Wanka Brown the Incompetent Moron

Hello Mugu Hunters. This is Gala yet again. While I am continuing numerous involved baits with other scamming idiots, Including Barr. George Brown from my last thread (still to be continued), I thought I would share some correspondence I have been in with a scamma posing as "Walker (Wanka) Brown".

He works for the Anti Fraud Scam Recovery Dept. How legit 😹. He says I was scammed previously and wants to compensate my lost funds. I'm sure seasoned baiters already know what this BS is about!

Mr Wanka has a 5.000.000 USD ATM Card for me. Unfortunately, he is far too dumb to comprehend basic English literacy.

Enjoy my exchanges with Wanka Brown while I'm busy baiting other mumus!

Wanka:
Hello

How are you doing today ? I want you to know that your mail was received and well understood by me. I want you to know that you will be getting your compensation, I want you to understand that the world bank president has made a report that we should release the compensation sum of (5,000,000,00) five million to you.

I want you to know that all we need here is your faithfulness and honesty, know that why your name was among the list of the people that the world bank president is compensating is because the ANTI-FRAUD INTERNATIONAL MONITORING GROUP found your email among the people that have been scam, I want you to know that in this processing of making this transaction you are advise to always give us urgent response.

victim form, your information.

You are advised to fill the form correctly to avoid error in the compensating processing.
Surname::
Other Name::
Address::
Nationality::
Date of Birth::
Place of Birth::
Marital Status::
Sex::
Phone No::
Id Card::

I want you to get back to me with those information so that we can move on to the next stage, I want you to also know that you have to be honesty with us and i want you to understand that you need to keep thanking the world bank president for this offer, I want you to understand that we will be giving out offer to every email sent to us.

Understand that in this transaction we are about to make you keep notice of every email sent to you in order not to make mistakes, I once again congratulate you for the offer being given to you.

Thanks.
Mr. Walker Brown.

Terry:
Ok what is the situation of things now? I am awaiting my fundz my brother. Please send in cash promptly.

Wanka:
I want you to know that you have to fill out the form

Terry:
Sir, I am a 75 years man. I have never done this before. Can you furnish me with some more information?

How did you find me? Why am I eligible for such a large sum of dollars?

A scammer took my dollars once before, but I never expected the Anti Fraud Department to contact me. I am happy you found me though.

I would love to do business with you, following your reply, my friend.

Please rest assured that I am an honest man. I would also like you to be honest and sincere with me while we are working together.

I dislike Fraudsters, as I am sure you do, so working with you seems like a great opportunity for both of us.

Send me the form again please. I am old and new to this computer thing. I cannot seem to find the area i need to fill out.

Yours in business ventures.

Terry Smith.

P.S: How are you doing? And how is your family? Tell me more about yourself. I want to know more about you as we are going to have a business partnership.

Wanka:
Hello

How are you doing today ? I want you to know that your mail was received and well understood by me. I want you to know that you will be getting your compensation, I want you to understand that the world bank president has made a report that we should release the compensation sum of (5,000,000,00) five million to you.

I want you to know that all we need here is your faithfulness and honesty, know that why your name was among the list of the people that the world bank president is compensating is because the ANTI-FRAUD INTERNATIONAL MONITORING GROUP found your email among the people that have been scam, I want you to know that in this processing of making this transaction you are advise to always give us urgent response.

victim form, your information.

You are advised to fill the form correctly to avoid error in the compensating processing.
Surname::
Other Name::
Address::
Nationality::
Date of Birth::
Place of Birth::
Marital Status::
Sex::
Phone No::
Id Card::

I want you to get back to me with those information so that we can move on to the next stage, I want you to also know that you have to be honesty with us and i want you to understand that you need to keep thanking the world bank president for this offer, I want you to understand that we will be giving out offer to every email sent to us.

Understand that in this transaction we are about to make you keep notice of every email sent to you in order not to make mistakes, I once again congratulate you for the offer being given to you.

Thanks.
Mr. Walker Brown........................

Terry:
My Brother. You copy pasted your lasr message. Did you understand what I wrote to you at all? Please be serious with me going forward.

Here is my information:

NAME: Mr. Terry Smith

ADDRESS: REDACTED

OCCUPATION: Retired

AGE: 75 Years Man

MARITAL STATUS: REDACTED

GENDER: Male

TELEPHONE NUMBER: REDACTED


Hope you can hurry in processing my funds. I await your reply. Do actually write a proper message to me next time as I have done for you.

Are you going to tell me a bit more about yourself?

Regards.

Wanka:
Hello Terry.

I want you to know that I got your mail and that it is well understood.

I want you to understand that your money is programmed into a debit card, I want you to know that this debit card is programmed in your name and the debit card PIN numbers are sent along with your debit card.

I want you to know that a document will be sent. This document was documented in your Name. This document states that you are the legal owner of this ATM card.

I want you to look under this email for the document listed on your behalf.

(WANKA BROWN SENDS A FAKE CERTIFICATE!)

Terry:
Good afternoon brother Walka Brown. I have received your message very well.

Although I have noticed that your reading comprehension skills are not very good, I appreciate that you have taken the time to forward my certificate to the appropriate authorities.

I am expecting the 5 Million euros very soon, we are doing business as men. I am a 75 years man you see and am very serious about this transaction.

I asked you to tell me a little bit about yourself. This is the third time my brother.

I know you are not a stupid man, but I suspect that you are a very well learned and trustworthy person, who understands the finer points of communication.

Now listen to me and respond promptly.
I want you to give me information on how we are to proceed going forward.

What is the process of collecting my scam compensation money? Where are you keeping my money?

The other thing I found quite strange was that another man by the name of Emeka Emefiele has been in contact with me regarding a very similar deal.

Mr Emefiele has also offered me compensation. He claims to work in your department as a head of the Anti Fraud office.

So tell me, who should I be talking to about this deal so that I receive my money as soon as possible?

Is it you or Emeka Emefiele who will send me my atm card with 5 Million Euros?

I would appreciate that you actually take the time to read and respond clearly to this matter.

Don't just send me a generic respond, as you have done numerous times during our correspondence.

And something else. I know you "want" a lot of things from me, particulary my understanding of your business proceedings, however I wish you to address me with respect from now on.

We cannot have everything we want in life, my good brother. So lets be friends and good business partners.

Let me know the situation of things now and tell me what i need to do.

Sending this message, hoping that you understand what I expect from you as a mature man.

Yours in business.
Serious Man Terry.

Wanka:
Goodday.


I want you to know that your mail was received and well understood by me.
I want you to know that you will get your five million as soon as possible.
Im walker Brown. I work with the compensation organization.
I want you to know that I am a faithful person and I have human feelings, I will always do my best to make sure that I put a smile on people's faces by helping them.
I want you to know that your five million is ready to be delivered to you, I also want you to understand that your five million is programmed inside an ATM card and the delivery agency will deliver the ATM card to you as soon as possible, I want you to know that you can only withdraw 7,000,00. daily from this ATM card, You can also transfer any amount to your own personal account if you wish.
I want you to know that you have to stop replying to emails from Emeka Emefiele, Because Emeka Emefiele is a scam.

Notice:

I want you to know that there is a fee you have to pay before you can receive your five million ATM card, I want you to understand that you have to pay for the delivery and activation of your ATM card. These two fees will cost you the sum of 1,250.

Thanks.

Terry:
Good evening.
Mr Walter Brown, I have read your latest email and I have some questions for you.

I want you to know that I am a business man. I want you to understand that I am a charitable, compassionate, honest man.

But I want you to know most of all that I am a no bullshit man. So answer the following:

Now the first question is: Are you a serious man? I know your name is Walter Brown, from the Anti Fraud Division. Are you ready to do the business?

Secondly: Emeka Emefiele says that you are also scam. He told me to stop replying to you as well. So who is a scam? Which one do I trust?

Please clear this up for me as I want to do business with the right person.

I want you to know that I need these funds. I want you to know that I am retired. I want you to know that I will be in contact with you on a regular basis so I can get my dollas.

I want YOU to understand that I am not a stupid, dense idiot. I speak perfect ENGLISH and you do not need to begin every single sentence from your mouth with silly nonsense things of such.

So stop with the following nonsense if you can in future replies to me:

"I want"
"I want you to know"
"I want you to Understand"
"I also want you to do this or do that"
"I want"

It is a rude, selfish and belittling way to talk to a 75 years man like me who is old enough to be your father.

Do you understand? Ok now we can move on with other things. The ATM Card.

Can you make the fees cheaper? I am not a rich man by any means. I expect that we can reach a suitable agreement on a better price. 1250 is too much.

I don't even know if you are talking about dollars, euros or pounds.

Please be specific. Now I'm going to bed. It is getting late, so get back to me when you have read and understood everything here.

I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME!

I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY MONEY

I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT AM NOT A STUPID MAN.

Lastly:

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AWAIT YOUR PROMPT HONEST REPLY AS MEN.

Good Night and God Bless.
Terry Ben Dover Smith.

Wanka:
Hello Terry.

Your mail was received and well understood by me.

I have sent you your document, Well I have told you everything and I have proven to you that I am here to help you with your five million Dollars $5,000,000,00 ATM card.
I told you that Emeka Emefiele is a scam. I am telling you this because I don't want you to be a victim of scam again.
I have really tried my best to make you understand me.
Stop sending mails to Emeka Emefiele because he has nothing to offer you.

I have the pictures of your ATM card.

Thanks.

Terry:
Dear Mista Brown Wanka. Thank you for your email. I am in receipt of your email and your contents are well understood.

Also I wish to thank you for comprehending my previous requests. Your brain is being exercised very well. The penny finally dropped, so now I hope you will live a long and happy life.

You have now sufficiently proven to me that you are worthy to do the business and that you are not a stupid man, rather a mature and willing to accept his mistakes man.

I wish to inform you that am also not stupid man. Im sure you know this already my good brother.

Emeka Emefiele is a dirty scamma. I understand now what you are saying. You are not a scamma. Emeka Emefiele is the real scamma in this case.

Thank you for being honest and proving yourself to MY SATISFACTION, as you are here to SERVE ME at ALL TIMES whenever I want. You will do what I tell you to do my brother. Especially where the $5 Million is concerned. Now,

I want the picture of my ATM Card as soon as possible. And hurry.

To close for now I have a few further things to ask of you.

I WANT YOUR ID AS PROOF OF WHO I AM DEALING WITH

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM SERIOUS

I WANT YOU TO UNDASTAND THAT IF YOU DO NOT GIMME MY ATM CARD MONIES, I WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

I WANT YOU TO NEVER BE A STUPID MAN IN MY PRESENCE

I WANT THE $5 MILLION DOLLA IN CASH NOT ATM.

And Finally, Have a blessed and wonderful day until our next BUSINESS meeting.

Your Brother Terry.

(That's all for now. Just waiting for the Wanka to respond

Take care!

"Gala" Mugu Hunta.





Hello again Mugus. The Incompetent Wanka Brown has responded with handwritten form slip of ATM CARD...

Mr Terry Smith was not happy about this. Here is the latest from Wanka Brown!


WANKA:
Hello Terry.

Here are the pictures of your ATM card, Your ATM card will be delivered to you immediately after this payment of $1,250.
Understand that you can withdraw the sum of $7,000,00. daily from this ATM card. And you can also transfer any amount from this ATM card to your own personal account.

Thanks.


TERRY:
Thank you very much for the ATM card PICTURE, Mr Wanka.

ITS A WRITTEN NOTE PICTURE, NOT AN ACTUAL CARD!

I WANT YOU TO SEND ME AN EMAIL WITH MY VISA OR MASTACARD CLEARLY ATTACHED.

I DO NOT PICTURE SLIP MY BRUDDA!

I WANT YOU TO DO IT TODAY!

I WANT YOU TO HURRY THIS BUSINESS SO WE WORK AS MEN AND GET THIS DONE!

Cant you just deduct the $1250.00 fee from the $5 Million that you already loaded onto the ATM CARD and then send my fundz?

That would be much eeeeasier for me as I don have a lot of time to go do de bank Transfah.

Not an online man you see. Am cash only man, don do online banking no credit card no steam no GEEFT CAAD NO BANK TRANSFAH NO PAYPALS NO ITUNE NO GOGGLE PLAY NO WALMART NO WALLGREEN NO BITCOIN NO GPAYS NO CAASAPP!!! NO NOTHING!

NOT A TECHNOLOGIEE MAN!
AM 75 YEARS MAN...
I WANT YOU TO UNDASTAND ME TWO OPTION ONLY FOR FUND PAYMENT FEE:
WESTON UNION OR MONI GRAM ONLY MY BRUDDA!

Also:

YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN ME YOUR IDENTIFICATION CARD!

PLEASE SEND ME YOUR ID SO I CAN SEE WHO I AM WORKING WITH. And attach the picture of MASTACAAD AS WELL IN CLEAR PICTURE FOR ME PLEASE!

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I AM WRITING. YOU SKIM OVER 90 PERCENT OF MY EMAILS AND ONLY RESPOND TO 10 PERCENT.

I hope you are not a very stupid man.
I hope you are serious.
I hope you are not playing jokes with me.
I hope you comprehend basic English.
I hope we can continue MY BUSINESS.

SECONDLY: You gave me the card PIN number. So now I want the Card Account Number! Then I can access my fund right now? Then you DEDUCT your COMMISSION FEE from the REMAINING CAAD BALANCE! SIMPLES.

I am no retarded man. I know how much i can transfer and withdraw per day. Stop with that nonsense of such please my good brother.

I understand already that I can transfer my dollas to any personal account. Stop with that nonsense of such please my good brother.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE

I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I AM GETTING PISS OFF

I WANT YOU TO HURRY UP

I WANT MY CARD PICTURES AND YOUR ID CARD AS WELL...

I WANT YOU TO UNDASTAND THAT I HAVE NEVA BEEN MORE SERIOUS.

Your SERIOUS BUSINESS MAN:

TERRY BEN DOVA SMITH.

PS: Please kindly respond prompy. I look forward to continues business negotiation and my MONEY!

That's all for today This guyman is clearly a wheelbarrow pusher or window licker. Hope his brain thins out to satisfy my requests!

See you later on everyone... "Gala".


Wanka came back today:

WANKA:
Hello Terry.

Your mail was received and well understood by me.

I have sent you the pictures of your ATM card, Your ATM card is a mastercard.
I have sent you proofs and I have done my best for you, I can't send you any more proofs and the fee can not be deducted from the ATM card.

Thanks.


TERRY:
What are you talking about? What ATM CAAD?
Mr Wank, I am waiting for my money. What is the situation of things?

WANKA:
Hello Terry.

I want you to know that your mail was received and well understood by me.

I want you to know that your ATM card will be delivered to you any moment from now.

There is a little fee attached to this transaction, You have to pay for the delivery and activation of your ATM card, This two fees are said to be the total sum of $1,550. Your ATM card will be delivered to you immediately after this payment.

Thanks.


TERRY:
Ok i send by moneygram? Do you have reciever details?


WANKA:
You have to make the payment via a bank account.

TERRY:
You dont listen very well. You were told that i do not have a bank account. Pay attention.

I said i am cash only. The only options are western union or money gram. Choose. I will tell you so your small brain can understand.

NO ONLINE BANKING
NO PAYPAL
NO GPAY
NO BITCOIN
NO ELECTRONIC ONLINE TRANSFERS
WIRE TRANSFER ONLY!

Did you get that?? I am 75 years old. Show some respect and understand that i do not have a bank account!
And why is it now $1550 instead of $1250?!


WANKA:
You have to purchase google play gift card of $1,550

(Terry has had enough of this!)

TERRY:
No I dont have to do anything young man. Listen and listen good. You dont seem to understand how this works. I call the shots here. You work for me.

I want you to choose western union or money gram. If you cannot do that, then no dollars for you.

I am an old man. I dont even know what a google player is! You young bucks think they can boss me around. SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT IF YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH ME SON!



WANKA:
You have to try and buy the google play gift card.


TERRY:
Shut the hell up you incompetent moron! You are so fucking stupid. It's like you're just thick as fuck!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU? YOU DO NOT BOSS ME AROUND! IF YOU WANT YOUR MONEY, HURRY UP AND CHOOSE WHICH OF THE TWO OPTIONS YOU WANT!!!

WESTERN UNION


MONEY GRAM


THATS ALL. I WILL NOT BE SENDING YOU CARDS IN THE MAIL. I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOOGLE PLAYERS!

Now you dipshit, make your choice.

(Will update if there is any further contact) 😡😄