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15.15 - Gerry to our scammer:

So, do we have any news from the old Eduard? Today I had some work at the bank, so I didn't go to church anymore and I don't know the details. Please keep me up to date.

I would like to put a little pressure on him so that he doesn't have time to think too much...

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16.25 - The idiot sent me the 2nd message he received from Eduard, with the comment "So what would be my response ? Should I just do it with my knowledge"
- Then, he sent me the registration form (which he received from Sister Dave)... without any comment. Lazy boy!

- Of course I refuse to work harder than him, so I ignored the two messages.

Finally, he wrote me another message:

Did you receive my email ? Why haven’t you respond

Innocent as a child, Gerry responds:

Nope. I have nothing in my Inbox.

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15 minutes later, Gerry writes to our boy:

Only now I looked in the "Spam" folder and saw those 2 messages from you. All right, it means that old Chancellor Eduard has accepted your request and appointed the Secretary Dave to handle with the bureaucratic formalities.
1. Fill out that form as soon as possible and send it back to sister Dave.
2. It would be good for your friends to do the same, because they will be enrolled in the Church. In order to receive a salary (they will be your "assistants", right?) they must of course be part of the community and be members of the Parish.

Of course, dear Reverend Roti will try to avoid working or doing anything that requires effort. I'm sure of this! He would like to sit in a chair and receive money in his account. Obviously this is impossible! (rolling)

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More fun with Roti:

I got reply from Dave and Eduard I was asked to fill some form that’s the latest news

Gerry:

A few minutes ago I replied to your previous message. Didn't get my message?
Here's what I wrote to you about this: <<my previous text>>

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19.11 - Reverend Roti to Gerry... Of course he's lying, but it's still funny.

Sorry for my late response, I got arrested by the police on my way back from work.. The found every of our conversation and extort all my money, I have to find a way to raise some funds to make sure I have a stable light and connection and some food stuff in the house.. Like you said you lived here last year or a year ago, did you get the document I received from sister Dave. I will ask the parishioners to do the same, if you got the pdf do you have any idea about it bcos there are some things that i seems not to understand. I will look into it again, she said a picture to prove of faith just get back to me so I can do them so fast, I should have done this some hours ago if I wasn't caught up by the police

20.56 - Gerry

Sure you do. Just tell me what you don't understand and I'll try to clarify. I have already said that I am not so good at "religion" things, so for some of the aspects we will probably need to ask sister Dave herself. Basically, you have to directly work with her and ask her everything you don't understand. She will be happy to see that you are interested and that you want to learn.

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21.21 - The scammer:

Alright i will reach her hopefully tomorrow morning

Gerry

It's very good. Don't forget to be polite and respectful to her, because her opinion is extremely important and because the old chancellor does nothing without sister Dave knowing and approving. Basically, she runs the office administratively, so we need her to believe that you are devoted to the Faith. You understand?

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20:12 Brother Roti to sister Dave

Hello Sister Dave, how are you doing today ? I’m sorry for my late response I received the document and I will submit it as soon as possible, I hit my leg on the wood bed and been feeling pain. I already told my followers about this plan and also meet up with my parishioners tomorrow so they can also have there’s sent as soon as possible... I’m sorry for my delay

22:29 Sister Dave

Dear brother Roti

It is very good of you to have your parishioners fill out the form as well, because this would have come up during the initiation process as a reverend. First you have to become a member, but once you are in the process of becoming a reverend then your parishioners will have to become registered members as well, so it is very good that you plan ahead and thought of this yourself.
I have a very good first impression of you. It seems like you are a responsible man who is capable of showing leadership and I think the Lord has great plans for you.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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09.12 - Gerry to our moron:

I hope you're already in touch with sister Dave and that you've submitted those forms. I talked to her a little before the morning sermon and she told me that she was waiting for you to send everything today so that you could move on to the next stage as soon as possible. She was impressed with you, so don't miss the opportunity to show how diligent you are and how much their faith means to you. Okay?

It is obvious that the lazy boy did nothing and that he is not used to waking up early, but I want to stress him out a bit and give him something to do today.

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10:54 Roti to sister Dave

Good morning Sister Dave, I’m happy to hear you say those loving words to me. Yes I’m Godly man that wants be a servant of God, after given a thought about it and some explanation to my followers they were so impressed to be aware about the process to become a member of the church. Also Sister Dave I’m willing to learn, there are some things I seems not to understand about the form I will be happy if you put me through and help me towards it.. That will also help me to instruct my parishioners about doing theirs the right way as well.. Happy Friday Sister Dave

11:05 Sister Dave

Dear brother Roti,

Thank you for your message. Please explain what is not clear to you and I will be happy to assist you with it. If possible I like to make this process swift so we can introduce your new parish to our congregation at the Christmas mass. The time is short, but I believe with the right mindset it should be possible if the Lord blesses the process.

Be blessed
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He took a lot of time forging that certificate with an obviously mis-spelled country name on it, so yes, stupid goes without question. And lazy.. probably, but he'll have to get used to doing some work to get ~~money~~ nothing

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13.05 - Roti to Gerry:

I would like you to do me a Favor Gerry, it's important to us as we are close to becoming a member of the church.. I would appreciate if you do this for me

Gerry:

Sure yes, if I can. What it is?

He probably wants me to fill out those forms.

Lazy bastard!

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13:02 brother Roti

Dear Sister Dave,

Thank you for the swift response, it's about the document on how to fill them out.. I'm willing to learn more about the church and doing all my best to complete this process so the new parish can be introduced to the congregation as soon as possible, The Lord has blesses the process and we are eager to do as follows..

14:23 Sister Dave

Dear brother Roti

The forms are very simple to complete. Just print it and use a black or blue pen to write your answers. Don't think about it too much, it is not a test of any kind, just answer the questions honestly. Then you make a clear picture or you scan the form and send it back to me.
I hope it is all clear now

Be blessed
Sister Dave

Seriously? He doesn't know how to fill a form? He is even more stupid than I thought.

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15.07 - Our little scammer doesn't want to work at all; his friends probably refused to cooperate, so he thought he might try to trick me and getting a small sum from me.

I would so much appreciate if you accept my request, I only need you to help me out with some certain amount of money $500 or $1000 will be okay.. The document sent to me Sister Dave is trying to lead me through and i also need to print out the Document fill out the form and have it sent back.. All of this need to be done this weekend and it's the last step before they introduce it to the congregation

Of course, this transparent attempt at fraud annoyed Gerry:

I would be a liar if I said I didn't have that fucking money. But I will not give you anything, because it is clear for me that you will take those money and you will disappear. Let's be honest, you are fucking lazy and you are satisfied if you manage to get your hands on some little money. For you, a thousand dollars means a fortune and you have no reason to strive for our scheme. So, my answer to your question is NO. So far you haven't done anything. You had to fill out that paper and send it to sister Dave so you could move on to the next step, but all you can think about is how to avoid it. If you want money, then you have to work for them and earn them. I give you another chance to be a partner with me. If you are not serious and you are not going to do the right thing, then it is better for me to look for another accomplice. I'm waiting for you to decide if you want to make big money with me, or if you want to keep trying to fool others people with your little lottery scheme.

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Hmm, he is so stupid that I don't think he really understands "how much money he could make" if he was serious and followed Gerry's advice. I'm afraid this moron is just trying to make a small but quick profit. We'll see in the next few hours/days.

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and it's the last step before they introduce it to the congregation

I think reverend Roti misunderstood something. I'm sure he won't be too disappointed when he finds out a lot more needs to be done. Thankfully there are still 3 weeks left until christmas.

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That's a very expensive printer he has there. Does it print on gold leaf?

20:14 Sister Dave

Dear brother Roti,

I expected that I would've received your filled form by now. What is causing the delay? If you don't have a printer it is also allowed to write all the text of the form with black ink and your answers in a different color, for example blue or red. I'm a bit disappointed. I was under the impression that you were motivated to become a reverend and be a shining beacon of hope to your community. I hope I was not mistaken.

Be blessed
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Apparently the Reverend Roti realized he couldn't make money doing nothing, so he revised his attitude toward Gerry.

Non of this was even my plan, I have focus on the huge money and i'm not requesting this funds to disappear but i think your thinking falcuty will not change... You think everyone looks the same you don't judge book by it's cover.. I'm so very honest with you i will proceed because i want it to be completed, with my entire life i'm in this mission with you

Of course I don't want to contradict him, because maybe we still have a chance to get some super funny trophies. (rolling)

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Gerry should mention that he is taking a risk because Roti is the one who will receive all the money and Gerry just has to trust that he'll receive his share, while he is potentially in trouble with the local authorities and Roti is safe, far away in Africa. Maybe he'll come to the conclusion that he doesn't have to share the money and the carrot is just doubled for him.

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Linoline : Very good idea! (rolling)

22.10 - Gerry to our moron:

Don't be a fucking hypocritical imbecile and don't try to impress me with your "honesty" and your "fairness", because I'm not a naive child or a senile churchman. I have agreed to work with you, even though I know you are just a fucking nigerian scammer, for the simple reason that I need an African partner. Otherwise, you have to think that I take the risk of having big problems with the authorities here (if the story is somehow discovered). You are far away in Nigeria, in a country where corruption is widespread and where the police do nothing against people like you. On the other hand, I trust you and I have accepted that all the money will initially reach your bank account (only after that you will send me my share). So, if I think about it, I'm the only one who took all the risks. You just have to be obedient and listen to my advice... and you will become fucking rich! I can not believe that 2 days have already passed and you were unable to send a few fucked documents. Are you lazy or just an fucking idiot? I am annoyed by your clear attitude of postponing everything from one day to the next. So, end all these nonsense and try to focus on our affair, because we need everything to end as soon as possible and get to the payment side of the scheme.

- I want to annoy him but also make him understand "how much money" is involved in the story.

- Roti is obviously much more stupid than other scammers, so things will get harder with him.

- Probably those around him have the same opinion about him, which means that it will be difficult for him to persuade others to build pyramids and recreate biblical scenes.

Therefore, as Linoline already emphasized, we must try to make it very clear and very obvious that this is a huge financial gain... which he can promise to share with his other accomplices. (rolling)

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22.30 - It seems that we did the right thing, because reverend Roti reacted very well to the last message:

It's my pleasure working with you, I already sent the informations needed.. I'm doing my possible best to get them on a proper documentation because my scanner and printer are so bad that's why it's been delayed and i appologize for that... I sent everythng Sister Dave ask of me and i promise to put those information on the right document and send it to her..

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21:44 Roti

I'm so very dissapointed in myself as well Sister Dave, it's true i'm happy problem my scanner and printer.. I already have the response to the document please i'm so very sorry for my delay, I should get you the paper work tomorrow...

This are my response below and i'm looking forward in putting them in a right way for a proper documentation

Name: R***
Address: *** Lagos..
Phone number: ***
Recommendation: I would like to become member of the church commnity and also lead the new parish as their priest by the special grace of God.
* I came across <snipped> church of God on an online website since then i fell in love to be part of their commnuity..
*Psalm 23 vs 1 : Jehovah is my shepherd I shall not want..
Psalm 70 vs 1: Make haste, O God, to deliver me" Make haste to help me" O God ..
*Which took u loser to Divinity: A watchnight prayer service was the event that got me closer to God, i felt the spirit and hands of Jehovah in my soul ever since i have become more closer to the Lord..
Yes...
1. Building a new parish branch in Lagos Nigeria
2. Developing the growth of the community and the new parish
3. Hire more workers to work with me in the new parish
The undersigned, **Roti, I hereby freely declare..
Date__3rd December 2021 ______________

21:52 Roti

Dear Sister Dave,

How are you ? How is family ? I'm so much delighted to a member of the church community, I appologize with due respect I have everything done i'm just taking my time to get it together with a proper documentation... It's the biggest moment of my life having the priviledge to rule the new parish and also becoming a reverend in this community, I want you to know that i'm giving my best and doing everything possible to put things in a proper way because i never want to let the whole members of the church down as i'm looking forward to make them proud accepting me as a Family...

22:56 Sister Dave

Dear brother Roti,

I have received your message, but I stated clearly that it should be handwritten, not typed, so I expect that you will send me the right document in the morning.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Saturday

10.16 - Let's start the weekend with a good message... Gerry scolds Roti and tells him it's not good to be lazy:

OK, I expect you to be more proactive and more involved in this scheme. It's not good for your image as a "future reverend" that after 2 fucking days you can't fill out a simple fucking paper and come up with a ridiculous excuse like "my printer doesn't work well". It is not credible and it casts an ugly light on your seriousness.

I know how they think and, believe me, the way you delay all these things will not be welcomed. Try to mobilize a little bit fast and try to get things done faster, if you want them to trust you that you can be their Reverend there. Also, it is not good that you wake up late and respond to their messages after 11.00 in the morning. Fucking Jesus, they wake up at 5.00 am and have a very early morning schedule. A man like you, who answers emails only after 11.00-12.00 will be seen as lazy man. You don't want that!

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10:42 Reverend Roti

Dear Sister Dave, I'm here to provide you the document

10:53 Reverend Roti again

Hello Sister Dave i'm sorry it takes so late getting you the document and inside me i still didn't give the perfect one... I have been at different library trying to scan and print out before filling out the form, i hope the whole ministry accept this very one i just submited...

10:58 Reverend Roti sent a picture of a Nigerian pastor, who is most definitely not him and of course Gerry deleted the picture from sister Dave's mailbox and will give him a firm whipping later
12:04 Reverend Roti

Dear Sister Dave i'm waiting to hear back from you and i hope i haven't crossed the church rules and regulatiion

12:47 Sister Dave, pretending she didn't see the picture,

Dear brother Roti,

Thank you for sending your form. I have reviewed it and it is good. The picture you attached on the top was unnecessary and probably because of the quality of the scanner it's very unclear, but that's no problem.
The second and final step of becoming a member of our church is the 'Proof of Faith' picture. All our new members make them and the pictures of aspiring reverends will be displayed on the wall of our church hall for some time, so all parishioners can become familiar with the new reverends. The donations of our parishioners are the funds that will pay the salaries for the reverends and parishes until they are self-sufficient.
I have attached the document that you will need to print. Hold it in front of your chest, and have someone make a picture of you in bright daylight so you will be completely visible and please send that back to me. To be clear: you have to be visible head to toes and the picture should be made outside in daylight, while holding this paper.
After this we can work on the process of you becoming our new reverend.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

I thought I'd explain it to him again in simple words, because our brain-dead scammer seems to have a bit of trouble understandig simple things.

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10.45 - Roti to Gerry:

I have everything sent to her, you should know shops or cafe doesn't open earlier than 9 am and i have been threre before 8:30 am... I just got it done and have it sent

16.25 - Gerry:

Ok, I saw you already sent that form and everything is fine. Sister Dave is happy with it, even though the scan quality is very low. Of course I deleted that message by which you sent that picture stolen from the internet. Don't be a fucking moron and don't try anything like that, because you'll ruin everything. Okay?

We don't want him to go into a closed corner, after he sends us some stolen pictures from the internet. So, we try to give him an honorable exit.

But, to be honest, it seems to me that Roti is mentally retarded, because he doesn't seem to understand certain extremely simple things.

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16.45 - Gerry to Roti, another message:

I want to ask you something, maybe you think well and you answer me. Why haven't you sent 2-3 forms yet, for those of your friends who will help you? How do you think they will be able to receive a salary if they do not join the church? It was a good opportunity to get everyone included if you sent the documents to sister Dave and said: "Look, they're my closest people and they'll be my assistants".

It's not too late now. Prepare the documents for your friends as well (Application for membership + photo Proof of faith). Don't send fake pictures again, because one of the future tests will involve you and your assistants working together and you will be asked for the necessary pictures.

Now is the time for him and the other idiots to decide if they want to get seriously involved in this story. So far, he has managed to remain "hidden" and we do not know if he is ready to show his face.

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I thought it was just Beth's general confusion and constant insults that made him act this way, but I think it's just how he is. At this pace there will not be a pyramid before Christmas.

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21.03 - Roti to Gerry, about the "real" pictures of him and his "associates".

Alright the rest of the parishioners will do theres and have it submited, you ask me not to send a fake picture from the internet.. Do you mean i should make it real use picture as a proof of faith

00.07 - I try to calm the idiot and convince him that he has nothing to hide, because my idea is brilliant and because we can take the money without being accused of theft.

YES, I tell you to use real pictures for you and your "assistants" because you will need a lot of pictures to convince the old churchmen here that everything is real. The beauty of my idea is that we will not do anything illegal and no one will be able to accuse us of anything because:
- a functional parish has 2 obligatory parameters: the reverend and the parishioners,
- if the reverend dies, then the church sends another reverend there,
- but, if the parishioners leave the parish, then the church is obliged to close the parish.
- in our case, after we pay all the money, you will simply say that your parishioners have left you and that you have no one around you,
- due to the covid pandemic, no one in the church can come there to check things out... so they will close your parish and consider the subject closed.

In this way, we are left with the money and no one is following us for anything illegal. You understand my point? That's why I tell you to be fair and follow my advice, because if you do this then we can make big money and no one can accuse us of anything. Be smart, do whatever sister Dave tells you and let's take the money from these old idiots. We can do it, if you are determined and if your friends will help you.

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😂 Roti isn't God, just poorly trying to pretend to be His earthly representative so I'm fairly sure that this verse didn't apply to our faith in reverend Roti.
I do hope I'm wrong though because I have a nice plan for him, so he should hurry up with the proof of faith picture so I can tell him all about it

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11.30 - Gerry to our moron:

Roti, you got my fucking messages? It's past 11:00 and you still haven't answered, which makes me think you don't understand the importance of communication. In the morning sermon I spoke with sister Dave, who was slightly surprised that such a simple thing takes so long. I don't know what she's saying to old Chancellor Eduard, but she certainly doesn't look good. It matters a lot what kind of impression you make at first, and you start to look more and more like a man who postpones and delays everything. And they don't appreciate that. Give up this lazy attitude and try to be more active if you want to be successful. Okay?

I don't think we will be able to change anything, because Roti seems to be completely retarded and doesn't understand simple things. But maybe we can frustrate him.

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12:33 Sister Dave

Dear brother Roti,

It has been a full day since I have sent you my message and I still didn't get a response from you. This is a very disrespectful attitude. I expected you to have at least given me a confirmation that you have received my message and understand the requirements but complete silence for so long is not acceptable for an aspiring reverend. I hope that you have a good explanation for your silence.

Be blessed
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Every day he seems to lose more braincells. I think I overestimated this scammer. Maybe Gerry can convince him to have his oga take over because he's not capable of breathing and thinking at the same time and we need a proactive and smart scammer to pull this off. We didn't get a real picture yet anyway, so this is the moment where he can still give the job to his superior

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13.45 - Gerry to Roti, a huge slap:

Where the hell are you and why don't you reply to my messages? I found out that Sister Dave complained about you to Chancellor Eduard and she told him that she didn't think you were a good choice for the position of Reverend of the Church. Fucking Holy Lamb! Listen to me, because I feel we don't have much time until you will be rejected, and try to understand what I'm telling you. If you are not able to follow some simple tips, then let someone else do it. I think maybe you have someone there who is smarter than you and who understands the importance of all these things. It's a shame for us to lose the opportunity to earn big money because you're a lazy boy.

- An idiotic scammer who doesn't know what to do is frustrating for us.

We try to imagine some "perfect" scenarios and sometimes we find scammers who seem to understand nothing. As Linoline already said, I believe that Roti cannot breathe and think at the same time. And, he has to breathe non-stop. So, he never think!

- He'll probably come back with a ridiculous excuse. The problem is not that he is lying (because we know everyone does), but we are wasting our time with him.

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