Post by Penfold on Nov 26, 2022 5:20:54 GMT
Alas, I fear that the KING may have given John the Royal heave-ho. Charles III has always been a bit slow to reply, but his last offering was not very comforting at all.
John voices a concern the next morning. November 25th, 06:55.
Dear KING
Sorry to bother you so early in the morning, but I had a terrible night trying to sleep because I'm worried about the payment that I was meant to be making this morning. As you know, Harold was here yesterday afternoon to help me with my gutter clearing. The thing is, it started raining not long after we started the job so we retired indoors and spent the afternoon drinking instead. During our general conversation Harold said that we should leave the gutters which we had agreed to put off until tomorrow and go fishing instead. At that time I was not too drunk as to have forgotten the bank appointment so I told Harold I needed to go into Southampton to send some money to JPMorgan. Harold was shocked at this news and told me that I should seriously think about that course of action. He told me to have a good look at the poor Google reviews concerning the bank. Well I did, and it turned out that their customer service leaves a lot to be desired. Therefore, I think in the interest of getting this transaction completed efficiently we should use a good old British bank. Please arrange the provision of a British bank account so that we can conclude our business. One more thing. I did try phoning Buckingham Palace yesterday evening to explain all of this, but your butler, or whoever it was that answered the phone would not take my call seriously. Have you got a direct number that I can call you on should there be any more problems?
Tally-ho
John Surname
November 25th, 10:29. The KING is not amused and also seems to be having an identity crisis by starting his email with Dear king and signing off as John.
Dear KING
Well, i think i will tell them to cancel your transaction as i can see that you are an addict, as you are not with your rightful sense as the content of your emails to me proves so.
Thanks
Tally-ho
John Surname
John was confused. November 25th, 11:29.
Dear KING
I think that you may have accidentally sent your last email to me in error. You have started it with "Dear KING". Was it intended for another KING of another sovereign state? Perhaps you have business with Felipe VI, King of Spain or perhaps King Mswati III. Either way, that's not really any of my business. What is my business however is having you send me the British bank account details that I requested along with your direct phone number.
Tally-ho
John Surname
If John doesn't hear from the King within a couple of days he'll probably send Charles III and Harry another email or two and then move on with his life.
John voices a concern the next morning. November 25th, 06:55.
Dear KING
Sorry to bother you so early in the morning, but I had a terrible night trying to sleep because I'm worried about the payment that I was meant to be making this morning. As you know, Harold was here yesterday afternoon to help me with my gutter clearing. The thing is, it started raining not long after we started the job so we retired indoors and spent the afternoon drinking instead. During our general conversation Harold said that we should leave the gutters which we had agreed to put off until tomorrow and go fishing instead. At that time I was not too drunk as to have forgotten the bank appointment so I told Harold I needed to go into Southampton to send some money to JPMorgan. Harold was shocked at this news and told me that I should seriously think about that course of action. He told me to have a good look at the poor Google reviews concerning the bank. Well I did, and it turned out that their customer service leaves a lot to be desired. Therefore, I think in the interest of getting this transaction completed efficiently we should use a good old British bank. Please arrange the provision of a British bank account so that we can conclude our business. One more thing. I did try phoning Buckingham Palace yesterday evening to explain all of this, but your butler, or whoever it was that answered the phone would not take my call seriously. Have you got a direct number that I can call you on should there be any more problems?
Tally-ho
John Surname
November 25th, 10:29. The KING is not amused and also seems to be having an identity crisis by starting his email with Dear king and signing off as John.
Dear KING
Well, i think i will tell them to cancel your transaction as i can see that you are an addict, as you are not with your rightful sense as the content of your emails to me proves so.
Thanks
Tally-ho
John Surname
John was confused. November 25th, 11:29.
Dear KING
I think that you may have accidentally sent your last email to me in error. You have started it with "Dear KING". Was it intended for another KING of another sovereign state? Perhaps you have business with Felipe VI, King of Spain or perhaps King Mswati III. Either way, that's not really any of my business. What is my business however is having you send me the British bank account details that I requested along with your direct phone number.
Tally-ho
John Surname
If John doesn't hear from the King within a couple of days he'll probably send Charles III and Harry another email or two and then move on with his life.
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