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Funniest Scammer Quotes of 2024 Mar 30, 2024 3:05:55 GMT via mobile Joseph Fäustl, Frazzle, and 2 more like this

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Post by cbwaves MSB on Mar 30, 2024 3:05:55 GMT

Alright, the thread I made last year seemed to do very well! So why not make one for 2024?

My favorite quote is in an upcoming video of ours he says "I don't know the doctor Hands, I don't know heem!" -Chase Bank scammer

He's referring to a character we've made up trying to intercept the transaction through emails his name is "Darth Hans" LOL!

Go ahead and share what you got.

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Funniest Scammer Quotes of 2024 Mar 30, 2024 9:08:04 GMT Joseph Fäustl, Frazzle, and 3 more like this

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Post by Yastreb on Mar 30, 2024 9:08:04 GMT

I offer you the reply I got from a scammer reacting to Mal's flippant reply "It's Mr Reynolds, thank you. I'm not Hungarian. But that aside... I have no plans about the money. None. Nada. Zip. OK?"

(The differently sized font at the end was in the original.)

Mr Reynolds,
The other time you said you 're living Australia as an American right ?
So what concerned Hungarian to my message ?
I've never done investment before, right? So do you want to keep a 6.5 million dollars lockup in your house ?
I'm a retired US Marine. you are just saying this without providing your informations to me
What do you mean by Nevada zip code? Now i can see that you are just a joker
Said you Nada. Zip. OK?

YOU ARE A INGE-AT AND A MAD MAN STOP CONTACT ME.

YOU ARE THE WORST FOOL I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MYLIFE IDIOT

OU ARE AN IDIOT A BIG FOOL YOU ARE YOU DON'T HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR FATHER THAT IS WHY I DECIDED TO DO AWAY WITH YOU FUCKING BASTARD LIKE YOU

:safari:

x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin)

cbwaves MSB Roadside Gala Seller Hardwired... To Fight 419 Posts: 74	Funniest Scammer Quotes of 2024 Apr 1, 2024 2:06:49 GMT via mobile rob419 and mac like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by cbwaves MSB on Apr 1, 2024 2:06:49 GMT Haha we just got another one a scammer yelling to the mugu about the store clerk, 'Terry'. "Terry will poison you one day! Stop going to that F-ing store!... TERRY F YOU!" Lol
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Funniest Scammer Quotes of 2024 Apr 1, 2024 6:22:32 GMT Joseph Fäustl, cbwaves MSB, and 2 more like this

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Post by Pricky on Apr 1, 2024 6:22:32 GMT

I have never said this guy hacked your PC because you do not even understand English, I said this guy is just forwarding your email to another email address where he can read and see your conversation therefore he can only see the transfer slip but cannot remove money from any account since he does not have the ID to that account. And I even went further to show you how you can go to setting and free yourself email account because he must have added his email to your setting. But because you are dull you misinterpreted everything I said.
You talk nonsense and you talk like a fool if you think I do not need your $2880 to feed my family for one day. Maybe this is what you and your fake Western Union clerk discussed. For your information your ignorance is your problem because South Africa where I live is a far better country than the UK. I do not need your $2,880 and I want you to get this into your HEAD.
GOODBYE.

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Funniest Scammer Quotes of 2024 Apr 5, 2024 19:14:25 GMT Joseph Fäustl, cbwaves MSB, and 1 more like this

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Post by Linoline on Apr 5, 2024 19:14:25 GMT

Jonas:

You are worse than a harlot, Jezebel and your acolytes are all idiots including the bad actors that represented workers in REA. not to worry i will use my resources to launch a smearing campaign against <church>, or maybe you may have changed the name to suit you and your idiotic friends.
I am not relenting in my effort to get hold of you someday and squeeze the truth out of your cigar ,smoking mouth.
Jezebel, be gone!

Again Jonas:

PLEASE, NEVER YOU WRITE ME AGIAIN AND NEVER YOU AND YOUR ORGANIZATION USE THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOU IDIOTS FORCED US TO DO THE BIOMETRICS TP DO ANYTHING ON THE INTERNETS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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Funniest Scammer Quotes of 2024 Apr 22, 2024 12:53:27 GMT via mobile Joseph Fäustl, Linoline, and 2 more like this

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Post by cbwaves MSB on Apr 22, 2024 12:53:27 GMT

From an upcoming video of ours.

Some context Officer Steven is competing with our character Darth Hans to get money from our mugu character. Darth Hans claims he is Officer Steven's adopted father and Officer Steven says to the mugu character,

"How do you think it eez possible for a fool to adopt me?... old mon like me? A fool adopt me, And you have common sense to accept that! You are a joker! You are a very stupid mon!" 😅

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Funniest Scammer Quotes of 2024 May 29, 2024 20:45:32 GMT via mobile Joseph Fäustl, Linoline, and 1 more like this

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Post by cbwaves MSB on May 29, 2024 20:45:32 GMT

Our next video is going to be hilarious and one of the many funny (and bizarre) things the scammer said was when he was talking to the Crooked Store clerk 'Terry Jones'. He says "I am going to drag that D*** off of your body!"

When he said this a few days ago me and irl scambait buddies just looked at eachother with the mic muted and started laughing. This scammer Is definitely the weirdest we have come across so far.

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cbwaves MSB Roadside Gala Seller Hardwired... To Fight 419 Posts: 74	Funniest Scammer Quotes of 2024 Sept 29, 2024 12:19:10 GMT rob419, mac, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by cbwaves MSB on Sept 29, 2024 12:19:10 GMT Yesterday's stream went very well. We had 2 scammers arguing for a while. Scammer A: You are an African scammer! Scammer B: You are Africa! LOL!
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Funniest Scammer Quotes of 2024 Oct 29, 2024 12:57:16 GMT cbwaves MSB and mac like this

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Post by 491paddlesnap on Oct 29, 2024 12:57:16 GMT

Probably the best message I've ever had from a scammer. He's talking to my oga character here after several chops.

U know dis internet na really crazy place, i wish say i fit trace u anywhere in lagos, no matter wetin e cost i for make sure say i take my hand pull trigger dog u,u no deserve to live, na since 2022 i dog person last.
U chop money wey i suffer dey work for months, i call u oga e dey enter ur head, make thunder fire ur generation, u come even want make ur papa work for u for nothing, u wan collect 10dols disappear, greedy fool like u, see i get my own house for dis lag, i have 2kids,car wey i buy na uber i don register am, i no be car freak, i no dey hungry, if mugu no pay, i dey do strong things make my money, na once person dey die but if to say i fit catch u u for die more than once, but i no go leave u like dat i must curse u before a deity once i travel to d vill, u can't chop my sweat and go free.

Last Edit: Oct 29, 2024 17:35:03 GMT by 491paddlesnap

Funniest Scammer Quotes of 2024

Post by cbwaves MSB on Mar 30, 2024 3:05:55 GMT

Post by Yastreb on Mar 30, 2024 9:08:04 GMT

Post by cbwaves MSB on Apr 1, 2024 2:06:49 GMT

Post by Pricky on Apr 1, 2024 6:22:32 GMT

Post by Linoline on Apr 5, 2024 19:14:25 GMT

Post by cbwaves MSB on Apr 22, 2024 12:53:27 GMT

Post by cbwaves MSB on May 29, 2024 20:45:32 GMT

Post by cbwaves MSB on Sept 29, 2024 12:19:10 GMT

Post by 491paddlesnap on Oct 29, 2024 12:57:16 GMT