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Post by Pricky on Sept 1, 2023 21:12:10 GMT
Excellent work! I look forward to the images.
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Post by creepthecreepers on Sept 1, 2023 22:59:04 GMT
Despite soon-to-be Rev. Jonas' financial issues stemming from building costs, his progress to build the Monument of Faith didn't go unnoticed by Guyman Weekly.   |
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Post by Pricky on Sept 2, 2023 0:20:30 GMT
^^^ HaHaHa!
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Post by Admin on Sept 2, 2023 2:19:20 GMT
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Post by trollhunter on Sept 2, 2023 9:17:45 GMT
Scammers always lie but good to know he is living ‘hand to mouth’ and doesn’t have any available fundzzzz. Hopefully selling his generator and borrowing from a loan shark will bring him just enough to complete the pyramid and a one way bus ticket to Seme border.
I love he is offended by Gerry’s language, wait until JooJoo starts on him.
Excellent baiting everyone
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Post by Linoline on Sept 2, 2023 13:21:50 GMT
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samosa
Yahoo Boy
Listen to me...
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Post by samosa on Sept 2, 2023 18:37:07 GMT
creepthecreepers - top quality work as usual! Love the shoutout to the legend Obi
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Post by Birlic on Sept 3, 2023 9:21:58 GMT
Sunday, September 03Reverend Jonas to sister Dave... the rain is a good reason for him to explain why he didn't do much.   === Sister Dave: Of course, we have no reason to rush at all. Each passing day plunges the scammer more and more into the imaginary world of the church and makes him more and more impatient to get his hands on the money. To use a well known phrase, we can say that Joojoo warms up on the sidelines. 
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Post by rob419 on Sept 3, 2023 10:07:55 GMT
creepthecreepers I hope guyman weekly can take off too be a weekly/monthly feature here on the forum 🤣😭😂
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Post by trollhunter on Sept 3, 2023 10:08:58 GMT
With biblical rains is it too late to switch him to building an ark?
Excellent baiting everyone. Just started page 3 and lad is totally hooked. Can’t wait to see smile and that belly both diminish as he gets poorer and poorer and further from home.
He is going to be soooooo offended by JooJoo. Not sure he is going to pose as a tranny or with a banana
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Post by Linoline on Sept 3, 2023 20:24:42 GMT
21:07 Jonas
22:21 Sister Dave
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Sept 3, 2023 21:54:59 GMT
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Post by Admin on Sept 4, 2023 19:44:46 GMT
^^^
As I was reading his "sermon", I was certain that he'd plagiarized it from someone. If not, he'd missed his calling.
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Post by Linoline on Sept 4, 2023 20:22:15 GMT
6:37 Jonas
12:25 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Sept 5, 2023 12:36:38 GMT
Tuesday, September 05The scammer (from his old account, as Dr. Abdul) writes to Gerry: Gerry: === If everything goes as it should, then: - Gerry will get drunk/drugged in a night bar and have a car accident... there will be some innocent victims, so Gerry will be arrested by the Police. - Sister Dave will hide those $25,000 in the package of electronic products that will be sent to Nigeria. - Lenny is "out of the game forever"... his character did his duty and gave credibility to our story. - Gerry is absent for a while, so that we can justify the fact that the money is not paid through the bank and so that the scammer does not have a "still active partner". The good reverend will be forced to go on a journey to Benin for to recover the package and the cash.
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Post by Linoline on Sept 5, 2023 13:34:02 GMT
4:43 Jonas
I think he needs to be slapped a bit.
15:31 Sister Dave
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Sept 5, 2023 14:06:17 GMT
- Lenny is "out of the game forever"... his character did his duty and gave credibility to our story. I wonder, but I can guess the answer ... do lads ever call Lenny after his departure? |
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Post by Admin on Sept 5, 2023 14:34:26 GMT
It's very nice to see how peaceful Gerry, Sister Dave, and the scammer coexist with each other in the beginning. To witness such esprit de corps warms the very cockles of my heart, it does.
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Post by Birlic on Sept 5, 2023 16:44:40 GMT
- Lenny is "out of the game forever"... his character did his duty and gave credibility to our story. I wonder, but I can guess the answer ... do lads ever call Lenny after his departure? Sometimes, these idiots try to "verify" if everything is real and send messages to Lenny under another name. I was very careful not to use Lenny's email address except for stories "with happy completion", so "my" Lenny is a character known only to the scammers I interacted with. That's why a message from "the great blue" is an alarm signal and indicates a verification attempt by a frustrated scammer. |
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Post by scambaiterja on Sept 6, 2023 4:14:25 GMT
I'm already so hooked to this STORY!! Awesome baiting guys! Lol
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Post by Birlic on Sept 6, 2023 12:01:42 GMT
scambaiterja , LOL! === Wednesday, September 06
00.29 - Reverend Jonas, to his "accomplice" Gerry: - We are preparing the script for the next chapters of our little story... Gerry is addicted to alcohol, drugs and gambling. - Sister Dave will confirm this when she informs poor Reverend Jonas that "Ohh, let me confess you that our young colleague and brother, the accountant Gerry, has been in a terrible car accident and is now in the police custody. It seems he was on drugs and trying to run away from some individuals who were aggressing him, so he drove his car into a group of pedestrians who were waiting to cross the street. The police are investigating, but the situation is sad and embarrassing for us. We will look to hire another accountant."- Once Gerry will be "arrested", 2 things will happen that will make Jonas being happy and sad at the same time: a) He will NOT have to share the money with anyone and will get his hands on all the 25,000 dollars hidden in the package! b) The Courtesy Parcel will not reach its destination in Nigeria, so dear Jonas will have to travel to Benin... Joojoo, goats, hot invitations to gay sex... you already know what's coming. 13.00 - Gerry to Jonas: === 14.12 - More fun with our imbecile: Gerry:
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Post by Linoline on Sept 6, 2023 13:28:25 GMT
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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 6, 2023 14:44:47 GMT
^^^
He must have been expecting you to be gushing over his efforts; must have hurt him badly how you called him out on being cheap with the construction materials and the structure itself.
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Post by Birlic on Sept 6, 2023 17:49:09 GMT
Well, our scammer is extremely polite and responded appropriately to the slap that Sister Dave applied to him. Reverend Jonas to sister Dave: === |
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Post by stellabella on Sept 7, 2023 12:16:25 GMT
Aw, I find it so sad the forum doesn't provide spoiler tags
I know Gerry is a white collar criminal and enjoys his alcohol but I'm shocked to find out he is also a drug addict. Is Gerry and Joojoo related in some way?
Great job guys!
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Post by Linoline on Sept 7, 2023 19:31:00 GMT
16:26 Sister Dave
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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 7, 2023 21:42:29 GMT
Lucky for him, the Holy Lamb is a forgiving Lamb and not an avenging one, at least at this stage cos his use of 1/8 inch single-ply plywood is only good for a teepee.
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Post by Birlic on Sept 8, 2023 5:12:07 GMT
Friday, September 08
Of course, it is not so easy to move all those cement blocks and place them on top of each other. This is not something that dear reverend Jonas can solve alone. Certainly the "Parish Assistants" asked to be paid, so there is a problem of "availability of investment funds" that our scammer must solve, if he wants things to continue. It's good that things don't go so fast, because the time works for us... Jonas will be all the more involved in the story and it will be hard for him to give up.
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Post by scambaiterja on Sept 8, 2023 5:12:31 GMT
This is one of the better monument of faith I've seen though. I can't wait for this guy to travel to Benin! What an epic safari ita gonna be!
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Post by stellabella on Sept 8, 2023 8:21:58 GMT
^^ What !?! Have you not seen this wonderful Monument of Faith?
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