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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 7:03:09 GMT

Well, well, well... where are the necessary documents for the registration of those 6 new apostles of the Faith? The ones that Jonas claimed he convinced to join the community last week? I think that poor reverend-to-be Jonas tried to bite a much too big piece of the cake and now he is about to choke.

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Post by Linoline on Sept 18, 2023 9:33:05 GMT

10:31 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail. You will have my up-date regarding the monument of faith any time from now.
Sunday Service was so exciting as we welcomed about 3 new members and my sermon was titled Calvary-A place of Peace and Pardon.
Calvary , where we see God's love at its best,and man's sin at its worst. Calvary,where the son of God, died in order that the sons of men may live forever. Mark 15:16-20;24-28.
I have taken note of your advice as per an aspiring reverend, what i ought to be doing ,reaching out to the church at all times.
I will keep that in mind.
My regards,
Bro Jonas

11:30 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

I am glad that you have finally understood the importance of constant communication after I have repeated this for weeks now.
A few days ago you mentioned 6 new disciples that you added to your followers. Please send me their membership form and proof of faith picture today. To be honest I can not find a single reason why you must bring up so many delays. September is already more than halfway through and you still didn't finish the monument and done the baptism ceremony. It is discouraging to see that the way you worked initially has faded.
I need to see pictures of the progress of the monument of faith today and I trust that you will send them to me unfailingly.

Be blessed

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Post by Linoline on Sept 18, 2023 20:57:59 GMT

11:46 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail but I must try to correct some of your assertions :I am short of funds and the monument of faith needs funds to build it but i am trying my best to do all i can to make sure i deliver the monument as soon as possible.I might not be able to compile the photographs of proof of faith of the 6 new members since i am already on site building the monument.I will send them any time soon this week. Please, be patient with me on this issue.
Thank you,
Bro Jonas

14:20 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Here are some of the photographic up dates on the building of the monument of faith.
Thanks
Bro Jonas

14:20 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Kindly, acknowledge the receipt of some of the photos of the ongoing work on the monument of faith.
Thanks,
Bro Jonas

22:57 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

Thank you for the pictures. These show that you have placed some more blocks on one side of the monument of faith. I asked you to make pictures of every layer and every time you fill up the structure with bags of sand. You didn't do this and I expect you will correct this oversight tomorrow morning.
I noticed that you still didn't make a tent to keep the monument from the rain. I also didn't receive the membership forms and proof of faith pictures from your six new disciples. I wonder why I have to keep repeating all these things so many times. It's starting to make me a little weary.
I hope to see some more results from you tomorrow.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 18, 2023 21:11:26 GMT

His face says it all; poor baby boy scammer is on his last tether. What he wouldn't do to strangle y'all but he can't bite the hand that feeds

PS: Perhaps he can be asked to look more cheerful in the pictures; he shouldn't look grumpy while doing the Lamb's work.

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Post by Birlic on Sept 19, 2023 9:44:57 GMT

Well, what seemed like a simple task that was easy to do / easy to solve (at the beginning of August) turned out to be a complicated and time-consuming story, financial resources and physical energy (at the end of September). Poor Reverend Jonas has come far too far, to allow himself to abandon the "game" now. Surely he is not at all happy with what is happening! The money (which he hopes to get his hands on so quickly) turns into a "Morgana Girl"... so close, but at the same time so far! Sister Dave is unyielding and probably Jonas hates her passionately, but he has to make efforts to appear humble and obedient. I am convinced that he is suffering, especially since he is a mature and experienced scammer! I'm curious what all his "apostles" think about him.

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Sept 18, 2023 20:57:59 GMT Linoline said:

11:46 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail but I must try to correct some of your assertions

We knew he is lazy, but now he is getting a bit insolent.

And he didnt even bother to close the monument again and send a picture of that. (bonk)

In this state it would probably be easiest to pour concrete into the structure to make it more permanent ...

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Post by Birlic on Sept 19, 2023 20:46:25 GMT

Reverend Jonas to sister Dave... as usual, apologies, lies and delays.

Dear sister Dave,
Thank you for your mail. I did not promise to send the pictures of the 6 new apostles with their proof of faith photographs soon because they are workers in governmental offices while some are business men in different parts of Lagos state .I can have their photographs of proof of faith only on Sunday when we will all gather for Sunday service.On the issue of building a tent for the monument due to rainfall i can only use tarpaulin to cover it for now .I can not afford building a tent for it since i am short of funds but i promise to build it in due course.As for the inside of the monument i started off with about 13 bags of sand but early yesterday morning the people i paid to supply me with more sandbags contacted me for a refund due to the fact that they couldn't get enough sand that could fill up the monument .To avoid more delay i had to use blocks to fill the rest of the monument in place of sandbags since you mentioned in one of your numerous mails that we could use bricks but just like i told you in my previous mail there are no bricks in Lagos state.
Thank you and be blessed,
Bro Jonas

Sister Dave:

Dear brother Jonas,

There is still a lot for you to learn. You only see problems instead of solutions and you should change that mindset.
I am sure that your disciples can fill out their form and make a picture on their lunch break or right after work and send the pictures of it to you so you can forward it to me.
It is good that you filled the monument with blocks, please show us pictures of all the layers of blocks, because right now the only thing we see is that there are blocks on the outside. Like instructed you should've sent pictures of every step, every layer you made so the elders can see that the monument is a solid construction. It is not hard for you to understand my words, you are an intelligent man so I am surprised that I have to repeat it so many times. I expect to see the pictures of every layer before the end of the day.
The tent, you promised to make one. The way you make it or the material you use is not important for me. What matters is that you will make some kind of cover so you can continue working even when it rains.
I hope everything is clear now.

Be blessed
sister Dave

Rev. Jonas:

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail and advice, i have taken them since i am open to learning .
As for the new 6 disciples doing all that you have instructed ,well, they don't have the copy of the proof of faith and secondly, i would like to take them the photographs personally and thereafter the rest of the paper-works will be done by them and returned to me so that i forward them to you. I will see how i can reach them individually in order to fast track the ungoing process.
The stage by stage photographs of the inner monument will follow after you might have received this up-date.Presently, i am using a tarpurlin to cover the monument which is not too bad.
Thank you so much for your advice i appreciate them.
My regards,
Bro Jonas

We all know how much Nigerian men love to listen to orders given to them by women. (rolling)

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PS: I will be OFF all next week, so these postponements suit us perfectly! We can accelerate everything with the first days of October.

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Post by Linoline on Sept 20, 2023 5:58:00 GMT

19:05 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Kindly, acknowledge the photos of the monument.
Thanks,
Bro Jonas.

19:12 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Here are more of the photographs.
Thanks,
Bro Jonas

19:20 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
More Photographs.

8:00 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

I received the pictures and I can see that you are working the right way now. Please continue and make pictures of every layer that you are building until the monument is completely solid.
The issue with these forms is one I don't understand. Do these disciples not use email that you can send them the form and image for the proof of faith picture? I don't understand why you try to make this so complicated but I accept that you might not be as inventive as I initially thought.
I hope to see more results by the end of the day. When the monument is finished we will talk about the baptism ceremony.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Birlic on Sept 20, 2023 6:05:08 GMT

- It seems that the good Reverend does not have the support of all his apostles.

- Of course, Sister Dave will be surprised to see that only one man works at the pyramid. The Elders will notice these details.

- Has Jonas been abandoned by "his team", or have they lost faith in the Holy Lamb? The scammer should be able to explain these things.

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Post by Linoline on Sept 20, 2023 6:52:35 GMT

I'm not going to point this out right now. He needs to be hopeful that he'll get his hands on the money and products, so I can't be too strict on him... wait.... already did that... nevermind.
I think most of his buddies are working and not available to help him all day long. The fact that they didn't get paid yet won't help.

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07.20 - The noble Reverend Jonas he has not forgotten good Lenny and still tries to communicate with him (although Gerry informed him, a long time ago, that the senile old man is hospitalized with serious health problems and that his chances of life are almost zero).

Dear dad,
How are you doing today? I hope that you are getting better by the day.
I miss writing to you.
Thank you,
Abdul

Obviously, Lenny will never answer again, because he no longer has any role in the development of the story.
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Post by Linoline on Sept 20, 2023 20:53:34 GMT

9:34 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail and acknowledgement of the work being done on the monument. Well, most of the 6 new apostles don't even own phones not to talk about having email handles but however , i will try to reach out to most of them before the end of tomorrow and get the required information and possibly help in creating their emails.
Not to worry I will try to do my best but be reminded that Africa is yet to be as developed as the Western nations because of bad leadership.
Have a very lovely day,
Bro Jonas

13:00 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Kindly, acknowledge 6 Apostles Proof Of Faith Photographs.
Their paperworks will come in a day's time after they must have finished filing them.
Thanks,
Bro Jonas

13:10 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Here are more of the photos of the filling process of the monument.
Thank you,
Bro Jonas

22:53 sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

Thank you for the pictures that you have sent today. As you might know, the usual way is to have your disciples send their membership form first and then the proof of faith picture, but I'll not make an issue of this right now. I am glad that you managed to get the pictures we needed and we're waiting to receive the forms.
I am a little surprised at the small progress you have made on the monument of faith. It isn't very big so I expected it to be filled up by now. I hope tomorrow you will show me some pictures with more progress. After this it needs to be painted. If you don't remember the exact instructions, then don't hesitate to ask and I'm always willing to assist you and explain the process again.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Birlic on Sept 21, 2023 6:34:36 GMT

Linoline, I think sister Dave could suggest that he permanently remove those wood veneers and finish the pyramid walls on the outside part with some cement... like a kind of plaster (as it appears he tried to do at the bottom of pyramid). Cement can be well painted and doesn't get damaged by rain (like wooden plywood)... in addition, it is much more durable and the idiot will work hard to demolish everything in the end!

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Post by stellabella on Sept 21, 2023 7:47:34 GMT

[...]because they are workers in governmental offices while some are business men in different parts of Lagos state

Well, most of the 6 new apostles don't even own phones not to talk about having email handles

I am shocked! If that is the calibre of white collar workers in Lagos, they seriously need to up their game

It looks as if Mr Lumpyhead is using that wooden pole beside him to help him walk!

I wonder how much it cost to have those strangers walking by in the street to pose for him, has the Brother no shame for belittling our beloved Holy Lamb?

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(through clenched teeth and buttocks) ...have a very lovely day everyone

Signed...Bro Jonas

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Post by Linoline on Sept 21, 2023 19:35:06 GMT

14:15 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Your mail has been read and noted.
Well, I will be sending the rest of the build up of the monument of faith later today.
I will also be sending the 6 disciples membership forms, all attested and signed by them.
Could you send me a recap on the painting procedures as I may have lost them in the numerous mail that we have exchanged with each other over time.
Has late brother Gerry, been interred? I feel for his family ,that's my reason for asking.
Be blessed,
Brother Jonas

21:31 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

Thank you for asking. Brother Gerardus' funeral was today. It was a sad day and also a joyful moment of celebrating that he is with his Lord in heaven right now. Unfortunately he didn't have much family left, he was estranged from them many years ago and even his own mother didn't come to the funeral. Fortunately we loved him dearly as our own and he felt like family to us. I can only hope he felt the same way. I know that he must have found peace now in the arms of the angels

I thought you would've sent those forms by now, since it is already late, but I hope to find them in my email tomorrow. I will send you again the instructions of the painting of the monument. I suggest that you only start this once the structure has been approved, so please send some pictures of the work you have done today, the layers you have added.

You have to paint the sides in 4 different colors. White, yellow, green and blue. On the white side you will paint our church logo, on the yellow side you will paint the Holy Lamb, on the green side you will paint Jesus on the cross and on the blue side you will paint your own vision of heaven.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

Birlic unfortunately I didn't see your message here before I sent my last reply, but I might give it a try. After all I did tell him to send pictures for approval before he starts painting

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Post by Linoline on Sept 22, 2023 20:04:18 GMT

16:01 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
The internet connections here and even the cyber cafe was disrupted by fire outbreak .
Please, kindly acknowledge.

16:39 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail and the drawing instructions. I will follow your directives to the letter.
Here are the forms and photographs of the monument of faith kindly acknowledge them.
Thank you,
Bro Jonas
NB:The Adhesion forms appear in sequence as the proof of faith photpgraphs ie: the man wearing a yellow dress and jeans has the first form and his name is Galadima ****, then the second person following him that is wearing Blue sweat shirt is Afolabi ****, then the third person on a white t-shirt is Samuel ***, then the next person is Charles *** on a dark blue dress and jeans trouser,followed by Abdul *** on overall white and the last person whose belt is loose is Lloyd ***.

16:49 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
I will beg you to pardon me on how I sent the photographs of the Monument. Our internet was very epileptic yesterday ,that's my reason for not sending them. Today, i visited the cafe and the internet connection was still at a snail speed maybe, due to the fire outbreak somewhere that affected the broadband .
Thank you,
Bro Jonas

22:02 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

I have received and reviewed all the pictures and forms that you have sent me. The forms have been approved and you have been making some progress again on the filling of the monument of faith. However, the top part has not been detached so it is impossible that the top has been filled as well.
The elders have suggested that you will remove all the plywood because it will not be able to endure all the rainfall that you have been complaining about. They suggested that you built the top part with blocks after you detached the plywood and then you will plaster the sides of the monument with cement before painting it. This way it is much more durable.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Linoline on Sept 24, 2023 20:05:45 GMT

6:17 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your up-dates.I revere the elders of our great church and
have much respect for your candid corrections and suggestions in this
my quest to building the monument of faith but i would like a
different approach to tearing down the plywood that i have already
painted in the approved colors [only remaining the artistic works] to
be added not to be pulled down simply as a result of the heavy rain i
notified you about . Now,, the rainy season in my country is almost
ended and dismantling the ply wood to and plastering the sides of the
monument will cost me additional funds which i do not have. I have
borrowed so much money trying to complete this task and now this new
suggestion all because of rain! Well, i abide by every decision of the
Church if my suggestion is not taken into consideration.
Meanwhile, i had hoped to completing the task as have been directed by
your humble self then after the baptism i will use cement to plaster
the monument to give it an enduring look .
The remaining 2 apostles inclusion is also on my agenda this coming
week and as soon as i am able to get them i will send you their Proof
Of Faith photographs and the Adhesion forms.
Thank you and God blessings be upon you,
Bro Jonas

22:05 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

I understand your point of view but this is the request of the elders and I can not change their mind about this. I think if you didn't complain about the rain for the last few weeks they wouldn't have even mentioned the wood. In Cameroon a parish used wood for their monument of faith and they never got any complaints about it.
I asked today if it would be ok if you would plaster the monument of faith with cement on the outside and then reapply those plywood panels. They agreed to this solution, but only if you use a paint that is not water-based and won't wash off in the rain.
I hope this is a solution that you can work with, at least the paint won't be wasted this way. I hope you had a blessed sunday sermon and I hope to see some more pictures of the progress tomorrow.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Sept 25, 2023 10:28:25 GMT

Now,, the rainy season in my country is almost ended

What about next year's rainy season? Funny how the rainy season is an unsurmountable obstacle to him doing some work, yet somehow a few sheets of plywood will endure.

I have borrowed so much money trying to complete this task and now this new suggestion all because of rain!

On what did he spend "so much money" on? A few blocks and a bit of plaster should be cheap everywhere. And if that is too much he can collect stones from roadside, thats how mankind has built walls for ages. Add maybe a few naira for the land owner and transport of the materials, both should be very cheap in Nigeria. He could even ask his father, the village barrow pusher, to help.

It's his own damn fault he went to a carpenter for his plywood monument. Because he did not want to get his own hands dirty and thought the mumu church would accept a single year monument. Now he is pretending that a lasting monument is somehow a "new suggestion". Lazy prick!

after the baptism i will use cement to plaster the monument to give it an enduring look .

Quite telling that he is not using cement to make the monument last, but just to make it look like it would.

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Sister Dave is always supportive but is a company woman through and through. He tries so hard to weasel his way around the requirements, but that damn Council of Elders...

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11:17 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail .I plead for you and the elders to allow me take adequate treatment for the waist pain that i am going through today and possibly i will resume work on the monument by Wednesday this week.
Right now i am in the hospital awaiting the doctor's prescriptions.
Thank you and God bless,
Bro Jonas

11:33 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

I'm sorry to hear about the issues with your waist pain. I pray that the Lord will guide the hands and wisdom of the doctors and give you the best treatment. While you are not able to work on the monument of faith you can ask your disciples to continue the work. This is why they are hired, to assist you with all you have to do for the church. I expect to see some results this evening.
Take rest and oversee the activities of your disciples, you are their leader and should direct them on what to do.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

14:12 Jonas

Dear Dave,
Thanks for your advise but almost all my disciples are working in various offices and some are traders who only have time on week ends but hopefully some of them have already told me in confidence that they will lend their helping hands after their work in their various offices and troop down to assist in the monument building .
Thank you,
Bro Jonas

14:33 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

You should really try to be a bit more inventive in trouble solving. Your disciples don't need to do the work themselves, they can instruct others to do it for them. Delegation is a good quality to have as a leader. You are the leader of your parish but your disciples are also the leaders of the people. You can ask parish members or returning visitors to help with building the monument. I am sure you can come up with other good solutions.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

15:33 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
I have noted your concern,I will do as directed.
Thanks,
Bro Jonas

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Whoever came up with the moneygram form is a legend. The questions are so beautifully framed. I am just in awe. This bait is very well done. I really enjoy Birlic and Linoline baits and appreciate how they craft their communications with the scammers.

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22:29 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

I hope you are in good health and that you are able to instruct your disciples well.
It has been a few days now since I have received the last photo update about the progress on the monument of faith. The elders are getting impatient. They hoped that we would've been able to ship the parcel and transfer the funds by the end of this month, but you are bringing a lot of delays all the time so we are a bit disappointed with this. Please send me an update as soon as you can to appease the elders.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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23:24 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Please, be patient with me on this issue of the building of the pyramid of faith. Yes, i have been a bit late in completing the
building due to a severe pain which eventually took me to the hospital to book an appointment with a doctor and i was given drugs which made
me drowsy and a bit uncomfortable and i could not get my bearing until after some hours.
I promise to conclude the building of the monument before the end of this week.
Thank you and God bless,
Bro Jonas

9:47 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

I understand your situation and I hope the Lord will take this burden of pain of your shoulders and heal you with His merciful hands.
This situation can be seen as a test of leadership and is an opportunity to show that you are a true leader of your parish. I already explained this to you but I still didn't get the requested pictures from you even though you do have plenty disciples who can assist you in building the monument of faith.
I am happy to hear that you will be finished by the end of the week, however I still want to see pictures today. The elders are getting impatient and are constantly asking me about the current status. It will reflect badly on your parish if we can't show them anything. I hope you understand.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

I expected that he'd hurry up with the monument so he could get his hands on the money. He's disappointing me a bit.

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