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Post by Yastreb on Jul 6, 2022 4:52:00 GMT
Some things you just can’t avoid doing…
This began as an orphan scam, switched to demanding money for prayers, segued into a “romance” scam that featured strange outbreaks of racial abuse from the Lads, and finally headed back into orphan territory.
The Scammers
Reverend Father William Gorman, a “Togolese…Reverend father in catholic church” and unexpected anti-voodoo expert
Tim Tam, a “refugees from north Sudan”
Louise (Lousie) Brinkley, engineer
James Coca, a banker
The Baiter
Camille White, a vain, profane photomodel and Aesir-worshipper; in this iteration, given to the occasional slip-up in spelling
Mick Taylor, Cammy’s abusive and racist father, also a devout Catholic
The scammers’ names have been changed; their emails are date-stamped, and in some cases marked with the scammer’s name for clarity. My comments are in bold.
18 December 2015
Dear Sir
Please you should not be embarrassed i found this email adders attach to some boxes i saw around my church, please where are you precisely
I am Reverend Father William Gorman a Togolese, i serve as a Reverend father in catholic church in aflao border town between Togo and Ghana border, this morning i found two consignment boxes being hide around my church premises, however the amount of the money on each boxes is attach to the boxes too, one of them contained $1.2 million U S dollars why the other one contain 2 million euro
Has a man of God i report the issued to the community chairman and he asked me to bring the boxes under his care fonder notice
Sincerely
Reverend Father Gorman
Cammy is surprised.
Mr Gorman
I'm not Sir, I'm a woman! Are you sure about the address?
Camille White
19 December
Dear Madam
Thank you very much for your email and the content is quite understood, I went and scan the boxes in one Engineer Louse Brinkley workshop, and the result came out positive spendable currency, moreover the Engineer advice me not to use any hard instrument on the boxes because they can explode on that process,
The Engineer refereed me to one key industry where i can duplicate the keys to open the boxes, but the keys is very expensive to duplicate, however they change me $950 to duplicate the keys, as soon as the boxes is open i will then send you money through western union or money gram in Togo Lome
Please raise $450 let me raise the balance $500 to complete the transaction
Remaun bless
Rev Gorman
For some reason, in Africa it’s possible to tell if currency is clean and spendable via a scanning machine; strange how that can’t be done anywhere else.
That bit about the boxes exploding is new; I can use that.
Mr Gorman
You didn't answer my question, which had nothing to do with scanning the boxes.
Camille White
Now we meet the orphan, who was originally almost named after a chocolate biscuit, and (inevitably) called Cammy “Mummy...”
21 December
Hello Mummy Camille White
I am Tim Tam a refugees from north Sudan, apparently my late father owned a Forex bureau the changed in Sudan where he do change money internationally and locally to foreigners, when my father was assassinated by the rebels in government, they where looking for me also to assassin because i am the only son of my father, as i got the information from my relative i decide to flew to Togo Lome with my late father 2 consignment boxes containing dollars and euro
When i arrived in Togo with the 2 consignment boxes some immigration officials where chasing me up and down, because my international passport has already expired, i quickly hide the boxes be hide one catholic church very close to aflao border town, this morning i went there someone has stolen the boxes, i print your name on the boxes including your email address
Please if any body contact you refereed him to me
because i am stranded now in the street in Togo
This incident happened on Friday
Regards
Tim Tam
Mr Tam
Why would you have my name and address? Please explain – and I'm not your mother!
Camille White
There are so many ways for you to be known to refugees, and most of them are implausible. This is one of them.
21 December
Mummy
I got your contact from refugees board chairman in my country, i am very confuse at the moment because the funds is very huge amount of money, 1.2 million U S dollars and 2 million euro, please if anybody contact you regards it inform me because i endorse your name including your email on them
How you denying me
Sincerely
Tim Tam
Cammy brushes aside the pleas and goes after the exploding box issue. Misspellings are deliberate.
Mr Tam
I'm not denying you – it's a fact that I'm not your mother!
As it is, I know who has those boxes, so tell him how to make those boxes safe. Why in Freyja's name did you booty-trap them?
Camille White
22 December
My Dear
Please i admonish you to think about the quantity of money involve, and moreover i told you i already deposit $500 with the company balancing $450
Tried and raise the balance money to get the keys out for use, i guarantee you success as the boxes is opened
Regards
Rev Gorman
Mr Gorman
I know who owns those boxes, and I cc'd him on this email, so talk to him about it.
Camille White
Father William
22 December
thank you very much madam wherever is your hearth desire much be mend this new year in Jesus name, i will sent him mail right away okay
Father William
23 December
i meet with the young little boy this afternoon and both of us discuss at let, please kindly send the balance $450 to enable me collect the keys from the industry tomorrow because the boy is very loyal
Cammy replies with wide-eyed innocence.
Mr Gorman
Why are you asking me for money? I don't own the boxes.
Camille White
22 December
Mummy
thank you very much for your understanding consideration, i just receive email from one reverend father William Gorman this morning directing me to meet him up in the church around 12 noon in the afternoon, however when i meet with i will tell our conversation
Regards
Tim Tam
Mr Tam
I am not your mother! But I'm glad you got your boxes back.
Camille White
Reverend Father William Gorman
27 December
if you dont send money are can the boxes be open,
First misspellings, now bungled metaphors.
Mr Gorman
First off, I don't know Tim Tam from a hole in the soap, so why should I care about him and his boxes? Secondly, since Tim Tam booty-trapped those boxes, maybe they shouldn't be opened at all!
I've got no idea how I was dragged into this, and I'm pissed off at why you assume that I'm going to throw out the tab for anything.
Camille White
27 December
Dear Madam, please let us put head together and raise the money to duplicate the keys, i already deposit $500 with the company balancing $450 to claim the keys from the company, i guarantee you nice reward
Rev William Gorman
Mr Gorman
You're being so incredibly naive. Why are you so keen to trust someone who'd booty-trap the box?
He sounds like a terrorist!
Camille White
28 December
Dear
As dedicated man of God i will always tell you the truth because truth is the only ultimate thing, i went to one engineer louse Brinkley workshop to see are the boxes can be open, he told me not to use any hard instrument on them for security reason, he rather advice me to use duplicated keys
Please let us put head together as a partner and see are the boxes can be open, send the $450 because you are going to benefit from it bountifully when i start to send you money through western union or bank to bank transfer bit by bit
Remain bless
Rev William Gorman
Mr Gorman
So Tim Tam's booty trap doesn't go off if you use the key, so what? He put Semtex in the box, and that is so fucking wrong! That puts innocent lives at risk, and it's like you don't care.
Camille White
28 December
Dear
As dedicated man of God i will always tell you the truth because truth is the only ultimate thing, i went to one engineer louse Brinkley workshop to see are the boxes can be open, he told me not to use any hard instrument on them for security reason, he rather advice me to use duplicated keys
Please let us put head together as a partner and see are the boxes can be open, send the $450 because you are going to benefit from it bountifully when i start to send you money through western union or bank to bank transfer bit by bit
Remain bless
Rev William Gorman
Mr Gorman
You sent that before, and I have to tell you, I don't think that you being a "man of God" means anything. I'm Asatruar, not Christian.
Camille White
29 December
Dear Madam
I am not a baby reverend father because i have been pasturing for more than 1 decade now, i went and scan the boxes in one engineering workshop, and the result came out positive spendable currency that is why i want both of us to put head together and finish it, i promise, you will not regret having me as friend when the boxes is open, i will definitely give you bountiful returned through western union or bank to bank transfer according to your demand
Tim Tam misplace the keys on is way
Remain bless in Jesus name
Rev Father Gorman
Mr Gorman
You're missing the point! That little bastard placed explosives in the boxes and you wonder why I have second thoughts about having anything to do with him. By Freyja's mantle and Skadhi's bow, he's from Sudan; why do you, a Christian, trust someone who could be a Muslin terrorist?
Camille White
Tim Tam returns to twist Cammy’s arm.
29 December
Daddy
Please complied with Reverend Father William Gorman because the man is very honest and generous person, he hate cheating, he do preach against cheating in church always so work with him for awesome rewards
Regards
Tim Tam
“Kafer” is Gorman for bug – it’s also Cammy’s mangling of “kaffir” (the Arabic word for unbeliever).
It's not nothing to do with that sheeple pasteur! It's to do with how you booty-trapped your boxes with explosives; it doesn't seem to matter to you that people could have been killed, but then I suppose that kafers don't count to you because you're a Muslin. And why the fuck are you calling me "Daddy"?
Father William
30 December
the little boy is a dedicated christian too, not Islamic terrorist i swear, please send the money
There are Christians in Sudan, but Cammy doesn’t know that…
There aren't any Christians in Sudan, they're all Muslins. The poxy little scumbag pulled the wool over your eyes bigtime! Who else but a terrorist would booty-trap those boxes the way he did?
Father William
30 December
i guarantee you is genuine send the money
How do you know that he's genuine?
Father William
30 December
I went and scan the boxes in one engineer Louse Brinkley workshop and the scanning result came out positive spendable currency, please go and send the balance $450 to my secretary name, Sarah Mensah
How can a scanner tell if money is spendable? Why do you keep ignoring the booty-traps?
Doesn't it worry you that Tim Tam could be (and probably is) a Muslin agent working to get terrorist funds to the West?
Father William
31 December
send the money please
“Richer than Creosote” is from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels.
“Who was Creosote?”
“Some bugger who was rich.”
You shouldn't need my money – your church is richer than Creosote.
Father William
31 December
he seems you dont understand simple English language at all, i am serving the church kindly go and send the money you will not regret it
I know that you serve the church. The church is very rich. So ask them to pay.
Father William
31 December
I CANNOT DISCLOSE SUCH THING TO THE CHURCH ELDERS AT ALL, OVER MY DEADBODY
SEND THE MONEY TO THAT NAME I GAVE TO YOU
Why can't you tell them?
Next up; new year, same problems, and some new ones too...
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Post by Myon.359 on Jul 6, 2022 5:04:04 GMT
Lol! I'd love to see how this story turns out. These people sound all confused.
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 7, 2022 1:58:08 GMT
New Year's Day, and what does Cammy find...
Father William
1 January 2016
please is not wise to disclose this issued to the elders in the church, please send the money madam
Oh, I get it now! You could never tell them that you're helping a Muslin terrorist.
How much are you getting?
Father William
1 January
Happy new year first, dont allow this opportunity to past us by go and send the money for awesome rewards
Well, for one thing, nothing's open today because it's NEW YEARS DAY, dumbass!
And for another thing; awesome reward my cute little ass! No amount of money would make me want to help a Muslin terrorist. Do I have to tell you that again?
Father William
4 January
why are you discriminating people like you, how you god
go and send the money urgently
It's not discrimination to refuse to help a terrorist!
Father William
4 January
send the money
I don't help terrorists!
I’m sure that a reverend father shouldn’t call a woman “baby.”
Father William
6 January
you are not serious at all baby
I am so very serious about not supporting terrorism!
Father William
6 January
you talk without reasoning do you mean every body in sudan is a terrorist, please send the money to get the keys
Dewd, that little shit loaded his boxes with explosives! Who else but a terrorist would do that?
So I've gone from "baby" to "sir" now?
6 January
Dear Sir
Happy new year my dear friend, please let do some thing profitable this year because the transaction is still tide down, please kindly send the money to get the keys from the comany
Regards
Rev Gorman
7 January 2016
Dear Madam
I prophesier to you Mrs White this year you are going to sail through abundance and promotion in your place of work in Jesus name, those disappointment you will see them know more, please tried and raise the $450 to claim the keys from the company
Remain bless
Rev Gorman
Mr Gorman
It's Ms White, and I don't have to worry about premonition. I have all the money I'll ever need.
I'm Asatruar, not Christian, so your Yeshua wouldn't do anything for me. I don't have any disappointments except for my father still being alive.
Camille White
Father William
7 January
Okay, i heard you go and send the $450
I don't understand how what I said made you say what you said.
Father William
7 January
please kindly send the money to get the keys
So you made a predication of wealth (I've already got that) and promotion (meaningless) in the name of a God that I don't worship, and asked me to "raise $450" when I spend that much on manicures every fortnight... just to get money from a Muslin terrorist… Seriously, dewd?
Father William
11 January
please send the money you are going to benefit from it too
When that little shitstain blows up a bus or kindergarten, what are you going to tell me then? I don't need his fucking money anyway! By Freyja's tears, it's not as if he'd send money to a kafer like me.
Father William
11 January
you talk too much madam go ahead and send the money
If you used your fucking brain I wouldn't need to keep telling you how things are!
Father William
12 January
this life opportunity my beloved sister please kindly assist with the $450 because i will definitely send you returned as soon as the boxes is opened
I've already got more than a million dollars. I sure as fuck don't want any terrorist money!
Father William
15 January
assist me with the money madam i we pay you back
Again, why should I?
Father William
18 January
i know you had all the potential to rather the help
That made no fucking sense.
Father William
18 January
really
YA RLY!
Father William
18 January
please madam assist me with $450 to retrieve the keys from the company
This is getting repetitious. Time to break the cycle.
Mr Gorman
I'll be calm about this. Shouting hasn't worked. If I send the money – what happens? What does Tim Tam say he plans to do?
Camille White
20 January
Madam
Thank you very much for your understanding and consideration, Tim Tam is not feeling fine madam i took him to hospital on Monday for medical checkup, he told me, he want to relocate to Europe or America to forward his education as soon as the boxes is open, please kindly help us with the balance $450 to enable us claim the keys from the company i guarantee you recompense reward madam
Remain bless
Rev Gorman
Actually he wants to go to America or Europe to plant bombs. I can join the dots.
Father William
21 January
why are you talking through and flow without understanding and consideration, i beg you in the name of God help us out
First off, I do nothing "in the name of God" because I'm not Christian; I am Asatruar.
Secondly, you may be happy to help a terrorist get back his Semtex; I'm not.
Father William
23 January
he seems you dont have conscience at all i can see it on you, that is why people run away from you
People don't run away from me, dewd, I'm hotter than molten gold! And if I don't have a conscience, why am I so concerned about people being blown up by a terrorist that I'd helped?
Try thinking sometime.
Camille White
Then the Reverend Father sends down a curve ball (or bowls a googly, for non-Americans).
Father William
23 January
i can see someone place spells on you that is why you do face disappointment in relationship, send the money for peace to returned to your life
Incredulity seems justified.
Spells? Dewd, are you serious?
23 January
Mum
Why are you regarding me as terrorist always, i am born in christian home because my late father is well know evangelist in my community, so don't give me names that is not my owned okay, wherever Reverend Father William Gorman receive email from you, he always told me the names you do called me
Please stop calling me terrorist
Regards
Tim Tam
Christian evangelist? In Sudan? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Tim Tam
23 January
you are making mockery of yourself and your children, not me
So you think that I'm a ditz – well, don't let the hair and the boobs fool you. I know that there are no Christians in Sudan.
Father William
23 January
madam i knows everything about you your enemies had place a spells on you some years ago, prayed without seasons because i am seeing stroke epidemic ahead of you, i will advice you to buy some spirituals items to avert the calamity,
Father William
23 January
i had revelation about you again pray hard for yourself to avoid calamity
I don't understand. How can someone be casting magic? By Freyja's golden tears – that just doesn't happen these days!
24 January
This world is a misery things happen by surprise every day, this closed friend of yours cast the voodoo charms on the ground and you walk across it ignorantly without knowing the repercussion, she did it at of envy, that is are the spells come on you because my revelation always come to past, please don't doubt it, allot pf people do came to me for spiritual problem
Divine health is wealth don't play with your life,
Regards
Reverend Father William Gorman
Father William
24 January
i have a revelation about you some days ago, i guarantee you those obstacles disappointment failures will come to past soon because you suppose to be a billionaire by now
I don't get it – no-one I know would dabble in voodoo! My love life is perfect and my personal wealth is over a million. What's a "stroke epidemic" anyway?
Father William
25 January
there is a altar of pains ahead of you be cast by your friend, you are made to enjoy life in full, not to face pains, please i will advice you buy some spiritual items to work for you
Father William
25 January
don't allow doubt and your religion to manipulate you into pains, because yesterday Sunday in church i instruct all my congregation to pray for you to avert the calamity i am seeing ahead of you
How could that happen? I don't have any enemies like that! Certainly no-one here knows voodoo.
Father William
25 January
revelation told me that the person went and prepare the voodoo charms in one shrine to destroyed your future, thank God the woman plans has been received by the holy spirit, i am going to invite orphan children to prayed you out of the calamity i am seeig ahead of you
i want you to raise little money to buy eatable foods for the children because the prayers will take place this week, i dont want you to paralyze with stroke epidemic at all, moreover as soon as i finish fire prayers on the woman, she will personally come to you for confession i promise you my words
dont doubt the revelation
A voodoo shrine in Sydney? WTF? And what by Skadhi's bow are "fire prayers"?
Father William
26 January
enough is enough for the wise because there is fetish shrine all over the world
At this point things were a bit out of sync because the Lad was double-posting, so Cammy responded to an earlier mail.
Why would you ever want to help me? I'm a heathen unbeliever, bisexual, who uses contraception. Plus I'm a woman, which must the final straw for you!
Father William
26 January
okay, carry your cross
At this point Cammy responds to the "fetish shrine all over the world" email. As a photomodel, she's taken part in photoshoots that use fetish gear.
OMG there are fetish places in Sydney all right! I didn't realise! What can I do?
Father William
26 January
Error can occurred any time at any day madam, so you mean Australian don't have fetish chief priest shrine because even Italian Rome where christian all over the world do go and warship every year, have fetish shrine, i repeat again madam health is wealth dont tough with your life because anything can happen to doubting Thomas, you no i dont really know you before Tim Tam brought us together, please raise $500 for the eatable food for the orphan children to prayed you out of the calamity i am seeing ahead of you,
after i have through with the prayers for you, will can talk about Tim Tam transaction okay i will always tell you the truth
send the money to this name Sarah mensah because the prayers will take-place soon
I was about to go to a Moneygram place but I realised that I don't know where you or that Sarah Mensah are.
Tim Tam
27 January
Mummy, did you instruct Reverend Father William Gorman to bring in parent-less children to the catholic church, because more than 50 children are here praying for you
It sure as fuck wasn't my idea. No way would I ask for prayers from the sheeple! And why are you giving any thinks to what kafers do?
Father William
27 January
please kindly send the money to Accra Ghana madam because all the orphan children are here already in the church, as soon as will fibish the prayers for 3 days with your name you will then experience peace of mind in your health
i am waiting for the information to pick it up
remain bless madam
You have to give me an address for this Sarah Mensah, the form won't be accepted without it.
Camille White
Father William
28 January
she live in REDACTED ACCRA GHANA please haste up because the orphan children are here already hungry for food
Father William
28 January 2016
Sarah mensah house address is, REDACTED ACCRA GHANA please haste up because the orphan children are here already hungry for food
Father William
28 January 2016
Madam i am standing here as the mouth peace of the Almighty God, those orphan children had voluntarily seeking the faces of the Almighty God in your life including divine health, you shall move from glory to glory and every day shall be a joy
Every day is a joy already! I don't need your prayers to be happy. I'm only going to pay this money because of the children – you got that?
Father William
29 January 2016
you dont keep to your promise again madam, why i am remanding you the orphan children need foods to forge ahead on the prayers, please tried your best okay
Ute, the goda of Freyja, cast the Runes for my present and found that there's no curse on me. I didn't tell her why I asked for a kenning though. She told me that in my dreams I'd find wisdom on my concerns, so I'm going to sleep on what you've said and see what comes up.
Father William
29 January 2016
please do something the orphan children need foods those terrify night night will come to normalcy after the prayers, dont doubt the holy ghost at all madam, send the money tomorrow your time
jeep tp your promise because life is dear
Father William
29 January 2016
after the fervent prayers from the little children that so called enemy will confess before you, dont allow any one to talk you out of this blessing of health
29 January 2016
Mummy
All those parent less children who are praying for you, how you planing to take them to your country for adoption or what, take me first okay i am fed-up of staying in Africa
Regards
Tim Tam
I dreamed last night that I was walking in the Folkvangr, the Field of Folk, and I found a kitten and a wolf cub playing happily in the grass, and I sat and patted them and then I had a vision from Freyja and Odin… There is a foolish man so blinded by the desire to win a convert to his sheeple faith that he tells lies about voodoo curses and uses children to help with that lie. There is a man whose heart is filled with hate, who wants to destroy what he hates, and who will tell any lie to get that chance. Then I woke up, and I knew that the Aesir had given me the truth in that vision.
Camille White
Father William
29 January 2016
remain there with your selfish desire
You are full of evil and there is no way that I will help you.
Father William
29 January 2016
don't worry yourself because selfishness will land you in calamity, i will returned those orphanage children back to there base on Monday
Freyja be praised!
And another month has gone by for no result as far as the scammers are concerned...
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 16, 2022 7:18:30 GMT
The threats of divine retribution don't stop coming...
Father William 2 February 2016
I am a soothsayer the mouth peace of the Almighty God, i am telling you the revelation will come to past soon when you will stayed on sick bed paralyze, when the incident take place you we tried to locate me, but it we be too late
You won't get my soul. And I hate stupid liars.
Tim Tam
2 February 2016
You are full of doubt that is why reverend father send those parent less children back to there station, this reverend father known every thing about your life, because of your bad character you cannot find your real spouse, always disappointment and hatreds following you left and right
please plead to reverend to help you out because your days are number
Tim Tam
2 February 2016
ask him to help you out before you fall sick
Tim Tam
2 February 2016
You are heartless woman, how can you promise to sent money for upkeep of parent less children, later you change your mind not to because of your bad attitude and disrespect of elderly people
Go fuck yourself you hateful little terrorist maggot! That cocksucking jerk knows shit fuck all about me and my life and just how good it really is. What could ever make you think that I want to help you take your hate to the West?
Father William
2 February 2016
i wish you good-luck because i am not interested with your soul, its your enemies you took man from some time ago
You must really hate yourself for being such a degenerate.
Father William
2 February 2016
if you dont send the money you promise you will face calamity soon,
I didn't promise anything, asshole.
Father William
2 February 2016
i am not degenerating any spells on you okay, i want to pray spells out of you
Father William
2 February 2016
why did you ask me to give you name and address to send money
Because you DEMANDED that I send you money - for prayers that weren't needed.
Father William
2 February 2016
go and send the money now because the orphan children is annoyed of you too,
Father William
2 February 2016
i am standing here as your spiritual father to break that yolk out of you, go and send the money immediately for your good health
Kiss my cute, perfect, sexy little ass.
That line struck home!
Father William
2 February 2016
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unto you
Father William
2 February 2016
you value money than your divine health
What yolk?
Father William
2 February 2016
go and send the money my daughter because i want to destroyed the yolk
The yolk is a lie.
Father William
2 February 2016
dont allow your religion to lead you to sorrow
Your religion is all about guilt and shame.
Father William
2 February 2016
you have great potential and tallest on you even someone is reaching for your hands in married now, you need more prayers to break that yolk of disappointment
What makes you think that I want to get married?
Father William
2 February 2016
you are going to suffer inflection and calamity if you refuse to send the money, you promise to feed the children
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unto you once more
His next post made me wonder if he was trying two scams on me at once, because a Major-General aged 57 had just floated the possibility of marriage to Cammy (who is just 26)
Father William
2 February 2016
i can see one prominent figure although is older than you is coming for hands in marriage, because of the little prayers the orphan children hard for you
Father William
2 February 2016
go and send $1000 across to that name i gave to you
I'll give it to MSF. They would never coddle terrorists or tell lies or make stupid threats.
Father William
2 February 2016
he seems you have psychiatric broblem ob your frain
Father William
2 February 2016
he seems you have psychiatric problem ob your brained
Go home, Mister Gorman, you are drunk.
Father William
3 February 2016
why are you giving me names, go and send the money with faith before you run bad
"With faith"?
Father William
4 February 2016
yes, because i am contemplating to bring the orphanage children this coming Sunday to continue the prayers, consider the children and send the $1000 because foods is very expensive in Africa
apparently you have the receiver name already with you
I don't think those children exist. You want me to send the money for your boy Tim Tam.
Father William
4 February 2016
those orphan children exist really miss white, they are suffering serious here in Africa, this is the reverend fathers quarters bellow
please kindly send the money tomorrow because the children need shirts cloths foods, they love you too white
I don't see any pictures.
Father William
4 February 2016
PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ISSUED WHITE,
Father William
4 February 2016
THE ORPHANAGE KEEPER NEED CLOTHS SHIRTS FOR THE CHILDREN, PLEASE SEND SHIRTS AND CLOTHS DOWN YOURSELF, SEND THE MONEY TOMORROW FIRSY
Father William
4 February 2016
POVERTY IS MUCH HERE THE CHILDREN CONSIDER THEM FOR RECOMPENSE REWARDS FROM GOD
Father William
4 February 2016
THE ORPHANAGE KEEPER BROUGHT THIS LITTLE GIRL YESTERDAY TO ME BECAUSE OF ILLNESS, SHE HAS HEARTH PROBLEM, PLEASE SEND $1000
He send photographs that proved easy to find via Google...
How long have you been in Kashmir?
Father William
5 February 2016
what did you mean miss white, i dont live in India okay send the money you talk too much
Father William
5 February 2016
what are you waiting before you send the money, maybe you dont have money of your own
One of those pix was taken in Kashmir. I saw it in an MSF magazine. I wonder where the other pix were taken?
Father William
6 February 2016
you make unnecessary excuse because you dont have the money on your wallet, you better wait for the calamity ahead of you
your mouth is full of lies
I catch you out telling lies and you accuse me of lying... Blatant hypocrite much?
Father William
7 February 2016
some thing is wrong with your retentive memory, his better you go and check your brain in psychiatrist rehabilitation center because i can see the spells and the yolk is really disturbing you seriously, i sent you pictures from the orphanage children, you are talking about other things
Something is wrong with your honesty. You should go to your local police because your criminal mentality is leading you to worse crimes. You sent me a picture of orphans in Kashmir and claimed it showed your work.
Father William
9 February 2016
you lack understanding because of your pure illness, in which your enemies has upper hands on you
I'm not sick and I don't have any enemies – except you, apparently.
Tim Tam
9 February 2016
please the way are manner you talk to reverend father is not fair at all because je show me the email you send to him, how you crazy
Why the fuck would you give a wombat's fart about what I say to Reverend Witless Moron? He's a kafer like me, and you want to blow the kafer up, after all!
Father William
9 February 2016
i am not enemies to you baby because you are misunderstanding me, go and send the money urgently before you run bad
I'm not your baby, I'm not misunderstanding you, and I'm not running bad.
Father William
9 February 2016
send the money no can they mos
Tim Tam
9 February 2016
its you that's witless the same time a prostitute
Fucking typical jihadist hate shit! Why do you hate women so much?
Tim Tam
10 February 2016
you are bloody prostitute with sticking pussy that is why men are running from you
Girls run from you laughing at your little dick. That's why you became a jihadi.
Father William
10 February 2016
Tim Tam is annoyed of you because you dont have single respect for your elders and you talk very rood
I don't give a flying fuck what that little shitstain thinks about anything.
Next up; some unexpected racism, and setting the scene for Cammy's abusive father Mick Taylor to take the stage...
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 19, 2022 1:46:49 GMT
Suddenly the Reverend Father uses a racial slur that doesn't make sense.
Father William
10 February
send the money ni--er
Tim Tam
10 February
Reverend father told me every thing about you including your life style, please asked reverend to help you out of predicament before you run crazy in the street of Australia
He says I'm a ni--er.
Strangely enough, he's right; Cammy is 26 years old. I'm not, but hey.
Father William
11 February
i know you are bellow 30 year in age according to my revelation, go and send the money for awesome rewards
Tim Tam
11 February
why did he said so
Because he has a wicked and evil heart - by Hela, he prefers you!
Tim Tam
11 February
people do came to him from every part of the country because the man is very kind and generous, you are evil woman because you dont have single respect for anybody even your mother you dont have respect for her too
Bad move, mentioning Cammy's mother...
My mother died when I was four, you snivelling little c_nt!
Father William
11 February
will should takeaway grieve and quarreling out of this issued at hand, please send the money tomorrow to arrange the orphan back
Father William
12 February
send the money dear
No more Ms Nice Gal!
Go butt-fuck your boy-toy Tim Tam
Father William
12 February
funky prostitute in Australia street
Do the world a favour and die an agonising death today.
Father William
14 February
back to sender bloody prostitute, fool with skinning goat
Back to sender? Are you still in the fucking playground? You talk like a stupid little boy.
That hurt!
Father William
14 February
wooooooooooooooooooooo unto you stupid harlot with sticking body, go and send the money before peace we returned to you
Kiss my cute, perfect, sexy little ass.
Father William
15 February
go and send the money my friend, let peace returned to you in full
I am so not your friend.
Father William
15 February
you are my friend okay, go and send the money
You are a racist asshole.
Father William
16 February
go and send the money tact
Kiss my cute, perfect, sexy little ass.
Father William
17 February
those nightmares is opposite, go and send the money baby girl
That was no nightmare, jerkwad - that was a blessing from Odin and Freyja, praise be!
Father William
18 February
hahahaha you are very funny woman dear, send the money to that name i gave to you tomorrow
LOLOLOLOL you're a very stupid man, did you tell that shitstain Tim Tam that I'd be his wife?
Father William
18 February
YES, because men are very scars to see, why you lack respect ni--er
send the money for peace to returned to you
WHY DID YOU CALL ME "NI--ER"?
Tim Tam
18 February
oh my god, take heart baby because i am coming to marry you soon, just cooperate with reverend father
Kiss my cute, perfect, sexy little ass.
Tim Tam
18 February
i am very strong young boy i can marry you with my wealth
You're far beyond loathsome and contemptible.
Tim Tam
18 February
i dont care about the insulting words you pure on me, little swine and skin disease, under normal circumstances i am richer than you hopefully i can take care of your responsibility
I want you to know that since the day we started exchanging mails I've fallen deeply in love with you. There are no words to express the gratitude I feel in my heart that you came into my life, and how you make every day so special. You are my life, my heart, my soul. You are my best friend, my one true love, my one and only. I love you more today than I did yesterday, and I'll love you more tomorrow than I do today
please sent me your photos honey
Cammy puts Tim Tam right on how she insulted him. Accuracy is important!
I never called you little swine or skin disease. I called you maggot, shitstain and c_nt.
Tim Tam
18 February
i dialogue with one lawyer to renew my international passport because i am coming to meet with you in Australia, i am contemplating to move the 2 consignment boxes to the barrister, please sent me you, i love you from bottom of my heart
You'd have to get past Peter Dutton's Gestapo first.
Tim Tam
18 February
tell me the meaning of the word, past Peter, You are the first and the only person to touch my heart with your passionate and never-ending loving you
Peter Dutton is the Minister for Immigration and Border Security and you'd have to get past his goons and that is the big problem for you, jizz breath.
Tim Tam
18 February
stop insulting from today honey, because i fallen in love with you already, if you really love me from bottom of your heart, sent me invitation letter
To each other, we’will start to made many beautiful promises from today. But the best ones are still in my heart, waiting to be made when the time is right. I love you.
Why did Gorman call me a ni--er?
Father William
19 February
send the money
Why did you call me a "ni--er"?
Suddenly the scammers try for a plot twist...
Father William
21 February
human being are very wicked in life, so you collaborate with Tim Tam to carry the two consignment boxes out of my church without my notice, wherever i set my eyes on that boy, i most get him arrested
Arrested? Kewl! He deserves it.
Father William
21 February
he escape with the 2 boxes, i am searching for him with police detective
you told him to escape right
I hope they shoot him down like a dog.
Tim Tam
21 February
my love i flee from reverend father about 3 days ago with my boxes, i went and seek refuge one lawyer who told me, he can help to Australia, please dont disclose the secret to Gorman at all because i really love to be with you soonest
Father William
22 February
you gang up with him to escape right n---er
Go fuck your ass with a broomstick, you dirty poxed-up creep!
That turdburglar thinks I set it up!
Tim Tam
22 February
please give me your mobile number i want to hear your voice, i told the lawyer about you
when i came over there to meet with you as husband and wife
And how are you going to get to Australia? Just asking.
Tim Tam
22 February
please i cannot hide anything from you pretty, i am tire of staying in Africa this morning i went to one Engineer Louise Brinkley secretly is a Spanish man who owned a company here in Ghana to open the boxes for me, but is demanding for $800 to open each box, i know if the boxes is open, i can use some of the money to obtain my visa and ticket to Australia urgently
please dont disclose our secret to Reverend Gorman because i escape with the boxes from him
Tim Tam
22 February
i am born 1995 i have all the necessary document to travel out of Africa anytime, when the visa and the ticket is available, i promise you direct engagement when i came over to you in Australia
You're just a boy. Why would I ever want a boy? I already have a man, a real man!
Tim Tam
23 February
you mean 21 year old is too small for you or what, please consider me honey as soon as the boxes is opened i will start to send you nobey bit by bit through western union transfer here in Togo before my arrival in your country Australia
Why would you want to send me money?
Tim Tam
23 February
i dont understood your question at all, keep the finds awaiting my arrival in Australia did you understand my English language now
Why would you want to send me money by Western Union?
Tim Tam
23 February
you are behaving like illiterate because you dont want to understand the feeling i have for you, okay if the boxes is open through your help, i will send the money to you through bank to bank for upkeep before my arrival in Australia, moreover i know you cannot sit on my money when the funds heat your account
the lawyer took me to one immigration officer yesterday to renew my international passport, the immigration officer also told me that i will spend at least $8500 to travel down to Australia within one month time, ithe money is available
i love to be with you white, please consider my proposal
You're arrogant and rude and you think that what you want is what you'll get. Don't count your chickpeas, dewd.
Father William
23 February
Madam
So you conspire with Tim Tam to stole the boxes from the church right, if i set my eyes on that boy i will send him to jail here because i help the boy allot
I know you're a fucking idiot, but this is getting worse. Those boxes are not yours (you admitted that) so they can't be stolen from you.
Tim Tam
23 February
how you with your senses at all miss white, i told you the ideals at hands, but you are talking rubbish
you suppose to advice me what to do next
Camille White
Seriously, dewd? You're asking me what you should do next? You want the one you said was talking rubbish to give you wisdom?
24 February
please i want you to assist me with some money to pay the engineer for the opening of the boxes, because i promise the immigration officer on Mondaym
How do you know that it’s safe?
24 February
Tim Tam
Mrs Tam
Please i don't want to be stranded again in Africa when i have you over there my maiden, help me out with the required money the Engineer is demanding from me to open the boxes, i promise i wont hurt you when i came to Australia honey, because i want to forward my education there in Australia after our marriage, i know you are God send to me
the boxes is very safe
My name is Camille White.
You booty-trapped the boxes and I don't see how that engineer can be an EOD SME. I don't want to be responsible for his dearth. And if you ever hurt me, I wouldn't kill you, no - my brother would. He knows so many ways to kill people.
24 February
Tim Tam
the engineer has already scan the boxes and the result came out positive spendable currency, you know i told my late father is into Forex bureau the exchange, please send the money my love i wont hurt you
the engineer is waiting for me
24 February
Tim Tam
please don't despise me honey because i promise the immigration officer on Monday i will deposit the $8500 for the traveling document
help me
24 February
Father William
so you inculcate ideal into Tim Tam to remove the boxes from house of god right, you and tom will pay dearly for your did, woooooooooooo to both of you, i much search for tom every where
I don't give a flying fuck about how clean and spendable that money is - what about the fucking Semtex?
Typical fucking sheople boy fucker - it's always the woman's fault.
25 February
Tim Tam
Honey, you may not love me like I love you,You may not care for me like I care for you But if you ever need me, I will always be around for you in our personal apartment
i present those below for you my maiden
I live in a house with my BBFF and my BGFFs. You won't be invited inside.
if you don't want to help me out, let me know before you give numerous excuses,
They ain't excuses, jizz breath, they're reasons.
26 February
WHEN I CAME DOWN TO AUSTRALIA BOTH OF US WILL INVEST THE MONEY IN REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT, BUYING AND SELLING OF LANDED PROPERTIES
Is that a fact?
26 February
YES BECAUSE THE MONEY IS VERY HUGE FOR US TO INVEST ON
But hist, what is this? Cammy has delved into classic comedy to taunt the Lad for a first and a second time!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
26 February
Father William
woooooo unto you prostitute who engineer tom to stole the boxes
I reworded the next line just a little.
You don't frighten me, sheeple pig-dog. Go and bite your bottom, son of a silly person
26 February
Father William
badness we catch up on you soonest because you disrespect me with [Tim Tam
To taunt him a third time, I made up my own.
I flaunt my bosoms at you, you flaccid fondler of under-aged donkey derrieres.
26 February
Father William
that your club life we end you in junkie
How would you, pathetic goat-dung devourer and licker of toilet-floors, know anything at all about club life?
27 February
Father William
know you are drunker the same time a junkie in the club site, before the year will run out you are going to suffer mishap
27 February
Father William
when the time comes just inform for forgiveness
Cammy couldn't care less.
Your mishap will be worse, everyday intruder in male rectums
How predictable!
27 February
Father William
your mishap is very close because you are club prostitute
Time to make him reach for a dictionary.
27 February
O Prince of pederasts, why do you care
27 February
Father William
arm-robber who conspire with tom to stole the boxes from church
Cammy sticks with alliteration.
And what does the padawan of pedophiles plan to do now
After calling Cammy a ni**er twice, the Reverend proceeds to hedge his bets...
28 February
Father William
White monkey did you asked tom to returned the boxes back to me because he dont reply my mails
Cammy stayed on message.
Why would I tell him to do that, duke of degenerates?
The Rev ploughed on regardless:
28 February
Father William
please do that for me because the boy no longer replied me again
A slight change of emphasis from Cammy:
Suck it up, maharajah of molesters
And Tim Tam returns!
5 March
Miss white i was admitted in the hospital since for fever, i just came back right now, i spend the little money with in the hospital, please look for sponsor to help me out
Maybe time for another character to vex the Lad...
There's nobody I hate that much really except my father. Would he be all right?
Cammy's father is a layabout drunkard and bigot - he will not be "all right" for Tim Tam.
Tim Tam took the bait eagerly:
6 March
you can ask your father to sponsor me with the money, after opening the boxes i paid him back because i spend the little money with me in the hospital
please explain my situation to your father may be he can help me out with the money, requested by engineer Louise Bently
Cammy's response was brief.
Ask him yourself - Michael Taylor at racistbludgerasshole@gmail.com
Next up: Tim Tam writes to Mick.
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