WERE YOU BORN AS CLUMSY OR WERE YOU FATHER AS STUPID

bit on the prize, I really need this phone and i can make payment as soon as possible. please send driver lisense along with it

Makinwa Samuel

Dear Mr. Samuel:

Thanks for responding to my ad. I attach a picture of the iPhone to this email. Where are you located?

Alex

What matters now is that I saw your advertise and like the phone Ok, now all I want it for is to send it to my wife abroad she is a nurse and works with crossy red, how is the cost of shipping? I am live in Lagos, Nigeria

God bless.

Dear Samuel:

I hope you won't be upset with me. I dropped the phone this morning. There is slight damage. Do you still want it?

Alex

Absolute my freind, the virtue comes not from the beauty of the phone but the use of it. Today I pay you with paypal account you give me your paypal number. (Ain't no way I'm going to do that!)

Dear Samuel:

I dropped the phone again, and then tripped over it. There are some slight cracks in the screen. Do you mind?

Alex

My good freind may I repeat the virtue comes not from the beauty of the phone but the use of it. It accepted in any of conditions. Have you got paypal account number yet?

Dear Samuel:

I'm a bit absentminded, so I put the phone on the stove and plugged my chicken stew into the wall. Before I realized my error, the phone was scorched. Do you still want it? I'm willing to come down on the price.

Alex

No meed to come down on prize freind. I hope you get paypal account number so i’ll be expecting to hear from you soon, thank you my brother

Dear Samuel:

I'm sorry I have to tell you this, but while I was crossing the road yesterday, I had the phone in my pocket. It fell out and was immediately hit by a little old lady driving a school bus. The damage isn't too bad. The phone still exists.


YOU VERY STUPID ANIMAL I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW YOU CAN HAVE DONE THIS IN THREE DAYS TO PHONE YOU CLUMSY SMALL BOY TO KEEP THIS UP WERE YOU BORN AS CLUMSY OR WERE YOU FATHER AS STUPID?!

Dear Samuel:

I just saw your email, and frankly, I'm shocked. I spend all this time with you and you go and insult me when things aren't going your way. That's VERY cruel of you. I'm going to take my business some where else. Mr. Makonda has been asking for the phone for a long time, and I will sell it to him instead!

Alex

please forgive me Mr. Alex i did not mean any of what was said in pre vious correspond. I have found a man who fix any phone and he promise to fix your two. ("yours too" perhaps?") Please respond if you have not gone way..

Dear Samuel:

Thank you for your apology. I will send the phone to you shortly. Please send details on where to send it.

Alex

Alex.

Things havnot gone as plans go with me. When i attempting to make payment to you with credit debt card the bank would look mad and not except it. I tried many time but they would not except it. I really need phone for my wife in crossy red please sir. The bank man said i could recieve money to buy phone with Western Union outlet. If you send me 450 USD at this addres beneath i will buy phone and pay you back double the sum somepoint. (So this is where the scam is!)

Dear Samuel:

Sure I'll send the money. Expect it soon.

Alex


Dear Samuel:

The WU outlet wants you to fill out this form I have attached. Something about Boko Haram killing people by bludgeoning them with cellphones. I'm sorry for the complication, but the WU lady was very insistent that you fill this out.




sir have you completed transfer

I have not heard from you. Have you complete transfer

Dear Samuel:


Alex
YOU ARE OUTRAGE TO ME. HOPE YOU ROTTY IN JAIL