Post by Yastreb on May 23, 2022 4:57:16 GMT
Two different scammers contacted Captain Mal using the same opening script, three years apart, but with the same basic flaw in the character they portrayed... or was that flaw in the Lads themselves? You be the judge!
The Scammer (both times)
Abu Hamza, an orphan aged 21 from Libya
Christopher Biggins, a United Nation Diplomat Agent, makes a guest appearance in part 2, courtesy of a different bait.
The Baiter
Malcolm Reynolds, retired US Marine living in Australia
I changed the scammers’ names; their emails are date-stamped. My comments are in bold.
Stage 1 (November 2014)
11 November
Sir
My name is Abu Hamza, 21yrs old from Republic of Libya , I escaped death few months ago in my country, and I lost my father during the last killing.Please, I just arrived from Republic of Libya few weeks ago to Accra Ghana , West Africa with consignment of ($9.8 Million US Dollar clean and ready to be spent cash.
Right now I am presently in a refugee camp (Bujumbura refugee camp) Kasoa, Ghana as a political refugee, please advise me on how to send the trunk box containing the money to you in your country, to enable you assist me invest the money wisely in available business in your country or any country of your choice. This money is presently at the cargo section of the Ghana international airport. I left the trunk box containing the u.s currency note because i do not have any reliable place to keep the fund since i am a foreigner in Ghana. I was given a deposit certificate by the customs exercise and preventives measure at the (Kotoka) airport on my arrival which i shall present on the day i came to claim the fund.
It is very risky to keep such huge amount of money at the (Kotoka) airport because it is not safe since I am a foreigner. I need your urgent call on REDACTED.
Kindly keep this matter confidential for my safety
Regards,
Abu Hamza
I sent a standard reply…
Mr Hamza
Who gave you my email address?
Malcolm Reynolds
… And the Lad sends the usual inadequate reply.
15 November
Dear Mr Malcolm
Sir,
Thanks for your positive email and the content therein is duly noted i got your email from internet .
Abu Hamza
Mr Hamza
Doesn't explain why you chose me for this.
What makes you think that I can be trusted?
Malcolm Reynolds
The Lad's reply this time is wrong on two key points.
16 November
Dear Mr Malcolm
After i got your contact i pray over it and i fill that you can not hot a fly and also a God firing person that is why i chose you to help me receive this found and invest it for me why i further my education under your care as my foster father.
Thanks
Hamza
Mr Hamza
I'm a retired US Marine who fought in both Gulf Wars and Somalia.
I am also an atheist.
Malcolm Reynolds
I doubt that he read my answer.
17 November
Dr Mr Malcolm
Good to her from you and i believe that with you am safe and my inheritance is also safe and you will invest the found wisely for me. please call me for voice talk.
Hamza
So I made the call as requested, and the scammer turned out to be a mournful bugger. He also made some assumptions and an admission that I was happy to smack him down for.
soundcloud.com/yastrebs-storm-wolf/2014-11-17-2215-mal-to-ali?in=yastrebs-storm-wolf/sets/i-lost-my-father-during-the-last-killing
Mr Hamza
So it doesn't matter that I'm neither harmless nor religious, even though your prayers said I was both?
Malcolm Reynolds
20 November
Dear Mr Malcolm
It doesn't matter what matter is your heart because what ever you do must touch your heart. I ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN ALSO TALK OR YOU CALL ME [REDACTED].
Hamza
Mr Hamza
Please explain what gives you the right to my help.
Malcolm Reynolds
I have to come to Ghana... O RLY?
21 November
Dear Malcolm,
Thanks for your email with your phone call on the subject matter.
I trust you because as a military man you can handle transaction of this magnitude and invest the money for me wisely.
As an orphan i trust you can help me realize my dream that is why i want your help.
Finally, i trust also that with your experience in life you can help me to claim the fund from the cargo section of the airport and i will need you to come to Ghana so i can present you to the customs office in Ghana for the claim of the consignment as my late father business associate. Kindly give to me your phone number for voice talk.
Thanks for your concern.
Abu Hamza.
Mr Hamza,
I'm not in a position to come to Ghana at short notice, or any notice really.
Neither am I able to make investments for you because I don't know anything about investment.
Malcolm Reynolds
23 November
Dear Malcolm,
Thanks for your brief email on the subject matter.
On your arrival to Ghana it can only take you two to three days to conclude this transaction while in Ghana and you can go back to your country with the fund in question while you will help me apply for entry visa into your country to enable me further my education in your care.
More so, if you do not have knowledge about investment you can use my money in buying of landed properties or alternatively you can do fallibility on the kind of investment you shall invest the money into when you claim the fund on your arrival here in Ghana.
You can look for an investor whom you can nominate to handle this transaction on you behalf and you can still get your percentage due for your assistance to make my dream come true by investing my inheritance fund.
Sir, i will be glad to have your phone number to enable me call you on my convenient time over this matter for our advantage.
Thanks for your understanding.
Yours truly
Abu Hamza
Mr Hamza
If I tried to take a box with millions of dollars back to Australia with me, I'd be stopped by the customs, and that would be just the start of my problems.
I also could not get you a visa for Australia because I'm still an American citizen and I don't have the right to sponsor you.
Malcolm Reynolds
23 November
Dear Sir,
Thanks for your latest email again and i wish to inform that will not carry the consignment by your self from Ghana to Australia but the United Nations diplomats will help you to carry the consignment while you can board the same fight with them them back to Australia with the consignment.
With this diplomat you can not have a problem at the airport because the diplomat have the immunity mandate that cover them to airlift consignments to any part of the world without them being subjected for searching.
The security company can issue you with an entry visa to Ghana and you will be stamp on your arrival to Ghana at the airport with this entry visa you do not need to go to Ghana high commission in Australia for a visa any longer.
Let me know when you can visit Ghana so i can arrange for your entry visa to Ghana. When you sponsor me you have your percentage for your involvement in this transaction. I will give you 30% of the total sum of the money in question while i will get 70% which you will still help me to invest in your country.
Any financial that you will nominate also will shall give him 5% from my share of the 70% provided you and the investor help me to invest this money wisely.
Thanks for your understanding.
Yours truly
Abu Hamza.
Mr Hamza
This is the busiest time of the year for me; tourist season. I have contracts that must be fulfilled. You should not have assumed my ability to travel to Ghana.
Malcolm Reynolds
Now some other demands!
25 November
Dear Melcolm,
I acknowledged the receipt of your email again on the way forward for the claiming of my consignment from the cargo section of the airport. Please sir it is very important that you send me your phone number to call you at my convenient time concerning this transaction. Can you send to me your copy of your passport or your national id card for my record.
Each time you call me it appears as private number on my handset. Sir i understand that this is busiest time of the year but note that your coming to Ghana will not take you more-than three days to conclude the transaction and you can fly back to your country with the diplomat along with my fund for further investment in your country of your choice.
Alternatively if you are finding it difficult to come as the case may be then the diplomat can deliver the consignment to you in your country then you can pay and claim it on its arrival.
Personally i would be glad if you can take few days to visit Ghana to conclude this business with me in Ghana as this will give me the opportunity to have face to face meeting over this transaction. Sir kindly send to me your phone number as requested above so i can call you at my will over this matter.
Thanks for your understanding.
Yours truly
Abu Hamza.
Time for some straight talking...
Mr Hamza
I get the impression that you come from a privileged and pampered background and that you're used to getting your way. That's no longer the case. You don't command instant obedience any more.
As I told you from the start, passport copies are illegal. Don't ask me again.
Americans don't have national IDs. Just remember that.
I also told you that my phone number is on a privacy setting and can only be released with the permission of my telco, and they won't do that to someone with No Fixed Address, like you. So don't ask me again.
What I did say to you before I rang off was that I'm not happy with receiving a consignment of cash, especially from a Libyan source, which would get all the wrong kind of attention.
Malcolm Reynolds
27 November
Dear Melcolm,
Thanks for your email and the contents noted. I can see that you are not willing to assist me over this transaction.
I will look for another investor from hence fourth since you are not willing to assist me handle this transaction.
Bye for now but if you are willing to work with me then contact me back or forget the transaction.
Thanks
Abu Hamza
Mr Hamza
I told you some home truths and your reaction is what I expected. If you want me to work with you, you get the whole package. I don't sugar the pill - I speak my mind.
As I said, you've gotten your way for all your life and that is going to change. If you're unhappy with that, then don't write back.
Malcolm Reynolds
The Lad did what he was told, which is surprising, to say the least.
The Scammer (both times)
Abu Hamza, an orphan aged 21 from Libya
Christopher Biggins, a United Nation Diplomat Agent, makes a guest appearance in part 2, courtesy of a different bait.
The Baiter
Malcolm Reynolds, retired US Marine living in Australia
I changed the scammers’ names; their emails are date-stamped. My comments are in bold.
Stage 1 (November 2014)
11 November
Sir
My name is Abu Hamza, 21yrs old from Republic of Libya , I escaped death few months ago in my country, and I lost my father during the last killing.Please, I just arrived from Republic of Libya few weeks ago to Accra Ghana , West Africa with consignment of ($9.8 Million US Dollar clean and ready to be spent cash.
Right now I am presently in a refugee camp (Bujumbura refugee camp) Kasoa, Ghana as a political refugee, please advise me on how to send the trunk box containing the money to you in your country, to enable you assist me invest the money wisely in available business in your country or any country of your choice. This money is presently at the cargo section of the Ghana international airport. I left the trunk box containing the u.s currency note because i do not have any reliable place to keep the fund since i am a foreigner in Ghana. I was given a deposit certificate by the customs exercise and preventives measure at the (Kotoka) airport on my arrival which i shall present on the day i came to claim the fund.
It is very risky to keep such huge amount of money at the (Kotoka) airport because it is not safe since I am a foreigner. I need your urgent call on REDACTED.
Kindly keep this matter confidential for my safety
Regards,
Abu Hamza
I sent a standard reply…
Mr Hamza
Who gave you my email address?
Malcolm Reynolds
… And the Lad sends the usual inadequate reply.
15 November
Dear Mr Malcolm
Sir,
Thanks for your positive email and the content therein is duly noted i got your email from internet .
Abu Hamza
Mr Hamza
Doesn't explain why you chose me for this.
What makes you think that I can be trusted?
Malcolm Reynolds
The Lad's reply this time is wrong on two key points.
16 November
Dear Mr Malcolm
After i got your contact i pray over it and i fill that you can not hot a fly and also a God firing person that is why i chose you to help me receive this found and invest it for me why i further my education under your care as my foster father.
Thanks
Hamza
Mr Hamza
I'm a retired US Marine who fought in both Gulf Wars and Somalia.
I am also an atheist.
Malcolm Reynolds
I doubt that he read my answer.
17 November
Dr Mr Malcolm
Good to her from you and i believe that with you am safe and my inheritance is also safe and you will invest the found wisely for me. please call me for voice talk.
Hamza
So I made the call as requested, and the scammer turned out to be a mournful bugger. He also made some assumptions and an admission that I was happy to smack him down for.
soundcloud.com/yastrebs-storm-wolf/2014-11-17-2215-mal-to-ali?in=yastrebs-storm-wolf/sets/i-lost-my-father-during-the-last-killing
Mr Hamza
So it doesn't matter that I'm neither harmless nor religious, even though your prayers said I was both?
Malcolm Reynolds
20 November
Dear Mr Malcolm
It doesn't matter what matter is your heart because what ever you do must touch your heart. I ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN ALSO TALK OR YOU CALL ME [REDACTED].
Hamza
Mr Hamza
Please explain what gives you the right to my help.
Malcolm Reynolds
I have to come to Ghana... O RLY?
21 November
Dear Malcolm,
Thanks for your email with your phone call on the subject matter.
I trust you because as a military man you can handle transaction of this magnitude and invest the money for me wisely.
As an orphan i trust you can help me realize my dream that is why i want your help.
Finally, i trust also that with your experience in life you can help me to claim the fund from the cargo section of the airport and i will need you to come to Ghana so i can present you to the customs office in Ghana for the claim of the consignment as my late father business associate. Kindly give to me your phone number for voice talk.
Thanks for your concern.
Abu Hamza.
Mr Hamza,
I'm not in a position to come to Ghana at short notice, or any notice really.
Neither am I able to make investments for you because I don't know anything about investment.
Malcolm Reynolds
23 November
Dear Malcolm,
Thanks for your brief email on the subject matter.
On your arrival to Ghana it can only take you two to three days to conclude this transaction while in Ghana and you can go back to your country with the fund in question while you will help me apply for entry visa into your country to enable me further my education in your care.
More so, if you do not have knowledge about investment you can use my money in buying of landed properties or alternatively you can do fallibility on the kind of investment you shall invest the money into when you claim the fund on your arrival here in Ghana.
You can look for an investor whom you can nominate to handle this transaction on you behalf and you can still get your percentage due for your assistance to make my dream come true by investing my inheritance fund.
Sir, i will be glad to have your phone number to enable me call you on my convenient time over this matter for our advantage.
Thanks for your understanding.
Yours truly
Abu Hamza
Mr Hamza
If I tried to take a box with millions of dollars back to Australia with me, I'd be stopped by the customs, and that would be just the start of my problems.
I also could not get you a visa for Australia because I'm still an American citizen and I don't have the right to sponsor you.
Malcolm Reynolds
23 November
Dear Sir,
Thanks for your latest email again and i wish to inform that will not carry the consignment by your self from Ghana to Australia but the United Nations diplomats will help you to carry the consignment while you can board the same fight with them them back to Australia with the consignment.
With this diplomat you can not have a problem at the airport because the diplomat have the immunity mandate that cover them to airlift consignments to any part of the world without them being subjected for searching.
The security company can issue you with an entry visa to Ghana and you will be stamp on your arrival to Ghana at the airport with this entry visa you do not need to go to Ghana high commission in Australia for a visa any longer.
Let me know when you can visit Ghana so i can arrange for your entry visa to Ghana. When you sponsor me you have your percentage for your involvement in this transaction. I will give you 30% of the total sum of the money in question while i will get 70% which you will still help me to invest in your country.
Any financial that you will nominate also will shall give him 5% from my share of the 70% provided you and the investor help me to invest this money wisely.
Thanks for your understanding.
Yours truly
Abu Hamza.
Mr Hamza
This is the busiest time of the year for me; tourist season. I have contracts that must be fulfilled. You should not have assumed my ability to travel to Ghana.
Malcolm Reynolds
Now some other demands!
25 November
Dear Melcolm,
I acknowledged the receipt of your email again on the way forward for the claiming of my consignment from the cargo section of the airport. Please sir it is very important that you send me your phone number to call you at my convenient time concerning this transaction. Can you send to me your copy of your passport or your national id card for my record.
Each time you call me it appears as private number on my handset. Sir i understand that this is busiest time of the year but note that your coming to Ghana will not take you more-than three days to conclude the transaction and you can fly back to your country with the diplomat along with my fund for further investment in your country of your choice.
Alternatively if you are finding it difficult to come as the case may be then the diplomat can deliver the consignment to you in your country then you can pay and claim it on its arrival.
Personally i would be glad if you can take few days to visit Ghana to conclude this business with me in Ghana as this will give me the opportunity to have face to face meeting over this transaction. Sir kindly send to me your phone number as requested above so i can call you at my will over this matter.
Thanks for your understanding.
Yours truly
Abu Hamza.
Time for some straight talking...
Mr Hamza
I get the impression that you come from a privileged and pampered background and that you're used to getting your way. That's no longer the case. You don't command instant obedience any more.
As I told you from the start, passport copies are illegal. Don't ask me again.
Americans don't have national IDs. Just remember that.
I also told you that my phone number is on a privacy setting and can only be released with the permission of my telco, and they won't do that to someone with No Fixed Address, like you. So don't ask me again.
What I did say to you before I rang off was that I'm not happy with receiving a consignment of cash, especially from a Libyan source, which would get all the wrong kind of attention.
Malcolm Reynolds
27 November
Dear Melcolm,
Thanks for your email and the contents noted. I can see that you are not willing to assist me over this transaction.
I will look for another investor from hence fourth since you are not willing to assist me handle this transaction.
Bye for now but if you are willing to work with me then contact me back or forget the transaction.
Thanks
Abu Hamza
Mr Hamza
I told you some home truths and your reaction is what I expected. If you want me to work with you, you get the whole package. I don't sugar the pill - I speak my mind.
As I said, you've gotten your way for all your life and that is going to change. If you're unhappy with that, then don't write back.
Malcolm Reynolds
The Lad did what he was told, which is surprising, to say the least.
But little did I know that he’d be back... sorta.