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Post by Yastreb on Feb 28, 2023 11:06:02 GMT
The invasion of Ukraine inevitably spawned various scripts.
Here's one scammer who reached out to Captain Mal... and drew back a bloody stump.
The scammer's emails are date-stamped; his name has been changed. My comments are in bold.
20 January 2023
My name is Sir. POMAH ROMANOV
from Ukraine. I have tried to reach you but find it difficult due to internet scarcity here in this town.
I am contacting you because I have some funds I plan to invest in your country because I want to relocate my Late Father business due to ongoing war in my country and visit your country to set up new investment business you may advice profitable in your area. I also have 599kg of 24carat gold
and $15,million dollars. I want to ship to your country and establish a gold jewelry manufacturing company.
I will offer you good monetary rewards for your help, thanking you as I wait to hear from you soon so I can tell you more details.
God bless you for your care.+38REDACTED
Mr Romanov
What exactly would you want me to do? Additionally, how did you obtain my email address?
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
21 January (sent twice)
I BELIEVE I WILL BE TRUSTING YOU ON THIS. THIS SERIOUS BECAUSE OF THE WAR IN MY COUNTRY UKRAINE. I HAVE TOLD THE BANK TO KEEP ALL FUNDS 15$ MILLION DOLLARS SAFE AND THE GOLD 599kg of 24 carat IN SAFE PLACE BECAUSE OF THE WAR ALOT PEOPLE AND FAMILY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN MY COUNTRY UKRAINE .SO I AM CONTACTING YOU FOR SUPPORT SO WE CAN ACHIEVE GREATNESS, .SO I WILL BE GETTING YOU ALL THE BANK DETAILS SO THEY CAN PROCEED AND GET EVERYTHING DONE .THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND HELP . POMAH ROMANOV FORM UKRAINE.
I propose that 45% of the entire sum released at the completion of this process will accrue to you as long as you handle your role and I do not incur further expenses getting you involved. I have incurred costs in the past few years in efforts of protecting my late client’s estates and if you would be interested to proceed, you should be willing to handle your involvement. 5% of the entire sum released will be set aside for reimbursement of cost we will have incurred individually in the process of this transaction. The balance 50% of the entire sum released will accrue to me.
He attached an ID card for "Roman Mikhailovitch Tokarevitch", with the first name and the family name (but not the patronymic) rendered in Cyrillic and English script. I realised that the scammer couldn't read Cyrillic (I can, after a fashion), and he'd used the two versions of the first name as his full name.
Mr Romanov
You wrote this: "I BELIEVE I WILL BE TRUSTING YOU ON THIS". Why would you trust me with that money and gold? You don't know me and I don't know you.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
22 January I TRUSTED YOU BECAUSE I HAVE NO OPTION .MR CALCOLM REYNOLDS . IN LIFE WE DO THINGS WITH TRUST AND HONESTY ,I WILL GET YOU ALL BANK DETAILS SO U CAN CONTACT THE BANK . SO THEY CAN PROCEED . PROCESS FUNDS FOR TRANSFER TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY .THANKS SIR I WILL BE GETTING U ALL BANK DETAILS ............
He sent the ID card again, with the same email.
22 January I BELIEVE I WILL BE TRUSTING YOU ON THIS. THIS SERIOUS BECAUSE OF THE WAR IN MY COUNTRY UKRAINE. I HAVE TOLD THE BANK TO KEEP ALL FUNDS 15$ MILLION DOLLARS SAFE AND THE GOLD 599kg of 24 carat IN SAFE PLACE BECAUSE OF THE WAR ALOT PEOPLE AND FAMILY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN MY COUNTRY UKRAINE .SO I AM CONTACTING YOU FOR SUPPORT SO WE CAN ACHIEVE GREATNESS, .SO I WILL BE GETTING YOU ALL THE BANK DETAILS SO THEY CAN PROCEED AND GET EVERYTHING DONE .THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND HELP . POMAH ROMANOV FORM UKRAINE.
I propose that 45% of the entire sum released at the completion of this process will accrue to you as long as you handle your role and I do not incur further expenses getting you involved. I have incurred costs in the past few years in efforts of protecting my late client’s estates and if you would be interested to proceed, you should be willing to handle your involvement. 5% of the entire sum released will be set aside for reimbursement of cost we will have incurred individually in the process of this transaction. The balance 50% of the entire sum released will accrue to me.
Mr Romanov
I asked you two questions in my initial email; what exactly would you want me to do? Additionally, how did you obtain my email address? You didn't answer either question, and you need to do that before any progress can be made.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
I tried the phone number from his first email. Guess what...
Mr Romanov
Something else; why is your phone number invalid?
Malcolm Reynolds
No reply. But a month later...
26 February Am sorry for my late reply sir I was hurt where I was hide out .they trow missile bomb over there and he got me hurt sir. Since I have been treated by the red Cross .team over sir am happy am save and God has been protecting me because he no what I have sir this my life and am ready to share it all with u and move to your country also to invest with sir sir pls get this done with the bank .because I contacted them and they have almost ready every process for transfer and deliver of the golds also to you sir I really trustees you a lot that why am keeping my life safe sir because I no what God has given to me and the bank no it all .I will be waiting to hear from you sir
I'm not in the mood to humour this buttsmear. For those who are wondering; Russian soldiers are often referred to as Orcs by Ukrainians, and I've seen it a lot on social media.
Mr Romanov
Since I'm helping to train your compatriots to fight against the Orcs, I'm unable to help you. But what you could do is donate your money and gold to the war effort, instead of running away. President Zelenskiy stood his ground; you should do the same.
Malcolm Reynolds
28 February Good morning sir am sorry for my late reply Dew to my bomb blast near my hideout .I have been getting treatment from the red cross team here sir .I have no family only what my late father died and left for me and am ready to share it all with you sir I will get you all the information to contact so they can get thing done sir this my life
I'll tell him again, this time without the subtlety!
Mr Romanov
I'm helping to train your compatriots to fight the Orcs.
I don't have the time for a fucking spoiled brat shit-for-brains who'd fill his pants and run like a gutless pansy silky-boy rather than fight for his country!
Comprendo, flybait?
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Mar 2, 2023 10:01:17 GMT
Seems the scammer isn't reading my emails. Also, he didn't attach anything. And note the "MADAM"...
2 March Please contact the bank immediately and let them know you are contacting them in regards to funds belonging to my Late FATHER That you were informed by IS SON POMAH ROMANOV that all legal documents have been sent to your bank confirming me as the new heir to the funds of($15.Million USD) with an interest rate of 7% annually Bank details Email :. REDACTED Mrs Eve Compostela +1 REDACTED Lizard assets management BANK.I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU MADAM I JUST SENT YOU THE STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT NOW .CONTACT THE BANK AND FOLLOW EVERY INSTRUCTION SO THEY CAN DELIVER TO GET AND GET ALL FOUNDS SEND TO YOU
So now you think I'm a woman? Go suck a cactus, you little buttsmear! I hope the Orcs drop a Strizh on you.
Eve Compostela
I don't want Pomah Romanov's money. I don't want anything to do with him. He's a worthless little coward and scumbag.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 12, 2023 9:39:23 GMT
He's back... after a fashion; a different scammer with a slightly different name, and a very similar script. The last one didn't claim to be a knight of the realm, though.
4 June Hello, Good day, My name is Sir. Poma Romanov from Ukraine. I have tried to reach you but find it difficult due to internet scarcity here in this town. I am contacting you because I have some funds I plan to invest in your country because I want to relocate my Late Father business due to ongoing war in my country and visit your country to set up new investment business you may advice profitable in your area. I also have 599kg of 24carat gold and $6million dollars. I want to ship to your country and establish a gold jewelry manufacturing company. I will offer you good monetary rewards for your help, thanking you as I wait to hear from you soon so I can tell you more details. God bless you for your care. Regards, Sir. POMA ROMANOV. phone number +380 REDACTED
Mr Romanov
What exactly would you want me to do? Additionally, how did you obtain my email address?
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
Obviously he's not in that much trouble since he can wait ten days to respond. The lilac shaded font was in the original.
14 June GOOD DAY SIR THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE..... You are to contact the bank and let them no that you are contacting them about the release fund owned by late pomaromanov father that you are the new beneficiary to get all the inheritance fonds from the bank and i believe that after everything is been done In respect of our discussion I will like you to partner with me so that we can achieve this transaction together.and after fund has been sent to you 50percent of the money will be yours then we invest in a big project in your country sir . so i will get you all bank details so that you can contact them and get every document done and also get everything done so that the fund and all consignment gold will be transferred to you also .and i believe i will be trusting you on this sir and i hope you will not run with the funds when is been transferred to you over there in your country sir .. thanks so i will get you all bank details so you can contact the bank so they can process fund for transfer sir
Mr Romanov
What do you mean by my being a beneficiary?
Again, how did you obtain my email address?
Malcolm Reynolds
17 June am sorry for my late reply sir i was very busy trying to save my self from the conflict in my country ukraine am with red cross team get some treatment i got injured from the bomb blast light near my hideout sir pls i really need u to get everything done this serious this my life sir i have no family apart from what my late father died i have no family i have lost them on in war here in my country . i will get u all bank details so u can contact i have already told them that u will be contacting them sir . u are the only family i have i put my trust and am read to share everything with u then we go ur country and we invest it in good project that u will advice sir seriously i need u on this sir i will get u all bank details now to contact this the bank details sir pls contact them and let them no the u contacting them as the beneficiary of late pomaromanov inheritance and funds and gold sir ...................................................ROYAL BANK SCOTLAND
International Monetary Remittance Department
Unit 22/23, Thistles Goosecroft Rd Stirling
Fk8 2ES, United Kingdom
Email; REDACTED
Email; REDACTED
Tell:+44REDACTED
Mr Bobby Braun
Director, International
Remittance Department of
Royal Bank of Scotland
DIRECTOR OF ROYAL BANK SCOTLAND CUSTOMER CARE WHATSAPP ONLINE +44REDACTED
FROM ROYAL BANK SCOTLAND INTERNATIONAL MONETARY REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
Not so fast there, Bubba-Louie!
Mr Romanov
You wrote this: " i have i put my trust and am read to share everything with u". Why would you trust me with that money and gold? You don't know me and I don't know you.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
Thousands of civilians have been killed or injured in Ukraine by Russian drone and missile attacks aimed at cities as a terror strategy. Scammers using such suffering make me angry.
19 June GOOD MORNING AM SORRY FOR MY LATE REPLY BECAUSE I WAS GETTING TREATMENT FROM THE RED CROSS TEAM HERE IN UKRAINE I WAS HOT AND INJURED BADLY BUT AM GET WELL THERE WAS A BOMB BLAST NEAR MY HIDEOUT SIR I HAVE HAVE ANY OPTION THAN TO TRUST ANY BODY THAT WILL HELP ME AND AM READY TO SHARE IT WITH THAT PERSON AM THE ONLY ON IN THE FAMILY MY FATHER IS DEAD MY MOM IS DEAD MY FAMILY DIED IN WAR SO AM PRAYING FOR MY LIFE HERE TO BE SAVE I HAVE NO FAMILY ANY MORE THAT WHY AM TRUSTING SIR THIS SERIOUS THIS MY LIFE this THE ONLY THING I HAVE IN LIFE WHAT MY LATE FATHER DIED AND LEFT FOR ME SIR I WANT YOU TO INVEST FOR ME AND I WllL TRAVEL TO UR COUNTRY AND GET A BIG PROJECT DONE OVER THERE AND AL READY TO TAKE U AS MY FAMILY SIR I HAVE NO BODY BUT GOD that am praying for life sir i will get u all bank details so u contact the bank sir this my life this serious this all i have sir you are the only person am telling this sir because i believe and i have trust in i no is not easy to trust but u have to trust somebody that life sir
Just forty minutes later...
19 June good morning sir have you contacted the bank sir they have been waiting for you contact them so they can get everything done fast and process funds for transfer to you sir thanks sir i will be waiting to hear from you sir his my life sir this my only hope sir i have no family any more my family died in the war in my country Ukraine sir pls you are the holy person i told about this because my father said i should careful about this he gave to me before he died so am trust u sir contact the bank ,,,,,,,,,
I didn't reply.
24 June good morning sir have you contacted the bank because they waiting to contact so they can proceed to get everything so they can process funds for transfer sir .this serious sir this my life sir i will be waiting to hear from you sir this thanks sir may god bless you sir from [pomaromanov.
I'll get an answer to the earlier question, however long it takes! Emphasis is in the original.
Mr Romanov
You wrote this: " i have i put my trust and am read to share everything with u". Why would you trust me with that money and gold? You don't know me and I don't know you.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
27 June sir, I just see you like a man I can trust because I have no option than to trust you. I believe in GOD almighty so much because I have no family members. I have lost all of my life just left with what my late father died and left for me . sir this is very serious i have been waiting to hear from you if you have contacted the bank so they can process funds for transfer ... thanks i will be waiting to hear from you sir
The Ukrainian counter-offensive had begun by then.
Mr Romanov
The Orcs are on the run. Didn't you hear the news? You'll be able to go home soon!
Malcolm Reynolds
5 July good morning sir have you contacted the bank because they waiting to contact so they can proceed to get everything so they can process funds for transfer sir .this serious sir this my life sir i will be waiting to hear from you sir this thanks sir may god bless you sir from [pomaroma.
Mr Romanov
The Orcs are in retreat. Ukraine will soon be free. You can go home soon!
Malcolm Reynolds
He hadn't heard the news.
12 July GOOD MORNING SIR I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SIR I HAVE BEEN SICK AND HURT IN MY HIDEOUT AND A LOT OF BOMB BLAST SIR I HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE BANK SO THEY CAN TRANSFER AND DELIVER OUR CONSIGNMENT TO YOU SIR THIS SERIOUS THIS MY LIFE . YOU ARE THE ONLY TRUSTED PERSON I HAVE AND U ARE THE ONLY PERSON I HAVE TOLD ABOUT IT SIR PLS I REALLY DO NEED YOUR HELP SIR
Mr Romanov
The Orcs are in retreat. Ukraine will soon be free and you can go home! Why are you still pleading for me to take your money?
Malcolm Reynolds
I sincerely hope the Orcs are in full retreat. Слава Україні!
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 15, 2023 11:22:28 GMT
Maybe this Romanov isn't watching the news! And he seems to believe that the more times he calls me "SIR" the better! That's six each in the last three emails!
But what's this bit about a loan? And why is there a new bank to contact? Is he getting his scams mixed up?
15 July SO CONTACT THE BANK SO THEY CAN GET EVERYTHING DONE U ARE ONLY PAYING FOR THE ACTIVATION OF THE FUNDS AND ALL GOLD ALSO WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO U THIS SERIOUS SIR THE FUNDS IS REALLY ALOT PLS CONTACT THE BANK AND GET EVERYTHING DONE
deposit of the fund this document sir SO, CONTACT +1 218-REDACTED
MR GEOFF WILSON ...THE DIRECTOR OF THE CITIZENS BANK . THIS BANK DETAILS TO CONTACT EMAIL..REDACTED
TELL ... +1 218-7-REDACTED ...contact ..the director .The Trusted Loan check availability..MR GEOFF WILSON ..THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU BE URGENT TO GET YOUR LOAN.....IS VERY EASY .....THANK
I give him the good news again, and ignore the loan reference.
Mr Roma
There's no need to send the money to me. The Orcs are running away! Why are you panicking when you should be rejoicing?
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Sept 16, 2023 2:07:10 GMT
Version 2 is back, starting from the beginning. And he's nobility now!
13 September Hello, Good day, My name is Sir. Poma Romanov from Ukraine. I have tried to reach you but find it difficult due to internet scarcity here in this town. I am contacting you because I have some funds I plan to invest in your country because I want to relocate my Late Father business due to ongoing war in my country and visit your country to set up new investment business you may advice profitable in your area. I also have 599kg of 24carat gold and $6million dollars. I want to ship to your country and establish a gold jewelry manufacturing company. I will offer you good monetary rewards for your help, thanking you as I wait to hear from you soon so I can tell you more details. God bless you for your care. Regards, Sir. POMA ROMANOV. phone number +380 REDACTED
Mr Roma
There's no need to send the money to me. I told you that before!
The Orcs are running away and Ukraine will be free once again! Why are you panicking when you should be rejoicing?
Malcolm Reynolds
Take note of the phrases in red. Mal will expand on that.
14 September
GOOD DAY SIR I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO SPEAK WITH YOU AND I HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY GET TREATMENT FROM THE RED CROSS TEAM HERE I WAS IJURED NEAR MY HIDE OUT IN THE CAPITAL CITY HERE IN MY COUNTRY UKRAIN SIR I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO REACH U EVER SINCE SIR I HAVE NO FAMILY MY FATHER AND MOTHER ARE ALL DEAD MY SISTER HER DEAED DEW TO THE WAR SIR THE ONLY HOPE I HAVE IS WHAT MY FATHER DEID AND LEFT FOR ME WHICH I HAVE TOLD YOU ALREADY BEFORE THIS SERIOUS SIR AM READY TO BE A FAMILY WITH U BECAUSE THIS TOO FOR ME TO HANDLE SIR THAT WHY I HAVE BEEN WAITING AND SEARCHING TO REACH U BECUASE I BELIVE U CAN HELP ON THIS AND I AM READY TO GET YOU THE GREATEST REWARD SIR AM READY TO SHARE ALL OF IT WITH U SIR THIS SERIOUS PLS I WIL GET U ALL BANK INFORMATION SO U CAN CONTACT THEM SO THEY CAN PROCED AND PROCCED FUNDS AND CONGSINMENT BOX LEFT BY MY LATE FTAHRE TOO U SIR AFTER U GET VERYTHINBG DONE THE BANK WILL PLACE ORTHER SO THAT THE DELIVER COMPANY WIL DLEIVER SO TO IN ANY WAY U WANT THE DELIVER SIR I HAVE CONTACTED OVER HERE SIR WITH RED CROS TEAM ROOM , PLS I REALLY NEED YOU ON THIS , THIS SERIOUS THIS MY LIFE I HAVE NO BODY SIR I WIL BE WIATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SIR SO I WIL GET U ALL BANK INFOMATION ,
What those phrases seem to indicate, to me anyway, is that the script seems to have been written for a teenage victim, which prompts Mal's reply.
Mr Romanov
You're 47 years old. You're not a child! You should have been fighting the Orcs, not hiding out near Kyiv! But instead you're blubbing like a baby about how life is so unfair that all you've got is six million dollars and six hundred kilos of gold!
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Sept 17, 2023 8:41:11 GMT
"Poma" turns on the pathos, but says something he'll regret.
16 September GOOD MORNING SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY I AM SORRY FOR MY LATE REPLY I WAS HURT AND INJURED BADLY THAT'S WHY I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP YOUR ASSISTANCE . I CAN KILL SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE OF ANOTHER MAN PROBLEM THAT HE COURSES .I DON'T WANT MY HANDS TO STAIN WITH BLOOD OF ANY BODY THATS WHY AM HIDING MY SELF IN AFE HIDEOUT BECAUSE ALL THE BOMBS AND ATTACK DADDY TODAY IS NOT EAZY I HAVE LOST ALL FAMILY LEFT WITH ONLY ME O I HAVE TO FIGHT HEARD PRAY TO GOD ALMIGHTY , MY ONLY HOPE I WHAT MY DIED AND LEFT FOR AND I HAVE CONTACTED THE BANK ALREADY BUT WHATS IS GOING IN OUR COUNTRY IS REALLY HARD FOR ME SIR THATS WHY I REALLY NEED YOU TO ASSIST ME AM READY TO SHARE IT WITH U SIR THIS SERIOUS TO ME SIR LIFE IS NOT ABOUT AGE IS ABOUT THE WISDOM AND MINDSET AND THE LOVE YOU SHOW TO PEOPLE , I SEE U AS KIND MAN A MAN OF UNDERSTANDING THAT WHY AM TELLING U AM SERIOUS SIR I HAVE BEEN TELLING THIS YOU FOR SOMETIME BECAUSE IS SERIOUS TO MY LIFE SIR AM VERY OPEN TO YOU SIR THIS SERIOUS SIR I WILL GET YOU ALL BANK DETAILS TO CONTACT SIR SO THE BANK CAN PROCEED TO PROCESS THE FUNDS TO SEND TO YOU SIR AND THE BANK WILL ALSO WANT TO ASK U HOW THE DELIVER WILL BE MADE IN CHOICE AND ALSO HOW DO U WNAT IT TO MADE IS SAVE KEEPING EVER SINCE SIR THAKS SIR I WIL BE WAITING TO SPEAK WITH YOU , FROM POMA ROMANOV , THANKS AND BLESSING TO YOU SIR
Mal made his feeling clear. Emphases are in the original.
You are a miserable coward! "I CAN KILL SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE OF ANOTHER MAN PROBLEM THAT HE COURSES .I DON'T WANT MY HANDS TO STAIN WITH BLOOD OF ANY BODY" - this is WAR! Not some fucking bar fight! Your nation and its people and its culture are threatened with genocide by the Orcs, and you're all I don't wanna fight like some snivelling milksop! Tens of thousands of Ukrainians have been killed, maimed or forced from their homes, drones and missiles are raining down on your nation's cities, and you don't give a fuck, do you? You're not willing to raise a hand in Ukraine's defense!
Something else; "DADDY TODAY IS NOT EAZY" - you called me DADDY! What kind of soft, weak, pampered silky-boy man-child are you? Holy shit on a shingle, you're almost the same age as my brother, and you called me DADDY!
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by gil on Sept 18, 2023 22:41:33 GMT
A Romanov.... from Ukraine.... 😆
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Post by Yastreb on Sept 19, 2023 10:39:10 GMT
To be fair, he's not claiming to be a Romanov. That's my obfuscation of his alias, which as I noted was based on a misreading of the stolen passport he got it from.
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Post by Yastreb on Sept 20, 2023 10:15:50 GMT
"Poma" is not giving up.
19 September good morning sir how are you doing hope u are doing great i have been waiting for u have you to contacted the bank sir i just came out of my hideout now to get treatment from the red cross team , i told my family died in this war i cat lost my life on this my late father promise to be strong and brave and wise yes u can say all u want but i cant lost my father generation he left a lot for me which i really need your help sir , this serious to my life ,you are ready to stand for me and help me i am ready to share it all with you sir
I chose to be terse in reply.
You promised to be strong and brave? That's a promise you broke!
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Post by Yastreb on Oct 12, 2023 8:12:18 GMT
Just some catch-up...
21 September SO CONTACT THE BANK SO THEY CAN GET EVERYTHING DONE U ARE ONLY PAYING FOR THE ACTIVATION OF THE FUNDS AND ALL GOLD ALSO WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU THIS SERIOUS SIR THE FUNDS IS REALLY A LOT PLS CONTACT THE BANK AND GET EVERYTHING DONE
deposit of the fund this document sir SO, CONTACT +1 REDACTED
MR JEFFRY WATSON ...THE DIRECTOR OF THE CITIZENS BANK . THIS BANK DETAILS TO CONTACT EMAIL. REDACTED
TELL ... +1 REDACTED ...contact ..the director
21 September i have always been strong and brave that why am living till now i just came back where was getting my treatment with red cross team sir i just came the bank details so you can contact them sir this serious sir am ready to share it all with you sir 50 50 sir this serious this my life sir
I let the first one go, but not the second.
If you were really strong and brave, you'd be fighting, not hiding. If you were a patriot, you would put your wealth into defending your country.
Then he went quiet for a while, and then...
10 October [Blank email]
That deserves some more scorn.
Blank emails are one sign of a weak mind.
12 October I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAYING SIR THAT'S THE MAIL OF THE BANK CONTACT THE BANK SO THEY CAN PROCEED AND GET EVERYTHING DONE THE BANKS IS WAITING FOR YOU SIR
You didn't send me anything. You sent a BLANK EMAIL! How come you can't understand?
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Post by Yastreb on Oct 15, 2023 10:02:21 GMT
He rebounded, and sent this (colours and fonts are in the original).
14 October SO CONTACT THE BANK SO THEY CAN GET EVERYTHING DONE U ARE ONLY PAYING FOR THE ACTIVATION OF THE FUNDS AND ALL GOLD ALSO WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU THIS SERIOUS SIR THE FUNDS IS REALLY A LOT PLS CONTACT THE BANK AND GET EVERYTHING DONE
deposit of the fund this document sir SO, CONTACT +1 REDACTED
MR GEFFRY WILSON ...THE DIRECTOR OF THE CITIZENS BANK . THIS BANK DETAILS TO CONTACT EMAIL.REDACTED
TELL ... +1 REDACTED ...contact ..the director
The email address was printed so that "EMAIL" was attached to the address. So I pasted the complete email into the address line and sent this.
Mr Wilson
Do you know this man Poma Romanov?
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
And I sent this to Poma!
Well, color me not surprised!
Sorry, we were unable to deliver your message to the following address.
<REDACTED>:
550: 5.2.1 The email account that you tried to reach is disabled. Learn more at
5.2.1 support.google.com/mail/?p=DisabledUser r185si3665692ywr.278 - gsmtp
And yet... This arrived in spam.
Mr
Malcolm Reynolds
This is to confirm to you that we have received your email message of today dated 8/01/2023 concerning Mr Poma Romanov fund with our bank. We wish to inform you that Mr Poma Romanov have informed us earlier that you are his partner and he wants his inherited fund valued at (US$6,000,000.00) with our bank to be transferred to you.
In-line with our banking policy on inheritance fund claim, you the beneficiary is liable to procure a change of ownership from the New York State high court to ascertain legally that Mr Poma Romanov have legally approved for his inheritance funds to be transferred to you. This legal document has to be procured at the court by you or in a situation your not able to go to the New York State court to obtain the paperwork, you can as well engage the service of our bank accredited attorney to represent you at the court to obtain the document in your name. His contact information will be sent to you upon your request for it .
You’re also required to furnish our bank with your personal data and bank account details to enable us start the transfer process while we wait for the legal CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP certificate in your name.
These are the needed information of yours.
Copy of your passport or driver’s license
Full name:
Age
Occupation:
Address:
Telephone number:
Bank name
Bank account
Beneficiary name
Bank Swift code/ Bank address
Thanks
MR WILSON GEOFFrRY .
DIRECTOR, CITIZENSBANK
NEW YORK BRANCH
And then Poma chipped in.
15 October good morning sir i have spoke with the bank and they told me that they have written to you that they are waiting for reply so they can proceeds this serious this my life mr malcolm i trusted u so much dont fail u will be great also am ready to share it all with you then we invest in a very good business u can advice am just praying for my safety here first waiting for you to get things done am hurt and injured check your mail sir thanks sir from poma romanov
Mr Romanov
The bank can't have received that email. If they say they received it, they're lying.
Malcolm Reynolds
Mr GeoffRry
I didn't write to you on August 1st. The email I did send didn't reach you. But apart from that, Poma Romanov is not my partner, and I resent the implication.
Given that Ukraine is winning the war against the Orcs, I see no reason for Poma Romanov to want to flee, apart from cowardice, or any reason for him to give me his money.
Malcolm Reynolds
I await their answers with great interest!
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Post by Yastreb on Oct 26, 2023 23:01:00 GMT
The wanker banker didn't reply, but Poma did, eventually.
26 October mr malcolm how are you doing am sorry for my late reply i was very busy getting treatment from the red cross team hope u are doing great have you contacted the bank yet they said they have been waiting to hear from you
Mal was icy in response.
Mr Romanov
The bankers are liars. I don't deal with liars.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Nov 3, 2023 4:03:49 GMT
Poma's back...
1 November GOOD MORNING SIR HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE BANK YET BECAUSE THEY WAITING FOR U AND AM HAPPY U HVA EGOT MESSAGE FROM THE BANK PLS PROCEED WITH THE BANK SO THEY GET EVERYTHING DONE
I can but repeat myself.
Mr Roma
The bankers are liars. I don't deal with liars.
Malcolm Reynolds
3 November hello mr malcom reynold this my life i really need you to get everything done am ready to give all to you so u invest so we be family with greatness this my life and am trusting u so much on this sir i will be waiting to hear positive words from you sir pls get back to the bank i send them your mail so they can contact you sir i really need you on this
Mr Roma
We will never be family. And I don't ever deal with liars, so the bank can go fuck themselves.
Malcolm Reynolds
Additional: the bank finally wrote to Mal.
3 November good day sir you are welcome to citizens financier trust bank new York we have receive your mail and we ready to you a loan on any amount which u needed for your business, but first you have to pay 250 used to feel in the form they will be sending to you , and you will send yours details and bank account. then will let you no when to pay back according to amount we loaned to you thank you are welcome from citizens financier trust bank, New York ,,, Mr Jeffry Wilson ,director
He's mixed up his scams!
Mr Wilson
I didn't ask for a gorram loan! What gave you that idea?
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Nov 6, 2023 10:44:06 GMT
After that slip-up, the bank gets back with another whopper!
6 November This is to inform you that we have received your email message requesting for legal document in your name and a letter of guarantee to prove that we will fulfill our promise to transfer the inherited fund to your account after paying the fee of 1,500 USD . I would like you to be rest assured that you are dealing with legitimate and government approved bank and I have issued a letter of guarantee to prove to you that our guarantee stands 100% and will fulfill our promise to transfer the fund to your provided bank account without hitch once the transfer transmission code fee of 1,500 USD is paid . Kindly note that your satisfaction is our priority.
Be duly informed that after receiving your email of today we quickly contacted POMA ROMANOV to inform him of your request and to confirm his approval for our bank lawyer Attorney DINO Gallego to represent him on your behalf to procure the necessary legal change of ownership which he agreed and the attorney have successfully procured the legal document in your name today.
Attached files is the legal document the attorney procured from New York high court today in your name and the other document is our bank letter of guarantee to you.
Your urgent response to this information will be appreciated to enable further proceedings
THANKS SIR
CITIZENSBANK. DIRECTOR
MR WILSON JEFFRY .
Mal keeps it brief.
Mr Jeffry
I NEVER repeat NEVER requested ANYTHING from you, which means that you're lying.
You also didn't attach anything, which means that you're lying.
I don't do any business with liars.
Malcolm Reynolds
Then Poma Romanov buys in.
6 November mr malcolm reynolds i was very busy getting treatment am so hurt and injured i will send u the deposit receipt
6 November mr malcolm reynolds this the statement of account sir
Did he think it would achieve anything?
Mr Romanov
Why did you send that to me?
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Nov 12, 2023 6:51:20 GMT
Apparently he did!
7 November good morning because i believe you can help and assist me this serious to my life and the bank is really waiting to speak with you sir am in hard time that's my only hope in life contact the bank and proceed sir so they get evrything done
Mal does not agree (emphasis in original)
Wilson Jeffry is a fucking liar and I do not do business with liars. Is that clear to you?
He must have been out of the loop too long...
11 November BUT U SAID THE BANK MAIL WAS NOT WORKING THAT'S WHY I GAVE THEM YOUR INFORMATION TO CONTACT YOU SO THEY CAN PROCEED MR MALCOLM REYNOLDS
<Sigh> I have to spell things out (emphasis in the original).
Mr Romanov
The bank wrote this: "This is to inform you that we have received your email message requesting for legal document in your name and a letter of guarantee to prove that we will fulfill our promise to transfer the inherited fund to your account".
I never made that request. That means they are liars. I don't work with liars. Is that clear to you?
Malcolm Reynolds
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