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Post by Yastreb on Aug 24, 2023 12:33:17 GMT
This bait was fairly unremarkable to start with, but then lawyers became involved...
The scammers' named have been changed; their emails are date-stamped. My comments are in bold.
5 April 2020 Sir, Malcolm Reynolds, My name is Mrs. Abiola Obiora, from Accra Ghana I am a banker working with the United Bank For Africa (UBA) Accra Ghana I am contacting you on a business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction I discovered an abandoned sum of US$10,500,000.00 (Ten million five hundred thousand united states dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims for this money as the heir. We cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by us for the funds (US$10,500,000.00) to be released in your favor as the beneficiary's next of kin. It may interest you to know that we have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries or next of kin. Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavor by furnishing me with the following; 1. Beneficiary name and address 2. Direct Telephone and fax Numbers 3. Email http:// 4. Bank Account Number These requirements will enable me file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favor before the transfer can be made. We shall be sharing %50/%50 on the final conclusion of this project and you will investment the money in a profitable business in your country if only that you will work with me to pay off the barrister's fee backing the money with my bank I will come to your country for my share after my resignation in June 2020. If this proposal is acceptable by you, do take advantage of this opportunity. Please reply as soon as possible. Regards, +233REDACTED Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Bog-standard script, so it gets a bog-standard answer.
Mrs Obiora I'm neither apprehensive nor worried; but I am confused about why you'd have chosen me to contact. Please explain this. Regards Malcolm Reynolds
6 April Malcolm Reynolds., I am really grateful for your prompt reply regarding your question I trusted you that you can receive the funds and invest it and I know you will not betray me this is why I contacted you. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora I am not an investor. You need to know that. Malcolm Reynolds
6 April Malcolm Reynolds, If you are not an investor you can as well receive the money for me and we share . Mrs. Abiola Obiora
10 April Please what now are you still interested on the transaction.
Mrs Obiora Please give me some details on the one who owned the deceased estate. Malcolm Reynolds
I left the name as is, because it's too good not to share. Also, what country is that?
10 April OK. The diseased who owns the estate funds is called Mr. Fred Mugu, from Siarrlone, who based in Ghana and he is a business man who invest in Gold business. Mr. Fred Mugu, died In a car accident while on a business trip and before he died he deposited this said funds with my bank. Waiting to hear back from you God bless you. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
11 April Mrs Obiora I should not have had to ask those questions. Those facts should have been at your fingertips, and provided without prompting. But that aside, I'm wondering how I could claim to be the next of kin to that guy. It could be easily disproved. Malcolm Reynolds
12 April Malcolm Reynolds. Yes. It is a good thing you ask all this questions . The fact is already in my fingertips and it is a good thing I provide the details to you about the real beneficiary. You can claim as the next of kin to the real beneficiary to the barrister which chamber is registered with my bank . I will send the barrister email to you to contact him and I will write to you what you will send to him I will write it to you in our next email. The barrister is the person to work out the claim of affidavit in your favor and after he has done that no one can disapproved the transfer to you. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora By all means send me the details of your barrister, so that I can find out what he would advise me to do. Malcolm Reynolds
13 April Malcolm Reynolds, Please this is the barrister details below and please send the message in bracket to him. So right now I am sending you the lawyer's contact who is going to stand on your behalf regarding to the claim of this account in your favor and the lawyer in question is registered with the United Bank For Africa Ltd (UBA) Bank Ghana which is the bank that is going to transfer the funds in to your nominated bank account in your country and below is the lawyer contact emails. THE LAWYER'S CONTACT DETAILS NAME: CHRISTOPHER BOWMAN EMAIL: REDACTED LAW FIRM NAME: BOWMAN LAW FIRM GHANA Hello Barrister Christopher Bowman, (I was directed to your chamber by a good friend of mine, that you are an expert in money transfer policy. I hope you will be able to assist me on a very important matter which is of utmost urgency. I contact you because I want to hire your services and that of your chamber in accordance of my late relation who made a fixed deposit of US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) with UBA Bank here in Ghana . I am the next of kin to benefit from the funds so I want a legal document to back me up and also needs a representative in Ghana who will stand for me when my attention is needed in bank because I want this funds transferred to my bank in to my country. I needs an affidavit to be able to apply to UBA Bank Ghana for the safe release of funds to my private account (please include your country bank account details to him) to be able to claim this inheritance. If you agree to help kindly reply me back soon.) Thank you Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
13 April Hello Please do you read and receive the details of the barrister and have you write him yet?
Things were going too smoothly. Time for some sand in the gears.
Mrs Obiora I'm having a few concerns. Saying I'm Fred Mugu's relation is not a good idea; my relatives are on record, as I'm a retired US Marine, and that would be challenged for sure. How could this Christopher Bowman stop that? Malcolm Reynolds
14 April Malcolm Reynolds, I know that for you accepting that Fred Mugu’s is your relative is not a good idea but I want this money out from the country before the top officials here will steal the money and keep them for them selves and their family and forget about the we the masses. You are a retired US marine that is no problem about that and I assure you that this will not be a challenge and it will not juopadised you or your status jthis I assure you. Barrister Christopher Bowman, can stop that if only the claim of affivdavit document is obtained in your favor by the court. The affidavit of claim in your favor will enable the barrister make a change of name from the late diseased to your. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
15 April Hello
15 April Sir. How are you ? and how is the pandemic situation so far ? Please what are your respond reging the message to the barrister?
Mrs Obiora You misunderstand my comment about my service record. It isn't about my having been a Marine, but about serving in the United States armed forces. If I'd served in the Navy, the Army, or (perish the thought) the Air Farce, rather than the Marine Corps, it would have come to the same thing; the Department of Defense has my details on record, including my next of kin. It would take little effort to work out that the odds of having a blood relative in Ghana are close to zero. Malcolm Reynolds
16 April Are you interested or I should take my mind off you.
Mrs Obiora I'll write to the lawyer, see what he says about the issue. Malcolm Reynolds
Mrs Obiora Additional; does the lawyer know that I'd be lodging a false claim? Malcolm Reynolds
19 April Malcolm Reynolds, Sir, the lawyer did not know if you are lodging a false claim . If you send that message I sent to you to him he will understand the whole situation and he will reply you. I do not want him to know that you are lodging a false claim but you are claiming as the next of Kin to inherit the funds with my bank. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
19 April OK
So I wrote to the lawyer as requested, leaving the email intact.
Hello Barrister Christopher Bowman, I was directed to your chamber by a good friend of mine, that you are an expert in money transfer policy. I hope you will be able to assist me on a very important matter which is of utmost urgency. I contact you because I want to hire your services and that of your chamber in accordance of my late relation who made a fixed deposit of US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) with UBA Bank here in Ghana . I am the next of kin to benefit from the funds so I want a legal document to back me up and also needs a representative in Ghana who will stand for me when my attention is needed in bank because I want this funds transferred to my bank in to my country. I needs an affidavit to be able to apply to UBA Bank Ghana for the safe release of funds to my private account (please include your country bank account details to him) to be able to claim this inheritance. If you agree to help kindly reply me back soon. Malcolm Reynolds
And it's onto the money right away!
Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, How are you I received your email in regard to your information you sent to me, am willing to assist with your Application as Next Of Kin to your Late Relative My law-firm is registered with the United Bank for Africa (UBA) Bank Accra Ghana. You wish to hire my services in claim with the fixed deposit fund which was opened by your late relative you have to pay a fee of $2, 850 only for the claim of affivit document and change of name of document I will help you to obtain the claim of affidavit and change of name of ownership certificate here in Ghana by the court after receiving the fee $2,850 from you. Get back to me to me let us proceed to the next step which is mode of payment to me and to proceed to the court after the payment. Yours Sincerely, Barrister Christopher Bowman
Mr Bowman Isn't there something else needing to be done before I pay you? Malcolm Reynolds
20 April Hello Please what now?
20 April Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, There is nothing that needed to be done after I receive the fee I will get the necessary documents in your favor at the court. You are to send the fee to me $2,850 via western union or money gram to my secretary details below. FIRST NAME: OTI LAST NAME: WIREDU SENDING COUNTRY : ACCRA GHANA Make the payment and send the receipt to me with the ten digit number as soon it is picked up I will proceed with your request. Yours sincerely, Barrister Christopher Bowman
Mr Bowman You don't know anything about my NOK, for one thing. You don't have my details, for another. Those are some major requirements as far as I'm concerned, and you can't go ahead without them. Malcolm Reynolds
21 April Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, Kindly furnished me with your following details below. Full name: Age: Sex: Country: Name of Next Of Kin: Marital Status: Mobile number: Bank account: Get back to me with this details and let us proceed. Yours sincerely, Barrister Christopher Bowman.
Mr Bowman Details follow. Full name: Malcolm Paul Reynolds Age: 51 Sex: Male Country: Australia (US citizen) Name of Next Of Kin: Fred Mugu Mobile number: None Bank account: Westpac Bank, REDACTED Malcolm Reynolds
21 April How are you today what is the situation of things now?
Mrs Obiora Are you sure that your gorram lawyer knows what the hell he's doing? He was telling me that I had to pay $2850 before I'd even given him any details to do his work! This doesn't bode well. Malcolm Reynolds
21 April Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds, receive your information that you sent to me and I was at the Bank (UBA) Madina Branch Accra Ghana today to follow up on your application for the release of your inheritance funds deposited by your late relative Mr. Fred Mugu, and to inquire about the procedure to get the fund to transfer to your favor as the Next of Kin In Australia.. I have verified and confirmed that the funds are available in the United Bank for Africa (UBA) Bank vault here in Ghana, I officially submitted a fund release Application to the bank but they required that I will submit a duly sworn affidavit of claim in support of your claims and the fee to obtain the claim of affidavit is $2,850 only which I already told you earlier. Send the fee to me $2,850 only via money gram or western union to my secretary details and send the receipt of the payment to me as soon the fee is picked up here in Ghana I will go to the court and proceed with your claim of affidavit and after the claim of affidavit I will also make a change of name of beneficiary document from your late relative to your as the current next of kin to inherit the funds with the bank. Attach is the statement of account issued to me at the bank to confirmed that the funds is still with the bank and was deposited by your late relative the Madam Abiola Obiora, who directed you to me gave me this statement of account at the bank on my arrival today as soon I receive the fee I will proceed I will conclude the whole process and the transfer will commence to your account by to Australia by Madam Abiola Obiora. Account holder name: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds Bank name: REDACTED Bank Account Number: REDACTED My secretary details to send the $2,850 via money gram or western . First name: Otto Last name: Waredu Sending Country: Accra Ghana Amount: $2,850 Mtcn: I wait to hear back from you thank you and God bless you. Yours sincerely, Barrister Christopher Bowman.
Mr Bowman Payment is conditional on receipt of the appropriate invoice and details of your chambers account. Regards Malcolm Reynolds
Will the lawyer do what he was told? Stay tuned!
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 25, 2023 8:46:25 GMT
Looks like I have to cater to the lawyer's whims.
I guess I didn't know that lawyers are sacred animals in West Africa!
21 April Sir. Malcolm Reynolds, I am perfectly sure my Barrister knows what he is doing regarding the fee $2,850 is a fee to enable him obtain the claim of affidavit in your favor at the court that is the normal procedure. Why he did not ask you for your information because he might be thinking I will give them to him that is why he did not request your informations from you. Please be patient with him and what ever he tells you update me on it and we will solve it together and please follow his instruction as he instructs you to enable him obtain the claim of affidavit in your favor and after the claim of affidavit is obtained by him at the court he will then make a change of name from the late diseased to yours. He will take the claim of affidavit and the change of name to my bank head quarter requesting that the $10,500,000.00 should be transfer to you via my bank branch here in UBA Bank Madina branch Accra Ghana as your inheritance funds then I will have access to transfer the funds to you. We have three means in which we are sending money either via bank to bank transfer, online banking and ATM card.
Mrs. Abiola Obiora. Meanwhile, Bowman seems smugly confident of his superior status.
22 April Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, Thank you for your respond and why will payment be conditional on receipt of the appropriate invoice and details of my chamber account? I have already told you to send the fee $2,850 to me via money gram or western union which I already send you my secretary details. Please there is no conditions in sending me the fee this is the rule of law in Ghana I believe madam must have explain every thing to you regarding such transaction . The law says you cannot give me your conditions rather you follow my instructions and let me conclude my service and les I forget you will pay me for my service I am rendering to you people. Yours sincerely,
Barrister Christopher Bowman. Mal doesn't accept Bowman's somewhat unctuous demands, and makes that abundantly clear.
Mr Bowman I don't give a hairy rat's ass about law in Ghana, not that this has anything to do with any gorram law. It's to do with the way that business is done worldwide. Lawyers, tradesmen, professionals of all sorts give invoices and get paid to bank accounts, and that includes you. Now do as I say.
Malcolm Reynolds Mrs Obiora is either out of the loop, or acting casual.
22 April Malcolm Reynolds, Sir. Good evening and how are you doing today? Please I am glad to inform you that the barrister came to bank today and he meet me in person to check the confirmation of the funds if true and if it exist with my bank and when he came he confirmed it. He was given the statement of the account today which he will present at the court after he have obtained the claim of affidavit. A change of name will be done to yours and after that I will have the access to transfer the funds to your bank account details to Australia. Please after every thing we will discus on our percentage and how I can receive mine from you.
Mrs. Abiola Obiora Not so Bowman, who comes out swinging.
23 April Malcolm Reynolds Why won't you give a hairy rats ass about the law in Ghana? Mind you all nations have their law governing them including Australia where you live. In Ghana this have so much thing to do with the gorram law which I must be very careful to obey the laws as well. May be in Australia It is the right way business surposed to be done and not world wide I don't give out my account number because of such amount you want to send to me and secondly bank to bank transfer will take at least 4 to 5 days to reflect and this transaction must be concluded withing 3 days of process. I am a professional and I have been in this service for a long time with good experience and perfect jobs. I don't give invoice and my laws says so and the law governing my country I cannot break the law or add to the law you are not the first from Australia I am dealing with more over Madam surposed to have told you all this before you contacted me. Western union or money gram is the best way I prefer you send the fee to me if you want me to proceed the process of the claim of affidavit sending it via money gram or western union will enable me to receive it on time and conclude this your claim of affidavit. Madam must have explain all this to you I told her that I will not reply any of your messages any longer because I cannot do what you say rather you work with my instruction because I am the one taking the time risk and penalties to help Madam and you. You are 51 years old why are you still insulting some one as an ass hole? The Bible says we should not use volger words on any one no matter our differences. Madam pleaded with me already kindly send the fee via western or money gram to my secretary details I gave to you. I am the one presenting you here in Ghana who is helping you to claim as the next of Kin to inherit the funds with the bank. Yours sincerely,
Barrister Christopher Bowman. I choose to ignore him. Meanwhile, Mrs Obiora reaches out.
23 April Hello
I have nothing to report.
When that asshole Bowman does what he's told, I'll let you know, stat. Now she gets anxious!
23 April Malcolm Reynolds. Sir, Please in the name of God as partners I will advice you to make the payment to the barrister via western union or money gram as he instructs you to enable us come to conclusion with this transaction Please. Remember you are doing this for our sake I will advice you to send the fee to him via the means of his choice and let me conclude this whole deal with you. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora I've given Bowman an ultimatum. He either does what I tell him to do, or he's fired. I don't like puffed-up blowhards at the best of times, and these ain't the best of times. Malcolm Reynolds
23 April Malcolm Reynolds, Sir, The barrister has told me that he will not do what you are requesting him , please I sent you to him and you don't have to make him feels as-sieve you want to teach him his job. Please I want you to send the fee to me via my secretary account details which I will send to you in my next email and I will take it to him and let him proceed. I want this funds transfer to you on time because there is a beneficiary funds confiscation exercise that will be commencing soon I want the barrister to conclude on time . You and I are the once working together and the duty of the barrister is for us to hire his service please flow with me and follow his instruction and do what he ask if you really want us to proceed and conclude as planned and as partners remember we are sharing %50%/50. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora The duty of the barrister is to do what he's told! Why are you making excuses for that asshole? I'm not going to reward his arrogance.
Malcolm Reynolds Bowman gets a smackdown!
Mr Bowman "I don't give out my account number because of such amount you want to send to me" - that makes no sense. "bank to bank transfer will take at least 4 to 5 days to reflect and this transaction must be concluded withing 3 days of process" - there are no time constraints on this matter, so don't pretend that there are any. "I don't give invoice and my laws says so and the law governing my country I cannot break the law or add to the law" - you are lying to me. Unless you can show me where in the criminal code of Ghana it says that invoices are illegal, I won't believe you. "you work with my instruction because I am the one taking the time risk and penalties to help Madam and you" - the customer is always right. You seem to have forgotten that. And what risk and penalties are you talking about? "I will not reply any of your messages any longer because I cannot do what you say" - if that's indeed the case, you're fired. Your move, Bubba-Louie. Malcolm Reynolds
24 April Malcolm Reynolds. Sir. Please you are to do what the barrister because we are the once demanding his service. I am not making excuse for him because I know that I asked you to write him. Please stop calling him an asshole. He is not an arrogant person just that you fail to understand him. Please as my partner if you are on my side then do as the barrister say if you are for against me and you want me to be in trouble and you don't want to proceed with me fine. Please for my sake and the sake of the transaction and for successful transfer work as instructed and let us conclude. Mr. Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora Yes, we requested his services, but so what? That does not give Bowman the right to treat me with scorn, and to tell blatant lies! There is no way in hell that supplying invoices can be illegal in Ghana or anywhere, and if that asshole persists in lying like that, there is likewise no way in hell that he gets a free pass for it.
Malcolm Reynolds Bowman doesn't like being told what to do.
24 April Fuck your mother and useless father asshole foolish man.
Did you think I'd believe your lies? Fuck you, asshole. Mrs Obiora tries to wrench the scam back on track, but says something very unwise...
24 April Malcolm Reynolds, Sir, As we request his service let us do what he asked and conclude. Bowman did not treat you with scorn and he did not tell blatant lies. If he said he will not supply invoice to you then do what he ask you to do that may be his protocols. I told you to stop calling him an asshole and do as he instructed you to enable us conclude. Please mind you that you are dealing with me and not him I will advice you to do as he say or all my plans with you to transfer this funds to you will be ruined and it can affect my job.
Mrs. Abiola Obiora. Mal responds accordingly.
Mrs Abiola Christopher Bowman is a blatant liar who treated me with scorn, and you are telling me that he didn't lie to me and that he didn't treat me with scorn. You're telling me to ignore the facts, and I don't do that, ever.
Malcolm Reynolds She tries again...
24 April Malcolm Reynolds, Sir. Will you want to conclude this transaction with me or not? Remember that I directed you to this barrister and you don't have to be insulting him or calling him names that he is a blatant liar what he wants is what you will do for him because of the deal and success in it. I really don't like how you are insulting him is very bad and undesent remember you caused it all. I told you to listen to him and work with him as instructs you but you are adamant you want to tell him what he will do and you are calling him a blatant liar and you said he is treating you with scorn how? That is not the fact rather you are trying to tell me that you cannot proceed with the deal. To me it is a sign to tell that you are not interested in the deal and you want to use the barrister as your medium of excuse. Please if you don't want to do it with me fine it is a choice but you should have not have contacted the barrister in the first place. How do you want him to be looking at me and do you even know if he press on this case with me I can lost my job. You and I know the deal we are striking that is not legit for me to do it but I am doing it because I want to leave African soon after my retirement. I want to use my Share of my money with you to start a good life and have a good business in your country. If I don't transfer this funds and they are confisticated it is a waist to me and my families because I cannot be in bank for years and retired empty handed. This transfer to you will give me assurance of meeting you in Australia and we share %50/%50. You agreed with me to contact the barrister and I already told you to work with him as he instructs you and now you are making it difficult for me here. Invoice is not what will solve it now and please mind you what we are doing is not legit and without the claim of affidavit there is no proof for the funds and now the statement of account is issued to him which he sent to you. So when the affidavit is obtained he will send a copy to you and to me here as well. After the affidavit is obtained he will make a change of name of beneficiary to yours he have alot to do forget about invoice and send it to him via the method he wanted and, I will ask him if you can send it to me via my secretary bank account. Please if you really want us to conclude without any hayutar of doubts and send the fee to him but if you make any other complain again it connotes to me that you don't want to work with me and God bless you for your time. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora You're calling me a liar. Go fuck yourself. Malcolm Reynolds
24 April Thank you
Mrs Obiora Where I come from, to call a man a liar cuts deeper than anything else that could be said. We hold truth as the highest virtue. And if I insulted you, that's what you earned. If you want to apologize for your insult, I'll apologize for mine. Then maybe we can pick up the pieces and resume, but only with a new lawyer who doesn't behave like a spoiled brat who thinks the sun shines from his ass.
Malcolm Reynolds
Bowman's back, and he's pissed!
25 April You are an asshole instead how can you want to teach me my job I have told Madam that I will never render my service to such a man like you let her look for another barrister.
Good riddance, asshole. "gtmrand"? Anyone care to guess?
25 April You gtmrand pupa asshole.
How the actual fuck did you become a barrister, asshole? You've got all the manners and tact of a sewer rat.
25 April You asshole I became a barrister because of your asshole father moron like you.
See? You've proved me right! You're a stupid, ignorant fool who'll be stuck in poverty for ever, and you deserve it.
25 April assholes like you are always assholes no matter where you take them to you are one. I can never be poor because you are poor that is why you are tormented asshole. I can never be poor at least I am richer than you asshole,.
If you're so well off, asshole, how come you were begging me for pocket change like some deadbeat guttersnipe?
25 April Who is begging you God forbid I begged you. You are a sneach and a hadict that is why your brain is ruined as the asshole. If you are the one that will make me to eat or to get money God should kill me rather than begging a uncastrated dog as you.
Don't be so fucking stupid. Even if there is a God, he/she/it wouldn't give a flying fuck about you.
25 April Hahaha.. You are a highest asshole moron I have seen if your wife and children are empty barrel that is to you you are all in doom.
You are an incoherent asshole with all the brains of a cumquat - if you're a barrister, then Paris Hilton is still a virgin. Now we've got that out of our system, the bait goes on!
25 April Malcolm Reynolds, Sir. Mind you I am not saying you are a liar I am only advicing to stop insulting the barrister. If my words Hurd you I apologies and I want us to proceed the deal. I have been able to consult another barrister yesterday and this barrister is called Barrister Mark Thompson, Barrister Mark Thompson, said the fee for him to get the affidavit is $1,900 only. Thank God the fee gmhas come down a little beat. You will send the $1, 900 to my secretary bank account number and it will be withdrawn and paid to to him to proceed with the process. I will send you his email in our next message thank you God bless you. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora Let me quote your words: "you are calling him a blatant liar and you said he is treating you with scorn how? That is not the fact " - that is exactly what Bowman was doing, and what he was; treating me with scorn, and lying to me, and then you said that wasn't so. That's calling me a liar! The fact that you defended his conduct by denying it is what made me lose my temper. I was raised to hold that truth is the highest virtue, and my career in the USMC was devoted in part to upholding truth as the highest virtue. Just remember that. Malcolm Reynolds
26 April Which I have apologies to you can we still proceed with the deal.
26 April Hello
27 April Hello Sir. No respond
Mrs Obiora I recall the way that you rushed to support Bowman, even when he was totally in the wrong, and that you were prepared to blame me for Bowman's bad behavior. If we're to proceed, you must promise that you'll treat me fairly and decently, and so prove that you're worthy of my trust. Malcolm Reynolds
28 April Malcolm Reynolds Sir. I am so sorry for rushing to surport Bowman, I really apologies in any way I must have wronged you or behave to you. I promised I will treat you with fairly and decently to prove that I am worthy of your trust. Now that you have agreed to proceed with me should I send you account nunber to transfer the fee needed to enable the newly barrister help you obtain the claim of affidavit. I wait to hear back from you God bless you for your trust and understanding.
Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Next up; the new lawyer!
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 26, 2023 3:04:51 GMT
The new lawyer appears, ready for action!
28 April Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, How are you today my name is Barrister Mark Thompson, from Accra Ghana. I am the newly barrister handling your file case regarding the transfer of your inheritance funds with the UBA bank, Attach is my ID card. Get back to me if only I am dealing with the rightful beneficiary for more details. Yours faithful, Barrister Mark Thompson.
Mr Thomas Acknowledging as requested. Malcolm Reynolds
You may have noticed that Mrs Obiora had mentioned sending the money to her twice before. I thought it worth querying.
28 April Mrs Obiora Why would I be sending you the money to pay the barrister when I should be sending it to him? Malcolm Reynolds
28 April Malcolm Reynolds, Sir. Why I say you should send the fee to me to give to the barrister is because of trust should be within us. If you want to send it to the barrister it is OK as well. Mrs. Abiola Obiora
29 April Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, Thank you for your prompt reply it connotes I am dealing with the rightful beneficiary, here are your details. Full name: Malcolm Paul Reynolds Age: 51 Sex: Male Country: Australia (US citizen) Name of Next Of Kin: Fred Mugu Mobile number: None Bank account: Westpac Bank, account number REDACTED, account name Mr Malcolm P Reynolds I have to obtain the claim of affidavit in your favor here in Ghana at the court before your inheritance funds will be transfer to you. Obtaining the claim of affidavit at the court in your favor cost $1,900 only which I told Madam. Kindly send the fee $1,900 to Madam and she will bring it to my office as soon I obtain the claim of affidavit a copy will be sent to her and a copy to you. Get back to me to enable us proceed Tha k you God bless you. Yours faithful, Barrister Mark Thompson.
So they're on the same page about sending payment to her account rather than to his... shame that I'm not.
Mr Thomas I would rather make payment to you, and avoid any complications. I'd also like to know what, if any, other fees might be involved. Malcolm Reynolds
Instant compliance!
30 April Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, Please send the $1,900 to this account details below. BENEFICIARY NAME: REDACTED BANK NAME: ECO BANK ACCRA GHANA BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER:REDACTED SWIFT CODE: REDACTED ADDRESS: H38-EGH ECOBANK WESTLANDS BRANCH ACCRA GHANA There will not be any further fee this is the only fee required. Yours faithful, Barrister Mark Thompson.
Mr Thomas Payment should be made tomorrow. Malcolm Reynolds
30 April Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, OK. Yours faithful, Barrister Mark Thompson.
1 May Malcolm Reynolds, Sir. Hello . Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Hello
Mr Thomas All done. Tuesday at the latest. Malcolm Reynolds
2 May Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, OK. Please send the receipt of the payment to me and also send a copy to Madam thank you. Yours faithful, Barrister Mark Thompson.
The reference to sending the receipt of the payment made me think of a new way to mess with their minds.
Mr Thomas You would be sending me the receipt of payment. I thought that would be obvious to anyone. Malcolm Reynolds
3 May Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, OK. Barrister Mark Thompson.
3 May Malcolm Reynolds, Sir, How are you doing? I hope all is fine with you? I hope to hear back from you thank you. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora I have nothing to report. It's all in Mr Thomas' hands now. Malcolm Reynolds
Sir. Have you made the payment yet to Mark Thompson? If you have made the payment to Mark Thompson, he will inform me by showing me the confirmation receipt today. When did you send the receipt of confirmation to him? Thank you God bless you. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Mr Thomas I await your confirmation. Malcolm Reynolds
4 May Malcolm Reynolds, Sir. Have you made the payment yet to Mark Thompson? If you have made the payment to Mark Thompson, he will inform me by showing me the confirmation receipt today. When did you send the receipt of confirmation to him? Thank you God bless you. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora Mr Thomas would be sending me the receipt of payment, since he's receiving the payment, which should be obvious to anyone, or so I would have thought. Malcolm Reynolds
4 May Malcolm Reynolds, Good morning can I have the confirmation receipt of the payment you made. Yours faithful, Barrister Mark Thompson.
Mal's incredulity spikes.
Mr Thomas What is going on here? Why would I send you the receipt of payment when you're the one receiving payment? You send me the payment receipt, not the other way around! Malcolm Reynolds
4 May Malcolm Reynolds, I gave you account details to send the fee $1,900 after you make the transfer into the account number you where surposed to be issue a receipt at your bank you made the transfer which you will send to me. Actually international bank to bank transfer takes three to four days to reflect. I can only receive the money you send to the account after three to four days time and when precisely did you make the payment. You have to send the confirmation receipt to me after it is withdrawn I will send you the withdrawal receipt and proceed with your claim of affidavit. Yours faithful, Barrister Mark Thompson.
4 May Malcolm Reynolds Sir. If you made the payment to the account Mr. Mark Thompson, gave you the receipt of the transfer you made you surposed to send it to him as a confirmation that you have made the payment. After he withdrawn the money from the bank then he will send you the withdrawal receipt as well and proceed with your claim of affidavit. Mrs. Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora I don't like your implication - "If you made the payment to the account." And I don't understand what you mean by "the receipt of the transfer you made you surposed to send it to him as a confirmation that you have made the payment." He'll know when it arrives. Malcolm Reynolds
5 May Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, What now have you made the payment yet as you said? It have not reflect yet in the account. Yours faithful, Barrister Mark Thompson.
6 May Hello no respond
It's up to Mark Thompson to move things onward. Don't pester me.
6 May Malcolm Reynolds, Sir. The Mr. Mark Thompson, told me this morning that you told him that you have made the payment but it has not reflect yet. Normally international transfer takes three to four days to reflect and if you have the receipt with you send it as well thank you. Mrs Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora If the payment hasn't arrived in that account, Mark Thompson won't be able to send me the receipt. Malcolm Reynolds
6 May (sent twice) Malcolm Reynolds Sir. Mark Thompson, told me today the payment has not arrive yet in the account. He also said if the money have not reflect in the account there is no way he can send you receipt and also he said you should send him first the receipt of the payment you made as proof of confirmation that you have effected it. Normally it will take three to four days for international transfer to reflect and precisely did you make the payment to the account he gave you. Mrs. Abiola Obiora
Holy snapping duckshit! I cannot believe what must be going on in your collective heads. Why is Mark Thompson whining to you when he should be communicating any problems to me? I KNOW that Mark Thompson can't send me the payment receipt, so why he's telling me to send him a copy of what I don't have because he hasn't yet sent it to me because he can't, is making my gorram head spin. Malcolm Reynolds
Mrs Obiora pours fuel on the fire.
6 May Malcolm Reynolds Sir. It is a simple question and answer have you already made the payment to the account Mark Thompson, gave to you? Please every bank to bank transfer always have receipt of payment if you don't send the receipt of making the payment there is no proof that you made the payment. Please Mark Thompson, update me and he said the last time he message you till date you have not replied him. Please if you want us to proceed and conclude this transfer be straight with me and him thank you and God bless you. Mrs Abiola Obiora.
Mrs Obiora If you even imply that I'm lying to you, this deal is fucking history! Do we have an understanding? Malcolm Reynolds
I do believe Mark Thompson has forgotten who he is! But I choose to ignore the mistake for now.
7 May Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, How are you what now? You said you made the payment but it has not reflect yet kindly send to me the receipt of your transfer. Barrister Christopher Bowman.
Mr Thomas Between you and Mrs Obiora, I'm tearing my hair out in fucking handfuls! I can't send you "the receipt of [my] transfer" because I never received it from you, and it's a stupid request anyway; what good would it do? I'll try to find out what's happening, provided you don't make me strip my gears in the meantime. Malcolm Reynolds
7 May You said you have made the payment to the account I gave you then send me the receipt OK. You are the one to first send me the receipt of the payment you made and I will send you the receipt of withdrawal after the money has been withdrawn. Please find out what is happening at your bank where you made the transfer and request them to issue you receipt and the receipt you have to send to me as confirmation.
Why the blue hell would I get a "receipt of payment" when I send money? Why are you doing this?
7 May The money you said you sent have not arrive yet and if actually you made the payment the bank will issue you a receipt which you surposed to send to me as proof of payment. Go back to your bank where you made the transfer ask them to issue you the receipt. When precisely did you made the payment? If you have made the payment the money surposed to have reflect and please without you sending me a receipt that is to say you did not make the payment and you are playing pranks with me.
Time to draw the blinds on this one.
I'll cancel the payment tomorrow. We have no further business.
8 May OK
Cancellation carried out. No reply is required.
10 May You did not make the payment why are you telling me cancelation carried out? I know all from the start because there is no transfer with out receipt I wish you all the best.
Go fuck your ass with a shotgun. It's better than you deserve, but it'll work well enough.
10 May Goat
This deal is fucking history. Goodbye.
10 May OK. Thank you . Bye.
You're welcome, you stupid bitch.
10 May Your grand mother is a stupid beach.
10 May Your full generation is a stupid bitch your junky.
Suck it up, princess
You might think that ended the bait. It didn't.
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