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Post by Yastreb on Jun 27, 2023 12:46:31 GMT
Some scammers should never have been allowed near a laptop, because they have no idea and no brains. Here's a classic example.
The scammer's emails are date-stamped and time-stamped; his name has been changed. My comments are in bold.
27 June 1829 AEST
Hello daddy
I am favor makoko from Sudan 20year old boy, I just arrive in Ghana with my late father two consignment boxes which contain, one of boxes contain $14millions dollars why the other one contain raw gold, And the money is clean and spendable cash.
I was in Ghana refugees cap, the suffer in the Ghana refugee cap was too much then i run to Togo,and presently now am back in Ghana because of the consignment boxes.
Sir i want you to help me to received the funds and the gold so that i can come over to your country forward my education as soon as the funds is being transfer to your country.
Sir the only problem now the costume officer seize the two consignment boxes because of air port clearance certificate, So if you have any body in Ghana that you can send to help me to claim the consignment boxes from the custom officers i will be very happy, And please remember send are honest person and also a reliable someone.
The keys to the boxes are with me and all the Documentation of the boxes are inside the boxes, So please Sir i need your help my money is clean and spendable cash, As soon as the boxes is be claim the funds and the gold will being transfer to you immediately without any further delay.
Thank You and God Bless you and Your Family as you are trying to help Africa refugees.
Am Waiting to hear from you
best regards
Favor makoko
+233REDACTED
Mr Makoko
I've never helped African refugees. Who told you I had?
Malcolm Reynolds
27 June 1947 AEST I just want you to help claim my boxes and invest it in a good business
Best regards
Favor makoko
Mr Makoko
You're too busy nattering on the phone to talk to me, despite what you said. But hey, that's no surprise.
Malcolm Reynolds
I got through to "Favor", and what a train wreck he turned out to be! Pushy, arrogant, and totally out of his depth, he got the rough edge of Mal's temper.
27 June 2115 AEST Dear sir,
Look to my help and Grant it.
Best regards
Favor makoko
Mr Makoko
I told you; give me a reason to help you.
A GOOD reason.
Malcolm Reynolds
Will there be more? We'll see!
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Post by MildredPierce on Jun 28, 2023 0:01:38 GMT
The stupidity of the scammer made it very difficult to listen to this.
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 28, 2023 3:50:16 GMT
Well, guess what; he gave a really stupid reason.
27 June It increases life satisfaction, gives sense of meaning, increases power emotions, increases our mood and reduces stress. It can help to eliminate our worries from our minds too. In short, helping others enhances happiness so do good if you want to feel
Mal didn't think much of that reason.
Mr Makoko
Helping an arrogant entitled brat is not going to give me satisfaction. Helping someone who actually needs help is what I do.
Malcolm Reynolds
28 June Dear sir,
I need help help me
I'll give him a hope spot.*
Mr Makoko
Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that I do agree to help you. What would I be doing? And what would it involve? I want everything spelled out in full.
Malcolm Reynolds
* A character is about to face utter defeat. Suddenly, he finds a glimmer of hope, a reservoir for strength, a possible way out, a ray of light, a Forgotten Superweapon or what have you… only for it to be crushed by the bad guys/good guys returning in force.
(From TV Tropes)
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 2, 2023 5:34:09 GMT
Did Favour actually spell everything out in full? Of course not. He focussed on what's important... to him
28 June Dear sir,
Thanks for your reply
What you have to do just to send the $500 to the custom officer for the release of my boxes that is clearance fees.
It involve $500 only to release the 2 consignment boxes.
The fees can be send via Western Union or money Gram ria money transfer in my next message I will send you the details.
Best regards
Favour makoko
+233REDACTED
Mal's reply was restrained (emphasis in original).
Mr Makoko
I said I want everything spelled out in full. You haven't done that. Do it.
Malcolm Reynolds
28 June Dear sir,
Thanks for your reply
What you have to do just to send the $500 to the custom officer for the release of my boxes that is clearance fees.
It involve $500 only to release the 2 consignment boxes.
The fees can be send via Western Union or money Gram ria money transfer in my next message I will send you the details.
Here are the details.
First Name Kwame
Surname Appiah. Western Union or Ria money transfer only
Once transfer send me the payment slip thanks
Best regards
Favor moholo
+233REDACTED
I thought it was time to make another call (or in this case, two).
And Mal had had enough.
I'm not sending any money.
You are too fucking stupid to be worth saving.
Fuck you, asshole.
28 June Please help me
I decided that a better class of insult was in order.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Oddly enough, a Monty Python taunt seemed to hurt him more!
29 June Dear sir
Help me what have I done to you stop insulting me.
29 June
Dear sir,
Please don't look to my world but look to my help
Best regards
Favour makoko
Mr Makoko
Now here's a strange thing; over the past three days I've received no fewer than four different appeals from wealthy Sudanese refugees with trunk boxes of cash and gold who need my help to get their boxes out of either a security company or a customs warehouse, and want me to be their beneficiaries.
Malcolm Reynolds
Favour took that more calmly than I expected.
1 July Dear sir,
It depends on you if you want to help it is left for you.
Best regards
Favour makoko
Mr Makoko
Here's the thing; why should I help you and not one or more of these other refugees?
Malcolm Reynolds
1 July Dear sir,
You are free to help anybody you want
Favour makoko
Mr Makoko
I don't need you to tell me that.
Malcolm Reynolds
2 July Sorry sir thanks
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 2, 2023 12:49:42 GMT
He's back!
26 July Hello daddy
I am favor makoko from Sudan 20year old boy, I just arrive in Ghana with my late father two consignment boxes which contain, one of boxes contain $14millions dollars why the other one contain raw gold, And the money is clean and spendable cash.
I was in Ghana refugees cap, the suffer in the Ghana refugee cap was too much then i run to Togo,and presently now am back in Ghana because of the consignment boxes.
Sir i want you to help me to received the funds and the gold so that i can come over to your country forward my education as soon as the funds is being transfer to your country.
Sir the only problem now the costume officer seize the two consignment boxes because of air port clearance certificate, So if you have any body in Ghana that you can send to help me to claim the consignment boxes from the custom officers i will be very happy, And please remember send are honest person and also a reliable someone.
The keys to the boxes are with me and all the Documentation of the boxes are inside the boxes, So please Sir i need your help my money is clean and spendable cash, As soon as the boxes is be claim the funds and the gold will being transfer to you immediately without any further delay.
Thank You and God Bless you and Your Family as you are trying to help Africa refugees.
Am Waiting to hear from you
best regards
Favor makoko
+233REDACTED
Mal doesn't take that well.
Mr Makoko
I told you to never call me daddy.
I also told you that you ain't a boy, you're an adult.
And why are you starting this all over again?
Malcolm Reynolds
And the pleading begins again...
27 July Dear sir,
Ok I understand forgive me
Please try to see for my help
Best regards
Favor makoko
+233REDACTED
Mr Makoko
This ain't your first rodeo, you know. You never told me why you should get help ahead of other refugees. Here's your chance.
Malcolm Reynolds
28 July Dear sir,
After you help me then you can help other refugee.
Best regards
Favor makoko
That wasn't a good answer.
Mr Makoko
I don't want to help the other refugees, because they're all spoiled brats and nancy-boys who seem to think I'm after young black ass.
Just like you, in fact.
Malcolm Reynolds
This is no improvement.
30 July Dear sir,
Kindly look to my help
Favor makoko
Mr Makoko
I don't want to help a spoiled brat and nancy-boy who thinks I'm after young black ass.
Malcolm Reynolds
Will that be enough to break him?
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Aug 2, 2023 13:49:31 GMT
27 June
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Post by LittleBrat on Aug 2, 2023 14:24:22 GMT
^^^^ well i want EVERYONE to feel good about themselves, so inbox me for my bank donations details, NOT only will you feel good, i too will feel fantastic! And isn't that what life's all about, Being happy? The MORE you GIVE me, the so much happier you will be, I PROMISE!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 4, 2023 10:13:57 GMT
Favor's turned into a beggar.
2 August Dear sir,
Sorry forgive me and Grant me help
Best regards
Favor makoko
But I have to ask...
Mr Makoko
What exactly am I forgiving you for?
Malcolm Reynolds
I'm not expecting much from him.
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Post by Kentucky Fried Scambaits on Aug 5, 2023 0:21:36 GMT
I felt myself losing braincells listening to this scammer talk. Seems like you know more about his scam than he did.
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 6, 2023 7:58:17 GMT
What has Favour done wrong?
5 August Dear sir,
Because you said the way I talk to you is not ok
Favor makoko
That's not the right answer!
Mr Makoko
It's not the way you talk, Bubba-Louie, it's what you think I am, and that's just wrong on so many levels.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 13, 2023 11:29:57 GMT
Favor ain't letting go!
7 August Sir
When are you helping me?
What do you mean, "when"?
9 August Dear sir
I need the fees to enable the release of my consignment boxes
Best regard
Favor makoko
Mr Makoko
I didn't ask that question.
Malcolm Reynolds
10 August Dear sir,
Why are you still delaying my help to pay the needed fees for the release of my boxes
Favor makoko
I owe him an answer.
Mr Makoko
I don't want to help a spoiled brat and nancy-boy who thinks I'm after young black ass.
Malcolm Reynolds
11 August Thank you sir
Mr Moholo
That's fine, just as long as you understand what I said.
Malcolm Reynolds
13 August Hello sir,
If you want to help me help me if you don't want it is left for you
Maybe something simple is called for.
I DON'T WANT TO HELP YOU!
Is that clear enough?
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Post by CerveloS5 on Aug 13, 2023 15:48:06 GMT
Come on Yastreb, bait him, for a change. He's asking so nicely too. |
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x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin) 
