Post by Myon.359 on Jul 27, 2022 19:05:29 GMT
A short bait that went along quite well. Despite the shortness, I had fun messing with this guy calling himself Charles Mapson from DAD Engineering. I still don't know what the scam was.
Thanks to those who responded to the resume which I posted for review in the general forum:
Good day,
I want to inquire if you can be our trusted regional representative in your region.
It would by no means interfere with your current job or business.
Please reply for more details.
Regards,
Alex
Hello in response to your email. The wages are cool and its just a part time contract representative job you can work from home office or anywhere.
I really want to make you understand that it is a part time job and you can work from home, your office or anywhere.
It is a regional representative job and you will be paid monthly and with also 5% comision .
READ carefully and understand .
(A pile of fine print, two pages worth followed. Basically, I'd become Mapson's worker and get rich.)
If interested in this position, Please kindly forward your resume for review. We hope to get the best of your services.
We look forward to your reply,
Sincerely, Chairman / Managing Director.
D.A.D Engineering Ltd
Address: 273/A Moratuwa Road Suwarapola,
Piliyandala,
Sri Lanka
I am interested in this position. I have experience in the fields you mentioned. I will forward my resume to you tomorrow morning.
Thank you for considering me as an applicant sir.
Alex Catbert
(I sent in the most ridiculous resume I could think of. Fellow Dilbert fans will get the jokes, along with those who have seen my previous baits)
Resume of Alexander Catbert
Objective
To claw my way to the top using any means necessary. After that, I’ll assist in reorganizing your company in alignment in a new and verbosely certified paradigm.
Personal Attributes
1. Cat-like reflexes – now you see me, meow you don’t
2. Possible ESP/telekinesis.
3. Know when to hold the cards, and when to fold the cards
4. Fuzzy red hair
5. Evil laugh (optional)
6. Extremely proficient in emailing people like I’m Marquis de Sade
7. 29 years old, with the mentality of a 13 year old
8. Can eat two pizzas at one sitting. I’ll prove it via mathematical computations.
Experience
I am quite experienced in screwing people. This has caused many happy clients.
I have enough imagination to invent pretty much anybody, and make them sound real
I was human resources director, and resigned when a bald guy kept tossing me at employees
I’ve been a roadside gala seller, keyboard warrior, and Reddit troll
Education
Finished high school by the skin of my teeth
Spent most of my time as HR director daydreaming and warming myself with my PC’s exhaust vent
References
Barrister Peter McCoy: he LOVED the professional treatment he got from me
Chamillionaire: I helped him find a good library to live in
Lenny Wilkerson: My brother, who knows that all of this is accurate information. You can call him if you like - +1 redacted
And last of all, who better to tell you about me than me? Email me at this address for more information: baiting address
Objective
To claw my way to the top using any means necessary. After that, I’ll assist in reorganizing your company in alignment in a new and verbosely certified paradigm.
Personal Attributes
1. Cat-like reflexes – now you see me, meow you don’t
2. Possible ESP/telekinesis.
3. Know when to hold the cards, and when to fold the cards
4. Fuzzy red hair
5. Evil laugh (optional)
6. Extremely proficient in emailing people like I’m Marquis de Sade
7. 29 years old, with the mentality of a 13 year old
8. Can eat two pizzas at one sitting. I’ll prove it via mathematical computations.
Experience
I am quite experienced in screwing people. This has caused many happy clients.
I have enough imagination to invent pretty much anybody, and make them sound real
I was human resources director, and resigned when a bald guy kept tossing me at employees
I’ve been a roadside gala seller, keyboard warrior, and Reddit troll
Education
Finished high school by the skin of my teeth
Spent most of my time as HR director daydreaming and warming myself with my PC’s exhaust vent
References
Barrister Peter McCoy: he LOVED the professional treatment he got from me
Chamillionaire: I helped him find a good library to live in
Lenny Wilkerson: My brother, who knows that all of this is accurate information. You can call him if you like - +1 redacted
And last of all, who better to tell you about me than me? Email me at this address for more information: baiting address
Attention Alexander Catbert: ,
This is to acknowledge receipt of your resume and to inform you that it has been reviewed.
We have concluded all necessary verification and identification and deemed satisfactory with the company management after verification, we have indeed seen you as a serious person and should not have any problem handling the company affairs on its behalf.
You have been approved to be our company's Representative in North America by the Board of Directors and a file has been created with the accounts department to that effect . . . blah blah blah
This is to acknowledge receipt of your resume and to inform you that it has been reviewed.
We have concluded all necessary verification and identification and deemed satisfactory with the company management after verification, we have indeed seen you as a serious person and should not have any problem handling the company affairs on its behalf.
You have been approved to be our company's Representative in North America by the Board of Directors and a file has been created with the accounts department to that effect . . . blah blah blah
(A week went by with no further response from Mapson. I wondered if I’d been rumbled, then...)
respond to your emails .
I haven't heard from you in a long time! What happened to you?
Alex Catbert
I have been very busy with other projects so what's your conclusion on our last discussion .I just want someone educated, serious and ready to work with me and my team .
I am educated, serious, and ready to work. My internet connection is bad, but I'm all of those things, as I made clear in my resume.
Alex Catbert
kindly re send your resume again so i can prepare your memorandum of agreement and can i have your phone number or whats app number si can always text you. are you ready for the first 3 days online training? Your job starts now. Are you ready?
Sure. I've reattached my resume. I'm ready to begin the training.
Here's my phone number. If I do not answer, my brother Lenny will:
+1-redacted
You can call me now, just to make sure the number works.
Alex Catbert
(Mapson finally reads the resume)
I just read through my resume. Earlier you told me that you had read my resume and you could see that I was "a very serious person" What don't you like about the resume?
Alex Catbert
you are a big fool i will get you arrested and prosecuted.
What crime did I commit?
Alex Catbert
(Unfortunatly, Mapson is too cool to answer this question)
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