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The federal minister of finance guarantee funds??? Nov 21, 2022 17:49:16 GMT stellabella, CertainHuman, and 1 more like this

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Post by Frazzle on Nov 21, 2022 17:49:16 GMT

Open Season if anyone wants to play with my idiot and how him some SF love.... comment or PM for email address

Good morning Mr XXX, my name is Mr
Michael Biller, I was told to contact you by Mr Paul
William from UPS New York . I need to hear from you
for more clarification on your funds.

well this sounds promising, who doesn't love funds?

OK
Who are you and what company/agency are you with?

I do love a good reply...

I am contacting you from the federal minister of finance guarantee Funds. I was assigned and appointed by the federal minister of finance to
proceed with your delivery after it was taken away
from UPS delivery company due to their unable to
deliver your funds. I want to assure you that your
Funds are now in my custody and you will be glad
to receive it from us. Thanks.

The federal minister of finance guarantee funds? ....sounds official.....

I simply needed an invoice for the UPS fee and that idiot would not provide one. How do we get this done?

Such professionalism

First of all, I am happy to have the privilege to be
appointed to work with you, The most important thing is that your $8.5 Million Dollars is coming to you
and out of the hand of unintelligent UPS agent called
Mr Paul william and I am glad and happy that I will be
bringing your funds by myself. We the federal minister of have done some investigation to avoid
any interaction in your delivery and we found out that
you need inspection guarantee certificate to ensure
and guarantee your successful delivery without any
delay . This will cost you some few Dollars as a right
beneficiary and owner of this $8.5 Million Dollars. I
also want to inform you that this is my best moment
to deliver your funds to you and I urge you to comply
with me especially in this right time of your delivery.

But Mr XXX isnt having it ....

The IMF already send me all the documents...we are beyond that. It just needs to be delivered

He is professional.....

Your funds were transferred to the federal minister of
finance and you need to pay your inspection guarantee certificate fee which will enable your delivery or transfers. This is the only department who
is in charge of your funds and you need to follow the
instructions sir.

XXX is confused

Ok so its not the ownership cert?

Are you a diplomatic courier company?

He does not respond for a few days. Clearly needing to get his story straight....

Mr XXX pokes the idiot

Hello?
What is happening here?

A day after the poke our idiot replies....

I am not a diplomat in a courier company sir, I am
from the federal minister of finance who has been
appointed by the authority to handle your transfers
or delivery. The paperwork you need is not ownership
certificate but the inspection guarantee certificate
which will cost $850. Thanks.

So now keeping in mind the original idiot was in his words "and out of the hand of unintelligent UPS agent" who would not send me an invoice...an invoice should be easy to obtain right?

Send me an invoice

and our idiot ....

What concerns invoice with your inspection guarantee certificate sir?

Well in my world everything needs to be proper so.....

I dont pay any money without an invoice.

Will there be a charge for delivery too?

Wow an AFF scammer with only one charge?

This $850 is the only payment you will pay to receive
your funds from me sir, You don’t need any invoices
for this payment. I will send you your delivery paperwork after the payment because that will allow
and enable your successful delivery or transfers to
happen. Thanks.

Well of course....

No invoice no payment

That’s cool, do whatever is good for you sir .

UM...no sir...

Sir
As soon as I get a proper invoice I will make the payment

Why is this difficult?

Stands to reason it is not difficult right?

That’s not difficult but you don’t have to demand
that when you’re $8.5 Million Dollars is ready to be
delivered .

But it can't be "ready to be delivered", because I need to make a payment first...and I will not make a payment without an invoice so.....

GET ME AN INVOICE FOR ANY PAYMENTS I NEED TO MAKE

This is weekend, I will be in the office on Monday.

And you will be providing an invoice?

That’s not a problem sir.

FOUR DAYS LATER......

Good day Mr PB, How are you doing
today and your family.

Well PB is not happy

What do you want?

Are you the one asking me such a question Mr PB?

Why are you contacting me again?

I am contacting you again because we still have your
$8.5 Million Dollars in our custody and need to be
transferred or delivered to you. But you can still make
it clear to us if you’re not ready to receive them.

This is one of my pet peeves with these lazy idiots. "you are not ready"...after telling the idiot all I need to make the payment is an invoice...an invoice he has not provided....but I am the one who is not ready. (also hate this after the payment is made and they struggle with receiving it)...

What do you mean I am not ready? I am still waiting for a fucking invoice

Sorry for the whole delay because I have not been in
the office since then, I will go to the office tomorrow
and I will send you the invoice for the payment sir .
Sorry for the inconvenience and I will be in the office
tomorrow to proceed with your delivery.

Last Edit: Nov 22, 2022 0:02:14 GMT by Frazzle

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CertainHuman Chairman Posts: 543	The federal minister of finance guarantee funds??? Nov 21, 2022 19:20:08 GMT via mobile Frazzle, stellabella, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by CertainHuman on Nov 21, 2022 19:20:08 GMT This scammer seems to be extra idiotic. I think he would enjoy Alans dithering and slow pace sending emails.
	x17 , x3 Fuck you ashole and get out from my box idiot (Mr Logan) Please do come to insult me do you hear me well, just don't try to mess with my head (Mr Victor) You can not use the whole day to purchase a card. (Patrick)

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The federal minister of finance guarantee funds??? Nov 21, 2022 23:59:49 GMT stellabella and rob419 like this

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Post by Frazzle on Nov 21, 2022 23:59:49 GMT

OK so the next day our idiot reaches out to PB

How are you doing today Mr P B, I want
to inform you that I am already in the office like I told
you yesterday and I will be sending the invoice for the payment as soon as I can.

and 3 hours later......

This is the invoice Mr P B, you can now
go ahead and pay the fee so that I will proceed with
your delivery sir . Congratulations in advance because I am getting your transaction done as soon
as the payment is made.

***This is one of the "finest" invoices I have ever received *** (rolling)

Phil Responds to our idiot

Ok I will take care of this this afternoon.

and a few hours later

I Sent the payment this afternoon

Our idiot waits two hours to melt down.....

Let me have the payment slip sir

10 minutes later

I need the receipt showing that you have sent the payment so that I will proceed with your delivery sir.

3 minutes later

I have not even given you payment information and you’re saying that you have sent the money. I need to understand what you mean sir.

Phil waits 2 hours to reply...about a dozen, hello, are you there emails come through and then Phil plays dumb (or smart depending).....

I don't understand what you are saying. You sent me an invoice and I made the payment.

Our idiot must have been waiting by his phone or computer for a reply because he replied IMMEDIATELY.....

You made the payment through what? Which account or payment information did you send the
money ?

Again Phil is confuzzled....

I dont understand what you are asking me You sent me an invoice and I paid it

The idiot and Phil have some back and forth now

You paid what? Where’s the money you paid?

It was mailed. Thats the only option I was given

Why are you asking me these questions? You sent me the invoice

Our payment options is either bank transfers or Bitcoin . Or I will give you a physical address for mailing.

What are you talking about? You sent me an invoice and i already sent the money per the invoice. Its done. Once the payment is processed you can take care of the clearance and schedule delivery

I don’t understand how you sent money to invoice without any confirmation or account details. You’re really kidding me right?

No I am not kidding you. I do not understand what you mean by this? I received an invoice. I paid the invoice. What is so hard to understand?

I will give you the account details to send the $850 then i can confirm that you have sent the money.

What account details? What are you talking about? Listen to me very carefully. THE PAYMENT HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE. Once it is received and the payment is processed contact me to schedule delivery

Who will receive the payment? I will give you the account to send the payment and it’s the best option for you or you send through Bitcoin.

Sir,

what are you talking about? You gave me an invoice. I paid the invoice. What is the problem?

Stop with this talk of other accounts and coins

Once the payment is received and processed contact me with the delivery details

You’re not serious. Joker like you.

Long pause (day and a half) with two dozen emails hellos again and are you there....

what are you talking about? You sent me an invoice. I paid the invoice. What else was i supposed to do with it?

You have me so confused right now. What do you mean by joker? You sent me an invoice and I paid it. I don't understand the problem

Get the money you sent to the inbox and I will give an account number to send it to, that’s what you need to understand and do as well, Get a refund of
the money you sent to the invoice then I will provide
you with the account information to send the $850.

I Dont understand. Sir it has already been sent. I paid this invoice like I would pay any other. I went to the bank, I got a certified check for the 850.00 it was made out to the US Treasury Department, and was mailed to the address on the invoice. Once it is received and the payment is processed get back to me with delivery information

You’re lying, how can you make such payment without any evidence or receipt? Are you talking to
a kid here ? Which office or department sends money
without receipt or confirmation?

What are you talking about? I SENT A CERTIFIED CHECK. I am not an "office". I went to the bank, got a certified check, put it in an envelope with the invoice and I sent it to the address on the invoice. I can't show "proof of payment" that will come from your office once they receive the check and process the payment. What is wrong with you? How else was I supposed to pay your invoice? You are not making any sense

I don't understand why you are upset that I paid this invoice.

Because you have to listen and follow my instructions if you truly want to receive your funds from me. I will give the preferred payment information and not you doing want ever you like.

SIR THAT IS THE PURPOSE OF AN INVOICE. IN INVOICE IS A DEMAND FOR PAYMENT WITH PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS. YOU SENT ME AN INVOICE I PAID THE INVOICE

WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM? YOU ARE NOT EXPLAINING THE PROBLEM. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM. WAS THE INVOICE INCORRECT???

YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE AND YOU ARE CONFUSING ME

The payment is needed through bank account sir, Just send the payment to the bank details I will provide for you then you will receive your delivery sir.

There was no bank account on the invoice

Yes but I will give you the account information to send it, I just sent you the copy of the invoice. I will give you the account details to transfer or deposit the $850 then your delivery will be guaranteed.

SIR
THE PAYMENT HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE. IF THE BANK INFO WAS ON THE INVOICE I WOULD HAVE PAID IT THAT WAY. SO NOW WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE PAYMENT IS RECEIVED AND PROCESSED. JUST A FEW MORE DAYS FOR THE MAIL. ITS NO BIG DEAL

There’s no way the payment will be accepted, Do what I asked you to do if you truly want your delivery to happen sir!

What do you mean by that? How will my payment not be accepted?

That’s it , if you’re interested in receiving your funds then follow the instructions which I have given to you like a brother.

I DID FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS I WAS GIVEN
YOU SENT ME AN INVOICE
I PAID THE FUCKING INVOICE

NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME SOME NONSENSE ABOUT HOW THE PAYMENT FOR THE INVOICE YOU SENT ME WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED
THAT MAKES NO SENSE

Then send it to the account like I said

WHAT ACCOUNT? THERE WAS NO FUCKING ACCOUNT ON THE INVOICE WHAT IS THE FUCKING ISSUE?

Send the payment to this account.

Wells Fargo
Account name:
Account number:
Routine number:
Bank address:

account reported

I HAVE ALREADY SENT THE PAYMENT PER THE INVOICE YOU PROVIDED TO ME

Maybe you’re not getting me right or you don’t want to receive your $4.6 Million Dollars, How can you bearguing with someone who is with your $4.6 Million even when you were asked to do the right thing at the right time!

Sir
No I am not getting you. YOU sent me an invoice. I PAID the invoice. Now you are asking me to send more money somewhere else? Makes no sense I paid the invoice YOU gave me

There was a mistake in the invoice sir (of course there was), you need to understand if you really want to receive your funds.

To be continued...........

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