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Post by trollhunter on Oct 23, 2023 17:01:35 GMT
Scammers lie but it is good to know our beautiful couple are broke. Probably proves that he got all the pyramid work etc done on credit and the promise of a big pay day. Returning to his village empty handed will be causing him endless stress now
On the subject of the pyramid….. is it too late for him to take out a mortgage on that fine monument?
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Post by Admin on Oct 23, 2023 18:06:40 GMT
Without fail, the scammers all plead poverty about small purchases such as a meal. Then, miraculously, they have money for extra lodging, return fares, and phone time (when applicable).
They should use the money for their return to eat and lodge. It will be repaid by Joojoo in due course as the company will want a 5-star review.
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Post by Linoline on Oct 23, 2023 19:28:24 GMT
15:57 Jonas
19:46 Jonas
20:24 Sister Dave
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Oct 23, 2023 20:04:21 GMT
Congratulations on another (just beginning!) safari on another very productive bait. Your masterful skill and great experience is on display once again. Were it not for the proven format, the perfect planning and flawless execution of the bait, he could not have been pushed past that resistance. This guy is a bad person, but I do not think he is a natural fool. Yet you made him your mumu and possibly Joojoo's pleasure toy, Inshallah. Maybe JooJoo could bring the dead goat for them to eat? Maybe a subtle reference to Joojoo taking the dead goat could be worked into his emails. Like if he was eating "THE FRESH GOAT ASUN VERY SPISY" or "FRESH ISI EWU" instead of "SOME CHEECKEN WIT RICE" www.africanbites.com/asun-spicy-roast-goat/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isi_ewu then As was predicted, at the first hint of a problem he remembered sister Dave. Was she not his wife just a few hours ago? Did they divorce due to the stress of the safari, but decided to stay friends? |
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 23, 2023 20:53:50 GMT
“I’m going to have to stay up all night waiting for my package”
That is a beautiful sentence. Just poetry, brings a tear to my eye….. I was so worried he would return to Lagos but I really think he is totally skint and out of friends.
Previous, younger scammers, have been bailed out by parents at this point but this POS is out of credit in his community he is financially, physically and socially stranded.
Is there an icon for a scammer impaled on his own, very sharp, pyramid?
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Post by Birlic on Oct 23, 2023 21:23:47 GMT
A short recap of the evening... LOL, what suffering!  17.17 - Akwode to Jonas, inviting the idiot to come to Bohicon. Jonas: === Few minutes later, Jonas writes another message to Akwode... he's very sad. 18.11 - Our imbecile, to Akwode... 18.13 - Jonas to Akwode, another sad message: === 18.18 - Jonas to Akwode... It seems that the taxi driver wants to be paid. Jonas to Joojoo.. .the same "subject". === 18.41 - Extremely frustrated and angry, Jonas writes to Cliff... It seems to be a wonderful night in Benin... I hope it will be a clear sky and the stars will shine in the sky.  === 19.05 - Joojoo is already drunk, drugged and spent money on prostitutes... I'm sure Jonas will appreciate it all. 19.21 - Jonas to Joojoo... he's sad & frustrated. ===
22.07 - Just for our fun... Akwode to our imbecile: I don't know why, but I am convinced that Mrs. Scammer scolds Jonas very loudly and reproaches him for everything that happened today. |
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Post by Yastreb on Oct 23, 2023 21:37:23 GMT
JooJoo? Don't forget to call him "Honey". Preferably in every sentence.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 24, 2023 1:47:20 GMT
^^^ But Joojoo's word for endearment is mumu  |
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Post by Admin on Oct 24, 2023 2:22:17 GMT
That hits my funny bone every time. I mean, who doesn't like girls with big bobs? It's like her brothers, right? |
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Post by scambaiterja on Oct 24, 2023 4:46:46 GMT
Woohoo!!! What a SAFARI. I can just imagine his wife regretting ever agreeing to come with him. Why did he bring her, why not one of the other guys -- I suspect he did this to avoid sharing his loot with the others lol.
Now he's complaining about being broke.
We know he's lying. Also, did we all miss him responding with "Alaykum Asalam" ... It seems they've forgiven the "hooligans" who reportedly attacked them lol.
Can't make this up!
Awesome work as usual everyone. We are definitely ENTERTAINED!!! 😂😂😂😭
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 24, 2023 5:55:04 GMT
I expect you will get a weather update from out gallant travellers. Currently 24 c and cloudy so not too uncomfortable to spend the night outside. Will be raining at lunchtime.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 24, 2023 6:06:48 GMT
Tuesday, October 24 - the 2nd day of his SAFARI
05.21 - A desperate Jonas wrote to Akwode: 06.40 - Akwode: 07.38 - One hour later, Akwode sent another "nice" message to Jonas: - I want to believe that Jonas shows ALL of these messages to his wife, in order to somehow justify in front of her everything that is happening. Probably they are both consulting each other and certainly they are outraged by everything they read. I would like to be a fly, somewhere on the wall of the room where Jonas and his wife spent the night. - Of course he has all the money needed for the trip and we don't believe anything he says about "I have low cash". But it is extremely funny to read these words, written by a scammer who was so stupid and greedy that he took his wife and went on a trip with her... it's almost like a honeymoon for our scammers. === 09.29 - Joojoo to our dear scammer: ===
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Post by Linoline on Oct 24, 2023 8:32:19 GMT
22:15 Jonas to sister Dave 9:29 Sister Dave Sister Dave is quite useless at the moment |
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Post by Birlic on Oct 24, 2023 8:36:31 GMT
LOL! Now I know that it was a good decision to send him to Benin and not to Ghana. === 09.55 - Still nothing from our dear family of scammers, so Joojoo sent another message: === 10.13 - Akwode to Jonas: His silence is suspicious and I fear that his angry wife forced him to return home... we will find out in the next few hours. === |
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 24, 2023 9:13:22 GMT
With Joojoo’s obsession with big bobs I wonder if the new reverent will sell his wife’s body in pursuit of the cash?
Or his own arse?
Decisions, decisions!!
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Post by Birlic on Oct 24, 2023 9:43:05 GMT
^^^ LOL! we'll see in the next hours! === 10.40 - The moron continues to ignore our messages, so I decided that Joojoo should "discover" that money hidden by sister Dave in the box of chocolates. Joojoo wants half of the money, some products from the package and, of course, he wants to have hot sex with Jonas. I would like to know what Jonas's wife thinks about Joojoo, now, after this last message. === 10.46 - Akwode to our moron: I hastened the script a bit because I have the feeling that Jonas gave up and went home. So I want to give him the full range of good feelings. Muhahahaha! === |
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 24, 2023 10:09:49 GMT
Jonas really does deserve the full extent of Birlic’s genius.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 24, 2023 14:35:42 GMT
- I received 3 messages from an unknown email address... FELICIA, a female name. I assume it's Jonas's wife. - It seems that he no longer has a phone. We still don't know if he read today's messages... anyway, it seems that the scammer family is still in Benin. === 13.16 - "Felicia" (Jonas' wife?) to Joojoo: 13.32 - Felicia to Joojoo, another email: === 13.48 - Felicia to Cliff: Cliff is still on vacation with his wife, so he will ignore the idiots' messages. === 14.50 - Joojoo to "Felicia": There are 2 options that can be discussed: - our idiot Jonas really doesn't have a phone anymore (stolen, destroyed, sold, etc.) so he didn't receive/read any of today's messages. or - the family of idiots received "the messages of the day" and now they are trying a "game" trying to recover something from the damage. === 15.43 - Joojoo to "Felicia", another nice & "full of love" message: === 15.45 - "Felicia" to Akwode: Akwode: I'm very sure that Mrs. Scammer is delighted to be in Benin now. |
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 24, 2023 15:12:16 GMT
JooJoo has to mix up her name and call her felatio.
Ask her how she got that name!!
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Post by Birlic on Oct 24, 2023 15:25:34 GMT
16.01 - Felicia to Joojoo: I checked my older emails and found out that Felicia's phone number (which they claim belongs to "another" person) is actually used by Jonas at the beginning of the story (with Lenny)... so, Jonas and his wife decided that they want to be "clever" and try a game with us. Well, bad move! Joojoo to Felicia: === 16.30 - The idiot sent the same text (as above) to Akwode... I'll ignore everything of course. I think this ridiculous idea with "my phone doesn't work anymore, so call me at this number" belongs to Mrs. Felicia (Jonas' wise wife). It is already the 2nd night in Benin for them and things are not looking good at all. Joojoo is immune to "charms" and he knows only one thing: gay sex... Jonas will have to face this challenge if he wants to dialogue with Joojoo. Poor imbecile! ===
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 24, 2023 15:56:20 GMT
^^^ Nothing escapes your attention, much to scammers' misfortune. It could be his wife's phone, in which case, she is likely reading everything that he could otherwise have shielded her from, so Joojoo's strikes are likely having twice the impact |
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Post by LittleBrat on Oct 24, 2023 16:30:13 GMT
I'm totally amazed at the memory on Jonas and de wife! To have a damaged phone and no email access, yet remembers all the email addresses to everyone he's been in contact with in the church and TSC. I'M totally jealous of his great memory for all these email addresses, What i wouldn't give for this type of recall... An iphone, ipad hell even cash, 😂😆😂😆😂😆 EVENTUALLY.
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 24, 2023 16:42:32 GMT
You have to get up very early to catch Birlic out.
Interesting to know what really happened to his phone. I think he either sold it or the hotel are holding it as collateral against him paying for the room he stayed in last night.
It’s good the hotel don’t burn the scammers. They must have heard the sad story of JooJoo and the goat so many times now.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 24, 2023 17:20:00 GMT
^^^ LOLOLOLOL! === 17.45 - The family of scammers have come to the conclusion that there is no point in hiding what happened anymore, so they start sending many messages to everyone... at the same time, they try to convince Joojoo to come to the Hotel 241Seme. Felicia to Akwode: and === Felicia to Joojoo: Joojoo does what Joojoo usually does... mocks the scammer: === Felicia to Akwode, again: and === Back to Joojoo: Joojoo, so depravate: === 18.28 - Akwode to Jonas... the manager does not understand anything and "understands" everything. It's a general confusion. Jonas has a lot of explaining to do. LOL! === 18.35 - Dear Reverend is really desperate... he writes to Cliff: |
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Post by Admin on Oct 24, 2023 17:52:30 GMT
No! Ya think?? Fat wife ... oh, my aching sides.  |
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 24, 2023 18:36:44 GMT
Sounds like Jonas and his wife are settling in well to life in Benin. I expect they are touring the town, practicing their french with the friendly locals and looking in estate agents windows with a view to purchasing a property to ease their way in to the community.
They still seem completely hooked and are still hopeful the package arrived.
I was worried Felatio would bring the clue bat and first sign of mucking around they would be in the next bus home. I now think the opposite, I think she has a touch of the Mrs Salamato and is so keen on cash for bag and shoe she is the one keeping them in Benin
It’s a real tribute the Birlic’s story telling that causes these people to follow along
Well done !!
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Post by Birlic on Oct 24, 2023 20:11:14 GMT
18.48 - "Felicia" to Akwode: and  ... and
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Post by Linoline on Oct 24, 2023 20:12:42 GMT
18:19 Jonas
21:10 Sister Dave
I should've pressed the gay matter more....
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Post by Birlic on Oct 24, 2023 20:38:11 GMT
21.33 - Akwode to our scammer: Jonas and his wife are practically living a re-edit of their honeymoon ... we could say that they are now on a vacation paid for by someone else. A superb hotel, in an exotic destination. LOL! I think they will never forget the beautiful stars in the sky of Benin.
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Post by rob419 on Oct 24, 2023 20:38:27 GMT
Hahaha bravo 👏👏👏 on another completed safari!!! I find it hilarious the Rev Jonas hasn't mentioned too sister Dave that Mr.JooJoo has found the hidden monies 💷💵💶 😆🤣 Birlic Linoline |
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