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Post by Yastreb on Dec 22, 2022 11:06:01 GMT
I've listened to many of Mistress Scambaits' Publisher's Clearing House programs, so when I saw a PCH email in Cammy's inbox, I was keen to take them on!
The scammer's emails are date-stamped; my comments are in bold.
21 December 2022 I trust you are doing great with your family, I'm John and this is the third time I'm contacting you regarding this very vital information to you from PCH Publishers Clearing House global sweepstakes email lottery.
I will give you further details when i read from you.
I wait your reply as soon as possible so kindly get back to me.
EMAIL Address: REDACTED
Cammy finds this email puzzling.
Dear PCH Lottery
I don't understand your email. I've never had anything published and I don't buy lottery tickets. So please explain.
Regards
Camille White
21 December 2022 PCH LOTTERY©
Your email emerged winner of ($2,000,000.00 USD) in the recent Publishers Clearing House global sweepstakes email lottery.
Your email address was entered for the online draw on this Free Ticket Number: REDACTED and won on this Lucky Number: REDACTED.
kindly provide your details below:
Name:
Home Address:
Phone Number:
Country:
Profession:
Age:
Yours Sincerely
Executive Director
This Cammy is the Slightly Ditzy variant.
Dear Executive Director
I thought I had to buy tickets to get into a lottery. That's how it's always been! When did that change?
By the way, what kinds of books do you publish?
Camille White
22 December Greetings Congrats in advance,
Yes, it is real Your email emerged winner of ($2,000,000.00 dollars) in the recent Publishers Clearing House global sweepstakes email lottery.
Your email address was entered for the online draw.
kindly confirm your details below:
Name:
Home Address:
Phone Number:
Country:
Profession:
Age:
Best Regards,
John
Executive Director OF Publishers Clearing House Lottery Organization
The phone number I provided is an inactive one that results in a tone akin to an engaged signal.
Dear John
OK, I get it, sorta. But what kind of books do you publish? They must be best sellers if you guys can run lotteries!
Name: Camille White
Home Address: REDACTED
Phone Number: REDACTED
Country: Australia
Profession: Photomodel
Age: 26
Regards
Camille White
All of a sudden, there's a colourful header! I couldn't quite match up the colours, so blue will have to suffice.
22 December PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE.
LOTTO REMITTANCE OFFICE
INTERNATIONAL LIFE QUALITY IMPROVEMENT SCHEME1V,
REF: REDACTED
Registered Lottery No REDACTED
Winner's Identification No. For Prize Collections-SSFN#REDACTED
CONGRATULATION!!!
Dear Esteem Winner:
I hereby use this medium to acknowledge the receipt of your claims requirement regarding the winning notification mail you received, that informs you of the prize you have won. I wish to inform you that the PCH lotto promotion department has approved your payment of $2.000.000.00 US dollars.
Thanks for providing me with your details and you have to choose between the below mentioned options, on how you prefer to receive your PCH lottery funds.
Cashier check......
ATM card..........
Also remember to forward your valid ID card so I can complete your PCH lottery funds immediately.
Best Regards,
John
Lottery Organization
Cammy can be stubborn...
Dear John
Please tell me what kind of books you publish. I really want to know. Like I said, they must be best sellers if you guys can run lotteries!
Camille White
Finally, an answer!
22 December
Books like Step By Step Guide to Becoming a Millionaire, Business Plan Preparation and Analysis
What will Cammy think of those titles? Stay tuned!
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Post by sheltontodd on Dec 23, 2022 4:40:05 GMT
Some random thoughts. It seems to me the PCH guys are quite chatty, which leads to extended baits, rants, and other forms of madness. Getting multiple scambaiters involved and pitting PCH scammer versus PCH scammer increases the odds of a long bait. Mistress Scambait's recent work is showing a more sophisticated form of scambaiting, and the results are the hilarious.
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Post by Yastreb on Dec 24, 2022 2:05:29 GMT
Cammy answered candidly.
Dear John
Those are so BORING! Anyway, I don't need books on how to become a millionaire, I'm already worth a million.
I'll take a cheque please. Send it to my address.
Camille White
I don't expect an answer from "John" for a couple of days at least.
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Post by Yastreb on Dec 27, 2022 8:33:37 GMT
PCH writes back promptly, but it arrives on Christmas Eve.
24 December Regards to your mail,
Thank you so much for your message and You are advised to come down to our Office to Sign some Document which is Tender down by the ADMINISTRATIVE/ENDORSEMENT in order for your winning prize to be released to you.
If you cannot come down to our head office , we can help you contact the FEDEX COURIER DELIVERY COMPANY for them to help you bring your winnings to your Home address in 48 hours without any delay, In other for your winnings to be deliver to you right at your doorstep.
This is the email from the delivery company ( REDACTED ) so contact the delivery company immediately so your CASHIER CHECK will be delivered to your doorstep.
Kindly forward the following information to the delivering company:
Full name:
Country:
Address:
Phone number:
You have to keep us informed with every information and directives given to you by the delivering company for advice.
From our Laws and policies we don't deduct the charges fee from the winning because it's all yours and we don't want any misconception when dispatching the winners package. Regards to your response, the required fee is mandatory according to the terms and policies of the delivery.
Kindly contact the delivering company with the above information
Thank you
Best Regards,
John
Lottery Organization
Dear John
Do you have a contact name for Fedex? I totally hate "To whom it may concern", so I need a name to write to.
Camille White
John duly obliges.
26 December Yes ROBERT E. LEE
So Cammy writes to Fedex.
Dear ROBERT E. LEE
I got an email from John of the Publisher's Cleaning House about winning a lottery and he said to contact you. So here I am. Please get back to me.
Regards
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Dec 31, 2022 7:46:16 GMT
Fedex guy did write back...
27 December Greetings Camille Michelle White,
Welcome to FedEx,
This is to inform you that we are in possession of your CASHIER CHECK package and thank you for contacting FedEx also we are here to serve you better.
It is the usual practice of our organization to conduct a proper verification of all parcels that we are to deliver to ensure that they are valid. Be rest assured that your CASHIER CHECK has been package and ready to be delivered once you have met the necessary requirements.
We are a well established company offering courier and transport services 24 hour a day for priority delivery of letters, parcels and consignments to any destination by road, air or sea. We have a substantial team of couriers available for motorcycle dispatch plus van driver couriers in all size vehicles from small vans up to 7.5 tonne and international couriers for dispatch by road, sea or air.
FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD
Description of parcel to be delivered:
An original certificate of weight: ————-0.15kg
CASHIER CHECK of weight: ————-0.17kg
Total weight of parcel: ————-0.32kg
Color of Parcel: ————-Blue
Note that we rate our postage charge depending on the high sensitivity of the package to be delivered. We do not deliver to street corners or P.O.BOX so you are advised to send all your personal information to this office so that we can get to you immediately.
Below are our mandatory charges. You are required to choose one of our Four specified shipment options.
FIRST CLASS COURIER CASHIER CHECK OPTION
(Delivery within 48 hours:)
Within the next 2 Day it will get to you through this option
FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD
Courier charges ……………..$ 550.00 (VAT inclusive)
SECOND CLASS COURIER CASHIER CHECK OPTION
(Delivery within 72 hours:)
Within the next 3 Day it will get to you through this option
Courier charges ………………………… $ 450.00 (VAT inclusive)
THIRD CLASS COURIER CASHIER CHECK OPTION
(Delivery within 96 hours:)
Within the next 4 Day it will get to you through this option
Courier charges ………………………… $250.00 (VAT inclusive)
EXPRESS CLASS COURIER CASHIER CHECK OPTION
(Delivery within 24 hours:)
Within the end of the day it will get to you through this option
Courier charges ……………..$ 1000.00 (VAT inclusive)
*IMPORTANT* You are to choose from the options above the most suitable for you, as soon as the choice is been made you are to keep us fully informed so that we can send you our Accountant officer for you to contact and pay for your delivery fees.
We have undertaken a hard cover insurance in case of loss, damage or theft of your highly sensitive document. We assume all responsibilities in case of any eventualities. All orders not delivered within Four (4) working days from this communication will be returned and contact us so we can give you the name of our account officer for you to make the payment.
You're tracking number will be giving to you once you meet up the the necessary requirements.
We are glad to be of service to you.
Treat with dispatch,
Yours Faithfully
ROBERT E. LEE.
Executive Officer.
But it went to spam! The next day, another arrival in spam gave me an idea.
28 December
I am a Diplomat Agent. Mr. Wolf J. Flywheel. How are you today, I hope you are fine by the grace of God? I have never heard from you, I hope all is well with you, I am sending you this mail again as a REMINDER and to have your consent regarding your consignment box. Because I can't understand your recent silence towards me at this very stage. I begged the Customs officer to allow me to go with your Package box but he refused because your package box contained a lot of the Money.
I don't want to abandon the consignment box without delivering it to you. It's very risky for me to abandon the box in the airport. I contacted my wife over there in London and pleaded for your financial assistance but she does not have the cash available, she promised to assist you with the sum of $100 so that you will be able to send the remaining balance of $100.00 so that we can obtain the airport security clearance. Please I am begging you with the name of God to send the $100.00 To clear out the box and continue my journey to your home and hand over the box to you before I take my leave back to London.
Please do everything possible to send the remaining balance $100.00 today okay. Because I have stayed more than my initial agreement like usual with my family and my wife is not happy about it. I appreciate my wife's efforts so that I will deliver your consignment box and go back to my family because it affects me most, I have spent all the money with me for my hotel expenses. and I have other business to attend to in Australia.
If you will not send the remaining balance $100.00 between now and TOMORROW I will re-confirm back my flight schedule to London and leave your consignment box with the airport authority because I have tried my best to complete this delivery.
I am writing to inform you that the Airport Security Clearance Certificate must to be secured from the office of the Customs in UK, because that is the only office that will issue you the original Airport Security Clearance Certificate of this funds since the fund was originated from UK, London. So you are hereby advised to send the $100.00 through Apple card, or I will give you Bitcoin Address to send it, so i can forward it to the customs head office for them to Cash up the money, secure the Airport Security Clearance Certificate and direct it over here so that i will clear out the box and continue my journey to your home to delivery the treasure box to you.
As i stated send it through Apple Card. $100 only. Or ask for Bitcoin Address:
I will get everything done today with the Customs officer and deliver your consignment to you without subjecting additional fees and will take 7hrs to arrive at your registered address. You have my words.
So proceed and send us the $100 Through Apple Card. immediately.
Yours sincerely
Regards
Wolf J. Flywheel
Cammy is puzzled and angry.
Mr Flywheel
What the fuck? What consignment box of money? You're bringing me a cheque! That's what I chose and John agreed! I'm not happy with this! You are so getting fired!
Camille White
The next day, she complains to Dear John.
Dear John
Nothing from ROBERT E LEE, no, but I did get panic party from Wolf J. Flywheel claiming he's stuck in customs! He said they wouldn't let him bring the consignment box because it's... get this; full of money. What the fuck is going on?
Camille White
John takes the news calmly.
29 December Kindly send me his message to you?
Cammy forwards Wolf J. Flywheel's email, with him in the cc line.
Dear John
Here it is. I didn't think Fedex could use diplomats. I already cussed him out, by the way.
Camille White
29 December Regards to your mail.
Kindly not attend to this mail is not from us
New Year's Eve, and Cammy is unhappy with progress.
Dear John
If he's not with Fedex, then where the fuck is Fedex? They haven't written to me!
Camille White
Happy New Year, mugus!
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Post by Yastreb on Dec 31, 2022 22:28:20 GMT
Dear John answers Cammy's question, but not in a good way.
31 December They are waiting for your payment!@
Cammy isn't happy, and explains, but not in a friendly way.
Dear John
What payment? They haven't asked me to pay anything! Helvete, they haven't even bothered to write to me in the first place.
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 2, 2023 9:14:09 GMT
PCH guy goes for minimalism...
31 December They are waiting for your payment!@
New Year's Morning, and Cammy is not in the mood (slightly hung over, most likely).
Dear John
What payment? They haven't asked me to pay anything! Helvete, they haven't even bothered to write to me in the first place.
Camille White
PCH guy goes more minimalist.
1 January The FedEx you kindly check well
The Fedex what me? What are you saying?
1 January
The charged you 150 $
O RLY? So why the fuck didn't they tell me that themselves? Are you their messenger boy?
Did something happen to the email account they use for the Fedex guy?
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 8, 2023 11:56:47 GMT
On 7 January Cammy wrote to the FEDEX guy again.
Dear ROBERT E. LEE
I got an email from John of the Publisher's Cleaning House about winning a lottery and he said to contact you. So here I am. Please get back to me.
I wrote to you before and you didn't answer. So answer me this time.
Regards
Camille White
The reply was prompt...
7 January Greetings Camille White,
Welcome to FedEx,
This is to inform you that we are in possession of your CASHIER CHECK package and thank you for contacting FedEx also we are here to serve you better.
It is the usual practice of our organization to conduct a proper verification of all parcels that we are to deliver to ensure that they are valid. Be rest assured that your CASHIER CHECK has been package and ready to be delivered once you have met the necessary requirements.
We are a well established company offering courier and transport services 24 hour a day for priority delivery of letters, parcels and consignments to any destination by road, air or sea. We have a substantial team of couriers available for motorcycle dispatch plus van driver couriers in all size vehicles from small vans up to 7.5 tonne and international couriers for dispatch by road, sea or air.
FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD
Description of parcel to be delivered:
An original certificate of weight: ————-0.15kg
CASHIER CHECK of weight: ————-0.17kg
Total weight of parcel: ————-0.32kg
Color of Parcel: ————-Blue
Note that we rate our postage charge depending on the high sensitivity of the package to be delivered. We do not deliver to street corners or P.O.BOX so you are advised to send all your personal information to this office so that we can get to you immediately.
Below are our mandatory charges. You are required to choose one of our Four specified shipment options.
FIRST CLASS COURIER CASHIER CHECK OPTION
(Delivery within 48 hours:)
Within the next 2 Day it will get to you through this option
FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD
Courier charges ……………..$ 550.00 (VAT inclusive)
SECOND CLASS COURIER CASHIER CHECK OPTION
(Delivery within 72 hours:)
Within the next 3 Day it will get to you through this option
Courier charges ………………………… $ 450.00 (VAT inclusive)
THIRD CLASS COURIER CASHIER CHECK OPTION
(Delivery within 96 hours:)
Within the next 4 Day it will get to you through this option
Courier charges ………………………… $150.00 (VAT inclusive)
EXPRESS CLASS COURIER CASHIER CHECK OPTION
(Delivery within 24 hours:)
Within the end of the day it will get to you through this option
Courier charges ……………..$ 1000.00 (VAT inclusive)
*IMPORTANT* You are to choose from the options above the most suitable for you, as soon as the choice is been made you are to keep us fully informed so that we can send you our Accountant officer for you to contact and pay for your delivery fees.
We have undertaken a hard cover insurance in case of loss, damage or theft of your highly sensitive document. We assume all responsibilities in case of any eventualities. All orders not delivered within Four (4) working days from this communication will be returned and contact us so we can give you the name of our account officer for you to make the payment.
You're tracking number will be giving to you once you meet up the the necessary requirements.
We are glad to be of service to you.
Treat with dispatch,
Yours Faithfully
ROBERT E. LEE.
Executive Officer.
Yep, the same email as last time... and once again it arrived in spam.
Cammy, being a ditz, didn't see it, because she usually clears spam without looking at it. A scornful email will be sent to PCH in due course.
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 15, 2023 3:10:40 GMT
Cammy's waited a week and a day and her patience has run out. Emphasis is in the original and the "Dead John" isn't a misprint.
Dead John
I wrote to ROBERT E. LEE on 7 January. It's been eight days now and he hasn't got back to me. Is he serious? Are you?
Camille White
Will ROBERT E. LEE reply? If so, will his reply go into spam?
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 18, 2023 2:40:34 GMT
ROBERT E. LEE did reply, on the same day as it happened, and it was brief, and it did go into spam as predicted.
15 January I told you that the fee is 150$
Come the 18th, and Cammy gets waspish.
Dear John
If the Fedex guy doesn't get back to me before Monday next week, I'll know this is all one big stupid joke!
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 21, 2023 4:00:06 GMT
Fedex didn't write back, but John did...
18 July The fee is 150$ to pay kindly purchase Steam wallet gift card
I think he forgot which one he was supposed to be. Cammy replies even more waspishly.
I don't give a fuck for what you say about Fedex's fees! They fucking well tell about their fees, not you! Comprendo, flybait?
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 30, 2023 2:41:00 GMT
Looks like they've given up. Oh well.
Cammy gives her candid opinion of PCH and Fedex.
OK, I get it, assholes. It was all a stupid prank. Well, fuck the whole lot of you. It's not like I needed money, we've got millions already. So go fuck your asses with shotguns.
Given their record of apathy, I'm not expecting anything in return.
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x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin) 
