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Post by mekin on May 29, 2021 23:49:09 GMT
Lmao this was perfect
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Post by Linoline on Jun 25, 2021 20:35:54 GMT
After some more back and forth bantering and complaining I ignored Brendan for a while because he was boring me... but as this well trained dog does.. he always comes back
June 17 Brendan: I miss you baby
June 20 Mary: lolz
June 22 Brendan: Really Good evening dear how are you feeling today Mary: I'm fine Brendan: Good How is your dad doing he has traveled right Tell me did you miss me πI want you here baby Mary: Nope you don't want me there you just want my money and you want to be lazy Brendan: No Mary: and you were boring the fuck out of me so I'm not interested in paying Brendan: I dont want your money I want your love Sorry a living the past I was afraid my love π
June 23 Mary: yeah right Brendan: Let talk on the phone Mary: so you can deceive me again? no thank you Brendan: Not decive baby just wanna hear yoye voice Mary: right. and you want me to come to nigeria again so you can deceive me again and pretend you are somewhere else no thanks Brendan: No just your voice Mary: no thanks Brendan: Really are you not human Mary: lolz really you are a gay Brendan: No but you are a lesbian You are
June 24 Mary: you're funny hunny. you don't have to accuse me to hide your sins Brendan: Well I'm still thinking about you my love π please give me one more time Mary: give what one more time? Brendan: Give me one more time to prove my love for you baby Mary: how are you planning to do that? Brendan: I will be nice and kind to you Daily chatting love sweet messagesππall I need is your attention Mary: lolz okay. I just need hot sex. Guess you can't deliver that can you? Brendan: Good evening Well I can't sorry just need chatting loving and caring that's all
June 25 Brendan: Good morning π Mary: good morning Brendan: How are you feeling today Mary: great Brendan: Can I see your picture today Mary: I don't see why Brendan: Yes I do really want to see my love π Mary: And I want hot sex so it seems we're both not getting what we want Brendan: Yes nice call me video calls let make sex together Mary: can you shove your dick through the phone so you can fuck me? Brendan: Yes baby call me and I will show you Mary: lolz no thanks come over here so we can fuck Brendan: Why I thought 6iu Oh nice baby you really want me to come to Netherlands Mary: sure Brendan: When did you want me so that I can get prepared Mary: anytime you want but soon would be good, because it's almost summer vacation and then there are enough hot guys working the beach bars Brendan: Wow I will really like that I'm really serious this time around everything gonna be fine ok You know I haven't traveled out before but will try and do so because I'm already getting tired of Nigeria β€οΈβ€οΈππππ Mary: Okay, when will you come? Brendan: Well I dont know yet but I will have to ask here how can I travel to Netherlands? I guess it will be on plane I wish you can come and take me along baby Mary: You want me to come so you will leave me again? no thanks you can come here, take a plane Brendan: I won't leave you I promise ππΎππΎππΎππΎI'm tired of this country I want to travel out baby I hope you will get me excited do Mary: Yeah well, I can only come to Nigeria if you come meet me in Lagos. I know some places there now and I will not travel to any other place in that country Brendan: You gonna pay for the plane ticket right? Because I don't have money baby,yes I will come to Lagos If I travel with you baby how I'm gonna stay Mary: you want me to come so we can travel to the netherlands togeter? Are you afraid to come alone or what? Brendan: I will come alone I will come to meet you in Lagos and we can go together That's what I like baby Mary: alright. When? When will you come to Lagos Brendan: But how I I'm going to apply for plane ticket or you gonna do one for me? Mary: sure no problem. I'll take care of that and a friend of mine has an appartment that's usually rented out, but it's empty now because of covid. Fully furnished, we can stay there Brendan: Oh you mean in Netherlands,? Well are you gonna apply for the tickets I think that is a good idea Mary: Yes, I'll pay for the return tickets, but lets stay in lagos for a few days. That beach resort was gorgeous. have you ever been there? Brendan: No I haven't have only been at a beach in oshondi Lagos Where in Lagos are you talking about Mary: jara beach resort Brendan: Let me see your picture today Nice cool place Mary: It's not exactly in Lagos but it's beautiful. We had a lot of fun there, but you didn't come Brendan: Well I think I like that <picture of himself> Send me your picture baby When we finally travel out baby what are you gonna do to me Mary: well you have to be properly shaved you know Brendan: Send me your pictures I want to see your picture today Mary: Nope. not in the mood for pictures Brendan: You should be happy to send pics Mary: meaning? Brendan: Have sent you a pic I want to see yours I hope you understand Mary: Sure just doesnt mean i want to Brendan: Show me Mary: when are you coming to lagos? Brendan: But I want you to When do you want me to come baby Mary: dad is leaving next week, so i can come any time from monday Brendan: You know we have be together for long time now...if you be able to send me the $1000 gift card I will be able to get cash and buy some new clothes and sort out other things then I will come to Lagos.. Mary: hmm you almost convinced me you're serious this time Brendan: If you do that tomorrow I will be able to come atleast by Tuesday Yes I'm serious I really want to travel out baby Mary: if you really want to come, you will. ill pay your ticket to nl and the hotel. if you cant afford your own bus ticket then forget it Brendan: Not busy ticket I'm talking about sorting out things here before traveling Mary: fine then sort things out, let me know when youre ready Brendan: I will but I told you to atleast $1000 gift card tomorrow Mary: No Brendan: Let me be able to get money after redeeming the card Mary: I really thought you were serious this time Brendan: You don't even understand me baby Mary: you know what to do before I send you money Brendan: What's that baby Mary: <youtube link to Swan Lake β Dance of the cygnets> Brendan: Oh that's not fair I want to be sure if you can take care of me before traveling out I'm asking for just $1000 bad you are complaining? How I'm I sure you will be able to make me happy if I travel to nl Mary: you're still a complaining gay boy goodbye Brendan: Why Why do you like complaining Mary: why do you like money instead of hot sex and fun Brendan: I'm ready now you are turning everything around again? I do like sex as well Mary: must be because I'm a girl and you only like boys Brendan: I'm serious too Mary: yeah sure and you like begging for money as well just like a gay boy Brendan: Just 100 and you are complaining Why are you giving me conditions Mary: I'm not complaining, I'm just refusing to pay for sex. I don't need to do that, plenty guys want to give it to me for free Brendan: Trust and move on Mary: you are the one complaining because I don't pay you like a cheap hooker Brendan: ππππ Life is all about understanding each other I want to marry you I do love you alots have made a promise to myself that it's you I want to marry Just open up your heart so we can Walk together
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Post by Admin on Jun 26, 2021 3:41:51 GMT
Hmmmmmm, Brendan on the hook again?
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Post by Linoline on Jun 26, 2021 15:01:42 GMT
No... still. He's like a herpes virus, you can't ever get rid of it completely. Just when you think it's gone it starts itching again.
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Post by wcsc12 on Jun 28, 2021 17:49:40 GMT
No... still. He's like a herpes virus, you can't ever get rid of it completely. Just when you think it's gone it starts itching again. I spit my water out reading this. Well done!!!
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Post by tazmanian on Jun 29, 2021 13:58:39 GMT
Will Brandon EVER give up?
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Post by Linoline on Jul 5, 2021 12:37:12 GMT
I don't think it's very likely that will happen anytime soon
June 26 Brendan: Today is Saturday and I haven't heard from you Mary: ok
June 27 Brendan: Good morning Happy Sunday baby I'm still begging for help my love π you have to understand me You know I need your help I mean the $1000 to sort out things yet you are still stressing me why baby , please πππdo understand my feelings and make me happy
June 28 Mary: Why? Brendan: Because I'm broke so I need it baby Mary: not my problem You are my lovely darling π Mary: aw that's sweet but I'm still not sending you money. If you want to come to the netherlands with me, I'll pay your ticket but you have to meet me in Lagos Brendan: Yes but I can't afford anything yet that's the problem but I still love you Mary: ok Brendan: Thank you Mary: for what? Brendan: If you can only send me $1000 gift cards I will redeem it and get cash then I will be happy to come Mary: no Brendan: Please I'm still begging you Mary: I can't see that though Brendan: Please baby I'm begging you Mary: I can't see you begginng Brendan: But I'm begging You can't see me because you are not here baby Please try and understand me and buy the card for me tomorrow so that I can get prepared before next week Mary: well, you could show me the begging by making a video of it now it's just empty words Brendan: Really But you haven't tell me if you will buy the card for me tomorrow
June 29 Brendan: Make me happy baby I love you so much π
June 30 Brendan: ππΎππΎππΎπππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎ Mary: ?? Brendan: Please I'm begging you Mary: why Brendan: I need $1000 you can send it through Western Union or buy card for me baby shoose any kind of payment I will accept
July 2 Mary: And why would I do that if you still refuse to fulfil my request Brendan: Please try and understand me Mary: yes I understand you perfectly. You want me to send money but you are too lazy to do something for me Brendan: Baby it's all about love not condition ok Mary: then you would have no problem making me happy Brendan: Yes baby π if only you send me the 1000 I will beside when will meet I can fuck you hard as well I wanna suck your pretty pussy and make you cum Mary: I don't have to pay anyone to do that, so forget about it If you don't dance for me I'm not sending you anything and I'll just find a hot guy at the beach bar to satisfy my needs No problem Brendan: You are not paying for sex don't you understand me,you are doing it to help me Mary: looks like paying for sex to me 'pay me and I will fuck you and suck your pussy' There's a name for that you know Brendan: No you don't understand I told you some days ago that I needed the 1000 to sort things out not because of sex Mary: same difference Brendan: But I'm still begging try to help me Mary I beg you with the name of God, Jesus Mary: I don't see you begging, I don't see you dancing, I don't see any reason why I would do something else than picking up a hot guy at the beach for free Brendan: Please ππ I'm begging you You have already seen my videos several times here why still asking to see Mary: I've already sent you money several times, why still asking for more Brendan: Please baby just this 1000 you know the last 800 I couldn't receive it Baby please that's why I asked for the card so I can get it easily Mary: This sounds like a you problem, not a me problem Brendan: Yes baby I know that's why I needed the card so I won't complain ππππππ Mary: lol Brendan: Please You are laughing at me Mary: because you don't read what I write, you just try to convince me to send you money without doing anything for it and I told you many times already I want to see you do the dance before I send you more money Brendan: ππΎππΎ πππππ I can't do the dance baby My love my sugar my joy giver Please π understand me Mary: No I don't understand you. You can but you don't want to. It's a choice Brendan: I want it why are you so mean to me Mary: I'm not mean. For fucks sake I'm offering to pay you for just a little dance Brendan: Baby help me without condition be a good girl 1000 is not even your problem You can so please do I'm in trouble now I need to sort things out Mary: then practice, dance and it's all solved soon enough Brendan: I couldn't baby try understand me Mary: no thanks. I'm done with that Brendan: No don't please Good evening
July 4 Mary: oh hi Brendan: How are you feeling today What are you Mary: what kind of stupid question is that? Brendan: What you are stupid girl Mary: fuck off Brendan: Fuck you Mary Mary: no thanks, I'm not interested in a gay boy with a small dick and I know you'll call me a lesbian again now because you are so unoriginal and so predictable by now Brendan: Get lost you idiot with ugly face Mary: lolz
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Post by Birlic on Jul 5, 2021 13:33:51 GMT
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Post by lawrence852 on Jul 5, 2021 14:46:28 GMT
I think you make a good couple
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Post by Linoline on Jul 5, 2021 20:10:35 GMT
haha thank you! And not dysfunctional at all
Brendan: Enjoy Mary: thank you Brendan: For what Why thanking me Mary: for wishing me enjoyment of course. it's very nice of you and not gay at all
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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 5, 2021 20:31:00 GMT
Why does he continue like this? What does he hope to get out of it by continuing? It's just amazing
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Post by Linoline on Jul 5, 2021 20:45:11 GMT
My best guess is that he hopes to get paid eventually. He just can't accept that he put in all that effort, so many safari's and still didn't get a penny.
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Post by landofconfusion80 on Jul 6, 2021 0:37:52 GMT
It's building character and he appreciates that
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Post by Linoline on Jul 14, 2021 13:42:26 GMT
Oh yes, his character is developing, he's learning to dance, learning to beg, learning to throw a few temper tantrums, but there's one thing he still didn't learn and that is that he'll never get a penny from Mary July 5Brendan: Oh ok You are welcome Mary: ok Brendan: What are you doing today Mary: waiting until you dance Brendan: Oh but I don't know how to dance You hbaevto understand that Mary: I don't have to do anything Brendan: You have to or give me another option Mary: Nope Brendan: NO other condition? I can't do the dance my love πππ Mary: not my problem Brendan: Ok your choice have a good day Mary: thanks, you too
July 6 Brendan: Why thanking me Mary: because some gay boy wished me a good day seemed to be the polite answer Brendan: Oh it's your choice I'm not a gay besides you has no use to me just block me I don't like you anymore you are not kind you are arogant Mary: you are funny Brendan: I'm not I'm serious I'm tired of being disappointed Ig If you want to keep disappointing me then leave me for good I need someone who will I understand and treat me right Mary: if by treating you right you mean sending you money again while you refuse to do anything then you're out of luck today Brendan: Leave me That's not luck you are giving conditions Mary: no that's not conditions, it's just the terms of our deal Brendan: No deal I don't want any deal ok,just help me if you want to otherwise it's your choice Mary: Actually it's your choice I have the money ready to be sent to you, but you chose to be lazy and not get any Brendan: No I'm not lazy! It's your choice give another option Mary: No I gave an option, it's not my problem that you don't like it Brendan: I don't Mary: not my problem Brendan: It's your problem baby be nice to me ok Mary: I'm very nice to you. Paying 1000 for a dance that will cost me only 50 in the theatre is very nice Brendan: Really π that's not what I mean I told you to go buy the card first before anything... I want to make sure the cards are with you Mary: And I told you to do the dance first I have to see proof first do you understand
July 7 Brendan: You have to buy them first Mary: Can you count? Brendan: Count? What do you mean Tell me what you mean my love π
July 10 Mary: can you count? It's a simple question Brendan: Yes I can Mary: Then don't count on me buying cards for you before you send me the video of the dance Brendan: What do you want me to count baby Mary: the beat of the music on which you are supposed to dance Brendan: Because I want the card first baby...I don't know how to dance What beat I don't know how to dance Have told you before Mary: then you wont'get any cards I told you before Brendan: Shh Why are you wicked I told you I don't know how to dance baby Give me another condition Mary: Nope Brendan: Why baby I need the card tomorrow Mary: then you should do that dance quick I think Brendan: Oh really who will video me then ..I can't hold the phone while d Mary: A friend? Your sister? just put it up somewhere while you dance Brendan: Ok I will try that tomorrow,but after tomorrow dance I won't do anything more Mary: Then make sure you do it right Brendan: What do you mean you better be straight forward don't stress me tomorrow Mary: I've sent you that video of the dance. You should do it right. not mess up Brendan: Don't understand why you saying that I won't put on clothes just the ones I have Mary: Pick something tight then Brendan: Well I don't have anything right ok just my regular clothes on That is all I have Mary: tight fitted you know Brendan: I don't have tight clothes baby don't stress me just my regular clothes I have Mary: ok Brendan: Thank you for understanding πI love you
July 11 Brendan: Good morning
Brendan: That's the best I can do Why are you not replying my messages π ,I told we concluded on today Sunday now you went silent oh I see!
I decided to let him wait for a few days before I opened his messages, I already knew he sent a video, but I wanted to frustrate him a bit July 14 Mary: What is that? Brendan: The best I can Mary: The best with what exactly? Brendan: The video I sent to you Mary: What is it supposed to be? Brendan: Dancing Mary: What kind of dance? Brendan: The best I can dance as you show me Mary: It doesn't even look like it it looks like some russian folk dance that they do when they're shitfaced drunk. You used no music or the wrong music and your pants were falling off your ass. And in the video were 4 people, not 1 even a drugged up monkey can do better I thought you were serious this time Brendan: Listen to me you fool little snake girl i don't care ok?fuck you with both agree on the video on Saturday and Sunday you were not online,after 2 days now you are here talking rubish You can't fool me so love it or leave it Why didn't you tell me all this on Sunday, today is Wednesday already Mary: Oh, you know the days of the week but can't follow a few simple instructions.... Brendan: You too but you kepo ignoring messages Mary: Ahw hunny I didn't ignore you. I replied as soon as I saw it Brendan: Ok no problem I hear you Mary: but it's nice to know that you missed me Brendan: What are you doing today,yes I do really miss you Mary: Practice a little more together with three friends and I'll give you the card okay? Brendan: I want to talk to you every moment of the day Mary: That's very nice deary. Brendan: You are very beautiful and sexy and I like a lot about you I wish I'm there right now to grab and hold your waist while I give you a sweet kiss on your cheek that will be nice π Mary: ahw that's giving me all kinds of special feelings Brendan: Yes baby and I want that feelings to last forever I wanna make love to you and fuck you all dayI was thinking along the lines of feeling like puking, but we seem to have different opinions here.
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Post by Admin on Jul 14, 2021 13:56:12 GMT
Nope, never on Brendan.
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Post by SpongeBob on Jul 17, 2021 9:02:53 GMT
I am so amazed on what you are doing! I'm only at page 14 and it seems there's a lot of stories coming up for me to enjoy.
I really admire your attention to details. I watched a few videos and you noticed that Brendan had a missing page that he didn't read. I can't understand everything he was saying so I already assumed that he did it right, but I was wrong!
I can't believe that someone is willing to show their "erected building"! I didn't see everything, just the picture, (as I feel I might loose my sanity if I'll watch the video) and every single hair on my body started shivering! π
Thank you for the great entertainment! It has become an evening thing for me, reading until I fell asleep.
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Post by SpongeBob on Jul 17, 2021 15:17:07 GMT
SumPizza: My problem is that I learned English in my old age, from magazines, movies and internet (not at school, in childhood). ) You must be a genius to learn it on your own! I learned English in school, elementary, highschool, and until college, and it's mandatory for us (certain schools) to speak in English so it's no surprise if I can write and speak properly but to learn another language on my own? That's a lot of effort for me. I really admire both of you on how you can weave the story that I can almost see it happening in front of my eyes.
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Post by lawrence852 on Jul 18, 2021 12:54:14 GMT
Lmfao dance to the beat
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Post by lawrence852 on Jul 18, 2021 12:55:47 GMT
The count of the music cracked me up pahaha
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Post by Linoline on Jul 22, 2021 13:32:10 GMT
He never gives up...
July 15 Brendan: Good afternoon dear Mary: hi Brendan: Hello my love How are you feeling today Mary: great thanks Brendan: What are you doing today can I see your picture Mary: I've been studying. Final weeks Brendan: Oh I see that's so sweet of you to say,I will love you more just be nice to me baby I hope to see your picture
Sweet? WTF?
Mary: And I hoped to see you do that dance like you promised but you fucked up so we're both out of luck Brendan: Well I can't do more I'm not good at that my love but I promise I will do other things you ask for Mary: I asked for that so you should practice with 3 friends. it's not hard, I did it when I was 8 Brendan: Baby to be honest I can't ok,let just forget about that and move on Mary: okay Brendan: So you wanna help me or not my love π tell me Mary: help you how? Brendan: Without giving conditions,baby I wanna rent my one I wanna rent house It's 200000 thousands Nigeria currency Mary: I don't know how much it is but it sounds great Brendan: Yes baby it's just 200000 thousands Nigeria currency baby Mary: Still don't know how much that is. we dont have nigeria currency
July 16 Brendan: It's ok I understand Send me $1000 gift cards that will cover everything So that I can rent the house
July 20 Brendan: Baby I miss you
July 22 Mary: ahw I missed you too Brendan: What are you doing Where is the card baby Mary: at the store Brendan: I told you to buy 50*2 gift card for me So I can rent my house Mary: I know you said that but I told you to do the dance and to do it properly, with three friends before I will send you the card. Brendan: Yes my love π do try today Mary: but you forgot Brendan: Baby you know I couldn't do the dance Mary: that sounds like a you problem Brendan: Not problem but the problem is you don't often talk to me You should give me good attention here everyday and be nice to me as Mary: but it's the same thing. All the time you tell me to send you a card and I tell you to do the dance properly with 3 friends and you say you can't do it and I have to send you a card and the whole conversation starts over again oh and if I'm really lucky you get romantic and tell me how hard you want to fuck me yay Brendan: Well I just want you to help me that is all baby don't give me conditions then we can continue from there Nice baby you should understand Mary: yes I understand. Brendan: I keep begging you over two months now Mary: You beg and you are lazy and crude That's not really working for m Brendan: Try and buy it then let start over there My loveπ₯°π₯°π₯°πππππ₯° If you buy it today I won't ask any more Mary: no Brendan: Why are you wicked Mary: dance first. properly this time. Right music, with three friends I'm not wicked. I can pay 70,- and sit in front at a full ballet show, but I will pay you `1000 for only 3 minutes Brendan: No I can't it make me look foolish Mary: seems pretty generous Brendan: Listen just go pay 70 you are boring me and that is wickedness Mary: I don't care if you're bored Brendan: You don't care about me but I do Mary: Of course I do but you have to learn to behave like a real man Brendan: I will just help me for once and I will baby Mary: I helped you several times already but you never appreciate. this time you have to do something for me first Brendan: Baby you only help me one the first you didn't because I didn't receive any money Mary: I don't have it anymore either. Not my fault your friends are stealing scheming assholes Brendan: ππππππbut just 1000 I'm asking for not much baby Mary: dance first Brendan: Please do it for me without the dance Mary: no Brendan: Do it Mary: no Brendan: Yes Mary: no Brendan: And yes Mary: Ok this has been fun, if you want the card you know what to do, I actually have more interesting things to do today. Like counting grains of sand or watching how the seconds on the clock pass. bye now Brendan: I hate robish
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Post by Macs on Jul 22, 2021 13:56:59 GMT
I think the issues between you two are very difficult to sort out over hangout chat. I believe a romantic trip to Calabar would make all problems disappear without any effort
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Post by Linoline on Jul 22, 2021 14:08:35 GMT
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Post by Linoline on Jul 23, 2021 14:23:18 GMT
Brendan: Good morning Mary: good afternoon did you do the dance yet ? Brendan: Why are you always mean to me if you don't send the card I won't do that dance Because you are trying to fool me Mary: ok have a nice day Brendan: You already said that so I'm use to it I'm not afraid of that Mary: afraid of having a nice day? Are you braindamaged? Brendan: You are the briane damage I think Mary: there's one thing wrong with that statement you think? I don't think you're capable of that Brendan: Ok so have a good day if you don't want to send the card Mary: You got that wrong. I want to send it to you, I even have one and it's yours if you do the dance, but if you don't I'm going to give it to the hot guy at the beach bar. have a nice day
He keeps trying, so I'll keep stringing him along. It's summer, It's time for Mary to throw around some cash, but not his way.
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Post by lawrence852 on Jul 23, 2021 15:13:41 GMT
Haha love the way Mary misses out words she sounds like him example I go tomorrow instead of iam going tomorrow. you have gift card instead it should be , I have still got my gift card lol π
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Post by Linoline on Jul 24, 2021 20:38:24 GMT
Saturday afternoon Brendan: Good morning π Listen I know you are joking with me baby so show me the card and I will believe you ok
much later Mary: hi. ive been to the bech today bit drunk now Brendan: I don't care about your beach you lied to me Where is the card show me Mary: pedro has it or was his name pierre I don't know. thy guy wit the boozez and big dongler Brendan: Really why So why did you gave him Mary: lol because he has a big dick hunny Brendan: What card did you send him Show me let me see Mary: gave him not send, he fucked me so so good Brendan: When did you gave him Mary: when he made me screme oooooh my gawd Brendan: You lied to me where are you now Nigeria? Mary: home Brendan: How come you gave him you are in Netherlands π€£π€£fake lies Mary: huh. pedro pierre is working at the beche bar hunny oooooh you are thiking of segun oh goody you relly are a gay Brendan: Oh really ! I'm talking about segun nonsense Mary: lolz then wy did you think im in nigerian hunny Brendan: Because you said you will visit segun if I didn't come to Lagos Mary: so you are thinking about him. he ahs a big dick as well hunny im sure you like it but i was at the bech at home okay with pedro Brendan: I don't even care about sex it has nothing to do with love π You only care about sex which is wrong Just find a man and get married then Mary: and be with the same dick forever. lol you can do it Brendan: You don't even love me so how can I You should have showed me love and kindness Mary: aw of curse i did hunny but yu are just a lazy bum and a bit too much gay okay i wanted some fun and you dont even dance i'm tired now goodnight
Oh goody... another guy got fucked and got money and again Brendan stays emptyhanded.
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Post by lawrence852 on Jul 25, 2021 19:09:14 GMT
I love this pahaha
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Post by Linoline on Jul 27, 2021 21:44:13 GMT
July 24 Brendan: You didn't you don't have to call me names Good women respect their boyfriend but you don't
July 25 Brendan: But you don't even you complain alots Mary: I respect you but not when you act all gay and stuff If you really want me to send you cards you should learn the dance Like I told you Brendan: I tried my best but you never satisfied Why are you acting strange to me we have known each other for long time now
July 26 Mary: I'm not acting strange dear. Just trying to enjoy my summer Brendan: You are acting strange why are you mean to me We are talking for almost a year now I haven't even pay my rent why just 1000 I need Mary: I've sent you money a few times already now you have to do something first and not in a lame-ass half-assed way. You should show me that you love me by making it good for me Brendan: The first you sent I didn't receive anything yet,you have to believe me Mary: not my fault. You are friends with the wrong people Brendan: Well I understand but you have to understand me as well if you care about me Mary: of course I understand you. You want me to send you money again and you don't want to make me happy first Brendan: I know jusf 1000 gift card I wanted baby Mary: Yes I know. After you do the dance properly Brendan: I can't just help me with good mind or give me other options Mary: I have a good mind but no other options Brendan: You don't so stop saying that Mary: whatever I'm going out to party on the beach. I'm bringing a bigger towel this time so I won't get sand in my snatch Brendan: O thought you like me are mean to Mary: I hope pedro is there again bye now hunny Brendan: Bye too shame to you Mary: No shame hunny, just fun Brendan: Really so tell me what did you do there show me some pics I wanna see some pictures of the beach there
Today Mary: And I wanna see you dance Brendan: Waking up and realizing that we are meant to be βTogether Foreverβ makes me the happiest. Good morning, soul mate Mary: oh good morning to you too. Did you dance? Brendan: No sorry I'm not a dancer so dont ever ask for dance again Mary: ok, I'm not an ATM so don't ever ask for money again then Brendan: You are not a Caring girl Mary: but you are a very nice girl hunny
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Post by Linoline on Jul 28, 2021 18:57:15 GMT
He wasn't done yet yesterday
Tuesday evening Brendan: You are a nice sexy boy hunny Mary: I know you like boys hunny. you don't have to tell me that again <linky to his personal gay website> you kinda already told the world Brendan: I won't click on any link Mary: it's your own gay website hunny with all your videos and pictures on it. you sent it to me yourself a while ago Brendan: Not me maybe you are drunk I don't even know what you are talking about Mary: all your wanking videos and naked pictures hunny, they're all on the website. but you should know because you made it you don't have to be ashamed Brendan: YNo I didn't make anything ok I'm sure you are drunk Two hours later Brendan: You are drunk
Wednesday Mary: Wow it took you two hours to come up with that? Brendan: Oh really so what happened Mary: I don't know. Maybe your brain was fried Brendan: Your Brian is stinky I think you are too young to understand and you don't even know anything about life that's why you are acting strange because your dad is rich right? Don't forget he won't be rich forever..and he can't even Carry the Richie's to heaven rather end up in Lake of fire π Mary: At least we are rich now That's more than you can say Brendan: No you are not even rich at all Mary: ok hunny if it makes you feel better to believe that it's fine Brendan: Yes hunny Mary: ok Brendan: Enjoy π your day Mary: thank you hunny. I will definitely do that Brendan: Me too Mary: oh yes I'm sure you will find some nice mens to suck tonight. Enjoy and be safe. you can get the aids or chlamidia from it Brendan: Suck your female friend good night
But Mary didn't read his message anymore. It must annoy him to send an insult and it's not even read.
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Post by Linoline on Jul 29, 2021 13:09:54 GMT
We're going around in circles it seems. But it frustrates him, so we'll just keep going. Who knows, maybe we can make it to our one year aniversary
Brendan: You can send the $1000 through western union or money gram ..since you don't want to buy the card Mary: And you can go fuck your boyfriend Since you don't want to dance Have a nice day Brendan: Fool! You didn't read the good morning message I sent very arogant and mean ...you deserve some slap You are too insultive why Mary: Hunny I think all that gay sex affected your eyesight because you never said good morning to me And a bit of spanking during sex is hot, but not by a gay boy hunny Brendan: You lied to me I think you are the blind little girl here check back our conversation this morning Mary: <screenshot> I see no good morning there Brendan: Really Mary: point it out Brendan: Lolπ I was kidding But I'm in bad mood this morning Mary: Bad mood / stupid potato / potato whatever Brendan: Really πππππ I hope you will send the money through western union or buy the card Gift cards Mary: And I hope Pedro will be at the beach again today Brendan: Omg really you like Pedro more than me You know I still love you Mary: You don't dance for me, you don't want to meet me. At least Pedro has a big dick and knows how to fuck me well Brendan: Ok but Pedro didn't even dance for you,God forbid... Mary: But he fucked me. Twice now. You did neither Brendan: I know because he lives close to you But I'm little far away So if you are nice to me I will Mary: But you don't even want to meet me so I'm not counting on it Brendan: You are you dont want me to meet you.. but I wanted to I only told you to send me1000 and I can be able to pay for transport Mary: I've sent you money already and the last time you were going to meet me you went to a pool resort instead of the hotel where I stayed so I'm not going to fall for your lies if you want to meet me you come to lagos. If you need to borrow money for that I'll bring cash so you can pay it back when I arrive Brendan: But I told you I didn't receive anything yet so you haven't help me Mary: I don't have it anymore either Brendan: Just help me with just 1000 and I will come Mary: You are the one hanging around with the wrong guys. Maybe they stole it from you. Your brother still has my money. Or maybe he spent it on drugs and whores Brendan: He spent it on drugs baby,just please help me with the 1000 I will come to Lagos soon as possible Mary: You'll have to go to your brother for that. He's responsible I will give you money for rent when you come to Lagos to meet me Brendan: Baby I will surely come just help me with the transport Mary: Can't you read? oh no sorry, I forgot that all the gay sex affected your eyesight Brendan: Yes but I don't have transportation frees Mary: No problem. I'll go to Pedro then. he's always DTF Brendan: No problem π
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Post by Linoline on Aug 9, 2021 13:51:07 GMT
August 3 Brendan: Good afternoon my love I hope you are doing well today I miss you so much my sweetheart π what are you doing Mary: lolz. ok Brendan: Lovely Mary: Yess Brendan: You are welcome tell me what are you doing now Mary: some manual tension relief Brendan: Sorry about that what happened sorry I haven't see your picture Mary: lolz just some fun okay but I know you won't understand Brendan: Really ok send me your pictures Mary: naughty Brendan: Yes baby I like naughty Mary: show me something naughty then I'm waiting for you if you send yours I will Mary: <picture of 2 peaches from an angle that it looks like tits> Brendan: What' that I can see something look like tits Mary: You have a naughty mind hunny Brendan: Yes baby show me your sexy baby Mary: your turn Brendan: I haven't see your sexy body baby Baby I'm waiting to see your sexy pictures Mary: but that's not what you asked hunny Brendan: Really Your breast right? Ok show me your tits
August 4 Mary: you really are a bit rude for a gay boy hunny Brendan: Really Good evening dear <picture of a half naked girl> Do you know her? She is my friend but she said she likes girls not boys she is lesbian She is very nice girl I know Mary: Yes, your sister goodnight hunny Brendan: My sister? Oh no just a friend
August 6 Brendan: Good morning sweetie Mary: good morning Brendan: Baby I haven't see your picture Mary: really? I haven't seen your dance so that makes us even Brendan: No We have forgotten about the dance I told you I'm not dancing You want me to dance for money that's stupid ok, Mary: You might have forgotten but I didn't Brendan: Oh really I don't forget I told you I can't do the dance Do you understand <sappy image with poem> Every time I close my eyes, I see your beautiful smile. I feel lucky to have you in my life, as you light every moment of it with your glow.π Being with you gives me the strength to conquer the world. ... Darling, I value your presence so much; you are so dear to my β€οΈ Mary: lolz Brendan: I'm serious baby π I love you sweetheart I want to be with you every day Mary: Ok
August 6 Brendan: I want to spend more time with you All I wanted is your attention baby Mary: but you're complaining all the time and that's no fun Brendan: I'm not complaining anymore I can't do the dance let just move on Mary: Alright, I can come to Lagos next week if you like Brendan: Really but I don't have any money yet I told you before Mary: Ok, next month then no problem Brendan: Really why don't you send me some money to come Mary: Because I did that a few times and you keep telling me you didn't get it so I will give it to you in person this time Brendan: Really I told you I will get it if you buy cards and sent to me here directly Or you can send through western union as As well Mary: so it can get stolen again by your crackhead brother? No thanks Brendan: No I live alone now Mary: lolz, how did you pay rent without a job hunny Brendan: Don't worry about my brother baby I promise you it won't lost My rent is over due now My landlord is chasing me all around because I'm owning 200,000 naira Mary: oh, I thought he might be chasing you around because he wants to fuck you in the ass my bad Brendan: Lol π€£ because I'm owning him house rent bahy Mary: ok hunny as you wish so you can't come to lagos next week? Brendan: Yes baby thank you sorry baby please if you send me the $1000 gift cards I will come Mary: nevermind hunny. Pedro fucks me for free and he makes me come so many times I forget my own name π€£ Brendan: Please my love I will appreciate your kindness If you do it for me I will be happy with you baby so I can pay my rent Mary: Ask your crackhead brother hunny He has it Brendan: Baby you should try today I will appreciate Believed me ok Mary: I'm not talking to your brother again Brendan: Ok baby Just me and you I promise it will be fine I will receive it when you send it this time around I promise Mary: lolz Brendan: Kisses ππππππππ I will love you forever sweetie Mary: ahw that's cute but it looks like we'll never meet Brendan: We will meet baby Mary: oh so when are you coming? Brendan: I promise you and I will keep to my word my love ππππππ Baby tell me can you go to the store tonight and buy the gift card for me Mary: hahahahaha it's 10pm hunny I can't go the the store at this time but do you want to know what you can do at this hour? Brendan: Wow Oh really here it πππππok baby try and buy it tomorrow morning ππππππ₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°ππππ₯°π₯° Mary: Nope You can dance first then I'll buy a card Brendan: Baby please na You are making me feel bad Baby try and buy it and show me assuming you have buy it by now I would have been trying Mary: hunny show me that you've been practicing then I'll contemplate okay Brendan: Ok baby Tomorrow morning I will try my best and practice it But please don't laugh at me π€£you know I'm a learner Thank you very much if you buy the card tomorrow morning 2 Mary: I'll try not to laugh Brendan: But you should make sure to go buy the cards in the morning ππππππππππππ₯°π₯°
August 7 Brendan: Morning time I will practice the dance please I want to see the cards tomorrow <lots of kissy faces> <picture of an itunes card> Well you already knows how they looks like I'm trying to upload it
I did two dance for you baby
Kisses ππbaby have been trying you know thank you and show me love Mary: I'm at the beach now hunny I'll watch it when I get back Brendan: NΓce my love π But you should buy the card as well when coming back Good evening my love ππππ the most beautiful girl in the whole of the Netherlands I so much adore your beauty more kisses π to your lips ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ πππππππππππππππππ I miss you baby
August 8 Mary: I have a bit of a hangover hunny we'll talk tomorrow okay
August 9 Brendan: Okay Good morning my beautiful baby more kisses π to your lips I hope you are doing well ππππππ Mary: ahw baby that looks really nice I can see you've been practicing and it's starting to look like something really. Just a few more weeks and three more friends and you'll do perfectly splendid and I'll get you the card And of course you should use the right music don't forget
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