cbwaves MSB
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We live in the scammers heads rent-free.
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Jan 20, 2023 2:40:01 GMT
Thought of a fun idea, we can keep track of the funniest lines we've heard so far (it can be your bait or someone else, just give them credit). I can start with mine and feel free to add your funny scammer quotes down below.
"You will rock in superjail!" - Instant wallet bitcoin scammer
I'm certain he means "Rot" instead of "Rock". But he kept saying this over and over again as a threat to get money. This is from an upcoming video of ours, this guy is a dum-dum.
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Post by CertainHuman on Jan 20, 2023 10:19:42 GMT
Here are a few of my favourites
This is from a scammer calling himself Mr Robert. Here are a few more funny quotes from him
I love the question marks here XD
Finally from Mr Robert, here is a very amusing email he sent.
As a bonus, here is a nice email from Kwasi.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 20, 2023 14:13:04 GMT
"You will know JESUS IS LORD TODAY!! AND GEOFF FOR PUSSY ALWAYS " ~ Geoff
"My ass is priceless! Even SATAN HIM SELF CANNOT AFORD TO PAY FOR IT!!!! My Ass is covered with the Blood of JESUS!!!" ~ also Geoff
He's a goldmine of stupidity
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Post by geeman on Jan 20, 2023 23:03:13 GMT
Well said Linoline... Geoff is indeed a goldmine of stupidity!!
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cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Jan 21, 2023 2:02:11 GMT
"You will know JESUS IS LORD TODAY!! AND GEOFF FOR PUSSY ALWAYS " ~ Geoff "My ass is priceless! Even SATAN HIM SELF CANNOT AFORD TO PAY FOR IT!!!! My Ass is covered with the Blood of JESUS!!!" ~ also Geoff He's a goldmine of stupidity I have seen your Geoff videos he is a Clown 🤡 LOL |
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 21, 2023 4:29:31 GMT
Geoff again... first, his ego.
maybe anyone who knows i was Destin for greatness and trying to bring me down
But i know i want to be seen for who i am, I have been Honest with Emma that i got nothing. And i want you to make my light bright and cast all dark clouds around my head limiting my Breakthrough.. PLEASE HELP ME SHINE MY LIGHT ABOVE ALL DARK FORCES. I AM A VERY NICE PERSON....BAD PEOPLE DON'T LIKE GOOD THINGS THAT'S WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD.
And then his vindictiveness.
(Subject) Fool! I WOULD HAVE RAPED YOU TILL DEATH!!!!! DOG
ODIN AND THOR STRICK YOU DEAD!!!
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Post by magikphingers on Jan 21, 2023 15:53:00 GMT
am not here for your money or hurt you okay dont talk in that manner
i have more than that sorry okay like i said am not here to hurt you my service is by choice and not by force okay
- Since deleted account
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cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Jan 27, 2023 5:57:52 GMT
"I'm going to jail your Jenner-ray-shawn!"- Instant Wallet bitcoin scammer
Idk why but whenever they say the word generation it cracks me up 🤣
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cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Feb 21, 2023 16:26:16 GMT
"you will never die"
A bank scammer claiming he will make Scooter rich and immortal
When he said that we had to mute the microphone so he did not hear us bursting out in laughter. 🤣 sometimes they say something so outrageous and funny you can't help yourself LOL.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Feb 27, 2023 0:25:18 GMT
Dunno if it qualifies here or if it's even funny but this past week, I got a call from a PCH scammer from Jamaica, who uttered this little gem of a line
"Congratulations! You have won 8.5 million dollars ...blah blah...
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray!"
Yup, 3 full times.
I know, it's an old fashioned, possibly traditional, British thing, but it just sounded so gay.
I don't record calls 'cause I just troll them but if anybody comes across it and happens to be recording it, please do post this little gem, for posterity's sake.
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cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Feb 28, 2023 2:07:32 GMT
@cervelo That actually is pretty funny just cuz it's so cheezy LOL
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Post by Pricky on Mar 5, 2023 11:28:17 GMT
A few random replies...
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Post by galabyroadside on Mar 10, 2023 5:23:19 GMT
Scammer: "Teddy Maynard":
THEN FUCK OFF, IF YOU CANNOT SAY WHATEVER IT IS HERE...
Terry Smith:
You have anger issues my friend. Maybe you are the one who cannot comprehend simple English. You contacted me, wise ass! I dont think you are serious about this business.
Scammer:
I don't have any anger issue, the only thing I said is that if you cannot discuss it here on the email then fuck off...How does that translate to anger issue??
Terry:
You contacted me with a proposal. So what is it?
And telling someone to fuck off is not a nice way of behaving.
Are you going to respond, or are you a very stupid boy? I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Scammer:
I AM A VERY STUPID BOY...FLY AWAY
Terry:
Yes. That's what I said. How can I fly away when I don't have wings? Do you smoke indian hemp?
I think you are not serious about this transaction. You still have not told me what your proposal is.
Maybe you sell apples by the roadside. If the real reason for contacting me was that you are poor and hungry, you should have said so earlier!
Scammer:
Onye Iberibe
Scammer:
EMAIL HEADER: "Filthy Village Rat"
Hello Dickhead,
All I see is a man who is wallowing in pain and agony and to crown it all up smells like poverty.
All you need now is food and love, I bet the pain will go away for sometime.
Do you care about some leftover or you want to fly away as alway Mr Amateur con artist.
Kiss my ass retard for the very last time.
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