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Post by Fred on Oct 27, 2021 21:59:53 GMT
Besides my straight baits I have three romance scammers on the hook. Here is a small section of the mails I have sent. Each one is their normal scam - money for visas, flight tickets etc. I will bore you with those but I have sent some replies using lines from love songs. I have found a love song radio channel and use a line from every song I hear, in order. Good, bad, even repeated. The lines are in bold. Here's a couple
Dear Valentina
How are you today? I have, just, got my computer back. There was something wrong with, what they call, the hard drive. I don't know a lot about computers but they changed it. I'm glad they saved all our letters and your photos on it.
You have changed my life too. When we meet people will look at us and wonder how someone as beautiful is next to me.
Let me love you. I want to be with you forever. I feel like a new man.
If you are ready to meet then I am. When shall we do it? I guess it's time to do it. I want you for good. This feeling inside is a little bit funny. I want to buy a big house where we both can live. I hope do you mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is now you're in my world. You may say I'm crazy but my heart beats quicker when I think of you. Please hurry to reply!!!
Yours forever
Fred
Hello Olga
I hope you are well.? It is good news that Agafia's son is buying the tickets, for her, tomorrow. I will help you in any way I can. There's nothing I wouldn't do to make you feel my love. Is it me your looking for? I am an old man and you deserve better. When you are in love with a beautiful woman it's hard. And you are a very beautiful woman. Thank you for the the photos. I can see it in your smile and see it in your face that we should be together and stick together.
Love is the drug that we both should share. I have never felt like this before. When we meet we'll have the time of our life and I swear it's the truth. I can't help falling in love with you. Some things are meant to be. When we meet I'll give you flowers and hold your hand. It will be a perfect day because I'm crazy for you. At night I'll kiss you under a thousand stars.
Reply soon
Your
Fred
Part of another letter to Olga
I want to be part of your life and I feel that the chemistry between us will be good. When were you thinking our meeting should happen? My love for you is very special. (that was an easy one) Let's make our meeting as soon as possible. You've exploded in my heart.
There's a place for us and we'll find it. Does an angel contemplate my fate. Let that angel be you.
All my love
Fred
Hello Ekaterina.
Thank you for another letter that shudders my heart.
You ask if I would like to wake up and see you. Nothing would give me more pleasure. You only know you've been high when you're feeling low. It's a high I want forever!!
I did ask you to send me a recording of your voice saying nice things to me. I want to take the thoughts of your words when I go sleep and until I wake up. I hope you are not playing with me. I do not my heart broken. I am old and you are beautiful. You know that I'll be with you. Who will love you? ME. I think we have something special.
I have told you how I feel about you. Only you can set my heart on fire.
There's nothing I wouldn't do to make you feel my love. (again- It came on twice)
I am looking forward to your next letter and to hear your voice
Your Fred
Hello Ekaterina
You never know where our relationship will go but I can see that there is not much of a future with someone as old as me. You are too beautiful. I am so excited by your beauty. I hope we can still send each other letters and keep this relationship going. What do you think? I will dream of you and awake thinking of you. You are always on my mind, Valentina. Are you the one I have been searching for? I can't wait to hold you in my arms. What do you think. I'm sorry for shouting that out. May you get all that you wish for.
> Your Fred
There's more to put up but I'm tired and I want to go to bed-FRED
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Post by Linoline on Oct 28, 2021 9:08:23 GMT
This is a really good idea. I might use this tactic one day. Sometimes I can't think of romantic lines to feed my pets because all I want to do is shout "go fuck yourself you pathetic piece of scum" (that's the censored version), but that doesn't really serve my purpose.
Country songs can be an inspiration as well. Try and see
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Post by Fred on Oct 28, 2021 16:54:38 GMT
I hate listening to country music but I gave it a go
My Valentina,
I hope you are good? Thank you for your beautiful letter.
I would like to see you soon. I wish I was with you tonight. I think of you every working hours from nine to five. I am looking forward to seeing you face to face. If you need to get the FPS. I will help you. Whatever it takes to see you.
I'm sure that I will like Marina but this is about us. It's nice that she supports you. I have burning love for you. There's is nothing you can do that will stop me thinking about you.
Flights are very safe, now. You say that the 'Iron birds' makes millions meet and have happiness. When your leaving on a jet plane you will be getting nearer to me. I've just got to talk you in person. My heart is aching for you and is falling apart. No silver thread and golden needles can mend this heart of mine. ONLY YOU CAN. Every night when I go to sleep and dream, you were always on my mind. Let me lie down beside you and let me give my life to you. I would love to be that orchid that you greet every morning.(that's not a song. Just reply to their stupid script) I will always love you. In case you didn't know, I'm crazy about you. ( I haven't put this yet. I'm not sure that it's not subtle enough. What do think?) When you come to my country we can make sweet music together. (see what I did there?) lol
Your Fred
It would be better if they lived in Alabama!!!
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Post by Pricky on Oct 28, 2021 17:16:06 GMT
"I didn't cry today...blah-blah-blah-blahhhh"
(Typical country song lyric)
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Post by Admin on Oct 28, 2021 17:55:09 GMT
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Post by Fred on Oct 28, 2021 19:14:10 GMT
Looks like I'll have to do some ass kissing. Mind you, the music is growing on me. I'll be line dancing next. lol
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Post by Admin on Oct 28, 2021 19:34:30 GMT
The last time I've line danced was in 6th grade. Two-stepping, on the other hand...  |
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Post by Fred on Oct 29, 2021 17:14:56 GMT
I've found another
Hello Olga
I am fine. I cannot believe it is nearly winter because the sun has shone a lot and I wont let the sun go down on me and you. I hope you and Agafia are well. You look so good in your photos.
Thank you for your letter. They always please me.
What part of Germany does Agafia's children live and what will you do when she's gone. By the way, when, when does she go?
I can't wait for our meeting. You are the love of my life and I don't want to lose you. I have nothing if I don't have you. Even when I dream of you my sleeping is easier.
I miss you as though we've already met and you have done. I'll want you back for good. Everybody hurts, sometime. Please don't hurt me. Whatever you want to do is alright by me. People fall in love in mysterious ways. I want to take you into loving arms and lay your head in my beating heart. When we go out at night everybody will turn their heads and notice the beautiful lady next to me. Let that lady always be you. Our two worlds would collide and no one will never tear us apart. I've been alone with you inside my head. Let's make it real. Don't forget my voice message in your next letter.
Your, Fred
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Post by Fred on Nov 2, 2021 13:07:55 GMT
We have a radio station called Planet rock so I thought I would use rock songs that I heard. When I went out Alexa had changed the station TWICE. Hence there is a Mommas and Poppas song and a Neil Diamond one. BTW In the UK we spell it grey not gray. I think I'll try music of the decades, next, starting with the 50's
Dear Valentina,
Thank you for your lovely letter. How was your journey? (does it count if it's a band?)
It is really good news that you are near the Embassy. Just soldier on. You have worked really hard to make our meeting happen. I hope you will have your visa soon. This will make our meeting will be nearer! I would prefer a longer letter when you get home but you can write to me at the internet-cafe, also.
It must be very cold, where you are. It is cold here. All the leaves are brown the sky is grey. You have really done a lot of hard work to make our meeting possible. In the name of love it will be worth all of your effort. I was made for loving you baby.
I hear the children playing because the children are on holiday and while schools out I also see them and imagine we could have some together. What do yo think?
They say that love dies young but I am old and the love in me is greater than ever. One thing I am sure of is we will be together today and every day when we meet. How did you travel there?
I can imagine you touching me touching you.
You have made a spark in my heart and I want it lasts all day and all of the night. You have captured my heart and if you want it come and get it.
I look forward to you to your letters,
With hugs and kisses,
Fred
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Post by Fred on Nov 4, 2021 16:00:52 GMT
I hadn't heard from Olga for a while. ( she probably doesn't like music lol) With advice, from Linoline, she came back and I gave the full force of 50's song lines. I'm getting braver with using lots.
Hello Olga
It is nice that you are back in my life. You were always on my mind. What was the reason you didn't write to me? I thought you had gone forever. I cried a river over you. You were meant for me. I thought the dream had ended.
My day, Thursday, is very boring because I have no carer until next Wednesday. I can't wait to tell her, Joy, that you are with me again.
I keep close watch on this heart of mine don't steal it. If I was made of wood I would be easy to break but I haven't got a wooden heart so it would be hard, for others, to break but my heart could be broken by YOU.
I feel deeply for you. I never wanted you more. I feel like a teenager in love and I keep you in my mind both day and night.
When is Agafia going to Germany? (A bit of real text)
I'm in love and I'm all shook up over you. It's a warm, funny feeling. If I could get out of my wheelchair I could imagine us dancing cheek to cheek. I used to love dancing. But, now, I love you and I always will. When I think of you a thousand violins begin to play.
It is getting colder and darker earlier. Winter is here already. I hope I can see you in the summer and you'd let the sun shine bright on my happy summer home, here in Somerset. Will there be rainbows day after day? How long do you want to spend with me? I'll get misty just holding your hand. Horses couldn't stop me from being with you. When you depart that'll be the day that I'll die with the pain of you leaving.
The photos you send me are very sexy. Oh, baby, that's what I like. I want you in my arms. Whenever I want you all I have to do is dream. Make that dream come true. You have made my life complete. I want to share magic moments filled with love. I believe you could catch a falling star and put it in your pocket and on a starless night you can make it bright again with that pocket full of star light. You light up my life. ( ok. One 70's song)
Write soon, please!!!!!
Yours forever Fred
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Post by Linoline on Nov 4, 2021 18:30:16 GMT
I'm swooning over fred.. he's so poetic
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Post by Fred on Nov 8, 2021 16:41:56 GMT
And the 60's. I'm not sure if the non English will get all the lines. Mind you, not all the English will get all the lines.
Hello Olga
I feel good, today. And you? Once again, I spent the weekend at my uncle's, in London. We'll see all the sights of London. Buckingham Palace, Big Ben, Tower Bridge and all the streets of London. What would like to see?
Our meeting is soon and it's something I'm looking forward to and dream of all day. I'm a a day dream believer. This loneliness won't leave me alone. It is hard to be in my position, begin disabled and unable to speak. I love because you understand me. I will love you till I die.
I look at all the lonely people and it makes me think that we could be one. Let's stay together. Let's not a good thing die. There's something between us. I don't know what it is but I can't bear it anymore. Your love keeps on lifting me higher.
My daring, I've hungered for your touch. God, speed your love to me. Who would have believed you came along into my life. When will you be here. Ain't no mountain high enough to keep you from loving me. I need you so bad. I'll say a little prayer for for you to hurry to me. I'm so tired of being alone all by myself.
I need your love. Somerset is so beautiful on such a winters day as today. It's cold and cloudy, here but it still looks pretty. I'll be warm in your arms. When I think of you sweet music fills my head. The smell of your perfume will stay with me forever.
I'm hurting so bad because you're not with me. Soon you will be. Nothing will ever happen to you as long as you stand by me and let me protect you from all the bad things in the world. I want you to stay with me forever. Will my heart go on beating when you say good bye? We'll be so happy together. I will never find another you. Some things are meant to be. Your photos of you a beautiful, the look of love is in your eyes. I feel good thinking of you next to me. Bring your sweet loving to me. Cant you see that I'm lonely. Rescue me and some day you'll be kisses and hugging with Fred.
Hugs and kisses
Your Fred
Sent with ProtonMail Secure Email.
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Post by Fred on Nov 10, 2021 12:28:38 GMT
My 70's attempt.
Hello Olga
I slept well and also dreamt of you. I always dream of you. Don't you know it's so beautiful it is today when I wake up and think you are next to me. My temperature is getting higher with your burning love. Of course I want you here with me. There's no sunshine when you not around.
You're my first, my last, my everything. When are you going to come down when are you going land? I'll be there. I've finally found where my future lies. Where are you going to stay? There's a nice hotel near me called The Hotel California or would you like to stay with me? It will be a lovely day when we are together. You're more than a woman to me. Is this the real life or is this just a fantasy. You're my best friend and I feel that I can say anything to you. When I wake up in the morning, love and the sun shines in my eyes I think of our meeting. Just one look at you and the worlds alright by me. I thought I would die a lonely man but you'll keep me staying alive. I can't stop this pain inside but love really hurts without you. Sometimes we all need somebody to lean on. Do you know you are the love of my life. I can imagine our meeting. You've got to let somebody love you and let that someone be me. I feel younger talking to you and feel like I did when I was in a younger mans clothes. Are you like me saving all my loving for someone who's loving me. I long to be close to you. I'm so high don't bring me down. I want somebody to love. I cant live if living is without you. It won't be us and them it will be just US!! I was made for loving you, baby. Were you made for loving me? I'm scared that you might like me when we meet. I hope this is not true or am I just paranoid?
Please hurry soon
Your darling, Fred
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Post by Admin on Nov 10, 2021 16:59:26 GMT
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Post by Fred on Nov 11, 2021 21:56:40 GMT
^^^ I meant to say NOT. Doh!!
And now the 80's. Next I'm going to take lines from a singe group or artist. Beatles, Billy Joel etc. Even Paul Weller for Mr P. (or any ideas)
Hello Valentina
I haven't been too well and have spent most of my time in bed. I'm ok now and I knew you were waiting for me to write back to you. I'm looking forward to our first meeting. You're simply the best. I'm stuck on your heart. I hang on every word you say in your letters. I'll wait for you. I'll be anything you want me to be and in turn don't be a sledge hammer to me and break my heart. We've got hold on to what we've got. I hope our relationship may be forever. Baby, you're all that I want. When I wake up, well I know I'm going to be the man who wakes up next to you. Love lift's us up to where we belong and we belong together. When we see eye to eye ,that one moment in time should last forever. I'm still worried about me being old and you being a pretty young thing. You're like a sweet child of mine. You make my dream come true. I've never knew love before. You are the wind beneath my wings. Words don't come easily, like, I love you. In my life there's been heartache and pain. I want feel what love is, I know that you can show me. Ain't nobody love me better, makes me feel good, makes me feel this way. I'm saving all my love for you. I count the seconds till we meet. Time after time I'll be waiting for you. I want to love you feel you and wrap my arms around you. I'm so excited about our meeting. I toss and turn I cant sleep at night. I hope you love is real and not a tainted love. I want to break free from this wheelchair and walk with you. I have told you, many times. how much I love you, in very short time. You can't hurry love. It grows like a flower and we should bloom as one. (my line)
see you very soon.
Love Fred
Removed full quotes of 2 above Posts. Consolidated double Post into this one.
Mr P :-)
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Post by Linoline on Nov 11, 2021 22:05:32 GMT
How can they stay hooked if you send them only stuff like this... It's amazing!
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Post by Fred on Nov 11, 2021 22:18:35 GMT
^^^ I was afraid of burning them but I'm amazed they stay hooked too. They always reply though
Quoting of Posts. Unnecessary use of this facility can clutter up Threads and make them less enjoyable to read. Please, don't quote Posts unless it is far above in the Thread and then just quote the few words that you are replying to/commenting on. If the Post you wish to quote is directly above, just precede your Post with ^^^
Mr P :-)
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Post by Honey Sis on Nov 22, 2021 17:40:39 GMT
"I hate listening to country music"<= you're not the only one(beatles?Lennon)- Maybe Rose Garden/ Lynn Anderson? Fred- 80'ies=> Wham/ last Christmas ( I gave you my heart)/ I just called to say I love you/ Stewi Wonder ? You make me feel mighty real/ sylvster (1978)/ Jimmy Sommerville. Don't leave me this way / Jimmy Sommerville./ Gloria Gaynor? - I've forgotten them
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Post by Fred on Nov 23, 2022 16:23:20 GMT
And now the Beatles.
I laughed at this while writing it so I didn't mind doing some work. I think the work is greater doing romance scams but now it's there to c/p after removing some things
Hello Olga.
How are you? Thank you for your letter. I didn’t reply straight away because I have been very ill. I have been in hospital for a few days and there is no internet there. Yesterday I felt better. It’s not that I won all that money, with the lottery ticket you bought me. Money has never been a problem to me. I was supposed to contacted by the lottery company’s lawyer’s but I’ve had no letter from them. I have been thinking about our relationship an imagine us being together forever.
One of my hobbies is swimming. Not being able to walk it gives me the freedom to use my legs. How do feel about swimming with me? I can picture yourself by a boat on the river, rowing over to me and swimming together.You are a beautiful dolphin and I am the walrus. I must lose more weight!!! We would dive to the bottom of the water to the octopuses garden.
I want to hold your hand and spend the rest of my days with you. Nothings going to change my world but you baby. I look at all the lonely people and think of us being one. I love you. Love me do you?
You said you haven’t had sex in a while but it’s something I could put right. We would twist and shout and come together.
It is really sad, to hear, what has happened to your country. I went to Russia a long time ago. I wish I was back in the U.S.S.R and I’d tell them to give peace a chance. I see something in your pictures that makes me love you more. In my life there is no one like you. I thought nothings going to change my world but you came Since my cancer my life changed. I would love to walk, run and drive. I still have my car. It’s a 2020 Bentley. You would look good in it. If you can, baby you drive my car. You are so wonderful. I believe you could do anything. You could take a sad song and make it better. Write to me soon. My letter is very long long but you are worth every sentence. I should start writing short stories. I could become a paperback writer.
Lots of love
Your Fred
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Post by stellabella on Nov 23, 2022 16:41:29 GMT
Nice one Fred! You got quite a few tracks in there.
Good to see you back at it!
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Post by LittleBrat on Nov 23, 2022 22:36:26 GMT
Damn, I'm so old i recognize almost every song here... Yes I'm a country fan, but also love the oldies and Rock as well as punk. Ive gone thru the generations like a fart in the wind..
Great job weaving all the lyrics into the paragraphs of sucking up love..
You did forget one lyric lmao and it's.... Get down on it!!!
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Post by Fred on Nov 24, 2022 10:44:40 GMT
Yes!! 'get down on it' will be in my new one. I've had 2 request so far and when (if) I get more I'll included it. Thanks
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Post by Fred on Dec 7, 2022 11:01:06 GMT
David Bowie
Hello Olga
Thank you for you lovely letter. I am trying to sort out the winnings. You wanted to keep you informed of the situation. I feel under pressure to make everything right so we can meet. My carer, Joy, will sort everything out.
On my way to the funeral I felt very ill. I flew back the next day. I spent the past few days in bed so I missed the ashes to ashes dust to dust speech. You have changed my and the changes in me are immense. I thought I would never love again as I first loved my wife. I was at a nightclub She was with her friends.They were pretty young things. I didn’t know she was from the US. I went over to her and she said let’s dance. All the girls were from the US. All these young Americans were beautiful but not as beautiful as you. We got married five years later and we had many golden years together.She changed a lot.That’s why I divorced her. It’s shallow but I kept saying you’ve let yourself go. I hope you don’t mind talking about my ex but I just want to prove how much more I love you than I first did with her When we meet you can tell all about yourself and your beliefs. Things like, is there a God, do ghosts exist or is there life on Mars.Like a night sky needs a star, man needs a woman. If I owned all the clouds in the sky I would sell them all in exchange for your love. I’d be the man who sold the sky for you. If I owned the world I would sell it just to with you, I would be man who sold the world.
With love
Your Fred
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Post by stellabella on Dec 7, 2022 20:03:43 GMT
Woohoo. You got some of the great ones in there Fred!
My absolute fave is Fame (90's remix), playing it now because of you  Even to this day I still love Bowie and his music. |
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Post by Pricky on Dec 8, 2022 19:40:52 GMT
Nice work, Fred.
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Post by sheltontodd on Dec 8, 2022 20:19:23 GMT
But no reference to Major Tom???
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Post by Fred on Dec 12, 2022 11:47:33 GMT
I went to a funeral with my uncle,Tom. He had a commission in the armed forces. He became a Major and we still call him Major Tom.
What do you think?
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Post by Fred on Dec 19, 2022 20:12:09 GMT
I thought 'she' would like to hear from Elton John
Hello Olga
Thank you for your beautiful letter. It’s so nice that you are getting the lottery winnings sorted out. I hope nothing stops meeting. I dreamt of this for a long time so don’t go breaking my heart by stopping it now. It’s little bit funny this feeling inside. I received a letter from a girl called Nikita, Today, who was also from Ukraine. She had seen my profile on the dating site. I will reply to her and tell her that I have found my true love. You’re like a star that shines forever. You’re like a candle in the wind that never can be extinguished. You’re a like a ray of light that never goes dark. You are the sunshine that I want forever and I won’t let the sun go down on me. I’ve finally decided where my future lies. And it’s with you.
I told you that I got divorce. Well, my ex wife, Suzie, has heard about my lottery winnings and the bitch is back. Me and Suzie had so much fun holding hands and skimming stones. She probably heard about it from my care giver, Joy. I’m not sure if I trust that woman any more. We got on so well that not only did I give her power of attorney but many other things too. I would sacrifice any anything for her but not now. I hope she says sorry but I guess sorry seems to be the hardest word for her. I have had a bad weekend. Joy stayed over and took me to a local bar and while were having a drink a fight broke. I know Saturday night’s all right for fighting but Sundays should be nice and peaceful. My friend, Daniel, is on Christmas holidays from his teaching job. He’s travelling, tonight, on a plane. I wish I was on a plane to fly to you. You want to meet me here? I think it’s going to be a long, long, time till I can travel again. He is going to the U.S. Philadelphia I think. I do not like being in my wheelchair. I dream of the day that I’m still standing and you are by my side. I hope that will soon. I love music so when we are together what love song will you sing to me? Your song is the only one I want to hear through your beautiful lips. And when you meet my friend he will be amazed at your beauty. I will think that there's something about the way you look tonight and always. When I go to bed tonight I will think of you. Can you feel the love tonight? I’ll dream of us staying together and having children to keep the circle of life going forever.
Love forever
your Fred
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Post by rob419 on Dec 19, 2022 21:32:29 GMT
Fred that was marvelous 🤣😭😂
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Post by stellabella on Dec 20, 2022 5:00:39 GMT
Very well done Fred <thumbs up>.
Can I put in a request for The Rolling Stones?
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