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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 16, 2023 14:35:01 GMT
This is a problem solving reverend and expeditious too, at that. When the possibility of losing the parcel arose, he managed to bring together, all these ultra-shy people, who go only by their vague titles, and hammered out a peace deal, to everybody's satisfaction.
Why is he not the leader of the United Nations already?
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 16, 2023 15:17:19 GMT
Super helpful being able to put on his ‘Dr Abdul hat’ when dealing with those pesky Moslems.
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Oct 16, 2023 15:50:39 GMT
The beaten woman is actually his wife (the one who made those robes, for the scene with Moses)... Or he just is a wife beater or it is an old picture. We will try to get from him a procession made in the street, right next to the courtyard where the pyramid was built. We have identified the exact place and we can check if everything is real. The pyramid is built in an inner courtyard that is behind those small buildings "from the street". We compared those large buildings (left and right) with the images sent by Jonas during the construction of the pyramid and we are 100% convinced that this is the construction site. That is not only some impressive baiting but also good detective work  On the other side of the street is this:  I dont believe anyone down there would dare advertise their christian fellowship on their front gate if there were marauding gangs of muslims roaming the streets, looking for some christians do beat up. This is how the neigbourhood is described: www.propertypro.ng/guide/areas/oke-ira-ogba-lagos/ I completely underestimated this guy and expected another terrible rain in Lagos that would delay the march. Instead he tried to use the tensions in the middle east and pour oil onto the fire, which I think is a terrible thing (besides the scamming of course). How quickly he went from almost getting killed by the evil muslims to shaking their hands for peace, after Sister Dave had some nice words for muslims! It is clear that his is not the usual street boy mumu: Middle class neighbourhood, has some money to spend on monument, is interested in world events, able to come up with some creative stories for his scam and can quickly react to what the victim says. Too bad Sister Dave is smarter  It will be very interesting to see what happens once Joojoo's horniness enters his world  |
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Post by bluelady on Oct 16, 2023 16:43:32 GMT
Lol,lol,lol!
I like the middle finger in the first picture! That's what they will get! "Muie"!
(Blow job,in Romanian)
Is that right,Birlic?
😂😂😂🥳🥳🥳!
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Post by Birlic on Oct 16, 2023 17:01:51 GMT
Ohh bluelady... you're right! He's going to get a lot of MUIE, there's no doubt about it... he's so convinced that it's all real that he'll be in for a shock when Joojoo starts making sexual advances and steals everything from him. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2023 7:30:28 GMT
Great detective work about the scammer’s march location compared to where he is more likely to live. I like how Birlic and Linoline explain a bit about their approach and why, it is like watching really good musicians play.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 17, 2023 12:27:30 GMT
Tuesday, October 17
13.00 - Cliff to our imbecile: - Let's hope that our idiot is in full preparation for the Triumphal March. His attempt to avoid doing so has failed, so he has no choice but to do the right thing. - We are all happy that Jonas and the Muslim brothers have an agreement signed by the police chief himself, so we expect everything to be perfect this time! - I'm curious what reaction Jonas will have when he comes into contact with the local manager Akwode (who, in our story, is a practicing Muslim full of good intentions). === 14.30 - Jonas to Cliff: So, this means that soon we will see the band of idiots singing and chanting religious hymns, to the applause of the audience present at the glorious ceremony. 
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Post by scambaiterja on Oct 18, 2023 5:20:45 GMT
This scammer is a really tricky P.O.S -- To invent such a CRAZY lie amidst the MANY other lies is unbelievable. Nonsensical Police Letter, so called broken phones, "attacked by a random group of Muslims whose leader is nameless". Smh ... I can't wait for him to meet all that's coming to him. Now I'm even more invested in this bait lol. Awesome bait everyone!
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Post by Birlic on Oct 18, 2023 6:52:09 GMT
^^^ Perhaps the funniest part of a story like this is that both Linoline and I have been doing this for many years and we already have "ready-to-go" solutions for any kind of situation. Lies & excuses like this are somehow "expected" and the solution is thought of by us from the beginning. |
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Post by Linoline on Oct 18, 2023 8:53:03 GMT
22:30 Jonas
9:48 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Oct 18, 2023 11:05:10 GMT
I heard that Benin is gorgeous in October! Muhahahahaha! |
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Post by Admin on Oct 18, 2023 13:13:12 GMT
^^^ Beautiful, yes, but the goat traffic is notorious.
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 18, 2023 13:50:49 GMT
It’s always great when Birlic and Linoline snare the brightest scammer in the village. This lad writes well, is able to convince others to do his work and is an accomplished liar.
A seriously dangerous scammer.
You will be doing a great service to his potential victims to keep him busy these last few months and to send him on a trip to Benin. Hopefully he will return a broken man, owing his village lots of money and his confidence taken down to ground level (or lower)
Excellent work.
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Post by wcsc12 on Oct 18, 2023 16:12:34 GMT
I heard that Benin is gorgeous in October! Muhahahahaha! Wasn't there a scammer who took a beach stroll in Benin around this time last year? Was it Geoff? It was! Page 6 of his thread. |
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Post by Linoline on Oct 18, 2023 20:54:24 GMT
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Post by Birlic on Oct 18, 2023 21:19:27 GMT
We will of course resume the delivery, and the package will arrive in Benin soon. We hope that next week we can continue the story with funny details about Jonas, Joojoo and the love between them. === After midnight, the idiot will receive this information from the TSC servers: === After watching the videos very carefully, I am tempted to believe that the OGA of the group is that man dressed in a black shirt... he is the one who always starts singing first, the other idiots wait for him and start singing only after he "starts". He has the attitude of a boss and it is clear that he is someone important to those imbeciles. If he is not their boss, then maybe he is the "loan shark" who delivered the necessary funds for this story (the robes, the pyramid, the triumphal march). |
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 18, 2023 21:23:21 GMT
Do these ants have to go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah? Yes, unless forced into a narrow back alley, in which case, the ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah. Linoline & Birlic, another nice feather, in y'all's cap |
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 18, 2023 21:47:23 GMT
‘Epileptic internet connections’ enters the lexicon !!!!
My second favourite lad expression after ‘stredded in hash conditions’
Excellent baiting.
Opportunity for a mass safari here. I think they will all want to get on the bus to Benin
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 19, 2023 3:13:06 GMT
The deciple leading the column on the left side of the picture, is definitely pregnant and the baby can drop any moment. He really should have been excused from the march.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 19, 2023 7:00:46 GMT
^^^ LOLOLOL! === Thursday, October 19
08.00 - Cliff to our imbecile... only good news. === Today and tomorrow we will continue to "move" the package towards him: Accra and Cotonou -> Parakou. This weekend Jonas will find out that he has to travel. We hope he will be delighted. |
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Post by rob419 on Oct 19, 2023 7:37:26 GMT
Glory too the holy lamb a spectacular march absolutely marvelous job Birlic & Linoline I believe it's veva la'safari timee 🍿🍿🍿 let's rock on down too JooJoo love shack with plenty of Indian hemp & local ashowas 😆😭😂🤣 |
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Post by stellabella on Oct 19, 2023 8:26:31 GMT
I enjoyed listening to their singing on the Triumphal March but it would've been nice to have seen a female in the procession...obviously not Jonas' wife as she is probably still recovering from her wounds in the recent skirmish That holy of the holiest monolith is amazing! Please, please don't tell him to destroy it <---oops spoiler
You guys are an outstanding team and you both ROCK
GLORY TO THE HOLY LAMB ... HALLELUJAH
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Post by Linoline on Oct 19, 2023 11:52:15 GMT
8:56 jonas
10:14 Sister Dave
12:06 Jonas
From now on sister Dave will probably not be very important to him anymore. He thinks he has done everything he needed to do and will have his reward soon so he can disappear. I wonder how he'll respond when the parcel ends up in Benin instead of his address.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 19, 2023 14:14:01 GMT
Jonas is extremely happy and confident that everything is "like solved" and that he will manage to get his hands on the package and the money hidden there. === 08.44 - Jonas to TSC: Jonas to Cliff: === 13.57 - Good news: 14.27 - Jonas to Cliff: I think that tomorrow we will give him the news that will fill his soul with joy... the parcel must be picked up from Benin. === |
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Post by mac on Oct 19, 2023 16:29:44 GMT
vvvvvv
I'm always glad when something arrives in Accra, Ghana 😁
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Post by Birlic on Oct 19, 2023 17:03:54 GMT
^^^ LOL! === Cliff to Akwode... - This message will be forwarded tomorrow from Akwode to Jonas... along with the related explanations. - The idiot will be able to read everything without me telling him anything. It's more believable that way. - Of course, we are talking about some compensatory payments of thousands of dollars. Jonas will be happy. Cotonou is not very far from Lagos. === 21.04 - The parcel just reached Benin: Tomorrow morning the package will already be in Parakou, in the warehouse of the local TSC branch... Akwode will enter the scene. |
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Post by Admin on Oct 20, 2023 1:55:35 GMT
This is the point where how invested he is really pays off .. and brother, he is heavily invested. |
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Post by Birlic on Oct 20, 2023 7:06:26 GMT
Friday, October 20 - Well, well, well... today is a great day! === 06.21 - Great news... the parcel arrived in Parakou and is stored in the high security premises of the local branch. Few minutes later, Akwode enter the scene: As usual, our local manager Akwode uses a "specific" font, easy to notice... it helps the credibility of the story. Yesterday's message (Cliff -> Akwode) has been appended to the text above. === 07.45 - A desperate scammer responds to Akwode: We will ignore this message for now... === 07.52 - Cliff to Jonas, full of good will: This weekend will be very, but very stressful for our dear reverend Jonas. Cliff will go on a short vacation, so that our idiot will be forced to talk mostly with Akwode. === 08.46 - Jonas is angry and stressed... he texts Cliff: and Unfortunately for Jonas, Cliff is preparing to leave for Paris with his gorgeous wife so the "little problems" of the Nigerian delivery are of no interest. === 09.05 - Jonas to Cliff... our scammer is desperate: Cliff: === 09.14 - Finally, Akwode arrived at the office and answered Jonas's last message: - Akwode explains in detail what Cliff confirmed in previous messages... the parcel can be picked up anywhere in Benin. === 09.19 - Jonas to Cliff... but Cliff has already left for the airport, so he will be reading/replying to Jonas' messages late. LOL! - We all know that he will travel to Benin. He tried to avoid this, with the hope that he will sit comfortably in the armchair at home and receive the package & the money without doing anything. But, he is not ready to give up this small fortune, so he will pack his clothes and leave. He knows it, we know it! Glory to the Holy Lamb! ===
09.35 - As I assumed, Jonas quickly understood that his only valid option is to take the package from Benin. Akwode: Probably this weekend Jonas will pack his travel suitcase and lend some money.
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Post by rob419 on Oct 20, 2023 8:50:12 GMT
I always enjoy a scammers outright refusal too travel & making up lies about current border situations too have the smack down issued by Birlic characters & the scammer immediately changes his mind brilliant stuff Birlic bravo 👏👏👏
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 20, 2023 10:48:54 GMT
Rev Jonas doesn’t do anything on his own. I’m hoping that the promise of £1000 for him and £500 for each travelling companion will encourage him to bring a full bus load of disciples.
He will be doing the maths and looking at bus timetables.
Early bus to Seme border, pick up package at lunch time. Return on evening bus. 6 bus tickets at £20 each. Pay the disciples £50 each (probably a months money) and pocket the rest.
What could possibly go wrong?
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