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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 7:14:43 GMT
Monday, September 18 - let's the fun continues!
06.34 - It seems that the third night slept in that hotel in Seme was too short... Uchenna started writing messages right after 6 in the morning.  06.43 - Uchenna to Joojoo: === 07.03 - Akwode he's very kind, but he can't really help in the present case... I assume that Uchenna's polite attitude will end soon and that we will have some memorable phrases. An hour from now, Joojoo will wake up in his hotel room, next to the prostitutes he spent the night with... all the things will gradually descend, until the climax. I will make all the necessary updates in the same post here, if no one else intervenes... so, use the F5 button on your keyboard with great confidence.  === 08.25 - Is dear pastor Uchenna starting to lose her temper? We'll see in his next messages ... for now, he wrote another message to Akwode attaching the last text "from Joojoo" - that one with the prostitutes and the weed and the party. LOL! Unfortunately, Akwode isn't too impressed that Joojoo spent a night of debauchery. LOL!
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Post by rob419 on Sept 18, 2023 7:55:02 GMT
creepthecreepers another marvelous edition of guyman weekly haha 😆 brilliant guyman weekly has really taken off I look forward too the day I see it in my local news agents 😆😂
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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 8:21:30 GMT
09.04 - Well, we have some good news from Joojoo. 09.11 - Uchenna to Joojoo... still confident, still relaxed. Joojoo is not in a hurry at all and for now he is having breakfast with the "girls". LOL! ===
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Sept 18, 2023 8:44:39 GMT
Monday, September 18 - let's the fun continues!
06.34 - It seems that the third night slept in that hotel in Seme was too short... Uchenna started writing messages right after 6 in the morning. Pushy git, what part of the radiator arriving this morning did he not understand? Even if it was a normal driver, there is nothing anybody can do to change the delivery. He should be grateful that Joojoo is willing to deliver on a weekend and was able to get a mechanic so quickly. btw did anyone ever tell him he could get the package on the weekend? Or is not working on weekends simply not a thing in Africa? |
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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 9:07:03 GMT
^^^ LOL! === 09.53 - Uchenna to Joojoo: Yeap, sure, no problem! - The scammer is still convinced that he will get his hands on the money, so he does not comment anything negative about all the "sordid" details that Joojoo shares with him so generously. - I am extremely convinced that this relaxed and permissive behavior will change radically as soon as Joojoo declares that he discovered the money hidden in the package... that is, in almost 2 hours. - As time goes by, the two idiots will become more and more stressed and nervous and we ( Linoline and I) hope to get some memorable phrases from the angry scammers. === 10.25 - I feel like Uchenna is starting to lose his patience... he sent the last message from Joojoo to Akwode along with the text: Akwode to Uchenna: === |
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Post by trollhunter on Sept 18, 2023 9:24:57 GMT
The clock is ticking to that noon check out time. I doubt they got 3 nights at the hotel without paying up front but if they did and are reliant on the cash arriving things will start to get very messy.
Excellent baiting. Well done everyone.
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Sept 18, 2023 9:33:04 GMT
- The scammer is still convinced that he will get his hands on the money, so he does not comment anything negative about all the "sordid" details that Joojoo shares with him so generously. I would say his silence on the matter is like an admission. Why else would he not object to gay advances? |
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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 9:39:40 GMT
10.33 - Few minutes later, Akwode send another message to our scammer: - At this moment, the scammer is left alone with Joojoo... no "higher authority" is available for the next few hours. The pastor will have no one to complain to. - I think that Uchenna will be desperate when Joojoo will tell him that he found that hidden money and will claim "half of everything". === trollhunter : Of course they paid at the hotel, there is no doubt here! Joseph Fäustl : We will see in the next hours! LOL! === 11.15 - Poor pastor begins to lose his patience? He writes to Akwode. - TSC manager Akwode will be unavailable until the afternoon, so Uchenna will not get any response now. - I am surprised that the scammer has not yet sent that list of expenses that Akwode has repeatedly requested. ===
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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 11:21:13 GMT
CHOP-CHOP chapter
12.17 - Uchenna to Joojoo: Joojoo gives him some terrible news. Probably the noble pastor and his "brother" are now in a state of shock... I hope he recovers soon and we can have a funny dialogue. === 12.49 - After the initial shock, Uchenna and "his brother" probably decided that together they could beat Joojoo... so: 13.10 - Joojoo has already arrived at the border of Benin & Togo and invites Uchenna there, to a hotel where they can spend a few hours of hot sex together: This is that moment when the scammer can give up and go home... or he can agree to continue, hoping to get something from Joojoo. === 13.20 - Uchenna to Akwode... he's starting to get worried, but he hasn't betrayed Joojoo's "secret" yet. Muhahahaha! Akwode:
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Post by trollhunter on Sept 18, 2023 12:29:21 GMT
Uchena starting to question his wardrobe choice of ‘sophisticated clown’.
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Sept 18, 2023 13:59:03 GMT
^^ Not sure any other outfit would be able to repel Joojoo's horniness. It's interesting that he has so far not thrown him under the bus. I believe the good pastor is actually conniving with Joojoo: 1. Why would he not reject Joojoo's gay advances? Any straight man from Nigeria would do that! Clearly he does not care, because he knew Joojoo and his antics before. 2. Why would he jump into his car on a Friday without making any appointment with the shipping company before? Why did he take the risk of the office being closed on a weekend? He knew that with only his friend Joojoo working deliveries that weekend it was the only way to ensure that this parcel would not get assigned to another driver. 3. Why did he not send the receipts of his expenses to Akwode? It only makes sense if he always planned that both of them steal it all. (Actually I believe he just planned to pester Joojoo to give him as much as possible). 4. Why did he not tell Akwode immediately? Instead he took his sweet time and thus ensured that Joojoo could get away. |
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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 15:12:41 GMT
^^^ LOOOOL, good questions here! === 13.32 - Uchenna to Akwode: and 13.43 - Joojoo: Uchenna to Joojoo: === 13.51 - Ten minutes later, Uchenna writed to Joojoo again: === 14.10 - Uchenna to Akwode: Akwode, so innocent: === 14.16 - Joojoo, to our moron: Uchenna: and === 15.49 - Joojoo to Uchenna: It seems that the 2 idiots have decided that they want to meet with Joojoo... let's see if they manage to reach the border area (of Benin) with Togo. === 16.18 - Uchenna to Joojoo: Joojoo:   === 16.43 - Akwode to Uchenna: If the 2 clowns reach the border area with Togo, then I will try to convince them to stay there overnight... with the idea that tomorrow morning I will force them to cross the border into Togo. I will claim that Joojoo is "on the blacklist at border officers" and that he was forced to flee to Togo and cannot return to Benin because he would be arrested. === |
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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 18, 2023 15:58:04 GMT
Such a consummate professional of a scammer; always side stepping Joojoo's sexual advances and keeping his eyes firmly on the prize. A true credit to his profession and even to the role that he's playing; charity scammers can't be choosers and must go where ever the delivery is to take place. No different than giving your old car as a charitable donation to NPR; they come and pick it up.
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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 16:41:48 GMT
17.30 - Uchenna to Akwode... the imbecile became slightly aggressive... ... so I will pretend that I did not receive this last message and I will postpone everything for tomorrow morning. === 17.39 - Joojoo to our dear pastor: We don't know what the idiots will do, but it is certain that now they are extremely nervous, frustrated and probably do not understand anything that is happening to them. === 17.50 - Uchenna claims to have arrived in the Grand Popo area (on the border with Togo). Joojoo is suspicious. LOL! Of course we need visual confirmation. ===
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Post by trollhunter on Sept 18, 2023 16:56:25 GMT
Maybe JooJoo heard they want his picture.
Plenty of cross dressing and banana butt pictures you could send?
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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 17:28:57 GMT
^^^ Yeap, of course! 18.07 - Uchenna to Joojoo: Joojoo... I have attached one of the pictures I received from Chuck... he is completely naked, wearing a women's bra and a necklace... lasciviously kissing a banana! === Well, the imbeciles did it!... they left the eastern border (Seme - border with Nigeria) and arrived at the western border (with Togo).
A journey of almost 150 km ( )
 === Uchenna to Joojoo: and   === Joojoo, to our boys. Uchenna: Joojoo: === |
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Post by trollhunter on Sept 18, 2023 17:38:09 GMT
My word. That is genius. Gran popo will be grand poo poo
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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 18, 2023 17:42:16 GMT
Good grief! Birlic has really upped the ante here. Also, just pictures alone isn't good enough anymore; need compromising pictures too. That's what being compliant and cooperative, does for the scammers. No good deed ever goes unpunished  Just brilliant that you sent him Chuck's naked pictures; they will likely think that they can easily overpower Chuck. Amazing bait!!! |
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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 17:43:40 GMT
18.33 - Uchenna is not happy... not at all. We all know that Joojoo is not a man you want to contradict, so: Soon the sun will set and it will be dark outside. The 2 idiots are in a completely unknown place and they have no any "arrangement" for tonight. They are tired and stressed, and Joojoo asks them to kiss in the street and take "proof" pictures. I think this is a huge stress for 2 Nigerians (we all know what Nigerians think about homosexuality). Surely Uchenna's "brother" will want to tell all these events to everyone! Uchenna will become the "hero" of the village, I have no doubt! Muhahahaahha! === 18.50 - More stress for our scammers: Joojoo is unyielding and stubborn. ===
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Post by trollhunter on Sept 18, 2023 17:55:52 GMT
They don’t need to do anything in the street. Check into hotel and send bumming pictures from privacy of their room. Then JooJoo can join them
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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 18, 2023 17:57:41 GMT
I think this is a huge stress for 2 Nigerians (we all know what Nigerians think about homosexuality). Surely Uchenna's "brother" will want to tell all these events to everyone! Uchenna will become the "hero" of the village, I have no doubt! Muhahahaahha!=== , prophetic words; this is indeed a highly public scam for him. There are at least 10 or so people with direct knowledge of it, as in the people in the video posing as staff at the orphanage. They will each tell at least 5 others and therefore the public humiliation is guaranteed |
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Post by Birlic on Sept 18, 2023 18:17:31 GMT
19.15 - It's already dark outside and they haven't sent anything... I'd like to try to keep them there as long as possible and maybe convince them to sleep tonight at a local hotel. In an hour I will tell them that I could not cross the border back in Benin because I am on the "black list" and I will ask them to come to my hotel in Togo. === 19.31 - Uchenna is desperate and tries to complain to Cliff... we have a first version of the story, seen through the eyes of the scammer. Of course, Cliff will read the message only tomorrow and won't understand anything. He will ask for detailed explanations. === 19.40 - Uchenna to Joojoo: Joojoo: Uchenna: 20.02 - Uchenna to Joojoo, another "sad" message: === 20.25 - Our boys are desperate, because they have already been waiting for 2 hours in a place they don't know at all and where another language is spoken. Joojoo to Uchenna, some bad news:
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Post by rob419 on Sept 18, 2023 19:49:14 GMT
Hahaha 😆 JooJoo just might be my favourite character 🤣 Marvelous job Birlic & Linoline bravo 👏 👏 👏
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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 18, 2023 20:05:10 GMT
It's their own fault that they are outside and cold; could have just booked a hotel room and would have been: Uchenna and his brodda, sitting on a couch K.I.S.S.I.N.G and half the money and the loot, would have come to them. PS: his brother smiles no more; that's just so heart breaking |
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Post by Linoline on Sept 18, 2023 20:25:15 GMT
20:28 a devastated Uchenna finally contacts sister Dave
22:22 Sister Dave
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Post by Admin on Sept 18, 2023 23:39:42 GMT
They are well and truly fornicated at this point.
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Post by Birlic on Sept 19, 2023 5:37:57 GMT
Tuesday, September 19- Last night the idiots sent another message to Joojoo, but I only read it this morning... it is possible and it seems that they stayed there in the area. - If YES, then maybe we get another border crossing today. Muhahahaha! Uchenna to Joojoo (yesterday, 22.36): 06.25 - Joojoo to our moron: I hope the idiots are still over there at the border planning to beat and rob Joojoo. We will see in the next few hours. === 08.17 - The idiots are quiet and didn't reply to Joojoo's message...so, we start replying to their messages from yesterday. Cliff to Uchenna: 08.29 - Akwode to Uchenna: It is possible that their silence means that they gave up and went back to Nigeria... we will see in the next few hours. It is obvious that the 2 clowns will never forget this wonderful "excursion" in Benin and it is certain that the "brother" will be more than happy to tell everything in great detail to anyone who is interested in listening. Uchenna will have his share of glory, but not in the sense he wanted. === 09.36 - Still nothing from our scammer, so Cliff writes another message: === 09.50 - Joojoo's ready to meet the clowns. Of course, all these messages are recorded in the TSC servers and will be used in the internal investigation that will decide "payment of the policy and financial compensation". Uchenna will have to be very convincing in his future statements... everyone will think that he is gay and that he wanted to have anal/oral sex with Joojoo and then they had a fight (like lovers). === 10.30 - Nothing from them... it is obvious that they went back to Nigeria and now they are somewhere on their way home, without internet connection. Joojoo makes one last attempt. ===
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Post by Birlic on Sept 19, 2023 13:11:24 GMT
The long way home! 12.36 - Finally, we have a confirmation ... Uchenna to Cliff: === 12.50 - Cliff: === 13.18 - Akwode to our moron: === 13.56 - Joojoo: === - It is obvious that the idiots were advised by someone else, who drew their attention that something is wrong in the story. - Starting tomorrow we will try to convince Uchenna to send us a video recording in which he will tell all the details of the trip to Benin... LOL! - If he refuses, then we will try to convince him that it is a good idea to become the Reverend of the Holy Church. Considering we didn't invest much time in this story, it seems like a complete success!... Linoline, thanks for all your help!
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Post by trollhunter on Sept 19, 2023 13:30:04 GMT
Ahhhh poor Uchenna. Didn’t even get a bumming for all his investment.
If he ever writes an autobiography he should call it …. ‘Broken in 4 pages’
Absolute genius baiting by both of you.
Was having a tricky week and this little story really cheered me up
Thank you.
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gil
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Post by gil on Sept 19, 2023 13:56:11 GMT
About not being able to reach the delivery company by phone, I came to think of my own experiences when trying to communicate with whatever public office in the country; its switchboard hell!
How about adding another bot to the collection that puts people on hold for eternity. You know, like whenever you need to speak to anybody at the tax office? 😁
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