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Post by rob419 on Nov 17, 2023 10:34:10 GMT
What's more concerning is the Reverend Jonas is describing his children as born out of wed lock I would of thought the church was against that 😆🤣 so he's basically saying his children are bastards (excuse my french) 😆🤣 scammers really are so unbelievably stupid wile thinking they are smart this will never not be lost on me also their inability too feel irony in the slightest 😂🤣
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Post by Linoline on Nov 17, 2023 12:21:24 GMT
Yesterday's picture  21:16 Jonas  21:19 Jonas 9:48 Jonas 13:16 Sister Dave |
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Post by CerveloS5 on Nov 17, 2023 15:07:23 GMT
Rev. Jonas doesn't really want to be a fire and brimstone kinda preacher; seems to prefer to make his service all about "making joyful sounds" i.e., clapping, singing and dancing.
Must really hate Sister Dave for not accepting his plagiarized material from google searches and having to come up with own material; just added on insult on top of the injury of losing £600+ on the pyramid and the safari.
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Post by rob419 on Nov 17, 2023 16:11:56 GMT
Blimey after all this the Reverend Jonas is 600 pounds down (which is debatable but we'll let him have it 😆) soon he will be just another befuddled pyramid owner 🤣😂
the whole village is going be laughing about this for years to come he'll be known as the village pyramid mumu of Babatunde street he'll be laughed at by the local street boys as he walks too market to collect his daily gari & Jonas will be filled with rage every time he lays his eyes on his mighty monument of faith because let's face it how is he gonna be able destroy it with out paying some local street boys for help so we know that's never gonna happen so the pyramid will probably be there for years to come 😆🤣😂!!!! Blessed it be, glory to the holy lamb 🐑✝️
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Post by bluelady on Nov 17, 2023 18:52:58 GMT
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Post by MildredPierce on Nov 18, 2023 3:01:00 GMT
I would like to be the fly on the wall when Jonas finds out that Joojoo “dun stole da muny”.
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 18, 2023 9:54:19 GMT
Looking forward to the pyramid appearing on Google earth/street view. Can’t believe Google update their African content too regularly but we can dream !!!!
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Post by Linoline on Nov 18, 2023 12:42:54 GMT
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Post by agenessbee on Nov 18, 2023 17:21:13 GMT
A Lovely Sermon, a bit short and no musical instruments? I don't mind acapello but a drum or guitar would really raise the praise to heaven ?? Prayers in music fly straight up to chessus ear and he dey listen out for dem. Ask the good reverend if he can raise a church band? >lol I have a Kazoo i could donate? Nice one Linoline . |
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 18, 2023 18:11:11 GMT
When I was a kid I had a model aircraft powered by a twisted rubber band connected to a propeller. For the longest flight you twisted and twisted and twisted. But…. There was a point where you twisted once too often and the band snapped. It made a weird sound just before it snapped.
When I look at Jonas fulfilling all of these tasks I can hear that rubber band creaking and making a weird sound. I think he is close to snapping.
I think the only thing keeping him jumping through the hoops is there is no one close to him with a clue bat. I think in reality he is a thoroughly nasty person and probably quite intimidating. No one dares to suggest to him it might all be nonsense .
Excellent baiting. Well done everyone
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Post by CerveloS5 on Nov 19, 2023 1:35:33 GMT
Rev. Jonas is obviously not an alpha male but even then seems to be surprisingly low in the pecking order. I thought perhaps he was the sole intellectual in this group of ruffians but that doesn't really appear to be the case either; he even dressed up better than the others but to no avail. Pathetic! Linoline, you really have him pinned to the ground here; the request for the sermon to be a certain way, as an audition for the job he's applying for, just can't be countered as being excessive or out of the norm. This can go on for a while  |
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Post by jebediahgoreman on Nov 19, 2023 1:59:11 GMT
When I was a kid I had a model aircraft powered by a twisted rubber band connected to a propeller. For the longest flight you twisted and twisted and twisted. But…. There was a point where you twisted once too often and the band snapped. It made a weird sound just before it snapped. When I look at Jonas fulfilling all of these tasks I can hear that rubber band creaking and making a weird sound. I think he is close to snapping. I think the only thing keeping him jumping through the hoops is there is no one close to him with a clue bat. I think in reality he is a thoroughly nasty person and probably quite intimidating. No one dares to suggest to him it might all be nonsense . Excellent baiting. Well done everyone I hope he stays on long enough to be recorded reading Joojoo's mails though.  I am sure he is still after the payout from Insurance Company |
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Post by Birlic on Nov 19, 2023 7:20:05 GMT
Sunday, November 19For almost 45 minutes, our dear Reverend Jonas read that Declaration + all the emails received from Joojoo + their "translation". At the end, all the idiots there confirmed in an extremely clear and loud voice that Jonas is not gay and does not have anal and oral sex with men. Everything happened somewhere in his house (I think) and they were dressed very "elegantly". I think Jonas offered them each a drink and a snack afterwards.  The recording is more than 1.2 GB, so I sent it to Linoline for processing and publishing... stay tuned!  === The Insurance Company will pay the 16,500 euros to the Church's bank account, so sister Dave will suddenly become the most important person in Jonas's life. Muhahahaha!
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Nov 19, 2023 8:25:51 GMT
They all look happy to feature in the video. Can it even be posted to youtube with all of Joojoos declarations of love? Maybe the internet archive is an alternative. archive.org/upload/ Or vimeo, dailymotion etc. ...
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Post by Birlic on Nov 19, 2023 9:10:10 GMT
Can it even be posted to youtube with all of Joojoos declarations of love? Of course, everything will be published on Linoline's YouTube channel. Jonas will be an international star! |
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Post by scambaiterja on Nov 19, 2023 9:14:33 GMT
Dang! Is this a first? This is crazy to me ROFL 😂🤣😂🤣. I can't wait to see this video.
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Post by jebediahgoreman on Nov 19, 2023 9:37:45 GMT
Dang! Is this a first? This is crazy to me ROFL 😂🤣😂🤣. I can't wait to see this video. It must be a first ! Has a lad ever been baited into reading, for the enjoyment of his wife and bruddas (and the whole world) dozens of homosexual love letters ... in the most distorted form, the most forward manner of Pidgin which Birlic could muster ... which compel him to invoke for his listeners, in his capacity as a Reverend-to-be, all the heights of debauchery available to a Beninois delivery driver turned Togolese 'king of vilaj', and to reiterate the same, in the Queen's English ... When was the last time so much content was had from a lad ? I am sure the full video will be a riot ... I cannot wait ! |
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Post by Linoline on Nov 19, 2023 9:56:06 GMT
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Post by CerveloS5 on Nov 19, 2023 16:57:27 GMT
The video testimony looks like something that a guilty politician would do, after engaging in something nefarious or immoral and getting found out. What a tribute to the excellent scambaiting being done here!
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Post by Birlic on Nov 20, 2023 7:30:53 GMT
Monday, November 20
08.20 - Nancy to Jonas: - We will send the money (of course ) to the Church, because the Insurance Company pays the "compensation" in the name of the legal owner of the stolen property. Since the delivery was not completed, it means that the owner of the package (stolen by Joojoo) is the Church... this was explained to Jonas at the time (by our former manager Akwode). We are sure that Jonas will be more than happy and we are sure that he will ask for some money. - The Elders of the Church are worried about the poor performance of the new Reverend, so the Great Chancellor of the Church - father Eduard (which will send an imperative email to Davina... and she will forward it to Jonas) decided to request that Jonas deliver a Sunday Sermon in front of the Pyramid of Faith. That inner courtyard (where the pyramid is located) must be full of people: those 12 assistants + all the parishioners + their relatives. The Elders want to see that the Parish is a huge success, before allowing the payment! - This is the condition that the Grand Chancellor imposed, to authorize the payment of the 16,500 EUR to be made to Jonas's account (which Joojoo will modify accordingly). ===
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Post by Linoline on Nov 20, 2023 8:25:13 GMT
11:20 Jonas 11:31 Jonas Poor Jonas.... once Sister Dave receives that message from the chancellor he will be happy to hear that he'll have to wait until after Sunday =========== 10:12 Sister Dave |
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Nov 20, 2023 10:07:13 GMT
That video testimony is top notch baiting, again!
Did he really read all of Joojoos Emails? It felt like that part was over too soon. But maybe that is wishful thinking ...
It is amazing that he has discovered an instant cure for ulcers:
"2 brand new laptops,2 Android phones, Router[modem ],2 i-Pads"
I will talk to my doctor if this is covered by the insurance. If that is the case, I might just fake one.
I do wonder though .. why does he need two of each for his work as a pastor? Is it a pious reference to Noah's Ark? Or is so that his wife does not snatch everything from him for all the grief he has caused her if he only gets one?
Maybe sister Dave could ask him to specify those items: Which laptop will be sufficient, which phones would be compatible with the Nigerian networks? Does he want Apple or Android i-Pads (I know its Apple, but why not ask), what kind of router or modem? PTSN, ISDN, A/V-DSL, 4G, 5G, Fibre, DOCSIS? That would give him a bit of work plus a bit of hope = investment.
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 20, 2023 12:17:35 GMT
Now he is a single man he can go to be Joojoo’s wife. JooJoo has cash, laptops and phones.
A little gentle buggery will solve all his problems
JooJoo will have even more cash soon.
Can’t understand what his problem is.
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Post by Linoline on Nov 20, 2023 12:44:03 GMT
Very good point trollhunter. Joojoo and Jonas will make a lovely couple 11:56 Jonas |
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Post by Birlic on Nov 20, 2023 14:10:48 GMT
^^^ LOL! Poor imbecile! 11.40 - Jonas to Nancy: 15.05 - Nancy: Tomorrow I will confirm that the file has been accepted and that the payment will be made in the next few hours... I will tell him to follow his bank account in the next 2 days. Nancy does not know (yet) that the Insurance Company will make the payment to the Church's account... these are only "technical details" that we can discuss later. I will be happy to explain to Jonas why the money went to sister Dave and not to him. He will be happy, I have no doubt. |
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 20, 2023 15:20:55 GMT
Maybe this is when JooJoo reveals he has hacked the servers and reading the emails and can send a taunting message to Jonas ahead of the chop?
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Post by MildredPierce on Nov 20, 2023 15:36:13 GMT
It wouldn’t surprise me if Joojoo changes the payment to €20,000 and then diverted it to his own account 💶💶💶
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Post by wcsc12 on Nov 20, 2023 16:59:11 GMT
Well done!!! Watching his video to the lawyer was awesome. One guy audibly laughed and played like he was coughing around 6:35 and they were all holding back laughs the entire time. It was so wonderful hearing him out all of JooJoo's messages but I think he missed a few of them |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2023 19:23:45 GMT
Oh no poor Jonas won’t get his money 🤭🤭🤭
I love the choice of Bible verses.
I appreciate the quality of the bait and the insights Birlic and Linoline share about what they do and why.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Nov 20, 2023 19:55:27 GMT
Poor Jonas indeed. He just doesn't have any leverage whatsoever. Even, Moses had Gerry and sister Dave's affair to use but Jonas, has nothing.
After the chop, can Joojoo partner up for real, dig up some dirt on the church and/or sister Dave for blackmail and work with Jonas, perhaps in exchange for gay $ex in the distant future?
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