"You don't have the brains of a kumquat"
Jan 15, 2023 23:44:40 GMT
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 15, 2023 23:44:40 GMT
Some scammers don't take well to having their scripts ignored or belittled.
The scammer's name has been changed; his emails are date-stamped. My comments are in bold.
14 January
Dear Sir
I'm commissioner Jackie Bryant from the department of Homeland security New York City USA.
I'm contacting you base on your consignment box's here in our office,why do you choose to abandoned it here in our office? what's going on?
Consignment box's are not allowed to be in our office for long,do you have the documents of your consignment boxes?
Hope to read from you soon
Best Regards
Commissioner Jackie Bryant.
I'm commissioner Jackie Bryant from the department of Homeland security New York City USA.
I'm contacting you base on your consignment box's here in our office,why do you choose to abandoned it here in our office? what's going on?
Consignment box's are not allowed to be in our office for long,do you have the documents of your consignment boxes?
Hope to read from you soon
Best Regards
Commissioner Jackie Bryant.
I wasn't in the mood to do much with this idiot, so...
Attn: Commissioner Jackie Bryant
I haven't abandoned any consignment. Who told you I had?
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
I haven't abandoned any consignment. Who told you I had?
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
14 January
Thank you for your mail,your consignment box's contains real dollar bills and your contact are on it and that's why I contacted you.
A diplomatic agent brought it.
Best regards
Commissioner Jackie Bryant.
A diplomatic agent brought it.
Best regards
Commissioner Jackie Bryant.
15 January
Mr Reynolds a diplomatic agent brought your consignment box's here and he wants us to make a delivery to your doorstep because he couldn't make it up to you.your box's contains real dollar bills.
Please kindly provide me with the following informations
What's your nearest airport.
House address/office
Occupation
Front page of your passport or driving license.
It will make our diplomatic agent to make a delivery to your doorstep.
Thanks for your understanding
Best regards
Commissioner Jackie Bryant.
Please kindly provide me with the following informations
What's your nearest airport.
House address/office
Occupation
Front page of your passport or driving license.
It will make our diplomatic agent to make a delivery to your doorstep.
Thanks for your understanding
Best regards
Commissioner Jackie Bryant.
Mr Bryant
I wasn't expecting a shipment of anything, far less dollars. Who did that diplomatic agent work for?
Malcolm Reynolds
I wasn't expecting a shipment of anything, far less dollars. Who did that diplomatic agent work for?
Malcolm Reynolds
Finally, an amount of money!
15 January
Dear Malcolm,
Your consignment box's have been here for some time now, we're expecting you to come over for it, Mr Malcolm what are your plans for it now?
Please kindly provide me with the following informations
Your nearest airport
Your phone number/WhatsApp number
House address/office address
Front page of your passport or driving license.
Your consignment box's contains real dollar bills over $20,000,000.
Please get back to me as soon as possible.
Best Regards
Commissioner Jackie Bryant.
Your consignment box's have been here for some time now, we're expecting you to come over for it, Mr Malcolm what are your plans for it now?
Please kindly provide me with the following informations
Your nearest airport
Your phone number/WhatsApp number
House address/office address
Front page of your passport or driving license.
Your consignment box's contains real dollar bills over $20,000,000.
Please get back to me as soon as possible.
Best Regards
Commissioner Jackie Bryant.
Mr Bryant
Call me Mr Reynolds, thank you kindly. I'm not Hungarian.
"Your consignment box's have been here for some time now" - I know nothing about your 'consignment box's'.
"we're expecting you to come over for it" - I'm in Australia. There's no way I could come over to New York any time soon, if at all.
"what are your plans for it now?" - I have no plans for it.
"Your consignment box's contains real dollar bills over $20,000,000" - take that to the FBI. Seriously, why haven't you done that already?
Malcolm Reynolds
Call me Mr Reynolds, thank you kindly. I'm not Hungarian.
"Your consignment box's have been here for some time now" - I know nothing about your 'consignment box's'.
"we're expecting you to come over for it" - I'm in Australia. There's no way I could come over to New York any time soon, if at all.
"what are your plans for it now?" - I have no plans for it.
"Your consignment box's contains real dollar bills over $20,000,000" - take that to the FBI. Seriously, why haven't you done that already?
Malcolm Reynolds
The scammer is confused. Why won't I do what they say and just accept the money?
15 January
What do you mean? Do you want to loose your money?if you are not ready for it please kindly tell me,if your consignment box's are not here I won't contact you.
I don't know what business you do or transactions you've done that makes a diplomatic agent brought your consignment box's.
I don't know what business you do or transactions you've done that makes a diplomatic agent brought your consignment box's.
Mr Bryant
I say what I mean and I mean what I say.
I told you repeatedly that I don't know anything about that gorram box. And if you can't understand me, then I have to wonder how the hell you to got to be a commissioner, because you don't have the brains of a kumquat.
Malcolm Reynolds
I say what I mean and I mean what I say.
I told you repeatedly that I don't know anything about that gorram box. And if you can't understand me, then I have to wonder how the hell you to got to be a commissioner, because you don't have the brains of a kumquat.
Malcolm Reynolds
Oh, all this time I've been insulting a woman! I'm so ashamed!
15 January
Mr Reynolds you're the one who seems not to understand.
I said I find consignment box's that bears your names on it and it has been in our office for so long and that's why I contacted you if you're aware of it.
Mr Reynolds if you says you're not aware of it fine no problem, the boxes were smuggle into our office by the diplomatic agent and he came from Africa Ghana Accra.
Hope to hear from you soon
Commissioner Mrs Jackie Bryant
I said I find consignment box's that bears your names on it and it has been in our office for so long and that's why I contacted you if you're aware of it.
Mr Reynolds if you says you're not aware of it fine no problem, the boxes were smuggle into our office by the diplomatic agent and he came from Africa Ghana Accra.
Hope to hear from you soon
Commissioner Mrs Jackie Bryant
Mrs Bryant
I know what you told me. I told you that consignment isn't mine. I made that very clear. So do what you want with it. Stop bothering me.
Malcolm Reynolds
I know what you told me. I told you that consignment isn't mine. I made that very clear. So do what you want with it. Stop bothering me.
Malcolm Reynolds
I doubt that I'll hear from this one again, but who knows?
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