Cyril takes a dump.

Cyril takes a dump. Apr 22, 2024 12:47:54 GMT Linoline, stellabella, and 4 more like this

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Post by Penfold on Apr 22, 2024 12:47:54 GMT

Cyril sent Mr. Wray (FBI Director) the $400 fee via MoneyGram this morning as requested. Unfortunately he does not now seem to want Agent Willie to do what is necessary.

Cyril:

Dear Mr. Wray

I have just read your latest email and am pleased to say that your wait has not had to be too long. As promised, I was able to get the $400 USD sent not long after Mr. Patel's store opened. Please find the necessary payment slip attached to this email. Willie will need the information printed thereon so as to be able to obtain the MTCN for the transaction. Please keep me updated as to when I can expect delivery of the trunk box.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Mr. Wray:

Email me the reference number

Cyril:

Dear Mr. Wray

I'm not quite sure I understand what you mean. The receipt clearly states that only the recipient can obtain the MTCN by calling the phone number printed on the receipt. I hope this information will help negate any further delays.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Mr. Wray:

The recipient can’t make call for he is dump so all you have to do is cancel the transaction and resend it via western union either

I will give you the funds to resend it over there in Nigeria the country of funds origin as requested

Cyril:

Dear Mr. Wray

What do you mean when you say the recipient is dump?

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Mr. Wray:

The man in self Mr. Willie Green can’t talk for he is deff and dump so I suggest you send the payment via crypto currency I will give you the wallet address to send it for urgent delivery of your funds worth of $80, 000.000.00

Mr. Wray:

So you see either you get the mtcn send or resend it via crypto currency or western union

Cyril:

Dear Mr. Wray

Now I understand. The confusion was caused by the fact you used the word dump. Here in the UK we refer to dump people as linguistically challenged so as not to offend them. Not that they can hear anyone refer to them as dump of course if they are also deff, but they may be able to lip read so it's probably best to play it safe. In fact my older brother Lenny is a little deff himself so I really can relate to poor Willie's problems. Anyway, what I will do now is pop back into the village and have a word with Mr. Patel about this matter concerning Willie's unfortunate disability. Hopefully Mr. Patel will be able to suggest a way around the problem that will enable you and I to move forward. I'll be back as soon as I can.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Mr. Wray:

Have them give you the mtcn number

Unfortunately Cyril did not see Mr. Wray's last email as he had already mounted his trusty tricycle and set off for the village.