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Post by Birlic on Oct 27, 2023 11:18:42 GMT
^^^ Muhahahaha! === 12.30 - Joojoo, to his dear fat gayboy. LOL! ===
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Post by bluelady on Oct 27, 2023 11:47:29 GMT
^^^ "IMPOTNET"😂😂😂!Lololol,I'm in tears,love JooJoo❤!
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 27, 2023 12:34:38 GMT
JooJoo is such a great invention. You can abuse the scammer in such an appalling way. I love how Jonas translated the pidgin in English for sister Dave.
This guy is still fully invested in the story. I think there is plenty of mileage left in him.
Maybe Pricky could enter the story in some way. Perhaps as an insurance person working for Nancy getting his verbal statement. I think a recording of him telling the whole story would go down very well on the next Scambait Saturday.
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Post by Linoline on Oct 27, 2023 13:08:16 GMT
I'm sure it would be great entertainment, but why waste money of another baiter on a call if we can make Jonas record the whole thing and waste his data sending it to us. We'll even be able to see his face while he recollects all his wonderful moments in Benin
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Post by stellabella on Oct 27, 2023 13:14:39 GMT
I'm loving Jonas' translations! Very concise and to the point. My favourite passages are: It perplexes me where Joojoo's taste in men comes from ?? He seems to gravitate towards men with protuberant abdomens, where is the attraction? It seems only he can answer this. ...but, but how gentle is gentle ?? 🤔 😂
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Post by Linoline on Oct 27, 2023 13:18:43 GMT
13:10 Jonas 14:16 Sister Dave
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Post by Admin on Oct 27, 2023 13:56:31 GMT
BOBS! Sister Dave is right to worry about Jonas changing up the text.
The J man exudes sophistication and gentleness. Surely, Jonas' delicate, little anus is in a caring man's hands.
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Post by stellabella on Oct 27, 2023 14:14:56 GMT
^^ 😂😂😂 Okay, that's your take on it. But when I read, "BECUS IZ STRONG AN HARD" tears start to well up in my eyes!
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Post by Birlic on Oct 27, 2023 14:18:12 GMT
^^^ LOL! === - The good Reverend Jonas should give a photo-video recorded Sermon and send it to sister Dave. Because the Elders want to see, with their own eyes, "how well the new Reverend is doing with his religious duties". - Of course, all the parishioners of the parish must attend the Sermon... if he will try to refuse / postpone everything (as I presume), then we will have one more reason why "the Elders will be very angry on him". This upset will be useful to us in the future.
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Post by Macs on Oct 27, 2023 14:24:34 GMT
In the case between Jonas and Joojoo it is word against word. Joojoo says that Jonas is a TB-boy, while Jonas himself says that he is not. Who is telling the truth? I think it is very difficult to tell. The only way we can come to the bottom of this is if Jonas’ wife gives a very convincing testimony that totally clear him for being an adofuro. How can she do this? Of course by sending TSC a very detailed video-testimony where she confirms that Jonas indeed has certain qualities when they are in bed together
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Post by rob419 on Oct 27, 2023 15:32:48 GMT
^^^ LOL!!!! Yesss macs that is the only way 👏👏👏 😆😭😂🤣
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 27, 2023 15:56:55 GMT
Macs.
You have opened a whole pallet of cans full of worms
Is it going too far to ask Jonas to provide video proof of his heterosexuality?
I feel dirty even thinking/suggesting it.
He might just do it !!
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Post by MildredPierce on Oct 27, 2023 16:16:35 GMT
Jonas can’t seem to make up his mind his relationship with Felicia. Sometimes she’s the wife, sometimes she’s a friend, other times she’s a girlfriend.
This may be far-fetched but I’m putting it out here anyway as a suggestion:
For the investigation regarding the package, convince Jonas it is necessary to communicate with one or two of the people in his village as witnesses that he has told them that he would be picking up a package in Benin as confirmation that this was the intended purpose of the trip.
Also ask the witnesses how did Jonas behave when he returned. Was he angry? Was he disappointed? And how did the witnesses feel when they found out that Jonas had his package stolen and was stranded? Were they happy for him? Were they sad for him? Was there any one in his village mad at him? Did they offer words encouragement?
The witnesses should a $100 cooperation fee for helping with the investigation.
*****
I’m making a suggestion because I want to know if scammer man had any angry villagers greeting him when he returned. We may not get the answers we want but getting other people involved might be fun.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 27, 2023 16:46:34 GMT
But there's no village involved. This is a moderately successful ex-pro, who lives at 5 Babatunde street..... got sick and tired of village boys of Nigeria making a killing at scamming and decided that he with his advance level of written and possibly spoken English, can do better at scamming and start racking up mugu money. Fear of being judged by God and others in his group is irrelevant, he only fears the beating he's gonna get from his oga (the dude that Birlic pointed out in the pics) and he should be afraid cos that oga dude looks menacing.
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Post by Linoline on Oct 28, 2023 8:48:05 GMT
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Post by stellabella on Oct 28, 2023 9:10:41 GMT
I can hear the loud groan and see his eyes rolling upwards from here! 😂
I bet he wishes he'd chosen a much smaller wall of text to steal. If he fulfills your request it will be a most entertaining sermon.
Oh, Sister Dave you are a very wicked (but lovable 😘) woman.
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Post by Linoline on Oct 28, 2023 9:23:53 GMT
Oh I'm not worried at all. He won't make a video for us tomorrow. He thinks that if the insurance pays, he will get the money directly so he won't work so hard for the church now. He will be shocked to find out that the insurance pays to the church because until the parcel is handed over and signed by the receiver, the official owner is still the sender.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 28, 2023 15:13:01 GMT
This poor imbecile is so convinced that he deserves to get his hands on the money! 13.52 - Jonas to Nancy: and Of course, Nancy doesn't work on weekends, so Jonas will have to wait until Monday.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 28, 2023 16:13:13 GMT
As y'all mentioned earlier that he sends out walls of text which aren't really readable for insurance lawyers who are well known for their short attention span. Surely, he can write in a better format with pictures and captions instead.
More importantly, why are watches made for the general public that are water resistant to depths of 600m? Is the general public supposed to be going into submarines, sort of willy nilly, only for those to explode and people to then try and make it to the surface. If so, would I really be looking at my watch, to see what time it is.
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Post by wcsc12 on Oct 28, 2023 19:09:50 GMT
^^ She needs it written by hand and not typed
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Post by Admin on Oct 29, 2023 4:23:28 GMT
His explanation email is worth the price of admission all by itself. That is a classic. With big BOBS! Would it kill this scammer to relate the events as they happened? He and his traveling companion/fiance/girlfriend/wife have an infant child together? A bastard child by a new priest of the Holy Lamb? I think Sister Dave is going to have something to say about this.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 29, 2023 13:12:35 GMT
Sunday, October 29
07.15 - Jonas is unhappy because of Joojoo... he doesn't understand why Joojoo can still communicate from the "official" email address. He also attached the last message from Joojoo. Of course, Joojoo has a friend who is a hacker, who will later intervene in the story. For now, we'll let Jonas be frustrated. LOL! === 10.37 - Joojoo to Jonas, another "nice" message: The message also contains 2 pictures of a slaughtered pig. === 11.18 - Jonas to Cliff: It's Sunday and I don't intend to waste my time with this idiot, so he'll have to wait until tomorrow. I'm sure he will have a great Sunday. Muhahahaha! ===
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Post by bluelady on Oct 29, 2023 16:08:46 GMT
^^^ JooJoo for President! "AM MASTRUBATE" and"IMPOTNET" Yuhuuuu🥳🥂
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Post by Admin on Oct 29, 2023 17:35:29 GMT
JooJoo should have that put on his business card, along with "AM MASTRUBATE".
Former? I think not!
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Post by Linoline on Oct 29, 2023 17:36:45 GMT
oh no, we plan to have joojoo around for a very long time
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Post by Birlic on Oct 29, 2023 18:56:02 GMT
19.53 - From a new email address (named "KING JOOJOO" ), Joojoo writes to Jonas: ===
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 29, 2023 20:10:42 GMT
Rev. Jonas must be so confused at Joojoo's behavior cos this is just adding insult to the injury of losing the package/loot. What if Joojoo is lusting after him because of his lack of manliness? I bet he has asked his wife a few times if he has man-boobs or if his butt is femmy/woman shaped Also, I have noticed that scammers seem to go shirtless a lot, at least in the pictures they send, obviously due to the hot temperatures over there; reckon, Rev. Jones won't be doing that too often, fearful of closeted gays, lusting after him. Good times!
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Post by rob419 on Oct 29, 2023 21:35:03 GMT
I would like too know how the Rev Jonas knows Mr. JooJoo is uncircumcised? I think this avenue should be explored in full can you imagine why a Reverend would know about another mans member especially a man he says he doesn't know this evidence suggests the reverend Jonas knows Mr JooJoo quite well 😂🤣😆
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Post by Birlic on Oct 30, 2023 6:47:38 GMT
Monday, October 30 - A new wonderful day!Jonas sent that last message from Joojoo (from the new email address "King Joojoo") to Cliff, along with the comment: Jonas is only whining to be a more believable "victim"... hmm, I am impressed. Really, what can Cliff do to stop Joojoo from sending emails from a random address? In an hour, Cliff will answer Jonas: Nancy will request other details necessary for the investigation as well as (of course) a biometric profiling of Jonas' wife. I am convinced that "Felicia" will be more than happy to send us her biometric pictures. Muhahaahaha! ===
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2023 9:04:26 GMT
I am looking forward to how you deal with this excrable scammer. His palpable outrage is a delight to read. More Joojoo? Yes please 🤣
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