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Post by Birlic on Oct 20, 2023 11:15:38 GMT
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Post by Linoline on Oct 20, 2023 11:39:40 GMT
Not a single message to sister Dave. I expected him to complain. Of course if Ghana is easier for Jonas it is not a problem to send the parcel there so he can take a flight.  ------------ 17:42 Jonas 19:08 Sister Dave |
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Post by Pricky on Oct 20, 2023 19:51:42 GMT
The Triumphal March was neither dignified nor elegant but it was most entertaining!
Well Done!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2023 21:59:05 GMT
So the scammer wants a stress-free delivery - hehehehe I don’t think he will get one 🤭🤭
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Post by Birlic on Oct 21, 2023 6:54:43 GMT
Saturday, October 21- Last evening, quite late, Jonas felt the need to clarify something so he wrote to Akwode: Like any scammer, he asked for a phone number to communicate with Akwode... I ignored his request. If he insists, we will explain "the need to communicate exclusively by email". === 07.01 - Akwode makes the necessary explanations and presents the 241Seme hotel as a perfect destination for a short vacation. LOL! === I noted that he said he traveled to Ghana (I think he's lying), but I wouldn't encourage that: - unlike Benin, Ghana is a civilized country with a low crime rate. I prefer to send him to Benin, because he will be much more stressed there. - in Ghana English is spoken, so Jonas would not have any communication problems with the locals... in Benin only French is spoken (apart from the local dialects), so Jonas will be happy to communicate with the locals through the language of the signs. ===
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Post by Linoline on Oct 21, 2023 11:02:50 GMT
6:33 Jonas
12:01 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Oct 22, 2023 6:40:24 GMT
Sunday, October 22
07.35 - Just for fun: The respective procedure assumes that the Sender is informed about the unclaimed parcel and the Sender can opt for the repatriation of the parcel to the country of origin. With the payment of the related taxes, of course. IF the Sender does not want to repatriate the package, then the goods in the package are considered abandoned and become the property of the local delivery team. Dear scammers are especially happy when we present them with this option, because they end up considering themselves the owners of the package and the possibility that other Africans can get the hands on "their goods" drives them mad with anger and frustration.
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Post by Linoline on Oct 22, 2023 9:21:10 GMT
16:03 Jonas
10:19 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Oct 22, 2023 15:48:14 GMT
11.15 - It seems that tomorrow we will have a first Safari... the idiot sent a message to Akwode, in which he says that he will leave (together with a friend of his) for the border with Benin at 5.30 am.  16.40 - Some hours later, Akwode answered with clarifications: === 19.47 - Jonas to Akwode:
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Post by MildredPierce on Oct 22, 2023 20:31:07 GMT
“i don't plan to spend the night in Seme”
The SBF team has other plans for you my friend. I Hope you and your friend enjoy your time in Seme. Take pictures and enjoy the view.
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 22, 2023 20:50:07 GMT
Lots of lovely titbits in his writing. “The private driver will drop us at border and leave for Nigeria”.
I guess he expects to be ordering a stretch limo for his triumphant return to his village
“I haven’t booked a hotel as I don’t intend spending the night”
I agree with Mildred…. He WILL be spending the night in Seme and without a hotel booking he will sleep under the stars.
Mosquitos going to enjoy all that flesh !!!
Can’t wait for tomorrow!!!
Well done everyone.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 22, 2023 21:13:08 GMT
20.18 - Jonas to Akwode... the same "old problem": phone communication. Akwode to our imbecile: I never use the phone in my stories, so the scammers have to settle for communicating by email... Jonas is informed about this. If he refuses, then he only has the option of taking the package directly from the warehouse in Parakou.
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Post by Admin on Oct 23, 2023 2:11:39 GMT
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Post by stellabella on Oct 23, 2023 3:55:05 GMT
In the coming days I want to see how humble he and his "friend" remain 
Looking forward to reading Joojoo's loved up attitude towards his prospective boyfriend  |
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Post by Yastreb on Oct 23, 2023 6:26:24 GMT
I'm sure everything will go as smooth as honey.
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Post by rob419 on Oct 23, 2023 8:01:02 GMT
Hahaha how I enjoy spending my mornings on sbf catching up on current baits & reading the great comments left by the community brilliant I'm waiting patiently for any news on the rev Jonas & his house boy on their glorified triumphant journey too collect de valuable package from seme border hotel hahaha 🤣😂
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Post by Birlic on Oct 23, 2023 10:19:37 GMT
SAFARI Day
Monday, October 23 - 04.40 - Jonas to Akwode: 05.05 - Jonas to Joojoo: 07.20 - Our scammer, to Akwode & Joojoo... The same message was sent to Cliff:    === 07.20 - Joojoo enter the scene: Jonas to Joojoo: === 07.31 - Akwode: Jonas to Akwode: === 08.34 - I have prepared a set of messages that are sent automatically... so, Joojoo to Jonas, the first "info" text of the day: Jonas: === 09.42 - Joojoo: === 11.08 - Joojoo to our moron: === 11.09 - The family of scammers arrived at Hotel241 Seme, where they will wait to meet Joojoo.. . SAFARI confirmed!    === Jonas to Joojoo: Jonas to Akwode: Akwode: === 11.25 - From the beautiful but so crowded Paris, where he is with his gorgeous wife, Cliff replies to Jons' message: Of course Cliff will be useless these days, but I'm sure all the details about the money spent on shoes and bags will please Jonas. === 11.40 - Jonas is very comfortable there at the hotel, so we will try to extend his vacation. He answered to Akwode's last email: ===
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Post by Linoline on Oct 23, 2023 11:01:01 GMT
Another great safari so far. He didn't say anything to sister Dave yet, but we all know that he probably will not message her until things are really going wrong.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 23, 2023 11:41:00 GMT
12.38 - The first problems begin to appear. Joojoo to our scammer: Jonas: === 13.17 - Akwode to our moron: We all know what will happen in the next few hours... the radiator of the van will not be able to be repaired so Joojoo will stay overnight in Bohicon. Jonas will also be invited to go to a hotel in Bohicon.
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 23, 2023 12:39:34 GMT
I’m sure Seme hotel must have a special room for safariing scammers. It’s probably like the ‘comfort room’ in a hospital. A sofa and many boxes of tissues.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 23, 2023 12:45:09 GMT
^^^ LOL! === 13.42 - Jonas to Akwode: I'm afraid things won't go as well as Jonas hopes and I'm sure his wife will have something to say about "this whole trip". Muhahahaha! === |
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 23, 2023 12:51:33 GMT
Probably brought his wife with him, instead of a disciple, to keep as much of the money and electronics to himself/in his family. Surely, his wife is an accomplice and not an ITP and therefore completely open to Joojoo's abuse  By the way, is this a first, as in a scamming couple on a safari? |
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Post by Admin on Oct 23, 2023 13:28:00 GMT
^^^ They are the first married couple to safari together that I can remember in the 12 years I've been involved in baiting.
ETA I sent a couple (not married) on safari to one of Pricky's hotels. It ended up rather badly for them.
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 23, 2023 13:44:43 GMT
Hope the good lady didn’t pack her clue bat. There time in the Seme hotel crying room might be rather short
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Post by Birlic on Oct 23, 2023 14:32:33 GMT
14.30 - Joojoo to Jonas: Our scammer: === 15.07 - Akwode to Jonas... good news. As we expected, dear Jonas is starting to feel the pressure... his wife is not at all happy about this situation and our Reverend is probably having big domestic problems right now. The subject (title) of his email is AM LOW IN CASH ... muhahhaha! === 15.37 - Another good news. Mrs. Scammer will be so happy... LOL!
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 23, 2023 14:44:54 GMT
Maybe JooJoo could bring the dead goat for them to eat?
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Post by Birlic on Oct 23, 2023 15:02:32 GMT
^^^ LOOOOOOL! === 15.57 - A desperate scammer writes to Joojoo: Both our friend and his wife seem to be quite well fed, so this fast will do them a lot of good for their health. Joojoo will answer them in 30 minutes, promising of course that everything will be fine... in about 2 hours the idiots will be invited to spend the night in Bohicon. I am convinced that they will refuse to make this new journey, but they will not go back to Lagos empty-handed either. Tomorrow will be especially funny (for us). === |
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Post by stellabella on Oct 23, 2023 15:22:01 GMT
It seems all of these TSC clients have helped the bottom line of Hotel 241 Seme. Looking at his "Arrived at Hotel 241Seme" photo, I see they have built on an additional room/building! If Joojoo ever does show up one day, I'm sure the proprietors will provide him one of their best rooms with all creature comforts included <wink wink>
ETA: Congrats to both Birlic and Linoline for yet another safari!! You make it seem so easy...we all know it's not
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 23, 2023 15:22:27 GMT
This is a real test of Joojoo's resolve. Will he make his sexual advances on the both of them?
Also, if he sends the pictures of Chuck with the banana up his you know what, will Rev. Jonas show it to his wife?
This ordeal can make their bond stronger but more likely, she will remind him of it, for the rest of his life or their marriage, whichever ends first.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 23, 2023 15:33:09 GMT
^^^ Muhahahaha! === 16.18 - Joojoo, to our imbecile: - I am convinced that Jonas will appreciate the message as he should. - I have 2 more (prepared) messages ready to be automatically sent, after which "there will be only silence"... I am busy (in my RL) until almost midnight, so Jonas will have to wait. - I will be back with other news in about 5 hours. === 16.45 - Jonas to Joojoo: Jonas to Akwode: |
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