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Post by Penfold on May 16, 2022 3:51:39 GMT
No reply to Cyril's last email, so a little poke on Sunday morning. Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere Due to Mrs De Bolle's silence, am I to understand that I was correct in my assumption that she did not wish to be disturbed this weekend? Toodle-pip Cyril No reply from either Mr Reviere or Mrs De Bolle. Has the lad finally given up? Cyril's curious to find out:Dearest Mrs De Bolle A very good Monday morning to you. As promised to Mr Reviere, I now write to you with an update on the confusion we have faced regarding the MoneyGram receipts. In the brief and worrying interlude you and I have faced I have with the help of the Patel's and the patience of both Mr Reviere and Mrs Myriam Quéméner's secretary been able to unravel the chain of events that have led to all of the trouble we have experienced concerning these damned MoneyGram receipts. At this point I'd just like to say that I really do think that Mr Reviere needs to be commended for his diligence throughout his dealings with me. Although I have found him a little rude at times it must be said that one rarely comes across a man of his calibre, so when one does it's certainly a refreshing and reassuring turn of events. Anyway, back to the matter in hand surrounding these MoneyGram receipts. The good news is you and I have nothing to worry about concerning the phone numbers matching on both of the receipts. It appears that this can sometimes happen when two payments have been made to the same recipient. If my understanding is correct, what happens is once a call has been placed to MoneyGram from the recipient the phone number is released back into the MoneyGram system to be reused again. Mrs Patel was able to get confirmation that this process is probably behind the issue you and I have faced. After checking the transaction records of both receipts Mrs Patel was able to ascertain that six calls had been placed to MoneyGram from Mr B?  . One call was placed on the 29th of April and five further calls on the 30th of April. Obviously I have not got any information on the reason why Mr B? made so many calls as that would necessitate Mrs Patel requesting transcripts of the calls and other information that would take far too long to obtain given the GDPR rules that govern such information. However, I do know for a fact that all six calls were answered. On top of that, the Patel's have assured me that given the amount of calls that were made by Mr B? and based on their own professional experience running a MoneyGram outlet, it's very unlikely that Mr B? was unsuccessful in obtaining the money Mr K? sent. I don't mind telling you that I've had sleepless nights after being told that because it really made me start to wonder why Mr K? is now languishing in prison. How can I now be sure that your promise that I would obtain my certificate of innocence and your further assurance that all the evidence against me would be deleted is not just some kind of ruse to get the £2,500 out of me? How do I know that you won't do the same thing to me as you appear to have done to poor Mr K? ? After all, he paid the full amount that you originally asked me for and you still had him incarcerated. I need your unequivocal assurance that once Mr B?  collects my payment from MoneyGram the same terrible fate will not befall me. Toodle-pip Cyril |
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Post by Penfold on May 17, 2022 4:17:07 GMT
The lad doesn't want to give up just yet. Mrs De Bolle:Hello, We acknowledge receipt of your message and wish you a good Monday. Mr Cyrille, I'm going to be very brief in my message if I didn't do my job properly and if I had wanted to put you in prison since I would have done it, I had all the power to prevent a negotiation between you and Mr Benoit, but I didn't do it, I let you find a solution together, so you should know that in business, there must be mutual trust between the two parties. This case has been dragging on so to make it short I give you my word that once the settlement is made, I will send you your certificate of cancellation of file, your receipt of payment as well as the evidence against your guilt. And since there is a good expectation between you and Mr. Benoit I will send a follow up message as proof to their office giving my word that your file will be cancelled after receiving your fine. And to clear all doubts install we will go back to the initial payment of 2500 Pounds, a bank transfer so I will leave you the choice to transmit you our International bank cordonner or to submit you a British bank RIB which will be the RIB of one of our subsidiary in the UNITED KINGDOM, then quickly make your choice of Rib and answer me in the immediate future. As for the case of Mr K? we never got his money back and when I put them in contact with the justice office there he didn't want to negotiate either, that's why he's rotting in a prison, you can ask Mr Benoit he'll repeat the same thing. Mrs. Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CENTRAL DIRECTORATE OF THE JUDICIAL POLICE BRIGADE FOR THE PROTECTION OF MINORS Address : RUE ROYALE 202 AT ,1000 Brussels, Belgium Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle I hate to say this, but you persistently cause problems where none should exist. Who is Mr Benoit? The only people I have had any contact with are Mr Reviere and yourself. Are you now telling me that Mr Benoit should have been in contact with me as well? Mr Reviere mentioned Mrs Myriam Quéméner on several occasions, but never anything about a Mr Benoit. So once again, who the fuck is he and what part does he have to play in our negotiations? Toodle-pip Cyril Mrs De Bolle:Mr Cyril Don't make me laugh the full name of Mr Riviere is (Riviere Benoit) go check the messages he wrote to you and read his full name you will see. Take advantage of your next message to tell me what options you choose for the payment of the 2500 pounds: 1- International RIB 2- UK RIB Mrs. Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM) Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle I'm sorry that I am only just replying, but the delay was due to circumstances beyond my control. However, now that I'm back I want to assure you that making you laugh is the last thing I want to do. Anyway, I've taken your advice and checked the messages Mr Rivierie wrote to me and he definitely refers to himself as Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere. Now, as far as I'm concerned Riviere is his surname and not Benoit. I would never have dared to have been so familiar as to use anything other than Mr Riviere's surname throughout my correspondence with him, but if the professional manner in which I have addressed Mr Riviere during my dealings with him has caused you some mirth, then so be it. In fact, whilst we are on the subject of names, perhaps you could start showing the same professionalism as I show and start addressing me as Mr R? . R? is my surname, not Mr Cyril or Mr Cyrille, as you keep addressing me. I don't consider myself a petty man and I really wasn't going to say anything regarding your own shortcomings, but if you are going to start nitpicking over minor things then I might as well start doing the same. That brings us nicely back to your inability to understand that the £2,500 has already been sent and all that is needed is a call from Mr B? to the MoneyGram phone number that's on the receipt I sent you. What was the point of me getting to the bottom of things if we are just going to keep going around in circles? Toodle-pip Cyril Mrs De Bolle takes one of Cyril's suggestions on board:Mr R? Your Moneygram payment receipt is not compliant so we can't withdraw the money listen to our patience is running out if you don't do what we ask you to do if I take the file back to the judicial office I swear to you that no negotiation will be granted to you again it's been more than a week since I repeated to you to cancel the sending of the money order and you are just going around in circles cancel the money order and come and pay the 2500 pounds by transfer there is what difficult in my request. If you are looking for scandal you will get it I guarantee it. I am waiting for your answer if you don't want to make the payment by bank transfer as I ask you to do tomorrow morning I will go directly to the judicial office with your files before going to my office you have my word. |
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Post by Admin on May 17, 2022 15:18:49 GMT
I'm pretty sure that this is how it all started.
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Post by Penfold on May 17, 2022 17:42:15 GMT
^I'm worried that minor problems could be Cyril's downfall if the fee doesn't get paid somehow. Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle A very good Tuesday morning to you. I have just read through your latest email and I want to assure you that nobody is more frustrated by the amount of time this has taken than me. I had assumed that once I had made the payment of £2,500 everything would have been hunky-dory by now. However, your strange fixation on the genuineness of the MoneyGram receipt has been the main factor in the delays we are facing so I think any blame should lay firmly at your door. Please let me know if Mr B? has even attempted a single call to the number printed on my receipt. I had a go myself this morning and the call connected, but I hung up when I was informed to do so if I was not the recipient of the money. Is that why Mr B? made so many calls when trying to collect Mr K? 's payment? Was he confused about how to proceed? I know that you have told me that Mr B? was not qualified at the time, so perhaps he was still learning the ropes at that point. I'm sure that he's much better at calling now that he's had so much practice. Please let me know how he gets on retrieving my payment as I'm afraid that the long trip to my bank is out of the question for the time being due to the little accident I had a few days ago. I hope to hear some positive news in your next email. Toodle-pip Cyril Mrs De Bolle:Hello,There are no two explanations to give you, we categorically refuse your MoneyGram payment receipt, Mr B? will not do anything with what you say, so if it is not possible for you to pay by bank transfer this morning I will give your file back to the judicial office, that's clear. Mrs. Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM) Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle It really is not becoming of you to try to put the blame on Mr B? . Is he not your subordinate? I really do not think it is his decision whether he calls the MoneyGram number or not. I can therefore only deduce that it is yourself that is being difficult about the issue. I'm sure that Mr Reviere must have made you aware of my current mobility problem? So for you to then start threatening me with the judicial office once again is a blow below the belt. Please reconsider your stance, have a word with Mr B? and get him to do his bleeding job. Once again, I hope to receive some positive news in your next email. Toodle-pip Cyril Mrs De Bolle:Ok no worries I'll go with your file to the justice office you'll settle the rest with Mr Riviere Benoit. Mrs. Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM) Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle I think that your suggested course of action may be the best to take under the circumstances. Mr Reviere has always come across an intelligent and competent man, so I think he and I should be able to sort something out. I've been thinking about how to get the payment made and I think that I have come up with a solution that will satisfy everybody concerned in the matter. Please pass my file over as quickly as possible so that we can conclude this whole business in a timely fashion. Toodle-pip Cyril Mrs De Bolle doesn't hang about. Fifteen minutes later Mr Reviere is back in touch.Date: 17/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? I am very disappointed in you, I have just received your file in hand from Mrs Catherine De Bolle, for refusal of collaboration so I wonder if it was worth all the effort I made for you! So I want you to know that I am obliged to make my report and submit your file to the office of Ms. Myriam Quéméner. I am waiting to read you and I hope that you will have a good justification to give me so as not to aggravate your case. Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere, |
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Post by Penfold on May 19, 2022 4:30:07 GMT
Cyril was slow to answer. Mr Revievre:Date: 18/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Hello, I am waiting to read your supporting documents and still no answer from you! Or would you like me to give your file to Ms Quéméner's office so that you can go and answer directly to the court? Please let me know soon. Have a good start to your day.
Cyril:Dear Mr Riviere A very wonderful Wednesday to you. Please let me apologise for this late reply, but I was admitted to hospital yesterday afternoon and was kept in overnight and was only discharged about an hour ago. I don't feel that a lengthy explanation is required as you're already well aware of the problem surrounding my gammy knee and how it came to be in such a mess. Anyway, the long and short of it is I had to have the damned thing drained as it just kept ballooning despite the anti-inflammatory drug I'm taking. I did try to explain to Mrs De Bolle that my mobility is temporarily limited, but she didn't want to listen and instead sent my case back to you. So yes, your feeling of disappointment is well founded, but I feel it should be directed at Mrs De Bolle and not myself. Perhaps it's for the best that you are once again dealing with my case. I can't help but feel that Mrs De Bolle is out of her depth when delicate negotiations are required. Please let me know how you think it best we proceed without getting Ms Myriam Quéméner involved. I feel that course of action would just muddy the waters further and would be to nobody's benefit. Hope to hear from you soon. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 18/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Hello, first of all I wish you a speedy recovery. To make a long story short, as you say, the best thing would be for the two of us to negotiate directly, so please tell me how you intend to pay the fine so that together we can resolve this unpleasant situation. Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere, Cyril:Dear Mr Riviere Thank you for your well wishes, but I don't think that I'll be dancing a jig any time soon. However, that doesn't mean that I won't be mobile enough within a day or two to get myself out to Mr Patel's to see about retrieving the £2,500 I sent to Mr B? . I have the feeling that another MoneyGram transfer to your good self is out of the question, so I have another method that I think will suit both of us. First though, I'll need to see about getting the £2,500 back. Please let me know if another small extension of any deadline that you're working to can be granted. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 18/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Mr. I understand you and I don't want to create any more problems than you already have, so you and I will have a personal agreement so everyone will have to keep their word. I give you my word that you will slow down your file for another 48 HOURS and in return you will tell me what method you will use to make your payment and that you will commit to paying the money by Friday 20th May. If you are sure that you can meet this condition then I am ready to help you. Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere, Cyril (this morning):Dear Mr De Bolle A very good Thursday morning to you. Please let me apologise for not replying to your last email until now. Unfortunately not long after I sent you my last email the Internet went off. Obviously I was not happy about that considering that we need to be able to stay in touch to get our business together sorted out in a timely fashion. Luckily for the both of us I found the little green light was back on the hub thingy under the telly when I awoke this morning and I can once again access my emails and see your kind offer of a 48 hour extension to the deadline. What I need to clarify however, is does the 48 hours start from the time you sent your last email or from the time I was able to read it. Hopefully it's the latter, as being able to read it was due to circumstances beyond my control. Anyway, once I ascertain that information I should have a better idea of the time frame we're working on. If, as I hope, I still have 48 hours I think that it would be better for me to rest my knee for another day before attempting the stroll into the village to retrieve the £2,500. I'm not sure, but it looks like the swelling has gone down a little bit since yesterday, so I'd rather not aggravate it by walking into the village unless it's absolutely necessary. Please get back to me as soon as you can in case the clock has still been ticking since your last email of yesterday. Toodle-pip Cyril Cyril has only just noticed he's addressed Mr Reviere as Mr De Bolle. Must be due to all the painkillers and whisky. |
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Post by Penfold on May 20, 2022 7:30:43 GMT
The merry dance continued. Mr Reviere:Date: 19/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Hello, I acknowledge receipt of your message and well I'm sorry to say that the 48 hours took effect from the moment I sent the message so I'd say you have all day today to get the money back and make the payment by tomorrow. I hope you will be able to move to solve the problem. Get well soon. Cyril:Dear Mr Riviere Thank you for your prompt response. Although your news regarding the 48 deadline is disappointing it was not totally unexpected. You have always come across as a man that once his mind is made up he sticks to the decision that he has made. However, I really do not think that my knee could hold up to the walk to Mr Patel's store and home again. I beg you to give me a little more time to recuperate. Just another 24 hours could be all I need. I'm even prepared to pay the full amount that was originally demanded by Mrs De Bolle if it will buy me a little extra time. Please try to find it in your heart to grant my small request. I hope to hear the good news that you're willing to be so benevolent. Toodle-pip Cyril Cyril (an hour or so later):Dear Mr Reviere For God sake man! Why are you getting the FBI involved? Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 19/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? All right, no worries, I'll give you these privileges as long as you pay the full amount required by the legislation. If you will respect the agreement that you yourself have proposed I will agree to grant you the extra 24 hours. Get well soon and take good care of yourself. Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere Hang on a minute there, my dear fellow. You can't just get the FBI involved and then act as if nothing has changed. Why is Special Agent Adams getting involved? Is this something Mrs De Bolle has decided to do behind your back? I don't understand what's going on anymore, or who I should be dealing with. You'd better have some kind of explanation because I refuse to go any further until I know who has jurisdiction where my case file is concerned. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 19/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? What are you talking about I'm the only one who has your file right now why would I bring in the FBI after giving you my word? Who's Special Agent Adams? The FBI has no jurisdiction over this case, so please forward the agent's message and e-mail address to me and I will handle this matter at my level. NB/ do not reply to any email regarding this case other than my emails I am the only one who is your file and I can guarantee you that Mrs Debole is not involved. Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere I'm only replying to your email because I am still not sure what is going on, or who to believe at this moment in time. I would send you the details you're asking for, but Special Agent Adam's has already warned me against doing anything so rash. He's claiming that I have been duped by yourself and Mrs De Bolle into believing you are working on behalf of Europol. and you are nothing but a couple of charlatans. He claims this sort of thing where some nefarious types send out thousands of emails hoping to get lucky contacting a genuine pedo happens all of the time. As I say, I don't know what to believe, but Special Agent Adam's seems to know what he's talking about and his ID card looks bloody authentic. He even asked me whether you and Mrs De Bolle had ever supplied any form of ID and sadly I had to admit you had not. That's partly my own fault for being the trusting person that I am, but if you and Mrs De Bolle could furnish me with your ID's that would certainly go a long way to coming to some kind of decision about what's going on. I'll leave that with you and hope that you can put my mind at rest about this most troubling turn of events. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 19/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Mr R? I have just done some extensive research on this FBI story, I have learned that the real name of the agent who contacted you is Sask????ch Par????ni, he is an Algerian, living in Morocco and currently wanted for fraud and computer crimes in Europe, Africa and the Middle East. I remind you that the FBI has no jurisdiction, but you should know that the FBI is the USA without authorization, they can't do anything here, we are the federal police, we are the ones who deal with cases like voting. I don't know if this is a way for you to buy more time or what but I can guarantee you that you are doing it the wrong way. I and Mrs Catherine De Bolle are high ranking officials of our institutions and I can assure you that the turn of events is even more disturbing for us too. For the question of the identity documents I can guarantee you that the document that he transferred to you is a falsified document. Think for a moment how a high card of the FBI can send you his identity document and if afterwards the document is used for unhealthy purposes? who will be the owner of the document then think well a high card would never send you this identity document which is our case. Do your own analysis, is it the federal police, under the control of Europol, that is supposed to contact you or is it the FBI, based in the USA, that has the power to do so? Know that your next message will be crucial for the progress of this case either it is us or your FBI agent so know what you will say in your next message if I have to disengage myself from your case I will know because as you say this case is taking a very complicated turn and to avoid that it gets worse I would pass your file to the office of Mrs. Myriam Quéméner. And we'll see who can tell the truth or not. Since our first contact you know that I have always been a straightforward and honest man towards you, if I had the intention of taking money from you I would have done so from our first message, I have always said that for the fines it is at the office of Mrs Catherine De Bolle, that it is necessary to settle it is due to the lack of understanding between you and her that I am led to the negotiation of money, so if you are not thankful for the great service I am rendering you, then you can rely on whoever you want and we will see what happens next in this case. Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere, Cyril:Dear Mr Riviere Please do not think that I disbelieve a single word of your last email, but I've questioned Special Agent Adams about your claims and he's said that you are just trying to pull the wool over my eyes with your preposterous story about Sask????ch Par????ni. I don't know what to think about all of this, but I have to tell you that Special Agent Adam's is damned convincing. On top of that is the fact that you and Mrs De Bolle have still not sent the ID that I asked you for. If you can't or won't send your ID, then I'm afraid that I shall have to assume that everything Special Agent Adams has said about you is true and act accordingly. So the sooner that we get that minor sticking point out of the way the better for all concerned. Toodle-pip Cyril The last email was sent just after eight yesterday evening. No reply at the moment. |
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Post by Admin on May 20, 2022 13:34:06 GMT
Latin, no less?
Ego te condemnabitur
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Post by Penfold on May 20, 2022 17:46:13 GMT
Reply received. Mr Reviere:Date: 20/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? I wish you a very good Friday, if you find my answer today late please know that I was obliged to have a meeting between myself Mrs De Bolle and Mrs Myriam Quéméner. I will not be long in my message, here is the decision that has been taken to start with I formally inform you that we will not send you a copy of our identity documents our ethics forbid us to do so and you honestly know that no high carder in the world will send you a copy of his identity document. So here is the proposal of Mrs. Myriam Quéméner, she orders me to allow you 72 additional HOURS from this message the time for you to challenge the FBI agent to arrest you as you refuse all negotiations and if this delay passed you see nothing change you will know from him in us who holds your file and you will take your last decision. NB/ I want you to know that the file has been kept with her in case of non waiting she will know what to do immediately. Have a good day and a speedy recovery to you. Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere, Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere I just thought that you should know that something doesn't seem right where Special Agent Adams is concerned. I won't go into the specific details, but please be informed that I'm currently in contact with the American Embassy in London to check out his credentials. I am just waiting for the Embassies FBI liaison officer, Agent Scully, to call me later this afternoon to discuss the matter. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 20/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Well I have been honest with you this agent is not funny but you are free to make your own investigation to be sure of what I say. Now you have until Monday 23rd May to pay your fine which is £4550.49 as you yourself suggested the rest of the twist in this case is up to you now as you know everything. Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere, Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere It looks like I owe you and Mrs De Bolle an apology. I have just got off of the phone call with Special Agent Scully and she has confirmed that Although there are three Special Agent Adams working for the FBI the photograph on the ID I was sent is of none of them. She informed me that I was probably dealing with some kind of scam and that things like this happen more frequently than people would imagine. She did offer to look into things further if I would like her to, but I politely declined as I felt the less people from the law enforcement community that are sticking their noses into my private business the better. Please rest assured that now I know what's what, I'll be sure to hobble down to Mr Patel's first thing tomorrow morning to retrieve the £2,500 I sent to Mr B? . Once I've done that, I'll be in touch to arrange the full £4550.49 payment. Toodle-pip Cyril |
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Post by Penfold on May 22, 2022 5:13:28 GMT
Mr Reviere:Date: 21/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Hello I wish you a very good start to Saturday, and your health I hope there is better today prompt recovery to you. I am reassured to read your last message which I have forwarded to Mrs Catherine De Bolle and Mrs Quéméner, please know that your apologies are accepted by all. Now if you can make the effort to make the payment today it will save us all time and I am sure it will build trust and respect between you and us. I look forward to hearing from you this morning. Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere, Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere A very good Sunday to you. I'm so sorry for not getting back to you yesterday, but my friend Harold popped by early Saturday morning with a surprise. Knowing of my accident and my limited ability to get around at the moment he turned up at my doorstep with a wheelchair. Fortunately for me, Old Mrs Hubbard who lived in the village had died on Tuesday and on Friday morning Harold saw that her son was holding a house clearance sale to raise money for her funeral. The poor old dear didn't have much money and she and her poor dog Shep would often be seen scavenging around the village bins looking for scraps the tourists had discarded. Obviously, wanting to help out and knowing of my predicament, Harold paid the princely sum of £6.50 for her old wheelchair. It's a bit scratched and one of the wheels is slightly buckled, but it certainly did the job and allowed myself and Harold to have a wonderful day out shooting squirrels. Ever thoughtful, Harold also purchased Shep for an extra £3.50 so that Chumpy would have some company on our day out. Shep's got a spot of mange here and there, but now that I have this wheelchair I'll attempt to get him to the vet on Monday to get that sorted out. I'll probably need to get Chumpy looked at as well considering the two of them have both been sleeping in Chumpy's bed all night. I think Chuppy really likes his new friend, so all in all it was a tenner well spent. And the good news is, while Harold and I were out gallivanting I was able to pop into Mr Patel's and get the £2,500 back. And don't worry, I think I have at least another £3,500 in my hidey-hole so I'll have more than enough to pay the full £4,550.49. By the way, What's the 49p for? I don't want to sound petty, but cant we just round the fine down to £4,550? Let me know about that and then we can arrange the payment. Hope to hear from you soon. Toodle-pip Cyril
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Post by Penfold on May 23, 2022 7:27:53 GMT
Sunday continued. Mr Reviere:Date: 22/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Hello I received your message very well, may the old lady rest in peace. Good Sunday to you, it's not serious I understand you can round up the fine to 4550 pounds to facilitate the transaction that does not pause any concern, today I work until 14:00 so we can organize the mode of payment this morning if I have the money today it will facilitate my work on Monday because I should move between the office of Ms. Catherine and Ms. Quéméner for the finalization of the cancellation of your file then if the two of us together have can save time it will please me waiting for a quick response from you. Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere Thank you for your prompt response and your kind offer to forgo the necessity of me finding the 49p to pay the fine in full. I make it a habit of putting any change I receive that is of a lower value than 10p into the first charity box I come across. I would have hated us to have hit another stumbling block arguing over the need for me to find 9p in loose change. Please let me know how soon you can get a Europol agent to Brockenhurst for the handover. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 22/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Thank you for your reply so I don't understand what payment proposal you are making? Do you want an agent to come to Brockenhurst in person to collect the money in cash? Why not choose an electronic payment method? It is even simpler and faster remember it is not in the functions of my staff the modalities of payment of money it is me I took commitment to help you so only me can receive the money directly coming from you so make me a proposal of more concrete payment I wait to read you as soon as possible. Here are my payment proposals: Bank transfer Payment by PayPal Payment by PCS coupons Payment by Transcash coupons You can choose one of these payment options. Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere You're a very perceptive man. You've managed to answer your first question with your second. So in answer to your third question, I feel that a face to face meeting would be in everybody's interest considering the problems we have faced in the past. It would also be doubly advantageous for me, as I would be sure that the file on my case is handed over at the same time as the money. Please don't get the impression that I don't trust your good self, but I do have my reservations about Mrs De Bolle's trustworthiness. You can assure me that she is a fine upstanding woman as much as you like, but that still won't alter the fact that despite S????an K? ?ar paying his fine in full he's still ended up in the chokey. Anyway, all you need to do now is let me know when you'll be arriving so that we can complete the exchange and call an end to all of this. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:
Date: 22/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Mr. your demand is not possible how do you want me to face the trip from Belgium to England to come and collect the money in person and give you your file? No, this is not possible. There are legal procedures to follow after the payment of your fine, we need 48 hours to finalise the cancellation of your file. And to make things clear, it is we who impose the directives and not you, at present you are in direct negotiation with me and not with Mrs Catherine, so where do you get your doubts from? Mr. your proposal is not acceptable either you submit to the legal procedure by choosing a means of payment that has been proposed to you or we stop all negotiations and let you settle the rest of your problem in court, I remind you I no longer have your file with me, your file is at the office of Ms. Quéméner to recover the file I must go with the money in person so if you do not accept my proposals you only have the judicial option to settle this problem. Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere I really do not understand why a trip to the UK would be such a problem for you. You've already made it clear in a previous email that Europol has unlimited funds at their disposal. Whether those funds are being spent productively pursuing minor wrongdoers is entirely up to Mrs De Bolle. Perhaps you should check with her before you dismiss my more than reasonable offer on how we can get this whole business concluded. I'm sure that she will agree with me that a quick trip to the UK by yourself is far more preferable to a long drawn out court case that would probably result in myself getting no more than a short suspended sentence. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 22/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Good evening, may I take the liberty of replying to your message from my home, who do you think you are? The federal police never know how to go and meet an accused person in person, take the fine in person and give him his file, this is illegal. If you had told me about your unhealthy idea of paying the fine in advance, I would never have given you an extra minute for the delay of your payment, but we have dragged on with this case and I have already determined your intention, you have no intention of paying the fine, so the best thing to do is to settle the rest of the case by a trial and the court will decide on the final decision Tomorrow I will inform Ms. Quéméner of the situation so that she can issue your arrest warrant and whoever is entitled to do so can take the next step.
Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere I fail to see why you are sounding so angry, or why you are accusing me of having no intention of paying the fine. Have I not offered to meet you face to face so that we can get this whole terrible situation concluded. I suggest you sleep on my proposition and I'm sure that in the morning you will realise that it is the best way forward. I can see no reason to involve Mrs Quéméner. A court case is only going to make yourself and Europol look foolish when I have several emails proving that I have always been willing to pay the fine. You need to ask yourself if Mrs De Bolle will be happy with you for wasting so much time and effort only to throw everything away just because you are too lazy to pop over to the UK. Anyway, I bid you a good night sir and I hope to see that you have come to your senses when I receive your next email. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere (just over an hour ago):Date: 23/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Hello, No worries, my decision is already made and since last night I have already informed Mrs Catherine De Bolle, I have her total support, she herself had already told us that you have no intention of paying the fine, I defended you so don't worry about us, we will meet at the trial and you can say whatever you want there, I will give the ok to Mrs Quéméner today so that she can start the legal procedure and you will see who is moving to meet the guilty of paedophilia. Surely the lad's not prepared to play the part of Mrs Quéméner as well? |
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Post by Penfold on May 24, 2022 18:00:43 GMT
I think we're nearly done. Thanks for watching. Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere I would wish you a wonderful Monday, but I can see from your email that you got out of bed on the wrong side this morning. I was hoping to read that you had reconsidered a trip to the UK, but I can see now that you have set your heart against that simple solution I had proposed. I guess that I will just have to wait and see what Mrs Quéméner has to say about things. As for Mrs De Bolle telling you that you have her full support is like good old Boris telling one of his cabinet the same thing. That assurance usually means the complete opposite and the poor unfortunate soon gets his or her marching orders. I really do hope the same thing doesn't happen to you. Despite your short-sighted laziness I really have enjoyed our little chats and I would hate to think I played any part in your imminent departure as Head of the Control Office. One can only hope that Mrs Quéméner is a lady of vision. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 23/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Ok very well I have just made my report to Mrs Quéméner so the legal procedure will be started from today. You can get ready soon a trip to Belgium all expenses paid will be offered to you. Good day and good luck to you for the next steps. Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere Thank you for your email. I look forward to hearing from Mrs Quéméner in the very near future. However, my stance is unchanged and I will only hand over the money at a face to face meeting here in the UK. I hate to seem ungrateful, but your generous offer of an all expense paid trip to Belgium is out of the question. My knee, although a little better, is still making getting around quite a chore. That's why I think an arranged meeting in Brockenhurst is still the best option. I will of course discuss this with Mrs Quéméner when she gets in touch. Perhaps she will be more receptive to the proposal. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 23/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? What are you talking about? It seems to me that you have not understood me. The trip, all expenses paid, is your extradition to Belgium and not a trip to Lux. The negotiations are over Mrs Quéméner will not contact you, her role is to establish an arrest warrant against you, which I will then transmit to the Gendarmerie closest to your place of residence for your arrest and file you as a sex offender, transmit your file to several national television news channels for broadcasting where your family, your loved ones and the whole world will see what you do in front of your computer. Even if you have both rooms cut off you will be put in a wheelchair and extradited. Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere, Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere A very good Tuesday Morning to you. I'm afraid that I have only just seen your latest email and I have to tell you that I am shocked by the content of it. Am I to understand that all avenues of negotiation are now closed to me and I must just await a knock at my door. The thought of being trundled off in my wheelchair to answer for my crimes just doesn't bear thinking about. And it's not just me that will be affected by such a terrible scenario. What about poor Chumpy and Shep? Shep's only just started his mange treatment and has another five days of tablets to take. Please, you have to have Mrs Quéméner contact urgently so that we can sort out a short stay of execution of the arrest warrant. I know it's too late to pay the fine, but a short period of grace will allow me to try to make some kind of arrangements for Chumpy and Sheps care whilst I'm in police custody. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 24/05/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? I can't tell you how long it will take before the international arrest warrant is issued against you, so if you are really worried about your life and the lives of your animals, you will submit to the payment conditions that have been proposed to you and you will pay your fines before the arrest warrant is issued. But there is no more negotiation, either you pay the fine or as soon as the arrest warrant is issued you will be arrested and extradited. Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere Thank you for making everything clear. Unfortunately my mind is made up about the method of payment and I shall not deviate one jot from my decision. Unless your good self or another appointed Europol agent can collect the £4,550 pounds from me here in Brockenhurst then I guess I shall just have to accept my fate. What would be useful to know is how long in your professional opinion these international arrest warrants usually take to get sorted out? I only ask as I feel the best course of action to take where Chumpy and Shep are concerned would be to have them both euthanised before I'm carted off by the police. Toodle-pip Cyril |
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Post by stellabella on May 25, 2022 6:28:22 GMT
Oh, no! Poor Chumpy and Shep. In the interim while you are [cough] in the big house in Belgium [cough] would Harold be able to take over their care? 
Thanks Penfold; your replies were most enjoyable.
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Post by Linoline on May 25, 2022 11:30:09 GMT
Brilliant bait so far. I'm in awe of how long you could keep them responding. Usually these kind of scammers don't even bother to respond if you don't just immediately send money
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Post by Admin on May 25, 2022 14:10:23 GMT
If it's demodectic mange, might I suggest Mitaban dip? It usually works in one treatment and, at least, that will be one less worry for Cyril.
One caveat: Fertility impairment studies have not been conducted in the canine with Mitaban, so if Shep is still dreaming of becoming a father or mother, there is that. No word on human fertility, either.
Wonderful bait.
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Post by Penfold on Jun 4, 2022 3:45:04 GMT
Europol has gone silent on poor old Cyril since his last email. He tried to clarify things on Monday 30th May, but received nothing in reply.
Cyril:
Dearest Mrs De Bolle
A very good Monday morning to you. I'm sorry to be a bother, but do you have any kind of update regarding my impending arrest? As of today I have had no further contact with Mr Reviere or the elusive Mrs Quéméner, so I really do not understand what's going on. I have been waiting with my overnight bag packed since sending my last email to Mr Reviere on the afternoon of the 24th of May 2022. I would have expected the British police to have swung into action by now if the evidence that you hold against me is as indisputable as you would have me believe. What I need to know from you is, have the proceedings against me been dropped? I really do think it unfair that the sword of Damocles is left dangling over Chumpy, Shep and myself if that is indeed the case. A prompt response to my questions would be greatly appreciated.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
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Post by Penfold on Jun 6, 2022 4:15:35 GMT
It's not quite over yet. After his last post, Cyril decided to drop Mr Riviere a quick email just to see if he could get a response. Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere I find myself having to put fingers to the keyboard once again on this fine Saturday morning in the hope that perhaps you can shed some light on how far my arrest warrant has gotten along the legal process. I only come to you as Mrs De Bolle failed to reply to the email I sent her on the morning of the 30th of May. I seem to remember you telling me something along the lines that Mrs De Bolle was a competent woman who is an asset to Europol and works tirelessly 24/7 to bring people such as myself to justice. Well, I have to tell you that I am beginning to seriously doubt that given the fact that I am still at large and free to carry on kiddy fiddling. When am I going to be arrested sir? If my case has been dropped then let me know so that I can use the £4,550 I've set aside to pay the fine on grooming expenses. And I don't mean for Shep and Chumpy. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Reviere:Date: 04/06/2022 Office of Justice Rue de la Loi 176, 1049 Brussels, Belgium Followed by Mr Cyril R? Good Saturday to you too. To begin with, do you think that Mme Catherine De Bolle has nothing to do but reply to your useless messages? Listen, stop bothering us with your useless messages, you have chosen the judicial option, which is not settled in our offices, so wait for the international arrest warrant to be issued in your name, often the judicial procedures are very long, you must know that, especially since an extradition request must be requested from your government, so reassure yourself that your file is still in progress and you will be surprised when you did not expect it. Please note that your file is no longer at my level but at the level of Ms Quéméner, so I am not working there. If you don't intend to retract and find a solution to stop this lawsuit against you, don't contact me again because I have nothing to tell you. Head of the Control Office: Mr Benoit Riviere, Cyril:Dear Mr Reviere Firstly, wind your bleeding neck in! The tone of your latest email may be acceptable to other Johnny Foreigners that you have to deal with, but not with me. You're talking to an Englishman so show some bleeding respect! Now, about this arrest warrant. Are you telling me that Mrs Quéméner is the one dragging her heels, or is the delay being caused by my own government? Someone's to blame for this situation you've caused by not accepting my reasonable solution to the problem we've faced surrounding the payment of the fine and I know it's not me. As for your question as to whether I think Mrs De Bolle should have nothing better to do than answer my useless messages, I would suggest that she should not. She is in charge of Europol and her prime directive should be putting people like myself behind bars where I can do no more harm. Instead she allows fools like yourself and Mrs Quéméner to leave me at large getting up to who knows what. I shall certainly be sending her a strongly worded email about your blasé attitude toward my case. However, that will have to wait until I return from the party that is being thrown down Harold's street to celebrate the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. Toodle-pip Cyril Cyril carries out his threat:Dearest Mrs De Bolle A very good Sunday morning to you. Unfortunately I find myself having to spend the start of it emailing you once again to ask when I can expect the International arrest warrant to be issued? I had an email from Mr Riviere yesterday in which he appeared rather rude and dismissive towards my concern regarding my freedom. Perhaps he is a little miffed that I have been spelling his surname incorrectly in most of my emails, but if he was to stupid to say anything then how was I to know until I noticed my mistake. Anyway, let's not dwell on Mr Riviere's sulky attitude, but instead focus on the problem at hand. To that end, I'm willing to admit that I can appreciate the fact that my case file has been handed over to Mrs Quéméner's office for the onward pursuit of justice. However, in my opinion it would appear that she is dragging her heels. I know you'll probably blame staff shortages due to Covid being the cause of the delay, but somehow you did manage to have poor Mr K? banged up within a week of him sending Mr B? the full payment of his own fine. Obviously that shows me that the British Government is as efficient as ever and are not to blame in any way for my current predicament. I personally think that Mrs Quéméner is not to blame and the problem lies firmly at Mr Riviere's door. How can I even be sure that the fool has passed my case over to Mrs Quéméner? I'm sorry to say this, but I think Mr Riviere has shown nothing but incompetence throughout my dealings with him and I really do think that you should reconsider his continued employment. Anyway, that's a decision only you can make, but I would expect you to at least look into my concerns surrounding Mr Rivere's suitability for the position he holds. After all, I was prepared to once again pay the fine via bank transfer if the option was still a viable one, but due to Mr Riviere's rude and condescending attitude I never got around to making the offer. I would have (if he'd given me the chance) told him that my knee is much better and I feel that making the bus journey into Southampton would now be possible. That said however, I will now only deal with Mrs Quéméner directly to get this sorted out. I refuse to have anymore dealings with Mr Riviere until I can be sure that Mrs Quéméner really is in possession of my case file. Have her contact me as soon as possible. Toodle-pip Cyril Mrs De Bolle:Good evening Mr Cyril R? I acknowledge receipt of your message. I'll start by reassuring you that your file is at Mrs Quéméner's office. For the question of Mr S? (given name) I will go into some details, we had already waited 3 weeks at home and 1 week at the office of Mrs Quéméner which was already 1 month before he faced his payment by Money_gram rejected. Because he had to sell some of his goods to make the payment, and he was arrested 8 days after his payment receipt at the Spanish border which is different from your case. Now it is not possible that Ms. Quéméner write to you in person, her function and role in the case does not allow her to do so, if you really want to pay the fine by bank transfer, it is with me that you must settle this. So if you agree with this tell me I will first stop the progress of your file and once the payment is made I will recover your file again for deletion and give you the evidence against you. Good evening to you. |
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Post by Penfold on Jun 7, 2022 4:00:09 GMT
Does Mrs De Bolle still smell a payday? Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle A very good Monday morning to you. I have just opened your latest email and quite frankly I am flabbergasted by its content. In fact, I do not recall a time when my flabber has ever been so gasted. Am I to understand that Mr K? was able to flee the UK and make it all the way to the Spanish border before he was finally apprehended? Did you or Mr Riviere not have the gumption between you to flag his passport as soon as proceedings against him were underway? What kind of second rate law enforcement agency are you running? If I had known that it would be so easy to evade justice I would have renewed my own passport when it expired a couple of years ago. Still, I suppose it's no good crying over spilt milk, or even considering renewing it due to the bloody backlog caused by Covid. It could take me months to get a new passport and even with the ineptitude that you and Mr Riviere have shown so far I can't imagine that I would still have my freedom by then. Therefore, I think the best thing that I can do is get this fine paid as quickly as possible. However, I will only do that with the assistance of Mrs Quéméner. I say that because I really have lost trust in you having the ability to handle the necessary given your latest revelation. I don't want to appear totally unreasonable so I'll grudgingly accept you as a middlewoman in the ongoing negotiations, but I refuse to allow you to have direct involvement regarding the payment of the fine. I suggest that you explain everything that's transpired up to this point to Mrs Quéméner so that she can better understand why she now needs to become involved. Hopefully, once Mrs Quéméner contacts me we'll be able to get this matter sorted out lickety-split. Toodle-pip Cyril Mrs De Bolle:Hello Mr Cyril R? I acknowledge receipt of your message, you can not understand all our working procedures if we do not do anything of your suggestions to the accused it is because every person like you are monitored discreetly and at the first need not even without the deliberation of the international arrest warrant the latter is put to stop. For the case of Ms. Quéméner I have just had a long conversation with her, impossible that she contacts you in person the only thing she can accept is to put you in contact with the direct attaché of her secretariat which is Mr Christian Cottet. So if it suits you I'll put you in touch with him for the rest. NB/ The condition for Mr Cottet to handle this matter directly is that you pay your fine within 24 hours of making contact with him. If you are happy with this, let me know so that Mr Cottet can contact you. Mrs. Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM) Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle Thank you for getting back to me so promptly. I have read your latest email and although it does not contain the news that I had hoped it would, it is at least a start toward getting the matter surrounding the payment of my fine resolved. To that end, I'm willing to allow Mr Cottet to finalise business on behalf of Mrs Quéméner. Please have him contact me at his earliest possible convenience so that we can finally arrange having this whole sorry saga laid to rest once and for all. Toodle-pip Cyril Here's Mr Cottet (Cyril's now officially a client):Good evening Mr Cyril R? I wish you a very good start to the week. I am Mr Christian Cottet, the direct attaché of the secretariat of Mrs Myriam Quéméner, assistant prosecutor at the tribunal de grande instance of Créteil and specialist in cybercrime. I am contacting you after an authorisation from Mrs Quéméner for an amicable settlement concerning your charge file Client n° 0025215-00Z. You are requested to contact me for the regulation of your almonds within 24 hours after receiving my message. I look forward to hearing from you so that we can put an end to this case which has lasted long enough according to the report of your file. Christian Cottet, the direct attaché of the secretariat of Mrs Myriam Quéméner Mrs De Bolle (just over an hour later):Good evening Mr Cyril R? I have asked Mr Christian Cottet to contact you under the authorisation of Mrs Quéméner, I hope that you have already received his message and that tomorrow you will put an end to this matter. Good evening to you. Mrs. Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM) |
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Post by Admin on Jun 7, 2022 21:31:49 GMT
I must admit that neither has mine up until I read that bit.
Always with the nut-cracking.
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Post by Penfold on Jun 9, 2022 4:04:44 GMT
Cyril's health issues continue to cause problems. Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle A very wonderful Tuesday morning to you. In answer to your enquiry, I have indeed received an email from Mr Cottet and will be dealing with it in due course. Unfortunately I awoke with a dodgy tummy this morning and to my shame I have to admit that I did not get out of bed in time to make it to the toilet before my bowels opened. I think the cause may have been the prawn sandwich I consumed at the Weasel and Ferret yesterday afternoon. At the time I thought it didn't taste quite right, but like a fool I ate the lot. Still, never mind, these things are sent to try us I suppose and there's not much that can be done about it now. However, it does mean that I shall now have to strip the sheets of the bed and get them in the wash. I'll also need to wash the bedroom and hall carpets. I tried to hold my hands over my backside as I rushed to the toilet, but that wasn't a complete success, if you get my drift. Anyway, once I've cleaned everything up (including myself) I'll get in contact with Mr Cottet. All of that shouldn't take more than a couple of hours so I'm sure that we'll have plenty of time to get the payment sorted out today. Toodle-pip Cyril Mrs De Bolle:Good morning Mr Cyril R? Very good Tuesday to you, so since this morning I have confirmed to Mr Cottet that you have received his message and that you will contact him shortly, he has just written to me, it is midday and still no news from you. Mr R? , a man's word is his bond. Please make sure you stick to your word and contact Mr Cottet so that we can put an end to this affair. Mrs. Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM) Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle I've only just seen your email and I really must apologise for my tardiness. As you already know, I had a bit of trouble this morning with my bowel movements and the extra work it caused me has left me rather exhausted. I know that you probably won't care, but things only got worse after my last email I sent you. To elaborate, I'd barely finished stripping the bed when I heard a bit of a commotion coming from the living room. When I went to investigate I found Chumpy and Shep had only gone and rolled in the excrement I'd deposited in the hall and were jumping on and off of the sofa and armchairs and were also rolling about on the rug. Chumpy's always been partial to rolling in fox shit when we're out on a walk and I think he's now passed that bad habit on to Shep. Anyway, to say that I wasn't happy would be an understatement and I chucked them both out into the garden until I had time to deal with them. Obviously their naughtiness caused me a lot more work and by the time I had cleaned the hall carpet, stripped the covers off of the sofa and armchairs, cleaned the rug and hosed Chumpy and Shep down I really didn't feel like contacting Mr Cottet today. Don't worry though, I'll do it first thing tomorrow morning, you have my word on that. Toodle-pip Cyril Cyril keeps his word:Dear Mr Cottet A very wonderful Wednesday to you. I'm sorry that I'm only just replying to Monday's email that you were kind enough to send. I'm sure that Mrs De Bolle must have informed you of the little problem I faced yesterday morning. To be honest, I really would not have wanted to take the risk of a trip into Southampton yesterday, anyway. My tummy continued playing up all day and I really did need to stay close to the toilet. A journey on the bus could have been fraught with the danger of me needing to fart and soiling myself. The thought of standing in a queue at the bank and then facing the journey back home with my pants full of excrement is not one that I relish. I'm sure that you yourself must have experienced the same kind of tummy issues in the past, understood the situation and adjusted the 24 hour deadline you gave me accordingly. If you didn't, can you do that now please and let me know the new deadline when you send me the account details I'm to use to pay the fine. I really am feeling much better today so if you can get back to me with some promptness I'm sure that we can have everything completed by this afternoon. Hope to hear from you soon. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Cottet:Hello Mr Cyril R? First of all I accept your apologies Mrs. De Bolle, keep me informed yesterday of your situation. I grant you a new delay of 24 hours. Then for the payment of your fines to avoid unnecessary back and forth to your bank I was ordered to submit 2 different bank RIB. 1- A BRITISH RIB: To: Elizabeth Me? ?? IBAN: IE10PFSR9? ? ?5707 BIC/SWIFT: P? ??1 2- RIB FOR INTERNATIONAL TRANSFERS : ACCOUNT NUMBER : BE ??30 7??? ??35 BIC CODE : N? ??B BANK : CRELAN BANK ACCOUNT HOLDER : MICHEL ? You have the choice of two accounts, so please send us the transfer order stamped by the issuing bank after making the transfer. The transfer order is requested by the hierarchy for the confirmation of the file. Once the payment is made, we will send you your certificate of file cancellation, your payment receipt and the evidence against your guilt. I look forward to hearing from you, have a great day on Wednesday. Unfortunately Mr Cottet's email ended up in Cyril's spam folder so it may not be found for a couple of days unless Mr Cottet or Mrs De Bolle chase things up. |
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Post by stellabella on Jun 9, 2022 12:48:44 GMT
 If I could give you more than one "like" on an individual post Penfold, I definitely would for your highly amusing replies above. That was so hilarious to read.
I'm eagerly anticipating how Cyril will get this business done!
Take as long as you need to respond, the longer you take, the more laughs I get.
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Post by Penfold on Jun 9, 2022 19:12:19 GMT
^Thank you Muchly. Cyril always likes to try to drag things out for as long as possible, but unfortunately Mrs De Bolle emailed Cyril a few hours after my last post so he felt it would be rude not to reply. Mrs De Bolle:Good morning Mr Cyril R? How are you this morning I hope, very good Thursday to you. I've just come to the news this morning since after your yesterday morning to Mr Cottet who replied to you giving you the bank details to which you must make the payment, no more news from you! So I come this morning to know where you are? Did you receive the message from Mr Cottet with our bank details? We are waiting for your news, especially the good ones... Mrs. Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM) Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle A very good Thursday morning to you and I'm afraid that's about all the good news I have for you. I say that because, at this moment in time, I've unfortunately received no further correspondence from Mr Cottet despite asking him for the account details on Wednesday morning. I am starting to worry that you have once again handed my case over to another complete imbecile. I have to tell you that I am not very impressed with the efficiency of your agency and I'm having serious doubts about ever getting the matter of the fine and my freedom sorted out. For God sake, find out what's going on and get back to me ASAP! Toodle-pip Cyril Mrs De Bolle:Hello Mr. Cottet I am surprised by your message although Mr Cottet has just forwarded me his message of yesterday that he sent you with the necessary information for the payment of your almonds. I am forwarding his message to you and hope that you will be able to resolve the problem today. Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle Firstly, I am not Mr Cottet, so why you've addressed me so I really can't imagine. Secondly, I'm surprised that you're surprised, given your agency's track record to date. I told you that I never received the email you've forwarded and claim Mr Cottet sent me and I expect you to take my word on that. I would suggest you get Mr Cottet to contact me himself rather than getting involved in matters that I thought we'd agreed you would keep your nose out of. I do hope that I've made myself clear, but just in case I haven't, I want to reiterate that I will only deal with Mr Cottet from this point onward. Toodle-pip Cyril |
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Post by Penfold on Jun 10, 2022 19:33:01 GMT
For God sake Cyril, check your spam. Mrs De Bolle:Good morning Mr Cyril R? Good Friday to you, in my previous message I knew very well that it was you I was addressing, I just transferred you the message from Mr Cottet with the necessary information to make your payment. Now this morning Mr Cottet has just informed me that this is the third message he has sent you this morning with the bank details, so I am quite surprised that you are receiving my messages for me and not for him, so I just want to inform you that if you do not respond favourably to Mr Cottet's message today, he will make his report to Ms Quéméner and withdraw from the case. Good day to you. Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle This whole business surrounding Mr Cottet's claims that he has been emailing me is becoming quite insufferable. I have heard not one word from him since Wednesday when I requested he send me the account details so that I could make the payment of the fine in a timely manner. Are you absolutely sure that what Mr Cottet is telling you is true? Have you actually seen him write these mysterious emails and hit send? He could just be trying to cover up his inefficiency by trying to blame me for something that is outside of my control. I suggest you sit next to Mr Cottet and watch him send me the necessary information I need. I'll leave that in your less than capable hands. Toodle-pip Cyril Mrs De Bolle:You know what Mr. stop taking the piss out of us, Mr. Cottet has what interest in not giving you the necessary information for your payment? It's you earlier who is not serious, the proof is that he transferred his message to me which I in turn transferred to you with the necessary information to make the transfer, what message do you need to listen to again if you don't make the payment from Monday onwards there will be no more possible negotiation, you will simply wait for your international arrest warrant to be extradited and have a fair trial. Mr Cottet sent you the message again this morning and he won't do it again you already have the information to make the payment so if you want to pay if you don't want to let it go it's up to you. Good afternoon. Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle A very good Friday evening to you. I've just read your latest email and I must admit I'm having a great deal of difficulty grasping what you mean by taking the piss. I hate to repeat myself, but I've still not had any correspondence from Mr Cottet since asking him for the account details. Once I hear from him personally I will be more than willing to transfer the £4,550 to the account he provides me with. You say the two accounts you provided were from Mr Cottet, but I only have your assurance on that and I'm afraid that's not enough. Perhaps It would be expedient if Mr Cottet were to call me on my home phone number to furnish me with the account details. I think that would certainly be the best option to speed things along. I'm assuming you have my home phone number in my file, but just in case you haven't, I can be contacted on +44 Lilly. Toodle-pip Cyril |
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Post by Penfold on Jun 12, 2022 5:35:48 GMT
Lilly's phone number didn't raise any red flag, but no call. Let's try again. Mrs De Bolle:Good morning Mr Cyril R? I wish you a very good Saturday, I'm going to repeat myself, we are an international structure and I'm the boss of my department so if you intend to negotiate with us you'll have to trust everyone starting with me. Mr Cottet has already sent you three messages and he will not contact you again, you already have the necessary information to make the transfer. If you really haven't received the messages from Cottet in your inbox, please check your junk mail. I'm sure you'll find the messages but know that he won't contact you again until you pay your fine. Now you are free to do it or not. Have a nice day. Cyril:Dearest Mrs De Bolle Before we get into the nitty-gritty contained in your last email may I wish you a sensational Sunday. Now, with the pleasantries over, let's try to make some sense of what's been happening and why. After reading your email I did as you suggested, checked my spam and lo and behold Mr Cottet's emails were indeed sitting there getting unread. That begs the question, why is Mr Cottet sending such important information to my spam? It also begs the question as to why you allowed things to go on for so long before telling me to check there. Your inability to handle the situation efficiently has made me look like a right old fool. Furthermore, I now feel that I've been put in the unenviable position where I need to apologise to Mr Cottet for doubting his competence. Although I feel that this whole situation is not my fault I shall in the interest of getting this matter concluded email Mr Cottet and ask him to call me. I think a man should always apologise in person, or face to face. Just sending him an email apologising would feel like the coward's way out to me, so a phone call is the best option available. Once I've spoken to Mr Cottet, made my apology, and had it accepted I can see no reason why I should not get straight down to my bank on Monday morning. Toodle-pip Cyril Cyril:Dear Mr Cottet A very super Sunday to you. Please call me on +44 Lilly urgently. I have something very important to say. Toodle-pip Cyril |
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Post by Admin on Jun 12, 2022 14:50:40 GMT
Let's see if that gets him off his ass.
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Post by Penfold on Jun 12, 2022 19:13:58 GMT
^Mrs De Bolle thinks not. Mrs De Bolle:Hello Mr Cyril R? How are you today, I hope you are also having a great Sunday. You finally saw the messages from Mr Cottet, although they should have been in your inbox, you found them in your junk mail, which often happens when sending messages but it's not a person's fault, so I couldn't know either, it's after a long reflection that I suggested you go and check. Now the problem is not the messages, it's whether Mr Cottet will agree to continue the negotiations with you because it's not his job, he just wanted to do you a favour. Today their offices don't work, so if you write to them and hope that they reply tomorrow, if they don't then there is no longer any negotiation possible. If I have any advice to give you, it is to go to your bank first thing on Monday morning and make the payment and send the receipt from your bank to Mr Cottet, which will give him back his confidence, don't wait for Mr Cottet to call you, I can guarantee you that he won't do it, so if you want to prove your good faith in settling this matter amicably, just go and make your payment, you've now seen Mr Cottet messages. Mrs. Catherine De Bolle , Commissioner General of the Federal Police, Head of the Brigade for the Protection of Minors (BPM) Cyril:Dearest Mr De Bolle Thank you for your email and your advice, but I think I'll wait to see if Mr Cottet wishes to call me. I'm hoping he's a man that can make his own decisions and doesn't need a woman to make them for him. I'm aware that such namby-pamby nonsense may be the norm in the rest of Europe, but here in the UK, men still hold fast to the rule that a woman's place is in the home and not in any position of authority where their erratic emotions will invariably get the better of them. Why else would God have created them with smaller feet if it were not to enable them to stand closer to the kitchen sink whilst washing up? Toodle-pip Cyril |
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Post by Linoline on Jun 13, 2022 8:42:28 GMT
I've always been wondering about this.. Thanks for clearing that up. My feet are big, I have a dishwasher... now I know why  I love your baits penfold and it's admirable that you string this one along for such a long time now. |
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Post by Penfold on Jun 13, 2022 13:46:06 GMT
^I also have a dishwasher.... Mrs Penfold. Mr Cottet:Good morning Mr Cyril R? I would like to acknowledge receipt of your message. Since Wednesday 08 June I have sent you the first message with the necessary information to make the payment of your fine, and you have claimed not to receive with the rest of the messages I have sent. So I want you to know that I should no longer reply to your messages, but I took the personal initiative to do so, so Mr. it's not my role to communicate and negotiate, it's at the request of Mrs. De Bolle and Mrs. Quéméner that I agreed to contact you. So I think that it's been more than a month that your file has been in our offices, you've had time to say everything, all that's left is for you to pay your fine. I will not call you if you are an honest person who really intends to settle his problem amicably, all the possibilities and privileges have already been granted to you, so either you pay the fine today so that we can move towards the end of this story, or you do not pay and you await your trial. I hope I have made my message clear now that you have seen my messages you have the necessary information to make the transfer. Christian Cottet, the direct attaché of the secretariat of Mrs Myriam Quéméner Cyril:Dear Mr Cottet A very magnificent Monday morning to you. Thank you for taking the personal initiative to contact me, It really is much appreciated. I was worried that I might not hear from you again, especially after Mrs De Bolle seemed to suggest that you were a snivelling weasel that she could somehow control. It's good to see that you're a man who's capable of making his own decisions without let or hindrance. Therefore, I think it only right that you do the needful thing and call me so that I can say what I need to say. I know that Mrs De Bolle may see your making the call as cocking a snook at her authority, but just imagine how silly she'll look when the payment of the fine is finally made. You should also take into account how impressed your own boss Mrs Quéméner will be with you for achieving something that Mrs De Bolle and that idiot Mr Rivere wasted so much time trying to achieve. I really think that one quick phone call is certainly going to be a win-win for you and Mrs Quéméner. However, if you're not sure that you've got the stones for it, or you're not sure if it's such a good idea, I'd run it past Mrs Quéméner for her approval. I know that course of action could be construed amongst real men as genuflecting to a woman, but you're a foreigner so I'll try not to be too disappointed in you if you choose to do that. As for my honesty, of course I'm not honest. Do you really think I would be in this situation if I were honest? I've made a lifelong habit of being deceitful anytime that I thought it would get me what I want. If you've taken the time to read my file I'm sure you'll see what I'm talking about. It must state that I never approach my young victims online saying "Hi I'm Cyril, I'm a 62 year old pedo who wants to get you to do all sorts of dirty things in front of your webcam". How far do you think I'd get using that approach? Not very far, that's the answer. I'm also sure that I'd have been on Europol's radar long before now if I had. Does my file actually say how many years I've been prowling the Internet looking for likely candidates for my special attention? Does it list the personas I've used? What about 12 year old Jimmy? I think he's my favourite. He's also a favourite with the boys and girls he contacts. It's probably his blond hair and blue eyes that does it. Anyway, enough about my honesty. I think we can agree that I'm not somebody that can be trusted, especially around children. However, when it comes to my own wellbeing I take matters very seriously. That's why I want to get the £4,550 paid as soon as possible, but I can assure you that I won't be making the trip to the bank until we've spoken and I've said what needs to be said. Toodle-pip Cyril |
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