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Post by Linoline on Nov 20, 2023 20:03:05 GMT
Maybe sister Dave should introduce her neice Jess to be his future wife. I'm sure that will be a big success!
Oh well.... why not?
21:08 Sister Dave
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 20, 2023 20:44:28 GMT
Boom 💥
Jess enters the chat !!
Just needs blue lady to go 3 rounds with him.
He is soooooo fooked right now
Just delicious 😋
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Post by CerveloS5 on Nov 20, 2023 22:45:06 GMT
Oh no!! Sister Dave needs to be reported to the child protective services for introducing Jess, in her 30s and essentially a child compared to Jonas, a "57 years man". This is child abuse! On second thought, it's "Reverend" Jonas, so the age difference doesn't matter. It could be twice that and nobody will bat an eye  |
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Post by scambaiterja on Nov 21, 2023 5:08:37 GMT
I CANNOT believe this FOOL actually convinced people to make this video with him and sent it. Look at everyone all dressed up! UNBELIEVABLE! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Post by Birlic on Nov 21, 2023 8:16:23 GMT
Tuesday, November 21- This afternoon, at 14.40 (nigerian time) our dear Reverend will receive wonderful news from Nancy. His file was accepted, the case was won and he managed to be exonerated of any kind of accusations... the money will be paid in a few hours, so he has to monitor his bank account. This is the proposed text (it will be sent automatically): - Before midnight, the great chancellor of the church (father Eduard) will send an email to sister Dave, in which he will imperatively request that Jonas deliver a Sunday Sermon in front of a large crowd of people gathered around the Pyramid. I don't know why, but I think this will be a problem for our scammer. This is the proposed text. 
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Post by Linoline on Nov 21, 2023 9:48:41 GMT
10:30 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Nov 21, 2023 12:21:27 GMT
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Post by Linoline on Nov 21, 2023 13:25:56 GMT
oh yes, I'm positive. Right now he must hate me. I can't imagine how much he hates me  and tomorrow he'll have to suck up and be nice to me again. I am really enjoying this |
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Post by stellabella on Nov 21, 2023 13:46:01 GMT
I was going to suggest maybe SpaceX's ultra secret second rocket (when you know, you know  ) will be crashing into that yard. That would be fantastic !! I would mourn the loss of the wonderful pyramid. ...and don't worry Sis Dave, we still love you.
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Post by Linoline on Nov 21, 2023 15:14:19 GMT
15:45 Jonas
16:12 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Nov 21, 2023 15:48:03 GMT
15.34 - A super happy scammer: Yeap, exactly!
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Post by MildredPierce on Nov 21, 2023 16:40:30 GMT
There is joy and celebration all around in the Jonas household and amongst his friends, parishioners and creditors. After the biometric pictures and forms being filled out and triumphant march and the milk and honey and the pyramid, the payout is finally within reach and everyone can relax. Jonas will be a full fledge pastor and receive monthly salary. He can use the money from the insurance claim to buy more of the items that were stolen. He can rejoice with family and friends and demonstrate how perseverance pays off.
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Nov 21, 2023 17:18:37 GMT
Translation: FU mumu bitch. Finally I am awaiting mugu money in my account, but I know I have been lazy lately and need to make sure you do not interfere with the transfer at the last second.
It is interesting that he is expecting the alert on his phone any time now, but needs to borrow a phone to take a picture. Does that mean he only has "small phone" and gets the alert by SMS? |
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 21, 2023 17:56:39 GMT
I wonder if his wife will return before or after the money drops into his account.
I’m betting….. after
Poor Jonas.
Being bummed by JooJoo is fast becoming his only option to get some cash.
Ha ha ha ha
Brilliant baiting everyone!!
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Post by Birlic on Nov 21, 2023 20:07:59 GMT
It is interesting that he is expecting the alert on his phone any time now, but needs to borrow a phone to take a picture. Does that mean he only has "small phone" and gets the alert by SMS? - I bet he'll tell you his phone camera is broken... ohh, I've seen this movie so many times that I've already learned all the actors' lines! - The message from Chancellor Eduard was delivered to sister Dave... and our imbecile Jonas will find out tomorrow that the money has been paid and the bank account has already been credited with 16,500 euros. The Church's bank account, of course! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2023 22:36:57 GMT
Ah dear Reverend Jonas - pride comes before a fall 🤭🤭🤭
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Post by CerveloS5 on Nov 21, 2023 22:58:36 GMT
Dunno, if Jonas will ever do another sermon but if he does and his being clap, sing and dance sermons, can he please be asked to do Rock of Ages, to celebrate Mr. Pricky 's return to the forum? Although, he may likely just give up on the larger payout and start begging to be reimbursed for the amount he lost on the safari, much like Moses. Not the historical Moses but the scammer Moses from a few years ago PS: Birlic, Linoline, perhaps a moot point now with the insurance money going to the church's account but earlier I was really curious how a Joojoo chop would have worked out; didn't think it was plausible but just curious how y'all would have played it out. |
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Post by Birlic on Nov 22, 2023 8:12:31 GMT
^^^ It's very simple and things can happen in several ways: - Joojoo has a friend/cousin who works in the IT department of TSC... so, he modified that message (in which Jonas submitted his bank details) and inserted another bank account to make the payment. The money goes to Togo/Turcia or anywhere. or - Joojoo creates an email address 99% similar to the one used by Jonas and sends a message to Nancy/sister Dave asking for the money to be sent to another country: "... because I'm afraid the Nigerian authorities will confiscate my funds, please to send my money to this bank account in Dubai...". or - Joojoo hires a hacker who sends an "infected email" to the TSC/Church and gains total control over the computers in the network. This hacker modifies all the messages accordingly and compromises Jonas. === We still haven't decided what will be the "explanation" we will give the idiot... we are waiting to see his first reaction when he finds out that the money has reached the Church. For now we are not in a hurry, because we want to force him to do some more humiliating (for him) and funny (for us) things. Only at the end, after he has done everything that is asked of him, we will send the money and Joojoo will do that "chop-chop" that we were waiting for. |
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Post by Linoline on Nov 22, 2023 8:56:13 GMT
22:13 Jonas   22:17 Jonas 9:51 Sister Dave |
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Post by Birlic on Nov 22, 2023 14:21:13 GMT
Wednesday, November 22
15.15 - Nancy to our moron: The imbecile has been silent all day long... he is probably completely broken now and doesn't know what attitude to take yet. His wife must be yelling at him and his friends are mocking him. Surely today is a wonderful day in Babatunde 5 area!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2023 15:34:16 GMT
Birlic and Linoline - I love your turn of phrase, your dry humour and your adroit baiting of Jonas.
Blessed be the Holy Lamb! 🤣
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Post by CerveloS5 on Nov 22, 2023 15:37:14 GMT
His face in the pictures, just says it all and that was before the bad news Linoline, how about asking him to look cheerful in the pictures, please? It may add more salt to the wound cos he just loves being told what to do by a strong woman. When I was a youngin and my dad had me do some chores, as sort of a punishment for doing something stupid, he always told me to look cheerful while doing it which made the whole thing even worse for me. "Don't be muttering angrily/showing attitude while mowing the lawn" he would say. |
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Post by Birlic on Nov 22, 2023 20:27:07 GMT
^^^ LOL! === 20.01 - Good Jonas is confused and tries to keep calm. Like any other scammer, he wants to receive the "receipt" of the payment. Yeap, sure! Obviously, I will not answer him until tomorrow morning, because I am convinced that he will have a wonderful night ... I will also ask him to complete that "Customer Satisfaction Questionnaire" (which he did not want to complete, for Cliff). He will be happy, I have no any doubt here! |
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 22, 2023 20:46:59 GMT
Sleep well reverend. Everything is so much better after a nights rest.
New day, new dawn eh?
Except in his case. He was fooked yesterday, totally fooked today and royally fooked tomorrow
Brilliant baiting.
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Post by Birlic on Nov 23, 2023 5:54:13 GMT
Thursday, November 23
06.51 - In less than 2 hours the chosen Reverend Jonas will receive the following explanatory text from Nancy, together (of course) with that PDF form that must be filled out ( Customer Satisfaction Questionnaire). I am convinced that Jonas rested perfectly last night, so today will be a great success for him! Muhahahaha! === 09.04 - Sad. So sad. My soul suffers. I really think he's in big trouble right now. Starting with his wife, with the neighbors (to whom he promised money) and ending with the oga and the local loan sharks. Simply put, Jonas did everything he was asked and now he got nothing. Only suffering, humiliation and shame! I don't think he has the real possibility to pay people again to gather in the yard with the pyramid and applaud him. Simply, he's foocked! ===
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Post by Linoline on Nov 23, 2023 9:16:58 GMT
20:44 Jonas wrote an empty message to sister dave titled 'TODAY'S PHOTOGRAPHS'   9:25 Jonas seems to understand that he has to work again if he wants something  10:14 Sister Dave |
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Nov 23, 2023 10:35:24 GMT
That "PLS STOP" on the left side is perfectly framed Is there any chance one of the elders could take offense with the state of that wall? Getting a bucket of water and a brush to clean it should not be too much to ask, maybe even a bottle of bleach and a bit of paint. A pastor could also be the grand mugu head of the neighborhood beautification committee. From "I don't have any questions to ask about the doctrine of the church, not any more" to a full, handwritten page. I do wonder what made him change his mind so quickly  |
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Post by trollhunter on Nov 23, 2023 11:32:05 GMT
If only he had built the ‘bench of contemplation’ when he had all his willing workers he would have somewhere for his disciples to sit.
Poor Jonas. Always takes the hardest road
I love how you are slow playing this. Like a real insurance company would take ages to settle a claim.
I’m impatient for the chop. Can’t wait for JooJoo to re-enter the story and taunt him un-mercilessly
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Post by an-alias on Nov 23, 2023 17:30:16 GMT
Linoline , how about asking him to look cheerful in the pictures, please? It may add more salt to the wound cos he just loves being told what to do by a strong woman. I agree, I think it is time to remind him of Psalm 100:2: "Serve the Lord with joy; come before him with singing." depending on the version it could also be: "Serve the Lord with gladness: come before his presence with singing." I think he would be extatic to have to write that next, while looking as joyful as possible. |
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Post by Linoline on Nov 24, 2023 7:35:51 GMT
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) will be crashing into that yard. That would be fantastic !! I would mourn the loss of the wonderful pyramid.
