I'm gay but I want to repent - the confessions of a scammer
Jul 5, 2022 13:39:27 GMT
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Post by Birlic on Jul 5, 2022 13:39:27 GMT
Characters:
- the scammer - Sophia (a dying widow) / Martin (a future Reverend)
- Gerry - the accountant of the Church - Birlic
- sister Dave - the secretary of the Church - Linoline
- father Eduard - the Chancellor of the Church - Birlic
- brother Robert - old and senile churchman - Birlic
In the last days of May, a post from a very general Romanian forum caught my attention... it was clearly an "automatic translation" and the tone of the post sounds very familiar to me. 
Of course I approached the scammer (as Gerry), with a message written in English.
A friend told me you needed some legal help.
What can I do for you?
Gerry
What can I do for you?
Gerry
Thanks for the reply, I understand that it is a little difficult for you to believe in such a story, if it is not common, but it is the sad reality of my life. I will be sure to help you and help those in need through this gift, I am happy to write and give more information about my personality and in this case, it is a gift of 250,000 euros that I said to someone serious. and honest good hearts, because my spiritual father advised me, I have no hope, I already know my expiration date (end of my life on earth) I am a really good Christian believer, but science is more advanced. I want to hear from you on a few lines about what you do in life, your economic status, your religion, and, if possible, your privacy just to make sure my donation is used properly. I think you are the right person to whom God has guided me, I am ready for you to donate this sum of 250,000 euros for free. Hoping for a quick response from you.
Are you crazy? Fuck your scam letter! I know you are just a hungry thief, somewhere in West Africa. If you want to make serious money, you must work with me. I have a big client, I have a full plan, I have all the required knowledges. I work for a senile old man who is a pastor at one christian church. They build churches in Africa (and they send there money and packages. Now these old idiots from the church is looking to find a trusted man to handle the construction of another church in an poor African country. We can make a big pile of dollars together. Don't fuck me and we can be rich. Both of us! Gerry
good morning dear friend
I have just read your message, I am pleased for the consideration you have given me by offering me this personal affair.
I would like to cooperate with you, work with you, to make this business successful, I am a man with an open heart, I like to tell the truth, because in business, it is a matter of trust, sincerity and of loyalty and must be frank and honest in his business,
I read in your message that you are an accountant in an Aberdeen church in the UK 🇬🇧, you need a partner in Africa.
And if I give you all the information you want, then what proves that you're telling the truth and that you're not out to hurt me?
thank you for quickly answering me
I have just read your message, I am pleased for the consideration you have given me by offering me this personal affair.
I would like to cooperate with you, work with you, to make this business successful, I am a man with an open heart, I like to tell the truth, because in business, it is a matter of trust, sincerity and of loyalty and must be frank and honest in his business,
I read in your message that you are an accountant in an Aberdeen church in the UK 🇬🇧, you need a partner in Africa.
And if I give you all the information you want, then what proves that you're telling the truth and that you're not out to hurt me?
thank you for quickly answering me
Don't be an idiot! Tell me where you live now, so I can know if I'm discussing my plan with you, or if I'm looking for another partner. If all goes well, I'll explain my whole plan in detail. If you think it's a good plan, we'll work together and we'll share 50-50 everything we can steal from the old idiots who run the church. You will play an important role in our story, so all the money will initially end up in your bank accounts. I should be the one who cares about your honesty, so I should trust you to be fair and give me my share. Waiting for your answer.
Ok
I am in Benin precisely in the city of djougou
I am in Benin precisely in the city of djougou
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I will not reproduce all the lines and messages changed in the last month, because they are similar to those in other "religious" stories. Of course, as always, I asked Linoline to help me with her character (sister Dave).
- Gerry said that he can influence the old and senile father Robert, so that he can convince Chancellor Eduard to accept the appointment of the scammer as Reverend in Benin.
- The scammer invented a new character for him: brother Martin.
- The scammer (as Martin) communicated with Robert, who was delighted to hear of a new noble soul seeking Redemption.
- Sister Dave was empowered to handle the administrative procedures, and the scammer sent us the "application for membership".
- Sister Dave was empowered to handle the administrative procedures, and the scammer sent us the "application for membership".
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- Here things got complicated, in the sense that to move to the next stage he needed few people. Of course, he claimed those people should be paid out of Gerry's pocket.
- Gerry tried once again to explain the benefits of the whole plan and to convince the idiot to work properly.
- He and Gerry quarreled for a few days, but the scammer did not want to cooperate or do anything else for the church.
Okay, so you still keep insisting on that crap where you're asking ME for money to pay YOUR people.
I mean, we are talking now some people who are YOUR accomplices and who will receive some of the fucking stolen money with MY help and through MY fucking plan!
As I told you last time, if you are not able to convince a few idiots to help you, it means that you are useless for this plan and I am not going to continue to waste time with you. It's the last time I tell you and I hope you remember:
- Tell those fucking idiots what you want, just to convince them to be part of the team.
- You can show them the church's website, so they can see that everything is real.
- Tell them that they have a good chance of being paid very well very soon.
- They must do nothing but be willing to pretend to be your future parishioners. Nothing else, nothing more!
If you are still not able to solve this problem with YOUR people there, then tell me and I will look for another partner. If your real problem is the money and it seems to you that you work too much and I work too little, then I make you the proposal to share the money 60% (for you) and 40% (for me). You will be left with a larger share and you will be able to give those greedy fucking fools more money.
I mean, we are talking now some people who are YOUR accomplices and who will receive some of the fucking stolen money with MY help and through MY fucking plan!
As I told you last time, if you are not able to convince a few idiots to help you, it means that you are useless for this plan and I am not going to continue to waste time with you. It's the last time I tell you and I hope you remember:
- Tell those fucking idiots what you want, just to convince them to be part of the team.
- You can show them the church's website, so they can see that everything is real.
- Tell them that they have a good chance of being paid very well very soon.
- They must do nothing but be willing to pretend to be your future parishioners. Nothing else, nothing more!
If you are still not able to solve this problem with YOUR people there, then tell me and I will look for another partner. If your real problem is the money and it seems to you that you work too much and I work too little, then I make you the proposal to share the money 60% (for you) and 40% (for me). You will be left with a larger share and you will be able to give those greedy fucking fools more money.
- The idiot had the courage to threaten Gerry that he would tell the church everything if Gerry didn't send him some money.
- We decided to annoy him, so Gerry spread the rumor that the scammer is a sick gay man. Old Robert was so impressed and wrote to the scammer:
and
- Martin is extremely indignant and denies everything:
- Robert is completely senile, so he sincerely feels sorry for the idiot.
Sister Dave also think the same things.
- The chancellor Eduard also sent a letter to Sister Dave, who of course reached Martin:
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Dear brother Martin, Gerry told us this morning at the sermon that you are seriously ill (something related to your diminished sexual potency due to complications of your prostate associated with the anal sex) and that you will not be able to fulfill your normal duties as our representative. Let me confess that we are all very sorry and we all will pray for you and for your health, although I (as a man) am against homosexuality and I do not accept sexual relations between 2 men. But I am not in a position to judge your sex life and only the Holy Lamb will take into account your homosexual preferences when you are before him, at the Great Last Judgment. Until then, I wish you good health and may the warm light of the mystical Revelation guide your steps on the true path of Faith. I beg you to take care of your health and ask for your sexual partner to protect your with a condom when you have anal sex. Your health is the most important part and should not be neglected. Among the sexually transmitted diseases, the most serious is syphilis which could affect your intellectual capacity and mental integrity as well as HIV which could give you AIDS. May the name of the Holy Lamb be praised! Robert
Ohh dear my son, but all we want is for you to be healthy. I know how painful it is for you to have anal fissures, because in my youth I was operated on for hemorrhoids. You should probably use some lubricant when having anal sex with your partner, especially if he has a huge manhood. Our younf brother Gerry told us a lot about you and I feel like I know you almost like a son. That's why I allow myself to offer you some advice, like from father to son. It's a shame to have sex with men! You will be judged for this and nothing can justify the fact that you enjoy sucking other men. Gerry said you do it because you're poor and you have nothing to eat, but it's still not a solution. Son, seek to work honestly! I would like you to be honest with me and tell me if you have oral and anal sex with men because you feel pleasure, or because you are forced by the poverty in which you live? Before the Lord, poverty is a virtue but sodomy is a huge sin! Blessings, Robert
Hello my father
Thank you very much for thinking of me.
With all my respect I swear to you before God before men that I have never had sex with a man in my life, I have never done it and I will never and never will in my life, because it is a great sin for a human being who enjoys himself with a man like him.
that God dare not,
Father, I am open-hearted with you, I am an honest and truthful man, I have my little family, with my children whom I love very much.
I can never practice sodomy, God save me from all that.
Mr. gerry you to lie, do not listen to him, it's true I'm a little indisposed, but I'm a little better.
I think that next week I will be able to continue the procedure.
Thank you very much for thinking of me.
With all my respect I swear to you before God before men that I have never had sex with a man in my life, I have never done it and I will never and never will in my life, because it is a great sin for a human being who enjoys himself with a man like him.
that God dare not,
Father, I am open-hearted with you, I am an honest and truthful man, I have my little family, with my children whom I love very much.
I can never practice sodomy, God save me from all that.
Mr. gerry you to lie, do not listen to him, it's true I'm a little indisposed, but I'm a little better.
I think that next week I will be able to continue the procedure.
Son, but you used exactly the words Gerry warned us you will use. He told us that you would deny everything and that you would try to blame him. All this denial does you no honor! I know it's hard for you to admit your gay sins, but that's the first step to forgiveness. I want you to begin your spiritual penance by offering fervent prayers to the Lord. Beware of temptation and maybe we will manage together to cross the Sea of Anxiety that surrounds you now. I realize that you may be alone there, among all those homosexuals who surround you and make advances to you in such a way that you cannot resist, but I tell you: Be strong and resist! Stop giving your mouth or ass to other men! Be blessed! Robert
Dear brother Martin,
I still didn't receive a response from you. Today I spoke with brother Gerry and he told me that you have physical problems because you are impotent and have practiced unprotected gay sex. Of course you will be aware that this is a huge sin and I feel personally betrayed that you kept this information from me.
You have to repent from your ways. The Lord shows mercy to everyone who seeks His forgiveness, so you will have to write the pater noster (our father) prayer 20 times on blank paper with blue pen and number all the pages before sending pictures of it to me. If you have shown repentance I will plead with the elders to show mercy and allow you to continue with the process of becoming a reverend.
Be blessed
Dave
I still didn't receive a response from you. Today I spoke with brother Gerry and he told me that you have physical problems because you are impotent and have practiced unprotected gay sex. Of course you will be aware that this is a huge sin and I feel personally betrayed that you kept this information from me.
You have to repent from your ways. The Lord shows mercy to everyone who seeks His forgiveness, so you will have to write the pater noster (our father) prayer 20 times on blank paper with blue pen and number all the pages before sending pictures of it to me. If you have shown repentance I will plead with the elders to show mercy and allow you to continue with the process of becoming a reverend.
Be blessed
Dave
Dear sister Dave, be blessed!
Because he ignored our words and thus allowed himself to neglect the commandments of the Holy Church, I withdraw all my support for brother Martin of Benin. Both the proposed Sponsorship and the Courtesy Package will be canceled. He had many days to begin the procedures necessary for his appointment as Reverend, but it seems that he is not the man we are looking for. He will not receive any financial support, he will not have our moral support and any kind of relationship with him is over now.
Allegations of his sexual orientation and his gay sex preferences do not honor any good Christian, and we cannot admit to our congregation a man who seeks sodomy in the company of other men. Brother Martin had a few days to explain everything, but he preferred to remain silent and take on the sins committed. We thank our brother Gerry for opening our eyes and warning us of these reprehensible and abominable deeds.
These are my words and this is my will! Listen to my words and respect my will!
In the sacred name of our Holy Lamb, be blessed!
Rev. Eduard
Because he ignored our words and thus allowed himself to neglect the commandments of the Holy Church, I withdraw all my support for brother Martin of Benin. Both the proposed Sponsorship and the Courtesy Package will be canceled. He had many days to begin the procedures necessary for his appointment as Reverend, but it seems that he is not the man we are looking for. He will not receive any financial support, he will not have our moral support and any kind of relationship with him is over now.
Allegations of his sexual orientation and his gay sex preferences do not honor any good Christian, and we cannot admit to our congregation a man who seeks sodomy in the company of other men. Brother Martin had a few days to explain everything, but he preferred to remain silent and take on the sins committed. We thank our brother Gerry for opening our eyes and warning us of these reprehensible and abominable deeds.
These are my words and this is my will! Listen to my words and respect my will!
In the sacred name of our Holy Lamb, be blessed!
Rev. Eduard
- The idiot realized that there was no point in trying to blackmail Gerry, because he has such a strong influence on those in the Church that nothing can defeat him.
- Martin finally agreed to cooperate fully with Gerry:
Together with Linoline we decided to try a funny approach to the whole situation:
- I told Martin that I could "fix" the situation and restore him "to his rights", provided he acknowledged his sins and repented.
- that is, to admit that he is gay and to ask for forgiveness.
- Martin finally agreed to cooperate fully with Gerry:
Hello my friend I accept your conditions, now what are we going to do?
- I told Martin that I could "fix" the situation and restore him "to his rights", provided he acknowledged his sins and repented.
- that is, to admit that he is gay and to ask for forgiveness.
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I want to mention very clearly that neither I nor Linoline have any resentment towards people of another sexual orientation. It's all based on Africans' well-known phobia of homosexuality and the fact that we know how much it bothers the scammers to be considered gay. So, all the accusations are made just for fun and to annoy the scammer!
I want to mention very clearly that neither I nor Linoline have any resentment towards people of another sexual orientation. It's all based on Africans' well-known phobia of homosexuality and the fact that we know how much it bothers the scammers to be considered gay. So, all the accusations are made just for fun and to annoy the scammer!
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- Gerry explain all... Of course, we also talked about money and how fast they can be earn if everything goes right.
- He apologized for his gay sins , but of course Sister Dave was not satisfied with a simple answer:
- Martin asked Gerry for help and advice on how to confess his homosexual sins.
- Obviously we wanted to get here, so Gerry composed a nice text for the idiot to send to church... he acknowledges EVERYTHING and asks to be forgiven.
You threatened me with blackmail and you were a stubborn idiot, so I had to act with all my might. I'm sorry now. If you had been smarter and more malleable, we were both already far away from your admission process as Reverend. I could have started making the first fucking payments on July 15th. In the current conditions, everyone in the church is convinced that you are just a gay imbecile and no one believes in you anymore.
So,
1. I will talk to old father Robert and convince that senile old man that you regret everything and that you want to repent of your sins. They like it very much when a sinner asks for forgiveness because they feel generous by giving forgiveness and imposing penance. Robert will probably talk to the chancellor, and the Rev. Eduard will ask my opinion of you.
2. I will say that you have realized your mistakes and that you want to correct them through a life full of Repentance and Faith and that you are fucking ready to become a Reverend. They will probably ask you to say some fucking prayers or something like that, I don't know the details of "forgiveness of sins," but I can certainly persuade them to give you another chance to establish a new parish as their Reverend.
3. This fucking time you must act quickly and do immediately whatever is required of you, because otherwise the Secretary Dave will complain that you are not cooperative enough. It is unacceptable for them to ask you for something, and you to ignore their messages for days. Your subsequent apologies will not solve the problem.
Did you understand what to do? Get started and immediately write a letter to old Robert and tell him that you regret being gay... then says it's all because that's how you were taught by other old gays in your village... then says you want to be forgiven for all your sins and that you will never have anal sex and oral sex with other men again. Ask to be given penance and ask for "divine forgiveness of sins." I'll take care of the rest.
The whole process by which you would have become Reverend had to be fast and not take more than 2 weeks. Now, in the new conditions, you will need to make up for this lost time. At the beginning of August there will be a Congress where the annual budgets of the parishes are discussed and I want to include "your parish" among those who will receive sponsorship.
So,
1. I will talk to old father Robert and convince that senile old man that you regret everything and that you want to repent of your sins. They like it very much when a sinner asks for forgiveness because they feel generous by giving forgiveness and imposing penance. Robert will probably talk to the chancellor, and the Rev. Eduard will ask my opinion of you.
2. I will say that you have realized your mistakes and that you want to correct them through a life full of Repentance and Faith and that you are fucking ready to become a Reverend. They will probably ask you to say some fucking prayers or something like that, I don't know the details of "forgiveness of sins," but I can certainly persuade them to give you another chance to establish a new parish as their Reverend.
3. This fucking time you must act quickly and do immediately whatever is required of you, because otherwise the Secretary Dave will complain that you are not cooperative enough. It is unacceptable for them to ask you for something, and you to ignore their messages for days. Your subsequent apologies will not solve the problem.
Did you understand what to do? Get started and immediately write a letter to old Robert and tell him that you regret being gay... then says it's all because that's how you were taught by other old gays in your village... then says you want to be forgiven for all your sins and that you will never have anal sex and oral sex with other men again. Ask to be given penance and ask for "divine forgiveness of sins." I'll take care of the rest.
The whole process by which you would have become Reverend had to be fast and not take more than 2 weeks. Now, in the new conditions, you will need to make up for this lost time. At the beginning of August there will be a Congress where the annual budgets of the parishes are discussed and I want to include "your parish" among those who will receive sponsorship.
, but of course Sister Dave was not satisfied with a simple answer:Brother Martin,
You didn't answer any of my questions. Please describe in detail the sins that you have committed. I need you to confess in full detail what you have done in order to receive forgiveness. Then describe to me in full detail the events that lead to your repentance. I am waiting for a full detailed report from you brother. Only those who confess their sins and repent will be accepted by the Holy Lamb to receive forgiveness.
Be blessed
You didn't answer any of my questions. Please describe in detail the sins that you have committed. I need you to confess in full detail what you have done in order to receive forgiveness. Then describe to me in full detail the events that lead to your repentance. I am waiting for a full detailed report from you brother. Only those who confess their sins and repent will be accepted by the Holy Lamb to receive forgiveness.
Be blessed
My brother, I don't know anything about homosexuality, I don't know anything about that, I've never known such a thing.
It's up to you to write all that to me, if not frankly I don't know what to write to him about it.
believe me
It's up to you to write all that to me, if not frankly I don't know what to write to him about it.
believe me
for the idiot to send to church... he acknowledges EVERYTHING and asks to be forgiven. - This is the message... NSFW text!!!
- Well, the idiot accepted the text and sent it to sister Dave, to obtain the forgiveness of his sins and to continue the procedure of designation as Reverend.
- Nothing is easy, especially when you have such heavy sins on you! Forgiveness is obtained only through penance! We need a video testimony from our dear scammer:
We hope to get this wonderful trophy!
With great submission and immense humility, on my knees, I confess to having committed the unforgivable sin of sodomy since my youth. I confess sincerely that some perverted old men led me down the wrong path of anal and oral sex and made me lose my faith and my soul.
I beg forgiveness and I'm full of repentance!
I was a fool who enjoyed anal sex. I was a fool who liked to suck other men's dicks in public toilets. My anus was penetrated countless times and I participated in male orgies where I consumed alcohol and drugs and had unprotected sex. Only God kept me from getting sick and I now feel I need to return to the true Faith. My lips surrounded the penises of all the men in the village and I felt joy in doing so. I now regret it all!
I beg forgiveness and I'm full of repentance!
I had a terrible dream in which a wise old man with a long white beard visited me and scolded me for the sinful way I chose to live. That saint made me realize that there was no point in denying the truth: I am a man who likes to suck cock and be penetrated in the anus. Only by confessing will I receive forgiveness and eternal blessing.
I beg forgiveness and I'm full of repentance!
I swear I will never again allow any man to penetrate my anus!
I swear I will never again put my lips on another man's penis!
I swear I will change, now, here for eternity!
Holy Lamb's power be praised! Glory to the Holy Lamb!
I beg forgiveness and I'm full of repentance!
I was a fool who enjoyed anal sex. I was a fool who liked to suck other men's dicks in public toilets. My anus was penetrated countless times and I participated in male orgies where I consumed alcohol and drugs and had unprotected sex. Only God kept me from getting sick and I now feel I need to return to the true Faith. My lips surrounded the penises of all the men in the village and I felt joy in doing so. I now regret it all!
I beg forgiveness and I'm full of repentance!
I had a terrible dream in which a wise old man with a long white beard visited me and scolded me for the sinful way I chose to live. That saint made me realize that there was no point in denying the truth: I am a man who likes to suck cock and be penetrated in the anus. Only by confessing will I receive forgiveness and eternal blessing.
I beg forgiveness and I'm full of repentance!
I swear I will never again allow any man to penetrate my anus!
I swear I will never again put my lips on another man's penis!
I swear I will change, now, here for eternity!
Holy Lamb's power be praised! Glory to the Holy Lamb!
and sent it to sister Dave, to obtain the forgiveness of his sins and to continue the procedure of designation as Reverend. - Nothing is easy, especially when you have such heavy sins on you! Forgiveness is obtained only through penance! We need a video testimony from our dear scammer:
Dear brother Martin,
The elders have discussed your case. Chancellor Eduard was very impressed by the way our young brother Gerry pleaded your case during the sermon and also by the openhearted way you described your situation. The complete council of elders decided that you will be granted forgiveness when you plead your case in front of the council of elders. This is a valued tradition in our church when a brother commits transgressions against the Lord and our holy church.
Since you can not be physically present at the council of elders, you can present your case personally in the form of a video testimony. This means that you will dress in a sack cloth, to represent your mourning over your sinful ways. Your hands will be folded in prayer, you kneel on the floor and read your written testimony out loud. Please note that this has to be done in bright daylight so it is clearly visible. Inside or in the dark is not acceptable. You will sit outside while someone records you during this process.
I hope that everything is clear and I hope that you will be able to send me this testimony before the end of the day, so we can leave this horrible chapter of your life behind you and move forward, walking in the light of the Lord.
Be blessed
sister Dave
The elders have discussed your case. Chancellor Eduard was very impressed by the way our young brother Gerry pleaded your case during the sermon and also by the openhearted way you described your situation. The complete council of elders decided that you will be granted forgiveness when you plead your case in front of the council of elders. This is a valued tradition in our church when a brother commits transgressions against the Lord and our holy church.
Since you can not be physically present at the council of elders, you can present your case personally in the form of a video testimony. This means that you will dress in a sack cloth, to represent your mourning over your sinful ways. Your hands will be folded in prayer, you kneel on the floor and read your written testimony out loud. Please note that this has to be done in bright daylight so it is clearly visible. Inside or in the dark is not acceptable. You will sit outside while someone records you during this process.
I hope that everything is clear and I hope that you will be able to send me this testimony before the end of the day, so we can leave this horrible chapter of your life behind you and move forward, walking in the light of the Lord.
Be blessed
sister Dave
We hope to get this wonderful trophy!
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