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Post by mac on Nov 24, 2023 14:24:32 GMT
I'm sure that many of us have thought of fan-fiction (while of course in scam-world it's often incredible what these scammers put up with (Jumping on a bed to prove that one is at home...)
Here is one story of fan-fiction
As we all know, Plymouth ,despite its nice image, is a hotbed of criminal activity, particularly with criminal "clacks" such as Mr. Ba****ngo, Mr. Tanko, Fahad and the like💵🪪
While strictly on offfficial business they are not above seizing the opportunity to snatch Mugu moni, in order to finance their expensive hobbies like hosting mega parties *Chink Chink Chink* in nightclubs or at least at the 24/7 beer parlour.
Many Guymen have known this so far.
But what happens if the same Guyman, after staying hungry for a year, receives an email from another Mugu in England.
Of course, it is a lot of money and it takes forever for the Mugu to raise the amount. Just before the amount is raised, the Mugu has to pay for his relative Lennys surgery,
so it takes forever to raise the amount.
Finally, the new mugu begins his long journey to the nearest city, which happens to be Plymouth.
A man at a minimart with a W.U. outlets chats him up, the clack is Mister Bob Pencer, everything goes smoothly,
and then finally Boss Tanko takes over the Job and asks if the two have spoken before...
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Post by mac on Dec 17, 2023 18:03:35 GMT
In the secretive world of Barristers, Engineers, Generals and Diplomats, nothing could ever be too strange. One day a Nigerian "Diplomat" contacts Mugu Smith. Little does he know that Mr. Smith was born in Rhodesia and the late and estranged father of Mr. Smith was involved in shady petroleum/arms deals in Ghana and Nigeria. There is a trunkbox full of gold well hidden somewhere in Nigeria, but Mr. Smith doesn't know where. 
He is strartled when one day Diplomat contacts him. Surely, Diplomat must have had business dealings with his late father and is now waiting to share the gold. Mr. Smith implores the Diplomat NOT to tell anything to his superiors. They have to work together like MEN ! Diplomat has to travel to ******** cemetery in Lagos and place a gold painted tile right behind the left pillar of the main gate. 
This will be the secret message to a courier who will then call from a Nigerian number and give further instructions. A wild paper chase ensues. ---- While no gold is recovered, many unsual objects (like gold colored tiles) appear in Lagos State. Other guymen will be glad to find them, possible take them into Benin Republic, because these could be the keys to their transactions and their Wealth! OOOOH m.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc&pp=ygUUZ29sZCBzcGFuZGF1IGJhbGxldCA%3D |
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cbwaves MSB
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Post by cbwaves MSB on Dec 20, 2023 15:59:21 GMT
Thinking of funny ideas and fan fics in your head is how you come up with funny scenarios that will enrage the scammer and be very entertaining  |
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Post by mac on Jan 6, 2024 20:18:43 GMT
Kofi Mensah asks for cooperation - Roles reversed
Starring:
Barrister Kofi Mensah- Highly respected Fraud Star from Accra, Ghana
Mugu Lenny- a naive Englishman
"George" - a useless scammer who does nothing in life but scamming and whining
Our well known Kofi Mensah has attained a life of comfort with a luxurious car and a mansion in Accra. However, that comes with a price and he can not rest on his laurels but constantly has to chop new Mugus.
On one occasion, Kofi invested months in convicing Mugu Lenny, when suddenly Lenny reacts to an email from a new scammer called "George"
This is the scenario that Kofi always feared. It was always Kofi who chopped another scammer, not the other way around.
From hunter to being hunted.
Kofi is furious, loses his cool and acts exactly as others guymen did: He pleaded that the other guy was a criminal, that he doesn't know him from Adam, implores Lenny to change his password, to block the scammer, etc.
as well as threatening the other scammer in Igbo and Yoruba.
Suprisingly, Kofi's tactics WORK.
Lenny believes Kofi, cuts all contact with George.
Then, after several months, Kofi sends a desperate plea to George.
There is no more money to be milked out of mugu.
Kofi is HEARTBROKEN and laments that he fell in love with local beauty queen LULU.
Lulu expects expensive gifts and now Kofi is out of moni....
Kofi tries to get George's sympathy and more importantly, his cooperation for a final chop.
The only thing Lenny has is his house.
Only if they work together as MEN can they convince mugu Lenny to send more money.
At some point Kofi relates that Lulu has now married a rich man. He is very depressed and now the Chop is in jeopardy.
George tries to bypass Kofi and scam Lenny separately.
Everything seems to work out for George, and Lenny makes his way to WU.
George is overjoyed until he notices that the 8-digit pin has 12 digits...
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Post by Kentucky Fried Scambaits on Jan 15, 2024 14:43:23 GMT
Most people in general, including scammers forget that Google and Google Maps exist. You can get anyone to easily believe you know about their city by just doing a Google map search and finding landmarks around where they claim.
They claim they are in XYZ city... you look that up on a map and search for a small local/regional park or restaurant and tell them about how you been to their city before and mention if they ever been to that local landmark or place. I've gotten a few to actually believe I have been or currently live where they actually live or claim to live. They will sometimes actually google the landmark I mention and believe I been there... not once thinking that I could of easily done what they just did... use Google.
I have one ongoing scammer who actually believes I visit his country every so many months and have contacts in his country. I insisted on getting a picture of him in the past to give to one of my employees in his country to make sure he doesn't try to steal my money when he works for me. Suddenly his social media got scrubbed of all photos of him.
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Post by mac on Feb 7, 2024 20:02:24 GMT
Perhaps this parroting game be used to frustrate/confuse a scammer
On the phone with fake lad:
Fake Lad: I am the real Godwin!
Scammer: He is a liar, don't listen to him
Fake Lad: He is a liar, don't listen to him.. I am the real Godwin. Hang up the phone and I will you back immediately.
Scammer: You have spoiled Everything
Mugu: No, YOU have spoiled everything!
In the WU outlet:
Scammer: Take your money and go!
Clack: Yes, please take your money and go!
Mugu: No, please send the money so I can get this deal done
Clack: Please take the money. I need to close this outlet to go to beer parlour.
Mugu: No, I want this transaction to be done!
Scammer: Take your moni!
Clack: Sorry, I have already closed the cash register for tonight
Mugu: The number is 213-419- [interference] Call it back
Scammer: Call the number again!
Random guy in the shop : No, Don't call the number again!
Scammer: Shut up
Random guy (now perhaps inebriated, arguing with Scammer) No, YOU shut up! You are a useless man!
[Loud background music and noises (especially turned up for the scammer, not for the other parties)
For example reggae music, Door shutting, Arguments, Burglar Alarms, other noises
Call the number! Have you captured it correctly?
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Post by mac on Feb 24, 2024 23:46:36 GMT
Randy T** is a matured banker/guyman in the city of London. He has access to the details of many rich Mugus and needs a matured partner in Nigeria - preferably the scammer's Oga. This is not a job for small boy. Randy has to ascertain that his counterpart really is a matured man and has experience in these matters. The most important question -although never answered satisfactorily- is "How MUCH is your annual turnover?" He is interested in all kinds of balance sheets and accounting statements. He is convinced that every serious crook has an accountant en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_J._O%27HareOne saturday night Randy calls up the scammer and finds him in a nightclub instead of being home with his wife which frustrates both Randy and the scammer. Randy is not convinced and this "interviewing process" continues for some time. Just when both Randy and the scammer are about to lose interest, things evolve very rapidly. A potential Mugu from UK, a rich but naive man, has travelled to Lagos to open a bank account for his African girlfriend. Randy's counterpart has to act NOW and go to **** square in Lagos. The Mugu has been instructed to give the money to the scammer. Needless to say, the guyman fails to find the Mugu. It later turns out that the Mugu ended up giving the money to a local cab driver. Randy is furious and calls the scammer personally to let him know that "he is just a rat." |
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Post by mac on Mar 5, 2024 20:16:58 GMT
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Post by mac on Mar 29, 2024 16:54:10 GMT
Mission Impossible
Part 1: Failed Negotiations
Mugu Lenny has finally saved up thousands of pounds and enters the infamous Plymouth branch at the filling station.
After some talk about football, the clack begins negotiations with the scammer.

This time things escalate quickly. The clack smoked a new strain of India Hemp called "Un poco loco" and is beside himself.
When the scammer begins with the usual generational curses, things get out of hand.
The clack eventually returns the moni to Mugu Lenny but declares to the scammer that he will NEVER get his hands on the moni because he has flagged Lenny's name in the database, and will continue to check if there has been any transaction to West Africa,
until the scammer apologizes!
("Until you apologize, your well will be dry")
The police arrives later, but as the moni is returned, there is nothing to do.
Part 2: The Mission Begins
The next day Lenny calls the scammer. Lenny is convinced that the vengeful and probably crazy clack is monitoring all transactions to West Africa.
He tries several times to make a transfer, but everything fails.
Eventually he finds another outlet where the clack Ba****ngo "doesn't care" but says that the
only way a transaction can be made is to send the moni at a specific time.
That means that the scammer has to be at a specific Nigerian outlet in another city at exactly 10 AM. Needless to say, the scammers fails to appear on time, and the transaction fails. There is no record of the transaction anywhere.
After several attempts, the scammer is at the outlet on time. The problem is that the clack Ba****ngo has used the moni to bet on a football match.
"But not to worry, next time it will go through"
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