Never gonna give you up.

Shame you weren't able to use "fandango" somewhere there in your replies

Fido:
😉

Quintin:
🔔end.

Fido:
If your friend gives you a sign, can you tell me.?? I want to apologize to him for hacking into his account.

Quintin:
I very much doubt that Anus would accept your apology once he hears about the problems you've caused. However, I will pass your message on should that strange looking lad ever get in touch.

Fido:
Too funny your story, you think that by saying that you corrected your mistake.?? my brother wake up you I tell you that I understood what is happening but you refuse to admit it. That betty did this and did that.. accept that you are the same person who is behind all these emails but you refuse, your plan is too funny stop your lies, you are the one trying to call me a pirate, your movie you're shooting is a comedy movie, I understood the whole scenario. you are the one harassing me for a photo, anyway no one will send a photo, sorry, take a photo of your family, it's better...

Quintin:
If it will stop you emailing me you paranoid fool I'll admit it all. Yes, I'm Betty and John and anyone else you want to accuse me of being. There, do you feel better now?

Fido:
Oh I knew, I really suspected.
but I don't understand your saying that I'm a pirate or something like that.
because when I was in africa and we were writing you didn't tell me that the account was hacked.
But now that I've made the effort to come here you take me for a pirate because you couldn't imagine that I could come this far

Fido (10 minutes later):
create a snap chat account, show your location and hide it, then you take a screenshot and send it to me. I just want the stage where you are.
I sent a screenshot so when you saw this you made me look like a hacker who hacked into the account when there is no hacker, it's just you freaking out.

Quintin:
For the love of Christ, what are you jabbering about? I'm not going to do anything for you. I have nothing to prove. Stop emailing me.

Fido:
And yes the big coward.
you call me an impostor when you don't even have enough to prove that I am an impostor.
You are looking for a pretext to decline the situations that I propose to you, I think.
You are trying to push me so that I contact you with another account to say here I am john's friend and there you will say to send a photo to prove, ahhh yes the bastard you think you are very intelligent but no you are far Account. if your friend had to contact you since he would have done it, can't you find.??
Even if this account is hacked by another person he will not want your help because the mails that we see inside the account are insults and if the person notices that you call him who you want to help (Anus), are you sure he wants to contact you? so wake up the account is not hacked it's just that you refuse to see clearly, otherwise I see your game.

Quintin:
I call you an impostor because you refuse to prove to me that you are not. I call the lad in Marge's photograph Anus because that is his name. Or at least that is the name John was using in the emails that were being exchanged between them. I must admit that I was a little puzzled as to why Anus was using a female name for his email account, but hey, in this day and age who knows what the effeminate looking young man in the photograph identifies as. And as for your assumption that I will be asking Anus for proof of his identity (should he ever contact me) you are correct. How else could I be sure that it was not you that was trying to trick me by using another account. As for your last statement I'd be happy for you to prove me wrong by sending me the photograph I requested weeks ago.

Fido:
Ahh that's good then.
But hey, it all depends on you, young man, you know where to find me, if you're lazy, stay at home.
Otherwise a photo on which you judge a person is useless.
If you want you come we talk quietly and everyone goes home.
Anyway, you know where to find me, it's up to you.
So your legacy story are you still on that.? Me, I don't need the inheritance, what do I have to do with it?
There are plenty of people in your country who need this, true or false. Don't worry no one will contact you to claim your fictitious inheritance, you're talking to the right person but you're just pretending.
But I have no choice but to let you continue in your nonsense.
Look at me I just want to see each other your legacy and other is not my problem. we are already on the same continent, it's up to you.
Make the effort to prove to me that you are also on the same continent as me, that's just what I want.

Quintin:
I have nothing to prove. Your wants are immaterial.

Fido:
you are scared.?? because if you are not afraid you can do it so that I can see where you are.Because I wasn't scared and I made you a video until you wanted to call me an impostor, in order to encourage me to take a picture for you as proof, you are really funny.?

Quintin:
No, Ricky Gervais is really funny, I'm just puzzled. I'm puzzled as to why you would think I need to prove anything to you, let alone my location. You have repeatedly refused to show me you're Anus by the means I requested. Therefore, I think I can be excused for deducing that something very fishy was going on. You can of course dispel that stink of fish by sending the photograph that I have requested.

Fido:
🤨

Quintin:
Emojis, the refuge of the inarticulate.

Fido:
So true!

Quintin:
It is indeed.

After silence for almost a month I'd begun to think Fido had finally given up, but today he's back.

Fido:
Yo What up.

Quintin (just now):
You again! What do you want now?

Seems to me like this is the beginning of a bromance