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Stupid Pet Scamma Sept 28, 2021 12:02:41 GMT via mobile Admin, Linoline, and 2 more like this

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Post by galabyroadside on Sept 28, 2021 12:02:41 GMT

A pet scamma claiming to be "Mrs. Mary" and posing as a Filipino has been in contact with me about purchasing a Maltese puppy to stay at my "Holiday House". First time baiter, long time listener of Mr Pricky and co, I decided to start having a bit of fun with this foolish mugu. Here are some of my recent exchanges. Enjoy 😊

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Stupid Pet Scamma Sept 28, 2021 22:31:09 GMT via mobile

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Post by galabyroadside on Sept 28, 2021 22:31:09 GMT

Hello there. My name is Arnold. I was browsing your ads for pet adoption and found a Maltese puppy I really like. I have a holiday home in the Philippines and would like to have a puppy sent to my holiday address. How do we begin the process? Regards, Arnold.

Scamma: hello dear. Yes i have a male and female

Excellent. How old are they?

Scamma: will you take a male or a female
12 weeks old, that make them 3 month old.

I haven't decided yet. Maybe you could send some pics?

Scamma: okay this male one dear

What about the female?

Scamma: Sending... Hello?

So let's get to know each other a bit better.

Scamma: okay, my name is "mis Alano Mary Grace"

You first, tell me about yourself. Nice photo.

Scamma: so what about you, I live alone.

How long have you been in the pet business?

Scamma: no

My name is Arnold. I'm 45 and semi retired

Scamma: okay... I was called for my pre surgical checkup.

Oh no, what's happening?

Scamma: and my doctor say i cant keep pets whit me any more.

Why not?

Scamma: brain surgery, I don't know how it will end up.

How long have you had your condition?
I mean it must be hard. It's not easy letting go of pets.

Scamma: so am looking for a good home for them.

Yes I know. Where in Philippines do you live?... Are you there??

Scamma: I will be in the intensive unit for Three months. I really want this puppies out, for they need much love and care which i am incompetent to render since am inactive. Yes I am here.

Ok. So how do you feel about giving away your animals?

Scamma: So where are you located?

Didn't you see my question?

Scamma: is had and that why am looking for a home that i know will take good care of them

Yes I understand how had it is. Is very had.

Scamma: you have my id dear my address and location is there dear

[28/9, 7:16 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: I would feel the same way.
[28/9, 7:16 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Send it again. I didn't see it
[28/9, 7:17 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Send your ID. I would love to see more pictures of you
[28/9, 7:17 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: We're getting to know each other
[28/9, 7:18 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: My dear? Are you there

Scamma: dear my internet is not too good

Yes I know, I'm patient.

Scamma: yes dear, thanks.

How long until you have your surgery?

Scamma: i have beg the doctor so i can find a home for them

Yes. I was asking about your surgery. Are you having it soon?

Scamma: [28/9, 7:28 pm] Pet Scammer: yes dear
[28/9, 7:28 pm] Pet Scammer: i ask the doctor for time to find a home for them but he says no time

Scamma: [28/9, 7:29 pm] Pet Scammer: so i am rely looking for a home as fast as now
[28/9, 7:29 pm] Pet Scammer: so wary do you one the delivery too

I'm thinking about which one I like

Scamma: Your full names ?
House address/ city/ postal code ?
Phone number ? email ?

I can't give my details right now. We need to get to know each other better first.

Scamma: what do you need to know more dear?

Where in Philippines do you live?

Scamma: now am in Iloilo City

Ahh... A beautiful place. There is very nice nature there.

Scamma: [28/9, 7:33 pm] Pet Scammer: yes
[28/9, 7:34 pm] Pet Scammer: i have a home at Cavite City too

I have visited Cavite. A small province town. The weather is very hot

Scamma: hahahaha yh. I have been sick for some time now and it has affected my hearing. I posted this ad after I got the appointment for my surgical operation

Do you have a disease that spread to your brain?

Scamma: [28/9, 7:42 pm] Pet Scammer: no it was an accident
[28/9, 7:42 pm] Pet Scammer: some years back

What kind of accident?

Scamma: car

[28/9, 7:43 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: That sucks.
[28/9, 7:44 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: I fell off a horse once

Scamma: hoo that's not good dear

Yes I know, I had intensive care and needed physical therapy

Scamma: hoo dear sore hop you are okay
now

[28/9, 7:46 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Yes I sore hope so. With time, it will get better
[28/9, 7:47 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: So what's the food like in the hospital

Scamma: [28/9, 7:48 pm] Pet Scammer: i dont live in the hospital dear i go home
[28/9, 7:48 pm] Pet Scammer: i only go for my chk ups

I see. Do you have any family?

Scamma: [28/9, 7:50 pm] Pet Scammer: yes a babe girl
[28/9, 7:50 pm] Pet Scammer: and two brothers

How old is your baby?

Scamma: shs a beg girl

I'll show you where I come from in Poland. I'll post a link.

Scamma: [28/9, 8:00 pm] Pet Scammer: send me a location not a link dear
[28/9, 8:00 pm] Pet Scammer: i dont know how too look at it that why

[28/9, 8:01 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Yes it was easier for me to post a link as my phone is slow
[28/9, 8:01 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Did you click the link?

Scamma:i was advise not to be opening links on my phone

Yes I understand. So yes, I'm from Poland.

Scamma: send me a pic of you too

Ok... Just wait. *Sends pic* I love to work out.

Scamma: ok. You look good. So will you take a puppy or not dear

[28/9, 8:09 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Thanks. I'm still looking over the photos my dear
[28/9, 8:11 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: So can I see more pictures of you
[28/9, 8:16 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Are you there my dear

Scamma: dear you know am not wil

Yes I understand darling I'm just curious.

Scamma: plz all i have giving you i think is enf for us to get too know ech other

[28/9, 8:20 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Hold on I'll be right back
[28/9, 8:23 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Yes you been good to me so far.
[28/9, 8:25 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: I'm sitting on the beach looking over those beautiful puppies so please be patient *Send pic*

So you understand one thing about Polish man is that we take our time in business matters. Maybe I will make decision and we can work together as men to get this done.

Scamma: okay

You know I'm 45 years man so is not easy to find money

Scamma: [28/9, 8:36 pm] Pet Scammer: Yes I know
[28/9, 8:37 pm] Pet Scammer: Am not out for your money okay

[28/9, 8:37 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: So is good you get me
[28/9, 9:17 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Hello is Arnold are you there

*Sends puppy pic* I like this one my dear

Scamma: [28/9, 9:31 pm] Pet Scammer: okay dear
[28/9, 9:31 pm] Pet Scammer: that is the female
[28/9, 9:31 pm] Pet Scammer: that will cost you 20000PHP

[28/9, 9:43 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Is a little bit out of my range my dear. Maybe we can come to Betta deal and you gi mi cheaper price? See I'm from Poland. Not a rich man.
[28/9, 9:44 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: My bread needs lots of butta. We love butta in Poland

Scamma: [28/9, 9:44 pm] Pet Scammer: Can you do 15000
[28/9, 9:47 pm] Pet Scammer: is that okay

[28/9, 9:50 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Mmmmm let me consida
[28/9, 9:50 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: I'll think and tell you
[28/9, 9:51 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: God bless you my darling

Scamma: thanks and you too. So are you takin the puppy?

[28/9, 9:52 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: So what are you doing now
[28/9, 9:52 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: I told you I will consider. I need time ok

Scamma: okay

How is your night

Scamma: [28/9, 9:53 pm] Pet Scammer: Fine and yours
[28/9, 9:53 pm] Pet Scammer: Hop oky

Is fantastic. I'm recovering from my beach workout.

Scamma: oky

You know. I speak some tagalog. I spent quite sometime in the Philippines. They are lovely people.

Scamma: hoo okay

[28/9, 9:58 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Musta ka na
[28/9, 10:05 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Hello my dear
[28/9, 10:12 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Have you gone away? Let's do the business and discuss.
[28/9, 10:14 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: So you say 15000. I say 12500? You can do Betta. Yes?
[28/9, 10:18 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: I'm waiting in my apartment my dear

*Sends pic*

[28/9, 10:21 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Don't waste my time darling
[28/9, 10:21 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: We need to come together to discuss
[28/9, 10:26 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: I don't know what going on. I need to do this business. It looks like you are not serious.
[28/9, 10:36 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Well I'll be waiting for your response. Do hurry up my dear.
[28/9, 10:43 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Have you eaten yet darling?
[28/9, 11:08 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: I'm thinking about that puppy. What can you offer me? I am serious about this transaction.
[28/9, 11:11 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Are you busy or something my dear? I thought you wanted to discuss business
[28/9, 11:18 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: What are the payment options my good friend?

Scamma: sore I slp off

Did you sleep?

Scamma: yes

I hope it was restful my dear

Scamma: yes dear it was

[28/9, 11:31 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Good to hear. What are you doing now sweetheart
[28/9, 11:36 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: Hello dear
[28/9, 11:44 pm] Arnold Braunschweigger: So maybe you are sleeping now

((End of conversation. I was tired and went to bed.))

ETA - JC PM sent about double-posts

Phew... That was a long post. Sorry about the length everyone. I had to transcribe the conversation from my texting app. I am planning to "Sen di payment" today. Hope the scamma stays on the hook!

I will post updates as I go along.

This idiot is a particularly thick and stupid mugu 😆🤣

Last Edit: Sept 29, 2021 5:07:52 GMT by Admin

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Stupid Pet Scamma Sept 30, 2021 6:53:07 GMT via mobile Linoline and bluelady like this

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Post by galabyroadside on Sept 30, 2021 6:53:07 GMT

Hello mugus. First, i would like to apologize for double posting yesterday. I will keep everything condensed now.

I am new to di business.

Anyway, Mrs Mary has stopped talking to me, but I have fresh blood for you to enjoy.

"Mr. Jordan" is a pet scamma, pretending to be a middle aged man in the USA. I assume he is most likely in West Africa and using a Virtual US Number.

I began baiting him yesterday after finding an ad on a pet sales site claiming to ship chimpanzee monkeys.

Of course, it was to tempting to resist this stupid Maga. I messaged him right away as Mr Brawnschwiegger in Poland. I asked to purchase a male chimp at the staggering price of $23.000 USD.

Holy crap 😅 of course I was a very silly man and agreed to sen di payment today after bargaining the price down to a steal at $20.000.

I sent a first installment of "15.000" and am now waiting for the useless man scamma to pick di paymint.

I will update with a full transcript of the events as they unfolded when i conclude my "bizness" with this idiot.

He was all to eager to accept my fake transfer slip after i made a 12 hour trip to the city. I'm waiting for his reaction.

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Stupid Pet Scamma Oct 1, 2021 6:48:49 GMT via mobile celine likes this

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Post by galabyroadside on Oct 1, 2021 6:48:49 GMT

Monkey Scammer: The Confession:
A gem of a comment from Stupid Monkey Scamma, a letter from "Emeka Eimefiele", "Western Union Manager from Poland"
And also, featuring a confession from the small boy.

Yesterday, I sent di paymint of 15000 USD to "Mr Jordan!" Now this idiot can't even comprehend basic literacy skills. I don't know why it takes so long to understand simple instruction

After sending the fake transfer receipt, Mr Brawnschwiegger had Problem. There was Big Problem.

Apparently, after leaving the Western Union office in the city and making a 12 hour bus ride, Mr Brawnschwiegger arrived home to find this email in his inbox:

"Att: Small Boy - From the Desk of Emeka Eimefiele - Western Union":

“My Broda,

The Mugu dey left my office just now o. Can you believe dis oyibo com hea wit 15000 US Dolla?!

Make we talk di Business. Di man dey gon home, back to his village. I be Naija. I see dis man com to di office to sen some big dollas.

He's a very stupid man. This man no have sense. I can tell you be guyman, e? Brawnschwiegger be your mugu. But listen, I am also guyman.

I know de business my broda, so I must be honest wit you.

I know you are 419 boy. I can tell di scam. 419 be big business in my branch. I have yahoo bois working for me.

I late on my house Rent, my landlord dey quit me very soon, my children have school fees and my family need some food to eat. Jollof and Goat Meat sound good o.

Life is very tough here in Poland o. You undastand, dog chop dog? In this life, nothing be certain, mista man. So next time we share di mugu money.

Hopeless fool, you will be a poor man all your life. The mugu dey stupid to send you 15.000 US Dolla for a Monkey!

I need chop dis mwoni right now. 15.000 Dolla is a lot of moni, especially to a poor and hongry man like you.

Go an chop garri an groundnut, useless man. Maybe you sell Apples or Gala by di Roadside?

Thunda Fiya you, Modda-Fokka. Bastad. God with ponish you and yo generation.
Oga go kill you.

Keep quiet there, watch who you are talkin' to and shut up yo mouth. Regards to your ashawo moda. I chop dis moni and eat very well!

Emeka Eimefiele. Western Union Manager.”

After receiving notification of this message, the chimp scammer was dumbfounded and questioned me.

"What is this English? I don't even understand you! You send all this crazy shit! Do you think am here for kids, or for fun? I don't even know what it means!"

After this I blocked him. Today, i messaged the scamma under a different alias. “Mr. Smith”.

I enquired about the monkeys to see his response. And surprisingly, he accused me of being a Nigerian. (Which I am not, lol).

We had a brief interaction in pidgin as I know a small amount of the language. This is where he admitted to being a scammer.
I never burned this lad.

He gave information voluntarily. I removed all personal details. Here is the exchange:
(Names, Ages, etc REDACTED for privacy)

“Hi. I would like some information about the chimpanzees. Please get back to me.”

Scamma: “Hello. Yes, I still have both male and female available. Which sex do you want?”

“Excellent. More info please. Vet Checked?”My name is REDACTED”

Scamma: “OK. Nice meeting you REDACTED”

“What’s your name?”

Scamma: “They have all their shots”

“I am REDACTED”

“Where are you located please?”

Scamma: (Location Deleted)

“Yes I see. So how much for the chimps?”

Scamma: “I give the male for $23.000 and the female for $24.000, including delivery.”

“OK. How long will it take for you to ship?”

Scamma: “It will take 48 hours for me to be able to get everything ready for the deliver Of the monkey over to you ok?”

“Good. That’s what I want to hear.”

Scamma: “Okay.”

“So can you let me know about yourself please?”

Scamma: “When will you like us to proceed?”

“Soon. Did you see my question?”

Scamma: “What do you want to know about me?”

“About yourself. Are you a family man?”

Scamma: “Sorry, I don’t talk about myself or my family. If you serious about getting monkey, do let know. If not don’t, you can go look somewhere else.”

“Ok my friend, no need to be like that. I was only trying to be friendly on a business level. But Yes. I am interested.
It all depends on our arrangement. If I am happy, then I will be ok with everything.”

Scamma: *Attempts to call me* “Pick your call.”

“I cannot talk on the phone at the moment. I am at work, you can text me here and we can arrange everything.”

Scamma: “You’re that Nigerian.”

“What do you mean? I don’t know any Nigerians.”

Scamma: “Can you afford a monkey?”

“Obviously. I am American.”

Scamma: “Stop texting me. Scam.”

“What are you talking about? I don’t understand. I have never contacted yoi and you are accusing me. Ok. I will do business with someone else. It is your loss. Have a good day.”

Scamma: “Put powa don man.”

“What does that mean? Bye. I don’t have time for this. I am a business man. You are a timewaster.”

Scamma: “Dey don discover you ya papi.”

“Speak English. Ok. Whatever, don’t ever contact me again.”

Scamma: “eske adi fear u.”

“Thunder fire you.”

Scamma: “Hahahaha.”

“You are a small boy.”

Scamma: “I like dis wuna shemark.”

“A very poor man. You live by the roadside. See my brodaa, you do undastand my letta (From “Western Union”).”

Scamma: “Na how di hustle di go don man.”

“You are de liya.”

Scamma: “Were did you see ma ads?”

“Make we talk.”

Scamma: “Ok.”

“I see you dere my broda on REDACTED.”

Scamma: “Ah hear.”

“Yes my bredda. U REDACTED?”

Scamma: “Naw am REDACTED.”

“Ok bross. Are you located there now? You are not in REDACTED my broda.”

Scamma: “Yea. Yep. Wa abt u?”

“I dey REDACTED.”

Scamma: “No be lie papi.”

“No lie now. I can never lie to you.”

Scamma: “I meant OK.”

“Ok broda. How old are you? I be xx age. Did you like my letta from yesterday? U undastand pigeon.”

Scamma: “Yes I understand it perfectly well man.”

“Yes that’s good.”

Scamma: “I am xx age”

“How long you do de business?”

Scamma: “x years now. Wat abt u?”

“Did u even check di paymint numbaa i sen? Me be work xx years now.”

Scamma: “I later check and see that everything there was fake.”

“How do you know that? Is easy to see?”

Scamma: “Na wuna got all babalawo now.”

“Yes broda.”

Scamma: “That mean you dey fine.”

“Yes I dey fine. Not a badman."

Scamma: “Ah hear.”

“Why you do de scam? Life be hard for you?”

Scamma: “Later man I wan hustle.”

“You a hustla? You have clients?”

Scamma: “Were am from u can’t stay.”

“Ok see now. Same my place.”

Scamma: “wat abt u?”

“Me I wan be big boy.”

Scamma: “Ok cool.”

“You have moni? How many clients now? My name be REDACTED. U are di badman. 23.000 for monkey? Oh ma god!”

Scamma: “u wanna give me moni?”

“No! Am only small boy. I ask u o.”

Scamma: “Huh ok.”

“What be your name?”

Scamma: “Hahaha. My name xx”

“Nice meet my broda. I need butta for my bread. This why i be de scamma.”

Scamma: “Normally”

“Yes my family dey suffer.”

Scamma: “Mutual Feeling.”

“How many broda or sista u got dere?”

Scamma: Don wan talk about my familys man.”

“Ok no wahala.”

Scamma: “Yep. You still skulx?”

“Yes”

Scamma: “Wat level?”

“I am a chairman”

Scamma: “Which one be chairman?”

“My bossman. I am small boi. I cut de moni.”

Scamma: “ok”

“Wetin una do now? Broda I dey go soon. Bye for now.”

Scamma: “Ok bra.”

And there it is! I never expected this outcome. I would like to thank anyone who sat through and read all this! Until next time.

“Gala.”

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