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Joseph Fäustl
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Chopping a lazy lad May 27, 2020 21:32:50 GMT Frazzle and Scamaranga like this

Post by Joseph Fäustl on May 27, 2020 21:32:50 GMT

It started with my character, Helmut Müller, sending this to a few lads:

Subject: deal?

hello

i do not understand? why me?

helmut

The scammer, Dr. Emmanuel replies with the next email in his script:

Dear Helmut,

Thank you so much for your responds and acceptance to assist in securing and investing my funds in your country /company , How are you coping wih the Covid 19 pandemic?.Please stay safe .

i must confess again that i appreciate your response even though we have not met. I got your contact in my desperation to look for reliable and God fearing person like me as you sounded in your reply..I thank you for your seriousness and willingness to assist in this mutually beneficial funds investment project as i intend to re-locate all my financial estate because of the ongoing economic/ political instability,insecurity and partial anti-corruption crusade presently going on in my country made strictly to witch hunt opposition party.

Firstly, I must re-intimate you with the fact that this a confidential " Private Executive Placement " and consist of re-organizing/re-profiling the ownership status of the funds in question and subsequently transferring same to you for immediate investment in long term profit oriented ventures that you may advise.

At this point, i sincerely need you to assure me that i am protected, and that you can handle this project perfectly, also let me know how you intend to go about it, what areas you intend to invest in that will be very lucrative because my ultimate concern here is to maximize my fund.

,

The amount in Question is US$210 M. (Two Hundred and Ten million United state Dollar) I need to be convinced that you can handle and manage such an amount of funds and thereafter an MOU will be drafted to be signed by both parties, so that we can have an understanding in this project and I will direct the Company to deal with you directly and the funds released to you.

Having gotten a hint of what I am going through, i think you now understand the need for absolute confidentiality and protection to the end because i do not want to lose this funds to the government for any reason as a lot has been taken over by the same government which i am still contesting in the law court hitherto because the funds were acquired legally .

By the grace of God I overseer the affairs of my state (Delta) for eight good years successfully with monumental development in infrastructures which speaks volume for me till this day, I am a law abiding citizen and I know the laws, I cannot get involved in any illegality nor try to get anyone involved in it, This is legal and will be executed within the ambit of the local/international financial regulations and standard

Consequently, this transaction will commence without delay once i have been able to secure your trust and partnership.In order to commence the re-profiling and re-direction of the funds to you, i will require that you oblige me with the following information listed below

as I do not want to make mistakes Please re confirm to me..

[1] FULL NAME AND ADDRESS

[2] COMPANY NAME AND ADDRESS.

[3] TELEPHONE, CELL PHONE AND FAX

[4] OCCUPATION

[5] GENDER

[6] AGE AND A SCAN ID

I look forward to our successful business partnership and endeavor to provide the above required information to commence the transaction.

Warmest Regards,

Dr Emmanuel Eweta Uduaghan

A few hours later he sends this from another email:

Dear Helmut,

The Lawyer has been busy on the legal processing work and change of ownership on your names .delay is due to the lock down.

Find my passport copy and the draft copy MOU .Sign where appropriate and return for Bind up and notary services in court while we proceed.

thanks,

Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan

He attaches a MOU pdf and a "my pp.jpg", which does not show his actual "pp", just a shitty passport. I am disappoint.

Since I am not opening any risky files from scammers Helmut is a bit tech illiterate (and a bit dull of course):

Hello

Can you send it to me by post? I can not open the file and I do not have printer. Or do I need to buy printer for this?

My address Helmut Müller, -SNIP- , Germany

Please is changing my name really necessary for this? Everyone knows me by my name, I do not want to change it.

Helmut.

Nothing like technical problems and a misunderstanding to get the lad off script:

Dear Helmut Muller,

Thanks for your reply now. There is no change of your names.What the lawyer is doing is legal change of ownership making you the beneficiary of the fund so you can receive it legally.

Due to lock down here, i cannot go out and enforce postage and no flight in and out ,so postage is not working for us. You may download on Microsoft as it were ,sign and fix your names where appropriate and return for bind up and notary services.You may buy print if that is your possible option sir.

Thanks,

Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan.

Helmut still has no luck opening the file. But he is happy that a name change will not be necessary:

Subject: ok I am very happy that there is no change of name
Hello

I do not understand what you mean download on Microsoft. I click it several times but it can not open on my computer.

What printer can I buy to use for this?

Let the lawyer contact me directly.

Helmut

Fraudstrated all the lad can send is this one line:

Lawyer on Sabastical leave while on lockdown. Keep trying , it will open may be your connection is not sharp.

I think the connection is not the only "not sharp" thing here.

So the lad is lazy and impatient. Better introduce some competition:

I do not understand about sabastical or the file. I am now dealing the barrister directly.

Thank you

That did not miss the mark:

Dear Muller,

Which lawyer are you dealing with? Please, do reply mail to -snip-@yahoo.co.uk.

He is a hacker ,an imposter, Block him up if you receive mail from him.

my email accounts are;

-snip-@gmail.com

-snip-@yahoo.co.uk

-snip-@yahoo.com

I have not referred you to any lawyer so, be careful if you are dealing with one as you said in your last mail

Ensure you take your time to download the MOu , sign it and return to me.

thanks,

Dr. Emmanuel uduaghan.

Last Edit: May 27, 2020 21:39:19 GMT by Joseph Fäustl

Joseph Fäustl
Oga

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Chopping a lazy lad May 28, 2020 5:43:52 GMT

Post by Joseph Fäustl on May 28, 2020 5:43:52 GMT

Now that he is sufficiently worried, lets explain a bit more:

Dr. Emmanuel,

Do not worry, I know the barrsiter well, for a few months now actually. He has been working to get me my inheritance of a distant relative who died in a plane crash in Africa.

He said the lawyer works for his chambers and he knows you. He will deliver the documents by courier or agent because of the difficulty of opening your file.

I will forward you his email so you know everything is alright.

Do not worry and get well soon

Helmut

Enter my fake barrister, the honorable Mr. Oga, who is happy to help. Helmut forwards this to all three email addresses of Dr. Emmanuel:

Date: after the lad's lazy one-liner

Subject: Re: Re: TO MR. MUELLER : FROM BARR OGA : SUBJECT INHERITANCE

FROM THE DESK OF THE HONORABLE BARRISTER UHURA OGA

SENIOR BARRISTER OF OGA CHAMBERS, KAMPALA

MR MUELLER

I KNOW MR EMMANUEL VERY WELL HIS LAWYER WORKS FOR MY CHAMBERS OK
WHILE HE IS ABSENT I CAN HELP YOU WITH THIS CASE ALSO. FOR THE
DOCUMENTS DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ANY FILE YOU WILL GET THEM FROM ME OK.
PLEASE CHOSE YOUR DELIVERY OPTION OF DOCUMENTS:

(A) COURIER NEXT WEEK ................... $1050

(B) BY MY AGENT WHEN YOU MEET HIM FOR THE INHERITANCE FEE IN LONDON ....... $1450

GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WITH YOUR DECISION AND SEND THE FEE
THOUGH MY AGENT IN GHANA AS BEFORE:

Account holder: Kofi Mensa
Account no: 364119870
Bank of Africa, Accra, Ghana
Reference: 7 - 7 - 7 - ok - ok - ok

ALSO MY AGENT IN LONDON SAYS YOU CAN MEET HIM TO PAY THE FINAL
INHERITANCE FEE AS SOON AS CORONA RESTRICTIONS ARE LIFTED. THEN THE
BANK WILL TRANFER THE INHERITANCE TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT DELAY

DO NOT BOTHER MR EMANUEL WITH THIS ANYMORE PLEASE. HE IS VERY SICK
FROM CORONA AND HIV VIRUS I WILL HANDLE EVERYTHING FROM HERE

THE HONORABLE BARRISTER UHURA OGA
SENIOR BARRISTER OF OGA CHAMBERS, KAMPALA
HONORABLE KNIGHT OF THE UGANDA ARMY
ADVISOR TO THE PRESIDENT OF AFRICA

Last Edit: May 28, 2020 5:45:24 GMT by Joseph Fäustl

Joseph Fäustl
Oga

Posts: 360

Chopping a lazy lad May 29, 2020 21:42:24 GMT

Post by Joseph Fäustl on May 29, 2020 21:42:24 GMT

The lad is rather worried. I might have hit a nerve.

From the first email address:

Dear Helmut,
Thanks for all that you are.You are transparent, open minded, a man with the spirit
of trust . may God bles me and you.
The mail from the so called barr is self revealing.He did not know where the money is.He wants to cheat you
to get 100$ from you by post. He does not even know how to present a case not even in court. He is a taout
and an imposter and a greedy scammer spy. What is the relationship with what you and i are doing with him and what
his mail shows.
Pls Communjcate on my emails only. I will be talking with you soon.
Sir , do not reply him. Block him off even if he opens many other email accounts to write you hence forth ,
close every new email/s
you will get from any body you dont know even when the email id is not among the three given you
as they are all internet rats /spy and hackers.DONT OPEN ANY ATTACHMENT FROM THEM OR FROM WHO EVER YOU DONT KNOW.
Watch my email id before you reply me as you know all my email ids

Thanks,

11 minutes later from the second one:

I DONT KNOW THEM. DO NOT RELATE ME WITH IMPOSTERS. WHAT HAS KAMPALA GOT TO DO WITH NIGERIA. iM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU FOR TRYING TO EXPOSE ME TO AFRICANS.

And this one took him three minutes to send from the third one:

HE IS A LIAR, I DONT KNOW HIM. HE IS NOT MY LAWYER.

four hours later (2 AM in Nigeria):

how could somebody in kampala relate with somebody in Nigeria? Check the name of my lawyer in the contract you signed ,how does he work in his chamber? Why must he lie that he knows me.Im not against him being your lawyer but he does not know me. he must apologize.

And again, at 7 AM:

this person you called ur barrister is an idiot. Im not sick he is a fool.to say im sick. Please, i will give you detail on how the fund will be transferred to you as soon as possible because the fund is approved in your favor to be paid out to you in Holland

This one was so important he sent it twice, at 8 AM, a few minutes apart. Both as a reply to my last mail and as a separate one:

Dear Helmut

Be informed that delay to release the fund is due to Convid 19 pandemic lock down that restrict
movements across board .The fund USD$210M has been released for pay out to you via;

Contact: Rudolf Williams
Global Finance Company
Location: Holland
Telephone: +316-snip-
Email:-snip-@europe.com

Contact the above office in Europe and request that the above fund of Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan be transferred in your favor as his partner .Please keep me informed as soon as you are in contact with this office and let me have
all correspondence between you and them for my update .You are to comply with the their directive in order to get the transfer without hitches.Do not send any money to Ghana for any documents as all transactions is based in Holland not in UK , not in Ghana not in Kampala.
Thanks,

Dr. Emmanuel uduaghan

And then, a minute later:

Re confirm your address and phone number for contact with the Holland office

And another one, after a day of silence from Helmut:

please remind them by sending them mail again or you can call their phone lines

Joseph Fäustl
Oga

Posts: 360

Chopping a lazy lad Jun 7, 2020 20:25:02 GMT

Post by Joseph Fäustl on Jun 7, 2020 20:25:02 GMT

As instructed, Helmut writes to Mr. Williams:

Hello Mr. Williams

I was instructed by Mr. Emmanuel to contact you regarding my fund.

Please, may I ask what your relationship to one Barrister Oga is?

Helmut

And one to Dr. Emmanuel:

Mr. Emmanuel

Thank you so much for your very nice words. I believe you are a kind soul also so it is very good we can do business together.

I have written to the lawyer as instructed.

Please, do not be worried. I would not wish your frail health to fail on my or the Barristers account.

I am not sure what is happening and I will ask the barrister to explain. We are working together on getting my inheritance from Africa. I have paid some fees so far and he has also helped me with administrative fees, so there is no reason to suspect any foul play on his part.

2020 is going to be my year. I am so happy

Helmut

The lad returns to his usual script, but adds a bit at the bottom. I did not even notice until now.

Dear Helmut,
Be informed that delay to release the fund is due to Convid 19 pandemic lockdown that restrict
movements across board .The fund USD$210M has been released for pay out to you via;
Contact: Rudolf Williams
Global Finance Company
Location: Holland
Telephone: +316-snip-
Email:-snip-
Contact the above office in Europe and request that the above fund of Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan be transferred in your favor as
as his partner .Please keep me informed as soon as you are in contact with this office and let me have
all correspondence between you and them for my update .You are to comply with the their directive inorder to the the transfer
without hitches.
Thanks,
Dr. Emmanuel uduaghan.

TAKE NOTE; MY FUND IS NOT IN AFRICA.
MY LAWYERS NAME IS BARR JIM AIBOGIE ,
CHECK THE MOU YOU SIGNED.
THE LAWYER YOU HAVE IN KAMPALA IS NOT MY LAWYER AND CANNOT WORK FOR ME.YOU CAN DEAL WITH HIM IN OUR WAY.

For some reason he is really bothered by the barrister calling him sick, a few minutes later he sends this from one of his other email adresses:

sorry Mr. Helmut, i'm not sick at all. Stop saying to me that i;m sick. The lawyer does not know me and im not sick please , stop saying that. im very strong and hearty may be the your lawyer has virus

I leave it at that for a few days.

Subject: I have not heard from you
How have you gone with the bank??

Since Mr. Williams never replied Helmut sends him a short message, then complains to Mr. Emmanuel.
To Williams:

Hello?

Why no reply?

And Emmanuel:

Dr. Emmanuel

I wrote to Mr. Williams six days ago and he has not gotten back to me yet.

Maybe he is still away due to lockdown?

Barrister Oga is finalizing the payment of the inheritance for me. He is very insistent that I should let him handle this matter also. So far I have refused as you instructed. He is not happy and says we should focus on the inheritance.

When will Mr. Williams return? This is very unprofessional on his part!

Helmut

The lad is unhappy:

Dear Muller,

Please, do not mix me up with your lawyer,We are never related and please do not open me up to any body about this. Im dealing with credible lawyers from notable chambers in the only most populous black nation-----Nigeria.Every other lawyer is under them.I don't know him and will not like to know him neither will i identify with him in respect of my project with you. Do your own with him and i do my own with you. if he tells u about Nigeria, im fully in charge not him he is a foreigner to me.

Google Nigeria and Kampala. Are they the same ,even Ghana ? They are very far from us.

Sorry , Africa is divided in North, West East and south and i belong to west and he belong to east.

Why did you no call the phone line there?

Wait to hear from you.

Dr. Emmauel uduaghan

And another email:

Subject: call williams now
Contact: Rudolf Williams

Global Finance Company

Location: Holland

Telephone: +316-snip-
Email:-snip-

Not going to happen, but it is interesting that he probably has a scamming buddy in the Netherlands.

Time for a little slap. It appears Helmut misdialed and harassed some dutch people instead of the scammers friend. He also mixed up the "lawyer" (whom he never talked to) and the "bank" (aka holland lad).

Dr. Emmanuel

Now listen to me very well. Just because I am a worker and not a doctor, lawyer or barrister does not mean I am stupid or should be pushed around. I worked hard to buy a nice house and car and to provide for my family, maybe more than any lawyer or barrister.

I told Barrister Oga that I will work with him on the inheritance and with your lawyer on our business. He keeps pushing me to do everything through him, but I follow your instructions.

I do not know what happened between the barrister and you or the barrister and the lawyer or why he keeps telling me that you are very sick with corona and HIV. But I do not care and I do not want to know. I just want my money, I can use it very well.

I called your lawyer. His secretary did not understand. I think she does not speak english or german because she talked much in dutch language. On the third call the lawyer took the phone after a while and he started shouting at me. I do not understand dutch, but he was shouting something about a doctor, I think you, and a Mr. Kutje, whoever that is. How unprofessional is that?

Maybe you think that because the Netherlands and Germany are close we understand each other. But it is two different languages. So please tell him to send me instructions by email in english or german. Or get another lawyer who is more professional and who speaks english.

I email you every time I come home from work, even if I can not be at a computer all day. Why can the lawyer, who sits in his nice office each day, not get back to me? Why was he shouting at me?

Helmut

Meanwhile, tired of this small boy interfering with his big business, Barrister Oga sends this directly to the lad:

Subject: GUY
KEEP OFF OK

Joseph Fäustl
Oga

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Chopping a lazy lad Jun 16, 2020 22:14:19 GMT headshotlv likes this

Post by Joseph Fäustl on Jun 16, 2020 22:14:19 GMT

Now the scammer is confused:

Who did you call>? i dont have a lawyer out side Nigeria and i have not given you any lawyer number only .I gave you the contact of the person that will enforce the transfer. I repeat, let your lawyer mange your inheritance for you and do not relate me with him .im not against your relationship, leave alone with anything to do with him .

Helmut explains:

Dr. Emmanuel

I called the lawyer in Holland. You sent me this:

Telephone: +31-snip-
Email:-snip-
I also emailed him twice and he did not reply. What is going on?

Helmut

Meanwhile the barrister is busy chopping Helmut, making him sell his house to pay the "tax". But at least he is wheeling and dealing to get a tax discount for Helmut. How kind.

FROM THE DESK OF THE HONORABLE BARRISTER UHURA OGA

SENIOR BARRISTER OF OGA CHAMBERS, KAMPALA

MR MULLER

MR KOFI MENSA IN GHANA CONFIRMED THAT HE HAS RECEIVED THE TRANSLATION

AND CUSTOMS FEES IN HIS ACOUNT

THE DELIVERY AGENT IS NOW PREPAREING HIS FLIGHT TO MEET YOU IN LONDON SOONEST

HOW IS THE SALE OF YOUR HOUSE GOING? REMEMBER IT IS FOR A PURPOSE AND

YOU CAN BUY MUCH BETTER HOUSE AFTER RECEIVING INHERITANCE

YESTERDAY AT DINNER WITH THE GOVERNOR I PLEADED ON YOUR BEHALF AND HE

HAS ACCEPTED TO LOWER INHERITANCE TAX FOR YOU.YOU MUST NOW PAY

INHERITANCE TAX ............................................. $150.000

INHERITANCE TAX DISCOUNT ............................- $30.000

ADMINISTRATIVE FEE ...........................................$9.955

INSURANCE ........................................................$14.999

TRAVEL EXPENSES FOR DELIVERY AGENT ........$2.400

........................................................................................

TOTAL .................................................................$92.646

YOU SHOULD ABLE TO MAKE A FAST SALE FOR THE EXPENSES NOW

REMEMBER TO NEVER TELL THE BUYER OR OFFICIALS OF YOUR HOUSE SALE ABOUT

THIS PURPOSE FOR SECURITY PURPOSE.THE GOVERNOR CAN ONLY GUARANTEE YOUR

TAX DISCOUNT IF THERE IS NO INTERFERENCE OR FOUL PLAY

THIS MR. EMANUEL IS VERY CONFUSED WITH CORONA VIRUS AND HIV AS WE TOLD

YOU SEVERALLY BEFORE. I HAVE PERSONALY FIRED THE LAWYER FOR STEALING

CLIENT FUNDS YESTERDAY.YOU ARE ADVISE TO ONLY DEAL WITH ME OR A LAWYER

APOINTED BY MY CHAMBERS FOR SECURITY PURPOSE

MY CHAMBER LAWYER MR BALLAND WILL CONTACT YOU SHORTLY TO TAKE OVER THE

DUTIES ON MR EMANUEL BEHALF

THE HONORABLE BARRISTER UHURA OGA

SENIOR BARRISTER OF OGA CHAMBERS, KAMPALA

HONORABLE KNIGHT OF THE UGANDA ARMY

ADVISOR TO THE PRESIDENT OF AFRICA

... which Helmut forwards to Dr. Emmanuel (so the lad can see the successful barrister at work) with this short note:

This is what the barrister sent me.

What is going on with the lawyer? Do you know this Mr. Balland? He has not emailed me yet, but neither has Mr. Williams.

I am getting a headache from this, it is too much confusion.

When he gets no reply the next day Helmut gets even more nervous and fires off three emails to the scammer:

Dr. Emmanuel

Is it safe to write to Rudolf Williams in Holland? In english or german? I can not speak dutch please. Because you said your lawyer is in Nigeria? Not Ghana or Kampala. I do not want to make mistake. This is too much money to make mistake over, even with the inheritance pay date coming closer.

What about Mr. Balland? Why did Mr. Williams shout at me?

Can you explain very well please? Maybe there is language barrier. I am still stressed.

Helmut

Lets "threaten" to bring in a third party (lads usually hate it) and repeat the house sale thing:

Dr Emmanuel

If I need to write to Mr. Williams in dutch maybe I can find a translator? I think someone in my choir group goes to holland often for holiday. He is not a friend and I have not seen him in a while because choir is still not allowed due to corona virus here. But I could ask someone for his phone number?

Or is it better to hire a professional? After the sale of my house and paying for the inheritance there should still be enough money left to get a good one. I hope the sale goes through. Wish me luck please.

Let me know what you think.

Helmut

And some useless drivel, just because he always gets so wound up when he is reminded that the barrister said he was infected with corona virus:

Dr. Emmanuel

Sorry to write you again, I forgot to ask how are you doing? And how is you health?

I am well right now except all this big money is really stessing me out. I got almost no sleep last night, which is very bad for someone responsible for work safety.

Please pray for me that I do not start drinking again. It was only the grace of GOD that helped me get out of that hole before.

Helmut

He took the bait:

Take not, im not sick at all. Im hale and hearty and not hospitalized .

This Office below only has the mandate to pay you the fund of$210M not any lawyer,from ghana or kampala .

Contact: Rudolf Williams

Global Finance Company

Location: Holland

Telephone: +31-snip-

Email:-snip-
Please, send him a mail again today and wait for his reply.Dont rush him.

Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan

He also wants a call now, which he sends on monday 10PM:

call me on this number +234805-snip- by 9.00 am Tuesday morning Nigerian Time

Another one about his health:

Dear Helmut,

Do not ask me of my health as was told you by the your lawyer of inheritance as you informed me. Im not sick , call me on

MY Phone +234805-snip-.

I just want to talk with you so you can know im not sick.

They are liars.

Dr.Eemmanuel uduaghan

A minute later he adds this:

dont give my phone number to your liar lawyer of inheritance .

Joseph Fäustl
Oga

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Chopping a lazy lad Jun 17, 2020 18:50:56 GMT

Post by Joseph Fäustl on Jun 17, 2020 18:50:56 GMT

Tuesday morning arrives and of course I did not call him at 9AM. He writes to introduce another one of his characters (who is duly ignored), complain again about the barrister calling him sick and for good measure he signs with his name twice.

Dear Helmut Mueller,

I appreciate your response. I read and understand your message. I believe he is busy and will update you soon.Contact him again and get back to me.

Do communicate to Rudolf in English for easy understanding and following the amount involved and your communication with those unscrupulous lawyers that you have been dealing with, i want you to stop all communication with them and open communication with Barrister Jerry Bade on -snip-@lawyer.com and -snip-@yahoo.co.uk

He is an international lawyer with the International Criminal Court and can help confirm the authenticity of those criminal lawyers that you have been dealing with that want to make a living from you and I. Lying against me that they know me and that i;m sick and that they know me , it is not true..I HATE LIARS.

Keep me updated as we work as a team for better success ahead.

CALL ME ++234805-snip- BY 9.00AM

Dr.Eemmanuel uduaghan

dR.eMMANUEL uDUAGHAN.

A few hours later a miracle happens and Mr. Williams, the scammer's buddy from the Netherlands, finally answers:

Attention: Helmut Mueller,

Sorry for late response to this subject matter.

This department of the global finance its writing for a confirmation of your fund in our volt, and you shall be directed sequentially procedures for claims, we have been directed to released the said fund of $210 million, two hundred and ten million united state of America dollars in his equivalents in euros to you, and there shall be claims procedures regards this request.

At some point on this claim, you maybe requested to come forward to our payment offshore office in Amsterdam Netherlands to verified and signed some vital documents for the fund to be released into your nominated bank accounts.

As a matter of urgency you are requested to send to this office any form of identification, passport or drivers licences in-order to open up a file on your name, this is just a normal routine office protocols, send your office and home telephone number for easy communications.

Just be rest assured that the fund on your name its protected with the international monetary body licence we have, and we have a huge scale of experience hands in our company.

Emmanuel Uduage its our customer, but we do not know Barrister Oga, we deal directly with his confidant and representative.

You will day to day keep posted on all the development up folds.

Faithfully.

Rudolf Williams.

Global Finance.

Amsterdam-Netherlands.

Tel: +31-68-snip-

... and in the evening the lad remembers that I was supposed to call him (on a few hours notice) and he sends this insolent crap:

Dear Mueller,

Why do you fail to call me as appointed?.

My lawyer confirmed tht you sent mail to the Williams asking him if he knew your unscruplus lawyer Ogah and he responded to you accordingly, and since then you have not gotten back and he said he did not shout on you for any reason.. Why are you trying to lie?

Please know what is going on over with Bade and Williams.

Thank you ,

Dr. Emmanuel uduaghan.

I ignore him for a bit, so he sends these emails:

Tell me the situation now.

what is going on? you have not updated me again. have you gotten the money transferred to your account? please get back. you are very quiet and refused to call me on my phone .+234805-snip-..

OR send me your phone number to contact you on phone.

Finally, Helmut is sick of being bossed around by the lad. Time for a slap:

Dr. Emmanuel

It is enough that my boss keeps giving me commands like a dog, you do not need to join him. Do this, Helmut, do that, Helmut. When I get the money I will buy the company and order him around, make him clean the toilets or something like that.

Everything I own is now in storage and my house is sold. So I stay at a sort of friends place. And I can only write you from the office when no one is around. We are not allowed to use company property for personal affairs. If this is a problem for you we can wait until my inheritance is paid, then I can buy a house and dance to your commands, too.

As soon as the money from the house sale arrives I will go to London to deliver the money for the Kampala inheritance tax and finally get my money from Barrister Oga. I can not endure much more hardships because of it. This 90.000€ for the tax is just about the last money I have left.

Since I will most likely go by Eurostar train through Brussels I was wondering if I could meet your rude man from holland on the way there or on the way back.

Barrister Oga told me that you used abusive words on him. I thought it must have been a misunderstanding. Now that the guy shouted at me and you have insulted me I see that he told the truth about that.

Is your dignity not important to you? What about mine? Why did you insult me? I was always very kind with you.

You must write me a letter of apology.

Helmut

The honorable barrister oga is getting ever close to the big payday. And of course he does not forget to inform Helmut of Dr. Emmanuels latest health issues:

FROM THE DESK OF THE HONORABLE BARRISTER UHURA OGA

SENIOR BARRISTER OF OGA CHAMBERS, KAMPALA

MR MULLER

THE AGENT IN LONDON HAS ALMOST FINISHED PAPERWORK FOR YOUR MONEY

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE MONEY FROM HOUSE SALE? HAS IT ARRIVE ALREADY?

YOU ARE ADIVSE TO MAKE TRAVEL ARRAGEMENT TO MEET THE AGENT IN LONDON

NEXT WEEK OR THE WEEK AFTER AT THE LATEST.WHEN IN LONDON YOU WILL BOOK

HOTEL AND STAY THERE FOR CORONA RESTRICTIONS (TWO WEEKS SELF

ISOLATION).YOU WILL TELL ME HOTEL NAME AND ROOM.THE AGENT WILL COME TO

YOU TO COLLECT THE MONEY.AFTER TWO WORKING DAYS HE WILL RETURN TO

DELIVER INHERITANCE $2.000.000 USD ONLY CASH.THE REMAINDER OF

INHERITANCE WILL BE SENT TO YOUR LOCATION IN GERMANY AFTER YOUR RETURN

FOR SECURITY PURPOSE.

REMEMBER YOU MUST BRING THE $92.646 OR EQUIVALENT IN EURO 81.928

UNFAILINGLY TO QUALIFY FOR INHERITANCE AND PAY THE TAX BILL TO

GOVERNOR.ALSO BRING GIFT FOR THE GOVERNOR.NEW IPHONE OR GOLD WATCH OR

IPAD

IF ANYBODY ASK YOU ABOUT THE MONEY IN YOUR POCKET TELL THEM YOU ARE

BUYING VEHICLE IN LONDON.NEVER TELL ANYONE OF THE INHERITANCE FOR

SECURITY PURPOSE OR THEY WILL CHARGE MORE TAX IN LONDON WHEN IT IS

JUST A MATTER FOR KAMPALA AND GERMANY

IF THE FOOL EMMANUEL IS STILL DISTORBING YOU IGNORE HIM HE IS VERY

CONFUSED.MR BALLAND WILL HANDLE EVERYTHING OF HIS BUSINESS.IN FACT

EMMANUEL HAS ALSO CONTACTED (SYPHILIS) FROM (HOMOSEXUAL) WHICH HAS

ADDLED HIS BRAINS.DO NOT WORRY I PAY FOR HIS HOSPITAL AND FEED HIS

FAMILY HE WILL BE WELL WITHIN TWO MONTH

THE HONORABLE BARRISTER UHURA OGA

SENIOR BARRISTER OF OGA CHAMBERS, KAMPALA

HONORABLE KNIGHT OF THE UGANDA ARMY

ADVISOR TO THE PRESIDENT OF AFRICA

This time Helmut replies to both, so the lad can see barrister Ogas email:

Barrister Oga, Dr. Emmanuel

Please, can we not work together as men? Instead of insults and talk about sickness? Why all the problems? Please, I am going mad with all this stress.

The money from the house sale should be in my account on monday or tuesday, according to the notary. Then I will take it to London as soon as possible.

Can I not meet Mr. Williams from holland or Mr. Balland on the way? IF Dr. Emmanuel apologizes to me, that is.

Please, let us work together.

Helmut

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