Dr. Abdul rebrands himself as Rev. Jonas - SAFARI pg. 10

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Post by Birlic on Nov 4, 2023 8:37:57 GMT

Saturday, November 04

- Our idiot tries to avoid "transcribing" all the messages received from Joojoo... maybe he's lazy, maybe he's annoyed by the fact that he has to remember everything, maybe he's embarrassed by the fact that he was tricked by a gay and illiterate driver. Who knows? Anyway, Jonas tries his best not to cooperate with Nancy in this regard.

Hello Nancy,
I received your mail late but then here is one of his mails and I will try to send them all as you have advised but I may not be able to translate them accurately as he has written them since I am not actually versed in his English.
Thanks,
Jonas

and

Nancy,
This is another of his numerous mails and which I am very sure is on your company's server..
Thank you,
Jonas

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Here are some of his messages which I have forwarded to you before now and to Mr,Cliff.
Thank you.
Jonas

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Ms.Nancy,
Mr. Joojoo's language is also strange to me and so i can not decipher and translate them correctly just a mental guess .
I believe most of the message he has been sending to me when he was an employee of your company is still in the server and your IT Department must have concluded with them . The ones he is using "KING JOOJOO", haS all been forwarded to you and i have even blocked him lately just after he sent the last mail that has 3 photographs of his half nude pictures.
Have a lovely week end,
Jonas

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Of course Nancy is inflexible and of course Jonas' "schemes" are doomed to failure. She scolds the idiot and threatens him with the termination of cooperation. I am convinced that Jonas (like any other scammer) enjoys taking orders from a woman. First sister Dave, now lawyer Nancy... off, it seems that Jonas's life is not as easy as before! (rolling)

Mr. Jonas,
- You are a Priest and you know how to preach. I can understand this. I am a lawyer and I know how to make strategies to win cases. Every profession has its people. So, please let me do my duty and choose the most suitable methods. OK?
- It is mandatory that you "translate" all the messages received from that driver, because they are addressed to you and because we already know that you understood the ideas (from what you told me in your Declaration, from the fact that you told the same to Akwode and Cliff) . There is no point in trying to tell me now that you have no idea what is written there. We are not children, are we? The language used is Pidgin and it is currently used in Nigeria.
- In order to be able to deny all the accusations against you, we must be able to combat each of the ideas there. Do not try to avoid or ignore my strategy because I will consider that you do not want to maintain your innocence and I will close the case. I don't need an African man to tell me how to do my duty!
- Lastly, do not block the messages received from the driver because if he continues to send you messages, this can be a good argument for us to use in our defense.

If you want to continue the collaboration, then I expect you to send me the "transcript" of all the messages received from the driver by Monday. The original text + your transcription. All messages!
Thanks and have a nice weekend!
Nancy

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Dr. Abdul rebrands himself as Rev. Jonas - SAFARI pg. 10 Nov 4, 2023 16:10:04 GMT Admin, Joseph Fäustl, and 7 more like this

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Post by Linoline on Nov 4, 2023 16:10:04 GMT

23:42 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail. The power outage syndrome may soon be over since the Federal Government is now trying to find a permanent solution to it.
Attached to this mail is today's photograph of me standing with the bible verse in front of the monument of faith.
About the Open Heavens Service i tried all my best to see that it held today, but since i and my disciples are not the only people who makes up the church we could not have the service conducted as instructed because the church members and visitors whom i had informed about the service most of them were hurrying up to their various offices and business outfits and my disciples too came up with an idea and asked me to solicit with you for the service to be held as the first service on Sunday rather than we starting our normal Sunday service by 8:30am we will all gather by 7:00am and conduct the open heavens service which the service is only an hour prayer session, meaning the service will start by 7:00am and end by 8:00am while our normal Triumphant Praise service starts by 8:30am and by God's special grace both services will be video recorded .
Having said all these I would like you to beg the elders to tolerate us as an infant Parish, still tottering, trying to grow and stand firm . We may have challenges now does not mean the challenges are going to be permanent. We are still learning the ropes of running the church properly and most of our members are crossing over from their different former churches to ours so most of the services may not be conversant with theirs and so we will gradually inculcate our own pattern to them.
We are not trying to teach the elders or you on how to run the church, rather we are begging to be given another chance to find better accomodation for us to hold our service regularly without the interference or intimidation by any overzealous landlord. I promise to do all my best to see this church grow and have branches throughout most of the states in Nigeria.
Thank you and God bless,
Bro Jonas

17:09 Sister Dave

Brother Jonas,

You are not sending your pictures daily as you should be and you keep giving excuses why you can't gather. Tell me brother, what is a parish that is not gathering for praise, prayer and sermons?Tomorrow we expect to receive 2 video recordings from you. The open heavens service and your regular sunday sermon. Your bible verse for today is Psalm 3:8 and we expect to receive your picture today. If it is already dark you can use a torch. Tomorrow you will get a new bible verse from us that you can use.We have been very understanding and gave you a lot of opportunities to improve yourself but it seems that we need to use a firmer hand now to ensure that your parish will remain on the right path.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by CerveloS5 on Nov 4, 2023 16:30:12 GMT

Torch = flashlight in Europe and Africa, right? Cos this imbecile shouldn't be anywhere near the pyramid with an open flame

Loving this part of the bait cos it's really all a matter of faith for him now. Faith that white folks can never deceive him which is odd cos the biggest excuse they use for scamming is that Europeans stole the wealth of Africa in the past and that they are bringing it back through scamming.

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Post by MildredPierce on Nov 4, 2023 17:10:52 GMT

SumPizza if Jonas is told to cease and desist or gets kicked out of the compound, that would definitely be icing on the cake.

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“ Torch = flashlight in Europe and Africa, right? Cos this imbecile shouldn't be anywhere near the pyramid with an open flame ”

When you said pyramid, I was thinking of the ones in Egypt and was wondering why would he be near the pyramids in Egypt with an open flame. 😆 My thinking is off because the caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet.

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Post by Birlic on Nov 4, 2023 17:12:50 GMT

Jonas understood that he had to do what he was told, so he transcribed / translated ALL the messages received from Joojoo:

Nancy,
I want to continue the collaboration and i want to maintain my innocence
Here is the transcript, both the original text from Mr. Joojoo and my own transcription
Thank you,
Jonas,
4/11/2023
NB: Most times he Mr. Joojoo, starts his conversation with a curse, MUMU, which in my understanding means idiot, stupid or foolish etc.
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Mon, Oct 23, 6:20 AM (12 days ago)
to me

MUMU AM WIL LEAVE NOW FO YUR OTEL AN AM WIL GET DER IN 8HOURE OK ??
IN UNA HOUR AM WIL STOP IN TCHAORO VILAJ AN WRITE YU UNA SHORT MASAJ OK ??
AR YU DER AT HOTEL ??IN WHICH RUUM WHICH NUMBAR ??TELL ME YUR DETALIES
OOOHHHH SURLEY AM WIL NEED UNA GUUD SHOWER AFTA MANY HOURES OF DRIVING.

MY TRANSCRIPTION
Idiot, He says that he will leave for my hotel and will get there in 8 hours ok??
That in an hour's time he will stop in Tchaoro Village and write me a short message ok??
Asking if i am there in the hotel ?? In which room ,which number ??That i should give him my details oooohhh surely that he will need good shower after many hours of driving .
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Mon, Oct 23, 7:34 AM (12 days ago)
to me

AM JUST ARIVED IN TCHAORO VILAJ AN ALL IZ OK
AM DRINK UNA COFE AN IMEDIATEL LEAVE FO YU
DA NEXT STOP WIL BE IN AGBORO VILAJ UNA HOUR

MY TRANSCRIPTION
That he just arrived in Tchaoro village and all is ok
That he has taken coffee and will immediately leave for me
The next stop will be in Agboro village in an hour
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Mon, Oct 23, 8:42 AM (12 days ago)
to me

AM JUST ARIVED IN AGBORO VILAJ BUT IZ VERY CROWDED ROUTE
IZ MANY MANY CARS AN PEOPEL AN ANIMAL ON ROAD OOOHHHH
DA NEXT STOP WIL BE IN SAVE VILAJ ANODA UNA HOUR

MY TRANSCRIPTION
That he just arrived Agboro village but the route is very crowded and that
there are many cars and people ,including animals on the road ooohhh
The next stop will be in SAVE Village in another hour.
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Mon, Oct 23, 10:09 AM (12 days ago)
to me

AM ON SAVE VILAJ NOW AN AM STOPED FO EAT SOM THING
AM WIL REST FO 30MINUTS AN START AGAIN OK ??
AM SAW YUR BIOMTRICAL PICTURS OOOOHHHHH
AM ALSO LIKE VERY MUCH YUR LOOK TO DAY OK ??
YU AR UNA ECSTREMELY SENZUAL GAYBOY OOHHHHH
DA FAT WOMAN IZ YUR WIFE ??AM LIK HER TU OK ??
AM LIKE YU VERY VERY MUCH OK ??CANT WAIT TO MEET YU
NEXT STOP WIL BE DASA ZOUME VILAJ

MY TRANSCRIPTION
That he is at Save village now and stopped to eat some food
That he will rest for 30 minutes and start again ok??That he saw my Bio-metric pictures oooooohhhhh
That he also like my look very much today ok??
That i am extremely sensual gay boy ooohhhh
That fat lady is she my wife ?? And that he like her too ok??
That he likes me very very much ok?? And cant wait to meet me
That the next stop will be at Dasa Zoume village .
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Mon, Oct 23, 11:16 AM (12 days ago)
to me

AM IN DASA ZOUME AN ALL IZ OK FO NOW
AM HAD INCIDNT WIT UNA GOAT CROSS DA ROUD AN NOT COULD AVOID
AM HIT GOAT HARD AM KILL HER AM PAID OWNR OF GOAT
HAVY TRAFIC MANY GOAT AN CHIKEN ON ROUD BIG PROBLMS
AM WIL BE IN BOHICON IN UNA HOUR

MY TRANSCRIPTION
That he is in Dasa Zoume, all seems to be ok for now
That he had an accident with a goat across the road and he could not avoid . He said he hit the goat hard and killed her and paid the owner. That there's a heavy traffic many goats and chicken are around and that's a big problem. That he will be in Bohicon in an hour's time.
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Mon, Oct 23, 1:31 PM (12 days ago)
to me

AM HAV BROKN RADIATEUR AN BARELY MANAJE TO GET BACK TO BOHICON CITY
AM LOST WATER FO ENJIN AN AM GO SLOWY SLOWY AND MEEK MANI PAUZ TO COOL ENJIN
NO AM A REPAIRE ATELER AND MECHANIC TEL MI DA PROBLM WAS GOAT ACCIDNT
REPARS TEEK MEYBE 2 HOURES LOONG SORY BOSS OK ??PLEAZ TELL RECEVER AM BE LATE.

MY TRANSCRIPTION
That he has a broken radiator an manages to get to Bohicon city.
That he lost water for the vehicle's engine and he is moving slowly and may stop to cool his Vehicle's engine. A vehicle repairer told him that the goat accident caused his radiator to have been broken. He says that the mechanic told him that repairs may take 2 hours that sorry to his boss ok that he should tell the receiver that he will be late.
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Mon, Oct 23, 2:37 PM (12 days ago)
to me

MUMU AM HAV UNA BIG PROBLEM WIDH MA VAN AN AM TRYING FIXIT OK ??
DA MECHANIC SAYS WILL BE READY IN 2 HOURE RADIAOTR IZ BROKEN
MA PHON BATERY IZ RUNING OUR AN AM LOOK FO UNA POWEE SOURCE
WE WIL TALK LATER OK ??NO WORY AM WIL COM TO YU QUICK QUICK

MY TRANSCRIPTION
Idiot, He says that he has a big problem with his van and he is trying to fix it ok??
The mechanic says it will be ready in 2 hours and that the Radiator is broken. He says further that his battery is running low and he will look for a power source . He says that we will talk later ok?? That i should not worry that he will come to me quick quick.
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Mon, Oct 23, 3:18 PM (12 days ago)
to me

AM STILL NOR SABI ANYTHIN DI MECHANIC
HE WORKIN ON DI MOTO DON DISMANTLED ALL OF DI FRONT
DI MECHANIC SAY WON HOUR BUT HIE DEY NATING CERTAEN
AM DEY AT DI UNA NEARBY TERRAS AM TOOK SOME CHEECKEN WIT RICE NA DI COLD BEER
AM WIL COME TO U QUICK QUICK AFTA REPARATIOON OK ??BE PATENT AM WIL BE DHER SOON.

MY TRANSCRIPTION
He says here , that he does not know what the Mechanic is trying to fix. That all the front part of the vehicle has been dismantled . He says that the mechanic says one hour but he has done nothing. That he is at a nearby eatery and that he has taken some chicken with rice and a bottle of cold beer. And that he will come to us very quickly after the repairs ok??That we should be patient that he will be there soon.
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Mon, Oct 23, 6:05 PM (12 days ago)
to me

MUMU SHOUD HAV BE HERE AM TEL YU HONESTLY OOOOHHHHH
MA BOS AKWUD HAS AGRIED TO REMBORSE SOME EXPENSES FO ME
SO AM INVITD 2 GIRLS WID BIG BOBS TO MA RUUM TO FUCK DEM WEL WEL OOOHHH
AM BOGHT FRO STORE SOM GUD LIQUEUR AN UNA LOT OF GUUD INDIAN WEEDS
AM WANNA SPEEND ALL NIGT WID THOOS 2 YUNG RED HAIR GIRLS OOOHHHH
WOULDE BE BETTA TO BE HERE WID ME THAN TO BE AT YUR HOTEL OK ??
AM DRUNK AN DRUGED BUT YU COULD BE HERE WID ME TO FUCK TOGEDAR OK ??
YU AR UNA BEUTIFUL GAYBOY AN AM WANNA YU BE WID ME OOOHHHHH

MY TRANSCRIPTION
Idiot, he says that i should have been there and i tell you honestly ooohhh
He says that his boss Akwode, has agreed to reimburse some of his expenses for him . So he invited 2 girls with big breasts to his room to have sex with them very well ooohhh
He says here that he bought from store some good liquor and a lot of good Indian weeds . He says that he wants to spend the night with the 2 young red hair girls ooohhh
That it will be better to be here with him than to be in my hotel ok??
That he is drunk and drugged but i could be there with him to have sex together ok?? That i am a beautiful gay boy and that he want to be with me ooohhh.
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Tue, Oct 24, 8:29 AM (11 days ago)
to me

AM JUST WOK UP NOW AN AM TRAYIN TO UNDASTAND DA SITUATON
NEXT TO ME AR 2GIRLS AN UNA BIG LOT OF MESS OK ??
LAST NGHT WAS HARD HERE AN WE HAD UNA POOL PARTY
AM WIL GO DOWN TO RESTURANT WIDH GIRLS FO EAT SOM THING
DHEN AM GO TO WORK SHOP TO TALK TO DA MECHANIC
WHER AR YU NOW AN WAHT AR YU GOEENG TO DU TO DAY ??
AR YU COMEENG HER OR YU WANNA WAITA FO ME IN SEME ??

MY TRANSCRIPTION
That he just woke up now and that he is trying to understand the situation
Next to him he says are 2 girls and a big lot of mess ok??
He further says that last night was hard here and they had pool party
that he will go down the restaurant with the girls to eat something and then go to the work shop to talk with the mechanic . That where am i and what am i going to do today?? he further asked if i was coming or if i will wait for him at Seme ??
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Oct 24, 2023, 8:56 AM (11 days ago)
to me

MA BOSS AKWUD TOLD ME YU AR IN UNA HURY OOHHHHH
MUMU AM NEED TO KNO IF MA VAN HAS BEEN REPAREED OK ??
AN AM WIL ONLY KNOW WHEN AM WIL GET TO WORK SHOP OK ??
NOW AM WID DA GIRLS FO UNA COFFE AN BREAK FAST
NO NO HURRY MA LOV BECUS WE HAV TIME ALL DAY LONG
AM WIL BE AT YUR OTEL IN FEW HOURES NO WORY OK ??
TEL ME WHER AR YU NOW AN AM NEED CONFRIMATION FRO YU OK ??

MY TRANSCRIPTION
That his boss Mr. Akwode, told him that i am in a hurry ooohhh
Idiot, i need to know if my van has been repaired ok??
That he will only know when he gets to the work shop .
Now, that he is with the girls going for coffee and break fast.
He says No, No, don't hurry my love we have time all day
That he will be in my hotel in a few hours ok??
He further asks that i should tell him where i am that he needs confirmation from me ok??
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Tue, Oct 24, 9:39 AM (11 days ago)
to me

AM UNPACKED YUR PARSEL FO TO GAV UNA CHOCOLAT TO MA GIRL WHO SUCK ME LAST NIGHT
THE GIRL WANNA CHOCOLAT SO AM OPEND YUR BOX NA FOUND DI BIG MONIES INSIDE OOOOHHHHH !!!!!
MUMU YU KNOW IZ FORBIDDEN FO TRANSPORT MONIES WIDH PARSEL ??DIS IZ ILLEGAL BRODA !!!!!
AM WANNA FO MI HALF DI 25000DOLLAS AN SOM ELECTRONICS OK ??AN YU WIL SUCK MA DICK OOOHHHH !!!!
YU WIL KEEP DA REST OF GOODS AN ALL DA REMAINED HALF OF DOLLAS FO YU OK ??
FO TO SHARE MONIES FEEFTY FEEFTY WITH ME NOR TELL ANYONE NO THING OK ??KEEP SECRET OK ??
AN NOR TELPHON DI POLIS OR MA BOS AKWUD OK ??NO BE STUPID LITTEL GAYBOY OK ??
AM WIL WAITNIG FO YU TO SAY OK FO TO SHARE DA MONIES WID ME AN AM WIL MEET YU
IF YU NO ACCEPT TO SHAR DA MONIES THAN AM WIL KEEP ALL FO ME AN AM WIL BE DA KING OF MA VILAJ
NO BE STOPID MA GAYBOY OR YU WIL LOSE ALL DA MONIES OK ??AM WANNA YUR LITTEL ANUS OK ??
KEEP ALL SECRET OR AM WIL DISAPEER FOREVA IN TOGO TO MA RELATIVES OK ??WE WIL TALK LATAR OK ??NO BE STOPID

MY TRANSCRIPTION
That he unpacked my parcel to give chocolate to his girl who sucked him last nigh
The girl wanted chocolate so he opened the box and found big monies inside ooooohhhhhh!!!!!
Idiot, you know its forbidden to transport monies with parcels ??This is illegal brother !!!!That he wants to have half of the 25000 Dollars and some electronics ok ?? And that i will suck his dick ooohhh. That i will keep the rest of the goods and all the remaining half of the dollars for me ok??
To share the monies fifty fifty with him nor should i tell any one nothing ??Keep secret ok??And i should not telephone the police or his boss Akwode ok?? I should not be a stupid little gay boy ok?? That he will be waiting for me to say ok, so that he can share the monies with me and he will meet me. If i do not accept to share the monies with him then he will keep all for himself and will be the king of his village . That i should not be stupid gay-boy or i will lose all the monies ok?? He wanna your little anus ok??
That i should keep all secret or he will disappear for ever in Togo , to his relatives ok??That we will talk later ok?? that i should not be stupid.
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Tue, Oct 24, 11:55 AM (11 days ago)
to me

MUMU NOW AM SOM WHER NEAR TOGO BORDA IN GRAN POPO VILAJ AT UNA NICE RESORT
AM HAV MA FAMELY IN TOGO AN AM REALY WANNA BE DA KING OF MA VILAJ OK ??OOHHHH
AM LEFT FO TOGO DIS MORNEENG AFTA FUCK DHAT HUGE BOOBS GIRLS UNA MOR TIME
BOS AKWUD AM TOLD HIM DAT AM ESPECT RADIATEUR ONLY FO GAIN SOM TIME TO RUN AWAEY
YU CAN BE HERE IN ONLY 2HOURS BECUS TOGO BORDAR IZ NO FAR FROM YUR OTEL 120KM
AN AM WANNA FUCK YU WEL WEL AN WE WIL SPEND SOM NICE TIME IN BED OK ??YU WIL BE MA WIFE
AM SAW YUR BIOMETRIC PICTURES AN AM MASTRUBATE LOOOONG TIME OOOHHH
AM WILL BE GENTLE WID YUR LITTEL ANUS OK ??AM VERY SUR YU AR UNA GAYBOY OK ??
AM PROMIS YU TO BUY SOM NICE DRESS FO YU AN SUR YU WIL LIKE MA DICK BECUS IZ STRONG AN HARD
AFTA SEX WE WIL SHAR ALL DA MONIES AN DA PRODUCTES AM WANNA HALFA MONIES AN SOM ELECTRNICS OK ??ONLY
BE SMART OK ??AN NO NO POLIS BE DHERE OK ??AM CAN TRUST YU ??AM ESPECT YU TO COME QUICK QUICK OOHHHHH

MY TRANSCRIPTION
Idiot,now that he is somewhere near Togo Border in Grand Popo village at a nice resort. He says that he has his family in Togo and that he really wants to be the king of his village ok??ohhh
That he left for Togo this morning after he had had sex with that girl with huge boobs one more time . That he told his boss Akwode, that he was expecting the Radiator only for him to gain some time to run away
that i can be here only in 2 hours since the Togo border is not far from your hotel and it is 120KM.
That he wants to fuck me very well and will spend some time in bed ok??That i will be his wife .That he saw my bio metrics pictures and he had to masturbate looong time ooohhh
That he will be gentle with my little anus ok?? That he is very sure that i am gay boy ok??
That he promises to buy some nice dresses for me and sure that i will like his dick because its strong and hard.
That after sex we will share the monies and products and he will have half of the monies and some electronics ok That i only need to be smart ok?? And no police to be here ok?? That can he trust me ?? That he expects me to come quick quick ooohh.
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Nov 3, 2023, 11:14 AM (1 day ago)
to me, felicia

MAMA WITCH TOLD ME DHAT YU AR PLANEEN TO GET YUR HAND ON SOM MONIES ??
SHE NO NO KNOU WHER BUT SHE SEES YUR FUTUR AN CAN CHENGE IT OOHHHH
IF YU NO NO ANSWA MA MASSAJES AN IF YU NO NO ACCEPT TO BE MA WIFE
YU WIL LOSE EVER THING OK ??AN YU WIL BE MOCKED BY YUR WHOL VILAJ OK ??
AM YUR KING AN YU WIL BE MA QUEEN IF YU ACCEPT TO SUCK ME OOOHHHHH

MY TRANSCRIPTION
Here Juju, is saying that Mama witch told him that i am planning to get my hands on some money . That she sees my future and can change it ooh. That if i don't want to answer [reply ] to his messages and if i refuse to be his wife that i will lose everything ok? He says that i will be mocked by my entire village . That he is my king and i will be his wife if i accept to suck him oooh.
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Fri, Oct 27, 11:30 AM (8 days ago)
to me

MUMU LAST NAIGHT AM DREAMD YU CAM IN MA VILAJ OK ??
AN DHAT YU WER MA WOMAN OLL NAIGHT LONG OOHHHHH
WID YUR SENZUAL LIPS AN YUR PREGNANT BELLY OOHHHH
AM HAD HARD SEX WID YU AN YU LIKED UNA LOT OK ??
YU AR VERY SEXY WID YUR BIG BELLY AN YUR LARGE EARS OK
AM WIL BUY YU SOM BEUTIFOL DRESSES AN BEADS AN SHOES
AM WANNA GO TO DA WITCH MAMA HERE TO PUT CURSE ON YU
AM WIL CUT UNA BIG FAT PIG AN GIV HIS BLOOD TO OGUN OK ??
YU WIL BE MINE FOR EVAR AN YU WIL NEVA HAV ANODHAR WOMAN
YU WIL REMAINE POOR AN IMPOTNET IF YU NO NO COM TO ME OK ??

MY TRANSCRIPTION
Idiot,last night he says that he dream that i came to his village ok?
And that i was his woman all night long oooh
With my sensual lips and my pregnant belly oooh
He had hard sex with me and i liked it a lot ok?
He went further to say that i am very sexy with my big belly and large ears ok
And he will buy some beautiful dresses and beads and shoes
He intends to go to a witch doctor in his village to put a curse on me .He the witch will cut a big fat pig and give his blood to Ogun [god of Iron] ok? He went further to say that i will be his for ever and i will never have another woman .
He continues to say that i will remain poor and impotent if i refuse to come to him ok.
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Oct 29, 2023, 10:37 AM (6 days ago)
to me

MUMU AM WENT TO MAMA WITCH AN AM PAID FO UNA BIG PIG OOHHHH
AM DRANK FRO HIS BLOOD AN WROTE ON MASELF DA MAGIC SPELLWORDS
YU HAV BEEN CURSED AN YU WIL BE AFECTED FOREVA IN YUR LIFE OK ??
MAMA KNOU EVER THING AN SHE SEES EVER THING AN HER SPELL IZ STRONG
AM ALREDY OFEERED DA BLOOD OF DA PIG TO OGUN AN DIS HEAD TOO
YU WIL DIE POOR AN IMPOTNET YU WIL NEVER HAV MONIES OR GUD LIFE OK ??
DA FAT UGLY WOMAN WIL WANNA YU BUT YU WIL REFUZ BE WIDH HER
BECUS YU AR CURSED TO REAMAIN ALONE AN POOR AN BLIND FOR EVAR
YUR FAMELY WIL THROW YU OUT OF HOUSE AN FORGET YU OOHHHHH
YU WIL BE UNA GAY PROSTITUT ON DA STREET AN YU WIL MAKE SEX FO FOOD.

MY TRANSCRIPTION
Idiot,he said he went to mama witch doctor and paid for a big pig oooohh
He drank from his blood and wrote a magic spell on himself.
That i have been cursed and that i will be affected forever in my life ok?
He went further to say that mama witch knows everything and sees everything and that her spell is strong
He said he has already offered the blood of the pig to Ogun [god of iron] and his head too
That i will die poor and impotent .That i will never have money or good life ok?
that the fat ugly woman will wanna you but i will refuse to be with her because i am cursed to remain alone and poor and blind for ever
that my family will throw me out of house and forget me ooohh
that i will be a gay prostitute on the street and that i will make sex for food.
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Sun, Oct 29, 6:52 PM (6 days ago)
to me

STOPID MUMU YU TRIED TO BLOCKE MA ACCES TO DA COMPANEY SERVARES
OOHHH YU AR UNA LITEL PIKIN WHO KNOU NO THING AN UNDASTAND NO THING
AM OFARED YU EVER THING BUT YU REFUSZD SO YU WIL PAY MOR THAN IZ WORTH OK ??
WIDH YUR MONIES AM PAID SOM SMART PEOPEL WHO HELP ME KNOU EVER THING OOOHHHH
YU AR UNA OLD GAYBOY WHO THINK HE CAN HID MONIES FRO HIZ FRENS AN IZ NO NO GUD OOHHHH

MY TRANSCRIPTION
Stupid idiot that i tried to block his access to the company server???
Oohh that i am a little child who knows nothing and understands nothing.
That he offered me everything and i refused so i will pay more than its worth ok??
With my monies he paid some smart people who helped him know everything ooohhh
That i am an old gay boy who thinks that he can hide his monies from his friends and its not good ooohh
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Date: Wed, Nov 1, 2023 at 1:17 PM
To: me

MUMU YU AR UNA POOR STOPID BOY AN SUUN YU WIL BE OUT OF LUCK
MAMA WITCH TOL ME SHEE KNOU EVER THING ABOT YU OOOHHHHH
HER CURSE IZ VERY VERY STRONG AN YU WIL REGRET INGNOREEN ME
YU AN YUR FAT WOMAN CAN COM TO MA VILAJ OK ??COM COM NO BE SHY
YU WIL BOTH BE MA WIVES AN WE WIL LIV HAPELY TOGEDHAR OK ??

MY TRANSCRIPTION
Idiot that i am a poor stupid boy and soon i will run out of luck
That mama witch told him that she knows everything about me oooh
That her curse is very strong and i will regret ignoring him
That i and my fat woman can come to his village ok?? that we should come ,come that we should nt be shy . That we will both be his wives and we will live happily together ok??
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Of course, Nancy will request that all these transcribed messages be read out loud, somewhere near the pyramid in the presence of her wife and a few "trusted parishioners" who will later have to certify (also, by reciting in a clear voice) that Jonas he is not gay and he does not like to have oral and anal sex with men. I think that the dear Reverend will be delighted and that the honored public will be deeply moved. (rolling)

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Hahaha this is brilliant marvelous job guys Birlic Linoline bravo 👏👏👏 the Reverend Jonas must be so happy with the current situation of things 😋😆🤣😂

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This is beautiful. Rev Jonas is going in to uncharted baiting waters now. Never have you had such a compliant and committed MUMU.

I’m excited to see where you take him next

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Post by Linoline on Nov 5, 2023 9:14:34 GMT

1:05 Jonas

Dear Sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail. However, i received it late but will comply with your directives.
We seem to be failing in our duty as a Parish to congregate at times due to the attitude of our landlord and some of our tenants however we are trying to find a solution to that. One other thing i have to let you know that seemed like impediment to me personally is that i am still trying to recover from all i went through with my partner at Seme-Benin republic and up till this day we are battling to save the life of our infant child who is still being treated at an intensive unit care of a hospital in our area though this is personal.
Thank you and God bless,
Bro Jonas

7:10 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Please, acknowledge.
Thanks,
Bro Jonas

9:55 Sister Dave

Brother Jonas,

This is the reason you have disciples. To stand by you and assist you. The mother of the child can be in the hospital while you do your duties as a reverend. You know that the work for the Lord is more important than anything else. This is why I chose to be unmarried, without children so I could devote all my time to the work of the Lord.
The picture you sent me was made this morning instead of yesterday, unlike my very clear instructions. This means you have to send another one today with the bibleverse 2 Thessalonians 3:10
Considering your disciples and followers gather for the 2 services today, which will both be videorecorded I know that it will not be a problem to send another picture today. It is important that you start showing that you can follow the instructions of the elders. There was a time that you have done this very well for a little while but it seems like you have fallen back to your old ways. We will pray for the Lord to assist you in improving this attitude.
In the next week the elders will decide the christmas donation for all the parishes based on their individual performance. Usually the smallest amount is 5000,- and for those with exceptional performance it has reached amounts of 25000. Considering the money in the parcel is lost you might think about improving the performance of your parish so you will have some funds for development soon.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Starting the count down for the ‘I need help with medical bills to save infant child’s life’.

Perhaps he could supply a photo of the child in intensive care with mother in attendance?

The elders will surely want to pray for the ‘latest figment of his imagination’…. sorry ‘baby’.

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I'm not going to ask for pictures with children. If he said his wife was in the ICU it would be different, but I don't want to involve children in baits. I had a scammer once who used children as his disciples and it made me sick.

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A carrot is a unique cure-all for literally any and all impediments; sick sscammer, sick child, sick wife, even uncooperative disciples and dangling enough carrots, as you did (5 to 25k worth of it), hopefully the entire gang can be cured, including the landlord who has hounding Jonas so much.

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NB: Most times he Mr. Joojoo, starts his conversation with a curse, MUMU, which in my understanding means idiot, stupid or foolish etc.

MUMU a curse? Get real...it's more of a term of endearment!

Now, if Joojoo's messages began with "F@#$ing MUMU" I would defo be in full agreement with our scamming impotnet bar-steward 😝😝

I hope while translating the passage, "That he will be gentle with my little anus ok??" there was an audible inhaling of breath and a twitching in his nether regions

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LOL stellabella

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It is obvious that none of his neighbors want to help him. All his last pictures are taken by his wife. That's why he can't present meetings of parishioners and invents excuses for sister Dave to accept the situation. He still hopes to receive the Insurance money and disappear. Hard days are ahead for our poor Reverend Jonas.

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Everybody is condemning Jonas for being a scammer and that when a person engages in criminal activity, he willingly invites himself to engaging in conversations with the kind of shifty characters that Joojoo represents but Jonas has noble motivations behind all this.

Will y'all not have a paradigm shift, if you find out that Jonas is doing all this, to pay for the nose job that Felicia desperately needs. She has had it with the Miss Piggy references and keeps hounding Jonas to make it happen.

Also, what's written on the wall, behind the pyramid? I can make out "Pls stop bruis***** h***".
Please stop brushing here won't make much sense.
Why would anyone want to do it for free?
Has to be something negative.

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Linoline, ask Jonas to provide a picture (even if it’s a selfie) of his wife in front of the hospital with the name of the hospital in the background.

Let’s see what excuses he makes for not providing it.

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9:34 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Here is today's photographs.
Thank you,
Jonas

9:39 Sister Dave

Brother Jonas,

These are not today's pictures but yesterday's pictures and you used the wrong bible verse. I explicitly told you 2 Thessalonians 3:10, not verse 2.
I expect you to remake the picture today, not tomorrow, and use the correct bible verse this time.
Unfortunately I didn't receive your video's yesterday. Please tell me what excuse you were planning to use this time, because my patience is running thin with you. The elders want to see results now instead of more delays.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Monday, November 09 - a new wonderful week is starting in Lagos!

- The good Reverend looks very happy and full of piety in all the pictures requested by Sister Dave. Muhahahahaha!
- I'm curious how long he will be able to continue pretending to be respectful and humble and I can't wait to receive some angry and indignant messages from him... until then, let's continue.

09.41 - Nancy confirmed the receipt of the "translations" (messages from Joojoo) and requested details related to the "notarized authentication" of Jonas' Declaration.

Mr. Jonas,
I have received the transcripts and thank you for your cooperation. We will use them in the final phase of the Insurance claim process. Please let me know when you think you will be ready with the notarized Declaration, so that I can prepare the last part prior to the approval of the payment. I hope that throughout this period you enjoy the support of your wife and those people who are part of your religious community. We will need 4-5 people who know you well and who can testify about your behavior as a husband, parent and community leader.

Thank you,
Nancy

I'm sure Jonas is delighted by the evocation of the "support" he must have from the parishioners of "his" Parish. (rolling)

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15.23 - Jonas to Nancy:

Nancy,
Thanks for your heartwarming mail and I hope you too enjoyed the weekend.
I will probably be seeing my lawyer by Tuesday, that's tomorrow and if he is done with the notarization and stamping , then I will take them for necessary action and send them via attachment to you.
Yeah, a lot of responsible men and women are here in my community ready to attest to my behaviour as a husband ,parent and community leader.
Thank you,
Bro Jonas

Yeap mr Scammer, we have no doubt that things are exactly like that. (rolling)

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15:38 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
I am not planning to give you ANY EXCUSE! Please, as much as you will like me to respect you and have some measure over certain words I choose to communicate with you, that's how I will like you to use them on me . I take an exception to certain words you apply when communicating with me . I am not a boy nor a teenager like I have told you before. I am an adult and above 57 years of age . I respect myself and respect others too.
I have retaken the photograph in front of the Pyramid Of Faith and with the right wordings : 2nd Thessalonians 3vs 10, just after that I rushed home to send the photograph to you only to realize that there was a power outage. I had to wait until now to send it and thereafter I will upload the 2 Sunday services and send them to you.
Be blessed,
Bro Jonas

22:34 Sister Dave

Brother Jonas,

You are not in the position to scold me about how I do my job. I am trying to guide you in the best way that I can but the abundance of excuses that you use do make you seem like a teenager at times. The elders are losing their patience and so do I. You said you would send the videos today but I still didn't receive them. If the electricity is the excuse again then you must be aware that there are cyber cafes where you can use the internet or you will go to a public library. There are always options and that you don't use them only make it seem like you are not taking this job very seriously.
I don't have to tell you again that I expect you to send me the video's today, but I already know that the morning will come with another story.
Your bible verse for tomorrow is 2 Corinthians 8:21

Be blessed
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Ah, so adorable! This retired, egg-headed 57-year-old man with his untucked shirts and his big ole notebook, on which he writes a new verse everyday, with a sharpie, to pose in front of the monument of a pyramid that he constructed. Just heart warming; perhaps he can make these into a screensaver with some sad montage music.

By the way, all the great work y'all did to help him lose that tummy fat, is beginning to get undone, just by he being back at 5 Babatunde. If he knew what's good for his health, he would be begging to be sent another package thru Joojoo, of course.

I just love saying 5 Babatunde; it has a better ring to it than 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

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23:11 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
I refuse to join issues with you.
Here are the Church service videos.
Thank you,
Bro Jonas

Watch Jonas' sermon

0:48 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail. We have good news for you :one of my disciples offered us [the new parish ]his football viewing center to be used for our church activities due to the meddlesome of my landlord and so here we had our church service today. From the video you can see that the Sunday service was packed full with my disciples and at least 4 members of their families and other visitors. Here in the service I gave the disciple who donated his place to us the opportunity to handle the Microphone we hired just for the service. I plan to be giving each disciple some time to express ,preach during church services due to the fact that I have lately discovered that some of them are shy when talking in front of a large crowd so I feel when I give them time to preach this way they will get rid of their shyness .We also had new members today and we bless the name of the Holy Lamb for our new members.
Be blessed,
Bro Jonas

Of course our dear reverend didn't do his own sermon, but made a video of some other worship gathering. This won't do.

7:56 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

The video assignment was meant to review your performance but we can only see you clapping a few times and the rest of the video is not about you. The name of the church is not on display nor proclaimed, so this is not the right way to preach the word of the Lord through the <snipped> church.
It is wonderful that you have found another place for gathering, but you have to make sure that the name of the church is carried out, well visible for everyone who is there.
The elders want to receive new video material by Friday of you preaching, praying,singing and leading the sermon. They want to review your performance, not that of a woman in red singing songs of praise. Today you will write an outline for the sermon that you will show us on Friday. I expect to receive this by the evening so the enders have time to review it before you carry it out.
Don't forget today's picture with the bible verse.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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It is obvious to anyone that the filming of Jonas has nothing to do with the parish of the Holy Lamb. Of course, he no longer has the support of those around him (probably because he didn't pay for their services?), so it is difficult for him to perform the scenes that require "many characters". I think all the pictures of him in front of the pyramid are taken by his wife. Poor scammers!

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Birlic:

I'm curious how long he will be able to continue pretending to be respectful and humble and I can't wait to receive some angry and indignant messages from him... until then, let's continue.

Captain Obvious:

I take an exception to certain words you apply when communicating with me . I am not a boy nor a teenager like I have told you before. I am an adult and above 57 years of age . I respect myself and respect others too.

Well, breaking point seems to have been reached! Sister Dave is doing something right when scammers start replying with some repressed anger in their messages!

Looking forward to hearing his sermon / preaching to that other [his

] church group. I would appreciate some singing from him to the congregation as well, just like the lady in the red dress.

Sister Dave has all possible contingencies worked out in advance with Jonas' lies, Glory to the Holy Lamb!

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This habitual liar doesn’t know who he’s up against.

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