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Post by Fred on Dec 21, 2022 9:57:59 GMT
Rolling Stones are on their way
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Post by Fred on Dec 23, 2022 15:24:10 GMT
Here they are!!! As requested the Rolling Stones
Hello Olga Thank you for lovely letter. The things you say assure me that you are going to make our meeting happen. I will pay for your ticket and papers. How much do you need and what papers do you require? I'm a man of wealth and taste. You haven't written to me for couple of days and I thought you didn't want to meet me. I nearly had a nervous breakdown. I have many breakdowns. I've had eighteen break downs and I don't want a nineteenth nervous breakdown. I started to drink lots of alcohol to deaden the pain of thinking that I would never hear from you again. I just cant seem to drink you off my mind. You made me feel sad and down. You'd make a grown man cry If I saw a light in the sky I would want to make it dark and paint it black. Only you and you alone can make these feelings fade away.
I can't wait for my friends to meet you. You will brighten up their day with all the beautiful colours that you bring. They will say she's a rainbow after after the storm. I want you next to me. I can't get no satisfaction by myself. I can't until I utter the word " lets spend the night together". And then in the morning I can make coffee for you, Sprinkled with brown sugar and my love. With every new day I'm gonna miss you. I hope we'll be together for ever. I believe that marriage is a shared thing where two lives become one. You will never be under my thumb or I under yours. As I told you before, I no longer have Joy working for me. Mes Wilcox has sent me a new lady called Angie. She is very beautiful. (Fred always ends up marrying his replacement carers) It must be a myth that carers are not beautiful. She has been here today,she has a good sense of humour. She said she would start me up and I'd run all day. She is very funny and I like her. You will like her too when you meet her. Christmas is nearly here but you are not. Please be here soon. Love Your Fred x
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Post by stellabella on Dec 23, 2022 23:16:26 GMT
Thanks Fred. That was great!
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Post by Fred on Dec 30, 2022 15:40:50 GMT
Musicals for her (him) Hello Olga Thank you for your letter. When I wake up the first thing I do is read them. When I do I think oh what a beautiful morning. (Oklahoma) I said I would write to you tomorrow. (Annie) How is your weather? Here it is cold and rainy but the cold never bothered me anyway. (frozen) Lay all your love on me (Mamma Mia) I hope we meet soon because it's a dream that I have. last night I dreamed a dream (Les Miserables)and although it wasn't about you, (six) you always appear. Any dream will do. (Joseph and his Amazing technicolour dream coat)Sometimes I nave a dream of us running in the sand towards the sea. It's a shame I am in a wheelchair and cannot speak. Am I the type of person you want? If I could walk like a man and talk like a man(The Jersey boys) would you love me more? I want to tell you the story of my life. (Shrek the musical) I'm a believer (Shrek) that anything can be cured. I want there to be nobody but us. I'm hopelessly devoted to you. (Grease)You make me feel like I'm walking in the air (The Snowman) and defying gravity.(wicked) What comes next (Hamilton) for us? Shall we stay together forever. (Pretty woman-The Musical) Somewhere there's a place for us. (Westside Story) This feeling I have for you (Wicked)I don't want to let it go. (Frozen) My life is nothing without you. (City of Angels) Some enchanted evening (Sound Pacific)we will be together. There's a light (The Rocky Horror show)that shines (Billy Elliot) when I think of you. Even you can't stop the beat(Hairspray) of my heart getting quicker. You were made for me. (Singing in the Rain) You make me feel like I'm sixteen going on seventeen. (The Sound of Music) You're what I've been looking for. (Highschool Musical) There is No way(six) we will be away from each other. You're never enough (The Greatest Showman) for me. We'll create a whole new world together (Aladdin) You'll see me soon. (Rent) Soon (A little Night Music) we'll be together
Love forever
Your Fred.
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Post by stellabella on Dec 30, 2022 23:42:47 GMT
...and with all musicals, the audience shouts "BRAVO!!"
I'm sure Olga / Oleg appreciates your efforts as well ...and if they don't, I do.
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Post by Fred on Dec 31, 2022 10:34:49 GMT
Thanks. They probably don't read them but it's fun anyway. BTW I've slightly edited it.
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Post by Fred on Jan 4, 2023 11:53:40 GMT
Olga hasn't written back yet. She normally writes back straight away. She probably doesn't like musicals. I'm working on Tamla Motown song titles. I'm running out of ideas. Any suggestions would be appreciated
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Post by stellabella on Jan 4, 2023 12:56:07 GMT
Oooo very good choice Fred . Do you want the titles of songs only or the groups / individuals? Some suggestions: As Olga hasn't replied yet, the perfect question to ask is, "What's going on?" [Marvin Gaye]. There are so many song titles of his alone you could use. These guys have a massive catalog of songs where you will hopefully find what you are looking for.
Stevie Wonder Diana Ross and The Supremes Lionel Ritchie The Commodores
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Post by Fred on Jan 4, 2023 13:49:12 GMT
Anything will do. Groups or individuals. Thank you for The "what's going on" Great!!!!
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Post by rob419 on Jan 4, 2023 14:05:21 GMT
I like how you make the scammers read a full wall of text giving them a taste of their own medicine it's brilliant how you can put all them song tittles all intoo actually understandable message unlike the scammers with their boilerplate template emails that hardly make sense marvelous job Fred 😁
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Post by Fred on Jan 4, 2023 18:16:29 GMT
Tamla Motown
Hello (Lionel Richie) Olga
You haven’t written to me for awhile. What’s going on? (Marvin Gaye) When I read your letters I here a symphony (The Supremes)of angels singing and I smile. It’s a real smile. I never hide behind a painted smile.(The Isley Brothers) You are the sunshine of my life (Stevie Wonder) and I don’t want that sunshine to fade. I heard it through the grapevine (Marvin Gaye)that young girls, from your country, are trying to get money from old men. I don’t believe these rumours are not about you, personally, because you have bought a lottery ticket, for me, and you gave ME the winning money. You are everything (Diana Ross) to me. I hope you are not playing games because a game called love (Four Tops) is not I want. Put yourself in my place,(The Elgins) we have had a relationship that has bloomed quickly. For once in my life I won’t sorrow hurt me. Not like it's me before. (Stevie Wonder)When we meet you can be my girl (Temptations)forever. Everybody that sees you will say “Isn’t she lovely” (Stevie Wonder) I will never want you to leave. I’ll keep thinking I want you back (Jackson 5) and to stop in the name of love.(The Supremes) We can make this an endless love (Lionel Richie & Diana Ross) and start a new family. I cannot start a family on my own. It takes two. (Marvin Gaye & Kim Weston) I am truly in love with you. (Lionel Richie) There’s a war (Edwin Star) in the east. How has this affected you, if at all? I have made my New Year’s resolution (I’m very superstitious) (Stevie Wonder). I drink too much alcohol. I’ve got to give it up. (Marvin Gaye) How did you celebrate the New Year and have you made any New Year resolutions? I went out with my uncle and his friends Abraham, Martin and John. (Marvin Gaye)We got very drunk. I had a severe headache in the morning. I wish you could have been there and I could touch and feel you and you could touch me in the morning (Diana Ross) You can have all I have. Don’t you worry about a thing. (Stevie Wonder) Come to me soon Your Fred
The spacing errors on the real sent message weren't there. It's only when I copy and pasted it to this forum that the spaces appeared. I've tried to edit them out but I couldn't. If you enjoy my letters I hope it hasn't spoiled your enjoyment. [Fixed it for you Fred]
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Post by stellabella on Jan 5, 2023 1:52:47 GMT
Nicely done! I forgot to mention the Isley Brothers, they along with Stevie Wonder and The Commodores were on rotation wherever I went when I was a teenager and were my favourites.
Thanks for bringing back the good memories Fred.
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Post by Fred on Jan 5, 2023 19:40:49 GMT
Thanks for the fix. Last night I was listening to the Motown radio channel, after listening to Mistress Scambait, and realised how many songs I missed. I'll use some when there isn't a war on or it's not new year. Still/The Commodores Just my imagination/The Temptations Upside down/Diana Ross Get ready here I come/The Temptations You've really got a hold on me/Smokey Robinson & The Miracles Third finger left hand/Martha Reeves & The Vandellas To busy thinking about my baby/Marvin Gaye I'm going to (gonna) make you love me/The Supremes You can't hurry love/The Supremes It's a shame/The Detroit Spinners You're all I need to get by/Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell Ain't nothing but the real thing/Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
You are everything/Diana Ross & Marvin Gaye This old heart of mine/ The Isley brothers For once in my life/ Stevie Wonder
Reach out I'll be there /The Four Tops
Heaven must have sent you/The Elgins
I need your loving/The Four Tops Dr my eyes/The Jackson 5 (Should be hard to fit in. I might have to use some lines in the song) ....but I have an idea Farewell is a lonely sound/Jimmy Ruffin
Take me in your arms/Gladys Knight & The Pips Simple game/The Four Tops
You just keep me hanging on/The Supremes I guess I'll always love you/The Isley brothers. Do you love me?/ The Contours All night long/Lionel Richie My next effort will be boy bands. I can only think of Take That, West Life and Boys to men.(Michael Jackson thought that they were a delivery service)
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Post by Fred on Jan 11, 2023 12:31:10 GMT
Olga is back again. I'll use the left over Tamla titles. I'm struggling with boy bands. Any ideas anybody?
The excuse was she was busy over the new year
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Post by stellabella on Jan 11, 2023 14:32:16 GMT
Just a few Backstreet Boys One Direction Boyzone NSYNC The Jackson 5 5 Seconds of Summer New Kids on the Block Jonas Brothers
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Post by LittleBrat on Jan 11, 2023 15:11:33 GMT
Only group i can think of, is the one people love to hate Nickleback.. LOL personally i love their music
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Post by rob419 on Jan 11, 2023 17:27:48 GMT
LittleBRAT I completely agree I never got the internet hate on nickleback I just this second finished listening too photograph 😁 great song
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Post by Fred on Jan 12, 2023 11:26:47 GMT
I don't have enough time to listen to the boy band songs. When I find the time I will do that. I'm not a fan of Nickleback but one of my carers is. (Yes,I really do have carers) So it was quicker to do one band. Hello Olga Thank you for the lovely letter. The things you write show me how much you love me and how we can create a future and a family together. My new year was a reason to drink but as I said before, I'm going to give up the drink. You don't want a drunken slob all over you. Alcohol makes me aggressive and I fight for all the wrong reasons. You ask why I mentioned sending you money. Well, is that you needed a flight tickets and certain papers to come to my country. I want my favourite photograph, of you, to become a reality. How you remind me of my first love when I was only fifteen years old. Her name was Jenny and she was in my class. We would kiss, hug and even smoke in the groundsman's shed. When she didn't want to didn't want to be my girlfriend, any more, I got very upset. That building brought a reminder, every day, of her. I wanted to burn it to the ground and forget everything. I wanted to kill myself. Never again do I want this to happen. Now my true love is far away and soon you'll be in my arms. What are you waiting for? I'd do anything to make our meeting sooner than later. I'd come for you and take you away. You mean more to me than all the money I have. I would give every pound, dollar, pence, dime and nickel back just to have you. Soon, when we stand together we'll be one. I too believe that decisions should be shared and some day we can make them together. This afternoon I went into my workshop, it's been adapted for my wheelchair, and was finishing making a cupboard for my uncle. I hope he likes it. Someday I could make something just for you. What would you like? While I'm in my workshop I think about life and wonder why we are here. There's gotta be somebody who know the answer to this question. Also what I'd do on my last day. I would want to spend it with you. What would you if this were your last day. If everyone cared as much as you do the world would be a better place. My love for you will never fade. I so unhappy with not being able to see you but you're saving me with your love. On Friday when my care giver, Joy, visits me she will take me the doctors. Because I don't walk the nails, on my feet, grow very long and on Monday I accidentally bumped one of my feet into a wall. I have ended up with hangnail and I'm in much pain. It is very late and I must go to bed. It’s too bad you can’t sing me a lullaby. I'll dream of you anyway.
Good night and God bless
Your Prince, Fred.
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Post by LittleBrat on Jan 12, 2023 11:55:49 GMT
Amazing Fred your talents amaze me.. Thanks for doing Nickleback..
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Post by Fred on Jan 17, 2023 21:55:37 GMT
The boy bands wouldn't work because some American and people in other countries didn't know all the bands I wanted to use. Everyone has heard of Micheal Jackson and the Jackson 5 so here we go! Hello Olga (my princess) I have, just, seen your letter having being away for a few days. The words, you write, fill my heart with happiness and it only beats for you. This weekend I stayed at my ex brother in law's, Ben. We spent most of time watching TV. Mostly football, Tennis, horror and thriller movies. We support rival football teams and they were playing each other. They were both on TV so we had a splendid time and, friendly, arguments. I love watching the tennis but I prefer the old players like John McEnroe and Billy Jean-King. The new players have not much personalty. I want to share everything with you. In my bed I want to sleep with you. In my house I want to live with you and in my, old, rocking chair I want to rock with you. I had to go for a medical appointment when I came home, this afternoon. I'm having problems with my sight. I said to my "doctor my eyes are going blurry and are painful" He told me to go to the optician's. I hadn't been to an optician's for a few years. They had a machine that looks inside your eyes. It looked very dangerous. It's not just a chart with the ABC's on it. He said I needed glasses. I suppose it comes to us all. I have been lucky with my eyesight so far. It's not too bad. I look at the man in the mirror and see me becoming a REALLY old man. Not the young person like the way you make me feel. I want this feeling last forever. You can't beat it. When I'm looking through the windows of my house I see children from our local school and think that soon we will have our own. They would be healthy and, like you, they'll be beautiful. We'll have pretty young things all around us. How many children would you like and do you want. Do you wannabe be starting something soon? Everyday I hope you think I've got be there. When we meet we can plan our future. I love you too and I will give all my love to you, and you can all give your love to me and don't stop till you get enough. I will give you love forever and you will never have enough. I just can't stop loving you. When I think about you I get a tingling sensation. Can you feel it too? It's only human nature to love someone and that one is you. The way you make me feel is like I'm floating on air. I remember the first time I saw your photograph and thought how much of a lucky man I am. I love the way you make feel. It's a feeling of euphoria. It doesn't matter where you come from or what you are. American, Russian, British, black or white. All I want is you. I never want to the words "she's out my life" I don't care what other people think about our situation. They say they care about me but I think they don't care about US! I don't care what they say anyway. I feel free at last and now I'll be able to live my life off the wall and not worry about anything ever again. You are not alone. I'll always be with you in my dreams.. One day in your life you'll be with me. Make it happen soon. Remember if you need me hopefully I'll be there in your dreams
Your prince
Fred
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Post by Fred on Jan 24, 2023 17:03:51 GMT
It's getting harder to find musical artists that young and older people would know. Also people from different countries all know so I have come up with a new challenge. I'm going to write a 26 lined letter where the 1st letter of each of each sentence starts with a different letter of the alphabet, in order.
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Post by Fred on Jan 24, 2023 19:52:37 GMT
My A-Z letter Hello Olga
As usual, your letter was beautiful. Being with you is all I dream of. Can you feel warmth in your heart as I do in mine? Don't let this journey end. Every hour I think of you. Friends say how happy I look. Great sounding weekend you had. Have you others coming up? I wish I could share a weekend with you. Joy, my carer, said she had being in contact with Taras about the lottery winnings but their contact had broken down for some reason. Keep our fingers crossed that we will be able to meet soon. Love is what we'll share when we are together. My life would not be the same if I didn't have you in it. Nobody can keep us apart. Over mountains I would climb just to be with you. People are always asking about you. Question after question they ask but I leave them in no doubt that our love, for each other is true. Remember when I told you about my x wife hearing about the winnings? She has been to a solicitor about getting her hands on some. Thank God I'm not married to her any more, Until she wants anything from me I never see her. Vile and hatred woman is she. What would I do without you and the promise that, one day, we will be together for always. X wife you will never be and I will look to the future of our union.You mean everything to me.
z z z z it's time bed.
Your
Fred
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Post by Fred on Feb 5, 2023 12:13:35 GMT
Madonna is next.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Feb 5, 2023 19:05:50 GMT
Bob Dylan is still alive but yet totally forgotten here. Methinks, to this obvious insult, he'll go like: I ain't saying you treated me unkind You could've done better but I don't mind You just kinda wasted my precious time But don't think twice, it's all right
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Post by Fred on Feb 5, 2023 19:41:40 GMT
Hi CerveloS5. I like to try and do titles of songs. I'll look at Bob Dylan. It's a really good one to do.I use lines from songs when I can't fit a title in. On the Madonna one I'm having trouble with 'Don't cry for me Argentina' but I've managed to get some lyrics from it. What song are those Dylan lyrics from? Cheers
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Post by CerveloS5 on Feb 5, 2023 21:10:15 GMT
Just messing with ya. Dylan isn't easy to quote for love lines and even his love songs are a bit too folksy for what you're doing with this thread. That particular song "Don't think twice, it's all right" is essentially a breakup song of sorts, so quite the opposite
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Post by Fred on Feb 10, 2023 15:28:19 GMT
Madonna songs titles. There are two songs that I had to use lines from. Hello Olga
How are you? I said I would write to you today but let me say, first. how beautiful your photos are. I have had them printed and framed. I cherish them deeply. Joy has just gone and she said she hasn't heard anything about the lottery money yet. This afternoon I am going to my uncle's. He will arrive about 3 30. I am very exited because he is taking me to a football match. we are going to watch West Ham play my team, Chelsea. My Uncle supports Arsenal and because they play in red he is called a true red. Chelsea play in blue. Our nickname is the blues so I am a true blue. My uncle has five grand children who call him poppa. Children have different names for their grandparent. I used to call mine Grandy and Grammy. What's do, or did. you call your grandparents? My uncle keeps telling them. "In the old days" They always say "poppa don't preach at us and you know nothing about computers" Every night I thank God I have found you and I always like a prayer to finish my day. I know we will meet soon and I cannot wait to show you all the sights of London and buy you clothes of the latest fashion and are in vogue. I don't know if you are a material girl and like possessions. I am an disabled old man and you are a young and spritely woman. I hope I live to tell you how much I love you when we meet. To justify my love we can share everything together. Good times, bad times, walks, holidays. Just everything!!! Where would you like to go for a holiday? My favourite place is Spain. I love the people, the food, the scenery and the general atmosphere of the country. We could make love on the beach and you can sing me a Spanish lullaby before we sleep. Because of your age I imagine you have slept with some people before. Although I would like a virgin the past doesn't matter to me. I am just crazy for you. It is nice when you say lovely things to me and express yourself. How far are you from the borderline between Russia and the Ukraine? The war rages on and we hear a lot about it on our news. when I get back from my uncle's I must go to my workshop. I am half way through making a bathroom cabinet for my neighbour, Lenny. I've made a groove that the back of the cabinet goes into. I think I may have made to big because the wood at the back doesn't go into the groove.
I am sorry this letter is very long but there's lots i want to tell you. Have I said to much? There's nothing more I can think of to say to you. When we meet you'll just look at me and know that every word is true that I write.
Love
Your Fred
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Post by Fred on Feb 15, 2023 14:01:11 GMT
I've got some Elvis Presley songs ready for Olga but she hasn't written back for a couple of days. It's so funny and I think most people will know them. They are his classics. I've got a new romance scammer. Apart from a little, different, start to the letter, It's back to the start of song titles. I'll have to wait a while because sHe is only at the point of 'thinking about me all the time'. No 'I LOVE YOU' yet.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Feb 15, 2023 14:46:49 GMT
Is this mostly a one-way conversation?
Do they ever respond back to you, putting in some time of their own?
Seems like a wall of text that they can easily ignore or may use some parts that are clever or applicable, on some victim of theirs.
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Post by Fred on Feb 15, 2023 15:11:54 GMT
I don't think they read them at all so it's very much a one way conversation but I enjoy doing them. Romance scammer's always use a script from somewhere so I never worry that they might use it. If they use it a real victim might realise it's song titles but we will never know.
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