Cyril takes a dump.

Dear Mr. Wray

I have just returned from the Village store and I have some exceedingly good news regarding the MTCN. It would appear that any of your agents in the USA that are able to speak can call the number on the receipt to obtain the MTCN. The only thing they MUST do is identify themselves as Willie Green when the automated system prompts them for their name. I think this workaround will help us overcome the problem of Willie's non verbality and will certainly help avoid the tedious form filling that would be required of you should I need to obtain a refund. Please let me know as soon as you have found a suitable agent to do what is necessary.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

This can not work at all canceling the transfer and take your money back then do what I ask you to do so that you will receive your fund’s today

Dear Mr. Wray

Mr. Patel told me that it will work and I have no reason to disbelieve him. Get one of your agents to call the phone number on the receipt you have in your possession. You could even make the call yourself if you think that would speed things up, but remember to say you are Willie Green when asked.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Cancel this Money Gram of a thing and send via crypto currency let us proceed

Have you canceled? kindly resend it via iTunes card for urgent release of your funds

How are you doing today, all the best to you and your family, did you cancel the money transfer send to Mr. Willie let me see if I can call money gram by my self

How are you doing today, all the best to you and your family, did you cancel the money transfer send to Mr. Willie let me see if I can call money gram by my self

Hello Mr. Cyril are you there?

Dear Mr. Wray

I'm so sorry for this late reply, but I have been experiencing a major issue with my old laptop's connectivity to internet. Luckily, young Raymond, the lad that delivers my morning newspapers, was able to sort the problem out for me this morning when he delivered today's newspapers. I had hoped that he would have been able to sort it out sooner, but unfortunately he was away on holiday for a week with his parents. During that time his Nan, Mrs. Goggin's was standing in for him. Sadly, she being a lady of advancing years, much like myself, did not possess the necessary expertise to be of any help whatsoever. Anyway, the good news is that I am back online and I have just been able to access your latest emails. May I enquire how you got on when you called the MoneyGram automated system? Hopefully you managed to do what Mr. Willie was unable to do so and you have the $400 in your possession.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Is the Money still available for pick up let me know if I can call money gram my self okay

Dear Mr. Wray

Of course the money is still available for pick up. And yes, you can call on Willie's behalf. I thought that I had made that clear in the last two emails I sent you on the 22nd of April. The only thing you must do is say that you are Willie Green when the automated MoneyGram system asks you for your name. The MoneyGram system is expecting a call from Willie so it is very important that you say that you are he.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Can’t pick up funds

Dear Mr. Wray

A very good May Day to you, my friend. I have just read your latest email and I am a little perplexed as to its content. Please explain what you mean in a tad more depth so that I am better able to understand why you are troubling me with such worrying news.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Good day Cyril

Please did you by any chance receive my last message?

I sent you the account details needed to complete the transaction if you didn’t get the message kindly let me know so I can resend it to you

Dear Mr. Wray

My apologies for this late reply, but I had to visit my sister Lilly and I only returned home late last night. However, with that said, I can see that you yourself did not reply to my previous email until the 9th of May. Even then, you have failed to have the good grace to answer the questions I asked. I find this lack of professionalism on your part rather disconcerting and I refuse to discuss the alternative method of payment until you have rectified your lackadaisical approach to this transaction.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Here's is the bank you needed I just contacted my team mate and I got this from a member.

Bank name: Barclays

Sort code: 23???6

Account number: 15????29

Beneficiary name: SH??? TE??? SE???

Kindly send me a proof of payment for proper documentation.

Thank you

Did you receive my email with the details ?

Dear Mr. Wray

I most certainly did. Now all I need is a copy of Willie Green's death certificate.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

That's shouldn't be your priority cause you have the money picked back from money gram and sending you a death certificate of one of our team is against the rules of the company

Dear Mr. Wray

You seem to be under the misapprehension that I have already obtained the refund. That is not the case. The death certificate is needed to allow me to complete the refund process. I need to be able to prove that Willie has shuffled off this mortal coil. This necessity would not be required had you, or one of your agents not attempted to obtain the MTCN via the MoneyGram system on two occasions on the 6th of May. Unfortunately those attempts have flagged the transaction as partially completed and the MoneyGram system is expecting further calls from the person who was claiming they were Willie. That very fact necessitates the need for me to prove Willie is dead. I am sure that as director of the FBI you will not have a problem obtaining a copy of Willie's death certificate to send me.

Toodle-pip

Cyril 

Okay I understand.

You getting the refund is not an issue right? you only need to complete it with Willie's death certificate and I can provide you with that but I will need to inform his family members before we can disclose his death certificate.

I don't think that should delay the payment of the bank details I sent you cause we need to complete the transaction as soon as possible

Did you receive my last message??

We are running out of time can you just get back to me as soon as possible

Dear Mr. Wray

As I understand things at this moment in time, all I need from you is Willie's death certificate. Once I have that I will be able to complete my part of the documentation process to get the $400 refunded. Once I have the $400 back in my possession I will of course make all haste to my bank to get the transaction of the fee payment concluded. I suggest that you go ahead and have a word with Willie's family members as soon as possible.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Attach below is Mr. Willie's Death Certificate , get this done so that we can move forward

Dear Mr. Wray

Thank you for the death certificate. I shall endeavour to get the matter of the refund sorted out some time today, if possible. Unfortunately I have an electrician arriving at 09:00 to change my old consumer unit. I have no idea how long such a job will take. I will try to keep you updated as much as possible, but I have an idea that I will be without any electrical power whilst the changeover is in process. That of course will mean my wifi box next to the telly will not be working. I'm sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Thank for your endeavours and I'm waiting for your feedback as soon as possible I will appreciate if you can get it done today just to avoid further delay with the transaction

Dear Mr. Wray

The electrician has temporarily switched the power back on so that I can send you this email saying that I need you to call me urgently about the Barclays bank account that you sent me. Unfortunately the electrician has found extra work that needs to be carried out to bring my cottage up to spec. I'm afraid he told me that the extra work may take a day or two to complete. I think the best thing you can do is call me on my home phone number as soon as possible. I did supply you with my phone number along with my address in an earlier email, but just to avoid any further delays my number is +44 LENNY. Anyway, the electrician is eager to crack on so I'd best let him turn the power off again. Hope to speak with you soon.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Good day

I'm hoping to hear from you soon

I called (he lied) and you aren't picking up the phone.

Here's my number+1(406)3??-0??6. Kindly put a call through as soon as possible

All this is very frustrating that’s why i suggest in the beginning you should go to Walmart store and purchase an Apple Card for the payment for urgent proceeding, you would of getting your total funds of $80 million dollars delivered by now and start making the use of it if you had follow the first step but it never late , could you try and get this sort out by purchasing gift card at Walmart store let us speed this transaction because delay is very dangerous and I will be traveling to Australia by next week for transaction purposes so really wanted to get this transaction accomplished before traveling by then , because when I travel You can now be written with an agent which I don’t want them to serve you, I personally wanted to serve you better In this transaction and get your funds delivered to you, so can you please do what I ask you to do at the beginning for other 3 peoples who’s follow the step have gotten their funds just last week, I shall stop here till I hear back from you

Thanks for your kind understanding

How are you doing today all the best to you and your family, did you in any means get the payment sent to the bank account provided?

Did you also receive my last email , you can also send this using BTC method I will give you the wallet to send it for urgent proceeding, you can also send via Money to our other cashier Mr. Ch??? , now you can do the one easier for you with this 3 option

Let me know you got my email so that we can finally get this transaction accomplished and you will start making the use of your total funds of $80 million usd without any further delay

Have a blessed day

Yours in service,

FBI DIRECTOR,

MR. Christopher A. Wray

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

Did you receive my email?

Dear Mr. Wray

The electrician carrying out the remedial work at my cottage has now finished. I am exceedingly pleased to tell you that I once again have the full functionality of my wifi. However, the warm and snugly feeling that gives me is somewhat dampened by the fact that I have just been able to read your latest emails. Did I not tell you to call me to discuss a very urgent matter concerning the bank account details? My home phone has been working perfectly so that would suggest you never made that call despite your claim to the contrary. If you can not show me the courtesy of making the requested call, then I refuse to discuss anything further with you via email until you rectify your unprofessional behaviour. Make the call and let's get this transaction back on track.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

I called and you aren't picking up the phone.

Here's my number+1(406)3??-0??6. Kindly put a call through as soon as possible

Please I just got a report from Mr Jo??? he said there's an upgrade and maintenance on his bank account which will last 24hrs so it won't be nice for you to make the payment., So when you are ready to make the payment kindly give me a text and I will send you one of the team account to complete the transaction (Oh dear! Please don't tell me another account has bit the dust).

Call

+1(406)3??-0??6

I did not work with this so called Mr. Sultana

Are you deaf?

Send me this person phone number and email to verify the fuck he is because no body work with me here in my custody, abide my instructions if you really want to receive your funds else you don’t want to get your funds delivered then do as you like and don’t email me with this your stupidity when you got scammed I’m out of this okay cause I think you should trust me enough after getting you your previous money back by sending you death certificate and if you want to be sure ask Mr sultana te previous name and a sample of the dearth certificate sent to you. I’m very sure he don’t have it cause my mail was cloned few days ago

I don’t have a chief cashier and I don’t know Mr Sultana okay you need to ask him some certain questions about how the previous transaction got messed up after all he claim to be my chief cashier so he should know everything about the ongoing transaction. Stop fooling around Cyril wise up man this not me okay

Dear Mr. Wray

I really do not know what to think. Mr. Sultana certainly comes across as a man that can be trusted. The problem I have is understanding how Mr. Sultana had access to my phone number if it was not you that asked him to call me regarding the delivery fee. On top of that I have to admit that you have been acting rather strangely today which only backs up Mr. Sultana's claim that you are not a well man due to your marital difficulties, the medication you are on and your need for alcohol to help you function to some degree. Obviously I would like this distressing matter rectified so that I can get the payment of the fee sorted out. I think the best thing you and Mr. Sultana can do is talk to each other and come to a consensus as to how I should proceed. It is my understanding that Mr. Sultana is working from the FBI's field office in London at this moment in time. The number he has called me from would certainly seem to back that up. In fact on our last call he even offered to drive from London to Brockenhurst to collect the $800 from me in person. That would certainly solve the problem of you being unable to provide a working bank account. Perhaps it would be for the best if you were to call him and give him the okay to do that. The phone number he has been calling me from is 020 LILLY. Obviously you will need to dial +44 LILLY as you are in the USA. And if it's helpful, the email he gave me to contact him on is @gmail.com . I really do hope that you will both be able to put your obvious dislike for one another aside so that I'm able to get the fee payment concluded on Monday.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Look Mr. Cyril enough of this insult for I did not have marital difficulties, and not in medication talk more of alcohol to help me, for I did not and have never test alcohol for my life before, lead my lips for the very last time , I do not know this scammers so called Mr. Sultana and have never asked anyone to call you on my behalf, in that case I am reporting this issue right away to the international police and IMF international monitoring funds (IMF) and I think I am going to hand your funds over to the IMF let me see how this crap will get to know where your funds is held now , block this persons number and also his email as well if you really want to get your funds delivered, this person is very dangerous I am also going to get him arrested for being crap and blackmailing me for having marital difficulties which I have never did , beside the fee was $400 and not $800 , don’t know if you are really deaf or what? This so called Mr. Sultana can never ever show up to collect the $800 from you right handed, if you doubt kindly persist that he should come and take it right handed as you said , I never ever knew this person , for the information I investigated so far, I think someone hacked into your email so I suggest you change your email password, if this crap persist that he knows me , let him proof it by sending you the death certificate and the previous receivers name and the date you sent the money gram $400 which our cashier Mr. Willie Green did not picked before passed away

I shall stop here till am done with the IMF and interpol police regarding this matter , stop picking up the call from this crap until further notice

Thanks for your kind understanding if only you can understand the risk you are taking and failing to abide my instructions which I am the one contacted you regarding this transaction

Stop being fool for I hate people with negative thought

Dear Mr. Wray

A very good Sunday morning to you and thank you for your latest email. Please accept my apologies for any distress you may have suffered from any perceived insults my emails may have contained. I was merely conveying that which your chief cashier Mr. Sultana had told me were the reasons behind your erratic behaviour of late. I can completely understand that a man would not want to admit to suffering from any kind of marital difficulties, especially after being told by Mr. Sultana that the difficulties mainly stem from your wife being dissatisfied with the size of your penis. Obviously as a rather well-endowed chap myself it's very difficult for me to appreciate the inner turmoil your tiny penis has caused you throughout marriage. Anyway, enough talk about your small penis and back to the important matter in hand. To that end, you can be certain that I will definitely be grilling Mr. Sultana about all the accusations you have brought to my attention when he calls me as planned at around 8am this morning to finalise the payment method. I think that under the circumstances it would probably be best that I take up Mr. Sultana's offer of the cash pick up in person. That way when he arrives at my home address I will be able to ask to see his FBI ID so as to alleviate all of the concerns you have raised. Hopefully, when you read this it will be finding you in a more rational frame of mind than you were in when you sent your previous email. Oh and just before I sign off, There are positions for intercourse that work better for men with short penises. For intercourse with women, rear entry to the vagina can be very pleasurable, as is sitting on your lap and doing the moving while you are joined. I'm not sure if you're interested in such things, but If you're with another man, the prostate gland is only a few inches inside the rectum, so penetration by a small penis will be more effective for massaging it than a longer penis, and less likely to cause pain. A woman’s clitoris, the main organ of orgasmic pleasure for the majority of women, isn’t even on the inside and usually cannot be stimulated during intercourse by a penis of any size. Hands or mouths, tongue or fingers, are usually better suited for stimulation leading to orgasm. Try to remember that advice for the future.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Dear Mr. Wray

Good morning again. I have just got off the phone with Mr. Sultana and I thought that you would be pleased to hear that the collection of the $800 has been arranged. Mr. Sultana will be driving from London on Monday morning to collect the fee from me in person. He has assured me that showing his FBI ID will not be a problem and he has no idea why you are persisting with your nonsense about him being an imposter who has some kind of nefarious intent. He said that he can only surmise that you were drunk when you sent your previous email. I did ask him if you had contacted him as you had asked for his phone number and email address, but he said you had not. He went on to say that it was hardly surprising as you have always been a weak and cowardly man that would not have the balls to make your preposterous accusations to his face. As I've already stated, I can see that there does not seem to be any love lost between the two of you, but it's unfortunate that I am stuck in the middle of such a toxic relationship.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

You must be very stupid for I did not work with so called Mr. sultana, have emailed the criminal and no respond yet so please do not disturb my peace Mf

Dear Mr. Wray

I had hoped that my encouraging words and advice regarding your tiny penis would have put you in a better mood today. I can see they did not. Calling me very stupid only makes you look stupid in return. If you have nothing sensible to say, then say nothing. And why do you keep bad mouthing poor Mr. Sultana when all he is trying to do is rectify your mishandling of my fund delivery. It doesn't surprise me that he has not responded to the email you have sent him if you treat him in the same uncouth way you have been treating me lately. Thank God that tomorrow morning I will finally be able to hand over the $800 USD to Mr. Sultana and I will have no further need to correspond with you.

Toodle-pip

Cyril

Good day Mr Harold How have you been doing?

Guy nah rubbish you dey do I don write CL finish reach payment you go dey hijack ham no be so game b oooo .

Mr. Wray. If you wish to correspond with me you will need to stop using that pidgin garbage.

Your Chief Cashier 😂

H Sultana