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Post by Penfold on Jul 25, 2022 10:58:14 GMT
Boris: Russian businessman
Mr Robert: Boris's lawyer
Cyril: A man out to make a (not so quick) buck.
Cyril was approached by Boris to assist him in getting £5,000,000.00 out of Russia into Cyril's bank account. This was all meant to be arranged over the phone with Mr Robert. However, Mr Robert never had much success getting past Cyril's senile brother Lenny, despite instructions on how that could be overcome. Unfortunately, Cyril's since decided that he really isn't keen on having the £5,000,000.00 transferred to his account (due to problems with HMRC in the past) and suggested delivery to his doorstep via courier instead. Cyril to Mr Robert:
Dear Mr Robert Good morning. I have read your latest email and the £2500 transfer fee will certainly not be a problem. However, having the £5,000,000.00 Boris wants to transfer out of Russia will be. I haven't wanted to mention this before now, but I have had a little trouble in the past with HMRC over some unpaid tax for the year 2019. It was for quite a considerable sum and carried the threat of a rather hefty prison sentence if it had gone unpaid. I can't be sure, but I have suspected that HMRC have been keeping their beady eyes on my bank accounts since then. I have no doubt that they would certainly be interested to know where £5,000,000.00 suddenly appeared from. Therefore, I feel it would be far better if you could arrange courier delivery of the funds to my doorstep. I could then make sure it was stored in my shed until the sanctions facing Boris have been lifted and he's free to collect his 70% of the total amount sent. If Boris wants to send more than the £5,000,000.00 he mentioned in his introductory email, that will be okay. My shed is very large and I'm sure that I could easily store £10,000,000.00 and still have room for my tricycle. I understand that you may need to discuss my proposition with Boris, but please try to be as quick as you can about it. I'm eager to get things finalised and your inability to discuss all of this over the phone has caused a lot of unnecessary delay already. Let me know if Boris gives the okay and if he does please send me details on how to get the transfer fee paid. Toodle-pip Cyril Mr Robert:Hello Cyril . I hope you are doing great I read your message and I have just spoke to Mr Boris about your concern . he understand very well and we believe your idea is good and safe way to avoid any tax . And he also said once we have deliver the first 5 million safe in your hand we will deliver more as long you can keep it safe . So I will be arranging my special delivery agent who will bring the funds safe to your door step . Note all delivery expense will be handle by you. Once again sorry for all the delay. I am more eager to get this done and over with . So we can look forward to the second delivery . I will wait your reply so I can put things in process . Let me know if you are ready for the payment and I will send you detail for the payment and once the payment is confirm the box can be on it way to you. I hope to hear from you Robert . Cyril to Mr Robert:
Dear Mr Robert Sorry for the late reply, but I was out walking Chumpy and Shep before it gets too hot for them. I must say that it's good to come home and find such a positive response to my last email. I was a little worried that there could have been some kind of export issue considering the sanctions that are in place against the Russian Federation. Anyway, even if that were the case, Mr Boris speaks very highly of your capabilities so I'm sure you would have found a way around any such issues. As for the delivery expenses, I'll happily handle those, so please furnish me with the exact amount I will be required to send to cover both the transfer fee and courier fee. I look forward to hearing back from you. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris:
Hello Cyril my friend I trust you are doing well today . I have discuss with Mr Robert . About your concern and how you want the funds to be deliver to you. It was a good suggestion and I like it . I must commend you . You are such a good man and men like you is hard to find in the world today . I so much appreciate you . I have more funds to be delivered so if we get this first deal done . I will be delivering more of the funds to you . I am so looking forwards us to complete the deal . I hope to hear from you . Boris . Mr Robert:
Alright Mr. Cyril . I am already putting things in motion right now as we speak because Boris has has told me finalize everything asap so the funds will be on it way. You . You will be sending 5300 pounds . To cover everything. And to secure the funds on it way to you . So like I said I am already on it as we speak . I would be waiting for the funds transfer from you . So let me know what time you will be heading to the bank and I will send you details for the wire transfer so you can get it done as soon as possible . Cyril to Boris:
Boris You really are too kind with your compliments regarding my character. I'm just a man like yourself, trying his best to get on in the world. Anyway, I thank you nonetheless and I really do hope this business relationship we have entered into will bring both of us everything we deserve. As soon as I've finished writing this email to you I will be replying to Mr Robert to hopefully finalise the payment of both the transfer and courier fees. For some strange reason Mr Robert has still not furnished me with the payment option despite my making it plain that I was ready to proceed. As you already know of my low opinion of Mr Roberts ability to get things moving smoothly I'm sure that you won't be surprised that I'm not impressed by that oversight. Anyway, I guess it is what it is, and sometimes one must work with fools to get to where you and I want us to be. I shall try to remain professional in my dealings with Mr Robert only out of my respect for you. Toodle-pip Cyril Cyril to Mr Robert:
Dear Mr Robert Will you please stop waffling on and send the bloody payment details for Christ sake! Toodle-pip Mr Robert:
Below is the details for the payment. Acct name: M?  ?? Sortcode: ??-??-?? Acct Num: 6? ??7 Bank name:Chase. Once it is done send me a copy of the receipt so I can confirm your payment . Boris:
Hello Cyril. I am glad we are almost done with the process and I also glad the funds will be in safe hand . Once again I am sorry about Mr. Robert slow process on this . But I assure you he will get it done soonest . He has reach out to me informing me that everything is on the process now and that he is waiting for your payment to finalize everything. So just have little patient with him because of the both of us . You and me and our new found relationship. I hope after everything is done we will smile together and we will be looking forward for more business together. I hope to hear from you again my friend . ^ I can guarantee it.
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Post by Birlic on Jul 25, 2022 11:44:36 GMT
I took my beer and the popcorn.  |
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Post by Penfold on Jul 26, 2022 4:53:25 GMT
Some hours later.
Boris:
Hello Cyril Is everything alright ? I have not heard from you . What’s the hold up ? Were you able to finalize the deal . Let me know what’s going on. I hope to hear from you
Cyril (just a few minutes ago):
Boris
Good morning my dear friend. I really must apologise for causing you any unnecessary worry, but the thing is I had a bit of a mishap yesterday and hurt myself quite badly resulting in a visit to A&E and an observational stay in hospital late into the evening. To cut a long story short I fell off of the shed roof (again!). It was a foolish thing to do, but I wanted to bang a few more tacks in to make sure the new roofing felt was extra secure before the £5,000,000.00 arrives for storage. At the moment I'm sitting here writing this email in quite a bit of pain and with a knee the size of a melon. The doctor at the hospital told me that there's nothing broken, but my knee ligaments are badly torn. Don't worry though, I will attempt to make the trip to my bank branch in Southampton and get the £5300 transferred. I really am so sorry for this delay. Please inform Mr Robert of the situation for me. I don't want him worrying that his last email containing the bank details didn't reach me.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Cyril's a trouper, but I'm not sure that he'll make it.
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Post by Penfold on Jul 27, 2022 5:40:49 GMT
Nothing from Boris or Mr Robert by 11:30am yesterday and Cyril was getting a little worried that he'd never see the £5,000,000.00, so he sent this.Cyril:
Boris Just a quick update to let you know that I wasn't able to make it to the bank. My knee was having none of it and I have only just got back home from the attempt. I'm not sure that I'd even be back home now if it weren't for my friend Harold finding me slumped at the bus stop. Can you believe three buses came and went without any of the drivers even checking if I was okay. Thank God for Harold is all I can say. If it wasn't for him finding me and walking all the way back to the village to borrow Mrs Hubbard's wheelchair I could have been there all night. I shall certainly be writing a strongly worded email to the bus company, that's for sure. Anyway, that can wait for now as what we really need to do is get this payment of the £5300 sorted out. Harold suggested I use MoneyGram and has kindly offered to wait here while I write and send this email and then he'll push me back to the village to have a word with Mr Patel. Mr Patel runs the village store, but more importantly he also provides a MoneyGram outlet. Harold said he's sent money from there in the past, but he's never sent as much as £5300 so he's not sure if that's even possible. Anyway, I'll make inquires about that and let you know what I've found out on my return. Please update Mr Robert as to how things stand at the moment. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris (45 minutes later):
Hello Cyril . I read your message I am so sorry for what happened to you . I pray you get stronger and heal every moment that passes by . I was worried. but receiving your message I feel ok and I believe more in our friendship. And trust more in you that you are man of your word as I am too . About the payment fee . Money gram will not work so do not use money gram . The best way is by sending it from the bank . Or if you have online banking you can just wire it from home . It is one fastest way to send money . Via online banking . Your bank can set it up for you so you can do it through your computer at home or your cellphone. If no online banking we could wait for some days may be one or two days so you can get better . I want everything to be done perfectly so we can complete this deal and look forward to another Thanks to you friend and Say Hi to him . he is such a good man . And appreciate him for being there for you. Boris Boris (Another 2 hours later):
Try to get back to me when you can . That way we can know what we decide to do. Boris (another 6 hours later):
We need constant communication. I mean steady communication to be able to get this deal complete . Do you agreed with me ? Cyril (06:16 this morning):Boris Please let me first apologise for my tardiness, but I have learnt a lesson from the mistake I made yesterday. And that lesson is, don't mix alcohol and strong pain killers. Please let me explain. As you already know, Harold kindly offered to wheel me into the village to have a conversation with Mr Patel. A conversation which was most productive, I hasten to add. Anyway, more about that in a moment after I've finished explaining why I was silent for the rest of yesterday. After I'd finished my conversation with Mr Patel, Harold suggested it might be a good idea to stop off at the Weasel and Ferret for a spot of lunch. Along with lunch we ordered a pint each of wine and a couple of rum chasers. Harold was adamant that the rum would help with the pain I was experiencing. Harold said that in his navy days he had seen more than one person have mangled limbs removed under the influence of the beverage so he was pretty sure it would help. Well, who was I to argue with an ex chief petty officer of Her Majesty's Navy so I downed them both with gusto. I have to admit they did seem to do the trick, but after consuming a couple more and a double brandy I was really beginning to feel quite woozy. After that point I don't really remember much more about the day, but now after speaking to Harold this morning it turns out that I passed out and ended up face down in my summer pudding. Anyway, it transpires that with the help of a couple of the staff Harold was able to get me into the wheelchair and trundle me home and put me to bed. I suppose at this point it would be useful for you to know that I am rather a portly gentleman making Harold's feat all the more impressive. Lenny would not have been much help and was still locked in the shed with Chumpy and Shep where I had left him when Harold and I had gone out earlier. Luckily Harold had the good sense to fill their food and water bowls up before he headed home. I know that you may be shocked that I would lock my brother in the shed, but you've never had to come home to the mess he leaves. Even Chumpy and Shep don't shit on the carpet, but Lenny will go wherever takes his fancy if he's not watched like a hawk. Sometimes I think I should have him put in a home, and perhaps I will when I get my 30% of the £5,000,000.00 you're about to send. I suppose that last sentence brings us nicely back to the matter in hand and your concern that MoneyGram won't work. To that I say, au contraire, my dear friend. Mr Patel has assured me that sending the £5300 won't be a problem at all. He said all that I will need is the recipient's name and the country where I want the money transferred to. If you can furnish me with those details I'll ask Harold to wheel me into the village and get the payment made. Waiting a couple of days is not an option. I know you're not a doctor, but your suggestion is preposterous. It could be weeks before my knee is healed enough to make a half hour bus journey into Southampton and despite Harold's willingness to help me I really don't think he would want to push me all the way there in Mrs Hubbard's wheelchair. Besides, I've been thinking and I've come to the conclusion that leaving banks out of this is our best course of action. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I still can't be certain that any unusual movements of money in my accounts won't be flagged up to HMRC. In my experience, there're a bunch of bastards. I think that once bitten, twice shy should be our mantra as we move forward. I have about ten grand in cash in my hidey-hole so paying the fee won't be a problem. All I need is the information Mr Patel mentioned and we'll have everything back on track. Toodle-pip Cyril Things move on, but with a rather strange turn of events.Boris (09:59):
Hello Cyril . How are you today I hope you are getting better . I got your message and I understand all you say . I pray you get well faster . Regarding the payment . I have consult very well about the money gram thing . Money gram is only allow to send maximum of 1700 to 1900 at once . If it is more than that the receiver will have stress or might not able able to received it . One other good way to send the funds. Is you mailing its via express mail . You just have to buy books and hide the money in the book in way no one can know . And if they ask at the post office what you are sending say it is books . If I you can do that reply me asap and I will give you address where you will be sending it to . I am waiting your respond . Let me know what you think . Boris (10:19):
If the first option of mailing will not work then we will do the money gram but will split the funds . To 1100 pounds . In two places and going to two names . That way you can send 2200 in total today and tomorrow send same . Until we get the complete funds sent . I am waiting for your reply . Cyril (10:33):
Boris Mr Patel never said anything about there being a problem sending the full £5300. Perhaps your exhaustive research is not correct. However, I do like the sound of your book idea and if you're sure that something like that will work I don't see why we shouldn't try it. Let me know the mailing address and then I'll get Harold to push me down to one of the charity shops in the village where I'll probably be able to pick up a few books to hollow out. Should I use paperback or hardcover books for the job, or doesn't it matter? Toodle-pip Cyril Boris (11:31):
Here is the details . Address - Redacted Name- L? f? ??. City- Wolverhampton It will be better to use hardcover and band it with tape band I trust you can hide it very secure way that no one can know. . Pay for express overnight that way it will arrive the next day at most . When you are done they will give you receipt and tracking number that way the package can be track while on it way . Send me receipt and tracking number . Let me know if you will get it done today . I have also informed Mr Robert on how things are going . So he is preparing the funds and delivery . Once receipt is confirm . It will be on it way .
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Post by Penfold on Jul 28, 2022 4:40:07 GMT
Well the book thing went nowhere so I guess it's back to MoneyGram. Anyone who missed the book thing, it was added later to the last post.Cyril:
Boris Sorry my friend, but I have only just returned home to find your latest email waiting for me. Harold popped by not ten minutes after I sent you my email expressing my interest in your book suggestion so I asked him to wheel me into the village to get hold of a few books that might be suitable for the job in hand. I managed to purchase a couple of copies of Jamie's 15 minute meals, a rather tatty copy of a readers digest book called strange stories, amazing facts, and a copy of the illustrated treasury of the brothers Grimm. I also stopped off at the village ironmongers and brought a couple of packs of stanley knife blades to cut the secret recess for the cash. I was thinking that if I use high denomination notes I should be able to cram the £5300 inside them. However, that was before I saw I was only sending the money to Wolverhampton. Now I'm thinking it would be a lot safer if Mr F? ?? just hopped on a train and collected the money from me in person. I will of course reimburse him for any expenses he incurs. He would even be welcome to stay with me and Lenny overnight if he didn't fancy making the return journey on the same day. Actually the more I think about it, the more I feel this would be the best course of action. Please let me know when Mr F? ?? will be able to travel. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris:F? ?? can not visit you to pick up money . And he is unable to visit and remember this deal is suppose to be confidential and no other third party must know because it involve lot of money . There other person interested but I turn them down because I have strong faith in you that you will get this done. So my faith is still in you . Just simply get the funds mail to the address . It is safe and ok and send the tracking number and receipt that’s all . And we will move to the next level by putting the funds on it way . It is taking too much time we should be done with this . I am waiting good news from you . Cyril:
Boris It's less than a couple of hundred miles between Wolverhampton and Brockenhurst. I don't understand why Mr F? ?? is being difficult about such a short journey. If he hops in his car now he could be here before 7pm. I've already said that he can stay at the cottage if he doesn't fancy driving back to Wolverhampton today, so I really don't see what the problem is. Have another word with him and make him see sense. I really want to get this finalised today and I didn't expect this extra added delay. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris:
Hi Cyril it seems you are the one making things difficult for us . I am not suppose to be the one handling these. . But right now I step in because of too many suggestions from you . It was making it look Mr Robert was not good enough . Like I said I have been dealing with him and he has handle all my business smoothly with no one saying he was incompetent. I am not happy for all the delay . I have lot of funds I need to move and I want someone active and fast . You are saying the distance is not much so it is a good thing mail the parcel will get there fast . Just follow simple instructions by mailing the parcel . The week is already running and we have not finish with just face one . If you can’t get the funds across say it and I will understand and look for someone else to help me . You said you already bought books for it then mail it . If you are coming up with suggestions saying f? ?? should come to your place . He has lot of things he is handling plus he is a very busy person and coming to your house that’s another long process . So please follow simple instructions and mail it . Please I need to know if you will or will not so I can find someone else to help me get this done time is very precious in serious business like this , this is not suppose to take three days and we would have been done and over with the first 5 million . We have been emailing back and forth without getting anything done . Word without action is useless. I am waiting to hear from you . Cyril:Boris I really am not happy with the way things are going. I'm beginning to wonder if you have any control over your staff. Do you surround yourself with fools and allow them to do as they please? That's not the way to act when there is so much at stake. Quite frankly I expected better from a Russian. The few Russians I have known in my long and eventful life would have been cracking the skulls of their subordinates if they had been as disrespectful as Mr F? ??. If Mr F? ?? is going to continue to whine about not being prepared to make a small trip to help finalise things then I certainly have no intention of wasting any of my money posting anything to him. I think the best thing to do at this stage is divert our attention to the second option you suggested, use MoneyGram and split the payment of the £5300 between the two recipients you mentioned. Send me their details and I'll get the first payments off to them tomorrow morning. This whole business really is becoming quite a farce and I for one will be glad when we finally make some kind of progress. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris:Here is the details for the two money . 1100 pounds each . Details 1 . Surname: O? ?, Name . T? . Address - 80 rue du faubourg Saint-Antoine Postal code: 75012, City: Paris Region: Île-de-France Country: France. Details 2. Surname: N? ??, Name. A? ??...... Address - 80 rue du faubourg Saint-Antoine Postal code: 75012, City: Paris Île-de-France Country: France. I will look forward to positive reply and hoping to complete the chapter of our business deal . Cyril (this morning 05:19):Boris Good morning to you. It's good to find your email waiting for me this morning. It looks like we may finally be getting somewhere. When young Raymond delivers the morning newspapers I'll ask him to cycle over to Harold's to ask him if he's free to push me into the village. Young Raymond usually delivers the papers at around 7am so by the time he's cycled to Harold's and back I should have an answer by 7:30am. Hopefully it will be a positive answer and I'll be able to get the first payments sent some time this morning. I'll let you know what's happening as soon as I know. Toodle-pip Cyril
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Post by Penfold on Jul 29, 2022 4:27:59 GMT
The rest of Yesterdays nonsense.Cyril (08:11):
Boris Sorry for the update being a little later than I had envisaged, but young Raymond has only just returned from Harold's. Unfortunately he was a little late today due to his bicycle having a flat tyre which he had to fix before he could start his paper round. However, he has returned with the good news that Harold will be able to wheel me over to Mr Patel's store at about 10am. I'll be in touch again as soon as I return from Mr Patel's. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris (08:12):Alright Cyril we all are hoping for good news . That way we are know we are progressing . I hope to hear from you . Boris (08:22):Ok My Dear friend . I look forward to receiving good news . Hope to hear from you as soon as it is done . Boris (11:23):Are you back yet ? Cyril (11:44):Boris Yes, I've just got back and I have some excellent news. Mr Patel says that we don't need to piss about splitting the payments up or sending them on two separate days. He's willing to use his employee override function to help me out. Isn't that great news? All I need to know is which of the two recipients I should send the full £5300 to. Should I send it to Mr O? or Mr N? Get back to me as soon as you can. Harold's willing to wait around for a little while longer, but I don't want to impose on his time unnecessarily. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris(12:58):Alright Cyril . If that what Mr Patel said then here is the new details you will use . Surname O? ?.. Name : O? S? ??. Address 80 rue du faubourg Saint-Antoine Postal code: 75012, City: Paris Île-de-France Country: France. We have gone back and forth so much on this I pray we get it done once and for all right now . I hope to hear from you Cyril (18:48):Boris What on earth took you so long to reply to my last email? I told you that Harold wasn't going to hang around all day waiting for you to get back to me. Luckily I've been able to get a message to him and he'll be back in about half an hour to push me down to Mr Patel's. Hopefully we'll be able to make it to Mr Patel's store before it shuts at 8pm and get the payment sent. If we don't make it, you'll only have yourself to blame and you'll have to wait until tomorrow to receive the payment. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris (19:42):
Hello Mr . Cyril I have sent that information since 2 pm or 1 pm if I am not mistaking . The issues is that you don’t check your email constantly. But that’s that . We have to put all effort to get this done . Because we have spend too much time on this little transaction . We have bigger transaction ahead of us . So try to always check your email. And get it done by all means . I pray we get it done . Let me know if you could get it done today or tomorrow . Cyril (20:33):Boris I've just got back from Mr Petel's and read your latest email. To say that I'm a little disappointed that you appear to be pointing the finger of blame at me would be putting it mildly. However, I'm willing to put your crass accusation on the back burner and convey the good news I have for you. The good news is Harold got me to Mr Patel's before closing time and I was able to make the payment in full. I hope that news alleviates your concern that I may not be a man that will uphold his end of our business together. Now that you have received the £5300 it's up to you to make sure that the £5,000,000.00 reaches me in a timely manner. As far as I'm concerned I feel I've definitely earnt my 30%. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris (21:47):I would never point blame on you because you are my dear friend . I just want us to get this done and move the the next level . I need receipt for the payment if not there would no way to confirm your payment and there would be no way to received your payment . That’s the only proof of payment . You must know the level of trust I have for you that’s why I will be entrusting that amount of money to you and even more . So I am waiting for the money gram receipt to be able yo verify the payment . Boris (21:50):Without the payment receipt and transfer code the money can not be receipt . I indicated that on my previous emails . So I am looking forward to the receipt . I am hoping to received the receipt to be able to finalize the payment Mr Robert (22:29):Hello Mr. Cyril . I hope you are doing well , I received message from my boss . Saying you have made the payment for 5300 pounds via money gram . That is he is waiting for receipt to be able to verify and confirm the payment . I have already made all plans for delivery for the 5 million . So when we received the receipt for your payment I will put the funds on it way straight to you . So right now we wait for your reply on the receipt issue . To get things on the way to you . I hope to hear from you soonest . Boris (23:28):If you could not send a picture of the full receipt of the money gram . Just send the sender full name , city , country .zip code . Phone number .address And money control number . All these are on the receipt . Try to get it asap so we can finish up quickly with all these process . And Put those funds on the way to you . If you could send the complete receipt on email attachment it would be wonderful . Waiting to hear from you . Boris (23:32):The Money Gram reference Number is very important . Send it alongside with the other information. For verification of the payment Unfortunately, Cyril (thinking his job done) did not see the last five emails until this morning.
Cyril (05:23 this morning):Boris A very good morning to you. I'm sorry that I've only just seen yours and Mr Robert's emails, but I thought my job was done for the day. However, now that I know you need a photograph of the MoneyGram receipt I shall ask young Raymond to help me do that when he delivers the newspapers this morning. I know that he has one of those super-duper phones that can take pictures just like a camera. I remember how proud he was when he showed me what he'd bought with his paper round money. I think that having a little job like Raymond has when you're young instils a good work ethic for the future, don't you? Anyway, I'll have a word with him when he gets here and I'm sure the receipt will be winging its way to you shortly after. Toodle-pip Cyril
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Post by Admin on Jul 29, 2022 4:58:57 GMT
Quite right.
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Post by Penfold on Jul 31, 2022 13:09:00 GMT
Real life called and Mrs Penfold and I had to travel up country for a family get together. It was certainly nice to come back home to find that Boris, Mr Olaosebikan and Mr Robert were able to keep themselves amused while I was away. Total of 4 calls to MoneyGram and 8 to Lenny. I guess that just leaves Lilly. Boris (29th 06:46):
Alright Cyril . I waiting for the receipt . I hope you slept well and how is your legs ? Do you feel any relieve right now ? I am glad we almost done with the payment issue . And I trust you have arrange the safe place you intend to keep the funds when it arrive your place . I am waiting to hear from you Boris ( 29th 06:58):Did you read my other email about getting the infor from the receipt . If you do not want to wait for Raymond . You can get those info I requested out from the receipt . Ref number . Sender full name . City , country . Zip code and phone number . Let’s get this done quickly this morning Cyril (29th 08:24):Boris Thank you for your kind enquiry in regards to the current state of my knee. Unfortunately it is still quite swollen and putting weight on it for any length of time is extremely painful. As for where the £5,000,000.00 wil be stored, I think I have already made either you or Mr Robert aware of that. In fact it was the very fact that I was making sure that your money would be safe and sound that has caused the bloody problem with my knee. Anyway, that's water under the bridge and what we should be focusing on is getting the £5.000,000.00 delivered. To that end, I send the receipt that young Raymond helped me to attach to this email. I hope now that Mr Robert will be able to handle the rest of our transaction in a professional manner. Make sure that he lets me know the delivery date. Toodle-pip Cyril At this point Mrs Penfold and I had to hop in the car and set off on our short break.Boris (29th 10:34):Hello Cyril . How are you . I got the receipt for the payment Robert is verifying the payment . Once he has received the money the stuff will be on the way as plan . Try to stay close to your computer in case he is having any trouble picking the funds . I will inform you . Keep in touch . Boris ( 29th 13:40):
I have been waiting to hear from you . I am informing you right now that the money you sent can’t be access . So please go back to Patel tell him the receiver could not pick the money because the limit is too much . listen you are the one causing all these delay and stress . If you would have just follow my simple instructions to send the funds by 1100 each we would not be having this stress . Just do what I said for once and let get this over with . I am not happy right now . With this situation of delay . I have some kilo grams of Gold I want to move too . I was hoping this payment you made would go through so I can package the gold and the funds to you too. if you could handle the gold and the funds . But right now I am just really down . Go to Mr Patel and pick the 5300 up back and send it to each name below by 1100 pound each to two name . And tell Mr Patel to make sure the references number for the transfer is on the receipt . And send me the copy of receipt again . Try to get it done at most today or tomorrow so by Monday the stuff would be on your way to you . Get back to me asap let’s wrap this up . Just tell Mr Patel want I want and how I want it to be done . No more delay Below are the names for the transfer 1.Surname: O? , Name: T? D? . Address: address: 80 rue du faubourg Saint-Antoine Postal code: 75012, City: Paris Region: Île-de-France Country: France. 2. Surname: N? ??, Name : A? Y? ........ address: 80 rue du faubourg Saint-Antoine Postal code: 75012, City: Paris Île-de-France Country: France. Hope to hear quickly from you Boris (29th 14:58):Still waiting for you . You are away from your computer too long . Boris (29th 16:37):Our means of communication is too slow for the kind of serious business deal we are on . So this is message is very important . I mean very very important . I want you to take money from the funds you have at home . And buy a smart phone in the morning . Get a prepaid number and put inside the phone plus . That’s is SIM card with internet bundle on it . And send me the number that way I will be able to communicate with you constantly . You can also tell the young boy to put WHAT APP on the new phone for you and send me the number . It is faster way or modern way of communication for business men world wide . We have serious business at hand so if we must complete and succeed in this business I recommend you get it right away As for the money you will use for the phone and other expenses don’t worry about it will be on me . When the 5million arrive take whatever amount you spend purchasing the phone from the money . But right now we need serious communication means to help us communicate constantly to enable us finish this job . This is message must be taking seriously . I am waiting for your reply . Mr Robert (30th 09:42):
My client is worried and he said he has not heard from you . Are you ok? I have wrote you several emails and never received reply from you . Let’s us know what’s happening Boris (30th 15:59):Hello ? Where you at ?
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Post by stellabella on Jul 31, 2022 13:28:11 GMT
I'm hoping Lilly will be able to explain to Boris about Cyril's sudden departure to visit her.
Fingers crossed for the triple!
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Post by Penfold on Jul 31, 2022 20:50:33 GMT
Cyril (15:04 today):Boris Sorry about the silence, but the bloody Internet went down at about 9am Friday and it looks like the engineers working on the problem must have only just got it working again. Harold called by this morning to tell me that the outage was caused by squirrel damage to the cable near Felchers Hole. You'd think with all the trees they have to nibble on those fucking little rodents would leave the bloody cables alone. This isn't the first time this has happened this year and you'd think the bloody council would do something about the blasted vermin. We pay enough bloody council tax, for Christ sake. Anyway, going into a rant about it isn't going to help and it certainly won't help us get over this new and strange problem we're facing. What's all this about the £5300 not being able to be collected? What's the problem exactly? If you could explain the issue more comprehensively it would certainly be of great help when I go speak to Mr Patel about it. Get back to me as soon as you can. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris (19:02)Go pick the funds from Patel . And read my emails to you carefully . We need a good means for communication not email alone . So read all my emails to you and go back to Patel to pick the 5300 from him . And get back to me once you have pick the funds from him . And read my email about you getting a new cell phone with internet for proper communication. And tell me what you decide about it . Cyril (19:23):Boris Never mind about phones and things like that. What I need to know from you is what was the problem Mr Olao bikan had collecting the £5300 I sent? You've explained nothing and I don't like that. It makes me concerned that you have entrusted the collection of my money to another idiot just like Mr Robert. I've looked at the receipt Mr Patel gave me and the instructions on it seem simple enough for a child to follow. I want a full explanation about what happened. I'm not just going to go and ask Mr Patel for the £5300 back if I have no facts to back up your claim that the money could not be collected. Toodle-pip Cyril
Boris (21:02):You are stressing me . not following instruction . I said the money could not be received. Because the money is over limit . I told you before that no one can received money gram 5k pound . I told you to split it , your refusal to follow my instruction is causing me more delay . Just do what I said go back and pick the money . Once you gotten the money back I will tell you how to send it . Maybe by Bitcoin . There is Bitcoin machine in your city . Or you will send it 1100 pound to two names . If you would not follow my instructions and if you want to keep claiming right and arguing then I will know you are not ready to received the money . I need someone to follow instructions to be able to received the funds that’s coming you way . No more argument . I am waiting your response Unfortunately Cyril's just limped off to bed so he won't be replying until tomorrow morning.
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Post by Penfold on Aug 1, 2022 19:03:30 GMT
Mondays shenanigans.Cyril (05:49):
A very good morning to you, my friend. I'm sorry for my late reply but I'm afraid that I'd just limped off to bed when you sent your latest email. My knee is still quite swollen and painful and when I'm laying down it seems to help alleviate some of that. I was told at the hospital it could take months at my age before it's better so I'm not too worried about it yet, but it's still bloody annoying. On top of that I'm aware that my mobility issues are causing a slight problem. Having to wait for Harold to push me back and forth to Mr Patel's is of course going to cause delays, but what can we do about it? Your suggestion that I get one of those super-duper phones like young Raymond's is a good one, but unfortunately we have no shops that sell them in Brockenhurst. The only way I could get one is to travel into Southampton on the bus and that of course is out of the question due to the problem with my knee. However, what I will do is ask young Raymond to ask Harold if he's free to push me into the village so that I can try to sort things out with Mr Patel. As usual I'll need to wait for young Raymond to deliver the morning newspapers before I do that, but hopefully I'll get an answer from Harold before 8am. I think when the £5,000,000.00 arrives I really should give Harold and young Raymond a little something for all of the help they've given us. Don't worry, It'll come out of my 30%, but if you'd like to give them a little something too, I'm sure that would be much appreciated. And just a word of advice. Try to remain calm. Getting yourself stressed out by the situation isn't going to help anyone. Toodle-pip Cyril Cyril (08:25):
Boris Young Raymond informed me a few minutes ago that Harold can push me down to Mr Patel's store late morning or early afternoon. Unfortunately he can't do it any earlier as he's got to take his wife Mary to the hospital for a mammogram. I will of course keep you updated in my usual timely manner. However, if there's anything urgent that you want to convey, it's probably best that you call me. I don't think either of us want a recurrence of the squirrel problem. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris (08:33):
Alright . Cyril. I will try to be calm . Just that I am not happy that we are still battling with this . If not the slow process for the payment we would have complete the deal by now . I understand what you said about getting Harold some money plus the young Mann. It is true give them some funds to motivate them and you don’t have to take it from your 30 percent . Take it from my money and even if you can tell them young boy to buy that smart phone he can buy it for you . And when you remove the 5k300 from. Patel you have to send 1k each to two names . The info is still there on your email I could send it to you again when you need it . You must know we have to get this done quickly. Let me know . We need to get this done as soon as possible. Just tell Mr Patel that receiver couldn’t receive it that he should remove the money . And give it to you . Once he has giving it to you instruct him to send 1k to two different name that’s total of 2k you will be sending to two different name . Let him follow your instructions not him suggesting to you ok? Once you are done tell the little boy to send you the receipt to me like you did the previous once . Hope to hear from you . Boris (08:38):
Get a cell phone to yourself and I will be able to call you . Here is the details for the money gram . Details 1. Surname: O? , Name :T??? D? . Address: address: 80 rue du faubourg Saint-Antoine Postal code: 75012, City: Paris Region: Île-de-France Country: France. Details 2: Surname: N? , name: A? Y???........ address: 80 rue du faubourg Saint-Antoine Postal code: 75012, City: Paris Île-de-France Country: France. Tell Mr . Patel to send 1k each to the two names . And send me the receipt when you are back . Cyril (12:03):
Boris Thanks for supplying the two recipients information again in your last email. I have already got it written down on a piece of paper pinned to the notice board in the kitchen, but it's good to see that you're thinking ahead with a clear mind. I was a little worried that you may have been becoming depressed with the way things have gone so far, so it's good to see you still have your wits about you. After all, neither of us want things going wrong when it looks like we're so close to finally getting the payment sorted out. And on top of that, it's especially important that we get it sorted out by later this afternoon as my sister Lilly called this morning asking me to go and spend a few days with her and Albert in Cornwall. I explained that I'd hurt my knee and getting there would be an insurmountable problem, but she said Albert would drive to Brockenhurst to pick me up in his camper van. I would guess that he'll be setting off soon, if he hasn't already. He's a bit older than me and he doesn't drive very fast so who knows what time he'll get here, but hopefully Harold and I should have got the MoneyGram situation sorted out by then. Toodle-pip Boris (12:24):
Alright . Remember this business is a confidential deal and no one must know about it . Because it involves lot of funds . And I don’t trust anyone else but you . Beside you will be keeping the funds at home and it won’t be safe in your place when too third party has know about it . So you must assure me that you are keeping this deal secret and confidential as I have kept it confidential. Talk to me about the phone I told you to buy . I have to have good communication means with you if I am trusting you with 5Mill . So get back at me with some good news . About the transfer and the cell phone issue Boris (16:51):
I am waiting for your reply Cyril (18:34):
Boris Bad news and good news. Bad news is, Mr Patel couldn't return the £5300 when Harold and I visited his store this afternoon. Evidently he had to clear the refund via MoneyGram head office due to him using his employee override function to send the £5300. The good news is, Mr Patel has just called to say that the authorisation for the refund has just come through. He said if I pop to his store now he'll be able to refund the £5300 and generate the two new payments that you've requested. Anyway, my brother-in-law Albert is here and he's said that he'll stop at Mr Patel's on our way back to my sisters. We'll also drop Harold home afterwards to save him having to do anymore walking today. Hopefully everything will be sorted out by 7pm and you'll be able to get the £5,000,000.00 on its way. Toodle-pip Cyril Harold (19:36):
Dear Mr Boris Cyril said that you would know who I am and he asked me to pass on a message for him. He wrote it down for me because my memory is not what it was. I will type it below word for word. I hope you understand what it means. This is the message Cyril asked me to send you. Tell Boris that Mr Patel has sent the two MoneyGram payments. £1000 to each of the recipients has been sent as requested. Tell Boris Mr Patel has given me two receipts with an 8 digit MTCN number on them. Tell Boris to call me at my sisters and I will give him the MTCN for both transactions. Lilly's phone number is +44 LILLY. That's all the message says. Kindest regards Harold Harold (19:45):
Dear Mr Boris I should have mentioned that Cyril is traveling to his sister's home at the moment and probably won't get there until after 10pm tonight. I'm only letting you know that so you don't waste your time calling his sister's phone number before he arrives. Kindest regards Harold
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Post by Myon.359 on Aug 1, 2022 19:09:04 GMT
Personally, I'd ship the money to the joker using that s---------- c-----------y we have here at SF. I'd then proceed to pretend to be an incompetent deliveryman. Love how this is going so far.
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Post by Penfold on Aug 1, 2022 19:34:53 GMT
Maybe the triple is on its way.
Boris to Harold (19:57):
Alright I will call .
Of course Harold hasn't seen this, why should he have? He did his job and passed on Cyril's message.
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Post by Penfold on Aug 3, 2022 18:32:30 GMT
I can't be 100% sure but I think the triple was achieved. The emails below form Boris and the times they were sent back up my suspicion that the two (Short - no info) calls placed to Lilly on the 1st of August at 10:25pm and 10:27pm are what Boris is talking about. Added to that, the strange Cyriiiiiiiil your brother call made on the 2nd August makes me even more sure all of those calls were placed by Boris or one of his friends. I also get the feeling that Boris is no longer taking this as seriously as I would like him to. He's been rather silent on the email front and didn't even have the courtesy to reply to Harold's offer of help.
Boris to Harold (1st August 22:31):
Harold please tell Cyril that I have and that number seems not to be working on well . So tell Cyril to take picture of the receipt and send it or email me the two separate references number . I am waiting for him . The phone thing is not working he should get a cell phone . For better communication . I am waiting for your reply .
Boris to Cyril (1st August 22:37):
Hello Cyril . How are you . I hope you arrive your sister place safe . I have tried to call but I don’t understand your sister . She sound same thing like Lenny . Well I have told you to get a cell phone to able to talk to me . If you do not get a cell phone I will be considering to give the business to someone . I don’t know why you are finding it hard to get simple phone for our multi million deal . I need solid communication. on your next email to me write the reference code from the receipt and send it to me . Or take a picture of the receipt and send like the young boy did the last time . I am waiting your reply . No more argument. We need to move pass this . Once and for all .
Harold to Boris (2nd August 06:45):
Dear Mr Boris
Good morning. I don't really understand why you're involving me in this matter. I was only asked by Cyril to pass on his message yesterday, which I did, It's true that I've been willing to push Cyril back and forth to Mr Patel's, but I did that as a friend and nothing else. I did ask Cyril on our first trip to the village why we were doing it, but he just tapped the side of his nose which indicated to me that he was up to something he wants to keep secret. If this is some kind dodgy business you and Cyril have entered into I would rather not get involved any further than I am. However, If you feel you are at liberty to put my mind at ease and explain what's going on I will of course help Cyril in anyway I can.
Kindest regards
Harold
Boris to Cyril (2nd August 09:38):
Have you not have access to computer . Send the receipt . If you can not send receipt. Just take the write the number from the receipt and send it . Your delay is too much .
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Post by Penfold on Aug 4, 2022 18:07:55 GMT
And the calls to Lilly keep coming. Cyriiiiiiiiil!
Harold to Boris (yesterday 20:06):
Dear Mr Boris
I have just received a phone call from Cyril asking me if I had remembered to pass on his message. I told him I had and that you had replied confirming you were going to call him at his sisters. Have you done that yet? Cyril said that he has not heard from you yet and has asked me to email you on his behalf to ask you to get your bloody act together and give him a call. Those were Cyril's exact words, so please do not think that I'm the one being rude.
Kindest regards
Harold
Boris to Harold (yesterday 20:35):
Tell him that his sister number doesn’t seems to be working I have tried a 100 times . So he better find a way to email me . Or get cell phone that I will call him on .
Harold to Boris (yesterday 21:21):
Dear Mr Boris
I'm just off to bed right now, but I'll certainly give Cyril a call tomorrow morning and pass on your message.
Kindest regards
Harold
Today.
Harold to Boris (07:50):
Dear Mr Boris
I've just got off the phone after speaking to Cyril. It took me a good five minutes of just shouting Cyril's name at Lilly before she got the message and went and got Cyril for me. I've found that when I call Cyril at his home it's best to just keep shouting Cyril's name and not give Lenny the opportunity to start jabbering on and that little trick also seemed to work when I called Lilly. The last time I spoke to her must have been over a year ago and her dementia has definitely gotten worse. I remember Cyril's father went the same way so I think it must be hereditary. Luckily Cyril still has all his marbles, but it must be a worry seeing your brother and sister deteriorate mentally and wonder if that's what the future holds for yourself. Anyway, Cyril's asked me to tell you that he will try to get down to the local library some time this morning and use one of their public computers to email you. I think it only fair to warn you that I got the impression Cyril is not happy about the delays you're causing. He said that he could not understand why you are unable to make a simple phone call to get this matter sorted out. I did tell him that you claim you had called a hundred times, but I don't think he believes you from the response he gave. It was something about you being as incompetent as Mr Robert, whoever he is. Please do not hesitate to contact me should you need any further assistance.
Kindest regards
Harold
Boris to Harold (10:15):
Thanks Mr Harold for the information. Like I said I have called that number and lily kept picking the phone and I even tried to shout cyril many times she kept speaking . Just tell him to email me . That’s all
Boris to Cyril (10:43):
No argument and no complain. Just write the reference number out from the receipt and email it to me . Or send the complete receipt .
Harold to Boris (11:34):
Dear Mr Boris
No need to thank me. If helping you means I'm helping Cyril then I feel my time is being well spent. However, I don't understand why you are having a problem contacting Cyril by phone. Admittedly it took a few minutes of shouting Cyril's name this morning, but I was able to do it. Perhaps you were not shouting loudly enough. That's all.
Kindest regards
Harold
Boris to Harold (12:18):
I have shouted and shouted and shouted . Yet she kept talking . Just relate my message to cyril . I will wait anytime he can get to me .
Boris To Harold (15:16):
Just tell him to email me the info I need that’s all
Harold to Boris (18:53):
Dear Mr Boris
I'm confused. I thought Cyril was going to the library to email you. Are you telling me that he hasn't done that yet? Do you want me to call him again on your behalf, or are you going to try doing that yourself? I don't want to interfere and muddy the waters due to not understanding what information you require. What information do you want exactly?
Kindest regards
Harold
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Post by Penfold on Aug 5, 2022 19:05:46 GMT
Boris to Harold (Yesterday 21:51):
He has not reply . So please called him to give you the info and you can email it to me . I will wait for your response
Harold to Boris (today 05:35):
Dear Mr Boris
Good morning. I have read your email and I don't understand why Cyril has not contacted you. Perhaps the library was closed or some other problem occurred. What I'll do, is call Cyril at his sisters for you once more and ask for this information you keep going on about. I assume Cyril will know what I'm talking about as you forgot to tell me in your email what information you require. I had planned on going fishing today, but I sense there is some urgency surrounding this matter so I'll put that off for today. I'll call at about 10am, so that even factoring in a prolonged bout of shouting Cyril's name at Lilly I should have the information you need by 10:30am. Make sure that you keep your eyes peeled for my email.
Kindest regards
Harold
Boris to Harold (07:31):
Good morning Harold . I trust you slept well . Please ask cyril I need to know when is he returning to his home Where he. Can get access to computer . Plus he should send you the reference number he should understand what I am talking about . And also tell him that I am not please with his lack of communication. I need to know when he will be available to communicate properly. I await your responds . Thanks
Harold to Boris (08:15):
Dear Mr Boris
I slept like a log sir, thanks for asking. And don't worry, I'll ask Cyril for all of the information you're requesting when I call him later. I'll also pass on your message about not being happy about his lack of communication. I'm sure that will go down very well.
Kindest regards
Harold
Boris to Harold (09:53):
Ok I am waiting for the news
Harold to Boris (11:23):
Dear Mr Boris
I've just gotten off the phone with Cyril and I'm afraid that I have not got very good news for you. Perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned you not being happy with Cyril regarding his lack of communication. He really was quite angry that you seem to be accusing him of holding your business deal up when all you had to do was call him at his sisters. I did try to fight your corner and explain that you told me you have called numerous times without success. That only made him more angry and he said how come I had managed to call him twice and get through, but that fucking idiot Boris couldn't? Once again, those are Cyril's words and not mine. After all, I'm only here trying to help so please try not to be offended by anything I write. Anyway, after a lot of ranting on Cyril's part he told me that you had specifically told him not to involve third parties in your deal. He said you wanted it kept secret, so he's not going to give me the information you've requested unless you call him and tell him it's okay to do so. Cyril went on to say, If that's not an option you'll have to wait until Sunday when he plans to return home. I'm sorry I've not been able to have been of much help, but at least you're forewarned that Cyril is a bit pissed off with you at the moment.
Kindest regards
Harold
Boris to Harold (19:08):
Alright I will wait to hear from him . I when he return .
Harold to Boris (19:58):
Dear Mr Boris
I think that's probably the best thing to do. Have a wonderful weekend.
Kindest regards
Harold
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Post by Penfold on Aug 12, 2022 20:10:46 GMT
Boris To Harold (Sunday 7th August, 21:48)
Hello Harold . How are you . I hope you are doing well . Please I want to know if Cyril has return home . I have not heard from him . Let me know what’s up . With him . I am looking forward to hear from you .
Harold to Boris (Monday 8th August 08:05)
Dear Mr Boris
I don't know if Harold's home yet. And why are you pestering me about it? Have you tried Calling or emailing him? I thought that I'd made it clear in an earlier email that Harold would only be willing to discuss your business dealings with me if you gave him permission to do so. Have you given him that permission? If you haven't, it's hardly worth me wasting my time walking all the way to Harold's just to be told that he can't discuss the matter with me.
Kindest regards
Harold
Boris to Cyril (Wednesday 10th August 19:14)
So you are still not back from your sister place ? Or what ?
Cyril to Boris (today 08:20)
Boris
Of course I'm back, but I've been stuck in bed since my return due to this dodgy knee of mine. I'm not sure if it was sitting in Albert's camper van for too long on the return journey, but the bloody thing had swollen up something rotten by the time I got home. Mrs Goggins, who I'd paid to look after Lenny, Chumpy and Shep while I was staying at my sisters, said the best thing to do would be to rest for a few days and stay off my feet as much as possible. She used to be the district nurse around these parts before she retired so she knows what she's talking about. My dear friend Harold's also been a great help over the last couple of days, doing a bit of shopping, watering the tomatoes and feeding myself, Lenny the dogs. I would have paid Mrs Goggins to stay on and look after us all, but she was flying off to Spain on Tuesday for a couple of weeks holiday. And by the way, Harold did mention that you had enquired if I were home yet, but I told him you would surely call if it were something urgent that you wanted to discuss. Anyway, all that's neither here nor there, what's important is the swelling has gradually gone down and todays the first day that I've really felt confident enough to venture out of bed and check my email. So what is it you want? Are you emailing me to let me know the delivery date of the £5,000,000.00, or has there been another problem at your end? I do hope not. I really don't need any more unnecessary stress at the moment. Get back to me as soon as you can with a full update as to where we stand at this moment in time.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Boris to Cyril (09:47)
Hello Cyril . Your last email to me you said you sent 1k each and that I should call you to get the money control number . I could not call through . And I told Harold to tell you many times to email me the control number . Without control number no one can received the money you sent . So read all my emails to you it is about getting the control number to me for the transaction you made . So to inform you money was not received . So there is no way we can put the 5million on the way to you . If you had send the reference number the money would have been received. So now I need to know . How much did you sent ? Where is the reference number to pick it up .
Boris to Cyril (10:08)
Get the reference number from the receipt or just send the complete receipt . Too much stress and delay on this business deal .
Cyril to Boris (11:54)
Boris
I'm certainly in full agreement that there has been far too much stress and delay encountered so far. However, I fail to see how any of it has been my fault. I have bent over backwards to be flexible throughout and even going out of my way to change the method of payment when your employees have had difficulty collecting the money that I sent. I really do not understand why you were unable to call me at my sisters. Harold managed to do it on a couple of occasions whilst I was there without too much of a problem so it really does make me wonder if you are being honest about your own attempts. Anyway, let's not dwell on that because it will only make me angry and neither of us will benefit if that happens. What I need to know from you before we proceed is, where are you? By that I mean in what country are you residing? Once you provide me with that information I think I'll have a better understanding on how we should proceed. You may not understand why I want to know, but all will become clear in the fullness of time .
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Boris To Cyril (12:57)
Listen Cyril . You have stress me enough and cause me too much delay. Because of your refusal to do what I said . If you have gotten a cellphone like I suggest all these would have been easy for us . But you kept refusing all I said so .I am considering canceling deal with you because right now you seems incompetent. By not getting a good means of communication and you said you are capable of handling my 5 million . Well I doubt that now . I told you to get reference number you are there asking me where I am . You stop communicating with Mr. Robert . He the one who suppose to be doing this job . But because of your stubbornness and argument that I am doing his job . I am in Spain on business . So if you do not get the receipt or the reference number on your next email then consider it that the deal is close . And you are consider incompetent and I will move my business else where .
Boris to Cyril (14:29)
I am extremely displease with the delay you have cause this business deal .
Cyril to Boris (19:36)
Boris
You need to calm down, me old cock sparrow. There's no need to be getting yourself so worked up over the small matter of a bleeding mobile phone. What we really need to be trying to sort out is how I'm to get the full payment of the £5300 we originally agreed upon to you. I've been thinking and I've come to the conclusion that pissing about sending £1000 here and another £1000 there serves no useful purpose. What we need to do is get the matter sorted out without the need to involve third parties that only seem to muddy the waters. Obviously you're free to do as you wish and pull out of our working relationship, but I would hope that even you would realise that you're unlikely to find another business partner that would be prepared to put up with the incompetent fools you employ. Let me know if you still require my help and I'll explain how I plan to get the money to you.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Boris to Cyril (20:25)
I repeat No one is incompetent here . You have been stressing this whole issue . Yet insulting Mr Robert This is a business you will profit from and you are playing or joking with my business . I am already talking to Mr . Greg and we almost finalizing on the deal . You made me put my business on hold . You kept coming up with series of suggestions. So I have lost faith in you . We have been on this for weeks and yet unable to achieved anything just simply because you would not follow simple instructions. Right now I am in serious doubt that you will ever come up with any thing good .cellphone is cheap .if you are serious and ready for my business deal you will get a phone . If you would not or couldn’t get the phon for proper communication kiss the deal Goodbye . Real businessmen don’t run business without a good means of Communication. Get a cellphone
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Post by Penfold on Aug 14, 2022 7:28:00 GMT
Yesterday.Cyril to Boris (06:37):
Boris I have just read your latest email and I have to say that if nothing else I find your loyalty to the idiots you employ admirable. However, I think the faith you have in your employees abilities is misplaced. Whether I have a mobile phone or not is not the issue here, but your employees inability to use the telephones they have access to. Even you claim that you have been unable to place calls to my own or my sister's landlines. I fail to see how a mobile phone will improve things. Therefore, I will not be wasting my time trying to get into Southampton to buy one. The only option I am willing to consider now is sending the money directly to yourself using the book method you suggested. I still have the books and I will start cutting out the hidey-holes to conceal the £5300 as soon as you get back to me with your personal delivery address. I'm sure that you can see the sense in my proposition, but just in case you are too obtuse to grasp the benefit of such a course of action, It will help us remove the need to involve idiots like Mr Robert or O? S? ?? O? . Let's face it, if Mr O? had done his bleeding job correctly and called MoneyGram for the MTCN, we would never have found ourselves in this pickle and your £5,000,000.00 would have been safely stored in my shed by now. Anyway, that's all in the past now and what you and I need to do is concentrate on getting this £5300 safely to you in person and no one else. I think your home address would probably be best to avoid any further mishaps. Get back to me as soon as you can. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris to Cyril (08:56):
Cyril . You have be playing with my business so I don’t have time for you . You have been playing roller coaster . We have talk about books before . And you refuse so I have understand you are not stable and I can not risk my 5million with you . I told you that I am away for business . yet you are saying you want to sends parcels to me .!is that not crazy ? Do you have mental issues? Listen I don’t have time for your none sense. Anymore . I will not reply you anymore . Direct all your suggestions and your emails to Mr. Robert . He will handle your issue from here . I have serious people to attend to . Bye for now Cyril to Boris (09:44):
Boris Bringing my mental state into this is a low blow if you don't mind me saying so. You're fully aware that both my brother and sister suffer from dementia, but you appear to think it funny to question my own cognitive functions. Try not to be so insensitive in future. Anyway, let's get back to the matter in hand, and that's getting this £5300 to you. I'm afraid that working with Mr Robert again is out of the question. The mans a fool in my opinion and I'm sure that he'll find some way to cock things up. Look, I don't mind waiting until you return home from your business trip if that's what it will take to pursue the book scenario. I'd even be willing to double the original £5300 fee to compensate you for all the delays your incompetant employees have caused us. I can't say fairer than that, can I? I know you say you won't be replying to my emails any more, but I think when you mull things over you'll come to the conclusion that you really have spent too much time on this deal just to walk away without at least trying the book route. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris to Cyril (11:01):
Contact Mr. Robert you don’t tell him what to do he will tell you what to do . And don’t wait for me . Whenever you are ready contact him . Today.Cyril to Boris (06:44):Boris A very good morning to you. I'm sorry for my late reply, but in anticipation of a favourable reply from your good self I had Harold wheel me into the village yesterday so that I could buy a few more books from the charity shop. Concealing £10,600.00 ain't going to be as easy as I thought, but for you I'll give it a try. Anyway, I managed to purchase a copy of the Readers digest book of British birds, two more Jamie Oliver cook books, a copy of Water Gardening by Peter Robinson and a box set of Tom Clancy novels. I thought it could be a good idea to cut the spines off of the books in the box set, stick them on a piece of card, stuff the box with money and then put just the spines back in place. That way it would look like a real box set, but the box would really contain a few thousand quid. Get back to me as soon as you can so that we can arrange a date and time when you'll be back home to receive the package. And don't tell me to contact Mr Robert. You already know my opinion of the man so that ain't going to happen. Toodle-pip Cyril
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Post by Penfold on Aug 15, 2022 17:49:21 GMT
Boris to Cyril (yesterday 09:41):
Sorry cyril the deal is off for you . Mr Greg has been communicating with Robert and he has not had any complain because he followed Robert instruction and has made the payment for the delivery and Robert said he has received the funds so the first shipment of funds will be on his way Monday morning . I am sorry you wasted your opportunity with your stupid stubbornness trying to control everyone and tell him them how to do their job instead of doing as Robert say . Sorry the deal is off for you .you are not capable to keep my money safe sorry once again . Keep your book and your money it is not needed anymore . Bye I told you to contact Robert but you still bugging me with your email too bad you want to do it your way instead of the other Way round . Cyril to Boris (yesterday 11:39):
Boris I've just read your latest email and I have to say I'm a bit disappointed that the deal is off. I had hoped that you were a man of vision and would have been able to comprehend that the book idea that you originally suggested was the right route to take. However, if Mr Greg is now handling the £5,000,000.00 part of the cash deal there's little I can do about it. I guess I'll just have to be happy with the gold shipment that you mentioned in your email of the 29th July. How many kilograms are we talking about? Get back to me as soon as you can so that we can forge ahead with this new exciting phase of our working relationship. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris to Cyril (yesterday 12:39):
Yeah Mr. Greg will received his first shipment for 5Mil. And another 5 more Million will be get on it way to him . He is very fast and always available for communication I believe that’s how business men does all of over the world . The Gold is 55 Kilograms. And already in possession of Mr. Robert . So I suggest you contact him immediately and follow his instructions. If you are fast and committed he could deliver it to you this week . So I pray you do things the way he guid you this time so that all your time and effort will not be in vain . I wish you well . I have just email him to let him know he will be receiving messages from you about the Gold . Cyril to Boris (yesterday 13:46):
Boris It's great to read that Mr Greg is benefiting from his interaction with Mr Robert. It's just a shame that Mr Robert was not as efficient whilst dealing with me. Therefore, I think I'll stick to my guns and tell you that I shan't be contacting Mr Robert about the gold. I think it best that you handle the gold shipment personally, or liase with Mr Robert on my behalf. I'm sure that you can appreciate that I don't want any further contact with Mr Robert after he let you and I down so badly in the past. Let me know when you intend to send the gold shipment to me. 55 kilograms of gold doesn't sound like it will need too much storage space, so if you do decide you'd like to send an extra £5,000,000.00 in cash as well, that will be just fine. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris to Cyril (yesterday 15:21):
Cyril if want me to add another 5million to the Gold you must assure me that you will follow every instructions that I will give you if you agreed let me know and I will give you the charge fee and the address where you will be mailing the money to first thing in the morning tomorrow . Once the payment is received i will personally arrange the package to you . Asap . This time it had to be fast ok? Get back to me asap . Do you agreed to follow all my instruction without no suggestion and complain ? . Let me know . Cyril to Boris (yesterday 17:53):
Boris I've just read your email and it's good to see that you're prepared to keep that idiot Mr Robert out of the picture. It's also good to see that on top of the 55 kilograms of gold you're also willing to entrust a further £5,000,000.00 cash into my safe keeping. Obviously I can't promise to follow your instruction without no suggestion and complain, but I'll certainly try my damned hardest to do so. So my friend, let's get this done. You get your address to me in your next email and I'll crack on getting these books hollowed out ready for the cash concealment. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris to Cyril (yesterday 20:45):
Hello Mr. Cyril the fee you are sending it 8500 pounds . Because we are shipping 55kilo plus 5million pounds . So you must get the package send tomorrow morning with no excuse . Here is the address you will send it to . Make sure you band it with Tape. And make sure you get it done in the morning . No delay . Name - J? ?? W??? 72 ? street City - Wolverhampton Boris to Cyril (yesterday 21:29):Make sure you send the Receipt . I repeat make sure you send the receipt of the package once you have send it Today.Cyril to Boris (05:39):
Boris Who's J? ?? W??? This is not what we agreed upon. We agreed that I would send the money to you personally. Why are you involving third parties again? It's also the second time you have asked me to send the packaged up money to that same address in Wolverhampton. Only last time you wanted me to send it to that lazy bastard L? F? ?? who could not even be bothered to travel to Brockenhurst to collect the payment. I don't understand why you would even think that I would go to the trouble of packaging up the cash when Wolverhampton is so close to Brockenhurst that a trip here to collect it would be the safest option. If J? ?? W??? wants to pop down to Brockenhurst to collect it then we'll go with that, but if he's as lazy as Mr F? ?? then I think we should stick to our agreement and I'll send the fee to you when you're back home from your business trip. Let me know if Mr W??? is prepared to collect the money, or if you'd rather we used the latter option. And just in case you've forgotten, I had offered to double the original fee to £10,600.00 and as an honourable man I shall stand by that decision. Toodle-pip Cyril Boris to Cyril (07:56):
You want to tell me what to do . Right I warned you never to bring or tell me what to do . Whatever I told you to do do it if not forget about the deal . Keep your money your madness is too much . I told you don’t send money to me . I have more than enough . Send it to the address I gave you or forget about the business . Let Greg handle everything. You can not tell me what to do . Don’t wait for me and don’t wait for my address I don’t need money because I have more than enough . The funds you are sending is for expense to deliver your package and the it is not with me . So you want to start your madness again . Don’t contact me . You are really pissing me off . So if you can’t send it to the address I gave you forget it . Greg shipments left this morning . So he will handle the rest and would he be rich in no time . Your stupidly has cost me so much stress and time .You have waste the second chance I have by trying to ask for my address . Instead of following the same instruction . Play time is over . I can’t stand your play anymore . You have been doing this for month and looking for people to insult and blame . Greg took just one week to finalize everything. Yet you are there stupidly debating who to send money to and where to send money too . I trust whoever person I gave to handle my business . So if you don’t trust my world please move on .
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Post by Penfold on Aug 16, 2022 18:35:08 GMT
Todays nonsense.
Cyril to Boris (05:35):
Boris
A very good morning to you. Please let me apologise for my late reply, but I had forgotten all about a follow up hospital appointment I had for my knee problem. Luckily I was able to get hold of a wheelchair access taxi into Southampton and my dear friend Harold was fortuitously free to accompany me on my trip to the hospital. You'll be pleased to know that the doctor I saw said my knee's recovery is progressing quite well for a man of my age and within a couple of months should be fully recovered. I'm sure that news has helped remove the guilt you must have been feeling for the part you played in my injury. I know you didn't ask me to get back up on the shed roof to bang a few more tacks in, but I'm sure that you probably felt partly responsible for my current predicament. Anyway, let's forget my knee and get back to the matter of the £10,600 I'll be sending you. I've read through your latest email and I'm sorry to say that I'm having a little problem with deciphering the important information from the ranting it contains. Are you trying to tell me that Mr W??? isn't prepared to make a short trip to pick up the £10,600? If that's the case it just leaves us with the option of me sending it directly to you. As I've already said, I can send it to you in Spain, or I can send it to you when you return to Russia. Obviously If you're soon to be leaving Spain and not planning to return to Russia for the foreseeable future I can send the package to your next business destination so that it will be there waiting for you when you arrive. By the way, I'm halfway through cutting the hidey-holes in the books so by late this afternoon I should be ready to start stuffing the money inside them. I shall look forward to your positive reply.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Boris to Cyril (09:42):
f it clear that you have some serious mental issue . But you might not know yet . But with the way you are acting .it show you not ok. I SAID DONT SEND IT TO ME . Whether in Russia or Spain . Don’t send it . If you will not send it to the address I gave you : kiss the deal . Good bye . And all the shipment is going to Greg . So please don’t contact it me anymore . You are not alright . You need to be examine .
Cyril to Boris (11:57):
Boris
I've just read your latest email and I'm a bit confused as to where we stand at the moment. Are you trying to say that you don't want me to send the money to Spain or Russia, but would prefer it if I sent it to your next business destination? You'll need to let me know which country that's going to be and the address you want it sent to. There's no to rush getting back to me with that information today as I need to try to get hold of Harold to ask if he can push into the village to buy some glue. I've cut the spines off of the books in the Tom Clancy boxset, but then realised I'd got nothing to stick them to the card with. It's only a minor setback, but it's still bloody annoying.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Boris to Cyril (14:57):
Don’t contact me the deal is off for you . You are not well . I see the reason you have been avoiding Robert . And you don’t know what you are doing . You have some mental problem . . Greg shipment just arrive so Robert is sending the Gold and the next 5million . Go look for someone else to play with . Crazy ass . Mad man you don’t want to send money to a close by address not far from your house yet you want to send it to Spain you must be sick in the head . No business for you .you not capable because you have some mental illness .
Cyril to Boris (19:16):
Boris
I don't understand where this negative attitude you're displaying is coming from my dear friend. There really is no need to be getting your knickers in such a twist about what should be a relatively easy task for you to accomplish. All you have to do is send me the address you'll be at for the next week or two, I'll get the £10,600 shipped to your good self, you then send it to Mr Robert, Bob's your uncle, problem solved.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
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Post by Penfold on Aug 18, 2022 5:01:30 GMT
Boris to Cyril (16th August 23:01):
No more deal for you good luck . The Gold and funds is already arrange by Robert to deliver to Greg . Good luck .
Cyril to Boris (17th August 05:32):
Boris
I really don't understand your reluctance to receive the £10,600. It's all packaged up and ready to go. All I need from you is your home address back in Russia or your Spanish address if you're staying there for the next few days. Failing that, I'll send it to your next business port of call so it's there when you arrive. I really would urge you to stop and think for a minute and ask yourself if it's worth throwing away our business partnership, and dare I say personal friendship just because I want to follow your advice not to involve third parties. I've not told Harold a thing about our deal, and I would expect you to be doing the same. You may trust Mr Robert, but he has done nothing to alleviate my concerns that he is a fool that can't be trusted with the £10,600. I know you keep saying Mr Greg has had no issues, but I have no proof of that. Perhaps if Mr Greg would be willing to contact me to put my mind at rest I might reconsider my opinion of Mr Robert. If Mr Greg is unwilling to do that, then I think the only realistic option is to stick to the plan of sending the package containing the £10,600 directly to you. Have a word with Mr Greg, see what he says, then get back to me.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
Boris to Cyril (17th August 10:00):
No deal for you sorry your lost . Nothing I can do for you . Greg’ has everything now he has paid for the next shipment. Don’t contact me . You are not well . I said don’t send money to my address and you can’t send anything to me . Yet you are still pushing it . You must be sick but you just don’t know yet . . It is too late . Sorry your foolishness and stubbornness cost your a fortune.
Cyril to Boris (today 05:47):
Boris
Apologies for the late reply, but we had issues with the Internet again. I'm not sure what caused the outage this time, but I'm guessing it was probably those bleeding squirrels. Luckily it must have been repaired some time after I went to bed last night because it's working this morning. And thank God that it is as I've just been able to read your latest email and try to digest the disturbing news it contains. Are you telling me that you're calling our deal off? If that's the case I hope you don't mind me pointing out that it's a rather shitty thing to do considering all I've tried to do to make our business partnership work. I think you owe me a comprehensive explanation as to what has brought about your sudden decision to throw all of our hard work away. I shall certainly look forward to reading it.
Toodle-pip
Cyril
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