John: That's not what I mean John: I mean iTunes gift card from the Mall or store and send it to me John: Please i want you to go the store and get me iTunes gift card John: John unsent a message Beth: but dearie I already sent you a lot of gifts inside the package John: I don't have any money to take me there so please send me the iTunes card so I can go and get the package please Beth: I don't have an ituned card Beth: what is that? John: iTunes gift card is what they use to buy something online John: So if you send me i will sale it to someone who wants to buy something online Beth: but if someone wants to buy something online why don't they just buy the card themselves? Beth: this sounds a bit silly John: Is not Beth: yes John: That's is the only way I can get or raise money to embark on the journey John: Am telling you the truth please help me get it John: You should have ask the company if they have office in Nigeria John: They don't have any office here whereas DHL and FedEx's do have an office here. John: So you have use DHL or FedEx Beth: They did tell me something about licenses that I didn't understand and they said they would make sure you would receive it so I thought it was all fine John: They lie to you Beth: they do have a good solution and will pay your expenses and some more so it will all be fine Beth: My cleaning lady is here tomorrow. I can't go to the city, it will be rude John: Please send her to the mall or store to get the iTunes gift card please Beth: she's here to clean. I'm not paying her to go shopping Beth: my windows are dirty and I can't reach the highest ends John: But you can plead with her to get it for you Beth: I am paying her to clean. Not to go shopping. Don't you understand? Beth: On thursday my neighbor comes over for tea. If the windows are dirty I will be embarrassed John: That means I can not get the package they will collect it from me Beth: but then you can't start your business John: Beth: that would be sad John: That's what they said if I don't get the package in few days time John: And it will hot me so much Beth: hot? is anything wrong with your oven? John: I mean hurt John: You have to go the company and laid a complaint about the delivery John: They collect money from you and yet they don't deliver the package to the receiver Beth: but they did not do anything wrong dearie. I just didn't understand well. It is my fault John: Really Beth: Usually Gerry does these things, but he is still on a vacation. I'm sure he would have understood better John: So how do I get the package now Beth: I don't know dearie John: Really John: Please you have to do something about it Beth: but if you don't want it I can just tell them to donate it to an orphanage. I'm sure they can use it well John: If I don't want it how do I start my business Beth: I don't know about that, but maybe you had another plan John: I want it Beth: then you should talk to the shipping company I think John: What plan I don't get you Beth: I don't know I thought maybe you had another plan Beth: because you didn't want the package John: The package didn't get to Nigeria John: I didn't see any package Beth: I know. they have issues with the license Beth: I understand that now. you don't have to keep blaming me John: For me to get there is money John: And I don't have it John: That's the problem here John: I need to get there tomorrow John: I will go there but I need money to get there that's what am saying Beth: Maybe you can ask someone to help
x5, , x48, x3, x5, x4, x2, x9, , , x3, x2 , many "plss enh i dnt want you to like me again just let me be" - Danniboy
22.40 - John begins to realize that he needs Claude, so the tone of the messages begins to soften.
Hello Mr claude please you have to help me out or is there another means you can do for me without coming to Benin republic or can you please give me the right description to get there because this is my first time of receiving package from Benin republic, so please you have to give me guidelines to help me get there ok.
Claude is upset, of course.
Sir, First of all, I am at my home with my family and I am not obliged to reply to work messages. Secondly, you were rude and used offensive words in your last message. If you do not pick up the package within 14 days, then we will consider the "abandonment" procedure. If you want to pick up the package, please confirm where you want us to make the delivery. In Benin, Niger or Cameroon? Once we have established this, we will finalize the delivery details together with the local managers who will provide all the support so that everything goes smoothly. We will talk tomorrow morning, after which you will express preference.
Good night, Claude
He will have a wonderful night.
23.02 - It seems that our boy has decided that he wants to travel to Benin. LOL!
Am sorry for that Benin republic (cotonou). I just want you to help me and I will appreciate it thanks and good night.
OK Sir, your apologies are accepted. Benin is an excellent choice! As far as I know, it is very easy to enter Benin from Nigeria and the city of Cotonou is close to the border. Tomorrow morning I will send a message to our local manager in Benin (mr. Akwode) and ask him to help you with all the necessary information and give you all the support you need there. Everything will be fine.
- The local manager in Benin (mr. Akwode) enters the scene, with an email presenting all the delivery possibilities... the title of the message (Fw: A delivery for a V.I.P. nigerian customer) suggests that it is a forward from another email previously received. As if Claude had sent an email to Akwode, and he replied by sending it to John.
- Each of our characters has a different style of writing and we even use different letters (fonts) for the messages of our different characters.
- We always try to be very careful with such small details that give credibility to our stories. In that parallel world where we introduce the scammers, everything "connects" and everything "makes sense."
07.11 - Anyway, Akwode wrote to John a long & explanatory text:
Sabah el Kheir brother! My colleague Claude from the headquarter of the Company just told me about you and I know that you are a nigerian customer to whom I have to deliver a parcel and some cash-money. It's true? Insha'Allah, do you want to collect the parcel from our main warehouse in Parakou or from city of Cotonou? If you come from Nigeria, then it is probably easier for you to pick up the package somewhere in Cotonou. Have you ever been to Cotonou, do you know the city? We make daily deliveries to Cotonou and we can bring the package wherever you want (directly to you at the hotel, or anywhere else you prefer). Since all the costs are paid, all you have to do is check the completeness of the package and sign the receipt. Our driver will also hand you the amount of money agreed upon and please count the money in front of him and confirm that everything is fine. You will of course need to send me as quickly as possible an estimate of your costs (transport, accomodation, food etc). As Salamu Alaykum! Akwode Odubanda - local area manager
Looks like we'll have a traveler ... Benin is beautiful in February, and Cotonou can offer some special pleasures to an unsuspecting traveler.
10.07 - John to Akwode:
Good morning Mr Akwode, am the Nigeria customer to received the package. And haven't been to cotonou so you have to give me little time because I will soon be on my way there thanks.
Salam brother! I will be happy to arrange the delivery in such a way that everything goes well. I will appoint an English-speaking delivery agent for you so that direct communication be not hindered by anything. The delivery can be made in absolutely any public place, provided there is a parking space for the van of our company. You probably have friends who are already in Cotonou, so you could come with one of them. We will reimburse all your travel expenses and we will offer in addition an additional amount that reaches up to 50% of the amount. Please inform me about the day you choose for delivery, because the package is in our warehouse in Parakou (another city) and I have to prepare everything in advance. Mash'Allah! Akwode
10.32 - John to Claude:
Good morning Mr Claude I have received a message from your local manager and I will be heading to cotonou to receive the package but you have to make sure that the package is in good condition and any way you know that you can use to help me get the package ease I will appreciate it thanks
Claude provides assurances about Akwode's honesty and integrity... There is also talk of direct (cash) settlement of expenses.
Dear Sir, My colleague Akwode informed me of your decision to pick up the package in Cotonou and told me that he would personally take care of all the delivery details so that you would be completely satisfied with your trip. He is a practicing Muslim, an extraordinarily well-trained professional and an important member of the company's local management. Akwode has been working with us for almost 30 years and you can be confident that he will organize everything perfectly.
I don't know much about Africa, so all the details and arrangements have to be made by you with him. As you know, you will benefit from the direct settlement (cash) of all your travel expenses. All the delivery costs are already paid by Sender, so all you have to do is pick up the package and check that everything is in order. Only then will you sign the receipt. You will check that the company's seal is intact and you will check that the goods inside correspond to the attached inventory list. You will receive the money from the driver and you will count everything there.
As far as I know, Cotonou is a short distance from the border, so you can go there and pick up the package and return to Nigeria on the same day. Good luck and please keep me updated. Claude
We hope that John's greed will be greater than his sense of caution and we hope to offer him some wonderful days in Benin.
11.04 - Ohh dear... a hopeful scammer writes to Akwode:
Thank you Mr Akwode, I will let you know few time from now.
9:45 AM John: Good morning how was your night rest? 2:52 PM Beth: my night was good dearie, but today isn't going so well. I fell off a chair when I wanted to pick something out of the top cupboard and I broke my leg. My cleaning lady brought me to the hospital when she found me and now it is in a cast. You sent I just got home and wanted to check on you
Poor Beth. I don't think she can count on a lot of sympathy from our scammer, but at least he doesn't have to ask her to go to the bank or buy giftcards. At least not for the next few weeks
3:22 PM [/color]John: Oh am so sorry to hear that my love John: How are you feeling now hope you are feeling better John: Can you please snap it so I can see the leg John: Am crying now 4:47 PM John:
John: Am so sorry Beth: It snapped this morning dearie and it is in a cast now. it hurts very bad 5:21 PM John: Oh sorry i no it painful John: My love can I ask you something Beth: Yes of course 6:02 PM John: John unsent a message John: My love I can't travel to that country because is a sign from you that I shouldn't go there. John: Some time last year my had an accident and on my way to the city to pick up some stuff go an accident too John: Also my Dad fell sick and after my Dad got heal my brother also fell sick but is discharge now John: And if you want me to send you the pictures I will John: So please you have to contact Mr Caude to do change of transfer now John: If they decide to open the seal they should go ahead John: And if they refused to give me the money no problem provided that I received the other items you bought for me John: And I will use two of the phone to collect loan from Monday lender John: John unsent a message John: And later I will pay them and collect the phone back. John: Please contact them now 6:30 PM John: Mr Caude is waiting for your response my love 7:18 PM John: So I can receive the package tomorrow Beth: I can not do that dearie Beth: It is illegal to put money in the parcel and they will send the police to me and to you Beth: And say that we are doing money laundering Beth: I don't want that Beth: I'm much to old to go to prison Beth: And you are much to cute for that, so we should not risk that and not let them open it Beth: If you don't want the package that is fine. I can donate it to an orphanage Beth: They will be happy with it I'm sure 7:51 PM John: Ok give the box to the orphanage and give me the items in it Beth: No John: So please tell me Claude to do that if you want to help me Beth: No Beth: you are being rude and ungateful John: Please Am not Beth: Yes you were 8:34 PM John: Am sorry for that John: Try to understand me better John: And am grateful for everything my love John: The truth is i need your help because I have seen the shop and I snap it tomorrow please contact claude about what I said John: John unsent a message John: So I can receive the package by transferring it to DHL and is close to my house 9:09 PM John: <picture of someone hooked up to an IV, lying on a bed> John: This is my brother will discharge him few weeks ago John: If I don't need your help I wouldn't have ask or begg you John: So my love please ask Mr Claude to do the transfer of delivery so I can get the package by tomorrow. John: I have show you my real identity and my brother too John: So what else do you want me to do so you can help me please my love John: Contact mr Claude to do it please Beth: I believe I already helped you by sending you all those things for your busines and the money Beth: If I contact them and allow them to open the package we will both go to jail. Don't you know what they do in jail with pretty boys? I don't even want to think about it. Beth: And I cant be in jail, what will my grandchildren think John: You can still ask Mr claude to return the box to you and send me the other items you bought John: And after returning it to you I will tell you how you can able to resend it to me Beth: I will not pay extra for that. If you don't want it I will just donate it to an orphanage. It is no problem Beth: I will ask mr claude to find an orphanage close to the location where the package is now John: But I told you to send me the items and use the box money to give to the orphanage John: I will appreciate it if you could please split the package by giving me the items and sending the money to the orphanage please John: Because I can still use the items to start my business Beth: If I ask them to split the package they open it and find the money and we both go to jail. I will NOT allow them to open the package. If you want it you can have it but I am not letting them open it. If you don't want it I will donate all of it so the shipping company won't open it Beth: It's very simple dearie
Wed 10:28 PM John: But the orphanage people will ask claude to open the package before they will accept it John: They will not allow claude to drop it and walk away without opening it on their presence John: And I just confirmed it now that it can not take us to jail John: TSC don't have office any where even in Netherland John: I just checked it online and goggle they don't have any office but DHLand FedEx does John: The company lied to you so you have to go there tomorrow and lay a complaint ok
Thursday 9:14 AM Beth: no you did not confirm that it can not take us to jail. I don't want to let them open the parcel. Beth: They did not lie to me Beth: And I can not even go to the city now because my leg is broken Beth: I told you if you don't want the package then that is fine, but I will not allow them to open it and that is the end of it.
9:43 AM [/color]John: Ok you can give it to the orphanage John: God will bless me through the orphanage because am the one that bring the connection to them Beth: ok dearie if that is what you want then it is fine. John: Thank you very much for your help may you live long John: Yeah because I can't go to that country ok John: No prove to show that you sent the package and am scared of the journey too Beth: Ok dearie it is no problem that you don't want it anymore. You are still young, It shouldn't be an issue to pick up a package but if you don't want to that is fine John: God will bless John: You Beth: I will ask them to give it to an orphanage John: Should I ask Mr claude to do it now because your legs is paining you John: How is your leg I no is hurt badly John: John unsent a message Beth: I will send him a message dearie. John: Am sorry for the injury John: Ok Beth: my leg is painful but I took some pills and keep it up on a chair. It will take a few weeks to heal. Thank you for asking John: Oh sorry for that John: Have you eating today Beth: Yes I did John: Ok that's good to hear from you Beth: Dearie I want you to understand that if you do not want the package i will not send anything again ok? I just want this to be clear so we will not have to fight about it John: Am going out to tell the agent that is in charge of the shop that I don't want it anymore John: Ok is fine by me Beth: alright. It is a shame. I hoped you could start your busines but god has other plans sometimes John: Yes indeed John: Am a Christian I know one day my helper shall locate me. John: All these same thanks for the chat so far for it is my pleasure to meet you John: Will talk to you later let me go and inform the agent about it first.
10:02 Beth to Claude. John in cc
Dear mr. Claude,
Is it possible to change the receiver of the package and you will as your local worker to find an orphanage close to where the package is right now? The receiver mr. John doesn't want the package and I would like it to get a good destination. If I change the receiver I hope the package will not be opened? Can you please let me know if the parcel is still intact? Please let me know.
Kind regards Beth Belay
I photoshopped some pictures of the parcel that will be sent to Beth and accidentally John will be in cc of course. Maybe that will remove some doubts.
He's still in his first negation phase, but I'm sure he will change his mind in a few days.
11.00 - Claude responds to Beth's message (John in CC):
Dear mrs. Beth, Of course, we can change the name of the receiver as you wish because you are the owner of the package. I will send a message to our local manager in Benin and inform him of these last minute changes. I'll tell him you want to donate the package to a charity. To answer the questions, I confirm that the package will be opened only by the new Receiver. According to the Regulation, we are not allowed to photograph the packages but I will make an exception and I will ask Mr. Akwode (manager in Benin) to send you some pictures to convince you that the package is intact and exactly as you sent it.
then, Claude sent another message to John:
Dear Sir, The package sender just informed me today that he wanted to change the name of the Receiver. This is right after the local manager in Benin confirmed to me yesterday that he arranged with you all the delivery details. Can you explain to me what's going on there? Did our manager have an inappropriate reaction to you, or what's the reason for this unexpected change?
Soon, Akwode will send Beth the pictures of the package. Of course John will be in CC. Akwode will also ask John for an explanation of the change of plan and will suggest a possible delivery to the border area. Hotel 241Seme has not had any clients sent by us there lately. Right?
11.36 - Akwode to Beth (John in CC)... 3 parcel's photos are attached.
Salam sister Beth, may Allah be with you! My colleague Claude told me that you gave up sending the package to the Receiver and that you wanted to donate everything to a local charity. It's true? I will try to find an orphanage or a school that needs support and I will inform you. I am surprised to learn that brother John no longer wants to take over the package because I had an extremely successful dialogue with him. He decided that he wanted to take the package from Cotonou and he was going to tell me the desired delivery day. Of course we can deliver the package even in the border area, as long as our client wants it. Finally, if your and his wish is so, we will try to offer the package to someone who really needs it. Claude asked me to send you 2-3 pictures of the package. You'll find them attached. Mash'Allah! Akwode
13.00 - John tries to pretend he doesn't travel because he's superstitious.
Have you heard from Beth about the new up date
I can't come to Benin republic because Beth had an accident yesterday and is not good for me because something like this as happened to me before. So can't embark on such journey thanks.
Of course Claude doesn't understand anything.
Dear Sir, I don't think I understand very well what you meant. I talked to Mrs. Beth today and she seemed fine, so I don't know what accident you're talking about. But, of course, the fact that you do not want to take the package is just your choice and no one can force you. Initially, I suspected that our local manager said or did something wrong and you were upset. But, if it's just a childish superstition of yours, then things are clear and I won't insist. I am glad to have met you and I hope you will be left with an excellent impression of the quality of our services.
So, he is just superstitions and afraid it's a bad omen. Beth can surely fix that
1:39 PM Beth: Oh dearie I have wonderful news. The chair that broke yesterday that caused me to fall, it was new. My son in law called the company that made it and they offered a financial settling if I didn't sue them. I don't want to go through that hassle, but they offered 25,000 and I donated it to our church. Isn't it lovely. It feels like a blessing
x5, , x48, x3, x5, x4, x2, x9, , , x3, x2 , many "plss enh i dnt want you to like me again just let me be" - Danniboy
It seems that our scammer is full of frustration, because he searched the internet for details about the company and about "our" local offices in various countries.
15.16 - John to Claude:
Why can't I see you people online I mean your office is not in the internet or goggle no address in Netherland or Benin republic or Cameroon, Niger etc.
Dear Sir, From the moment the Sender requested that your name be removed from our records, you are no longer the Receiver of the package or our customer. I'm sorry, but I can't give you now any more details about the package. Probably our manager in Benin will find someone who deserves to receive those goods.
The fact that we prefer discretion means nothing more than caring for the safety of packages. Of course, each of our locations has an physical address, but we don't post them on the internet so as not to have unpleasant surprises with robber gangs. Of course, if you had chosen to pick up your package directly from our warehouse in Parakou, then the local manager would have given you all the necessary details about the address and how you can get there as easily as possible. But, I repeat, we prefer that these things not be made public to avoid burglary and theft from warehouses.
I wish you much prosperity and health, Claude
My opinion is that the idiot does not have the courage to go to Benin, even though he wants to.
Now he is just trying to find his own excuse to justify his fear. In the end, his greed will probably overcome his fear.
17.15 - Full of anger, frustration and resentment, the scammer can no longer pretend to be polite.
That is a lie because DHL and FedEx do have offices around the world and not as happened to them ok and you make a big mistake by not collecting the package rather than to give it to the orphanage and you can lie to beth that you give the package to the orphanage whereas you are the one that collect it. Alaye!!!
Claude, 100% professional:
Dear Sir, I will claim that I did not read your dishonorable words and I will not be upset. In fact, you are no longer our client now because mrs. Beth has requested that your name be removed from the list of Authorized Receivers. I have no reason to talk to you anymore, so please don't ask for more details about the package.
If you remember, we offered our services and we wanted to resolve the transfer of responsibility to DHL, so I really don't understand your frustrations. You and Sender chose the direct delivery, and then the Sender requested that the package no longer reach you but an orphanage. If you have any problems with this decision, you should contact Sender.
2:36 PM John: That's great news 3:15 PM Beth: Yes it is. John: How've you been i have been thinking about you Beth: Oh I am doing fine dearie. I can't move around very well now, but my neighbor checks on me now and then so it is fine. I just watch some tv and do the crossword puzzles Beth: how are you now? John: Great John: Why I can't find TSC company on the internet or goggle Beth: I don't know much about internet stuffs dearie you should ask that to someone else John: I've done some research on the company can't find them John: I'll let it go now because i can't find the company online John: I would love make video call with you ask someone t help you set in on video call 3:50 PM Beth: oh dearie that is so much complicated. my computer doesn't have a camera Beth: and I think it will be best if we part our ways here, because I am a little insulted that you rejected my gifts Beth: it was very rude John: I didn't reject your gift rather than you refuse to send it to the right place ok John: How can you send something to another country and am I at another country does that make sense to you John: I know a friend who's sister send package from Australia to Nigeria John: And I also heard that people do send items and gift from Netherland to Nigeria without difficulty John: Why yours is different 5:17 PM Beth: Because I didn't understand what they said about the licensing. It is not my fault that you live in a third world country ruled by monkeys Beth: you should ask the government why they are being difficult Beth: I don't understand all that
6:49 PM John: Your father 7:15 PM Beth: I don't think you know him. He's deaded for a long time
11.45 - Our imbecile was silent in the last hours, so let's see if we can frustrate him more & more.
As Salamu Alaikum sister Beth! Insh'Allah, I found the right person to pick up the package. It is a young man (Mr. Ibrahim Qussar) who runs an orphanage affiliated with the local mosque here in Parakou. I spoke with our imam today and he told me that young Ibrahim is a hardworking and very honest man and that he has full confidence in him. So, if you still want to give the package to someone, then you can talk to my coleague Claude to change the name of the receiver. The new Receiver will be mr. Ibrahim Qussar from Parakou. Mash'Allah! Akwode
Of course the scammer is in CC, so he can see the message. Beth will send the good news on FB messenger anyway. John will be happy!
12:08 PM Beth: dearie I just had some good news about the package. They found a man that runs an orphanage so all your money and gifts will get a good destination John: Really that's great news Beth: yes it is John: There are lots of things am trying to know about you? John: Who are you? Beth: I am Beth Belay dearie 1:10 PM John: Lol John: You should have said they should give it to orphanage at other countries Beth: I don't think I understand
I think he doesn't want to play anymore.
dear mr. Akwoode.
Thank you for your message. I will contact him and tell him to change the name. I am happy that the package will get a good destination. I am sure the children can use it well.
Akwode responds to Beth (of course, the scammer is in CC):
Sister Beth, I assure you that the package will reach that orphanage manager. The products inside will be sold and, with the money obtained, will be bought good food for the children. Your gesture is wonderful and Allah will reward you with long life and prosperity! Salam! Akwode
A full of rage scammer writes to Akwode:
Idiot you should called someone from another country to come over and collect the package while parakon you must be mad ok
Since John is no longer the company's client, Akwode can express what he thinks.
I'm sure some references to our scammer's sexual orientation will make John happy... yeah. along with some nice allusions to prostitution and poverty. LOL!
First of all, I don't allow you to talk to me like that. I'm a big man and you are just a little nigerian gay, lacking politeness and respect, with no education and with no any future. I guess you're begging on the streets of Warri and prostituting yourself daily with various men, so you can buy gala, garri and fried lizards. Stupid gay boy, if your brain had more than 2 functional cells, you would have negotiated with me a delivery directly to the border and everything would have been perfect. But you are just a small and frustrated homosexual, so Allah sees everything and rewards you according to your deeds. You will die poor and with your anus broken!
Looks like John likes to be verbally abused, so why not take the opportunity?
13.58 - John to Akwode:
What are you talking about? You stupid monkey it is you and your generation will die poor and if you must no I am a business man and if you believe or is your headache.
Brother, I have explained to you several times that you can pick up the package from anywhere, including the border area between Nigeria and Benin (Seme zone) but you are so stupid that you have not been able to understand this. The Sender probably noticed that you're stupid too, so that's why she chose to donate the package to anyone. I saw the list of products in the package and I can say that they will be sold immediately and at a very good price. Ohh, such good luck does not come many times in life, so you can be sure that you missed a huge chance. You told me 2 days ago that you were preparing to come to Cotonou, and now what happened? Are you so poor that you can't afford a bus ticket? Muhahaha, it means I was right and you're a poor gay man begging on the streets.
What are you talking about? You don't have address or offices anywhere and people do send things from cotonou and other countries to Nigeria too and the package you show me is editing and you people didn't edit it very well to make it look real and you people want to kidnapped me for money ritual that is the reason I changed my mind. I have money to come over I mean ten times of it ok also Beth is playing me for a full I noticed it when I tell her to change the delivery company too, all this are some of the things I took note of why I refuse to come over ok.
Ohh, obviously you're just a poor gay idiot trying to find an explanation for his laziness. Are you saying I want to kidnap you? You're crazy? You can choose any meeting place you want: at the airport in front of the security agents, or near the central police station in Cotonou, or in the border area near the office of the customs officers. Anywhere. But of course you don't have the money to buy a bus ticket and nobody wants to borrow a little gay boy. So, you try to imagine that you are rich. I feel sorry for you but I laugh at the same time. You are just like a monkey, trained to put on clothes and walk on 2 legs. Just as ugly and just as stupid. I saw your biometric pictures and I know I'm right, you're gay and you like sex with men.
14.51 - Muhahaha, our scammer insists:
You can say what ever you like from your ugly mouth ok you want to deliver a parcel to someone is that the right way to do it from my knowledge any parcel or package get to the receiver place or house or office not another country ok you think am a full right you can keep your package to yourself and die in peace idiot o na for come meet me na make I stabb you to death. Foolish goat.
You're a little gay man trying to talk like a man, but he can't do it. The package will be capitalized but you will not put your small and greedy hands on anything. You will die poor and stupid, just like the rest of your family. Go out on the street and see if you can find a man willing to let you suck his cock for a few naira.
Well, well, well... just for fun, and to give dear John a wonderful Sunday.
12.00 - Akwode took all the goods to the mosque and he received "that" box of chocolates as a gift. Alwode took home the box of chocolates and discovered that 10,000 euros (from Beth) were hidden there. So:
Ohh, little boy, only now I really understand why you were so nervous in the past days. This morning I personally transported the package to the mosque, so that the young Ibrahim (the one who leads the orphanage) can take all the products right from our imam. As a reward for going there personally and making it easier for the orphans to receive those goods, the imam gave me the box of chocolates that was in the package (as a gift for my children and my wife). Stupid boy, did you know that 10,000 euros were hidden in that chocolate box? Ohh, my wife is so happy and she said she would furnish the whole kitchen and buy a new refrigerator and a new oven. I will buy a huge TV for myself and I will take a laptop for each of my children. Alhamdoulilah, this real unexpected gift I received right now makes me think I was right in everything I assumed about you: you are just a little gay boy who tried to fool an old and rich european woman. Because you are stupid and scared like a hen, you did not have the courage to claim your package and you preferred to remain poor and begging. Along with your poor mother, on the streets of Warri. All your future generations will be hungry and you will never be able to buy food for yourself and your family.