Post by Yastreb on Mar 24, 2023 5:12:25 GMT
This is a relatively minor bait, but I thought I'd share it for the Romanian connection (Adriana and Birlic might get a laugh).
The scammer's emails are date-stamped; names have been changed. My comments are in bold.
22 November 2019
Dear trusted friend,
I hope this mail gets to you and your family in good health and if so glory be to our God almighty.
Meanwhile, i write inform you that my sister-in-Law has promise to help us provide all the outstanding fee $29,800.00 dollars needed secure all the US Government required legal documents on your name and also to complete transfer of your fund to you before the end of this month through her associate broker OK?
In this regards, note that her associate broker will be issuing a check on your name and sent to your address for your pick up OK??
Once you pick up the check, you should go deposit in into your bank account and get back to me with the deposit slip to enable me confirm when the money will be available for withdrawal so that i can give you further information with a bank account were the money should be transfer as directed by the agent OK??
Immediately this is done, your fund worth US$45M Dollars will be release into your bank account within 24Hours OK??
NOTE THAT YOU ARE ONLY REQUIRED TO PAY $195.00 DOLLARS ONLY TO ENABLE ME PREPARE AN AGREEMENT (MOU)BETWEEN YOU AND MY SISTER-IN-LAW TO COMPLETE THIS PROCESS FOR YOU IN THE PUBLIC NOTARY OFFICE.
I hope the above urgent information is made clear while i urge you to confirm the receipt of this mail urgently so that i can revert back to you with further directives.
God bless us
Yours trusted friend
Dr.Kevin Bronski
Director Security Personnel
Tel+ 1 REDACTED
I hope this mail gets to you and your family in good health and if so glory be to our God almighty.
Meanwhile, i write inform you that my sister-in-Law has promise to help us provide all the outstanding fee $29,800.00 dollars needed secure all the US Government required legal documents on your name and also to complete transfer of your fund to you before the end of this month through her associate broker OK?
In this regards, note that her associate broker will be issuing a check on your name and sent to your address for your pick up OK??
Once you pick up the check, you should go deposit in into your bank account and get back to me with the deposit slip to enable me confirm when the money will be available for withdrawal so that i can give you further information with a bank account were the money should be transfer as directed by the agent OK??
Immediately this is done, your fund worth US$45M Dollars will be release into your bank account within 24Hours OK??
NOTE THAT YOU ARE ONLY REQUIRED TO PAY $195.00 DOLLARS ONLY TO ENABLE ME PREPARE AN AGREEMENT (MOU)BETWEEN YOU AND MY SISTER-IN-LAW TO COMPLETE THIS PROCESS FOR YOU IN THE PUBLIC NOTARY OFFICE.
I hope the above urgent information is made clear while i urge you to confirm the receipt of this mail urgently so that i can revert back to you with further directives.
God bless us
Yours trusted friend
Dr.Kevin Bronski
Director Security Personnel
Tel+ 1 REDACTED
Well, that was a complete mess!
Dr Bronski
I don't recall hearing from you before. Please explain further.
Malcolm Reynolds
I don't recall hearing from you before. Please explain further.
Malcolm Reynolds
And it's onto the commitment money right away! By the way, he forgot to attach his passport and ID.
23 November
Dear trusted friend Malcolm Reynolds,
Reference to my previous mail to you , firstly, note that i am from Romania and working with the UN office in London UK under UN Fund Verification Unit but
presently in the states on official assignment to ensure that you receive your payment fund worth US$45M Dollars.
Secondly, i attached here my international passport photo page and also my working ID card for your preview and record i urge you to make sure that you
keep all these documents strictly confidential to avoid identity thieves by impostors.
Further more, to enable the processing of the certify check on your name by my sister-in-Law associates broker , note that you are required to provide the
following details :
1. Full receiving name and receiving address
2. Bank name and address
3. Scan copy of your valid ID Card
4. Direct telephone number
5. Occupation / Position
6. Next of kin
Bear in mind that everything related to this process is 100% legit OK?
Reference to my previous mail to you , firstly, note that i am from Romania and working with the UN office in London UK under UN Fund Verification Unit but
presently in the states on official assignment to ensure that you receive your payment fund worth US$45M Dollars.
Secondly, i attached here my international passport photo page and also my working ID card for your preview and record i urge you to make sure that you
keep all these documents strictly confidential to avoid identity thieves by impostors.
Further more, to enable the processing of the certify check on your name by my sister-in-Law associates broker , note that you are required to provide the
following details :
1. Full receiving name and receiving address
2. Bank name and address
3. Scan copy of your valid ID Card
4. Direct telephone number
5. Occupation / Position
6. Next of kin
Bear in mind that everything related to this process is 100% legit OK?
Also, note that my sister-in-Law agreed that you pay her back with 2% interest rate after you have received your fund worth US$45M Dollars OK?
In this regards, i order to proceed and also prepare the agreement (MOU) as you requested in writing so that both parties can sign and keep copies for record, note that you are advise to send the $195.00 dollars via western union money transfer to the information below as directed by my sister-in-Law:
Receivers name: Richard Robertson
Location: Abuja - Nigeria
Amounts: US$195.00
WU MTCN: ? via SMS or call to my telephone number + 1 206-596-8321
(for safety and security reasons)
I hope the above information is made clear while i look forward to your immediate action so that i shall revert back to you with further directives.
God bless us
Yours trusted friend
Dr.Kevin Bronski
Director Security Personnel
Tel+ 1 REDACTED
In this regards, i order to proceed and also prepare the agreement (MOU) as you requested in writing so that both parties can sign and keep copies for record, note that you are advise to send the $195.00 dollars via western union money transfer to the information below as directed by my sister-in-Law:
Receivers name: Richard Robertson
Location: Abuja - Nigeria
Amounts: US$195.00
WU MTCN: ? via SMS or call to my telephone number + 1 206-596-8321
(for safety and security reasons)
I hope the above information is made clear while i look forward to your immediate action so that i shall revert back to you with further directives.
God bless us
Yours trusted friend
Dr.Kevin Bronski
Director Security Personnel
Tel+ 1 REDACTED
Malcolm responds using Bronski's substitute for a full stop and a degree of snark.
Dr Bronski
I don't know anything about this $45 million, or your sister-in-law. OK? And you didn't attach anything, OK? And you're from Romania, working in London but currently in America, so why would I send money to someone in Nigeria, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds
I don't know anything about this $45 million, or your sister-in-law. OK? And you didn't attach anything, OK? And you're from Romania, working in London but currently in America, so why would I send money to someone in Nigeria, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds
Bronski apparently missed the snark.
24 November
Dear trusted friend Malcolm Reynolds,
Reference to your mail , firstly , sincerely and honestly note that the fund worth US$45M Dollars was made beneficiary to you by a philanthropist who refuse to disclose his details do to the nature of his humanitarian works.
Further note that the instruction from the philanthropist is that you should make sure that the less privilege once , the affected families from hurricanes,Tornado victims, Fraud victims and also all churches within your region benefit from the fund and you should take for yourselves for the humanitarian work well done 30% OK?
Secondly, kindly note that my Sister-in-Law is only giving you support in order to stand for you as a guarantor so that her associate broker can finance this transaction for you by providing the fee to obtain all the legal backup documents required by the US Government before the release of the fund payment worth US$45M Dollars to you OK?
Thirdly, note that the reason why you are required to send the $195.00 dollars to Africa Nigeria is because the public notary officer is presently there on assignment and will prepare the agreement (MOU) as soon he receive the money without delay so that we can proceed on this transaction accordling OK?
Finally, i reattached here again my International passport photo page and also my official working ID Card for your personal record and strongly advise that you keep these documents strictly confidential to avoid identity thieves by impostors OK?
I hope the above details explanation and information have given a clear and direct answer to your questions while i look forward to have all the required
information as stated in my previous mail.
God bless us
Yours trusted friend
Dr.Kevin Bronski
Director Security Personnel
Tel+ 1 REDACTED
Reference to your mail , firstly , sincerely and honestly note that the fund worth US$45M Dollars was made beneficiary to you by a philanthropist who refuse to disclose his details do to the nature of his humanitarian works.
Further note that the instruction from the philanthropist is that you should make sure that the less privilege once , the affected families from hurricanes,Tornado victims, Fraud victims and also all churches within your region benefit from the fund and you should take for yourselves for the humanitarian work well done 30% OK?
Secondly, kindly note that my Sister-in-Law is only giving you support in order to stand for you as a guarantor so that her associate broker can finance this transaction for you by providing the fee to obtain all the legal backup documents required by the US Government before the release of the fund payment worth US$45M Dollars to you OK?
Thirdly, note that the reason why you are required to send the $195.00 dollars to Africa Nigeria is because the public notary officer is presently there on assignment and will prepare the agreement (MOU) as soon he receive the money without delay so that we can proceed on this transaction accordling OK?
Finally, i reattached here again my International passport photo page and also my official working ID Card for your personal record and strongly advise that you keep these documents strictly confidential to avoid identity thieves by impostors OK?
I hope the above details explanation and information have given a clear and direct answer to your questions while i look forward to have all the required
information as stated in my previous mail.
God bless us
Yours trusted friend
Dr.Kevin Bronski
Director Security Personnel
Tel+ 1 REDACTED
Malcolm continues with the parody of Bronski's style and the snark. The comment about Christopher Nolan is a reference to his film Memento.
Dr Bronski
Starting at the end may have worked for Christopher Nolan, but it ain't for me, OK? Did you really expect me to agree to participate in what you're proposing without knowing everything about it, OK? Please be serious about this, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds
That seems to have shocked Dr Bronski, as he took a few days to respond, and forgot his signature block.
Starting at the end may have worked for Christopher Nolan, but it ain't for me, OK? Did you really expect me to agree to participate in what you're proposing without knowing everything about it, OK? Please be serious about this, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds
That seems to have shocked Dr Bronski, as he took a few days to respond, and forgot his signature block.
28 November
Look Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Reference to my previous mail, note that everything i stated is nothing bu the real truth of the matter and i urge you to forward to me the required information id you are serious for us to complete this project OK?
I hope you are made clear ??
Dr. Branco
Reference to my previous mail, note that everything i stated is nothing bu the real truth of the matter and i urge you to forward to me the required information id you are serious for us to complete this project OK?
I hope you are made clear ??
Dr. Branco
Mal dials up the snark (emphasis in original).
Dr Bronski
Let me break this down for you, OK?
There's a man about whom I know very little who just told me that a nameless man has left me a fortune for reasons not given, and that his sister-in-law, about whom I know even less, is apparently going to pay for undefined fees, though I'm to send money to another man I don't know to pay for an MOU that I supposedly asked for but never did ask for... there are too many negatives in this whole situation, OK?
And WRT that MOU - since I never asked for it, despite you claiming that I did, that means that your claim that "everything i stated is nothing bu the real truth of the matter" can't be true, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds
Let me break this down for you, OK?
There's a man about whom I know very little who just told me that a nameless man has left me a fortune for reasons not given, and that his sister-in-law, about whom I know even less, is apparently going to pay for undefined fees, though I'm to send money to another man I don't know to pay for an MOU that I supposedly asked for but never did ask for... there are too many negatives in this whole situation, OK?
And WRT that MOU - since I never asked for it, despite you claiming that I did, that means that your claim that "everything i stated is nothing bu the real truth of the matter" can't be true, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds
Bronski goes minimalist...
28 November
Dear Malcolm Reynolds ,
Reference to your mail, could you let me know if you are interested to proceed or not
Dr. Bronski
Reference to your mail, could you let me know if you are interested to proceed or not
Dr. Bronski
Dr Bronski
I can't answer that without full disclosure, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds
28 November
I can't answer that without full disclosure, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds
28 November
Dear Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Reference to your mail, note that it is very important you state it without delay because i have known to you all you suppose to know about the fund worth US$45M Dollars which is on your name OK?
So, let me know your decision as quickly as possible.
Best regards
Dr. Bronski
Reference to your mail, note that it is very important you state it without delay because i have known to you all you suppose to know about the fund worth US$45M Dollars which is on your name OK?
So, let me know your decision as quickly as possible.
Best regards
Dr. Bronski
Mal is not satisfied.
Dr Bronski
I can't answer that without full disclosure, OK? For example, "the fund worth US$45M Dollars was made beneficiary to you by a philanthropist who refuse to disclose his details do to the nature of his humanitarian works" - I need to know the man's name and background, and I won't take no for an answer, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds
I can't answer that without full disclosure, OK? For example, "the fund worth US$45M Dollars was made beneficiary to you by a philanthropist who refuse to disclose his details do to the nature of his humanitarian works" - I need to know the man's name and background, and I won't take no for an answer, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds
Bronski not only gets Mal's name wrong, but forgets to sign his own name.
1 December
Dear Malcolm Raynolds,
Reference to your mail request which was made known to the philanthropist, below are the details of the philanthropist as he have given us the right to disclose his details to you.
Name : Chuck Feeney
Born Charles Francis Feeney
April 23, 1931 (age 88)
Elizabeth, New Jersey, U.S.
Citizenship Ireland
United States
Alma mater St. Mary of the Assumption High School
Cornell University
Occupation Founder of The Atlantic Philanthropies
Spouse(s) Danielle J. Feeney (divorced)
Helga Feeney
Children 5
You can read more about the philanthropist through the website:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Feeney.
I hope the above information is made clear while i wait for your
immediate response to enable me give you further directives.
Best regards
Tel+ 1 REDACTED
Dr Bronski
Progress at last! That still doesn't excuse how you handled this matter in the wrong way. Why did you do that?
Additional; you wrote this - "you should make sure that... all churches
within your region benefit from the fund" - something you need to know; I will not support churches, or any religious institutions, in any way. In my opinion and experience, they are either crutches for the weak-minded, or instruments of social control.
Malcolm Reynolds
Reference to your mail request which was made known to the philanthropist, below are the details of the philanthropist as he have given us the right to disclose his details to you.
Name : Chuck Feeney
Born Charles Francis Feeney
April 23, 1931 (age 88)
Elizabeth, New Jersey, U.S.
Citizenship Ireland
United States
Alma mater St. Mary of the Assumption High School
Cornell University
Occupation Founder of The Atlantic Philanthropies
Spouse(s) Danielle J. Feeney (divorced)
Helga Feeney
Children 5
You can read more about the philanthropist through the website:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Feeney.
I hope the above information is made clear while i wait for your
immediate response to enable me give you further directives.
Best regards
Tel+ 1 REDACTED
Dr Bronski
Progress at last! That still doesn't excuse how you handled this matter in the wrong way. Why did you do that?
Additional; you wrote this - "you should make sure that... all churches
within your region benefit from the fund" - something you need to know; I will not support churches, or any religious institutions, in any way. In my opinion and experience, they are either crutches for the weak-minded, or instruments of social control.
Malcolm Reynolds
Bronski tries to move things along with some emotional blackmail...
3 December
Dear Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Reference to your mail, could you let me know in what wrong way did i handle this matter
But sorry to inform you that my lovely wife was involved in an unforeseen crucial car accident and now laying in the hospital struggling with her life as the doctor confirm that you must undergo a brain surgery in order to save her life OK?
However, kindly note that the unforeseen incident has taken all my available money and i am still running around to look for more money urgently base on the doctor advise to enable carry out the brain surgery in order to save my lovely wife life OK?
I attached here my lovely wife photos why laying in the hospital for your preview and records too .
In this regards, kindly note that there is an urgent need for us to complete this project as quickly as possible so that you can support me with some money to save my lovely wife life .
Waiting urgently for you
Dr. Bronski
Reference to your mail, could you let me know in what wrong way did i handle this matter
But sorry to inform you that my lovely wife was involved in an unforeseen crucial car accident and now laying in the hospital struggling with her life as the doctor confirm that you must undergo a brain surgery in order to save her life OK?
However, kindly note that the unforeseen incident has taken all my available money and i am still running around to look for more money urgently base on the doctor advise to enable carry out the brain surgery in order to save my lovely wife life OK?
I attached here my lovely wife photos why laying in the hospital for your preview and records too .
In this regards, kindly note that there is an urgent need for us to complete this project as quickly as possible so that you can support me with some money to save my lovely wife life .
Waiting urgently for you
Dr. Bronski
But Mal ain't buying it.
Dr Bronski
Fuck the project. If you really care about your wife, look after her. Hell, if your gorram sister-in-law can stump up nearly 30K for this project, she can use that to help save your lovely wife.
Malcolm Reynolds
Fuck the project. If you really care about your wife, look after her. Hell, if your gorram sister-in-law can stump up nearly 30K for this project, she can use that to help save your lovely wife.
Malcolm Reynolds
That seems to have broken Dr Bronski, because he gave up.
Thanks for reading.
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