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Post by Birlic on Nov 28, 2023 13:21:41 GMT
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Post by Macs on Nov 28, 2023 13:39:37 GMT
I am sure that Joojoo will not let Jonas suffer like this without reaching out to him. I believe the Joojoo's marriage proposal is still valid  |
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Post by jebediahgoreman on Nov 28, 2023 14:22:24 GMT
I don't understand. Is he saying that you should NOT transfer the money to his cousin in Dubai ?
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Post by stellabella on Nov 28, 2023 14:54:14 GMT
That's really strange how two people can see totally different things. I kept reading it as:
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Post by Yastreb on Nov 28, 2023 14:59:20 GMT
His desperation is music to my ears 
"Do you hear that? Do you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"A desperate scammer, son. Ain't nothing in the world sounds like that. I love the wails of frustrated scammers in the morning. Sounds like... victory."
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Post by Birlic on Nov 28, 2023 16:17:33 GMT
17.15 - Joojoo to Jonas, another nice message: It would have been even funnier for us if the idiot had replied to Joojoo's messages. But even so (given that he never answers) we know that he reads and suffers. Glory to the Holy Lamb! ===
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Post by CerveloS5 on Nov 28, 2023 16:44:00 GMT
Jonas has such clear evidence now that Joojoo's witch doctor's juju is working and should seriously consider countering it, by going to a witch doctor of his own and to kill the biggest pig he can find.
If he can't afford it, I have a friend down in Louisiana who regularly traps feral hogs on his property and often catches huge boars. If Jonas can find a witch doctor who does Zoom calls for such ceremonies, perhaps my friend can help.
Nothing too gorey though; Tangipahoa parish is backcountry and anything kinda goes but still within limits.
I'm kidding of course, the trapped hogs aren't wasted but put to good use, to feed many people, I think.
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 28, 2023 18:24:20 GMT
All over West Africa people are talking about the strange noise they can hear.
It sounds like a broken man, crying to the heavens.
They can just make out the words…… JooJoo done fooked me bad.
I wonder if our reverent is minded to travel to Seme again with murder in mind.
I do hope so.
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Post by Linoline on Nov 28, 2023 20:11:57 GMT
14:29 THE MAIL THE DISMISSED DRIVER OF TSC SENT ME TODAY
14:53 THIS IS NEVER MY EMAIL
14:56 WE ARE AT PEACE WITH THE MUSLIM COMMUNITY HERE
17:39 Fwd: AM TOOK YUR MONIES
18:06 SEE ALL THAT THE DRIVER SENT ...WHY DID YOU NOT DISCOVER THE EMAIL ...YAHOO HE USED?
I think I'll let him sleep on it for a night since he seems to be so happy and relaxed today
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Post by Birlic on Nov 28, 2023 20:37:00 GMT
18:06 SEE ALL THAT THE DRIVER SENT ...WHY DID YOU NOT DISCOVER THE EMAIL ...YAHOO HE USED? I think I'll let him sleep on it for a night since he seems to be so happy and relaxed today - Did dear Reverend Jonas send sister Dave Joojoo's last message? The one with the "invitation" to gay sex in the hotel in Seme? - If YES, then of course sister Dave could advise Jonas to travel once more to Benin, together with some "trusted" friends and capture Joojoo. - There is indeed a BIG reward that the Insurances will want to pay for Joojoo's capture. Maybe this way Jonas will be able to earn some money and pay off his debts? I am convinced that he will refuse to travel again, but his frustration will be immense because, "mentally speaking", he will imagine what it would be like IF he caught Joojoo. And he will suffer again! |
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Post by jebediahgoreman on Nov 28, 2023 20:43:11 GMT
His creditors are knocking on his door? How sad !
It's very unfortunate, and it puzzles me, how Birlic and Linoline are never able to send money to their Nigerian friends - something always goes wrong ...
Have you tried hiding it in a box of chocolates, and sending it not to him, but to another country ?
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 28, 2023 20:51:46 GMT
Oooooo that is a delicious prospect.
It might not be that difficult to make happen.
He needs to get his creditors off his back and if the bounty on joo joo was something huge, like £500k he might just be able to put a posse together
If he does take 6 big lads to Seme and Joo joo evades and taunts them the lads will return empty handed and we will likely never truly know why Jonas stopped communicating. ☠️
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Post by Macs on Nov 28, 2023 23:12:41 GMT
When sister Dave finally reads all the e-mails from Josef, then something that the former accountant and computer guy for the church, the late Mr. Gerry, used to say, will come to her mind. He use to say, that when you get a virus on your computer or your computer gets hacked, then it is normally because you have been visiting some gay websites on the Net. Maybe the accusations from the company driver were correct after all?
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Post by Birlic on Nov 29, 2023 8:53:30 GMT
^^^ LOL! === Wednesday, November 29Our idiot sent (yesterday) two desperate messages to Chancellor Eduard... and === 09.45 - I have only now responded to his messages. - Of course, the old chancellor does not understand anything and his message is useless. I'm sure Jonas will appreciate it all. === |
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Post by rob419 on Nov 29, 2023 8:58:35 GMT
Marvelous job Linoline & Birlic I've really enjoyed this bait with the reverend Jonas I've been laughing my head off, all the way through bravo 👏👏👏 |
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Post by Linoline on Nov 29, 2023 10:50:00 GMT
11:49 Sister Dave responded on that message from joojoo that he forwarded
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Post by Birlic on Nov 29, 2023 11:16:26 GMT
11:49 Sister Dave responded on that message from joojoo that he forwarded - Surely this phrase hurt a lot! I'm sure Jonas will try to avoid this part of the conversation...just as I'm sure sister Dave will insist. After all, doesn't Jonas want to use this unexpected opportunity to take revenge and participate in Joojoo's capture? It would really be a unique opportunity for him to prove that he is a real leader and a man who can solve any kind of problems. - Of course, sister Dave knows also the fact that TSC offered a large sum of money to help capture that driver who tarnished the company's image. Maybe Jonas will be willing to form a "bounty hunters group" and go to Benin together to capture Joojoo? It would be wonderful and heroic! - Of course, both Cliff and Nancy will be able to confirm that "YES, our company offered $50,000 for those who capture that driver" - the offer was initially made for the Benin Police, but of course, if Reverend Jonas manages to do this (together with some trusted friends) then the money will reach him. TSC is interested in someone succeeding in catching Joojoo and is willing to pay. I'm very skeptical about Jonas' "heroism", but I'm sure we'll give him another huge reason for frustration and his blood pressure will skyrocket.  === 12.35 - Nancy to our imbecile: Muhahahaha! |
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Post by MildredPierce on Nov 29, 2023 15:55:51 GMT
Bounty hunters? 50K? This is too hilarious. I sure hope Jonas appreciates the hard work Linoline and Birlic have put into customizing this bait just for him and his greed. You have to be very special to be offered a position as bounty hunter and 50K to capture a dangerous criminal such as Joojoo. ~ queue Bad Boys Bad Boys, the theme from Cops ~ |
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Post by Birlic on Nov 29, 2023 18:58:31 GMT
15.53 - Our Reverend continued to communicate with Nancy and offered to complete another "Questionnaire" - for Cliff... why not? === 19.50 - Four hours later, Nancy responded very kindly... explaining things "that were not explained" and saying things "that cannot be said". Maybe we will be able to offer another hilarious episode in this story. Maybe Joojoo can be convinced to come (eventually) somewhere to Nigeria to have gay sex with Jonas? And thus to be captured, and Jonas to receive the $50,000 reward? We will see in the coming weeks...
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Post by Linoline on Nov 29, 2023 21:06:17 GMT
15:49 Jonas
22:04 Sister Dave
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 29, 2023 21:25:56 GMT
Delicious
Jonas writes his own stories
It’s a huge tribute to Birlic and Linoline that Jonas is totally committed and continues to believe and entertain us.
If he can’t go to Benin maybe double the bounty for a mission to Togo?
Can’t wait to hear how much he owes his creditors.
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Nov 29, 2023 23:01:31 GMT
Translation: I blame you, but I claim I do not, because I am a manipulative thief. Also I do not want to get slapped again. Despite my strong suspicion that the chop was made possible by my own email being hacked, I do not take any responsibility for my own careless lack of security. Therefore you must resolve this my problem and I am too lazy to contribute anything more than maybe creating a new email account. Now, is it not suspicious that "he" wants to get sister Dave to communicate via Whatsapp and give her another mail account that way? Is that not exactly what the "IT buffs" working for the "smart idiotic driver" (love his choice of words here btw) would do? So, my question remains: What can HE do to prove he is the real pastor and not some imposter? Maybe something involving another video, that can not easily be faked? Another statement perhaps? Of course he does not want to go to Seme to capture Joojoo, because that would involve actual work on his part. I do believe his concerns regarding the Seme police are valid, given the story so far. But should he not be able to at least coax some information out of Joojoo by playing along? Maybe even get him to cross the border into Nigeria for a fake ghey meeting. |
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Post by Linoline on Nov 30, 2023 7:18:28 GMT
2:35 Jonas
Seems like he's very stressed these days
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Post by Birlic on Nov 30, 2023 7:28:17 GMT
^^^ - Jonas is an old scammer (by Nigerian standards) who has been filled with shame and humiliation. All his plans, which he revealed to all those who wanted to listen to him, were crowned with failure! He is mocked by everyone: his wife and friends... and he is threatened by the local loan sharks. - It is hard to believe that he will be able to mobilize for a new trip to another country, taking into account that no one believes in him anymore. If I had to bet, I'd put my money on the "trip somewhere in Nigeria" option. - Perhaps the most feasible "trip" would be one where Jonas goes to meet Joojoo somewhere in Nigeria... maybe in Abuja? Or in a town near the border with Benin? We are somewhat limited in options because Jonas does not communicate with Joojoo at all... but we will try. === 02.54 - In the middle of the night, a sleepless Reverend wrote to Nancy: |
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 30, 2023 7:52:19 GMT
He doesn’t trust emails and banks now so maybe he would travel to pick up cash. Perhaps there is £15k cash in the safe of a safari hotel in northern Nigeria? Lads are always happy to stay at safari hotels although none ever found one !
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 30, 2023 13:19:58 GMT
Maybe it’s time to introduce JooJoo 2.0. He feels really bad about everything. He finds god. Gives up the booze, drugs and girls and wants to invite Jonas, his family and all his disciples to a Christmas feast and he will share some of the goods and cash.
I’m sure they won’t go but the lord moves in mysterious ways !!
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Post by mac on Nov 30, 2023 15:19:15 GMT
Sister Dave has a niece called Jess. Do you think Jess could bring the moni personally?
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Post by Linoline on Nov 30, 2023 15:25:05 GMT
9:16 Jonas  16:20 Sister Dave |
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 30, 2023 16:14:00 GMT
Oooooooo
Is there to be a ‘surprise’ scam baiting session on Saturday.
Diary cleared….. pop corn bought.
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Post by Macs on Nov 30, 2023 16:27:37 GMT
Sister Dave needs to buy cigarettes before she goes to the outlet to make the payment |
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