Post by Yastreb on Sept 24, 2021 13:02:07 GMT
Got the saints and apostles backin' up from behind... Folks, meet the latest Lad to bring the Bible to a gunfight!
The Lad's emails are date-stamped and also have subject lines. Names have been changed. My comments are in bold.
17 September
SUBJECT: BELOVED!!
Dearest In The Lord,
The time has come for Christians to worship God in spirit and in truth according to the book of John chapter 4:vs23-24.But the hour cometh and now is when the true worshipers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him . God is a spirit, and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth. Based on this scripture, it became obvious that I should do theright thing if I must enter into the kingdom of God .
I am , Deacon Norm Gallagher the legal adviser to late Mr. John & Mary Bergman, a God fearing and dedicated couple. They were very wealthy but had no child. They travelled to Solomon Island for Christmas holiday but met death on the 2 April 2019 during the Tsunami disaster.
As their legal adviser, before their death, the husband Mr. John Bergman instructed me to write his WILL, because they had no child, he dedicated their wealth to God. They had a lot of landed properties houses Stocks/bonds, etc. According to their instruction. According to the WILL, their assets should be given out to a ministry for the work of God. As their legal adviser, all the documents for the fund that are deposited with the Vault company are in my care. As aborn again
Christian , I have been reading my bible and I have to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God by giving out the fund to the chosen ministry for the purpose of God's work as instructed by the owners before there death.
After my fasting and prayers Today, I asked God to make his choice and direct me to an honest Christian or the chosen ministry that deserves this fund by his Grace. I then came across your address on the Internet. I appeal to you to use the fund wisely for things that will glorify the name of God.
Also, could you get back to me to enable us to discuss more clarifying manner to the best of your understanding. I must say that I'm very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing truly if you would misconstrue the importance and decides to go public. In this regards, I will not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for Charity. May God bless you as you make up your mind to
work for God.
Thanks.
Noella & Deacon Norm Gallagher
The time has come for Christians to worship God in spirit and in truth according to the book of John chapter 4:vs23-24.But the hour cometh and now is when the true worshipers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him . God is a spirit, and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth. Based on this scripture, it became obvious that I should do theright thing if I must enter into the kingdom of God .
I am , Deacon Norm Gallagher the legal adviser to late Mr. John & Mary Bergman, a God fearing and dedicated couple. They were very wealthy but had no child. They travelled to Solomon Island for Christmas holiday but met death on the 2 April 2019 during the Tsunami disaster.
As their legal adviser, before their death, the husband Mr. John Bergman instructed me to write his WILL, because they had no child, he dedicated their wealth to God. They had a lot of landed properties houses Stocks/bonds, etc. According to their instruction. According to the WILL, their assets should be given out to a ministry for the work of God. As their legal adviser, all the documents for the fund that are deposited with the Vault company are in my care. As aborn again
Christian , I have been reading my bible and I have to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God by giving out the fund to the chosen ministry for the purpose of God's work as instructed by the owners before there death.
After my fasting and prayers Today, I asked God to make his choice and direct me to an honest Christian or the chosen ministry that deserves this fund by his Grace. I then came across your address on the Internet. I appeal to you to use the fund wisely for things that will glorify the name of God.
Also, could you get back to me to enable us to discuss more clarifying manner to the best of your understanding. I must say that I'm very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing truly if you would misconstrue the importance and decides to go public. In this regards, I will not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for Charity. May God bless you as you make up your mind to
work for God.
Thanks.
Noella & Deacon Norm Gallagher
Mal had a ready answer.
Mr Gallagher
I'm surprised by your email. The reason is that while I'm honest (it's a Southern thing), I'm not a Christian; in fact I have no religion at all, far less a ministry. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but those are the facts, and I owe you that.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
I'm surprised by your email. The reason is that while I'm honest (it's a Southern thing), I'm not a Christian; in fact I have no religion at all, far less a ministry. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but those are the facts, and I owe you that.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
"Beloved Child of destiny?" Something for my novels, methinks.
17 September
BELOVED MALCOLM REYNOLDS!!!!
Dearest Child of Destiny,
I'm sorry I am responding very late to you ,note that I needed to pray again to hear clearly from God after your response. I didn't just pick up your email to send you a message but our creator has directed me to do so since him alone knows that you will sincerely be of help to me and will as well receive favor from this. I hope this day finds you well rested, energized and feeling better today .I would like to know if this e-mail address is private enough to receive classified
information I want to share with you. Please confirm if I should send to this e-mail or if you have alternative private email.
Get back to me as soon as possible for more details,
Calvary Regards,
I'm sorry I am responding very late to you ,note that I needed to pray again to hear clearly from God after your response. I didn't just pick up your email to send you a message but our creator has directed me to do so since him alone knows that you will sincerely be of help to me and will as well receive favor from this. I hope this day finds you well rested, energized and feeling better today .I would like to know if this e-mail address is private enough to receive classified
information I want to share with you. Please confirm if I should send to this e-mail or if you have alternative private email.
Get back to me as soon as possible for more details,
Calvary Regards,
Noella & Deacon Norm Gallagher
18 September
SUBJECT: BELOVED MALCOLM REYNOLDS
Dearest Child of Destiny,
I'm sorry I am responding very late to you ,note that I needed to pray again to hear clearly from God after your response. I didn't just pick up your email to send you a message but our creator has directed me to do so since him alone knows that you will sincerely be of help to me and will as well receive favor from this. I hope this day finds you well rested, energized and feeling better today .I would like to know if this e-mail address is private enough to receive classified
information I want to share with you. Please confirm if I should send to this e-mail or if you have alternative private email.
Get back to me as soon as possible for more details,
Calvary Regards,
Noella & Deacon Norm Gallagher
I'm sorry I am responding very late to you ,note that I needed to pray again to hear clearly from God after your response. I didn't just pick up your email to send you a message but our creator has directed me to do so since him alone knows that you will sincerely be of help to me and will as well receive favor from this. I hope this day finds you well rested, energized and feeling better today .I would like to know if this e-mail address is private enough to receive classified
information I want to share with you. Please confirm if I should send to this e-mail or if you have alternative private email.
Get back to me as soon as possible for more details,
Calvary Regards,
Noella & Deacon Norm Gallagher
Mr Gallagher
My email address is private and not shared with anyone else; I can also say that I maintain personal security at a high level, a carry-over from my former career in the US Marines.
I have to reiterate that I have no religious belief of any kind. You said "I appeal to you to use the fund wisely for things that will glorify the name of God," but I have no desire to foster any religious belief. I hope you understand that.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
My email address is private and not shared with anyone else; I can also say that I maintain personal security at a high level, a carry-over from my former career in the US Marines.
I have to reiterate that I have no religious belief of any kind. You said "I appeal to you to use the fund wisely for things that will glorify the name of God," but I have no desire to foster any religious belief. I hope you understand that.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
Brace yourself, here it comes!
You many find the signoff... amusing.
18 September
SUBJECT: GOD BLESS YOU BROTHER MALCOLM
My Spiritual Greetings Man of God,
I trust the good lord that all is well with you and God's family over there. May the God of heavens never allow peace, love and joy to depart from your household. May you live to enjoy the benefits of your labor in life.My mind is somehow reassured that my secrets are safe with you after I have gone to be with the Lord.I am pleased through God, that He is learning us PATIENCE, and the importance of waiting on Him to lead and guide us in whatever we are doing I do not know why God chose you out of the millions of people in the world. He directed me to you to assist me disburse these funds to the less Privileged children on the streets.God has directed me to do so since him alone knows that you will sincerely be of help to me and will as well receive favor from this by spending these funds for the less Privileged children...Your humility to the things of God has come to exalt you with this blessing that my family and yours are about to reap by accomplishing this vision of God.The Bible tells us in (Mt 23:12 )"And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted"You are exalted in JESUS NAME.AMEN!!
We are God`s missionaries, he wants us to go where God is neglected and our part as his mouthpiece is to introduce Him as God.God has appointed you to be a messenger of God and it is a great honor that you were chosen by God. In the book of Jonah 1:2 He said, "Go to Nineveh, that great city, and speak out against it; I am aware of how wicked its people are." God is sending you to his people anywhere they are suffering all over the world.
May the good lord direct your steps. In accordance with the FSA / FCA Local Rule 12.3 (a)
you are required to send me these Information Required to process an Affidavit that will empower you to claim these funds from the deposit house in Texas,USA
1. Full names..............
2. Country.................
3. Telephone Number........
4. Sex.....................
5. Date of birth...........
6. Marital Status..........
7. Occupation..............
8. Contact Address........
Once we acknowledge receipt of this required detail, transfer would commence.
Also Please can you tell me more about your Family and how you intend to disburse these funds to Glorify the kingdom of God ...“Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.” – Mother Teresa
Remain Rapturable,
:Barrister George Galleway. LLB, QC.
Solicitor $ Advocate
I trust the good lord that all is well with you and God's family over there. May the God of heavens never allow peace, love and joy to depart from your household. May you live to enjoy the benefits of your labor in life.My mind is somehow reassured that my secrets are safe with you after I have gone to be with the Lord.I am pleased through God, that He is learning us PATIENCE, and the importance of waiting on Him to lead and guide us in whatever we are doing I do not know why God chose you out of the millions of people in the world. He directed me to you to assist me disburse these funds to the less Privileged children on the streets.God has directed me to do so since him alone knows that you will sincerely be of help to me and will as well receive favor from this by spending these funds for the less Privileged children...Your humility to the things of God has come to exalt you with this blessing that my family and yours are about to reap by accomplishing this vision of God.The Bible tells us in (Mt 23:12 )"And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted"You are exalted in JESUS NAME.AMEN!!
We are God`s missionaries, he wants us to go where God is neglected and our part as his mouthpiece is to introduce Him as God.God has appointed you to be a messenger of God and it is a great honor that you were chosen by God. In the book of Jonah 1:2 He said, "Go to Nineveh, that great city, and speak out against it; I am aware of how wicked its people are." God is sending you to his people anywhere they are suffering all over the world.
May the good lord direct your steps. In accordance with the FSA / FCA Local Rule 12.3 (a)
you are required to send me these Information Required to process an Affidavit that will empower you to claim these funds from the deposit house in Texas,USA
1. Full names..............
2. Country.................
3. Telephone Number........
4. Sex.....................
5. Date of birth...........
6. Marital Status..........
7. Occupation..............
8. Contact Address........
Once we acknowledge receipt of this required detail, transfer would commence.
Also Please can you tell me more about your Family and how you intend to disburse these funds to Glorify the kingdom of God ...“Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.” – Mother Teresa
Remain Rapturable,
:Barrister George Galleway. LLB, QC.
Solicitor $ Advocate
Brothers and sisters, here ends the lesson for today. But fear ye not, there will be more words of wisdom, so pay heed!