Quick Freight Courier Service: Slow on the uptake

Quick Freight Courier Service: Slow on the uptake Feb 7, 2021 5:30:14 GMT Linoline likes this

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Post by Yastreb on Feb 7, 2021 5:30:14 GMT

Some scammers are quite flexible in dealing with the unexpected. Meet one that isn't.

13 August 2020

Dear Malcolm Reynold
Your two boxes arrives London International Airport by 5am today for mediate delivery to your given address as a result of congestion in our Ware House .I am sorry for my late contact with you as a result of out station delivery . Attach is how your two boxes were kept in our LONDON Ware House . Your boxes is number 1 and number three with other people luggage HERE MAJESTY CUSTOM WARE HOUSE in security Ware LONDON , But we find out that the sender is with the key of the two boxes( Please contact the sender Mr Imo Adamu (REDACTED) as reflected in my manifest mail number This is to let you know that we cannot delivery your two boxes until your beneficiary confirm to this establishment that you are with the two key to the boxes to avoid any delay of our representative agent because as a modality of our operation you have to inspect the boxes and sign our attestations personal effects that you receive the consignment in good condition.
You should please let us know if you are with the keys AS TO EFFECT THE DELIVERY IMMEDIATELY to your registered address. YOUR TWO BOXES IS NOW IN LONDON BECAUSE OF THIS REASON GIVEN TO YOU ABOVE. Therefore, we need you to reconfirm your delivery address and your phone number and your ID CARD to us as this establishment cannot be responsible to any wrong delivery not traceable to us.
Please tell the sender to send to us your air way bill certificate as we cannot find it in your file and we are notified that it have been issued to him by our Benin. Republic branch Manager MR PAUL OBI .THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE AND IT IS OUR DUTY TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR
TWO BOXES TILL THE FINALLY DESTINATION.
BEST REGARDS
Mr. Frank Okoye
Quick Freight Courier Service

I think I was in a bad mood when I replied.

Mr Okoye
There can be no deliveries made to me on account of the fact that the borders are closed. I repeat; the borders are CLOSED.
Malcolm Reynolds

28 August

We need the receipt of the key of the boxes from you because the Airport Custms will ask us about the receipt. So trying to get it from your sender immediately and get back to me for the complete of your delivering tomorrow.

The bolding and enlarged font are in the original.

Mr Okoye

There can be no deliveries made to me on account of the fact that the borders are closed. I repeat; the borders are CLOSED.
Malcolm Reynolds

Here's another entry for "Scammer Alternative Facts."

29 August

International borders will be opening tomorrow by International laws

Mr Okoye
The borders are still closed. They will still be closed for the foreseeable future. No "international law" can change that fact.
Malcolm Reynolds

Silence falls for some months... and then a new message, on the same email chain.

5 February 2021

I am waiting for you to send the money and have your card or we will
block the pin code of your Card.
Thanks
Mrs. Celia Bowen

Mrs Bowen
Australia’s borders are still closed. The only people who can travel to Australia are:
Australian citizens
Residents
Immediate family members
Travellers who have been in New Zealand for the previous 14 days (not including time in managed quarantine).
Couriers aren't on that list.
Malcolm Reynolds

5 February

It is your ATM CARD amount $6.500 000.00, Can you the funds through bank to bank transfer payment?

5 February

We can delivering the consignment to your country with out having any more problem okay.
Thanks
Mr Frank

Next day...

Mr Okoye
You can't deliver to Australia. You're denying reality.
Malcolm Reynolds

Mrs Boween
Can I what the funds? I'm not going to second-guess you.
Malcolm Reynolds

7 February

It is your $6.500 000.00 only which you suppose to receive long time ago.
Mrs Celia Bowen

7 February

We can delivering consignment to any where in the world. Just reconfirm your home address to us

Mr Okoye
"We can delivering consignment to any where in the world" - no you can't. You know why? There's a fucking global pandemic going on right now that's killed more than two million people!
Malcolm Reynolds

Mrs Bowen
You were talking about an ATM card before, but that minus IQ moron Okoye was talking about two boxes. Why would you ever send an ATM card in two boxes?
Malcolm Reynolds

Will there be more?

Quick Freight Courier Service: Slow on the uptake Feb 14, 2021 11:43:08 GMT

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Post by Yastreb on Feb 14, 2021 11:43:08 GMT

There's more! And it's straightforward.

8 February

t will cost you $350 to delivering the Card to you.
Pay to –
Receivers Name -- REDACTED
Address -; REDACTED
City. Porto -Novo
Country Benin Republic
Amount $350.00
MTCN -------
Senders Name -

Why would I be paying $350 to have an ATM card send to me from Benin?

11 February

It is delivering charges and Insurance fee okay, So trying to send the money through Ria money transfer or Money Gram.

Well, that's not how they started!

If you're sending me an ATM card, what was Okoye bringing from London, and above all, why?

11 February

What i was in charge is your ATM CARD amount $6.500.000.00 only.

Where are you located?

12 February

My location is Porto Novo Benin republic.

Apart from the obvious question... why would you have sent a shipment for me to London in the first place? That's in the opposite direction!

12 February

What i was in charge is your ATM CARD amount $6.500.000.00 only.
Please check the sender name because i am not the one who sent you the boxes, i am in charge of ATM Payment okay. So trying to send the
mailing and insurance charges through Money Gram transfer or Ria Money transfer and receive your card.

I was originally supposed to contact "Adamu," so...

Then ask Mr Imo Adamu. He's supposed to know about the boxes. Hell, you're using his email account, you must know him personally.

14 February

This is our banking email address, but I was ask Mr. Ima Adamu about your funds boxes and him told me that your funds boxes was returned back due to your delay. That is the reason your payment was program into ATM payment okay.
Thanks

The reason for the delay was that fucking global pandemic, which that dumbass clown Okoye was pretending didn't exist, by denying border closures. I'm not the one to blame for COVID-19! Also, there was that business about me having the keys to those boxes; why would I?
This whole matter has been a clusterfuck from the git-go; assumptions, denials, and bad attitudes.

I'm not sure how they'll take that, but we'll see.