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Post by MildredPierce on Oct 7, 2023 14:52:24 GMT
The career scammer had to borrow money to complete the pyramid? well I guess he will have to borrow more to go on his Benin adventure. I hope he enjoys the scenery and takes plenty of pictures to share with his friends when he gets back home.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 8, 2023 9:17:56 GMT
Sunday, October 08- Probably next week we will start the next part of our little story: the "Safari in Benin" chapter  ... the idiot has behaved excellently so far and has been extremely obedient with the orders received from sister Dave, which makes me believe that we will continue to be successful with him. LOL! - Linoline, please confirm that this "Parcel Inventar List" (taken from page 2 - August 29) is final and complete: 1xPhone Dogee s41 4xPhone Xixaomiro i14Pro 5xLaptop HP Pavilion 15.6" 1xScanner Fujitsu FI-6130 1xBeamer Projector 1xPrinter Canon 1xCamera Canon EOS 400D 2xWireless Microphone 5xIPad Apple 1xGenerator EGO POWER 1xTV Soulaca 32" 2xAirConditioner 1xCCTV Security Camera 1xWiFi Mesh Tenda AX3000 2xSurge Protector Power Strip Tower - We will of course request some nice BIP pictures from our scammer, so that Joojoo has a serious reason to fall in love with poor Reverend Jonas. I am convinced that Joojoo will fall into temptation and want to have great sex with that "mature but so hot" reverend Jonas. 
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Post by Yastreb on Oct 8, 2023 9:29:25 GMT
^ Is the shipping company actually a dating site for JooJoo? That's what it seems like! Every delivery he falls for a client.
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Post by Linoline on Oct 8, 2023 20:13:54 GMT
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Post by Admin on Oct 8, 2023 21:06:57 GMT
Oh, yes! Very much so!
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Post by Linoline on Oct 8, 2023 21:29:24 GMT
I do see some other things that are wrong with this ceremony, but I'll leave it up to Birlic to decide if we accept this or not. I'll respond to him tomorrow in the morning. Enjoy a scammer with a sticky head! Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4 |
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 9, 2023 5:26:50 GMT
Beautiful videos.
Well done.
Can’t wait to see him on the road to ‘destination f**ked’
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Post by Birlic on Oct 9, 2023 8:22:00 GMT
Well, I think YES, we should accept the Baptism Ceremony as he did. But, for the Triumphal March, it would be appropriate for him to show more interest... of course, the elders of the church are unhappy that only 5-6 parishioners participated in the Baptism Ceremony. For Holy Lamb's sake, does this mean that reverend Jonas is not respected in his community? It's not good at all. So: - The Triumphal March will be the "celebration of the official inauguration of his new Parish", so it must be a glorious manifestation... at least 10-12 participants. Sister Dave must be very solemn and serious when she warns our scammer that "dear brother Jonas, this last step must be treated with the utmost seriousness, because it represents the Grand Finale of your Appointment as Reverend". - all the participants must be dressed in white robes, with lit candles in their hands... the new Reverend Jonas must carry the wooden cross of Spiritual Deliverance on his shoulders... all must sing (loudly and very excitedly) religious songs! Of course we will also start the preparations to send the package to him... we will tell him that he has to prepare the Triumphal March for this Saturday (October 14), and we promise that we will already "send his package" in the next few days... he will be happy and we will be able to control everything through the "delivery freeze" procedure. If he does not do the right thing, then we will stop the delivery in one of the airports on the route. It's so simple. |
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Post by Yastreb on Oct 9, 2023 9:59:33 GMT
Enjoy a scammer with a sticky head!
JooJoo will have to call him "honey". A lot.
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 9, 2023 12:05:29 GMT
It takes 1200 bees their entire lifetime to make a jar of honey and I hate to see honey wasted…….
However, I can make an exception for our reverend. Their efforts were not in vain as this total shit of a human, who plays along so well, and is so convincing will be totally broken by the next month of baiting.
He must owe a fortune to sone very talented workers. I hope one day to see him impaled on his pyramid by his Pissed off disciples. It is just so awful how he uses Christianity as part of his scamming script.
Keep up the very excellent work everyone
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Post by Linoline on Oct 9, 2023 13:20:30 GMT
0:34 Jonas
13:19 Jonas
13:41 Sister Dave
14:37 Jonas
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22:41 Sister Dave
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Post by Pricky on Oct 10, 2023 7:47:17 GMT
This pyramid is quite extraordinary. I have never seen one built with plywood surfaces. Getting him to infill it with concrete blocks and rubble made it a greater effort.
The most remarkable aspect of it is the artwork. Truly exceptional.
Persuading him to embark on this gruelling process and without any monies upfront (well, none that actually arrived) is an example of the very best of baiting. Well Done!
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Post by Birlic on Oct 10, 2023 11:27:48 GMT
^^^ Yes, it is a very beautiful artistic achievement and I hope dear reverend Jonas paid good money for it. On Thursday (October 12) we will start a new chapter of our story: - sister Dave will try to send $25,000 (the sponsorship approved by Grand Chancellor Eduard) to Jonas's bank account, but the bank will refuse to make the transaction... because the Church has not yet managed to hire an accountant?... because the bank has suspicions about the transfer of such a large amount to Nigeria? Who knows? Really it doesn't matter, because the money (cash) will be hidden in the fateful box with chocolates. Yeap, exactly! - The Courtesy Parcel (containing all electronic products + cash) will be shipped with the well-known company TSC. - If the idiot does not perform the Triumphal March as it should, we will proceed with the temporary suspension of the delivery. - Obvioulsy, we'll ask for some nice BIP trophies... Joojoo will fall in love with poor Reverend Jonas. |
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Post by Linoline on Oct 10, 2023 12:29:47 GMT
1:34 Jonas
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 10, 2023 14:44:06 GMT
Proof that he read all those novels on that bookshelf of his. He just had to squeeze in that big word  PS: He should name the pyramid "The Indefatigable" cos that's what it is now against the elements. No amount of huffing and puffing will bring it down. In fact, it will quite a bit of work to remove it. |
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Post by Linoline on Oct 10, 2023 20:34:49 GMT
22:33 sister Dave
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Post by trollhunter on Oct 10, 2023 21:29:49 GMT
Brother Jonas is putty in your hands. If you were minded I think you could get him to dig a proper grave in front for his pyramid to receive Lenny.
Anyway.
Can’t wait for Thursday when this arse puts on his safari boots and travels to Benin and destination f**ked.
He seems well funded. I think he could also travel beyond Benin chasing his prize.
Hope JooJoo is warming up the delivery van.
This is going to be delicious
No amount of clue bat beating will distract Jonas from chasing the prize. I’m predicting a tour of 5 African countries !!
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Post by Linoline on Oct 11, 2023 19:37:15 GMT
3:44 Jonas
21:35 Sister Dave
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 11, 2023 20:34:15 GMT
Perhaps, this triumphal march should be accompanied by a band that he has to pay for, although I'm not sure if that's even appropriate for this serious and solemn occasion. May even be comical but anything that makes him spend money cos he does employ proper professionals for every task and the big payout is just around the corner.
Weirdly enough, the image that came to my mind is that of his group, looking all serious, walking in their neighborhood with candles and all, and the band following close behind playing Bob Dylan's "Everybody must get stoned".
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Post by Linoline on Oct 12, 2023 6:24:21 GMT
4:22 Jonas 4:27 Jonas is becoming impatient Later this morning he will receive this message from sister Dave |
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Post by Birlic on Oct 12, 2023 8:18:39 GMT
Thursday, October 12Today is the day we start a new chapter of our story: THE SAFARI - Dear Reverend Jonas will find out that the money (25,000 US dollars) was hidden in the package of electronic products - The TSC servers will send him some regular information about the package. An "explanatory" Invoice is also attached to the initial message. - We will choose the usual route for the parcel: Aberdeen - London - Paris - Madrid - Casablanca - Dakar - Accra - Cotonou. - Today is Thursday and the idiot has to perform the Triumphal March ceremony on Saturday... if something is not according to our expectations, then we will proceed as usual. LOL! That is, we will stop the delivery. I'm sure he will be more than happy. - Immediately after 11.59 AM (UK time) he will receive the following message: Then, few minutes later, he will receive another good news: === New characters will appear in our story: mr. Cliff (Customer Care Officer), mr. Akwode (Local Manager) and, obviously, the well known Joojoo (Delivery Man). Rev. Jonas, to sister Dave (before he receives the TSC messages): === 14.25 - The parcel has already reached London airport: He has already checked the TSC web page and probably in the next few hours he will keep his finger on the F5 (refresh) key. === 15.44 - Cliff enter the scene: === 17.26 - Jonas to sister Dave: A new "info-text" from the TSC servers... the parcel has reached France. ===
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Post by Admin on Oct 12, 2023 16:56:02 GMT
I hope JooJoo is able to stay away from red hair and big boobs this trip. They seem to be his foil. Well, those two, goats, and the hemp.
Fingers crossed!!
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Post by rob419 on Oct 12, 2023 17:30:03 GMT
Veva la'safari 👏👏👏 🍿🍿🍿
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Post by Birlic on Oct 12, 2023 21:01:09 GMT
21.54 - From the TSC servers, another good news: - This is the funnest part of the whole delivery process... the first few hours. The package "moves" quickly and the scammer gets solid hopes that he will be able to get his hands on the money/products immediately. - So far, dear reverend Jonas has ignored Cliff's message, something that will be "fined" tomorrow... ohh, in the early morning I will move the package to Casablanca (Morocco) and there we will stop the delivery. - The idiot will be frustrated... of course, I'm sure he will also try to avoid doing the Triumphal March this Saturday, with the hope that he will receive the package and disappear... it will be funny. ===
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Post by Linoline on Oct 13, 2023 5:46:48 GMT
In about half an hour he will receive this message from sister dave
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Post by Birlic on Oct 13, 2023 5:55:12 GMT
Friday, October 13
06.35 - Cliff to our moron: - In this initial phase of "delivery", we try to make the scammer feel comfortable and "feel/see" that the package is approaching him quickly. That's why all "European" stopovers happen quickly and things go perfectly! The "African" stopovers take place more slowly, so that the scammer becomes impatient and is willing to "do whatever it takes". - Psychologically speaking, he (the scammer) comes to believe that he will be able to get his hands on the money/package and does not question the legitimacy of the company at all... these first days of contact are what build the "foundation" of the trust that the scammer will invest in the company. - That's why, when the scammer finds out that he has to travel, he doesn't question the "truth"... the success of a Safari depends (99%) on the financial possibilities and the courage to travel of the scammer. Only a single percentage (1%) of scammers start to check the legitimacy of the company before the episodes "Joojoo and the whores, the drugs, the goats". === 07.44 - The parcel just reached the African continent: === 07.52 - Jonas to Cliff: and  === 08.49 - Cliff to Jonas: - Of course he would like to receive the package and disappear before making the Triumphal March through the village, along with all the other idiots. That's an expense he would certainly like to avoid... of course, it's impossible! - If the Triumphal March will not be carried out in accordance with the requirements of the Church, then Sister Dave will order the suspension of delivery until compliance. LOL! === 10.46 - Dear Reverend is very obedient... so, we'll have some nice BIP trophies.
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Post by Birlic on Oct 13, 2023 12:57:50 GMT
BIP #1Cliff to our dear scammer: Jonas: and  === Cliff: One hour later, Cliff send another message: === In the same time, Jonas writes to sister Dave... We might witness a real March of Triumph, if this idiot hires a band to accompany the group of idiots around the village!
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Post by Linoline on Oct 13, 2023 13:38:39 GMT
15:38 Sister Dave
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Post by CerveloS5 on Oct 13, 2023 15:28:56 GMT
The safari is such a joyous occasion but it is becoming a logistical nightmare. With 2 AC units and a portable generator, besides the smaller items, his package(s) will quite big and he'll likely need to rent a pickup truck to go get it from Joojoo. Good thing he's a consummate professional and hires professional people and equipment for every job |
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Post by Birlic on Oct 13, 2023 15:49:04 GMT
^^^ LOL! === BIP #2Jonas desperately wants to get rich from the Church's money, so he made the 2nd set of BIP pictures without commenting at all. and  === Cliff: Tonight I will move the package to Dakar, because Jonas really deserves to be happy. |
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... the idiot has behaved excellently so far and has been extremely obedient with the orders received from sister Dave, which makes me believe that we will continue to be successful with him. LOL!
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