Funniest scammer quotes of 2023

But excuse me does it means that you can't send money through bank to bank which i directed you Several times

How many times did i told you not even try to send the money to Barrister because he is not my boss,

I told you that the person you send the money is not my boss? so stop any communication with him because he is scammer?

sorry you have loose your money because i told you not send the money to noble barrister Kofi Mensah becase i don't him, so you can and meet him in-order to him deliver your funds to you and never you again write me email otherwise i will reported you to POLICE INTERPOL AND you must be a stupid human being okay,

Your consignment will be sent back to the United states where it came from because you are unserious beneficiary and you lack manners .

Re: OTU MMA GI YOUR FATHER YASH

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Sat, 4 Feb, 08:54

OKAK NA U GET MAGA ABI NA UR PAPA ABI ...AS I BOMB WORK MAKE I LIVE MY MAGA RIGHT U R A STUPID IDIOT

Re: OTU MMA GI YOUR FATHER YASH

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Sat, 4 Feb, 07:24

YOUR FATHER YASH , DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO.I CAN SEE YOU ARE VERY STUPID SO I SHOULD LIVE THE WORK THAT RESPONDED TO ME FOR YOU FOOLS, ME DELTA MAN.TRY ME OTU MMA GI GOD GO PUNISH YOU AND YOUR GENERATION....YOU SEE WHY YOU ARE STUPID ,DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SENDING ME THIS STUPID EMAIL SHOWS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE SENSE ,NOW I WILL TAKE THIS MAN TO ANOTHER LEVEL....IDIOT MUMU ...NA ONLY U GET JUJU ABI ....DO YOU NO WT I WENT THROUGH BEFORE I BECAME A LANDLORD IN THIS TOWN.

THIS YOUR JUJU GO KILL U .U DON ENTER ONE CHANCE ,FOOLS IDIOT I WILL KILL YOU I SWEAR ......

Re:OSU LIKE YOU

CHINA BANK
Wed, 18 Jan, 21:49

You are just a bastard fool.all your family will die idiot.all your mate have made it and you in Ghana fucking around.

You cannot speak good English you will remain single.

You are a nincompoop bastard compound fool

Re: OTU NNE GI
rashid mohammad

Do know i have my temple that i eat people mugu,

you are big fool , if you have brain you can not contact me at all, that is why many of you enter trouble, greedy mugu is not your father or your brother even is not you,

Re: OTU NNE GI
ADEL ARIF

YOU ARE BIG FOOL. STUPID ASOLE.

Re: OTU NNE GI too
Anayo Ozigbo

God go polish you there idiot .

U are doing juju and u still remain poor.

U don't even sabi the business you are into... Go to hell

OTU NNE GI too
Anayo Ozigbo

U are a stupid idiot God go polish your generation and poverty will not go away from your family.

You are doing juju and are still a poor man that shows that your are from poor family.

I have use this maga to build 5bedroom duplex here in Nigeria without doing any juju.

As from today the man will not talk to you again.

I will tell you now that the maga belongs to me.

I don't believe in JUJU i believe in God who giveth wealth without sorrow.

Go and mark today's date the Juju will fail you and kill you. Idiot

Dr Dudu,

I am not a fool. I know exactly what you have been up to. You have been trying every trick in the book to get me to pay for the calls.

Buy some units for your MTN and call me yourself.

Yours,

Pricky

On Tue, 18 Apr 2023 at 18:27, Dr DooDoo wrote

Dear Sir,
My greetings to you.

Acknowledgment of your email received and I can see that you are not a serious person because I sent you two issuance clearance documents yesterday and you have not make any good reference towards it and to show appreciatio0n to it and I discovered the tricks of so called Mr. Mensah the wrong Imposters you have been dealing with for some years ago or thereabout which I advised you to stop communicating with them and change your email id password to avoid hacking your email again but all you can do is to give me allegation that I want to ask you for money. You are a stupid man for saying all kind bull shirts ok.

Yes I called you this morning Nigerian time to give you information’s about the imposters cheating on you then network was very critical due to Nigerian poor telecommunication issues and I asked you to call me which you did not call and I am not worried if you called or not and I never ask you for money and I will not ask you for money but you have been sending money to Mr. Mensah and his group which I trying to protect you from been scam again but I can see that you are very stupid person for telling me that I am coming to you with tricks to ask you money.

I think I will stop communicating with you to suspend your payment file and give a report to the Bank and the United Nation on what you are acting now because I am not interested in you anymore if you like continue dealing with those scammers in Ghana because is none of my business ok.

I went to Central Bank of Nigeria this morning and applied for payment approvals order in your name and I have not ask you for any money which other documents I sent to you yesterday and I did not ask you for any money but I can see that you are very ungrateful man for saying I want to ask you for money after all my efforts towards your payment.

The United Bank For Africa gave the directives for payment which by ATM PREAID VISA CARD but you advised that you want by wire transfer which they agreed because I have told them what I want for my client transaction but with all what you are saying, I can put a stop to it because I am an old man like you and a Financial consultant agent by professional but you should not be insinuating in wrong accusation that I want to ask you for money.

Now you have asked for a wire transfer methods and the Federal Ministry of Finance/ Court order will issue a clearance for Notary Endorsement protocols and for new Electronic Online Banking account activation with United Bank for Africa and Bank have not given me the protocols and processes, so do I put a stop-order to cancel your payment because your last email to me is not encouraging me to continue with your insinuation words.

Finally, I will give a report signal to United Nation today about your accusation to me and wrong attitudes because I will not like to receive any insult from you anymore.

Thank you for prompt understanding,
Best Regards,
Dr Dudu

UN UN DESK
10:40
to me

Attn: Mr. Pricky ,

Dear Sir,

we received a note from the International Fiduciary Consultant Agent to United Bank for Africa, HSBC ,Akbank Financial Sec and FRB, that you are accusing him from extorting money from you which you are making a bad recommendations to him which is never be done ok.

We the United Nation in collaboration with World Countries Governmental Platform (W.C.G.P) appointed Dr. Dudu as International Fiduciary Consultant Agent to work on the 19 listed scam victims to Africans and worldwide as well to honor payment to all individuals and Companies owed by Federal Government of Nigeria and as well from other Countries that have been used for scammed activities worldwide through any of the above stated Banks.

The International Fiduciary Consultant Agent to United Bank for Africa, Dr. Dudu said that you are communicating with some fraudulent group in Ghana who has been asking and extorting fees from you and he have warned you not to communicate with them anymore but you still believe in them which you are making wrong contact and as well complication of payment issues and this might result disappointment to yourself over your payment ok.

Thereby, you are advised to liaise with only DR.. DUDU to enable him continues work on your payment file freely and to make the successful end for your payment.

In the light of the above, be informed that the United Nations and world countries Governmental platform will not be responsible what so ever that occurred to any beneficiary due to his/her inability to claim his/her through the help of Above Financial Agent Dr. Dudu because you refuses to follow his directives for payment to be settled.

Furthermore, you should stop communicating with the Barrister and his partner because they are criminal group in Ghana and we are not responsible for any further lost or extortion of fees from you.

Mr. Pricky, please you have to write an email to Dr. Dudu pleading him to continue for your payment and you should not insult him anymore because he is not an African man and he is a Canadian citizen working in Canada office/ Turkey Office as International Fiduciary consultant Agent to HSBC, UBA GROUP.

Sir, you have to call Dr. Dudu on telephone or you write him email asking him to forgive your accusation to him because it is very annoying to his personality.

Finally, attached is my United Nations Office identification Card for your good recommendation.

Thanks and waiting for your reply,

Yours Sincerely,
Ms. Carman L. Lapointe
For Internal Oversight Payment protocol panel Services
On United Nation, Money Trafficking/Laundering Unit.