"Courage is not the one who shouts the loudest"
Dec 1, 2022 1:57:27 GMT
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Post by Yastreb on Dec 1, 2022 1:57:27 GMT
Many times scammers have bulked out their scripts with trite and pointless aphorisms that belong on desk calendars.
Scammers' names have been changed and their emails are date-stamped; my comments are in bold.
18 November 2022
Attn: Attn: Ms. Camille White,
As part of our dialogue and Negotiation with the three Aims of Government, the legislators, Judiciary and Executive. The Bank board (Standard Chartered bank) we have been authorized to make transfer the sum of ($970,000.00) nine hundred and seventy thousand United states dollars to you.
The funds was deposited with the Organisation of African Unity (OAU) by the Board member states in company of Clark Attorneys Inc. the leading law firms.
We will want you to kindly reply to this mail as soon as possible to alert us on how you want this funds to be transferred to you as we will be having three different options of transferring your funds to you in your country.
The options below.
1.By transferring the funds bit by bit to your account through wiring.
2.By preparing a certify true copy of Bank draft and have it couriered to you,that you can cash in your bank in your country.
3.By preparing an ATM DEBIT CARD that you can use in your country to be withdrawing the maximum of $5,000.00 usd per day.
So you kindly chose between this options and get back to this bank so that we prepare our system and have your funds transferred to you
Thank for Banking with Standard Chartered.
We are here to serve you better.
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer)
As part of our dialogue and Negotiation with the three Aims of Government, the legislators, Judiciary and Executive. The Bank board (Standard Chartered bank) we have been authorized to make transfer the sum of ($970,000.00) nine hundred and seventy thousand United states dollars to you.
The funds was deposited with the Organisation of African Unity (OAU) by the Board member states in company of Clark Attorneys Inc. the leading law firms.
We will want you to kindly reply to this mail as soon as possible to alert us on how you want this funds to be transferred to you as we will be having three different options of transferring your funds to you in your country.
The options below.
1.By transferring the funds bit by bit to your account through wiring.
2.By preparing a certify true copy of Bank draft and have it couriered to you,that you can cash in your bank in your country.
3.By preparing an ATM DEBIT CARD that you can use in your country to be withdrawing the maximum of $5,000.00 usd per day.
So you kindly chose between this options and get back to this bank so that we prepare our system and have your funds transferred to you
Thank for Banking with Standard Chartered.
We are here to serve you better.
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer)
An obvious question is asked...
Mr Franklin
Why in Freyja's name would the OAU send me nearly a million dollars?!?
Regards
Camille White
Why in Freyja's name would the OAU send me nearly a million dollars?!?
Regards
Camille White
... And ignored. Also, a howler is perpetrated.
21 November
Sir,
This is to notify you that the management has approved for your fund to be settled through our partnership with High yield investment firm which has seem very effective in fund disbursement due to the bureaucracies that has hindered us in fund disbursements. Be assured that no fee or payment involved as setting account with our partnership firm is free of charge. First, you need to visit www.hymettr.com to set up an account, provide the details of your new account for your fund to be transferred to you.
Hence, you can simply make your fund transfer from your Hymettr account to your bank at convenience.
Thank for Banking with Standard Chartered.
We are here to serve you better.
Regards,
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer)
Calling Cammy "Sir" is something that should never be done. It's on a par with starting a land war in Asia...
This is to notify you that the management has approved for your fund to be settled through our partnership with High yield investment firm which has seem very effective in fund disbursement due to the bureaucracies that has hindered us in fund disbursements. Be assured that no fee or payment involved as setting account with our partnership firm is free of charge. First, you need to visit www.hymettr.com to set up an account, provide the details of your new account for your fund to be transferred to you.
Hence, you can simply make your fund transfer from your Hymettr account to your bank at convenience.
Thank for Banking with Standard Chartered.
We are here to serve you better.
Regards,
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer)
Calling Cammy "Sir" is something that should never be done. It's on a par with starting a land war in Asia...
Mr Franklin
Don't call me sir! I'm a woman, for the love of Freyja! Not even my father was so cruel he'd call a boy Camille.
Now on to something important; I asked you a question. Why in Freyja's name would the OAU send me nearly a million dollars?
Regards
Camille White
Don't call me sir! I'm a woman, for the love of Freyja! Not even my father was so cruel he'd call a boy Camille.
Now on to something important; I asked you a question. Why in Freyja's name would the OAU send me nearly a million dollars?
Regards
Camille White
That seems to have shaken him up; so much so he forgot his signature block!
22 November
Please we are sorry for the error in addressing you. Actually we have put out the affirmations you need to work with, all you need do is to articulate and follow up the directives.
He follows up with another howler, albeit a minor one.
He follows up with another howler, albeit a minor one.
22 November
Attn: Mrs. Camille White,
We are very sorry for not have inform you earlier about this new development and we apologize for any inconveniences.
Actually we have put out the affirmations you need to work with, all you need do is to articulate and follow up the directives also make sure you communicate with us and feed us with every information between yourself and the authorize pay firm for office record and future purpose.
We are here to serve you better.
Regards,
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer
We are very sorry for not have inform you earlier about this new development and we apologize for any inconveniences.
Actually we have put out the affirmations you need to work with, all you need do is to articulate and follow up the directives also make sure you communicate with us and feed us with every information between yourself and the authorize pay firm for office record and future purpose.
We are here to serve you better.
Regards,
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer
Stubborn Cammy is stubborn.
Mr Franklin
It's Ms Camille White, thank you.
You've given me those affirmations, but you haven't given me an answer. I asked just one question. Answer it please.
Camille White
23 November
It's Ms Camille White, thank you.
You've given me those affirmations, but you haven't given me an answer. I asked just one question. Answer it please.
Camille White
23 November
Madam,
This is a Diplomatic secured movement which confirm the existence of your Funds readiness to transfer and you are to follow the directives therefore, You have to Make sure that your account is verified by completing the KYC verification to enable your account receive the transfer.
Furthermore, You are always advice to brief and update me on whatever process for record purpose and advice.
Regards,
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer),
This is a Diplomatic secured movement which confirm the existence of your Funds readiness to transfer and you are to follow the directives therefore, You have to Make sure that your account is verified by completing the KYC verification to enable your account receive the transfer.
Furthermore, You are always advice to brief and update me on whatever process for record purpose and advice.
Regards,
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer),
Stubborn Cammy is replaced by angry Cammy. The "KFC verification" is deliberate.
Eddy boy
I don't give a flying fuck for your affirmations and directives. I don't give a flying fuck for your KFC verification or Diplomatic secured movement.
I want to know why the OAU is giving me nearly a million dollars.
That's just one simple question. If you don't answer it, I won't be writing back.
Camille White
I don't give a flying fuck for your affirmations and directives. I don't give a flying fuck for your KFC verification or Diplomatic secured movement.
I want to know why the OAU is giving me nearly a million dollars.
That's just one simple question. If you don't answer it, I won't be writing back.
Camille White
The scammer's got his scams mixed up.
23 November
Your money is coming in two batch ok the first batch is $7.5 Million and while the rest follow thereafter you have confirm and receive the first batch ..
Now for the stupid stuff.
23 November
Courage is not the one who shouts the loudest. Courage is not the one who portrays himself or herself as courageous person.
But courage is getting the job done at every cost, and making sure that there are no complaint.
I am getting the job done and I hope you go out there also and get it done too
Regards,
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer),
But courage is getting the job done at every cost, and making sure that there are no complaint.
I am getting the job done and I hope you go out there also and get it done too
Regards,
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer),
Cammy forgets about not writing back, because that lame drivel deserves some lambasting.
Mr Franklin
What the fuck was that stupid drivel about? Are you calling yourself courageous? You're a fucking stupid chair-polishing lardass with the brains of a fucking marshmallow who can't answer a simple question!
Camille White
What the fuck was that stupid drivel about? Are you calling yourself courageous? You're a fucking stupid chair-polishing lardass with the brains of a fucking marshmallow who can't answer a simple question!
Camille White
That must have hit hard; five days passed before the scammer answered.
28 November
Remember that we are an institution, and we must take record therefore, we expect more update from you to guide you and to approve/confirm every requirement obligations.
As being stated earlier, you must articulate with the directives and also make sure you provide us with details concerning the input and output process for office record/ report order wise you are on your own risk.
You only Have three steps to get your funds.
1. To open online account
2. To verify
3. To activate
This are three requirement directives obligation expected from you for your funds to be release however, you have to report back to us immediately that is done for record and endorsement approval of your funds from ourside.
Regards,
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer)
As being stated earlier, you must articulate with the directives and also make sure you provide us with details concerning the input and output process for office record/ report order wise you are on your own risk.
You only Have three steps to get your funds.
1. To open online account
2. To verify
3. To activate
This are three requirement directives obligation expected from you for your funds to be release however, you have to report back to us immediately that is done for record and endorsement approval of your funds from ourside.
Regards,
Mr. Edward Franklin.
(Legal dept/Relation officer)
Cammy has a few hates. Sanctimonious assholes are among them (emphasis in original).
Mr Frankling
You should have been locked up in an institution. For all your high-faluting bafflegab, you don't have the brains of a fucking marshmallow.
I don't have to "articulate with the directives". YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I FUCKING WELL SAY. When I say "I want to know why the OAU is giving me nearly a million dollars" THAT IS WHAT YOU FUCKING WELL TELL ME.
SO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
Camille White
You should have been locked up in an institution. For all your high-faluting bafflegab, you don't have the brains of a fucking marshmallow.
I don't have to "articulate with the directives". YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I FUCKING WELL SAY. When I say "I want to know why the OAU is giving me nearly a million dollars" THAT IS WHAT YOU FUCKING WELL TELL ME.
SO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
Camille White
Will he answer? I wouldn't bet on it. But it was fun while it lasted!
x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin)