"I would love to play poker against you"
Jun 15, 2021 5:04:27 GMT
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 15, 2021 5:04:27 GMT
Any veteran baiter will likely have encountered multiple iterations of Dr Godwin Emefiele, Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria. One tactic I use against commonly used scammer identities is the "cascade bait" - employing email scripts from previous versions against recent arrivals to cause confusion.
Here's a recent example, ongoing as of 15 June 2021
All scammer emails are date-stamped; my comments are in bold.
8 June
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN
ADDRESS: PLOT 235 BANK ROAD MARINA LAGOS NIGERIA
Dr. Godwin Emefiele
GOVERNOR,CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
TELE: +234-REDACTED
E-mail: REDACTED
Attn: MR. Malcolm Reynolds
My Name is Dr.Godwin Emefiele the Governor Central Bank of Nigeria CBN,
ADDRESS: PLOT 235 BANK ROAD MARINA LAGOS NIGERIA
Dr. Godwin Emefiele
GOVERNOR,CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
TELE: +234-REDACTED
E-mail: REDACTED
Attn: MR. Malcolm Reynolds
My Name is Dr.Godwin Emefiele the Governor Central Bank of Nigeria CBN,
Sir with all due respect to you, I want to let you know that Yesterday been the 7th day of June 2021, one of my Directors, brought to my Office the complain that you Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,is no longer interested over your Money US$10.5Million that the Central Bank has officially put ready for you. And your Transaction should cancel Finally.
Now after much explanation to me that he want your Transfer to be cancel, I told him to give me your Information so that I will get back to you with my Official mail box. To know from you what is going on, now I want to ask you as the Governor of this Bank. The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), are you ready to Comply or should I tell them to cancel this your Transaction?
Please kindly answer me this mail so that I will know what next to do. I was told that you are making everything very difficult, Please as the GOVERNOR of this Bank kindly tell me what the problem is all about so that I will know what next to do in that regards.
I am waiting for your Reply ASAP.
Best Regards
Dr.Godwin Emefiele
Central Bank Governor
Now after much explanation to me that he want your Transfer to be cancel, I told him to give me your Information so that I will get back to you with my Official mail box. To know from you what is going on, now I want to ask you as the Governor of this Bank. The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), are you ready to Comply or should I tell them to cancel this your Transaction?
Please kindly answer me this mail so that I will know what next to do. I was told that you are making everything very difficult, Please as the GOVERNOR of this Bank kindly tell me what the problem is all about so that I will know what next to do in that regards.
I am waiting for your Reply ASAP.
Best Regards
Dr.Godwin Emefiele
Central Bank Governor
Malcolm comes out swinging.
Dr Emefiele
Why didn't I get paid? The answer is indeed simple; it's all your fault. If you were sincere, you'd admit to that, but instead you're blaming me!
Malcolm Reynolds
Why didn't I get paid? The answer is indeed simple; it's all your fault. If you were sincere, you'd admit to that, but instead you're blaming me!
Malcolm Reynolds
The Lad seemed to have been taken by surprise, because he opened with the wrong name. I chose to ignore that.
11 June
Attn: MR.Ram Bhujel
Please with all Due Respect to you, I want to first tell you that I am deeply Sorry for answering you late, the Reason was that as the Governor I have a lot of work in hand hence I did not write you before now Please I am sorry.
Yes I want to let you know that Yesterday I was able to have conversation with the Office of the International Remittance Department IRD, to know the Reason behind the delay in making transfer of your money US$10.5Million. The Informational Remittance Department IRD, made me to understand that there if a Fee called Cost of Transfer (CoT) they ask you Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,to pay but you refused to comply hence the IRD did not Transfer your Money as required.
Now I have Ordered the IRD to carry out the Transfer of your Money without asking you to pay any Money again and the Director in the Department Dr. Charles Columbus, told me that the IRD will comply with the Directive, but the Problem right now is that the Account in which your Money is has run into Dormant and before the Transfer can move you Must Re-activate the Account which is Truth.
Now I have asked how much is the Re-activation and they told me just US$310 only so please if you want this Bank to move on to Transfer your Money into your Bank Account that you will send kindly let me know immediately, and also send down your Bank Account where the Central Bank will Transfer your Money into ASAP.
NB: PLEASE LET IT VERY WELL CLEAR TO YOU THAT I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME TO WASTE OVER THIS,IF YOU WANT YOUR MONEY KINDLY COMPLY OR WE FORGET EVERYTHING AND STOP ALL THE CONTACTS WITH YOU.
I am waiting for your Reply ASAP.
Best Regards
Dr.Godwin Emefiele
Central Bank Governor
Please with all Due Respect to you, I want to first tell you that I am deeply Sorry for answering you late, the Reason was that as the Governor I have a lot of work in hand hence I did not write you before now Please I am sorry.
Yes I want to let you know that Yesterday I was able to have conversation with the Office of the International Remittance Department IRD, to know the Reason behind the delay in making transfer of your money US$10.5Million. The Informational Remittance Department IRD, made me to understand that there if a Fee called Cost of Transfer (CoT) they ask you Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,to pay but you refused to comply hence the IRD did not Transfer your Money as required.
Now I have Ordered the IRD to carry out the Transfer of your Money without asking you to pay any Money again and the Director in the Department Dr. Charles Columbus, told me that the IRD will comply with the Directive, but the Problem right now is that the Account in which your Money is has run into Dormant and before the Transfer can move you Must Re-activate the Account which is Truth.
Now I have asked how much is the Re-activation and they told me just US$310 only so please if you want this Bank to move on to Transfer your Money into your Bank Account that you will send kindly let me know immediately, and also send down your Bank Account where the Central Bank will Transfer your Money into ASAP.
NB: PLEASE LET IT VERY WELL CLEAR TO YOU THAT I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME TO WASTE OVER THIS,IF YOU WANT YOUR MONEY KINDLY COMPLY OR WE FORGET EVERYTHING AND STOP ALL THE CONTACTS WITH YOU.
I am waiting for your Reply ASAP.
Best Regards
Dr.Godwin Emefiele
Central Bank Governor
Mal lets loose with scorn.
Dr Emefiele
I would love to play poker against you, because you're the most gullible, careless, and dim-witted man I've ever known. You believe every lying scumbag who tells you I'm dead, you lose my details over and over again, and you accept this Columbus asshole's word that it's my fault for not paying some charge that I've already paid. Word of advice; wise up and grow a gorram brain!
Also this; "I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME TO WASTE OVER THIS" - considering the time you're already wasted, that's chutzpah, Bubba-Louie. You have all the time you need to get this matter sorted out.
Malcolm Reynolds
I would love to play poker against you, because you're the most gullible, careless, and dim-witted man I've ever known. You believe every lying scumbag who tells you I'm dead, you lose my details over and over again, and you accept this Columbus asshole's word that it's my fault for not paying some charge that I've already paid. Word of advice; wise up and grow a gorram brain!
Also this; "I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME TO WASTE OVER THIS" - considering the time you're already wasted, that's chutzpah, Bubba-Louie. You have all the time you need to get this matter sorted out.
Malcolm Reynolds
Dr Emefiele is shocked! Shocked!
13 June
Attn: MR.Malcolm Reynolds
Please with all Due Respect to you Mr Malcolm Reynolds. Why are you so insulting and angry over me? have I ever insulted you in any way at all? if you know that you are not ready to comply with any Directive I will give why can't you tell me that you will not comply than you resulted to insult me why?
I only asked you to explain to me the reason why you never received your Money and I was expecting you to tell me the Reason but all I am getting from you is an Insult which I cannot understand why it should be so. any way I will say things for the way you are reacting to me.
Best Regards
Dr.Godwin Emefiele
Central Bank Governor
Please with all Due Respect to you Mr Malcolm Reynolds. Why are you so insulting and angry over me? have I ever insulted you in any way at all? if you know that you are not ready to comply with any Directive I will give why can't you tell me that you will not comply than you resulted to insult me why?
I only asked you to explain to me the reason why you never received your Money and I was expecting you to tell me the Reason but all I am getting from you is an Insult which I cannot understand why it should be so. any way I will say things for the way you are reacting to me.
Best Regards
Dr.Godwin Emefiele
Central Bank Governor
Dr Emefiele
I told you why I didn't get paid; "Why didn't I get paid? The answer is indeed simple; it's all your fault."
I also wrote; "And considering that fiasco with the diplomats, and how you were ready to hand over the money to four separate imposters, I should have called time on this whole dog-and-pony show months back."
I also wrote; "You believe every lying scumbag who tells you I'm dead, you lose my details over and over again, and you accept this Columbus asshole's word that it's my fault for not paying some charge that I've already paid."
What that means...
1. You sent a diplomatic shipment to the wrong country, and against my wishes
2. You were ready to believe people who came in off the street and claimed that I'm dead not once, but four times
3. You keep demanding details from me that I've given you several times, and it's like you've forgotten them each time
4. You accept someone's word that I haven't paid charges that I've already paid
Did I insult you? Yes. Considering how I've been treated by you and your lackies, you got off lightly.
Malcolm Reynolds
15 June
I told you why I didn't get paid; "Why didn't I get paid? The answer is indeed simple; it's all your fault."
I also wrote; "And considering that fiasco with the diplomats, and how you were ready to hand over the money to four separate imposters, I should have called time on this whole dog-and-pony show months back."
I also wrote; "You believe every lying scumbag who tells you I'm dead, you lose my details over and over again, and you accept this Columbus asshole's word that it's my fault for not paying some charge that I've already paid."
What that means...
1. You sent a diplomatic shipment to the wrong country, and against my wishes
2. You were ready to believe people who came in off the street and claimed that I'm dead not once, but four times
3. You keep demanding details from me that I've given you several times, and it's like you've forgotten them each time
4. You accept someone's word that I haven't paid charges that I've already paid
Did I insult you? Yes. Considering how I've been treated by you and your lackies, you got off lightly.
Malcolm Reynolds
15 June
Attn: MR.Malcolm Reynolds
Thanks you for your mail and all you said therein have been well noted, but with all due respect to you I don’t think I will be writing long mail again to you, but I have to answer your 4 questions which you asked below:
1. You sent a diplomatic shipment to the wrong country, and against my wishes: ANSWER: LET IT BE WELL KNOW TO YOU THAT I DR, GODWIN EMEFIELE
NEVER SENT ANY DIPLOMAT TO YOU, MAYBE THAT WILL BE THE HANDS OF CRIMINALS THAT WANT TO GET MONEY OUT OF YOU, PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS.
2. You were ready to believe people who came in off the street and claimed that I'm dead not once, but four times: ANSWER: PLEASE ALL DUE RESPECT TO YOU I NEVER FOR ONE DAY CLAIMED THAT YOU ARE DEAD, IF THAT IS MY CLAIME I WOUDUN’T WRITE THIS MAIL TO YOU.
3. You keep demanding details from me that I've given you several times, and it's like you've forgotten them each time: ANSWER: YES I MUST AT ALL TIME DEMEND YOUR DETAILS JUST FOR SECURITY REASONS, BUT YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND THE REASON FOR THAT, BECAUSE ANOTHER CRIMINAL MIGHTY FORWARD A FAKE DETAILS ON YOUR BEHALF
4. You accept someone's word that I haven't paid charges that I've already paid: ANSWER: MR. MALCOLM REYNOLDS, I DR. GODWIN EMEFIELE, NEVER
FOR ONCE ACCEPT ANYTHING LIKE THAT FOR YOUR INFORMATION.
Now I just want to let you know that I was in Contact with the International Remittance Department IRD to know what it take for you to get your Money into your Bank Account, and the Director Dr. Charles Columbus told me that you need to pay for Cost of Transfer and also Re-activate your Account again before your Money US$10.5Million will move, I then ask how much that will be and he told me all will cost you 930$ that 700$ is for Cost of Transfer while 230$ is for Re-activation.
I have given an Order to the International Remittance Department IRD never to ask you again the Cost of Transfer that all you needed to pay is the Re-activation fee of 230$ so please if you are ready to comply kindly let me know ASAP.
Best Regards
Dr.Godwin Emefiele
Central Bank Governor
Thanks you for your mail and all you said therein have been well noted, but with all due respect to you I don’t think I will be writing long mail again to you, but I have to answer your 4 questions which you asked below:
1. You sent a diplomatic shipment to the wrong country, and against my wishes: ANSWER: LET IT BE WELL KNOW TO YOU THAT I DR, GODWIN EMEFIELE
NEVER SENT ANY DIPLOMAT TO YOU, MAYBE THAT WILL BE THE HANDS OF CRIMINALS THAT WANT TO GET MONEY OUT OF YOU, PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS.
2. You were ready to believe people who came in off the street and claimed that I'm dead not once, but four times: ANSWER: PLEASE ALL DUE RESPECT TO YOU I NEVER FOR ONE DAY CLAIMED THAT YOU ARE DEAD, IF THAT IS MY CLAIME I WOUDUN’T WRITE THIS MAIL TO YOU.
3. You keep demanding details from me that I've given you several times, and it's like you've forgotten them each time: ANSWER: YES I MUST AT ALL TIME DEMEND YOUR DETAILS JUST FOR SECURITY REASONS, BUT YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND THE REASON FOR THAT, BECAUSE ANOTHER CRIMINAL MIGHTY FORWARD A FAKE DETAILS ON YOUR BEHALF
4. You accept someone's word that I haven't paid charges that I've already paid: ANSWER: MR. MALCOLM REYNOLDS, I DR. GODWIN EMEFIELE, NEVER
FOR ONCE ACCEPT ANYTHING LIKE THAT FOR YOUR INFORMATION.
Now I just want to let you know that I was in Contact with the International Remittance Department IRD to know what it take for you to get your Money into your Bank Account, and the Director Dr. Charles Columbus told me that you need to pay for Cost of Transfer and also Re-activate your Account again before your Money US$10.5Million will move, I then ask how much that will be and he told me all will cost you 930$ that 700$ is for Cost of Transfer while 230$ is for Re-activation.
I have given an Order to the International Remittance Department IRD never to ask you again the Cost of Transfer that all you needed to pay is the Re-activation fee of 230$ so please if you are ready to comply kindly let me know ASAP.
Best Regards
Dr.Godwin Emefiele
Central Bank Governor
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