Dr. Abdul rebrands himself as Rev. Jonas - SAFARI pg. 10

Brother Jonas will remember those BIP pictures fondly. A fat, happy man in his back garden jumping around in his pants next to the honey skid mark on the ground.

Next week he will need those fat reserves to survive in da bush and that confident smile will be gone forever.

The only ones laughing will be the people in his village he didn’t borrow from.

Saturday, October 14

08.20 - Jonas received confirmation that the last set of biometric photos was accepted as valid. Of course, the delivery process will be resumed only after the weekend is over. What the hell, we all wish Jonas could focus on the Triumphal March!
Of course, I asked him to fill out a "Questionnaire" that reflects the degree of satisfaction of the company's customers... Cliff's wife will want to buy some great clothes during a shopping weekend in Paris. LOL!

It is the first time that the scammer refuses to fulfill an order received... so I don't think we will be lucky enough to receive a completed Questionnaire with some "highest appreciations".

Jonas to Cliff:
Cliff:
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14:45 Jonas
This is promising. I hope he won't let us down, but if he will let us down, the parcel will be frozen and he will be in shock.

17:05 Sister Dave

Two things I checked this morning, so as not to get too impatient with Rev. Jonas; the time difference between Denver and Lagos (7h) and then the time for sunset in Lagos (6:15 pm) and it helped. I'm guessing the triumphant march is in full swing, right about now

^^^
Birlic & Linoline, y'all have done this for so long and so often that you can adjust to every scenario, to inflict the most pain on these imbeciles

I did look up his address and it seems to be in quite a dense suburban area, with no real town square, nearby. The central place that he mentioned, will likely have to be a fair distance away. Now, if he was the proverbial small boi from a village, he literally could have done the march, right outside his hut; the one time, it would have been to his advantage, to be a small boi from da villaaj

This bait has me in stitches.

Great challenge about his excuse Linoline.

I really enjoy the forms that you give scammers to complete Birlic and Linoline - the questions, the format - they are superlative.

It's not a surprise to us and we expect the idiot to try to avoid this last "step" of his appointment... basically, he "saw" the opportunity to "wait" and "receive" the money without doing that last step effort (Triumphal March). 

Of course the Elders of the Church are worried about the fact that Jonas lives in the middle of a community that rejects him... next week the great Council of the Church will meet which will decide what will happen in the following days:
- shortly, the "holy fathers" cannot agree to sponsor a parish that does not provide security for its members,
- if Jonas cannot fulfill his duties as a Reverend and cannot proselytize because of the Muslims, then everything will be cancelled.
- Sister Dave can tell Jonas (absolutely confidential, of course... as a "friendly" advice) that his chance to prove that he deserves / can be a Reverend is to do everything right. Otherwise, the consequences will be completely unsatisfactory for him.


Of course, Grand Chancellor Eduard has already ordered the delivery to be temporarily stopped until further notice. Cliff will inform Jonas about this starting in the early hours of tomorrow. I am sure that joy will fill the soul of our scammer! 

15:56 Jonas
He attached a few pictures of a woman with a bandage around her head with some blood on it, and with a swollen eye. I'm not going to post them here. The swollen eye is real, she might be an itp or a victim of abuse.

20:50 sister Dave

The beaten woman is actually his wife (the one who made those robes, for the scene with Moses)... we can assume with a large margin of probability that the idiots really tried to organize a procession on the streets around them. They were probably beaten by some hooligans, or some angry Muslims, or even by members of another local "church". There are dozens of "churches" there and probably one of those "prophets" felt threatened by the "new church of Jonas".

We will try to get from him a procession made in the street, right next to the courtyard where the pyramid was built. We have identified the exact place and we can check if everything is real. The pyramid is built in an inner courtyard that is behind those small buildings "from the street". We compared those large buildings (left and right) with the images sent by Jonas during the construction of the pyramid and we are 100% convinced that this is the construction site. 


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A funny detail is the fact that he claimed that the police officer (from whom he should have obtained some evidence of the "case") is away on other business and will not be available until Tuesday... I am convinced that dear reverend Jonas is only trying to buy some time, with the hope that you will receive the package.

This would be the first time that a scammer was halfway telling the truth if they were indeed attacked. I'm in shock.

The Elders are quite right in holding up the package for the reasons given. That package is high value and one can't let it be stolen by rivals.

We will continue our game and try to convince the idiot to travel to Benin... but before that, we want to cause him some more suffering and frustration.
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Monday, October 16 - 08.45

From the TSC servers:
5 minutes later, Cliff write to our moron:
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09.45 - Jonas to Cliff:
Our scammer is not worried, which means that he accepted the idea of making the required procession.
Poor imbecile, he does not know that the rigor of the Church is iron and it never bends!

5 minutes later, Cliff responds:
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As often happens, the lies backfire on the scammers and they end up working harder than they should have. Instead of packing his bags for the "vacation from Benin", Jonas must convince now his accomplices to participate in the ceremony requested by the Church. The delivery was already delayed by a few days and the scammer was forced to plasticize that ridiculous letter "from the police". The email address of the police station is areapolicestation@yandex.ru? No shit!