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Post by Birlic on Sept 8, 2023 12:12:33 GMT

Friday, 13.10 - Gerry to our scammer:

Brother, tell me what the fuck are you doing there? When do you finish those damn formalities? I feel like I'm going crazy because of my fucking debts and I'm being chased by angry loan sharks, so please please hurry up as much as you can so I can make that fucking payment as soon as possible.

At the right time, a car accident caused by a drunk and drugged Gerry will seem very believable. (rolling)

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Post by Linoline on Sept 8, 2023 19:38:03 GMT

5:16 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
I must apologize for my inability to communicate and upload the requested videos for you yesterday due to the fact there was a heavy downpour over here and the power-grid was switched off and was only restored early today. Here are the length and width measurement videos as per your request.
Today, hopefully, the painting and the seat of admiration will be completed and put in place .
Thanks,
Brother Jonas.

21:35 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

Thank you for the video's. The measurements are accepted, it is just big enough. I do wonder where those cement building blocks are because you have not shown that you have built the structure with those and the wood around it. Please correct this and send me a video showing that the monument consists of those cement blocks. I'd like to receive it tomorrow.
I received confirmations of the products I ordered and it will be a few days until they start arriving here.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Saturday, September 09

09.00 - Jonas has not responded to last Gerry's message yet, which makes me think that things are not so good in the Nigerian parish. Probably our scammer hoped that this stage (building the pyramid) could only be done with the help of that carpenter who built the wooden structure and delivered the covering plywood. The fact that secretary Dave demands that the pyramid be "solid and built with cement blocks" seriously complicates Jonas's existence... poor Reverend! Surely he has to reach into his pocket and pay the "apostles of the Faith" again, which saddens him enormous. Muhahahaha! (rolling)

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Sept 8, 2023 8:21:58 GMT stellabella said:

^^ What !?! Have you not seen this wonderful Monument of Faith?

Construction

End Result

There is a rumour that this Holy Obelisk can even be seen from space...the Elders hold this as a benchmark for every other aspiring Reverend and his followers

Oh snap!!!;I think I totally missed this one. Wooooow. You're absolutely right! This is different level. 🤣😂🤣😂. Reverend Jonas has A LOT of work to do. We demand he utilizes the cement blocks!

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21.27 - Finally, rev. Jonas replied to Gerry:

Brother,
I am surprised that rather than commend me on the effort that i am making to make these things work, all you do is treat me like a slave master! Please, whatever , you are doing now take it easy cos soon all the problems you are going through will be over. I am doing my best but just that the incessant rain tend to put a wedge in my monument of faith building.
Soon and very soon i will be done with task.
Take Care.
Brother Jonas.

Our scammer is still optimistic and has not lost hope that he will get his hands on the church's money. Hmm, we'll try to do everything we can for to give him what he deserves. LOL!

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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Sept 9, 2023 20:07:48 GMT

Wow, those poor people must have some serious flooding going on to prevent them from working for days and even going outside. Maybe the church could add some raincoats and lifejackets to the shipment.

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Post by Birlic on Sept 10, 2023 5:35:21 GMT

Sunday, September 10

Yesterday, in the late evening, Jonas sent this mail to sister Dave... few very small photos was attached:

Dear Sister Dave,
I am sorry to be sending my 'progress report' very late . It's due to the incessant and unannounced heavy downpour that desrupts the electrical settings in Lagos, which makes very nearly impossible to access electricity and the internet in real time.

However, i have discovered a way of beating this incessant power cuts hence this mail.
I assessed my mail just now and read through it then discovered that you still insist that i make a video showing the use of blocks and wood to support the rampart of the monument.Please, note that We have already covered the monument and inlaid it with blocks and planks/woods that i purchased while i was preparing to commence the Monument building project.
Attached to this mail are photos of the Monument building project which can attest to how committed i have been on this matter.

The Art work and the Bench of admiration are the only remaining process to be put in place . Once they are completed the photos and videos will be forwarded to you before the Baptism will take place.
Thank you,
Brother Jonas .

Sister Dave to our moron:

Dear brother Jonas,

These pictures are so small that it is impossible to see what you are showing. Please resend the pictures in their original, unedited format.
The blocks you are showing are outside of the monument of faith, this doesn't show that you used blocks to build the structure of the monument, so please find a way to show us that the blocks are on the inside of the monument, firmly attached to each other with cement to ensure their strength.
I hope to hear from you soon.

Be blessed
sister Dave

Probably Linoline will post the pictures later...it's obvious that the idiot took some cement blocks and placed them outside the pyramid. The pretext of rains and power outages are already part of the daily menu and no longer impress anyone. Time is working against Jonas, and he knows this... he tries to appear polite and soooo dedicated to the Faith, but he is probably extremely frustrated by the fact that Sister Dave is not fooled so easily.

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Post by Linoline on Sept 10, 2023 8:07:25 GMT

It's obvious that he intentionally sent very small pictures so we couldn't see any details. The scammer who thought it would be easy to fool sister Dave will hopefully be frustrated right now. So close to receiving money and an expensive package and it's only slightly out of his grasp.

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16:57 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Kindly, acknowledge these photographs .
By tomorrow you will have some more. I am not computer savvy so i don't know how to crop up or edit photographs.The photographs i usually send you are the ones my son takes and uploads to the computer then i forward or send them to you.
In the same vein i am pleading with you to send me the Church's logo that will be atop the monument and other images that i am to draw on the body of the monument .
Thank you,
Bro Jonas

19:11 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

Thank you for the pictures. However, they are not what I requested. I told you to send me pictures of the inner structure of the monument. The Cement blocks that are built and put together with cement. I have asked you several times now and you still don't send those to me. I wonder why. Please make sure to send these pictures to me before the end of the day tomorrow.
I attached for you an image of the logo of our church. You have seen it on the paper you held while making the proof of faith picture.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Linoline on Sept 11, 2023 7:01:35 GMT

8:40 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Your latest mail refers.
I regret to inform you that i do not have videos or photographs of the final stage of the inner structure due to the constant and incessant rainfall which we were having on a daily basis and was nearly marring the construction of the monument at that period.When the rainfall gave us a respite the carpenter i hired went ahead to cover up the monument in my absence while i ran around to get a painter for the monument so as to meet up with a deadline i had set for him.This is the real reason why i have no videos /Photographs of the inner
structure.However, your repeated mails about wanting to see the structural lay-out of the monument spurred me into trying to gain access to it but my effort will only result to either mutilating or destroying the entire monument and if this is done it will cost money,time and new materials to couple it back and you already know that i borrowed funds in order to reach this stage. I would like you to know that i am an elderly man and i can not on my honor tell lies in order to buttress my point on the true nature of the structure since this project is dedicated to our Lord,almighty.I have been putting all my best in order to achieve great success on this matter.
The only remaining aspect of the monument that we are yet to do is using mixed concrete and cement to work on the outer base which we are set to commence as soon as possible.
Thank you,
Brother Jonas.

8:56 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

We asked you to make pictures of every stage of the building process which you didn't do. The result of this is that the elders doubt that the inner structure of the monument consists of building blocks and cement. You made the decision not to send pictures, so it is your responsibility to find a way to show us that you have built it according to the protocols and instructions.
I expect to see the pictures of it soon. These excuses are only causing delays while we intended to speed up the process by sending you the package and funds before even the baptism ceremony would be done. This is not a good attitude for a reverend and I expect you to do the right thing.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

Excuses of course. I bet he didn't touch those cement blocks at all except for posing with them. He can just start all over again. Not our problem. More work for him, less time to scam. (rolling)

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As we assumed, Jonas chose the Easiest Way to build the Pyramid, which is not exactly in line with the attitude of a good Christian. The alternatives for him are not very good, especially since Gerry warned him about sister Dave's particularity: an extremely smart woman who cannot be lied to/fooled. Poor Jonas!

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13.35 - Gerry to our scammer... a huge slap.

What the fuck, whaaaaat the fuck? Brother, explain to me, because I have the impression that I don't understand anything anymore. I told you several times not to try anything stupid with sister Dave because she is not like the rest of the idiots here. Because she is an intelligent woman and you have no chance of fooling her with lies. Do you remember my fucking words about sister Dave? Tell me!

I was in the Chancellor's office this morning, when she presented "your" last fucking shit pictures and read your fucking lying messages. Of course, everyone in the Church will start now to think you're a fucking liar trying to fool the church and that you made that crap pyramid out of plywood instead of using those damn cement blocks like you were told. Why the hell are you unable to follow some simple advice? You are a mature man and I thought I could trust you that you could follow some fucking simple instructions without trying to cheat. Our whole scheme is based on TRUST... do you know what the word "trust" means? To say something and have the world believe it, without checking? It seems that you manage to destroy the trust that these old idiots had in your words. You managed to make them curious and suspicious and they are all waiting for you to prove to them that the damned pyramid is made as it should be!

Fuck, fuck, fuck! It was enough to do what was asked of you, especially since this is the last fucking step before your appointment as Reverend. We were going to start making the payments, but you were such an idiot that you chose to lie secretary Dave and try to trick her. She is not a naive child and she did not reach her current position by being easily to be deceived. No way! She is smarter than all the people I know and I am afraid of her! Why the hell aren't you doing the right thing? That's all we have to solve and after that we can put our hands on their damned money. I already told you that I have big problems with the loan sharks from whom I borrowed money, so please, I beg you to do the right thing so that we can earn some money immediately. I need that fucking money!

Tell her that you were deceived by the builders who helped you and that you already excommunicated them. Tell her that you regret everything and that you will do the right thing immediately, without any delay. These old idiots love penances and love to be asked for forgiveness! You will get a second chance, and you'd better not waste it. We have all come too far to give up now! You agree with me?

It is obvious that Jonas wanted to avoid hard work, but that is not something we will accept.
We hope that he is involved enough in the story to be willing to do everything right.

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i am an elderly man and i can not on my honor tell lies
in order to buttress my point on the true nature of the structure
since this project is dedicated to our Lord,almighty

Does anyone ever buy that line? I can just see him puffing up like an ol' toad.

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17:06 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thank you for your mail. Well, i will try my best to tear down a part of the monument and show you the inner structure .. I take the blame of everything but then God, is certainly in control .
Give me some time to work out the best way to go about it. I must sincerely show my appreciation for your good gestures and i pray that our good Lord will grant you all your heart desires.
Thank you once again,
Bro Jonas

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22:26 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

I am glad to hear that you made the right decision here. I tried my best to convince the elders, but they didn't budge and insisted on seeing the inner structure. It was quite a heavy debate earlier today. It is good that you are trying to find a way to do the right thing and show the work that you have done.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Tuesday, September 12

13.55 - Gerry to Jonas:

Brother, where are you? Why don't you answer my fucking messages? I am desperate, please communicate with me. I no longer sleep at night and take painkillers and drugs non-stop to control my panic. How much time do you think you need to finish everything? I really have big problems here and I really need those fucking money. Please hurry up as much as you can!

I think it is necessary to remove Gerry from the scene, so that Jonas is convinced that all the money will remain in his pocket...

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Jonas ignores Gerry, but it seems that he hasn't given up on the idea of taking the church's money... so, we have a chance to see the pyramid rebuilt! (rolling)

Our scammer writes to sister Dave:

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks, you are a special person to me when it comes to this my journey of becoming a Reverend in our church. I will always remember you in my thoughts and i pray for you every day since i have come to know you that your decisions will always be right.
God bless you richly,
Bro Jonas.

Sister Dave:

Dear brother Jonas,

I thank you for your kind words and hope to receive an update today about the work that you have been doing and also the pictures that I can show the elders so they will all know how hard you have worked.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Wednesday, September 13

01.26 - Finally, Jonas replied to Gerry's messages... our scammer is very outraged, but he will continue his scamming behavior. I don't know why but I am not at all surprised. LOL!

I dislike the way [choice of your words ] you communicate with me but i will continue condoning it cos of what's coming out of it at the end. I am not a kid and so i would like you to treat me like an adult.After my explanation of what happened sister Dave,gave me a second chance I will do my best to prove myself and if not for the rain today the whole thing would have been opened and photographs will be uploaded for her to show the elders. In my honor I used cement for the base of the monument.I was hurrying to beat the time of delivery and forgot to take pictures of the inside of the monument...that's why.
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Post by Linoline on Sept 13, 2023 14:16:39 GMT

0:03 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail but I would have priced-open a part of the monument of faith today to upload pictures of the masonry work done inside but for the nearly 22 hours of non stop rainfall today in Lagos state. By God's grace i will do it tomorrow if we have clear weather. Just about 6pm, this evening the carpenter called to deliver the chair of admiration amidst the rainfall and will be on hand tomorrow to put it in its proper place.
Thank you,
Brother Jonas.

15:45 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

Thank you for the update. I'm hoping to receive the pictures from you today. I thought I mentioned before that you should shelter the monument from the rain. Especially when you use plywood for the outside, which is likely to get damaged in heavy rain. If you would have done that the rain wouldn't be an issue right now.
I want to ask you to pray with your disciples and parish visitors for our dear accountant. Brother Gerardus, we also call him Gerry, has been behaving strange lately and we are worried about his wellbeing. He loses his patience and acts erratic at times. The elders have noticed and suggested to the council to replace him with another accountant.
I can understand that this is unsettling news to you, but you don't have to worry about the finances for your parish. The budget of 25000,- has already been appointed and will be for your parish without any changes. It will be paid immediately after the inauguration of your parish. A new accountant would only need to review and confirm the suggested salaries again.
Please remember us in your prayers and pray for our dear brother Gerardus. That the Lord may heal him in his endless mercy.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Birlic on Sept 15, 2023 7:56:00 GMT

Reverend Jonas is (probably) having big problems with the pyramid, so he hasn't sent anything yet. However, he insists that everything is fine, so he hasn't abandoned the idea of getting his hands on the church's money... Gerry is more and more "uncontrollable", so we will take him out of the game. Even Jonas thinks that Gerry should see a psychiatrist. (rolling)

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Reverend Jonas to sister Dave:

Dear sister Dave,
Your mail refers. Brother Gerardus, will be good if he seeks the face of God, rightly and perhaps checks up with a Psychiatrist . We will pray for him night and day until his condition is stable and gets better.
Well,the pictures of the inside of the monument of faith is ready and will be uploaded in the next mail, in a few minutes time.Just want to give you a tip-off cos our internet system got worsened by the non stop heavy rain and thunderstorm in Lagos, lately.
Be blessed,
Bro Jonas

Surely the idiot has not yet managed to convince anyone to work on the construction (with cement blocks) of the pyramid, so he has nothing to show Sister Dave. LOL!
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Sister Dave:

Dear brother Jonas,

Unfortunately I have not received the pictures yet. If the internet connection is bad, maybe you should go to a place where the connection is good, like a cyber cafe.
You are probably right about brother Gerardus, I do think as well that he needs more help than just prayers. I will try to talk to him about this tomorrow. Thank you for your concerns and your prayers.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Linoline on Sept 15, 2023 9:10:32 GMT

1:31 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
I'm so sorry I kept you waiting all because of these photos. Well, i waited up till about 12.27 PM, in order to upload and send you these photos because of the erratic internet connections here due to the high frequency of heavy downpour.
Kindly, acknowledge the receipt of the inner photographs of the monument of faith.
My regards,
Bro Jonas

11:06 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

Thank you for these pictures. The monument isn't solid yet, you should fill the inside with bags of sand and of course the bricks need to be stacked much higher than this. I thought you said it was finished, but it looks like you are only half way and I am confused about this. Please explain the situation to me so I won't get any wrong ideas about what I see.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Birlic on Sept 15, 2023 9:37:19 GMT

^^^ It's exactly as we imagined... the idiot tried to avoid building the pyramid "properly" but was forced by sister Dave to deliver something, so he laid 3 rows of cement blocks and hoped that everything is fine like that... wrong thoughts on his part! Muhahahaha, poor moron!

10.30 - A very drunk Gerry writes to Jonas:

YOu dislike thechoice of mywords? Really? You, a wretchedscammer from that fonking country fullof scammers?Do youhave the courage to talk tome about trust? youo?fuck you! I'm too drunkright now tottalk to you and am feel lik I might say things I'll regrettomorrow. I'm goingnow nowto get som good weed from the indians in thered district and maybe I'll get a oyung prostitute with me . Tonight I want to forgeteverything and everyone You're stressng me out terribely because I no longe trust youto be able to finish thejob . fuck yo!If you want to continues ok, if not thenfuck you an go to your mama , I''m sick of all we;ll talk tomorrw mornign

Tonight we will take Gerry out of the game.
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Post by Linoline on Sept 15, 2023 12:12:56 GMT

13:13 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
This is the most I did since you told me that I could use cement blocks for the inside ,then I use plywood for the enclosure , so that I could paint the monument after I am done. I am confused now that you are informing me that I am to fill the monument with sand bags [up to what level ]? and I also have to stack up the inside with bricks [we do not have bricks here ] or do you mean blocks and to what level too since the monument is curved and can not take as much blocks as you are proposing. I would like you to give me a second chance to do it right but must be guided..Now, i don't really know the quantity of sand bags that i will be stacking into the monument and secondly what should be the exact height of the blocks that i will stack up the monument because in my thought i presumed that you meant that i should use blocks to make the base of the monument ,so that it will be impossible to be moved and then use the plywood to make the body work of the monument.
I await your earliest response,
Bro Jonas

14:11 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

When I first sent you the assignment about the monument of faith I attached for you sketches you could use to see how it should be built. These sketches clearly showed that the monument would have to be a solid structure, not hollow. You could make it out of bags of cement, building blocks, bricks, anything you want but it must be solid. Please look again at those sketches and you will see that it is built up of several layers of bags of sand in the sketches. Not only the outsides, but solid.
This is the reason that I told you to keep sending pictures during the building process so you could be guided on how to move forward. You didn't do this and it caused a massive delay for you and your parish. What I propose now is that you fill up the monument of faith with sand up until the height of what you have built with those blocks. Then you will add more rows of blocks and fill it up with sand again. Repeat this process until the monument is 2 meters wide on each side and between 2 and 3 meters high.
This time you have to send me pictures of each step so it will be clear that you have done the right thing. If the wooden structure won't fit anymore you'll have to find another way to attach it to the monument.
I hope it is clear now what I meant.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Birlic on Sept 15, 2023 12:23:27 GMT

Linoline, muhahahaha... poor scammer! I think that Sister Dave could suggest to Jonas that that empty space could also be filled with soil. A cheap (free) solution that Jonas cannot refuse, isn't?

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Dr. Abdul rebrands himself as Rev. Jonas - SAFARI pg. 10 Sept 15, 2023 20:08:29 GMT Joseph Fäustl, Birlic, and 7 more like this

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Post by Linoline on Sept 15, 2023 20:08:29 GMT

He already agreed, so it's better for him to spend some money he earned from scamming

14:37 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
What i intend doing right away is to fill the structure with sand bags up to the height that i have built the monument , will that be ok?
Please, advise.
Bro Jonas.

15:18 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

Yes this will be a very good solution as long as you send pictures of each layer so the elders will no longer have any kind of doubt that the monument was built according to the instructions. I hope to see the first pictures by the end of this day.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

22:07 Time to kill Gerry. Sister Dave sent this message in Bcc to make it look like she sent it to many people at once

Dear brothers and sisters,

Tonight I write to you with great sadness because the Lord has brought our brother Gerardus home. He was still a young man in the bloom of his life and we are deeply saddened by the tragedy that was bestowed upon us.
Brother Gerardus, known to many as brother Gerry was having some personal problems recently and he couldn't seem to cope with it very well. Earlier this evening while driving home he hit a tree at full speed. Te paramedics say that he died on impact so he didn't suffer. However he did have a lot of alcohol in his blood so we believe that he has been suffering spiritually even more.
For those of you who want to attend the funeral, please send me a message and I will keep you updated about the details of this event.
If you want to donate anything, all the proceeds will be given to Alcoholics Anonymous in honor of our dear brother Gerardus.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

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Dr. Abdul rebrands himself as Rev. Jonas - SAFARI pg. 10 Sept 16, 2023 9:41:30 GMT MildredPierce, wcsc12, and 5 more like this

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Saturday, September 16

10.30 - Dr. Abdul writes to Lenny.

Dear dad,
How are you faring in the hospital? I learnt of your mishap through brother Gerry, and he gave me all the details of your accident. I wish and hope you are discharged soon.
I pray every day for your recovery and hope that God will grant me this request.
Thank you and God bless,
Dr. Abdul

Does he feel lonely? Or he wants again to try to get some "easy money" from old Lenny? Of course I won't answer him, because Jonas must have the feeling that "if he doesn't finish the pyramid and the procedures, then he won't get anything". I don't want him to be tempted to try another scheme with Lenny.

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Dr. Abdul rebrands himself as Rev. Jonas - SAFARI pg. 10 Sept 16, 2023 17:07:47 GMT Birlic, MildredPierce, and 6 more like this

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Post by Linoline on Sept 16, 2023 17:07:47 GMT

9:10 Jonas to sister Dave

Dear sister Dave,
Indeed, today is a really sad day for us all and I pray that God almighty will grant the late brother Gerardus,soul eternal life . I am in grief although I never knew him or had any contact with him.
The day you told me about him and that me and my congregation and disciples prayed for him I received a revelation while praying but held it onto myself . I know this revelation is no longer necessary now.May his departed soul rest in peace, Amen.
Please, acknowledge the receipt of the photographs of sandbags that we used to fill inside the monument of faith. At 4.20AM, this morning we have been having heavy downpour here but as soon as it ebbs we will be out there to continue the tasks.
Thank you and be blessed,
Brother Jonas.

19:06 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

You have made good progress this time and I'm happy to see that you are finally taking this task seriously. The elders decided that they want to see the completed monument before they allow me to send the package and the funds. You can do the baptism ceremony when the monument is finished and while you are waiting to receive the products and funds.
I hope to see some more pictures before the end of the day.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Linoline on Sept 17, 2023 8:44:10 GMT

8:24 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thank you for your last mail but i would like to use this medium to let you know that from the onset i have always been taking the task of building the monument of faith very serious cos anything i do in the service of God i am committed and dedicated.
Regrettably, i wish to inform you that we could not work on the monument yesterday cos we experienced unusual rainfall that started by 5am and fell through the hours of 7pm. Rather than do nothing i used the opportunity to prepare for today's sermon and also search the scriptures for soul lifting verses.
Sister Dave,i would like to confess that i did not initially know that i should have filled the monument with either bricks, sandbags and blocks but after your upbraiding i came to realize my mistakes and went back to do the right thing. Please, i plead that i should be forgiven since i have taken steps to correct myself although i am facing a lot of challenges as per financing the building of the monument .
Hopefully, this coming week i would have been done with it and will be eligible to receive whatever the Church deems fit for our new Parish.
Finally, i wish to use this opportunity to let you know that i have been able to have in my fold 6 more apostles who are willing to work with me bringing all my apostles to 10 in number remaining only 2 more people.
My regards,
Bro Jonas

10:25 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

I am surprised by your attitude. You mention 'unusual' rainfall, but you have mentioned rainfall almost every day as an excuse to not work on the monument and to me it seems like rain is a usual occurrence in your area. You shouldn't be surprised, but by now you should've taken the necessary steps of putting up a tent to protect the monument. My late mother always told me that I'm not made of sugar and won't melt in the rain. The same goes for you. You can work and afterwards dry yourself. It is the work of the Lord. Just imagine if Noah would've been stopped by a little rain.
If you were serious and committed from the start you would have read the instructions very clearly, but this is in the past now, you are on the right path at this moment so I don't want to bring this up again.
It is good that you have found 6 more disciples. Please let them fill out the membership form and make the proof of faith picture so they can be registered according to our protocols and will be eligible to receive their salaries once the parish is inaugurated.
I expect you will make a tent to cover the monument after today's sermon and I expect to see some more results by the end of the day.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Hahahahahaha
This guy is ridiculous! He's just trying to come up with excuses to bypass the "Lord's work" ... No more excuses. You don't get to experience Joojoo via the Safari without working for it. 🤣😂🤣😂

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Sunday September 17
23:11 Jonas

Dear sister Dave,
Thanks for your mail. I will make provision for a tent to cover the monument although it will be an additional cost to my budget .I have taken note of your other advice.
My regards,
Bro Jonas Kalu.

Monday September 18
8:52 Sister Dave

Dear brother Jonas,

Please send me the update I asked of you. I didn't receive any pictures yesterday of the progress.
Also I would like you to describe the Sunday sermon to me and how many people you have reached with the teachings and evangelism.
It is expected, especially as an aspiring reverend to stay in touch with us continuously so we can guide you properly. Please keep this in mind for the future.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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