À la demande de Mme Catherine De Bolle, commissaire générale de la police fédérale, élue au poste de directrice d'Europol.
Je vous contacte peu après une saisie informatique de la Cyber-infiltration (Autorisée, notamment en matière de
Pédopornographie, Pédophilie,
Cyber pornographie,
Exhibitionniste, Trafic sexuel
Depuis 2009) pour vous informer que vous faites l'objet de plusieurs poursuites judiciaires en vigueur. Pour votre information, La loi de mars 2007 aggrave les peines lorsque les propositions, les agressions sexuelles ou les viols ont pu être commis en recourant à internet et vous avez commis les infractions après avoir été ciblé sur internet (site d'annonce), puis pendant des échanges Mails (messagerie Instantané) avec plusieurs mineurs, les photos dénudées de vous que vous envoyez aux mineurs ont été enregistrées par notre cyber gendarme et constituent les preuves de vos infractions. Vous êtes prié de vous faire entendre par mail en nous écrivant vos justifications pour qu'elles soient mises en examen et vérifiées afin d'évaluer les sanctions, cela dans un strict délai ...
Faute de quoi nous nous verrons dans l'obligation de transmettre votre rapport à Mme Myriam Quéméner, procureur adjoint au tribunal de grande instance de Créteil et spécialiste de cybercriminalité pour établir un mandat d'arrêt à votre encontre, que je vais ensuite transmettre à la Gendarmerie la plus proche de votre lieu de résidence pour votre arrestation et vous fichez comme délinquant sexuel, transmettre votre dossier à plusieurs chaînes de télévision nationale d'information pour une diffusion ou votre famille, vos proches et tout le monde entier verront ce que vous faites devant votre ordinateur.
Veillez à prendre contact à l'adresse mail : cdb030812@outlook.fr
Maintenant vous êtes prévenus
Adresse : RUE ROYALE 202 À ,1000 Bruxelles, Belgique
Let's not be hasty. There must be some kind of arrangement we can come to that will avoid any unpleasantness.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
No response so far. Not sure if that's good or bad news.
Edit to above
Just found this in spam.
Hello,
We acknowledge receipt of your e-mail. I am Mrs. Catherine De Bolle, Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Minors Protection Brigade. We cover more than 70 countries in the world. You have committed a crime, because on the pornographic and naughty sites there are also minors, which is prohibited by law, and your email really proves that you are concerned, because we make a careful investigation before contacting you, this problem is so delicate that we do everything to avoid accusing an innocent person. We have data on you that proves your offense, we have very reliable evidence captured by IP SATELLITE SYSTEM. But for the moment your data is private and personal we do not have the right to transmit the evidence to you or to show it to anyone, it is after you have chosen the article of justice that suits you that we will be able to submit the evidence directly to the court during your trial or delete it all in the case of the amicable settlement. If you don't want to jeopardize your good life, please think twice before answering us. We are not here to cause you problems, but this act is strictly forbidden. However, we are going to submit you to an article of justice that may well allow you to atone without making this matter public and without compromising your profession or your reputation.
Please choose the procedure that suits you among the two options mentioned so that we can give you more information on the procedure to follow
We present you with the following cases:
1 - JUDICIAL PROCEEDINGS: the courts may take the necessary steps to prosecute you, and make the case public, thereby deterring others from playing this game on the net.
2 - AMICABLE SETTLEMENT: the judiciary could settle this problem amicably, in which case you will have to pay a criminal fine of 4550,49 Dollars provided for by the national legislation to this effect.
Please answer us in order to initiate the appropriate procedure according to the option you choose among the two options mentioned above.
^Cyril values his privacy, but who knows what may happen if an agreement on Cyril's suggestion cant be reached.
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
Obviously I would rather opt for option 2.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
hello
DIRECTORATE GENERAL OF THE JUDICIAL POLICE DIRECTORATE FOR THE PROTECTION OF MINORS For the purposes of a judicial investigation (Article 390-1 of the Code of Criminal Procedure) JUDICIAL PROCEDURE AMICABLE SETTLEMENT Client n° 0025215-00Z
Fine = 4550.49 dollars We acknowledge receipt of your email
The fine is 4550.49 Dollar so if you wish to settle out of court just tell us by which means you can pay your fine. Example :
BANK TRANSFER Western Union MoneyGram RIA
It is up to you to choose your payment option.
Please reply to us in order to initiate the appropriate procedure according to the option you choose.
Mrs Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Minors' Protection Brigade (BPM)
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
Is there any way that the fine can be reduced? $4550.49 seems a bit extortionate just because I sent a few dick pics and videos to certain young ladies. I hope we can come to some kind of middle ground concerning the fine. How does £2000 sound? I think I could manage that without leaving myself short. After all, the sort of naughty sites I like to frequent aren't cheap and I really don't want to give up what is to me an enjoyable hobby. Hoping to receive your positive feedback on this matter.
All right, given the situation you're going to have to pay £2500 If you wish to settle out of court, simply tell us which of the following payment options you can use to pay your fine:
Example :
BANK TRANSFER
BITCOIN
Western Union
It is up to you to choose your payment option.
Please reply to us so that we can give you the appropriate details for the method of transfer you choose to use from the options proposed.
Mrs Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM)
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
Thank you for your prompt reply and your understanding of my situation. I hope that you won't mind me saying that I still feel that your revised offer of £2,500 is still a little too high for the minor (no pun intended) indiscretion I may have committed, but if it's the best offer you can make I guess I will have to accept it. However, I've been thinking about the options you gave me in your earlier email and need to ask if I were to change my mind and pick option 1, where would I serve any custodial sentence I may incur should I be found guilty of any, or all of the charges that would be brought against me? I'm not saying that I have changed my mind about accepting option 2, but it is always nice to have as much of the information available before making a final decision.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
If we choose the judicial option, you will be arrested by Interpol police and extradited to a country chosen by Interpol police. In general, Article 202 punishes all sexual abuse other than rape with a prison sentence:
- between one and ten years in case of death of the victim ;
- between six months and five years in the case of physical or psychological harm;
- up to three years in other cases.
Article 202 does not set any age conditions. It is therefore applicable to minors over the age of 14 for whom there are no specific provisions. * Therefore, to avoid this, pay the fine as you should in the first place. You should know that once you have paid, I will send you your certificate of cancellation, your receipt of payment and the proof of your guilt. indicate which of the following payment methods you can use to pay your fine:
BANK TRANSFER
BITCOIN
Western Union It is up to you to choose your payment option. Please reply to us so that we can give you the appropriate details for the method of transfer you choose to use from the options proposed. Mrs Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM)
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
I've read your latest email and I must say that I am shocked by the severity of the sentences that you outline. I never imagined that flashing my cock to a minor on my webcam could come back to bite me in such a vicious fashion. Those sentences certainly make option 2 seem more preferable to option 1, but that said, I'd still like to know in what country you think I might end up serving my time in. I know that some countries are a lot worse than others, but I was thinking that if it turned out to be Sweden it might be more like a little holiday than a punishment. Perhaps I could even take an IT course while serving my time and brush up on my Internet skills so as to help me avoid this kind of problem once I'm released. Sweden is certainly my preference so if you could swing that for me it would be much appreciated. On the other hand, I really would not like to be sent back to HMP Belmarsh here in the UK again. I had a most unpleasant time there back in the early 80s and I understand that conditions are even worse now. If you could let me know what your informed guess on this matter would be, it would certainly help me come to my final decision as to whether to choose option 1 or option 2. I'll be popping out to the pub in a minute, but I will certainly look forward to reading your reply on my return.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Look I can't tell you exactly what prison you may end up in, it's after the judgement and the sentence that the prisons are chosen but I can guarantee you that it would be one of the safest, most dangerous and largest prisons in the world to send prisoners to for the crimes of Child Pornography, Pedophilia, Cyber Pornography, Exhibitionism, Sex Trafficking.
I think I've given you all the explanations I can, so please make your choice of options now as we are very busy at our offices or I will be forced to transfer your file to the judicial office first thing tomorrow morning. Mrs. Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM)
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
A very good Easter Monday to you. I'm sorry that I'm only just replying to your latest email, but truth be told I had a little too much to drink at the pub and I really would not have been in any shape to have sent a reply. I'm glad to say my head's clearer this morning so I thought I'd best get this reply off to you before you have the rozzers sent to my cottage to kick down the door and cart me off to nonce central. If you could hold off on doing anything like that so that we can sort this whole situation out in a civilized way that really would be appreciated. Therefore, I think it best, as you can not give me any assurances that I'll serve my sentence in some cushy little open prison in Sweden that I stick with my original choice of accepting option 2 and pay the £2,500 fine. If you would be so kind as to furnish me with the details of the Europol bank account I'll get the money transferred as quickly as possible. I really hope once that's done we can all draw a line under this most worrying and upsetting matter. Hope to hear from you soon.
Not much happened yesterday as Cyril was enjoying RL (yes, he does have one). However, Mrs De Bolle was kind enough to send the account details.
Mrs De Bolle:
DIRECTORATE GENERAL OF THE JUDICIAL POLICE
DIRECTORATE FOR THE PROTECTION OF MINORS
For the purposes of a judicial investigation
(Article 390-1 of the Code of Criminal Procedure)
JUDICIAL PROCEDURE AMICABLE SETTLEMENT
Client no. 0025215-00Z
Fine = 2500 POUNDS STERLING.
We acknowledge receipt of your e-mail concerning your ongoing case and the payment of the fine.
For the payment of the fine, we send you the RIB of the secretary assigned for the payment of your cancellation of file in progress.
PAYMENT BY BANK TRANSFER :
In order to have your charge file cancelled within 48 hours, you are requested to pay your fine to:
-Tresorie -?ou M??i
IBAN -BE67 9??? ? ? - BIC / TRW??XXX
Please send us the transfer order stamped by the issuing bank after making the transfer. The transfer order is requested by the hierarchy for the confirmation of the file.
You should know that once the payment is made, I will send you your certificate of cancellation of file, your receipt of payment and the evidence against your guilt.
I am committed to the strict application of these instructions for your peace of mind, and hope to have given you more information.
P.S: For your sake and that of your family and colleagues, please settle out of court and we will send you an official document stating that all charges against you have been dropped.
We look forward to hearing from you shortly for the confirmation of the fine.
Now you are warned.
Mrs. Catherine de BOLLE, Commissioner General of the Federal Police, elected to the position of Director of EUROPOL
Brigade de Protection des Mineurs (B.P.M)
Address: RUE ROYALE 202 A, 1000 Brussels, Belgium
24H/24
The bank details are in a format that Cyril's never received before. Would Cyril need anymore information before reporting it?
^Thanks, I'll do as you request. Especially as time is fast running out for poor old Cyril.
Cyril (this morning):
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
Good morning to you. Please let me apologise for my tardy response to your last email. I'm afraid that after popping into the village to collect my morning newspaper I got waylaid on my way back to my cottage by my friend Harold. Anyway, long story short, he suggested we spend the day fishing as we were having such wonderful weather. I'm afraid that I did not get back home until well past 10pm so I went straight to bed. I'm sure that you can understand my relief on reading your email that you had given me 48 hours to get the £2,500 to the Europol treasury. I really would have hated to have found out that my lackadaisical approach of yesterday to this serious matter had adverse ramification to my liberty. Please be assured I will make all haste to my bank this morning so as to make sure that the £2,500 is paid into the specified account. If the buses are running on time and I encounter no problems, you should see the payment in the account you provided by lunch time. Thank you for your patience, it really is appreciated.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Hello,
We acknowledge receipt of your message. You should know that the time limit ends today, so I hope you will not fail to make the transfer. Please send us the transfer order stamped by the issuing bank after making the transfer. The transfer order is requested by the hierarchy for the confirmation of the file.
Mrs. Catherine de BOLLE, Commissioner General of the Federal Police, elected to the position of Director of EUROPOL
We are waiting to hear from you, I hope you won't come and give me excuses again.
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
Good morning to you. Please excuse my late reply, but truth be told I was just too worried to contact you after seeing your last email. In fact after reading it I decided that I should just sit here and await my arrest. The reason being, I unfortunately did not make the payment yesterday. I tried. I took the bus into town. I took a short stroll through the city to my bank. I put my hand on the door handle to the entrance to my bank. And then I froze. It was at that point that I had an overwhelming feeling of shame for what I had put my poor young victims through. I just could not go in and make the payment. It was then that I decided I would man up and accept the punishment I truly deserve. I returned home with the full intention of sitting here and waiting for the 48 hour deadline to expire and the swift justice that would inevitably bring. However while I waited I thought I would enjoy one last intimate contact with one of my favorite girls. Little Zoe has always been willing to flash her small perky prepubescent tits and pussy on her webcam for the money I send to her PayPal account and yesterday afternoon was no exception. I won't go into detail, but zoe is prepared to do all sorts all sorts of things if the price is right. That of course got me to thinking that perhaps incarceration was not such a good idea after all. That's the reason I'm contacting you again and not just awaiting my fate. I know that you may consider me a weak and perhaps disgusting man, but do you think there's a chance that you could extend the 48 hour deadline so that I can actually get the £2500 fine paid this afternoon after my doctor's appointment? My hemorrhoids are playing up something rotten and I want the doctor to take a look at them. It's taken two weeks to get a bloody appointment so I really don't want to cancel it. And who knows, if I'm lucky I may get the young female doctor. Anyway, hopefully you'll be as understanding and accommodating as you have been so far. I know now that I was a fool not to have made the payment yesterday when I had the chance, but I also hope that you can see my reasoning for that at the time. Please let me know your decision on my request as soon as you can.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Boole:
Hello,
Listen you are free to do what you want to do I did what I could do to help you so if you want to pay the fine if you want not to pay. I am doing my job and the justice office will be there tonight to collect the court files so if you pay your fine before tonight then it is better for you if you don't. Please if you don't pay please don't send me any more messages as all your messages will be added to your court file.
Mrs. Catherine de BOLLE, Commissioner General of the Federal Police, elected to the position of Director of EUROPOL
Brigade de Protection des Mineurs (B.P.M)
Address: RUE ROYALE 202 A, 1000 Brussels, Belgium
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
Good evening to you my dear. I'm so sorry that I am once again replying to your latest email with such tardiness. I'm afraid that you have the NHS to blame for that and not myself. As you already know, I had a doctor's appointment this morning concerning my hemorrhoids which I have to tell you are still giving me quite a bit of gyp as I write this. Anyway, the thing is, I was told by the doctor that I need to avoid sitting for too long and I should also try to sleep on my front to alleviate the medical problem I'm facing at the moment. What has that got to do with the delays receiving the payment of the fine I hear you ask. Well, in answer to that, I decided that sitting on a bus into Southampton to visit my bank would not be conducive to a speedy recovery. The seats are rather hard and the roads out of the village are certainly not the smoothest. I really would hate to rupture one of my hemorrhoids just because I failed to adhere to the medical advice that I was given. I'm sure that you can appreciate that given this problem that has arisen I needed to spend some time since returning home to think about how I could get the payment of the fine to you without the necessity of traveling to my bank. What I was wondering is would it be possible to send the payment of the £2,500 fine via MoneyGram? Mr Patel has an outlet in the village store and I was thinking that sending the money from there could alleviate the problem that we find ourselves facing. If you could please hold off on sending my court files to the justice office until you have given my latest suggestion some consideration that would be absolutely wonderful. Please reply as soon as you can so that I can get the ball in motion.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Good evening,
I was about to hand over your file to the judicial office and I see your message, I don't know why but I allow myself to give you the benefit of doubt so I will give you our contact details where you can make the mandate by Money grand I hope that for this last time you don't disappoint me.
Name : B???O
FIRST NAME A???n G?? Country Belgium
City Brussels
Please send us the receipt of the money order after having made the money order. The order of the mandate is requested by the hierarchy for the confirmation of the file.
Mrs. Catherine de BOLLE, Commissioner General of the Federal Police, elected to the position of Director of EUROPOL
Brigade de Protection des Mineurs (B.P.M)
Address: RUE ROYALE 202 A, 1000 Brussels, Belgium
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
Sorry that I'm only just replying to your last email, but I went straight to bed after I sent mine. I wasn't sure that you would still be in your office so late in the evening and I thought it best I try to get a good night's sleep just in case I found out that you had lost patience with me and decided to have the police kick my door down. I know from previous experience the old rozzers like to do that sort of thing early in the morning when their victim is still slightly befuddled and is unlikely to put up too much resistance. You can imagine my surprise and relief on waking to find your email waiting for me. You truly are a wonderful and compassionate woman and I feel that under different circumstances we could be very good friends. Perhaps if I had a woman like you in my life I wouldn't feel the need to flash my cock to minors over the Internet. Anyway, perhaps that's a conversation we can save for when this unpleasant business is behind us. As for the payment of the fine I will head into the village as soon as the heating engineer has been to have a look at the boiler. It's been making a strange whirring noise for a few days now and I really need to get it looked at. You can rest assured that the payment will be made today, but you may need to wait a few more hours.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Hello,
I just hope that I will not regret having trusted you. I am waiting to read you again and I hope that in your next message you will give us the mandate.
Mrs. Catherine de BOLLE, Commissioner General of the Federal Police, elected to the position of Director of EUROPOL
Brigade de Protection des Mineurs (B.P.M)
Address: RUE ROYALE 202 A, 1000 Brussels, Belgium
Mrs De Bolle:
It is 1pm and still no message from you if you are not able to make the mandate tell me so that I disengage from your file.
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
I'm so sorry that I've been unable to email you before now, but the heating engineer has not long since turned the mains power in my cottage back on. I'm not sure why he had to turn it off, but he did mention something about my fuse box not conforming to the new building regs. Between you and me I think he was pulling a fast one as he claimed he needed to call in an electrician to upgrade something or other. The whole job has cost me nearly £1,500 and I still don't think the boiler sounds much better than it did before the bastard started work on it. Anyway, I'm sure you don't want to hear me moaning about my boiler, but you're more concerned about the payment of the fine. Well, I'm pleased to tell you that I have just returned from Mr Patel's after sending the payment. Mr B???o should be able to collect it whenever he is ready to do so. Please send me my certificate of innocence at your earliest possible convenience.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
And just in from Mrs De Bolle:
Listen don't mess with me if you really made the money order through MoneyGram make sure you send me the receipt without the receipt with the MTCN code how do you want us to get the money back? If you don't send the receipt then forget about this amicable negotiation thing and expect the worst.
I've noticed there are a couple of calls from the Belgium Police made to Lenny yesterday evening. They're nothing to do with Cyril. I'd like to wish good luck to the person that could be baiting the same scammers if they happen to read this. I'm afraid that it's too late for me not to use MoneyGram, but you can rest assured that should the need arise I will not use Lenny. Perhaps Lilly might be willing to help.
I think this bait has ran it's course. You'll see why when you get to the last email in this post.
Mrs De Bolle:
Please send us the receipt of the money order after having made the money order. The order of the mandate is requested by the hierarchy for the confirmation of the file.
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
Please accept my sincere apology for my oversight. I have now attached the receipt that you have requested.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Good evening,
I have received the payment receipt but I am sorry to inform you that the receipt does not contain the MTCN which is 8 digits long.
I have received the payment receipt but I'm sorry to say that the receipt is not correct and does not contain the MTCN which is 8 digits long, and you can see that instead of the MTCN there is a telephone number so we cannot get the money back.
So you go back to the MoneyGram office and ask for a receipt, if it is not possible to get a receipt with the MTCN of the money order on it then cancel the money order and get the money back.
I now trust you again I take the guarantee of your file we will wait tomorrow you will make the payment simply by PayPal.
NB/ Discretion is very important in the amicable settlement of both parties so I hope you will be able to justify yourself to the MoneyGram office so as not to arouse suspicion about your case.
Please keep me informed soon. If you need to know our PayPal address.
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
What is this nonsense I have found awaiting me this morning? What do you mean when you say "I'm sorry to say that the receipt is not correct"? These are the receipts I always get when I send money to my young female friend in Africa. She has never complained about being unable to receive the money I send. As far as I'm concerned I've made the payment of the fine and I expect you to provide me with my certificate of innocence. On top of that I expect all of the video evidence Europol have against me in my file to be deleted. We had a deal and I have upheld my end of it. You may consider me to be a reprobate, but you also have a duty of care to see that I am treated fairly. I would not be surprised if the stress this unnecessary setback is causing makes my hemorrhoids flare up again. Please do not contact me again unless it is to tell me Mr B???o has collected the £2,500 and my file is now closed.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Hello Mr Cyril
I acknowledge receipt of your message.
You will soon change your tune with me.
How long have I been patient with you? And how many times have I had to cover up for you to prevent your file from being forwarded to the judicial office?
So I, Catherine, give you my word that I will personally take charge of your file and that no one will touch your file and no arrest will be made against you until we find a solution that will suit both parties.
So I ask for your collaboration, you and I will settle this problem together. But my official Mr B???O can't have access to the money with this receipt. If you really have done MoneyGram money orders in the past then you will notice that this receipt is different from your previous receipts. Notice yourself that instead of the MTCN it has a phone number on it so without the MTCN we can't get the money back here at our office.
I thought you liked to exchange with me, so here's rent to exchange a few more mails.
Please know that I am not accusing you of anything I acknowledge that you made the payment the error must come from the money order office and not you, so it is very simple meet this morning and try to rectify the error on the receipt, if this is not possible simply cancel the money order and get the money back keeping me informed I will give you our PayPal address you will make a PayPal transfer which will be a win-win for both parties.
I repeat again no one else will have access to your file apart from me I will make it my personal business you have my word trust me as I have given you my trust and patience.
I am very sorry to say that I am very keen to put an end to this case as you are.
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
I really do not understand what you mean by suggesting a PayPal payment will be a win-win solution to this problem of your making. You specifically told me to send the £2,500 to Mr B???o via MoneyGram. What is the problem with the receipt? All the receipts I forward to little Adaku in Nigeria are like the one I have forwarded to you. It is my understanding that the recipient calls the phone number on the receipt and on answer an automated service provides the recipient with the MTCN. What's difficult about doing that? I would suggest that you get Mr B???o to do his damned job so that we can get this whole sorry business sorted out today.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Yes, you are right, but here we have rules that must not be broken.
So for the respect, trust and consideration that you and I had for each other do what I ask you to do cancel the warrant and come pay by PayPal if you do this for me in return today instead of waiting 48 hours before deleting your file I give you my word that I will send you your certificate of cancellation of file, your receipt of payment as well as the evidence against your guilt today itself
So for me I am sure you will do the gallant thing and go and cancel the warrant and come and pay by PayPal thank you.
Cyril:
Dear Mrs De Bolle
You can go on about rules that must not be broken until you're blue in the face, but that will not change the fact that I paid the fine using the method that you authorised. I really do think it's rather churlish of you to now seem to be suggesting that I have done something wrong in sending the £2,500 via MoneyGram. I still fail to see why Mr B???o can not just pick up the phone, call the number on the MoneyGram receipt and get this whole thing sorted out. I'm sure that Europol must have access to a Telephone somewhere in one of their offices. As I have already said, I really do not understand what the problem is. It seems to me that you are just trying to cause a problem where none exists. I hope that you will take my criticism on board and we shall have no more silly talk about using PayPal to make a payment that has already been made.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Mr Cyrille,
I acknowledged in my previous messages that the clumsiness did not come from you.
Yes, it's me who authorized the payment by Money Gram and it's me who is asking you again with apologies to cancel this mandate and to proceed by another means of payment if the PayPal option doesn't suit you, we can go back to the initial option of bank transfer.
1- I negotiated the discount of your fine to 2500 pounds
2-I defended you here in my office now men of the judicial office I kept your file 48 hours after the ultimatum given to make the payment expired.
Can't you in return do me the favour of simply cancelling a warrant and proceeding by other means of payment?
You have to understand me I am a person of high responsibility I don't want any mistake in my work that's why I am asking you to cancel the money order to be honest with you Mr B???o is not qualified to receive your payment, I can't give you more details it's confidential but I hope I have given you valid reasons to grant me this favour in your turn
When I used the phrase win, win for both of you, I was talking about you and me.
You settle your case, I do my job well without error.
Please accept my sincere apologies and displeasure in this matter, I am not trying to cause any trouble, you must know that since the beginning I have always supported you and this has not changed.
Again, my sincere apologies.
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
The £2,500 has been paid via MoneyGram and that is exactly the way it's going to stay. I have absolutely no interest in Mr B???o's lack of qualifications. That's a problem you will have to deal with. I made the payment using the information you provided and I have no interest in causing myself extra work rectifying a problem that you have caused. To be honest, I really am at a loss to understand what qualifications Mr B???o needs to pick up a phone and call the phone number on the MoneyGram receipt. I want to make it perfectly clear that under no circumstances will I be using any other payment methods except the one I have already used.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Good evening,
Very well if this is your last decision no worries then I will make my report and pass your file to the judicial office for refusal of collaboration.
What you don't know we have just deepened our research following the receipt of payment that we have received from you we have discovered that this receipt is a falsified receipt so in addition to pedophilia is added this case to your file falsified receipt.
We will send you a receipt identical to yours to prove to you what we are saying, both receipts have the same references, same erasure...
So you know from now on what to expect
Attached was a MoneyGram receipt. I can see that the sender of said receipt was lucky enough to get several calls to MoneyGram and perhaps they even lay claim to the Lenny calls. Anyway, well done whoever you are.
A few more exchanges, more for annoyance sake than anything else.
Cyril:
Dearest Mr De Bolle
I'm sorry to say this, but I really do not understand the content of your latest email. Who is S??n K???r and what has he got to do with the problem we are facing? And another thing, are you not bound by European GDPR rules? Should you really be sharing other people's private information with others outside of Europol? Perhaps Mr K???r values his privacy and does not want others knowing that he too is a pedofile. I do hope that you are not being as lax with the information you hold on my file? If we are ever to get this matter sorted out I need to be sure that you are as trustworthy as you claim to be. I expect a full explanation regarding this matter surrounding the MoneyGram receipts.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Hello Cyril,
Mr S??n K???r is one of the summoned who had also made his payment by noney gram with a receipt identical to your receipt and we did not then recover the money when we asked him to cancel the mandate and proceed not other means of payment he refused as you do now I had to transmit his file to the judicial office for a JUDICIAL PROCEEDINGS against him and the judicial office proved that his receipt of payment is not the equal.
If I could transmit you information on Mr S??n K???r it is because by lack of collaboration his file ended up in the judicial office and once this case arrives no information of the accused is kept private we have even the right to diffuse his information on the TV channels.
So I warn you that since I protected you at the beginning and you refuse to collaborate with me if we go to trial I will invest in people so that you take the maximum for pedophilia and trafficking in legal documents in addition to all your messages there or talk about all your nonsense I will show everything.
I have already notified the judicial office of your refusal to cooperate so on Monday they will be there to collect your file.
I can give you my word that up to now I am the only one who has your information but if you do nothing until Monday it will not be the bus.
You have a free choice from now on if you want to go quickly cancel the mandate and come and pay your fine by PayPal as I suggested or if you are sure to be able to make a transfer before the arrival of the people of the judicial office on Monday make a transfer you have your life and destiny in hand.
Looking forward to hearing from you soon for the confirmation of the fine.
Now you are warned.
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
I'm sorry for the late reply, but I've only just returned home. It was such a lovely day I thought I would take a stroll into the village, buy my morning newspapers and then head down to the park to feed the ducks. Luckily I also managed to rub one off whilst watching the children playing without any of their parents noticing. So all in all I've had a wonderful time up until now. Therefore the question needs to be asked as to why you have decided to spoil my contentment with more of your nonsense? I only say that because I've read your latest email and I'm beginning to wonder if this S??n K???r even exists. How can I be sure that this latest claim is not some trick to make me pay via PayPal? Lets face it, it wouldn't be difficult given the technology at Europols disposal to alter the receipt I sent you so as to show some different information. I refuse to proceed with any further negotiations until you provide me with some kind of proof that S??n K???r exists. Has he got a phone number or email address that I can contact him on to confirm what you're telling me? And don't give me any excuses about it being confidential information because you've already told me that Mr K???r forfeited that right when he refused to play ball. I'm starting to think that given your ineffectual attempts to get me to pay via PayPal and these strange claims you're coming out with, I'm not in contact with the brightest candidate that could have been chosen for the position of executive director of Europol. Did you only land the job due to your gender? I hope that you can shed some clarity on the concerns I have raised, because if you can't I really can't see how I can take any of the threats you keep making with any kind of seriousness.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
My dear Mr Cyrille,
I have just read your message and I realise that you are challenging me to do as you wish. I thought I had given you the necessary information but if you still have doubts and now want to impose your conditions, no problem, do as you please.
I would have liked to give you an address for Mr S??n K???r but his current address is in prison and soon you will be together so you can ask him all the questions you want.
Think about it, what interest do we have in amending a receipt of payment to convince you to pay a fine of 2500 pounds, did you forget that I had almost half of your fine cancelled which amounted to 4550.49 dollars?
The federal police are not short of 2500 pounds so if you want to believe me if you want to disbelieve your lawsuit I could prove that I warned you before we got there.
If you don't want to pay, don't bother replying to this message, stay in your corner and wait to see what happens next, I've done my job.
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
Something smells extremely fishy and it ain't fish. In fact, it seems to me that you are trying to avoid the questions I've asked. The fact that you can neither provide an email address or phone number for this Mr S??n K???r makes me think that he's clearly some kind of figment of your imagination. I'm starting to think that any money I send will end up in your own pocket and not the coffers of Europol. If you do not provide any evidence in your next email that S??n K???r exists I shall be happy to take my chances in court. Personally I don't think that's going to happen. Just remember I have all of your emails showing that you have broken the trust of the people you have sworn to serve. What person in their right mind would warn a pedofile that they were under investigation. Or worse still, negotiate a get out of jail card with them. No my dear, if you truly wanted me to face justice the first thing I would have known about any of this would be when the rozzers kicked down my door. Personally I think you're full of hot air and you ain't going to do jack shit. You've got too much to lose, you daft bint. However, with that said, I'm still willing to enter into some kind of sensible dialogue regarding the deletion of any evidence Europol may hold on my nefarious activities, but I will only do that once you provide me with the information I've requested.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mrs De Bolle:
Ok no worries, do as you like on Monday I'll hand over your file to the judicial office and you'll go to court to settle the rest you can say whatever you want there
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
I think I'm going to take the risk and presume that you will not send my file anywhere on Monday. With the evidence of corruption I now hold against you I don't think even you would be that stupid. I think you're bluffing and I'm prepared to risk my liberty on that assumption. Please try not to be disheartened by my stance, but I have asked you to provide me with some simple proof of a person's existence and you are unable to do that. Like I say, I doubt the police will be at my door anytime soon so I guess the balls in your court. If you want to pursue negotiations on the payment of the fee you'll have to provide me with the information about S??n K???r that I have asked for. The fact that you claim he is in prison, but will not provide the information I have asked for just makes me suspect that (if he exists) you also failed to extort any money from him and you don't want me confirming that fact. I can't help thinking that if you'd put as much energy into catching real criminals instead of persecuting us poor pedofiles the world would be a much better place. Anyway, I'll sign off now and let you think about your next course of action, if any.
I really don't understand what's going on. Especially after the issue surrounding the almost identical MoneyGram receipts Cyril and Mr S??n K???r sent. Cyril assumed that that Mrs De Bolle was just having some fun herself by continuing to reply to Cyril's nonsense. That was only compounded by the fact that since Cyril sent his last email at 06:00 on Sunday he had received nothing in reply and assumed Mrs De Bolle had finally become board with the to and fro. However, I don't mind telling you that Cyril has been rather concerned that he may have made a terrible faux pas by not paying the £2,500 when given the chance. It seems now that his concern could indeed be well founded.
48 minutes ago.
Date: 10/05/2022
Office of Justice
Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium
Followed by Mr Cyril R?
After the report by Mrs Catherine De Bolle, Commissioner General of the Federal Police, elected as Director of Europol.
For refusing to cooperate after you yourself chose the amicable settlement.
Given that your file was transmitted to us with all your messages in support, this constitutes an offence on the computer network and an offence punishable by law under articles 706-35-1 and 706-47-3 of the code of criminal procedure.
We will study your file for 48 hours and after conclusion of our investigations your file will be transmitted to Mrs Myriam Quéméner, assistant prosecutor at the tribunal de grande instance of Créteil and specialist in cybercrime to establish an arrest warrant against you, once the warrant is established you will be arrested, extradited from your country for your trial.
Your information will be put on the net and transmitted to the press for publication as well as your entire private life.
To avoid this inconvenience, you are invited to justify yourself as soon as possible.
^ Cyril's certainly not going to put that frying pan on the back burner.
Cyril:
Dearest Mr Riviere
I'll start by giving you the same answer as I gave Mrs De Bolle when she first contacted me, and that was, let's not be hasty. First of all let me assure you that I did not refuse to cooperate. I did exactly as Mrs De Bolle directed. It was only later that I had my concerns that Mrs De Bolle may not have been acting in Europols best interest. I don't mind telling you that I began to suspect that she may have been intending on pocketing the £2,500 I had sent to Mr B???o. At no point have I wanted this matter to escalate to arrest and a court case, but Mrs De Bolle's erratic behaviour throughout our negotiations made me question her ability to provide the outcome that I was expecting. Please let me know if you think I was wrong in my assumption about the woman. Between you and me she does not come across as being the smartest person that Europol could have chosen as director. Get back to me as soon as you can and hopefully you and I can sort something out.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mr Riviere:
Date: 10/05/2022
Office of Justice
Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium
Mr Cyril R?
I acknowledge receipt of your message.
First of all I want you to know that Mrs Catherine De Bolle is a very intelligent and respected woman in the Federal Police. If she was appointed Commissioner General of the Federal Police, elected to the post of Director of Europol, it is because she is honest and hardworking... you have no right to doubt her.
Indeed, she transmitted us your receipt of payment by MoneyGram, it is a falsified receipt, the proof Mrs Catherine De Bolle, did not withdraw the money you can go to the MoneyGram agency and check and recover your money
If I have one piece of advice to give you, it is to go back to her, apologise to her and work out a deal with her that suits you.
We are the office of judicial procedure and amicable settlements are made with Mrs Catherine De Bolle, so contact her and settle with her, otherwise if you do not cooperate within 48 hours your file will be handed over to Mrs Myriam Quéméner, to establish your arrest warrant.
I have just left a message for Mrs Catherine De Bolle, you can contact her.
Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere,
Cyril:
Dear Mr Riviere
Sorry for my late reply, but I had a hospital appointment this afternoon. I'm not sure if Mrs De Bolle mentioned anything to you about my hemorrhoids and the problems they've caused me recently, but they were the reason I was not at home to deal with your latest email in a timely fashion. Is there any chance you could extend the 48 hour deadline to accommodate the discrepancy that my hospital appointment caused between you sending your email and my answering it? After all, every minute may count if I have to spend extra time contacting Mrs De Bolle to try to sort things out with her. On top of that I'm still trying to understand how this whole issue surrounding the MoneyGram receipt came about. I've sent more than a dozen payments using the same method to Adaku in Nigeria and she's never had any problem collecting the money. Can you explain exactly what the problem is? Once I understand that, perhaps I'll feel more inclined to accept your assurance that Mrs De Bolle is not a complete idiot. Please believe me when I say I want to get the £2,500 paid, but Mrs De Bolle's strange fixation using PayPal really makes me suspicious of her motives and her ability to pardon me of any crimes I'm guilty of. And for the time being, can we leave Mrs Myriam Quéméner out of this? I can't help feeling that her involvement may only cause more confusion than already exists. Please try to reply as soon as you can.
Sorry for my late reply but I thought I was very clear in my explanation Mrs Catherine De Bolle, is the Commissioner General of the Federal Police, elected as Director of Europol.
She has no need of your tiny sum of 2500 POUNDS, what will she do with this money? If she had intended to keep your money she would not have passed on your file to us, she would have kept it for herself, but since she is an upright and honest woman she has passed on your file to us and done her job properly.
Now I don't know what your problem is? If you really want to solve this problem that you are the only one accused you will do what Mrs Catherine De Bolle asks you to do, we already know about it so she cannot do anything unequal because we will know about it.
I repeat one last time the negotiation is not at our office, it is with Mrs Catherine De Bolle, that you can negotiate so if you do not contact her today to make an arrangement with her I cannot do anything for you about the 48 hours if I do not have a message from Mrs Catherine De Bolle, today confirming your negotiation I will be obliged to hand over your file tomorrow to Mrs Myriam Quéméner's office.
I'm very busy here and I don't have enough time to answer messages, so I'll have to deal with Mrs Catherine De Bolle, and she will tell us what to do.
Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere,
Cyril:
Dear Mr Riviere
As you can tell by my speedy response I have been monitoring my inbox frequently since my last email to you. I have to say that I'm shocked to read you have left the clock ticking so to speak and I now only have until tomorrow to try to sort things out with Mrs De Bolle. I'm worried that going on her past ability to handle things in an intelligent fashion negotiations could take longer than the time permitted by your intransigent stance on an extension to the deadline of my file being handed over to Mrs Myriam Quéméner's office. What could possibly be gained by such an ill considered decision on your part? All I'm asking for is an extra 48 hour extension of the deadline. Obviously I would want that extension to run from the time of your reply to this email. I'm sure that even with Mrs De Bolle's inability to answer simple questions or think clearly we should be able to come to some kind of agreement on how we should get this payment made. It may be a good idea if you were to approach Mrs De Bolle about the extension yourself. I'm sure that a suggestion like that would have far more clout coming from a colleague instead of myself. Please copy me in on the email you send her.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Just in as I start posting this:
Date: 11/05/2022
Office of Justice
Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium
Followed by Mr Cyril R?
Vous avez la chance que je sois encore au bureau, je m'apprête à sortir et je ne rentrerais que le soir.
Mr Cyril j'ai deja tout arrangé avec Mrs Catherine De Bolle,tout ce donc il vous reste à faire c'est de la contacter lui présenter vos excuse et lui proposer comment vous souhaitez payer l'amande une fois qu'elle aur
Then four minutes later:
Date: 11/05/2022
Office of Justice
Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium
Followed by Mr Cyril R?
You're lucky I'm still in the office, I'm about to go out and I won't be back until the evening. Mr Cyril I have already arranged everything with Mrs Catherine De Bolle, so all you have to do is contact her and offer her your apologies and how you would like to pay the fine once she agrees she will contact us and at this time I could give you an extra 24 hours to allow you to make your payment. so if you contact her now I think you could come to an agreement today.
I am back in the office and have just been informed that you have not yet made contact with Ms Catherine.
And so I'm very surprised you don't need a whole day to just send a message to a lady who respects all of us to make a simple apology and come to an agreement with her.
I warn you if you don't contact her today it will confirm that you have no intention to negotiate and I will be obliged to hand in your file tomorrow to the office of Mrs Myriam Quéméner's The extra 24 hours will not be granted.
Cyril (just a few minutes ago):
Dear Mr Rivieri
A very good Thursday morning to you sir. Please let me apologise for this late reply to your last email. I really was not expecting you to send any further correspondence yesterday as I assumed as you would not be returning to your office until the evening you would be too tired to pursue my case until today. If you had made it clear at the time that evening is just after 4pm to you I would have most probably kept a close eye on my inbox. Anyway, The good news is your incompetence allowed me to pop into the village to have a word with Mr Patel about the problem surrounding my MoneyGram Payment. I don't mind telling you Mrs De Bolle's claim that the receipt was somehow bogus has really been bugging me and I can not just sweep her accusation under the carpet. You keep claiming that I owe Mrs De Bolle an apology for something, but at this moment in time I fail to see what that is. Until Mr Patel gets back to me with his findings on the receipt conundrum I think it best you hold off on the sending of my file to Mrs Myriam Quéméner. I'm sure that you can appreciate that we need to get the bottom of things so that we do not face similar problems in the future.
Followed by Mr Cyril R? I have received your message and I am beginning to wonder if you really intend to settle this problem amicably as you are just beating around the bush.
1- You have proof that no one has withdrawn your money, you are simply asked to go and get the money back and proceed by other means of payment and here you are just hanging around.
2- Mrs Catherine De Bolle, is the Commissioner General of the Federal Police, elected to the post of Director of Europol. If you have no respect and consideration for her, what assurance do I have that you give me respect and that you take this affair seriously.
3- The cancellation of a MoneyGram mandate is done on the spot and the sender is reimbursed at the same time, so I don't understand why we should have to wait for Mr. to do as he pleases, as far as I know you are not the pope's butt.
So I warn you the personal assistant of Mrs. Myriam Quéméner, will pass this evening at about 18 hours to recover all the files of the people who will be put at the arrest then if you do not contact Mrs. Catherine De Bolle, by this hour I guarantee you that I will hand over your file, the 48 hours of negotiation were exhausted during all this time you were not able to send a line of message to Mrs. Catherine De Bolle, then nothing of your sayings has any value to my eyes anymore.
Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere,
Cyril:
Dear Mr Reviere
How fortuitous that you have just emailed me as I return from the village with a quick update on the problem that we face. Unfortunately the news is not all good I'm afraid. Mr Patel said that he did not have time to investigate the problem with the MoneyGram transaction yesterday evening as he had to go to the cash and carry warehouse to stock up on things that he was running short of. The good news however, is he has Mrs Patel looking into it as I write this. Mr Patel said that we should be patient as going through the transaction records regarding both receipts could take a little time, especially if a call to head office is required. Therefore I would suggest that you continue to hold off sending my file to Mrs Quéméner for as long as possible. Once I receive the information I'm waiting for regarding the transactions I'll be more than happy to contact Mrs De Bolle and apologise if the fault lies at my door.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Mr Reviere:
Date: 12/05/2022
Office of Justice
Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium
Followed by Mr Cyril R?
I warned you the law is the law it applies to everyone so no exception for you if you do not contact Mrs Catherine De Bolle, before the arrival of the assistant of Mrs Myriam Quéméner, at his arrival I will hand over your file it's clear and clean.
Have a nice day, I am very busy
Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere,
Cyril:
Dear Mr Reviere
I think you're being a little bit unfair, but hopefully I'll have some news regarding the receipts and the transactions by late afternoon. With any luck it will shed some light on the problem and I'll be in a better position to approach Mrs De Bolle and reopen negotiations once again. Fingers crossed.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Cyril (this Morning):
Dear Mr Reviere
Good morning to you sir. In fact it's good morning for all concerned in this mystery surrounding the MoneyGram receipts. Late yesterday evening I had a visit from Mr and Mrs Patel who have explained all that's transpired with the two transactions in question over the last couple of weeks. Now that I have the facts at hand I will be happy for Mrs De Bolle to once again contact me to get this whole matter of the payment sorted out. I really must take this opportunity to thank you for your time and patience during your dealings with me. You are a credit to Europol, my good man. Please make Mrs De Bolle aware that I will be in most of the day. The weather forecast is good and I really do need to refelt the shed roof. I really am looking forward to getting this whole unpleasant business sorted out once and for all. If you could act in a timely manner, that would be much appreciated.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
And Mr Reviere's reply (not long ago):
Date: 13/05/2022
Office of Justice
Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium
Followed by Mr Cyril R?
I don't know why, but Mrs Quéméner's secretary was of the opinion that you should be given the benefit of the doubt from last night's party, so I didn't hand over your file.
Now if you know that Mrs Catherine did not lie to you and I have just warned her, you can now make the first move by contacting her so that together we can settle this matter today.
Please reply directly to Mrs Catherine De Bolle on receipt of this message.
I don't know if this is a stretch but using that two word search term I found some articles from November 2020 involving a female model (I won't post a lnk ).
What I get out of it is (and I could be totally wrong), he means, you are not that special ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
^Not that special! I was hoping Mr Reviere meant Cyril was not old and wrinkly.
Cyril:
Dear Mr Reviere
Thank you so very much for your prompt reply. Please accept my assurance that I shall contact Mrs De Bolle within the hour, but first I would like to strip the last of the old roofing felt off of the shed roof and tidy up the mess. Chumpy keeps trying to chew the old felt that's laying on the ground and I'm worried that he may swallow a tack. The last thing I need now is a trip to the vets and the costs that will incur. Oh! and please thank Mrs Quéméner's secretary for me. I think he/she has made the right decision. I feel that no one would benefit from me being carted to a police cell when we are so close to getting this whole sorry state of affairs sorted out.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
A rather angry Mr Reviere:
Date: 13/05/2022
Office of Justice
Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium
Followed by Mr Cyril R?
What are you waiting for to contact Mrs Catherine De Bolle, it's been 6 HOURS since I received your last message. Why haven't you contacted Ms Catherine De Bolle yet? I have just received a message from the secretariat of Ms Myriam Quéméner, so we all want to know where we stand. Please note that no apologies will be accepted as it is agreed that we must settle your case today, so don't take the piss out of us as we have given you our trust and respect.
This scammer's writing style is ... interesting. Not the run-of-the-mill, garbled, learned English as a second or third language type of missive we're used to seeing.
^they're certainly in stark contrast to the MoneyGram (and perhaps Lenny) calls that the other lucky receipt sender has managed to get out of this gang.
Cyril (just a few minuets ago):
Dear Mr Riviere
Let me start by saying that I completely understand your frustration and dare I say anger at my late reply. I know that you have said no apologies will be accepted, but I feel that I at least owe you an explanation as to why I was unable to email Mrs De Bolle when I had told you I would do so. As you already know, my intention was to strip the last of the felt from the shed roof, tidy up, and then make my next job contacting Mrs de Bolle. Unfortunately in my haste to meet the hour deadline we had agreed upon I fell off the shed roof. Well, not exactly feel, but slipped off the top rung of the ladder in my haste to retrieve an extra large piece of roofing felt that Chumpy had run off with. At the time I couldn't see if it had any tacks in it, but I thought it best to err on the side of caution. I really should have adhered to the old adage of less haste more speed and we would not have found ourselves with this unforeseen delay. Anyway, long story short, I feel off the ladder, hit the ground, lay there for about an hour dazed and in pain, watched chumpy devour the whole piece of roofing felt whilst unable to do anything about it, then drag myself across the garden into my cottage, manage to get to the phone, call 999 and ask for an ambulance, get carted off to A&E, triaged as non urgent!!!!!, sit there waiting for eight fucking hours!!!!!, seen by a doctor for about two minutes!!!!!, x-rayed, sent home in the early hours with some painkillers. Anyway, that was my day. I hope now that you understand what I have been through you can find it in your heart to accept the apology I now give you. I will of course send Mrs De Bolle the email she has been expecting, but I'll do that on Monday as I don't want to disturb her weekend. I'm of the opinion that even the director of Europol needs a little me time now and again, so to bother her with my problems right now seems a little selfish.
^ I can assure you Cyril's a little more portly than that.
Mr Reviere:
Date: 14/05/2022
Office of Justice
Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium
Followed by Mr Cyril R?
I wish you a speedy recovery.
Could we send a police patrol to check your home?
You must know that the federal police work 7 days a week and 24 hours a day so it is not up to you to decide when Ms. Catherine should rest. This long message that you took more than half an hour to write, why didn't you take advantage of this time to write directly to Ms. Catherine? You should know that this decision is more important than mine so stop fucking with me and send the message to Ms. Catherine.
Cyril:
Dear Mr Reviere
Firstly, thanks for your heartfelt well wishes, they mean a lot to me. As for having the police pop by to check on me, I'd rather you didn't do that. I'm fine apart from the torn knee ligaments and the fact that my knee is the colour of a beetroot and the size of a Galia melon at the moment. Hopefully the swelling will go down in a few days and I'll become a bit more mobile. Until then I have quite a few microwavable meals in the freezer and I can always phone out for a Chinese or Indian takeaway if needed. So don't worry too much about my welfare as I'm sure I'll cope somehow. With that said, I want you to know that I really do appreciate your assurance that Mrs De Bolle is on constant call. However, and please don't get the impression that I don't believe you, but I still think it best that I stick to my original plan of contacting her Monday. Of course, should you wish to have a word with her yourself today and have her contact me before then I'll be more than happy to put her in the picture. And just for future reference, piss and fucking are not really the type of language one expects from a high ranking official of Europol. So if you would be so kind as to refrain from using such uncouth expletives in any future correspondence, that would be much appreciated.
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