cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Jan 20, 2023 2:40:01 GMT
Thought of a fun idea, we can keep track of the funniest lines we've heard so far (it can be your bait or someone else, just give them credit). I can start with mine and feel free to add your funny scammer quotes down below.
"You will rock in superjail!" - Instant wallet bitcoin scammer
I'm certain he means "Rot" instead of "Rock". But he kept saying this over and over again as a threat to get money. This is from an upcoming video of ours, this guy is a dum-dum.
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Post by CertainHuman on Jan 20, 2023 10:19:42 GMT
Here are a few of my favourites
This is from a scammer calling himself Mr Robert. Here are a few more funny quotes from him
I love the question marks here XD
Finally from Mr Robert, here is a very amusing email he sent.
As a bonus, here is a nice email from Kwasi.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 20, 2023 14:13:04 GMT
"You will know JESUS IS LORD TODAY!! AND GEOFF FOR PUSSY ALWAYS " ~ Geoff
"My ass is priceless! Even SATAN HIM SELF CANNOT AFORD TO PAY FOR IT!!!! My Ass is covered with the Blood of JESUS!!!" ~ also Geoff
He's a goldmine of stupidity
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Post by geeman on Jan 20, 2023 23:03:13 GMT
Well said Linoline... Geoff is indeed a goldmine of stupidity!!
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cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Jan 21, 2023 2:02:11 GMT
"You will know JESUS IS LORD TODAY!! AND GEOFF FOR PUSSY ALWAYS " ~ Geoff "My ass is priceless! Even SATAN HIM SELF CANNOT AFORD TO PAY FOR IT!!!! My Ass is covered with the Blood of JESUS!!!" ~ also Geoff He's a goldmine of stupidity I have seen your Geoff videos he is a Clown 🤡 LOL |
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 21, 2023 4:29:31 GMT
Geoff again... first, his ego.
maybe anyone who knows i was Destin for greatness and trying to bring me down
But i know i want to be seen for who i am, I have been Honest with Emma that i got nothing. And i want you to make my light bright and cast all dark clouds around my head limiting my Breakthrough.. PLEASE HELP ME SHINE MY LIGHT ABOVE ALL DARK FORCES. I AM A VERY NICE PERSON....BAD PEOPLE DON'T LIKE GOOD THINGS THAT'S WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD.
And then his vindictiveness.
(Subject) Fool! I WOULD HAVE RAPED YOU TILL DEATH!!!!! DOG
ODIN AND THOR STRICK YOU DEAD!!!
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Post by magikphingers on Jan 21, 2023 15:53:00 GMT
am not here for your money or hurt you okay dont talk in that manner
i have more than that sorry okay like i said am not here to hurt you my service is by choice and not by force okay
- Since deleted account
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cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Jan 27, 2023 5:57:52 GMT
"I'm going to jail your Jenner-ray-shawn!"- Instant Wallet bitcoin scammer
Idk why but whenever they say the word generation it cracks me up 🤣
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Feb 21, 2023 16:26:16 GMT
"you will never die"
A bank scammer claiming he will make Scooter rich and immortal
When he said that we had to mute the microphone so he did not hear us bursting out in laughter. 🤣 sometimes they say something so outrageous and funny you can't help yourself LOL.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Feb 27, 2023 0:25:18 GMT
Dunno if it qualifies here or if it's even funny but this past week, I got a call from a PCH scammer from Jamaica, who uttered this little gem of a line
"Congratulations! You have won 8.5 million dollars ...blah blah...
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray!"
Yup, 3 full times.
I know, it's an old fashioned, possibly traditional, British thing, but it just sounded so gay.
I don't record calls 'cause I just troll them but if anybody comes across it and happens to be recording it, please do post this little gem, for posterity's sake.
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cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Feb 28, 2023 2:07:32 GMT
@cervelo That actually is pretty funny just cuz it's so cheezy LOL
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Post by Pricky on Mar 5, 2023 11:28:17 GMT
A few random replies...
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Post by galabyroadside on Mar 10, 2023 5:23:19 GMT
Scammer: "Teddy Maynard":
THEN FUCK OFF, IF YOU CANNOT SAY WHATEVER IT IS HERE...
Terry Smith:
You have anger issues my friend. Maybe you are the one who cannot comprehend simple English. You contacted me, wise ass! I dont think you are serious about this business.
Scammer:
I don't have any anger issue, the only thing I said is that if you cannot discuss it here on the email then fuck off...How does that translate to anger issue??
Terry:
You contacted me with a proposal. So what is it?
And telling someone to fuck off is not a nice way of behaving.
Are you going to respond, or are you a very stupid boy? I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Scammer:
I AM A VERY STUPID BOY...FLY AWAY
Terry:
Yes. That's what I said. How can I fly away when I don't have wings? Do you smoke indian hemp?
I think you are not serious about this transaction. You still have not told me what your proposal is.
Maybe you sell apples by the roadside. If the real reason for contacting me was that you are poor and hungry, you should have said so earlier!
Scammer:
Onye Iberibe
Scammer:
EMAIL HEADER: "Filthy Village Rat"
Hello Dickhead,
All I see is a man who is wallowing in pain and agony and to crown it all up smells like poverty.
All you need now is food and love, I bet the pain will go away for sometime.
Do you care about some leftover or you want to fly away as alway Mr Amateur con artist.
Kiss my ass retard for the very last time.
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Post by Pricky on Apr 19, 2023 9:23:59 GMT
All I sent Dr DooDoo was this... He must have invested considerable time and intellectual effort in composing and typing this reply: To try and get me back, Dr Dudu has a brainwave. he wuill pretend to be Carman Laopinte...  |
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Post by morshu on Jun 5, 2023 11:47:38 GMT
Thought of a fun idea, we can keep track of the funniest lines we've heard so far (it can be your bait or someone else, just give them credit). I can start with mine and feel free to add your funny scammer quotes down below. " You will rock in superjail!" - Instant wallet bitcoin scammer I'm certain he means "Rot" instead of "Rock". But he kept saying this over and over again as a threat to get money. This is from an upcoming video of ours, this guy is a dum-dum. That is brilliant; reminds me of that show, Superjail; have you seen that show? I'm sure a real fan of the show could come up with all kinds of appropriate jokes and references. |
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 5, 2023 12:46:24 GMT
Emmanuel Green and his bewildering word salads!
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Post by Gualtiero Verdi on Jun 5, 2023 19:55:46 GMT
I got this wonderful death certificate sent to me months ago, I remember laughing for a long time and eventually replying to the scammer: "Are you 100% sure that Frimpong is dead?"  |
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Post by Gerald Croft on Jun 6, 2023 13:40:50 GMT
^^^ Does the signature inside the purple stamp say what I think it says?
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Post by Gualtiero Verdi on Jun 6, 2023 15:56:10 GMT
Looks like "Fucker" to me.
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 7, 2023 7:22:16 GMT
I offer my IRS Scammer; the one who put odd phrases in his messages (in red).
... we will get some report in Argos study on you are being scammed a lot and I’ve been a bad manager so much Robert wanted to contribute the sum of 50 million to give to you and also buy a BMW car for you so I need to confirm your home address now and you’re feeling information because I need to sign your documents now I’ll make sure I deliver today or tomorrow and the ugly poo
I need to confirm your home address now and you’re funny for me John because I need to send you documents now
I need to confirm your home address now and you’re free for my time and it will Poland you’re going to Michea is the sum of $1000 for signing your document because if I don’t do you homeless security he’s going to see is your package on my way to your house okay
remain your own with Richard Joseph own so you have to text me right now and choose how you need to receive it
Everything about you as been confirm your package was Andie number to me yesterday to make sure I deliver to your home today
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cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Jun 19, 2023 2:26:53 GMT
That is brilliant; reminds me of that show, Superjail; have you seen that show? I'm sure a real fan of the show could come up with all kinds of appropriate jokes and references. When he said that it reminded me of that show. I vaguely remember it on Adult Swim or comedy central. Never watched it, I wonder if it's any good. |
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Post by Birlic on Jul 5, 2023 11:47:23 GMT
I have a scammer who offered me to take possession of a fabulous inheritance... of course, my old character mr. Leonida (Lenny) is senile and didn't understand anything. Since the scammer signed the message as "Dr. Osman", Lenny assumed that dear mr. Osman was a doctor... so, Lenny asked for some medical advice. Lenny: Dr. Osman is very good at compiling general information from the Internet.  === Because in a few days I will go on my annual summer vacation, I ignored everything... Dr. Osman came back with another message: Lenny: I hope that Dr. Osman will want to cooperate with Gerry, for the glory and honor of the Holy Lamb. But this will probably happen only in August. I'll be back! |
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Post by Admin on Jul 5, 2023 14:28:58 GMT
Sounds legit. Lenny might rub a little eye of newt on the offending hole while he's at it.
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Post by MildredPierce on Jul 6, 2023 19:30:48 GMT
The scammer knows how to copy and paste and give advice according to many symptoms.
One scammer pretending to be a doctor couldn’t even come up with the type of doctor he was supposed to be when he was asked. He pretended he had another phone call coming in. Some scammers are so stupid you wonder how in the world do they get anyone to believe them.
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cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Oct 12, 2023 1:41:18 GMT
I got another contender. This scammer is frustrated with Scooter continuously falling for the crooked clerks tricks and he says "what the F*** meesta scoota?" Looooool
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Post by Kentucky Fried Scambaits on Oct 13, 2023 23:20:32 GMT
Sadly none that are memorable from this year... Other than one scammer (verbally) admitting to commiting incest...
My favorite from years past is a scammer who got upset cause I told them they were a poor boy, begging for money and that I could feed them since they can't afford to eat.
Scammer replied with:
"For real are you crazy
Do you know who I am especially my brother
My brother is an FBI and I'm showing him this chat accusing me wrong and calling me names"
It's been the end title card of my YouTube videos for years.
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