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Post by Myon.359 on Aug 3, 2022 20:06:57 GMT
Posted this mainly for the laughs. Some scammer contacted me pretending tobe a Ukrainian widow. I thought it would be funny to write back as a Russiansoldier. The reply caught me off guard and set me laughing.
Hello,
My name is Alina Kovalenko and my husband’s name was Oleksander Kovalenko and my daughter’s name is Sofia Kovalenko. We are from Ukraine; my husband works with Oil Company in Ukraine called AZOV PETROLEUM LLC. Please I need your urgent assistance for a business transaction which I believe will be of mutual benefit to both of us.
Please respond urgently, thank you.
Regards,
Alina Kovalenko
Zdravstvujtye Alina! (A Russian formal greeting)
I am Colonel Petrov Vassily of the Eastern Russia Expeditionary Force. How are you doing madam? I am sorry for barge into your country, but will willingly break my sword to help a poor woman. Email me back with more info my dear.
Yours: Colonel Petrov Vassily
Dear Petrov Vassily,
Thank you for your response, I am not really happy with what your people are doing to mine, the killing and destruction is just too much. Yes, I am among those that is not in support of the position of my president (Volodymyr Zelenskyy) against Russia. You people are our big brother so why should we fight you to please the greedy Americans? What is NATO? What impact will joining NATO do for an ordinary Ukraine citizen? This is all (BS) and I don’t understand it. But my husband will not see it from my point of view, and this is the main reason I am in a mess now.
As I said before, my name is Alina Kovalenko and my husband’s name was Oleksander Kovalenko and my daughter’s name Sofia Kovalenko.
We are from Ukraine; (blah, blah, blah)
Hopefully this goes well. Will update on my progress.
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