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Post by Yastreb on May 18, 2023 10:09:58 GMT
Lads seem to take religion very seriously, and often sincerely, though they are quite willing to use it to manipulate victims. There are plenty of examples of that from Live Streams. Bait long enough, and you'll see it first hand.
Most Lads who use religion tend to be Christian, although there are Muslim scammers also, and one thing they have in common is that they often don't quite get the idea of not having religion, especially atheism.
The scammer's emails are date-stamped; names have been changed. My comments are in bold.
16 May Hi friend
I am pleased to find you. My name is Mrs.bojinka surata ,I'd like to be your friend .I have something urgent and important to disclose to you about myself,You'll sure like me
Kindly contact me on REDACTED
Mrs Surata
You have my attention. Please disclose at your discretion.
Malcolm Reynolds
"You'll sure like me," she said. Which one of her? She has two identities!
17 May Hi my dear,
I am Mrs.bojinka surata from the nigeria.
When my deceased husband was alive, we deposited $50.million in a bank in America .
I am currently hospitalized where i am being treated for esophageal cancer. Please,
I want you to get these funds from the bank. And use this money to support the poor, orphanages, widows and charities.
contact me through my private email address
Contact me on my private email: REDACTED
I wait for your kind reply
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Hi my dear,
I am Mrs. Mrs.bojinka surata from zealand .
When my deceased husband was alive, we deposited $50.million in a JPMorgan Chase & Co Investment banking company in America .
I am currently hospitalized where i am being treated for esophageal cancer. Please, I want you to get these funds from the bank. And use this money to support the poor, orphanages, widows and charities.
contact me through my private email address
Contact me on my private email: REDACTED
I wait for your kind reply through this email: REDACTED
Thanks and kind Regards.
And now, the big guns!
17 May Hello, With Due Respect,
I bring peace and love to you. It is by the grace of god, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of gods mercy and glory upon my life. My dear, I sent this mail praying it will found you in a good condition of health, since I myself are in a very critical health condition in which I sleep every night without knowing if I may be alive to see the next day.
I am Mrs.bojinka surata , a widow suffering from long time illness. I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of (fifty
Million Dollars) $50,000,000.00 (USD, US Dollars)
my Doctor told me recently that I have serious sickness which is cancer problem. What disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to a good person that will utilize it the way i am going to instruct herein. I need a very honest and God fearing person who can
claim this money and use it for Charity works, for orphanages and gives justice and help to the poor, needy and widows says The Lord." Jeremiah 22:15-16." and also build schools for less privilege that will be named after my late husband if possible and to promote the
word of god and the effort that the house of god is maintained.
I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. That's why I'm taking this decision. I'm not afraid of death, so I know where I'm going. I accept this decision because I do not have any child who will inherit this money after I die. Please I want your sincerely and urgent answer to know if you will be able to execute this project, and I will give you more information on how the fund will be transferred to your bank account. May the grace, peace,
love and the truth in the Word of god be with you and all those that you love and care for.
Kindly get back to me as soon as possible.
I wasn't in a good mood at the time (thanks to a nasty head cold and several nights of bad sleep thereby), so I chose to send down a curve ball (or bowl a googly).
Mrs Surata
I can't help you. I'm an atheist.
Malcolm Reynolds
That took the wind from her sails!
17 May okay sir
I then chose to taunt the Lad a little bit.
Mrs Surata
I'm glad you understand. I wish you well. May your passing be peaceful.
Malcolm Reynolds
17 May Thank i appreciate your pray have find some else may God bless u i was as to contact you by your pactor in church
Mrs Surata
Um, noted, but I'm not sure exactly what you said there. Are you saying you want me to find someone to take my place in this? And again, I don't have a pastor in church; atheists don't have churches.
Malcolm Reynolds
18 May yes i want you to help me to find someone to claim this funds and...very honest and God fearing person who can claim this money and use it for Charity works, for orphanages and gives justice and help to the poor
OK then... anyone up for the challenge? Let me know!
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Post by Gualtiero Verdi on May 18, 2023 13:17:57 GMT
Sounds like a cool one. Might be intresting to ask her if she is from "the Nigeria" or NZ.
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Post by Frazzle on May 21, 2023 17:29:22 GMT
Thanks for the invite Yastreb always fun to co bait.... Reverend Wilkenson introduces himself.... |
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Post by Yastreb on May 21, 2023 23:36:16 GMT
Just adding the last messages twixt Mal and the scammer...
Mrs Surata
I'll try, but no promises.
Malcolm Reynolds
19 May i will appreciate your concern may God bless you help me out i don't want to lost this funds in hand of banks
And finally...
Mrs Surata
I've found someone who's willing to help you. Watch out for a message from Reverend Father Wilkinson.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Frazzle on May 22, 2023 15:38:31 GMT
Of course Wilkenson got a reply, to no one's surprise a scripted email.... Reverent Wilkenson sets the stage...
Our idiot replies with surprise surprise yet another form letter...we have a script parrot 5/23/23 am
Rev Lenny reaches back out to the widow for clarification (it is clear the idiot is not reading replies and just sending scripted emails....
The good reverend also optimistically reaches out to his old Marine friend....
Mal clarifies his position to the good reverend....
Reverend Lenny will leave that lay for now as he takes issue with the dying widow...
Surprise surprise another scripted email.....
If the dying widow and the lawyer are the same idiot this may end up being a tedious bait. Rev Lenny will contact the idiot lawyer later ..... |
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Post by Frazzle on May 27, 2023 18:38:38 GMT
Rev Lenny has been trying to contact the idiot lawyer (rev lenny is old school prefers a phone conversation, there is a phone number, but it is only for show....)
Wait a minute she hasn't recommended me to the barrister yet? WTF? (i missed that before I sent my reply...but ok) I guess Reverend Lenny now needs to contact the barrister of course it is Saturday and Rev Lenny is old, preparing for tomorrows sermon and assumes its the weekend....two hours after the above exchange our dying widow sends this Lenny replies |
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Post by Yastreb on May 28, 2023 4:12:36 GMT
Something I should have posted a few days ago (IRL distractions)... The emphasis is as per the original.
23 May Mr Malcolm should I trust your friend Mr Lenny with my Inheritance fund hope he will carry out my last wish, please get back to me sir
Mrs Surata
You could trust Reverend Wilkinson with your life.
Just make sure you call him "Reverend Wilkerson", not "Mr Lenny". He's a stickler for that.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on May 31, 2023 4:32:26 GMT
Seems the scammer doesn't like the Reverend for some reason!
30 May sir can you help me find someone else to carry out this project I think Mr Wilkinson is too old to carry out this project please
Mal is surprised!
Mrs Surata
What do you mean? What does age have to do with this? He's capable and trustworthy.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Frazzle on Jun 10, 2023 20:50:58 GMT
Reverend Lenny spoke briefly with the barrister kept the dying widow updated. The Barrister was out of the country for 2 weeks and was expected back this week (the week of June 12th)...Reverend Lenny being the proactive type reaches out to the dying widow ... To Reverend Lenny's surprise he discovers the old bag is still alive.... The reverend is reassuring and Reverend Lenny gets a surprise reply.... Reverend Lenny is a stickler for proper communication Well the sister is trying to play Let's try something She replied almost immediately and was not happy I suggested this.... Well Reverend Lenny has a little different idea. He decides since the lady is dying she does not have time to handle all of this...so he reaches out to the first lawyer to streamline the process.
Reverend Lenny follows this phonecall up with an email to Phil Bellhawen Barrister Banks and the dying widow are in CC
Gotta keep this idiot on the hook...that kind of explosiveness has the potential to be comedy gold |
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Post by Frazzle on Jun 15, 2023 17:11:15 GMT
OK so to catch us all up...lots of mundane back and forth with the dying widow, the barrister, the new barrister, the old barrister, and such. So yesterday (6/14/23) The first Barrister decides he will take the case after all. Capt Reynolds calls our idiot in essence to tell him to get his shit together and do his job....
Well the dying widow authorized the first barrister to resume the case but of course Reverend Lenny is confused.....so he reaches out to his trusted attorney Mr Phil Bellhaven (yes that's right the smut merchant we all know and love is also a member of the bar)....but we have a problem. For some reason Mr Bellhaven sounds exactly like Reverend Lenny so he has asked his legal partner and Mr Kowalski to handle the case Listen to Mr Kowalski introduces himself to the barrister here
After that call the idiot reaches back out to Reverent Lenny......
Of course Reverend Lenny just forwarded this to his attorney to handle ...
Let the games begin
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Post by sheltontodd on Jun 15, 2023 17:23:50 GMT
From
Bob
To
ERIC
Bob the lawyer introduces himself.
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Dear Eric K. Banks,
It was a something of a burden to chat with you yesterday. Again, since you seem to suffer from ear wax build up, I am Bob Kowalski, attorney at law in Portland, Oregon. My photo and business card are attached.
I am Phil Bellhaven's old friend. We attended law school together. We're old drinking buddies from our undergraduate days, and that is where we decided we would become lawyers, open a practice, and make boat loads of money by pushing the boundaries of the law.
Our practice is focused on business law, particularly with an emphasis on transactions between Africa and the United States. Phil and I believe that the future of business and the world is in the relationship between the United States and Africa.
It's an emphasis with many hassles, mostly due to dealing with business partners whose heads are filled with jelly between the ears. And this is where you come to mind.
Now, may your pea sized brain recall the Reverend's oil deal from at least five years ago. My keen legal acumen helped the Reverend to realize over $5 million in profit. That was untaxed profit, too, as no authorities knew about it.
The Reverend is an old mugu who has lots more funds than that. His money is in accounts tied to his church, ministry, saloon, whorehouse (ashawos!), auto dealership, and amusement park.
Phil never told you about these assets and income because he believed that you couldn't comprehend or appreciate the enormity of the the mugu's wealth. I suspect that's true.
Nonetheless, there is business to be done. You and I will prosper.
I have FULL power of attorney over the reverend's assets. I make all payments. I control all funds. WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS? DO I NEED TO REPEAT THIS?
On our side of this process, we have done and will do everything to assure the Reverend that his money is in good hands, that your fees are legitimate and reasonable, and that you have some intellectual capacity to conduct the deal.
Please, go ahead and consult the good Sister and execute your plans accordingly. Keep me apprised.
I will have set up a bank account and will send these details when I am ready. Since you have the attention span of a gnat, I have attached my business card and photo. AGAIN.
REQUIRED OF YOU: 3 bank accounts in your locale. No Bitcoin transactions. Your photo identification.
We shall split the money. As the funds go into the three accounts, the transaction will become LEGAL and avoid any scrutiny from the authorities.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?
Let me remind you once again. Do not rush to reply, but let your grey matter digest the facts, if possible. DO NOT REPLY UNTIL YOU HAVE ESTABLISHED THE REQUIRED.
Kind regards,
Bob
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Post by sheltontodd on Jun 16, 2023 19:34:13 GMT
Barrister Banks is thick between the ears.
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"Lawyer" Banks,
You seem to have a problem with comprehension, a problem that's most often found in those who have only reached the village level of education. Come down from your mountain village and learn the ways of sophistication.
Now, I will not be sending you my "state ID." In fact I have not received even the simplest form of ID from you. Act now, you lazy sod. Send your goddamn ID.
Let your chowder filled head recall some of the basics.
We shall split the money 50/50. I will require three bank accounts from you so that the money can be spread around so as to not arouse suspicion. The money will be paid out officially to you as a consultant---as billable hours, bi weekly.
You will send the "fees" to the Reverend, he will forward them to me, I will review and approve them, payouts will be made in accordance with the schedule above. This is non negotiable.
The Reverend has approved the fees, and my staff is processing the payment from his estate's money market account.
Since you have the attention span of an ant, I remind you that I have full power of attorney over ALL of the Reverend's assets. I control the flow, so to speak.
What. Do. You. Not. Understand.
I'm not using your Nigerian number. If you will not accept calls to your American number, I can piss at you back and forth by email. This suits me just fine.
Ultimately, the Reverend is just a foolish old mugu, and I could tell him he is buying another house of ashawos. This is all 419, my friend. Mek we do business or I take the money and go play. When I chop the Reverend's dollar, I chop yours.
Deal.
Bob
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Post by Gualtiero Verdi on Jun 16, 2023 20:06:48 GMT
Great job guys! What are you going to bring him to do? 🙂
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Post by sheltontodd on Jun 16, 2023 20:52:39 GMT
After receiving several curt demands, I fired a shot across the barrister's bow.
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Barrister,
There is a failure to communicate, and this has been traced to a burned circuit on your end.
I am a huge proponent for the reform of education standards. And you are clearly the poster boy for those reforms. All this blather about diversity, equity, and inclusion, and you still make a mockery of basic reading comprehension.
These are the conditions:
I will not call you on your Nigerian number.
I will not text you.
I will not supply you with a bank account.
Supply me with three separate bank accounts.
Supply me with your photo ID.
And yet you have failed to fulfill any of these. How do you even remember to wipe after you have shat the remains of the morning's garri?
The Reverend assured me I was dealing with someone competent. I could believe that is true if you are a serial masturbator.
I am clearly dealing with a cafe boi. If you are too distracted and playing with your shmeckle and cannot handle the basics of a business transaction, please have your guy man or oga get in touch with me.
You are not without skills, and I've come to realize that you are well qualified to staff a position in the Reverend's ashawo house. However, all positions are filled at this time. I will be more than happy to retain your curriculum vitae for future employment.
And if you prove to be unsuitable for this position, I am certain the good Sister Sujata has plenty of skills and would gladly step into the role.
It's all about making money.
Bob
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Post by sheltontodd on Jun 17, 2023 12:46:27 GMT
Was it something I said? I've earned my first thunder fire.
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Thunder fire 🔥 your generation u dey crazy ogun killing u there
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Post by stellabella on Jun 17, 2023 14:31:36 GMT
^^ it must have been the passing comment of a position in the ashawo house  .
Sadly you didn't mention how highly valued a cleaning toilets position is to a smooth running knock shop!
I hope you can reign him back in though, it's been fun reading your contributions.
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Post by sheltontodd on Jun 20, 2023 14:16:33 GMT
Barrister Banks has been sending emails to the Reverend. He has not contacted Bob the lawyer, as he is trying to cut out Bob. The all knowing Bob takes Banks to task. If all goes right, we may get significant information on a mule.
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Barrister Banks,
As each day passes, I am more convinced that your skills are only suitable for certain tasks. Porter, door man, and toilet cleaner/attendant are prime possibilities.
Even then, you would struggle to achieve any level of accomplishment, casting me back into doubt and regret.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEALING WITH ME.
All. Dealings. With. The. Reverend. Go. Through. Me.
I think all the yam stuffed between your ears is affecting you. Consider a full lobotomy.
I have been trying to sort through a series of confused emails from the Reverend, and it appears that you are trying to conduct this deal without my knowledge.
During this time you have been silent, the deal has become more confused than ever. OK, so you shat your pants and you expect me to clean up your smelly, turd laden mess? Eat some prunes. They work wonders. I will send you a pack of adult diapers.
Communicate with me and me alone, Barrister. Otherwise nothing will get done. You won't see a penny. Get this through your thick skull.
Now, regarding the bank account details you sent. The details about the account owner's full address and city/state are missing. I will not proceed without these details.
I need two more accounts. What part do you not understand?
Stop masturbating and provide this missing information. Stop confusing the Reverend. Get off your fat ass and do your job.
BTW, a position has opened in the Reverend's ashawo house. The Reverend's cut is 95%. Your 5% will be the first wages that you have earned honestly. You will be the oga of your village. You will have accomplished something of value and societal benefit for the first time in your life. I could almost be proud of you.
OK. Enough of the pleasantries. Enough of your fuckery.
Send me the missing details. I expect to get this deal done.
Bob
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Post by Frazzle on Jun 21, 2023 18:10:40 GMT
Well this idiot is not wanting to play ball....
He sent the Reverend Lenny a plethora of emails today that had lenny confused....
The reverend was concerned for this man, he is talking in tongues....not making sense....so the reverend called him....
Can you believe Reverend Lenny praises God with that mouth?  Reverend Lenny to Mr Kowalski...of course our idiot in CC Now excuse me while I get with Phil to get Charles paid a royalty for the use of his photos.....
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Post by sheltontodd on Jun 21, 2023 18:38:11 GMT
Here's what pissed off the barrister before the Reverend called him.
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Barrister,
I hedged my concerns about you and called my betting agent in Las Vegas. I bet that you would shit the bed and fail to conclude this transaction. I won.
You. Never. Fail. Me. Barrister.
I am $100,000 wealthier, thanks to your idiocy and the generous odds makers in Vegas. This money is so much better and more profitable than the funds provided by your services as an ashawo.
There's something about inexperienced village boys who are too busy playing with their small pee pees. They cannot do the basic tasks of a man and are only qualified to be an ashawo. You are one such village boy.
I now suspect that your ability to clean a toilet is substandard.The Reverend's ashawo house has minimum productivity goals, and you would certainly fail to meet those. (I will be betting these repeatedly in Vegas.)
Tell me, are the qualifications of a barrister in Nigeria so low that one cannot distinguish between an unproductive ashawo and a minister?
There are expectations in this world, and I do not know what world you live in. If you continue to shit the bed, you will find yourself back in the bush, where there are no beds to shit upon.
Pull your head out of your ass. Provide me with an invoice, and the transaction will be complete. You have also failed to provide your picture identification. Provide that, too.
Have you forgotten that I control all of the Reverend's assets?
Swearing upon the grave of your useless father,
Bob
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Post by CerveloS5 on Jun 21, 2023 20:58:44 GMT
Frazzle, that call was really painful to listen to and it's quite remarkable, how long you stayed with him on the phone. This scammer seems to operate only with the lizard part of his brain and I could almost feel fisthand, your total frustration with him.
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x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin) 
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