Reverend John Deep and the Church of the Holy Lamb
Oct 17, 2021 18:12:38 GMT
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Post by Birlic on Oct 17, 2021 18:12:38 GMT
As you know, from time to time I like to try to bring people on the "right path of Faith". 
This is a new story, it is still in its infancy and I will try to get some faithful people to work for the benefit of the Holy Lamb.
I asked my good friend Linoline to help me with everything that will be needed during the development of this new story with "pyramid and religious scenes".
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Chapter 1 - The beginning of the story
- my old character Robert receives daily messages from scammers proposing "business of millions" with huge profits.
- after Robert answers chaotically for a few weeks, he finally agrees to make the required payments...
- of course, the church accountant (that young Gerry) takes care of the financial part.
- Gerry immediately understands that the proposal is a scam. LOL!
- Gerry tries to convince the scammer to cooperate and together they steal the church money.
- Gerry immediately understands that the proposal is a scam. LOL!
- Gerry tries to convince the scammer to cooperate and together they steal the church money.
The characters: (the list will be updated in real time)
Dr. Anthony Stievensoon / Cleiment Zooman / Reverend John Deep - the scammer
the old senile Robert - Birlic
Gerry (the accountant of the church) - Birlic
sister Dave (the secretary of the church) - Linoline
After a first set of messages between my old Robert and the scammer, we finally get to the part where the scammer communicates with Gerry:
Gerry responds to our scammer:
To my surprise, the scammer accepted the proposal immediately (without denying, as most of them do):
Gerry try to explain the opportunity that arises:
The scammer:
Gerry:
The scammer:
Gerry:
The scammer:
Gerry:
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FROM THE DESK OF:
Dr Anthony Stievensoon.
Director / Head of Department.
United Nations Unclaimed. Funds
Dear beneficiary,
IMMEDIATELY APPROVAL AND RELEASE OF YOUR OVER DUE UNCLAIMED FUNDS (US$10,400,000.00).
Due to global COVID-19 pandemic crisis which affected glocal financial economy causing too much hardship and continuous death across so.many countries, the United Nations in collaboration with the World bank came up with an urgent and positive solution to ease the sufferings of beneficiaries that couldn't claim their funds in various financial institutions due to Government policies in such countries.
Is good news that your transaction file is among the first list of beneficiaries who's funds has been approved for payment in October 2021.
Be informed that henceforth this department has been mandated by the United Nations director general to handle the entire process and release of your long unclaimed funds through Standard Chattered Bank UK under my directives and supervision.
As part of United Nations measures to render assistance to be beneficiaries like you, be informed that a 30% ($1,813.05) tax waiver deduction of the earlier British Government tax charges of $6,045.00 has been granted in your favour, therefore you are now advised to pay just 70% of the required tax charges which is now calculated at $4,231.00 only.
Be informed that the process and release of your funds is scheduled to be completed within 7 working days based on your compliance to our directives
We awaits your swift response to enable us advise you accordingly.
Thanks,
Yours faithfully,
Dr Anthony N. Stievensoon.
Director / Head of Department.
United Nations Unclaimed Funds.
Dr Anthony Stievensoon.
Director / Head of Department.
United Nations Unclaimed. Funds
Dear beneficiary,
IMMEDIATELY APPROVAL AND RELEASE OF YOUR OVER DUE UNCLAIMED FUNDS (US$10,400,000.00).
Due to global COVID-19 pandemic crisis which affected glocal financial economy causing too much hardship and continuous death across so.many countries, the United Nations in collaboration with the World bank came up with an urgent and positive solution to ease the sufferings of beneficiaries that couldn't claim their funds in various financial institutions due to Government policies in such countries.
Is good news that your transaction file is among the first list of beneficiaries who's funds has been approved for payment in October 2021.
Be informed that henceforth this department has been mandated by the United Nations director general to handle the entire process and release of your long unclaimed funds through Standard Chattered Bank UK under my directives and supervision.
As part of United Nations measures to render assistance to be beneficiaries like you, be informed that a 30% ($1,813.05) tax waiver deduction of the earlier British Government tax charges of $6,045.00 has been granted in your favour, therefore you are now advised to pay just 70% of the required tax charges which is now calculated at $4,231.00 only.
Be informed that the process and release of your funds is scheduled to be completed within 7 working days based on your compliance to our directives
We awaits your swift response to enable us advise you accordingly.
Thanks,
Yours faithfully,
Dr Anthony N. Stievensoon.
Director / Head of Department.
United Nations Unclaimed Funds.
Fuck you, little african scammer!
The message you are trying to fool old Robert has reached me.
I control his computer and if you want to steal money from him you have to cooperate with me.
So, I'm waiting to see if you decide to cooperate.
Gerry
The message you are trying to fool old Robert has reached me.
I control his computer and if you want to steal money from him you have to cooperate with me.
So, I'm waiting to see if you decide to cooperate.
Gerry
How do you mean by cooperation??
Hi broda,
I know very well that you are just a hungry thief, somewhere in Nigeria, Benin or Togo. If you want to make serious money, you must work with me, but you will have to do what I say to do. I have the client (this fucking oldman Robert), I have a full plan, I have all the required knowledges. I have all!
I work for this senile churchman (brother Robert) who is a good friend of the pastor at one fucking christian church here in Aberdeen (UK). They build churches in Africa (they already have one new church ready in Mozambique). If you are smart and work with me we can make good money from these senile idiots. They are rich and their church has a sponsorship budget. I can help you receive a large sum of money, which we can then share between us.
PS: If you do not want to co-operate, it's okay. You can disappear in silence, as you appeared. Finally I will find another African scammer who wants to work with me. Do not try to warn old Robert, because I control his computer and I have access to all of his messages. I already deleted the warning you sent to him today. Be smart, not stupid. Okay?
I know very well that you are just a hungry thief, somewhere in Nigeria, Benin or Togo. If you want to make serious money, you must work with me, but you will have to do what I say to do. I have the client (this fucking oldman Robert), I have a full plan, I have all the required knowledges. I have all!
I work for this senile churchman (brother Robert) who is a good friend of the pastor at one fucking christian church here in Aberdeen (UK). They build churches in Africa (they already have one new church ready in Mozambique). If you are smart and work with me we can make good money from these senile idiots. They are rich and their church has a sponsorship budget. I can help you receive a large sum of money, which we can then share between us.
PS: If you do not want to co-operate, it's okay. You can disappear in silence, as you appeared. Finally I will find another African scammer who wants to work with me. Do not try to warn old Robert, because I control his computer and I have access to all of his messages. I already deleted the warning you sent to him today. Be smart, not stupid. Okay?
Am impressed with your proposal and ready to cooperate with you so we can share huge money God willing.
In order to commence, I wait to know your modalities or how to work on the man as you said he is a rich man.
Let me know what part you want to me play ?
Cheers
In order to commence, I wait to know your modalities or how to work on the man as you said he is a rich man.
Let me know what part you want to me play ?
Cheers
1) First of all, I need a name for you... to know who I'm talking to. Tell me your name. I don't want you to show me your fucking ID card because I know you're going to lie, but we still have to work together. So, how can I tell you by name?
2) Second, tell me where you live, in what city and in what country? The idiots at the church here in Aberdeen have several branches open in Africa and want to expand. They need a local Reverend to finally appoint him as the Bishop of the other African parishes. In your role, you must claim to be a Christian man who believes in Jesus and who wants to help spread the Faith in Africa and who wants to establish a new parish. I will make sure they accept and convince them that you are the right person for their purposes. It's my job to do this.
The budgets for such operations are huge and I take care of the payments. You will receive the money from the Church through the payments I will make. Then we will share everything fifty-fifty, but I need you to listen to my advice and show these idiots a lot of respect and obedience. They are old but very proud and insist a lot on their fucking stupid rules.
I can assure my part of our deal here in the UK by the payments. I need someone who is smart and secures the other side of the business, there in Africa. You will need to send them some fucking religious traditional pictures, with you and "your people". You will need a few friends to help you with the pictures and you can say that they are the "parishioners" of your parish. In addition to the church's construction budget (which is fucking huge and which I aim to steal together), the Reverend (meaning you) has a monthly salary and some expenses settled by the church.
Think about whether you can handle this and pretend you want to be their Reverend.
Gerry
2) Second, tell me where you live, in what city and in what country? The idiots at the church here in Aberdeen have several branches open in Africa and want to expand. They need a local Reverend to finally appoint him as the Bishop of the other African parishes. In your role, you must claim to be a Christian man who believes in Jesus and who wants to help spread the Faith in Africa and who wants to establish a new parish. I will make sure they accept and convince them that you are the right person for their purposes. It's my job to do this.
The budgets for such operations are huge and I take care of the payments. You will receive the money from the Church through the payments I will make. Then we will share everything fifty-fifty, but I need you to listen to my advice and show these idiots a lot of respect and obedience. They are old but very proud and insist a lot on their fucking stupid rules.
I can assure my part of our deal here in the UK by the payments. I need someone who is smart and secures the other side of the business, there in Africa. You will need to send them some fucking religious traditional pictures, with you and "your people". You will need a few friends to help you with the pictures and you can say that they are the "parishioners" of your parish. In addition to the church's construction budget (which is fucking huge and which I aim to steal together), the Reverend (meaning you) has a monthly salary and some expenses settled by the church.
Think about whether you can handle this and pretend you want to be their Reverend.
Gerry
Hi Gerry,,
I received your recent mail and content therein understood.
With regards to your questions, my name is Cleiment Zooman, am 50yrs a Christian and I live in Dakar Senegal west Africa,
Sure I can play the role very well as you have advised, will adhere to there rule a s directives just in order to achieve our goal, meanwhile I accept the 50/50 share ratio.
So if you are ready, we can swing into action asap hence time is essential. We have to jointly come up with a well drafted church building project proposal, therefore after you handle it from the inside.
I await your quick response.
Many thanks,
Cleiment.
I received your recent mail and content therein understood.
With regards to your questions, my name is Cleiment Zooman, am 50yrs a Christian and I live in Dakar Senegal west Africa,
Sure I can play the role very well as you have advised, will adhere to there rule a s directives just in order to achieve our goal, meanwhile I accept the 50/50 share ratio.
So if you are ready, we can swing into action asap hence time is essential. We have to jointly come up with a well drafted church building project proposal, therefore after you handle it from the inside.
I await your quick response.
Many thanks,
Cleiment.
Good morning Clement!
The story is simple and I will try to be as clear as possible. I'll try to give you some details:
- I am the accountant of the Church of the Holy Lamb in the UK (the website of the Church)
- I control their computers so I came up with a plan to get some money from the church.
- The church is run by some fucking old, naive but very proud rich idiots. They have few african branches and are constantly looking to open new ones. Each branch has a development budget and monthly salaries.
My plan is this:
- You will claim that you are a very faithful man and that you have only heard good things about their church.
- You will say that you want to become a member of their congregation and help them spread the seeds of the Faith in Africa.
- You will write a message in this regard, exactly as I told you and you will send it to the old Robert Zalee. He is one of the elders of the church and is friends with Chancellor Eduard (their local chief).
- I will take care to convince Robert that you are a man who deserves their attention... so that Robert can talk to Chancellor Eduard and they will accept that you "open" a branch of the church in your city.
- You will need to sign some documents, you will have to send them some fucking religious pictures and do whatever it takes to become a member of the church and then to be appointed as their Local Reverend.
- Once you have been appointed Reverend, we will begin to make the necessary payments to the budget and pay your salaries (as Reverend's) and those of your few "apostles." You will need some friends to help you, but you can give them some money after we start paying salaries. I make all the payments, so there will be no problem.
That's the plan, and if all goes well, then we can rely on an annual budget of $25-30,000 and monthly salaries (for you and your "apostles") of $800-1,200. I will make the full payment of the budget and I will pay also the salaries for 12 months (this is the usual procedure for them). All the money will end up in one bank account that you will have to indicate to me, and after that we will share it between us. Yes, my proposal deal with you is 50-50. I take 50% of all the money, and you will split the rest (your 50% share with your friends).
You understand? Is there anything you want to ask?
Gerry
The story is simple and I will try to be as clear as possible. I'll try to give you some details:
- I am the accountant of the Church of the Holy Lamb in the UK (the website of the Church)
- I control their computers so I came up with a plan to get some money from the church.
- The church is run by some fucking old, naive but very proud rich idiots. They have few african branches and are constantly looking to open new ones. Each branch has a development budget and monthly salaries.
My plan is this:
- You will claim that you are a very faithful man and that you have only heard good things about their church.
- You will say that you want to become a member of their congregation and help them spread the seeds of the Faith in Africa.
- You will write a message in this regard, exactly as I told you and you will send it to the old Robert Zalee. He is one of the elders of the church and is friends with Chancellor Eduard (their local chief).
- I will take care to convince Robert that you are a man who deserves their attention... so that Robert can talk to Chancellor Eduard and they will accept that you "open" a branch of the church in your city.
- You will need to sign some documents, you will have to send them some fucking religious pictures and do whatever it takes to become a member of the church and then to be appointed as their Local Reverend.
- Once you have been appointed Reverend, we will begin to make the necessary payments to the budget and pay your salaries (as Reverend's) and those of your few "apostles." You will need some friends to help you, but you can give them some money after we start paying salaries. I make all the payments, so there will be no problem.
That's the plan, and if all goes well, then we can rely on an annual budget of $25-30,000 and monthly salaries (for you and your "apostles") of $800-1,200. I will make the full payment of the budget and I will pay also the salaries for 12 months (this is the usual procedure for them). All the money will end up in one bank account that you will have to indicate to me, and after that we will share it between us. Yes, my proposal deal with you is 50-50. I take 50% of all the money, and you will split the rest (your 50% share with your friends).
You understand? Is there anything you want to ask?
Gerry
Dear Gerry,
I have carefully gone through your mostl recent mail and the church web site you forwarded. I quite understand my role in this business deal.
I want you to understand that the first rules of business deals is SAFETY, therefore the process will be 100% safe to both parties. Be informed that the name I will use for this job is Reverend John Deep , also I have already registered a new email address with the above name purposely for direct communications with Robert and his colleagues. If Robert receives a mail from the above email address just know it is from me bearing the Rev. John Deep.
Be rest assured that I will play my part execellently but mostly importantly your directives and guild is what I need to do a perfect job.
Thanks for bringing this great opportunity deal.
I wait to hear from before I will send the proposal to Robert.
Cheers.
Cleiment.
I have carefully gone through your mostl recent mail and the church web site you forwarded. I quite understand my role in this business deal.
I want you to understand that the first rules of business deals is SAFETY, therefore the process will be 100% safe to both parties. Be informed that the name I will use for this job is Reverend John Deep , also I have already registered a new email address with the above name purposely for direct communications with Robert and his colleagues. If Robert receives a mail from the above email address just know it is from me bearing the Rev. John Deep.
Be rest assured that I will play my part execellently but mostly importantly your directives and guild is what I need to do a perfect job.
Thanks for bringing this great opportunity deal.
I wait to hear from before I will send the proposal to Robert.
Cheers.
Cleiment.
OK Cleiment,
I wrote down your name and I'll put your email address on the "white list". That old idiot Robert gets dozens of messages from scammers every day, so I have to delete many of them. Please tell me if you have contacted him before, under another name.
Starting tomorrow, I'll wait for you to send him a good letter of intent. Keep me posted (I'd better be in BCC). After he receives your first message, I will do my best for him to reach the great Cardinal Eduard and I will try to convince the crazy old churchmen to invest in you and in the new parish that you will promise to develop there..
If all goes well, we can move on and finish the plan together. I know these old idiots and I know how to influence them, but I'll need you "on the other side." You must have a small group of friends by your side who will play the role of your "apostles." They will help you create the image of a man with leadership qualities who can establish a new branch of the church in Africa.
Gerry
I wrote down your name and I'll put your email address on the "white list". That old idiot Robert gets dozens of messages from scammers every day, so I have to delete many of them. Please tell me if you have contacted him before, under another name.
Starting tomorrow, I'll wait for you to send him a good letter of intent. Keep me posted (I'd better be in BCC). After he receives your first message, I will do my best for him to reach the great Cardinal Eduard and I will try to convince the crazy old churchmen to invest in you and in the new parish that you will promise to develop there..
If all goes well, we can move on and finish the plan together. I know these old idiots and I know how to influence them, but I'll need you "on the other side." You must have a small group of friends by your side who will play the role of your "apostles." They will help you create the image of a man with leadership qualities who can establish a new branch of the church in Africa.
Gerry
Starting tomorrow we will continue with the classic scenario:
- Gerry introduces Sister Dave (the church's secretary) to the game,
- Reverend Deep must agree to become a member of the church,
- Sister Dave will explain all the necessary steps,
- only after the scammer goes through all the steps necessary for admission, he will be called Reverend Local and Gerry will be able to make the payments.
- during the admission procedures, a valuable package sent with one of the transport companies with great reputation will make everything much more exciting.
- Gerry introduces Sister Dave (the church's secretary) to the game,
- Reverend Deep must agree to become a member of the church,
- Sister Dave will explain all the necessary steps,
- only after the scammer goes through all the steps necessary for admission, he will be called Reverend Local and Gerry will be able to make the payments.
- during the admission procedures, a valuable package sent with one of the transport companies with great reputation
will make everything much more exciting. We will keep you up to date.
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